Tosh.0 - CeWEBrity Profile - High School Football Fan
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- Daniel and an unexpectedly vocal high school football fan prepare for the biggest game of the season.
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Tosh.0 is a weekly topical series hosted by comedian Daniel Tosh that delves into all aspects of the internet, from the ingenious to the absurd to the medically inadvisable. Through segments like Video Breakdown, 20 Seconds on the Clock and Web Redemption, Tosh has established himself as the preeminent expert on exhibitionist weirdos, injurious idiots and the best worst things on the web.
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He looked familiar cuz he looks like Meatwad from Aqua Teen.
😂😂😂😂fuking talks like him too
This is one of the most underrated comments on RUclips.
Metro Boomhauer fuuuuuck he does 😂
Lmao best comment
Holy shit he does, sounds just like him too.
"sink your tooth into that."
+Benny Rocha best part
I fuckin lost it
The cool thing is we faced Haskell and kicked ass
Psychotic Clown. same haskell sucks.
Chris Stjohn I know but the reffs tried to help them out
Gotta say, the guy has passion.
jjkl
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I have mentioned him
Samuel Markert I know this guy
oDreamWoRk man, fuck you.. let the guy live.
oDreamWoRk *diabeetus*
My cousin played for the Knox city greyhounds. I've been there. The entire town is basically the length of a football field
Thomas Parsons i met that guy back in 2011 at a track meet in Knox City, i live 60 miles west of there
Is he really like that?
I've seen him at a store there I go through there when I go to midland
Drue Sirmons do you know Clay Douglas from big spring?
@Heather Cremins Good!
I lost my shit (on the bus) when Tosh said "sink your tooth into that!" 😅😂
I waz weak as fuck bruh
School bus or poor?
...The tooth is I respect that joke.
tooth be told me too.
+Chris Watson I can't handle tooth
LAIDBACKMANNER Speak the tooth baby ! Woo Hoo !!!
Tosh is so tactful. It's a really great skill. You can sense how condescending his questions are. But just the same, they're just right for the victim to get into it and answer. A wonderful entertaining balance.
Tosh's writers* are so tactful.
John Doe delivery is far more important when it comes to the perceived intent from both the questioned and the audience.
TheCaptain008 😂😂😂😂💯 ruclips.net/video/w7182mNeqfM/видео.html
Lol "victim"
You’re suggesting that these ppl are all nutz.. imagine a world full of you’s.
I think about “High School High School” at least once a week. 😂
Is that the coal miner from incredibles?
That was literally my first thought
+Ultra Fancy Man dude im dying i wrote this so long ago
+alex fenn Nah
Lol, I thought that too
+alex fenn nah the coalminer from atlantis
He came in to Lowe's today here in Abilene, and I helped him with some tile. Nicest guy you will ever meet.
Tosh or chad?
@@elcheche6561 we both know Tosh couldn't tile if his nuts depended on it.
He seems so
He died 4 years ago.
@@mrs.chandler9384 source?
"250.." "Close, 330." ....
He reminds me a lot of Sloth from The Goonies.
+Edward James That was my exact thought! HEY YOU GUYS
BABY RUTH!!!!
+Edward James "Mama, you've been bad...."
+Edward James That's why he was eating a Baby Ruth in the last segment, and why the camera was deliberately poised to center on it.
He should interview more Trump voters like this
Bro this man snapped so hard with the baby Ruth Goonies reference.
😂😂😂😂
That Michele Obama joke was frickin hilarious.
I just wish Daniel had called it, Michael, instead.
Cuz manchelle obama a Man
I sat next to Chad on a plane from Texas to La. Haha he told me he was going to start on a comedy central show, I said oh that's cool. My mind is blown. He smelt like cheetos and Sprite
That may have just been the plane
The Knox City Greyhounds are no match against Polk High. They once had a player who scored four touchdowns in a single game ;)
G Man Polk*
LOLOLOL This comment right here is what gives me faith in humanity
G Man Bundy
G Man Jesuit and Skyline are the teams that put Polk High down and Allen is good too.
Omg. He tells him to sink his tooth into the food. I love it.
The whole tooth and nothin but the tooth!
😍
You're cute
You're GORGEOUS!!!
That Lou Holtz sign was pretty fucking funny
I like to re-watch this one. Guy is a great sport. Hilarious every time.
The "I made love to my science teacher" sign in the background tho
So, he used to weigh 330 pounds?
From the look of his mouth, i was thinking more like 230 (tooth hurty).
Always wondered what happened to Sloth from The Goonies!
Co⊙zeB○Yz He's Dead. Sloth was played by John Matuszak. He had an overdose of propoxyphene
Bwahahaha!
Co⊙zeB○Yz on meth
Wrocky wroad
It's physically impossible to NOT stare at his tooth
Goonies remake here we come
That's white ruckus from boondocks lol
why not help this guy get dental implants
Because then how would he make his money?
@pat 904 why TF should they? Lol shut yo sensitive ass up
thats his own problem
Lol! The desk says "F-ESPN"
Ikr lol
Thespian
The Kirk Herbstreit hair has me dying 😂
And the Lou Holtz sign in the background is amazing. "I schlove Shlou Holchtz".
I live 20 minutes from Throckmorton and I can promise you there isn't any black kids.... Funny sketch though!
Really that must be a very small student body in rural town if they only 6 man football
+Kenneth Jackson I think throckmorton is racist town
Throckmorton is a very racist town lol
No one else is going to point out the fact that Tosh said he can't be near the field when the kids come out and then dude was off listening to the radio?
lol, Tosh lowballing the guy's weight to make him feel better... He really is a softie at heart.
Tosh is a fucking savage lol
am i the only one who recognized that fiesta mexican pizza from school???
Pittsburg Ca and we had them. My favorite
u fat fuck
I noticed that too they were good...
I GO TO CHURCH WITH THIS MAN 🤣🤣🤣
Hi he is cool as hell can u help me to talk with him
He Sounds like the guy from the human centipede
I'm missing the same tooth and I rolled laughing at "the tooth of the matter is" 😂😂😂
I love how it took the audience a second to laugh lol
This dude would be amazing as a side kick on the show! Is just nuts enough but sane enough to add some colour commentary
I SHCLOVE SHLOU HOLCHTZ
Oh my god, the sign in the background is amazing! It took me a minute to realize they were making fun of Lou Holtz's lisp, but when I got it, I lost it. And Tosh's Kirk Herbstreit hair? Amazing! Well done guys!
He needs to try pro wrestling. He has decent promo skills.
Some great tooth jokes Daniel!
I had never heard of 6-man football before this. I watched a RUclips video on it, and it looks fucking stupid.
he lives 11 miles away from my town
That seems kind of sacrilegious for Texas, who takes so much pride in their football, to play a dumbass version of it.
Christopher Jakel Exactly! I guess it's just for small towns out in the sticks that can't get enough players together.
Six-Man is only played in towns that are too small to be able to field a full team. Trust me, they'd much rather be playing regular football but they can't. It's not nearly as good as regular football but it's better than telling kids they can't play football.
+IKeepBadCompany I grew up playing 6-man football and it's kind of funny if u knew anything about it I think you would change your mind its twice as much running and shit! come to think of it your punk ass has probably never even held a football and most likely throw like a little bitch!
That Haskel High School bit was too much!
3:48 sign in the back isn't blurred
6:48 same sign is now blurred
Holy shit this guy was at a summer camp I went to. Guy was a riot!
From your tooth to god’s ears 😂
lol at his highlights. I'm not sure how many picked up on that. ESPN anchor dig for sure.
This guy was born to be in the pro wrestling business.
chill out hunchback from notre dame its only highschool football not to mention 6 man
"Oh yea sink your tooth inna that" bruh I bust out laughing dude do only got tooth showing 😂😂😂😭
Does he play the underminer in The Incredibles?
is no one can acknowledge the guys in the background with the signs? like why are they there? how much are they getting paid to hold that sign?
"Highschool high school" xD
These are legit high schools I go to Titusville high
no you don't
"Human can opener",,,,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He should have been in the WWF
Judging by that gay ass frosted hair this was filmed in 1997. I thought it was the opposite but now I'm pretty sure you make that hair look gay. Haha j/k, love the show and your comedy.
I imagine if you stood tooth close tooth him, you would get an odor of old cheese and unwashed feet.
RUclips's font changed.
You're 2 weeks late
Crispy Surf Suprise, so are you, you're having twins! :D
ShadowBound007 yay!
Tony romo joke was hilarious.
The baby Ruth is a next level detail😂
BABYE RUUUTHHHH
I live in Texas... Our half back is black? I also live in a city of over 4 million?
ckooooooooo975 what city is that
L Celis H-Town
***** H-town isn't 4 million people but it is the city with the biggest population. I'm from Dallas maybe half the population of Houston.
Seems like a nice genuine guy
That forgetting the Titans joke was gold 🥇
Y’all are being so mean to chad I know him personally like he goes to my church and he is so freaking nice and y’all are saying such mean things about him
Tosh never punches down. I really love that about him.
VARSITY BLUES IS THE GREATEST FOOTBALL MOVIE. Rudy shouldnt have even been on the practice squad
The Program.
Unfortunately only diehard college football fans will get the joke of the sign in the background. When I saw it I almost pissed myself
I'm going to be on the Knox City football next year!!! Excited
Lol knox city sucks ass
lol... funny. but my favorite football movie was The Program.
The Baby Ruth is a nod to Sloth from the Goonies... I appreciate this.
He still makes RUclips Videos! His channel is Chad McGhee
i cant believe they let this guy around high school children
I dont think they do....
the fuck I'm 330 pounds and I'm nowhere near that fat
Probably because you are taller genius
Kenneth Jackson could be muscle ._.
Or it could like Rose said as muscle weighs more than fat
Kenneth Jackson yeaaaaaa... Like I said >:3 lol
Can't be that much muscle at 330 lbs, unless he is an offensive lineman.
Bruh this high school would get destroyed
I live 11 miles from knox city the team sucks ass
Sure...go ahead and make fun of his looks, Daniel... just remember....frosted tips are a choice!
Christopher Collins I’m pretty sure he’s making fun of one of the ESPN guys.
*Hey You Guyyyyyys*
Yeah, sure you weigh 230. This guy weighs 260 easy.
I didn't know they were making another "the hills have eyes".
Back when you were going where? High school high school?😂
The censored poster says 'je suis Charlie'. thought it'd be something offensive
moosheep That's actually really upsetting.
Hahahahahahaha!!! The FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS part !! Fucking classic.... this man was hilarioius as well, but there are a lot of people like him that are the same way about Tx high school football.
Same bro
It must be hard being that fucking savage Daniel
I'm no Chael Sonnen but I do know how to multiply.
Lmao hey atleast the guy knows about his weight problem and lack of teeth. Humble is key
And that's what 3 extra chromosomes looks like
I don't think that guy puts any of the kids in danger, but I can only imagine the kids opinion of him especially after this
The tooth is I respect Chad's love of the game🤣
He looks like the love child of sloth from the goonies and fat bastard, HEY YOU GUUUUUUYS!!!!!!
Was Daniel going for the Kirk Herbstreit look?
Clear eyes, one tooth, can't lose.
That moment when Titusville High actually won the game
This guy is absolutely awesome
That black guy was getting tired lol
I know this guy, he's pretty cool
Looks like Chunk from Goonies, jus sayin.
6:14 From your tooth to gods ear 😂😂😂
I had to rewind when he said where he lived so I wouldn't have to be worried.
Hes the kinda guy you want on your spartan team…