No Gym, No Problem - Tosh.0
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- Опубликовано: 22 май 2020
- Daniel shares all the best ways to get a killer bod at home.
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Hosted by comedian Daniel Tosh, Tosh.0 digs into all aspects of the internet, from the ingenious to the absurd to the downright stupid. Through segments like Web Redemption, CeWEBrity Profile and 20 Seconds on the Clock, Daniel sorts through videos of dumb people doing even dumber things and pinpoints the best (and worst) fails out there.
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“But a man of his size..... 35 lbs.” 😂😂
Tosh: What would Jesus curl?
Jaba the Chunk: Anything he wanted, because he's capable of miracles. But a man of his size... probably curl 35 lbs. I'm dead!
"there's nothing worse than steroid use or atheism" i'm dead.
You really shouldn't be atheists. Heaven exists
@@Holy-Rowlo88 But how about steriod usage?
“I don’t believe in doing abdominal exercises.” You mean the muscular that is critical to supporting your pelvis and lumbar spine? 😂😂😂 Get that bicep pump on!!! 💪 💪 💪
your comment has motivated me. first thing tomorrow...tummy crunches
It’s God, God…dumbbell curls.
0:53 Moose Knuckle Activate!
Lol, i seen it too....
Ninja Foot
Guys... thats gross, its just her adult diaper getting a little wrinkly.
Its hard cantering around without your depends riding up! Goooosh!
@@toddfpacker6793 I believe the correct term is Ninja Boot. lmao, either way its funny its the first thing most guys notice.
@@NavySARman Ninjas don't wear boots..... they have to be quiet like...............Ninjas...
1.GOD
2.GOD
3.Dumbbell curls
😂😂that dude had his priorities straight
Bed workout guy is who you argue with on twitter 😂
Prancercise Lady sounds like Frenchie from Grease
i thought she sounded like louise belcher
Yes!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Daniel Tosh for president 2020!
2024 possibly
@David David don't get butthurt when he wins again against dementia Joe
I enjoy the debate when people talk about who is worse. The Giant Douche or the Turd Sandwich. They both suck and we get the present/future that we voted for.
@Who Jones Your argument is fallacious. 160 years ago Republican equals anti-slavery, Slavery bad, vote Republican today.
You still did not Prove to me that either current candidate is worth voting for.
Also the original Republican party was also very pro taxes, until 1912 when a group of Republicans broke off and formed the progressive - bull moose- party (Teddy Roosevelt). At which time the Republicans that did not follow Teddy started their shift to the right (less progressive) that we know today.
So again there is evidence that a party can and has changed. Where will the parties be in another hundred years?
Why are they not a Giant Douche or a Turd Sandwich? "Slavery bad" is not going to cover it.
@Who Jones red herring ,cute, and nice copy paste btw.
The prancercise lady would make a great voice actor
As crazy as prancercise is, she's at least being active
she can fly now
I was wondering what’s been missing in my workout routine.
*anorexic
Motown tho 😉
Should prance right over to the dentist on the corner
"It takes training, it takes discipline and it takes beliefe in the Lord"..........said the 400lb guy who wont get out of bed or put clothes on for an interview.....Now that is a gem ladies....❤
actually, women say the most attractive thing about a man is his confidence. There's nothing more confident than that. They also tell men to not play games and to just be himself. He's killing it with the ladies.
I’m getting new sheets that are embroidered with “WWJC” for What Would Jesus Curl
@Deadpool thats because he gave all his meals to the less fortunate bro gosh!!
Big Tuna *Laughs in Judaism*
You could probably buy those from dom mazzetti
Just happy to see Juji make it on the show. Dudes amazing. Tom's ok too,I guess....
who
He's ok when tricking i guess
@@caseyburger9864 The best thing about him is the people he introduces you to. Plus I like his energy.
@@joshhopper9307 I was talking about Tom lol
@@caseyburger9864 He doesnt annoy me nearly as much as he used to. I guess that's kind of a compliment lol
Listen, that 700 year old is floating
Give her her props
She’s got the mouth of Pennywise 😂😂😂. BEEP BEEP Ritchie lol
Lol the cowboy get up was dam funny 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 and the side to side walk just the icing on the cake
I love when Brandon Rogers does the lady characters
Always a hoot
The lady has fun and stays active. Who cares what people think..
Kruut Von Trendkilla yo that beard is wicked epic
Not that u care what i think
Much love bro
@@misanthropic985 Wholly macaroni Golden Spikes! Nice profile picture! I assume you do care. Lol
@@misanthropic985 Thank you although I can't take credit for my genes. It's just there. It serves a purpose though, keeps me warm in the winter and is an homage to my ancestors.
She's probably in better shape than most Americans.
She's clearly not all there.
So weird to see Juji on Tosh after watching Juji & Tom for tons of hours
04:51 "there's nothing worse than steroid use or atheism" 😂
I did biceps this morning and said "Oh Jesus this hurts!"
never sneak up on someone prancercizing
Good Lord. I am no realizing that I have seen wayyyyyyy too many of Jimbo's videos hahaha.
Prancercize Daniel.. lol
Jabba the hunk
Is that juji at the beginning?
Yup
For sure. He’s an amazing all around strong man. Not the best at any of the disciplines but pretty amazing at all of them.
Check out his resistance band supported bench press! Crazy dangerous!!!
Yeah
What’s a juji?
Tosh was actually legitimately pretty good at the Prancercise.
I have heard plenty of times that D money is doing well downstairs but those white tights are definitely causing me to think twice about my opinion hahaha
Jabba the Hunk 😂
Tosh is the main meal here distracting us with those appetites now i want tosh on a dish
I am still exercising, trying to stay in shape
Juji making it to tosh😂
My man Juji!!!
When a cowboy trades his spurs for wings
Nice
Jujimufu at the beginning
Is Ric Flair’s walk not trademarked 😂😂😂 whoaoooooo lol.
The prancercise lady actually seems like she'd be fun to be around.
Ahhh, Juji rules!!
"And that's also how Breaking Bad is going to end. " What, so someone dies like Icarus?
1.God 2.God 3.DB curls
Prancercise, a combo of amyl nitrate and cocaine.
Dance belts might help make prancercizing less terrifying
That Prancercise lady was fucking crazy, but a good sport.
Yeahhh!
Jujimufu is a beast!
First guy was inspiration for Action Bronson
Anyone else watch Juji Mufu before this? I wonder if he even knows!
Being in that special group where you lift and watch Tosh
@@aydonrevis7790 Daniel should invite Juji and Tom onto the show and let us see Juji revisit that splits lift, but use Daniel instead of weights.
Thought that was him
JUJIMUFU AYEEE
Oh hey, it's Jujimufu!
Yay Juji is awesome!!!!!
Calm down
I like her energy
0:51 Who else saw this on John Tron?
"There's nothing worse than Steroid use, and Atheism" Words to live by.
Yup, Jesus is great. Here’s one of my favourites. From Luke 12. Remember kiddies, God is good and Jesus is great.
Do you think I came to bring peace on earth? No, I tell you, but division. 52 From now on there will be five in one family divided against each other, three against two and two against three. 53 They will be divided, father against son and son against father, mother against daughter and daughter against mother, mother-in-law against daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law against mother-in-law.
Satan is great, here’s one from the satanic bible
“ don’t give advice unless your asked”
Jujimufu!
“You could stand up and further isolate the muscle group if you wanted to...”
“I don’t want to cheat my body, I don’t want to cheat my soul” 😆😐
Last question- WHAT WOULD JESUS CURL?
I first thought Joanna was Daniel was dressed up again then...
Is it true Daniel is getting cancelled??? Well that’s it nothing left at Comedy Central I want to watch!!!
Black Jesus 🤣🤣🤣
I'm gonna show you my 150 lb. dumbbell, but I'm not gonna prove I can actually lift it
Daniel had the SMALLEST package of the office...
And they have women in the office. food for thought lol
I see Juji, I press like
I just made a facebookgroup call "Prancecizers in bed"
No tijts no milk
Curl baby curl
Have you changed your feelings about figs. Because I need that glucose to lift.
John-Paul Silke I don’t know what your talking about son. I still love you though
Man. Its to bad you couldn't get an interview with Juji
Wasn’t she in a John Mayer video too lol
Paperdoll
Oh hey jujimufu
The Dude got jacked! Must've been using muscle milk in his white Russians. Hahaha
Jabba the Hunk
I was wondering what Maria Bamford was up to these days. Turns out it's Prancercize.
Atleast wings is trying to workout nowadays
That's jujumafu
hey look its jujimufu
Chuckels
Jesus is only reppin’ 35s you heard it here first
Lol I would hate to be one of the writers on this show!
Is that jujimufu?
👍👍👍👍
Pause this exactly at 2:38 and tell me what you see
a bag of marbles
Everyone laughed at god hahaha
Lol it is meant to be
Gluttony and sloth are 2 of the seven deadly sins. If you are living for the Lord you need to get up get out and get something!
Cheese Curls should have been mentioned
Captain Atheist Or Curly Fries.
@@cityhawk Those are delicious!
Captain Atheist Damn right they are! With some Cajun seasoning, they are out of this world.
Is that fucking Juji?
I would like to be famous but I'm too lazy to become famous. I'll only be famous if Daniel calls and flys me to CALIFORNIA
If I were a little older, or she were a little younger, Prancercize lady could be my cup of tea.
When does his show restart?
It was supposed to be couple months ago. I see no real season on TV as far as what I know.
Here's hoping this Joanna character is still with us somewhere.
Black Yeshua got 40 all day XD 🔥🔥🔥💪👏
50 seconds in and suddenly Jontron
Discipline 🤔🤔🤔
Working out isn't bad lol. I just don't want to work out. I don't care what others do
And people like him vote.
Jesus can only curl 35lbs!!!!
Try to do something a multi million dollar business cant. I only charge my stag ment face..retail for life
looks like the first girl was trying out for dirty dancing
She is either the same lady as the possum lady or they are sisters
What if he would of ripped in half
You want your girl.youll come get her