C H A I R .
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Streamed on 7/27/22
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Thumbnail by Buckeera + Riftskeen
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Managed by Moist
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Watching this at 4am with norvegian internet at 160p was a religious experience, amen 🙏
Mans literally got the Game Boy resolution on
The stream or the video?
@@VOLATILEVOXELS and you know what, the resolution didn't help because it still played like a powerpoint slideshow
@@Leocaspar stream
@@wormicide3651 I do stuff like that sometimes. It's actually entertaining how bad it can be sometimes.
Old Schlatt was actually unnerving. I felt my own mortality with that shit. But old Schlatt looks like the kind of kind old man you could walk up to and hug unprompted and he'd just hug you back
The type of old man to put his hand on your shoulder n say “you’re a good kid”
@@rio6653 and also say, "you know, back in my day, I did some terrible things"
@@dennis_s Reminds me of my Colonel back in high school
@@dennis_s @ 29:00 is the face he would make after finally being caught for his heinous crimes in '99
@@Lemon-Bark 😳 uhh, your "Colonel"? what school did you go to?
"this must be a boring stream"
immediately finds game-breaking bug
The fact that “schlatt” played this for two whole hours is terrifying
Yeah, i fear the day when schlatt reaches his full power
The fact that I watched this for two hours is terrifying
28:50 slip up by the editor slats real face I can’t believe he hid that for six years
I fell asleep while the stream was going on. I think he was about to get the electric one. :D
Anyways, stream Alex Unknown.
I have no idea how he genuinely made a chair sitting simulator entertaining and kept chat engaged for 2 hours
just watch the video
@@iamvolition3755bro's reply was so matter of fact 😭😭
I really played this a couple months ago and watching him play makes me realize how said it is that I unlocked every chair
Who is saying that? I don't get it.
@@kosherre6243 they probably wrote said instead of sad
I did the same thing
...you good? How did you get ALL of the chairs?!
@@AspenBo the infinite money thing
When I first saw this vod title I 100% thought it was just going to be 2 hour long video of just his chair and I was gonna watch the whole thing
"We're about to hit critical ass" is something I never thought I'd hear from a game
Thought he was crazy for playing this game but watching it live I could not stop laughing! Leave it to Schlatt to turn anything humorous!
i like,when he says the line 🐣
leave it to schlort.
crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy.
Good ol’ Schlubby.
I need to learn his improv techniques
Schlatt in this hoodie is how I imagine scooby doo would look if he was human
interesting
The old man shit his editor put in had me crying laughing
The assassination chair was by far the best thing to happen this stream
This really shows how good “Schlemen” is as a streamer, “he” takes this random ass game about sitting in a chair and turns it into a 2 hour comedy session
MSCHF was the turning point of the stream
Honestly it was the attempted TikTok
The real chair was the progress we lost along the way
"Schylvester Schtalone" really broke a game about sitting within the first ten minutes
Edit: Became God in the first hour
Hmm yes. C H A I R.
C H A I R
C H A I R.
C H A I R
Who the hell actually edits a vod channel? What a madlad
Dementia.
@@aidancommenting What would be my favorite schlatt video...
Ok, The first Fnaf video. The stories he said was so funny.
@@aidancommenting My favorite video by schlatt is his first fnaf video!
Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video!
Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video!
Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video!
Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video!
Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video!
Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video!
@@Thomas_Angelo can i have context on this one?
@@OrphanConsumer context?
28:50 slat real face revealed I can’t believe that he has kept it a secret for all these years
I did not sniff the twin towers it was the leg hairs that wave in the pool
looks like Adolf hitler ngl
@@allizacoml ?????????
@@maorune4975 John madden
that clip strat was genius, it's why I'm watching this vod LMAO
Watching this live was the greatest decision of my life
Yes
I lost brain cells watching it
same
Bro while I was watching the stream I watched as Schlatt slowly descended into insanity because everyone kept telling him to switch characters.
Can’t wait to watch two hours of CHAIR.
*_C H A I R ._****
When Cheetles said “chair” I felt that
I watched this live, and it was such a fever dream
Can we take a minute to appreciate this guy’s thumbnails
Yes, go and follow BucknRift
Yes
nah
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the fact he breaks the game in under ten minutes
This was a spiritual experience, thanks Schlagg.
Never knew how much I would’ve enjoyed watching a chair simulator game till now, thanks Schat kitty.
This is the perfect stream to watch while sitting in a chair
If You turn down the playback speed to .25 you will expereance what I can only describe as a both high and Drunk Jschlatt.
So glad I was able to witness the electric chair downfall live
Schlatt is such a good streamer he can make a chair simulator interesting. Too bad he could hold himself back on that day in 1999. So many people murdered.
He's too buddy-buddy with Obama. We all know why he's so interested in Syrian hospitals. What a shame. 😔
Don’t think I’ve seen an edited vod before and am impressed by the dedication
My girlfriend and I always put your vods on when we bang keep up the work big guy love the content
i feel like we are now going to space out the word C H A I R now because of this.
He looks like he's an owner of a family pizza place, he's the old dad/grandad, when the editor put the filter on him
Watching this was probably the greatest decision of my life, thank you schlatt
The new flavor is water.
It just costs more
schair
bro i got banned from chat for saying “FRED DURST???” & “NO??“ when u asked if he died & IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT. my fucking subscription to you renewed 💀
Haha Take your L
Haha specifically at 45:19. I found it
@@dominikvansickle2662 now why would you do that to me
@@SGCAWS i HAVE
@@morbidsoul TAKE IT DEEPER
I sit in a metal chair all day and have been for only 2 weeks. Also this stream was and is like a fever dream.
Watched this live and I'm still gonna re-watch the VOD
honest to god didn't think anyone other than call me kevin would play this but here we are big guy
WAIT U MENTIONED HIM THIS IS FUCKIN POG
@@munchycrunchybread WHERE
34:00 the way the music syncs up to the sitpoints is incredible
If you can dream it, there is a simulator of it. - Genghis Kahn, Art of War.
this might be one of my new fav streams, so happy i caught it live
this video was very entertaining legit rewatching rn
Immediately clicked this because I was so goddamn confused by the thumbnail. Great job shlit 👍
hey thats me
😮
hey that's you
i love the editor for this “schlatt” guy the old man fears me
you need to make a shlawn mower, its just a lawn mower but it has your face on it and yells at you when using it
I’ve watched this video so many times over, thank you schemen for this masterpiece❤️
Should have been bingo bob
Maybe the true chairs were the friend we made along the way
I played this back when it came out. Glad to see how it has grown!
My only peeve with schlatt is that he drinks out of those small water bottles they give you during tests and stuff in school.
God I love chairs and men
don't we all
amen.
hello schlatt and manager moist, is there any chance there could be a "current song playing" on stream so vod viewers can choose to play those songs on their own? like the spotify overlay some streamers have, thanks.
or would this ruin the illusion of schlatt's shockingly well-timed music? 🤔
The old man Shlattapus looked so adorable and huggable. I want him for my granpa. I don't have any granpas left.
Let's hope schlatt doesn't find the other chair game
That’s what I thought this was going to be
Do you mean the one where you date chairs and then f-
@@rambblerno its musical chairs
28:32 Good work, sir. lmao
A very interesting and funny stream for sure
he sounded so heartbroken over dying
I’ve made a tradition of myself where every time I eat Costco pizza I watch a jschlatt vod
Watching shlatt sit for hours
JUSTICE FOR CHEETLES
i should be asleep right now but i see schlatt upload so i know the priorities rn.
god this video is so anxiety inducing. why am i so invested in this god damn chair game. ???????
I was watching the stream and I remember when we all voted for a restart I couldn’t stay around but it was funny
Finally, I’ve been waiting for this game. I don’t know why people were even asking for DayZ whatever that is… This game has everything!
Oh, oh he did, he absolutely pulled a fast one.
The lawn chair is a reference to the Charlie brown thanksgiving special
wonderful stream as always, schlatthew
man i’m so jealous of his hair
The last video i saw i had to watch it in 2x, so when i started watching this vod, it was just Schlatt screaming gibberish angryly, i've never laughed so hard
A chair is a piece of furniture with a raised surface supported by legs, commonly used to seat a single person. Chairs are supported most often by four legs and have a back; however, a chair can have three legs or can have a different shape. Chairs are made of a wide variety of materials, ranging from wood to metal to synthetic material (e.g. plastic), and they may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics, either just on the seat (as with some dining room chairs) or on the entire chair. Chairs are used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces.
A chair without a back or arm rests is a stool, or when raised up, a bar stool. A chair with arms is an armchair; one with upholstery, reclining action, and a fold-out footrest is a recliner. A permanently fixed chair in a train or theater is a seat or, in an airplane, airline seat; when riding, it is a saddle or bicycle saddle; and for an automobile, a car seat or infant car seat. With wheels it is a wheelchair; or when hung from above, a swing. An upholstered, padded chair for two people is a 'loveseat', while if it is for more than two person it is a couch, sofa, or settee; or if is not upholstered, a bench. A separate footrest for a chair, usually upholstered, is known as an ottoman, hassock, or pouffe.
I'm so glad I subscribed to this channel! Where else could I watch a dude sit in a chair for two hours and be entertaining!
I watched this entire stream and omfg I was dying it was so funny
Welp, I spent two hours watching a man sit in a chair. I lost sleep over this, stayed up late. The worst part, I regret nothing
great VOD fred durst love the content
That intro, Schlatt really must've loved sitting simulator that he even immersed himself, also he looking kinda hot in that intron aswell...
Jschlatt for some reason your my comfort streamer.
i feel good knowing i am going to watch the full 2 hours of this and im only half an hour in
I love that schlatt is such a chaotic person in videos and streams, but for some reason part of his brand is having chill animal crossing music in the background. Hilarious dichotomy
This was almost as entertaining as what schlatt did in 1999
the part where the editor came in was hilarious
im watching this while travelling with 2 camels in Minecraft. just wanted to put it out there.
28:30 oh he did schlaatty patty, he did.
The tragedy of Schlatt saying who tf is Jerry
i am so happy you played this game i have over 2000 hours in chair simulator so fun also i am fuming at mr schlate because he didnt play as bingo bob
You've ran chair simulator for an equivalent of 8 months straight now that's dedication
Shit, I've run chair simulator (with wheels) a good 6 years of my life! I finally learned to walk again 4 years ago, but still spend a large amount of time in chairs due to pain, so... where's my pay out? I've been gyped!
this is my favorite supermega vod
Schlatt, The pro game breaker
C.H.A.I.R
Hey schlock I recently started watching you and I really enjoy your content. Just wanted to let you know I'll get a schlam shirt next week. I'll keep you posted.
I fell off the front porch on that tragic day. I still have a scar on my forehead. I was one. NEVER FORGET.
Watching this in my bed while petting my cat. Life is good. I love my cat :)
29:18 “we gotta sit up, and stand back down” jschlatt 2022
Old man filter made up for it 10/10 content
This stream was absolutely wild
Ohhhhhhh. A Chair-ity stream. That's. That's funny. That's a funny joke. I like that that. That's funny. LOL