Jordan Peterson Talks About Liquid Tiberium Injuries (C&C TW)
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- Опубликовано: 1 авг 2022
- Jordan Peterson informs you and General Jack Granger about the effects and dangers of Liquid Tiberium weaponry.
No, this is not real. This is an out of context video game edit & it's NOT with an AI voice generator.
Music: Tiberium Wars OST - Infection
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Jordan Peterson in C&C is almost as good as Alex Jones in Warhammer 40k
Oh man! Please send the link
@@MaloneysDigest Look up "Imperial Guardsmen when they find out about Chaos" lmao
Alex Jones also seems at home in the Warhammer Fantasy universe.
@@MaloneysDigest ruclips.net/video/ZVA69Tu331M/видео.html
And Sopranos in Skyrim.
I love how JP just slides effortlessly into the C&C universe
in true Jungian fashion he's the archetype
Its the cadence
He also looks only slightly more realistic than the CG man. It's truly amazing how far graphics have developed in my lifetime.
@@Competitive_Antagonist it's a live action video from the game
only the new, angry version of him.
Venom Jordan/Banished Peterson
Truly an eye opener, something the woke moralists will never talk about
UP THEIRS!
we'll see who cancels who
Critical tiberium theory is cancer
LIQQQQUUIIIDDD TIBEEEERIIUM!!!
@@theastuteangler he wasn’t kidding . The AI set on hard on that mission
“This changes everything….”
Glad the good doctor is on our side.
Speaking of Doctors I had no clue what Jordan Peterson looked like until last week, every time I see him I think he's Peter Capaldi.
@@ElGrabnar learning who jordan peterson is through command and conquer clips is both the stupidest and best way to learn about him
I don't know what prompted these Jordan Peterson vids in Command and Conquer Tiberium Wars...but they absolutely MUST continue!!!
He had a cringe line at the end of 1 of his vids where he said some shit like "up yours woke moralists" and it got memed so people started taking bits from the same vid and putting it in C&C vids
@@DebasedAnon Woke moralists deserve to be told "up yours."
@@DebasedAnon he was kicked off twitter and had a weird meandering rant
@@jackson14431 ok
Lol his delivery is perfect for CnC 😅😂
I never thought of the employment ramifications from Tiberium , truly an eye opener Dr, Peterson.
Well if you survive, would it not allow you to operate in environmental hazards? Clearly more research needs to be done.
This changes everything
*Female robotic voice*
Harvester workforce under attack…
No wonder the Forgotten did what they had to do just to survive.
I can't believe Jordan Peterson knows so much about Tiberium and it's effect on society, truly a man ahead of our time.
Except he's a stupid man's idea of a smart man.
can only agree, who else forsaw the culture war between Nod and GDI.
@@nocomment3294 Literally anyone who's been following civil rights progress since the civil rights movement and the pushback from fascist conservatives. Jordan Peterson is on the wrong side of history, and is stupid beyond belief. Makes me wonder if the owner of this channel likes him or genuinely mocks him.. Almost everyone mocks him.
It hurts A LOT.
@@Popeslash argumentum ad populum. You wouldn't win a single debate with this man even if he was wrong. You are what makes facism thrive. Crushing every opposition, every deviation from your narrative as 'facist' is what feeds those movements. Try to be moderate and kind man. Helps a lot more then your slurs.
"It hurts people a lot" I just lost it there 😂
a LOT!!
I need more of this. Seriously. This makes me almost piss myself laughing. JBP should be playable as a GDI commander.
His infantry? Lobsters. His vehicles? Commanded by lobsters higher in the hierarchy.
@@Laneous14 "Lobster" Exosuit commands with thermoptical scanners and electro chemical rifles.
Verry strong against NOD commando, and flying demolition teams.
Looking foward to the final mission where he just cries.
Clean up your base!
The only ore you need to mine is meat. Raw meat. You can research a daughter to speed up the meat gathering process.
The most mind boggling thing is actually how well the lighting and look Peterson used MATCHES SO WELL with the C&C esthetics hahahaha
Michael Ironside is legendary, I love his role in Total Recall and Starship Troopers.
Don't forget Splinter Cell my bud
God tier editing. I really believed Michael Ironside was in this game
🤣🤣🤣
lol
He was... You're going to have to explain the joke.
@@justjoking5841 🤣 JP fits in so well to the game that he thinks Michael Ironside was the one that was edited in
I have conversed in detail and length with at least a hundred people, and it's no joke. I would consider this meme roughly equivalent to be dank as fuck, constituting a genuine threat to my work productivity.
The threat of woke tiberium activists has been clearly substantiated and must be stopped at all cost.
I love you Kane
I really hope you continue uploading this kind of meme, maybe expanding to other cnc games or idk
but he isn't Kane .......
@@sussudio8298 blasphemy
@@sussudio8298 shave his hair take his glasses off you got yourself Kane, its Kane in disguise my friend
Kane lives!!
@@sussudio8298
Enemies of kane, pursue the heretic
It just fits so well, please keep doing it
If there’s a new C&C game ever, he needs to be in it haha thanks dude! Subscribed just for these
This changes everything
Ironside: “I’m doing my part”
Peterson: “I’m doing my part too”
now I kinda want someone to take the propaganda from the movie and mix the clip used in this vid into it
maybe after the Buenos Aires is destroyed clip or the one about mormons who got eaten
@@Goodboy77717 that’s exactly what I was thinking. “It’s an ugly planet. A bug planet. And it’s no bloody joke!”
"Doctor, what else can you tell us?"
- THAT is brilliant sir
Thank you, doctor. Keep me informed.
Me: A bloated corpse with a glowing green belly
JBP: "This constitutes a risk to employment.."
Now do a Nod version, but with Klaus Schwab from the World Economic Forum.
Yes please that would be amazing to see as a super villain.
Oh God, please yes.
i was so hyped when i saw a new one in my feed - you did not disappoint!
I think you’ve struck a meme goldmine here. These are incredible
"It hurts people ALOT"
"Thank you doctor this changes everything"
Its like a child being humored by their parent over something trivial.
The Jordan Peterson experience in a nutshell
@@apsoypike1956 I don't hate him either but I think his whole philosophy is a bit backwards and inconsistent :P
@Apsoy Pike communism is the worst thing in the world. Only young idiots who never lived under the occupation of CCCP would say that communism is good. I think those people are just idiots.
@Apsoy Pike i am not doing criticism. I am saying as it is. There is no other opinion. Poditive opinions on communism have only idiots. Communism brings misery. That is a fact. Only morons can't see it.
@Apsoy Pike fact is that millions of people died because of that ideology. There is no way you can say it has anything positive. It's the same as fascism.
Thank you, Dr. Peterson, for taking care of us. I will definitely look out for liquid TIberium in my neighborhood and warn my folks to avoid it at all costs.
I get the feeling this doctor will betray us at some point in the campaign.
Seizing the liquid Twitterium device must become our number one priority!
What a scene, featuring one of the greatest Canadian minds ever put on screen and Jordan Peterson
This is exactly why I love the internet ... by the way would you consider casting Sam Harris as his NOD counterpart ??? :D
He's not very animated. Idk if I've ever seen him raise his voice once
yes, this might be good. But Johnny Bravo is right.
You really need someone more energetic than Sam. I think some old Christopher Hitchens videos would work though.
Why not Alex Jones? Him screaming about humanity and interdimensional beings is perfect. I mean comon that Tiberium is turning the frogs gay.
@@eviljohnnybravo7575 he came close arguing with the fat one from the young turks
I think I have already watched this one about 10 times. It's just so beautiful.
This is hands down the best value video on RUclips, and most certainly has been THE best use of my personal time I could have never asked for. Thank you, algorithm... you've done it again.
It's amazing how seamlessly professor Peterson fits into the c&c live action cutscenes
quite the opposite, it should surprise noone that ambiguous meaningless garbage that seems to make some sense said by jordan peterson and deepak chopra, can be used in whatever context you want
@@ngtony2969 touch grass
JBP fits so well with these campy C&C videos.
No lie Peterson could play an awesome FMV character in an rts.
When Michael Ironside joined GDI, they finally got someone as badass as Kane
I never knew I needed this meme in my life. Thank you.
I can't believe how perfect Jordan's tone is for these C&C videos. Bravo for whoever started this meme.
Why does it always fit so damn well 😂😂😂
I need more of these dude. This is by far my. Favorite format now.
Hi Sean, glad you like the video. :) I'm making more for sure.
If they make a new C&C I would love to see them create a Peterson-type character and cast Peter Capaldi. It'd be perfect.
And now I'm imagining the Up Yours Woke Moralists rant but in Scottish.
Peterson is a loser.
This is amazing. Keep making more
This is even better than Alex Jones in the Warhammer 40K universe.
Dude these are hilarious, keep going with them. The first time I saw one of these videos I thought my mind was playing tricks and thought he was there in the cutscenes
my units decided to walk THROUGH and not around the tiberium field when i ordered them across the map
i honestly cant get enough of these, keep them coming, its hilarious . This one is one of the best hahaah
Thank you for this. I’m not sure how we’ve lost track of this as a post modern society
What do you mean, we're tracking it as we speak.
Another absolute banger! I love these
“This changes everything”
This is my favorite role Jordan Peterson has acted in. I hope he returns in the sequel.
This makes me want to play C & C for some reason
this is a gold mine of content. thank u
dude these jordan peterson command and conquer edits are fucking incredible dont stop please they are like drugs
I’ve seen like 5 of these and they’re all gold lol. He couldn’t possibly be more cartoonish if he tried 😂
If you think he is cartoonish, then you should see the type of people he is criticizing...The "woke moralists". 🤣
@@Sentinel82 jesus christ
@@bobbybrown1258
He is an actual lobster.
"It hurts people" is an understatement
But the Lame-Stream Media will never let you know about that! Next thing you know they'll be putting liquid Tiberium in our tooth paste, in our condiments, mixing it with the asbestos in our walls or using it as a basis for paint instead of a healthier alternative like lead or strontium.
@@andyenglish4303 it also makes the frogs gay
This is so good. We need MOAR
I'm making more for sure. ;)
i've seen quite a few of these now and this is my favorite one
Keep up the good work mate!
Dude, thank you for this channel. That is all.
These are so good. Keep em up
always laugh when michael ironside says “this changes everything”
oh my god this is gold
If I didn't know who Jordan Peterson was I'd assume he was just part of the game honestly.
The arms race to make the most elaborate JP edit is the only good thing on RUclips.
This is great! I played all of the Command & Conquer games and this was done really well. I love these videos, great work.
Like him or hate him, agree with him or not. He has given the world this memeable material for all eternity. I am forever grateful.
It's so funny that Jordan Peterson fits so well into CNC
Dude, these are amazing. Keep it up :D!
Liquid Tiberium sounds like an Alex Jones supplement
The most brilliant man of our time..
The cheesy acting fits in perfectly with the C&C cut scenes!
this channel needs more views. it's hilarious.
Brohh this is gold, please just make more, i'll subscribed in no time after you make another :)
Clean the Liquid Tiberium before cleaning your room
Liquid Twitterium
It cancels people.... and that HURTS them A LOT!
Jordan Peterson is the Dr Ignatio Mobious in this C&C universe.
We need more of these.
So Apple Cider was Liquid Tiberium all along :o
This is hysterical holy shit
The memes that have come out of that video are absolute gold.
Michael Ironside and Jordan Peterson in the same scene together! Epic!
Finally a true foil for Kane.
GDI needed a charismatic leader at this level.
I just wish a game is made with both of them in it XD
Oh man he's come down so far.... i used to fucking love Michael Ironside.
This was like 12 years ago now.
How has he come down? It was a big series by a big company featuring big celebrities. The campiness is purposeful.
@@ThisBirdHasFlown It was a bad attempt at a joke. One is supposed to assume I'm talking about Peterson from the first half of the comment.
I LIKED BEFORE THE VIDEO LOADED, THANK YOU - I NEEDED THIS
jordan peterson bringin CNC back in the map
Sometimes deep inside I wish these people embraced themselves as meme potenciale and produced even more weirdly overdirected public statements or discussions.
Peterson has a really weird affect even before the sweeping grandiloquent speeches. Closest analogue I can come up with is Jeffrey Combes, specifically in his role as Shran on Star Trek Enteprise
I'm so hangovered and now I learn that seizing Tiberium is my number one priority
Love these JP clips
The fact that Tiberium Wars is one of my favorite strategy games of all time combined with the sheer meme quality of the "I got suspended from Twitter and now I'm angry" video really tickles my funny bone
The fact that he actually said these things unironically makes it even funnier
Really is a shame how the woke moralists got him addicted to benzos before forcing him into a Russian detox coma
Keep it coming man
We need more of this.
If they make another C&C game, they really NEED JP 🤣
As a fan of Jordan Peterson, I must say I love these videos.
lmao
It's sad that people only know him for politics, I used to watch his psychology lectures all the time when I was younger.
@@Nagrom Same, I discovered him mid 2017 when it was mostly about what he saw in his life and what he took as a lesson from it, like that speech about a seemingly non threatening little guy in prison who was in fact the coldest and most dangerous prisoner they had. Or his speech about "Petting a cat when you encounter one".
But then the Cathy Newman interview happened and he slowly became the "Chosen one of the culture war who will bring balance to the force", and it started to be more about "Post Modernism / Communism taking over / Wokists", and his health during his whole medication make that sinking even quicker.
This keeps getting better and better.
Commander, those are not blisters from Tiberium, stop hanging out in the bath houses and you wont get the Monkey Pox.
JP is like the final boss of the Internet xD
I don't know what's going through his head right now, but sitting in a dark room clasping your fingers together or while glaring at the camera and speaking intensely isn't the best way to convince people, that you aren't a super villain.
He's thinking "You want me to be a supervillain so badly? Alright here it is."
Judging by his social, twitter seemed to have broke him.
@@lampda7336 Imo twitter is just the last straw. A lot of things happened prior - him losing his teaching job, sjws screaming at his gatherings, getting into bad faith interviews, being called nazi and all these while he's struggling with depression and personal problems like his wife's health condition. He tried talking and reasoning out of the situation for years but that doesn't seem to work so now he's fighting back and embrace being the monster people already say he is. Tragic really, but it reminds me of a quote from Dave Chapelle('s mom) - "Sometimes you have to be a lion so you can be the lamb you really are.".
@@kun What a crock of shit. He started out as a victim complex with psychological issues who has only become more of what he always was, a charlatan with a bunch of boring regressive and intolerant views on society and a core belief system built upon pseudohistory and garbage non-science, masquerading as a victim and hero of the eternal underdog that is young, conservative white men.
@@kun whilst the harassment he faced isn't right. Don't paint him as someone who was entirely innocent, he preached bad arguments and morals, that were quite often devoid of actual evidence. He started out moderate but as time went on he fell more and more to the right.
I love these memes so much we need thousands more
The best thing about these memes is that I downloaded cnc and playing through the series again