Old Schlatt was actually unnerving. I felt my own mortality with that shit. But old Schlatt looks like the kind of kind old man you could walk up to and hug unprompted and he'd just hug you back
This really shows how good “Schlemen” is as a streamer, “he” takes this random ass game about sitting in a chair and turns it into a 2 hour comedy session
crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy.
@@aidancommenting My favorite video by schlatt is his first fnaf video! Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video! Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video! Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video! Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video! Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video! Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video!
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A chair is a piece of furniture with a raised surface supported by legs, commonly used to seat a single person. Chairs are supported most often by four legs and have a back; however, a chair can have three legs or can have a different shape. Chairs are made of a wide variety of materials, ranging from wood to metal to synthetic material (e.g. plastic), and they may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics, either just on the seat (as with some dining room chairs) or on the entire chair. Chairs are used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces. A chair without a back or arm rests is a stool, or when raised up, a bar stool. A chair with arms is an armchair; one with upholstery, reclining action, and a fold-out footrest is a recliner. A permanently fixed chair in a train or theater is a seat or, in an airplane, airline seat; when riding, it is a saddle or bicycle saddle; and for an automobile, a car seat or infant car seat. With wheels it is a wheelchair; or when hung from above, a swing. An upholstered, padded chair for two people is a 'loveseat', while if it is for more than two person it is a couch, sofa, or settee; or if is not upholstered, a bench. A separate footrest for a chair, usually upholstered, is known as an ottoman, hassock, or pouffe.
bro i got banned from chat for saying “FRED DURST???” & “NO??“ when u asked if he died & IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT. my fucking subscription to you renewed 💀
Schlatt is such a good streamer he can make a chair simulator interesting. Too bad he could hold himself back on that day in 1999. So many people murdered.
love how 10th grade jschlatt was capable of splitting his money to go to other things meanwhile most adults end up spending everything on shit from amazon and then have little to no money for rent
I love that schlatt is such a chaotic person in videos and streams, but for some reason part of his brand is having chill animal crossing music in the background. Hilarious dichotomy
i wrote a whole ass mini story for this game. do not ask me why, for i do not have the answer. just read . . . it was a simple life. i simply sat. nothing more, nothing less. money gathered in my account, labeled only for chairs. my tv played and replayed the same cheap ad, and yet no sound graced my ears. i kept a diligent count of the time as the seconds turned into minutes, minutes into hours, and hours into days. my chairs became more lavish, more comfortable. sometimes, my feet were propped up, sometimes my legs became stiff and my ass hurt. and yet, i sat. eventually, time became an abstract concept, a ploy created by my own mind to satiate the idea that i was getting somewhere. but i sat in the same deafeningly silent room, waiting for something to happen. my chair collection grew, and grew, but the pit in my soul was never filled. at some point in the mind-numbing silence, the chairs stacked around my room stopped growing. i had taken the vacant stores entire stock. my limbs grew weary the more i used them, not used to activity. i could feel my body growing stiffer and stiffer as I sat with no hope. my skin began to toughen, cracking everytime i moved. i could feel my body changing in ways that i feared would never reverse. in a last moment of desperate hope, i picked up my chair, and let it carry me away. the scarily familiar suburban neighborhood i lived in was slowly revealed to be nothing more than a still png. the roof of my house simply did not exist. these things did not bother me, as i ascended, watching my home descend into nothing more than lines of code, and pixels on a screen. no matter how high i rose into the air, i could not escape the pain of my body slowly shifting into a lonely, forever unused plastic chair. thus ended my life as a feeble human, and began my life as a chair. it was a simple life.
The last video i saw i had to watch it in 2x, so when i started watching this vod, it was just Schlatt screaming gibberish angryly, i've never laughed so hard
Shit, I've run chair simulator (with wheels) a good 6 years of my life! I finally learned to walk again 4 years ago, but still spend a large amount of time in chairs due to pain, so... where's my pay out? I've been gyped!
Old Schlatt was actually unnerving. I felt my own mortality with that shit. But old Schlatt looks like the kind of kind old man you could walk up to and hug unprompted and he'd just hug you back
The type of old man to put his hand on your shoulder n say “you’re a good kid”
@@rio6653 and also say, "you know, back in my day, I did some terrible things"
@@dennis_s Reminds me of my Colonel back in high school
@@dennis_s @ 29:00 is the face he would make after finally being caught for his heinous crimes in '99
@@Lemon-Bark 😳 uhh, your "Colonel"? what school did you go to?
Watching this at 4am with norvegian internet at 160p was a religious experience, amen 🙏
Mans literally got the Game Boy resolution on
The stream or the video?
@@VOLATILEVOXELS and you know what, the resolution didn't help because it still played like a powerpoint slideshow
@@Leocaspar stream
@@wormicide3651 I do stuff like that sometimes. It's actually entertaining how bad it can be sometimes.
I have no idea how he genuinely made a chair sitting simulator entertaining and kept chat engaged for 2 hours
just watch the video
@@iamvolition3755bro's reply was so matter of fact 😭😭
The fact that “schlatt” played this for two whole hours is terrifying
Yeah, i fear the day when schlatt reaches his full power
The fact that I watched this for two hours is terrifying
28:50 slip up by the editor slats real face I can’t believe he hid that for six years
I fell asleep while the stream was going on. I think he was about to get the electric one. :D
Anyways, stream Alex Unknown.
"this must be a boring stream"
immediately finds game-breaking bug
Yes
Schlatt in this hoodie is how I imagine scooby doo would look if he was human
interesting
"We're about to hit critical ass" is something I never thought I'd hear from a game
When I first saw this vod title I 100% thought it was just going to be 2 hour long video of just his chair and I was gonna watch the whole thing
I really played this a couple months ago and watching him play makes me realize how said it is that I unlocked every chair
Who is saying that? I don't get it.
@@kosherre6243 they probably wrote said instead of sad
I did the same thing
...you good? How did you get ALL of the chairs?!
@@CrungusCrungo the infinite money thing
This really shows how good “Schlemen” is as a streamer, “he” takes this random ass game about sitting in a chair and turns it into a 2 hour comedy session
Thought he was crazy for playing this game but watching it live I could not stop laughing! Leave it to Schlatt to turn anything humorous!
i like,when he says the line 🐣
leave it to schlort.
crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy.
Good ol’ Schlubby.
I need to learn his improv techniques
The old man shit his editor put in had me crying laughing
The assassination chair was by far the best thing to happen this stream
"Schylvester Schtalone" really broke a game about sitting within the first ten minutes
Edit: Became God in the first hour
The real chair was the progress we lost along the way
28:50 slat real face revealed I can’t believe that he has kept it a secret for all these years
I did not sniff the twin towers it was the leg hairs that wave in the pool
looks like Adolf hitler ngl
@@notexisten1 ?????????
@@maorune4975 John madden
MSCHF was the turning point of the stream
Honestly it was the attempted TikTok
Bro while I was watching the stream I watched as Schlatt slowly descended into insanity because everyone kept telling him to switch characters.
Who the hell actually edits a vod channel? What a madlad
Dementia.
@@aidancommenting What would be my favorite schlatt video...
Ok, The first Fnaf video. The stories he said was so funny.
@@aidancommenting My favorite video by schlatt is his first fnaf video!
Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video!
Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video!
Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video!
Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video!
Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video!
Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video!
@@Thomas_Angelo can i have context on this one?
@@OrphanConsumer context?
Watching this live was the greatest decision of my life
Yes
I lost brain cells watching it
same
Hmm yes. C H A I R.
C H A I R
C H A I R.
C H A I R
that clip strat was genius, it's why I'm watching this vod LMAO
Can we take a minute to appreciate this guy’s thumbnails
Yes, go and follow BucknRift
Yes
nah
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the fact he breaks the game in under ten minutes
Can’t wait to watch two hours of CHAIR.
*_C H A I R ._****
When Cheetles said “chair” I felt that
I watched this live, and it was such a fever dream
This was a spiritual experience, thanks Schlagg.
Never knew how much I would’ve enjoyed watching a chair simulator game till now, thanks Schat kitty.
This is the perfect stream to watch while sitting in a chair
So glad I was able to witness the electric chair downfall live
Don’t think I’ve seen an edited vod before and am impressed by the dedication
If You turn down the playback speed to .25 you will expereance what I can only describe as a both high and Drunk Jschlatt.
i feel like we are now going to space out the word C H A I R now because of this.
im watching this while travelling with 2 camels in Minecraft. just wanted to put it out there.
He looks like he's an owner of a family pizza place, he's the old dad/grandad, when the editor put the filter on him
My girlfriend and I always put your vods on when we bang keep up the work big guy love the content
Watching this was probably the greatest decision of my life, thank you schlatt
I got an ad for “Gaylord Hotels” before watching this at 1am in a Toronto airport
honest to god didn't think anyone other than call me kevin would play this but here we are big guy
WAIT U MENTIONED HIM THIS IS FUCKIN POG
@@munchycrunchybread WHERE
A chair is a piece of furniture with a raised surface supported by legs, commonly used to seat a single person. Chairs are supported most often by four legs and have a back; however, a chair can have three legs or can have a different shape. Chairs are made of a wide variety of materials, ranging from wood to metal to synthetic material (e.g. plastic), and they may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics, either just on the seat (as with some dining room chairs) or on the entire chair. Chairs are used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces.
A chair without a back or arm rests is a stool, or when raised up, a bar stool. A chair with arms is an armchair; one with upholstery, reclining action, and a fold-out footrest is a recliner. A permanently fixed chair in a train or theater is a seat or, in an airplane, airline seat; when riding, it is a saddle or bicycle saddle; and for an automobile, a car seat or infant car seat. With wheels it is a wheelchair; or when hung from above, a swing. An upholstered, padded chair for two people is a 'loveseat', while if it is for more than two person it is a couch, sofa, or settee; or if is not upholstered, a bench. A separate footrest for a chair, usually upholstered, is known as an ottoman, hassock, or pouffe.
bro i got banned from chat for saying “FRED DURST???” & “NO??“ when u asked if he died & IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT. my fucking subscription to you renewed 💀
Haha Take your L
Haha specifically at 45:19. I found it
@@dominikvansickle2662 now why would you do that to me
@@SGCAWS i HAVE
@@morbidsoul TAKE IT DEEPER
34:00 the way the music syncs up to the sitpoints is incredible
I sit in a metal chair all day and have been for only 2 weeks. Also this stream was and is like a fever dream.
Welp, I spent two hours watching a man sit in a chair. I lost sleep over this, stayed up late. The worst part, I regret nothing
this might be one of my new fav streams, so happy i caught it live
If you can dream it, there is a simulator of it. - Genghis Kahn, Art of War.
Schlatt is such a good streamer he can make a chair simulator interesting. Too bad he could hold himself back on that day in 1999. So many people murdered.
He's too buddy-buddy with Obama. We all know why he's so interested in Syrian hospitals. What a shame. 😔
'I Wonder when Sopha Simulator Is gonna come out'
Immediately clicked this because I was so goddamn confused by the thumbnail. Great job shlit 👍
I fell off the front porch on that tragic day. I still have a scar on my forehead. I was one. NEVER FORGET.
Watched this live and I'm still gonna re-watch the VOD
Maybe the true chairs were the friend we made along the way
i love the editor for this “schlatt” guy the old man fears me
I’ve made a tradition of myself where every time I eat Costco pizza I watch a jschlatt vod
The new flavor is water.
It just costs more
there are not words to fully express my disappointment that this is not a two-hour stream of "school" sitting in a chair and nothing else.
I'm so glad I subscribed to this channel! Where else could I watch a dude sit in a chair for two hours and be entertaining!
you need to make a shlawn mower, its just a lawn mower but it has your face on it and yells at you when using it
The old man Shlattapus looked so adorable and huggable. I want him for my granpa. I don't have any granpas left.
this video was very entertaining legit rewatching rn
god this video is so anxiety inducing. why am i so invested in this god damn chair game. ???????
0:04 what is this, a slmccl video?
“Schlatt” brutally murdered my family with a chair in 1999
love how 10th grade jschlatt was capable of splitting his money to go to other things meanwhile most adults end up spending everything on shit from amazon and then have little to no money for rent
Watching this in 144 p and 2x speed at 12:31 was certainly something
28:32 Good work, sir. lmao
i have all the chairs, 22 hours of gameplay
Let's hope schlatt doesn't find the other chair game
That’s what I thought this was going to be
Do you mean the one where you date chairs and then f-
@@rambblerno its musical chairs
I love that schlatt is such a chaotic person in videos and streams, but for some reason part of his brand is having chill animal crossing music in the background. Hilarious dichotomy
MAKE THE SCHLANKET!
this is the most commentating I have ever heard from "Schlatt"
The tragedy of Schlatt saying who tf is Jerry
the part where the editor came in was hilarious
My only peeve with schlatt is that he drinks out of those small water bottles they give you during tests and stuff in school.
This was almost as entertaining as what schlatt did in 1999
58:35 "I F🇮🇹CKING DID IT 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹"
The lawn chair is a reference to the Charlie brown thanksgiving special
i wrote a whole ass mini story for this game. do not ask me why, for i do not have the answer. just read
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.
.
it was a simple life.
i simply sat. nothing more, nothing less. money gathered in my account, labeled only for chairs. my tv played and replayed the same cheap ad, and yet no sound graced my ears. i kept a diligent count of the time as the seconds turned into minutes, minutes into hours, and hours into days. my chairs became more lavish, more comfortable. sometimes, my feet were propped up, sometimes my legs became stiff and my ass hurt. and yet, i sat.
eventually, time became an abstract concept, a ploy created by my own mind to satiate the idea that i was getting somewhere. but i sat in the same deafeningly silent room, waiting for something to happen. my chair collection grew, and grew, but the pit in my soul was never filled. at some point in the mind-numbing silence, the chairs stacked around my room stopped growing. i had taken the vacant stores entire stock. my limbs grew weary the more i used them, not used to activity. i could feel my body growing stiffer and stiffer as I sat with no hope. my skin began to toughen, cracking everytime i moved. i could feel my body changing in ways that i feared would never reverse.
in a last moment of desperate hope, i picked up my chair, and let it carry me away. the scarily familiar suburban neighborhood i lived in was slowly revealed to be nothing more than a still png. the roof of my house simply did not exist. these things did not bother me, as i ascended, watching my home descend into nothing more than lines of code, and pixels on a screen. no matter how high i rose into the air, i could not escape the pain of my body slowly shifting into a lonely, forever unused plastic chair.
thus ended my life as a feeble human, and began my life as a chair.
it was a simple life.
Watching shlatt sit for hours
he sounded so heartbroken over dying
Finally, I’ve been waiting for this game. I don’t know why people were even asking for DayZ whatever that is… This game has everything!
proof that jchlatt makes anything watchable
Jschlatt for some reason your my comfort streamer.
The fact schlatt died on the deck chair immediately after I did the same thing us hilarious to me
Bro really played a game about sitting on a chair 💀💀💀
The last video i saw i had to watch it in 2x, so when i started watching this vod, it was just Schlatt screaming gibberish angryly, i've never laughed so hard
Ohhhhhhh. A Chair-ity stream. That's. That's funny. That's a funny joke. I like that that. That's funny. LOL
"This stream is for CHAIRity". Very clever Schlatt.
29:18 “we gotta sit up, and stand back down” jschlatt 2022
The song he was play at 57:08 was from a game I love. Super Mario bros Luigi dream team. It’s a good one for the 3ds
That intro, Schlatt really must've loved sitting simulator that he even immersed himself, also he looking kinda hot in that intron aswell...
as a MSCHF OG, god I love people enjoying MSCHF drops
God I love chairs and men
don't we all
amen.
Oh, oh he did, he absolutely pulled a fast one.
I was watching the stream and I remember when we all voted for a restart I couldn’t stay around but it was funny
I’ve watched this video so many times over, thank you schemen for this masterpiece❤️
man i’m so jealous of his hair
JUSTICE FOR CHEETLES
I love the part where Schlubby sat in the chair
i am so happy you played this game i have over 2000 hours in chair simulator so fun also i am fuming at mr schlate because he didnt play as bingo bob
You've ran chair simulator for an equivalent of 8 months straight now that's dedication
Shit, I've run chair simulator (with wheels) a good 6 years of my life! I finally learned to walk again 4 years ago, but still spend a large amount of time in chairs due to pain, so... where's my pay out? I've been gyped!