A fun 12 MINS of Steven Seagal STORIES
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- Опубликовано: 9 май 2024
- A blessed few have worked with Steven Seagal. An even fewer lucky people have been assaulted by Sensei Snagglepuss. This is Part 1 of a little compilation of people talking about the Great Man Big Daddy Seagal. The birthday snatching, cookie loving, not born at night but on a bright sunny day Lord Seagal provides never-ending awesomeness and that means more Parts to come in future.
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Not funny. Steven seagull by invented and mastered a secret martial arts move only used in secret underground fighting rings called the “front kick” and nobody knew about it until Lyoto and Anderson Silva used it after years of coaching by Steven seagull
i love your channel sifu segal🤣great work mate👍🤣
i see Michael Jai white as a true martial artist for many reasons as he lets his arts do the talking for him🙏🏿💪🏿his response about sifu is what any real fighter would say him and jcvd are real fighters💪🏻🥊Jai white is the black chucky Norris💪🏿🙏🏿🥊big fan of all michaels stuff👍not the man to be messing around with😅I mean he taught kimbo slice a well known street fighter how to properly throw a punch and kimbo was stunned at Michaels knowledge of fighting👍there's a video of it when they was on the same set of a movie sparring👍
@@R0NThaDonyou can't be serious with that mess bro😆segal is a joke and fraud and ran away from a 20k fight in vegas against jcvd fact check that👍I wanna see a real fight of Steven seagull😅
I met Steven Seagal once and he told me it was the best experience of my life.
😂😂😂.
That fukin hilarious
Now that's fucking funny
Nice one 😂
😐😑🤣🤣🤣
Seagal knows judo, aikido, and about 10 other dangerous words
😂
Like……. Putin
Karat......e
😂😂😂
Man, you're so original. How long have you waited to repost someone else's comedy as your own? Just for video likes? Hfs that's depressing broham
'Steven segal is a legend '
-Steven Segal
😃😂😂😂😂
In his own mind!
@@LessgobrandonThat was the joke, yes.
Haha 😂
Van Damme not insulting Steven is actually the best insult he threw at Steven.
Well, that's because Steven had a chance to fight Van Damme at Stallone's house and he backed down. Not only did Steven back down, he left Stallone's house while Van Damme was waiting for Steven outside. To make more embarrassing, Stallone confirms the story and said that Steven left the party after being called out.
Why would he go there?
"he just needs to lose weight"
@@guido3771believes his own bull he's delusional
But saying " he's a nice guy" when he doesn't like you is kinda weird.
Steven Segal is what I imagine Eric Cartman would be in real life lol
😂😂 Spot on
Cant wait to see Wendy beat the living sh** out of seagal on the playground at 3pm!!!
Segal is too stupid to ever be Cartman.
I find Cartman more pleasant than Steven Sea gull!!
Lol wow. On point bro
I was with my daughter at LAX about 10 years ago and approached Steven. He couldn't have been more humble or gracious allowing us to chat and get photos with him. At the end i went to shake his hand and he broke my wrist, elbow and shoulder.
....@.....@.......@ 😂
😂😂😂
yeah but he let you live, so... ;-P
Lol bro
you totally got me
He only hit people who couldn't hit back... What a man....
Exactly breaking an old Sean Connery's arm he absolute bully and coward
Beating up stunt men and refusing to get beat up in an SNL skit. Now that's a sign of a confident, secure person.
And beating up somebody who isn’t a stuntman just because he laughs at your ridiculous behaviour, announcing that you’re in charge on set of a movie where you die in the first ten minuets
@@RandySeverino how Steven hasn’t been arrested or given disciplinary action yet I have no idea, I know he has mob ties but even the mob’s hate him apparently cause he tries to act tough and disregards their threats
Thespian! Bwuahahahahaahahahaah!
@@mrcritical6751 Yup, and John Leguizamo will never let him forget it lol.
@cosmicraysshotsintotheligh8976 Yeah lol, I think that after "hard to kill", he didn't know how to break out of that character.
I feel like Steven Seagal is a Sasha Baron Cohen Character that nobody figured out yet
Hahahah! i
Underrated
More like Andy Dick lol
Sasha has a jewish type commander who teaches people about guns that reminds me alot of Seagal.
He's Eric Cartman in real life 😂😅 haha trolling us
Life is boring without youtube videos of steven seagal
Life is boring without Steven Seagal
I fixed it for you my friend
For anyone wondering, no hes not an akido master. He moved to japan and married a woman whos dad ran a dojo. And her family mocked him for being lazy.
Steven Segal is a habitual line stepper 😂
Great Charlie Murphy reference Magee
@@senseiseagal1983 RIP to a legend
But seriously whose hot dog is this this yas?
Quality
Steven segal after punching a stuntman: that was COOOLD BLOOODEEED
Jean-Claude Van Damme: "Yeah, I met Seagal a few times. He's a nice guy. Doesn't like me much" :D That is some real class people
They were both at a party Steven was talking shit about jean jean found out and started searching for Steven but once Steven found out jean was at the same party and he was searching for him Steven left the party
Jean-Claude Van Damme has a lot of confidence. He gets it a gram at a time, and stashes it up his nose. 🙄
@@Slippery_Pickle47.3 yep.. and they used to put movie shoots on hold while he was off his face in his trailer.
Maybe it was all the times JCVD mentioned "he should lose weight & it's not that hard to do" multiple times lol
@@petetherealrelentless6542 my friend did sound on wake of death. Scene was move through the ship slowly, and open door. My friend was supposed to record the door creak.
He kicked the door down, firing blanks into the hold. 😝 His hearing has never been the same.
Show some respect. This man was a Gravy Seal. The Sensei of the buffet. He won the Buttered Croissant for bravery. He took out an entire battalion of Szechuan shrimp with his bare hands. He is a black belt in the fine art of, "Are you gonna finish that?". Respect the man.
I'm hungry after reading this
And you're don't eat...troll💩🤮
LOL!😂😅
😂😂😂
Don't forget. He took a carrot for Belarus!
Steben seegull.....greatest method actor ever. Got in character 50+yrs ago and never left it
He perfected the art
PFFT!
I am struck by how nice and civil JCVD is towards a man that has talked smack on him.
Kill them with kindness.
Yes, but it is the ultimate putdown to ignore it and appear being the bigger man (figuratively of course)
JCVD made thé right move here. Not particulary subtle but still.
@@InfinityX2 oh absolutely. He's not worth JVCDs time, he's still doing Hollywood funded action movies and commericals while Steven has burned so many bridges he's stuck on the direct to DVD circuit. And it's not like Van Damme was an angel in his younger years, he admits to doing 5k worth of coke a day in the early 80s and being a party animal but he never shitted on anyone, never tried to legitimately hurt someone and he never took himself seriously so he's always been able to find work
@@emanuelmartinez7267legitimately someone? What do you mean by this
Even when he was in good shape, he ran like he was carrying a purse.😎
Had to keep his feminine products somewhere.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He does have the lady wrists when he runs😂 some funny shit.
Skinny segal running is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life lol
😹😹😹
I loved Steven Seagal movies as a kid, then I turned 15. As a grown man all I see is Steven is an insecure, over compensating bully.
Chuck norris is awesome because not only is he a real martial artist, he is self aware and willing to have a laugh at his own expense. Seagal practices aikido which is barely useful in real fights and he thinks he's a God who no one can make fun of. On SNL he refused to take part in any skits that didn't have him being a hyper masculine Macho man. He's a pathetic piece of human garbage
Exactly how I felt
When you watch Jeff Speakman in Perfect Weapon, and you realise what a good guy he is, who can do everything that Segal pretends to be able to do, pluss everything else, but Speakman can actually do it...you realise there's no room on your shelf for segal films.
@@peterclarke7240 Jeff Speakman was cool.. but I really liked Gary Daniels.. sadly these guys were destined for B grade eternity..
I liked him for years until I started watching these videos that reveal how he really is.
If they ever showed a Steven Seagal movie on an airplane, I would walk out.
When Steve Seagal moved out of his parents’ house at the young age of 14, he looked his dad in the eyes, shook his hand and said “You’re the man of the house now…”
Bob Odenkirk's fight scenes in "Nobody" are better than any of Steven Seagal's, and he is a comedic writer.
Odenkirk trained for a year, Unlike Seagal who's a "legit" tough guy... allegedly. Only people we know Seagal can beat is his ex-wife & John Leguizamo
@@Stuart267 you forgot stuntmen paid just well enough not to whoop his ass.
Seriously like not only is segal a bad actor but also not even good at fight scenes
I havn't seen Nobody yet, but yes
@@nobbynobbs8182 it's worth the watch
He makes it very easy for people to dislike him.
See? He really IS good at everything
It’s ok, I bet he dislikes all of you a lot more..
@@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986all good, nobody likes Seagal and Seagal likes nobody..it evens out 🤷♂️ lol
I can watch 24 hrs of people roasting Steven Seagal all day and night long!😂😂😂😂 So gratifying.
Ironically, Bob Odenkirk did better stunts and action sequences in "nobody" than Steven did in his entire career
Facts 🤘
I really love his movies, especially _Above the Slaw, Hard to Grill, Eat for Justice_ and _On Deadly Ground Chuck._
The Not-Slimmer Man
Eggs And Wounds
Fryer Down Below
That's all I got.
YOU FORGET Parked For Deli...
Sarcasm?
I like his trilogy Out of Breath, Tunnel Vision, and the epic conclusion Struggling to Rise.
😂😂😂
I love how Tom Arnold dogged the shit out of him and kept sarcastically saying "he's a great man"
Steven once told me " Boy, I wish I could ne you, so I can meet myself ! " I have goosebumps still today.
In the 90's Steven was doing 500 jumping jacks a day, now he does 500 flap jacks a day, he also built the hospital he was born in and taught Bruce Lee everything he knew.
What an absolute melt
no chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in😊
didn't even wake his mother
Then he fell off😂
Look at him now?😂😂😂
George Foreman publicly challenged Seagal to a fight. He would wear boxing gloves and Seagal could kick, scratch, bite, etc. When asked why the challenge, George said "to shut him up".
Goat foreman. Probably even taking seagal in this age
@@thekratosmeatrider Seagull is 71, George is 74....and still works out. "Probably"? George had 81 fights. He KO'd 68 in his 76 wins, and lost only 5 fights. Fat Seagull has ZERO fights and is nothing but a bigmouth who would hurt stuntmen and sparring partners because they WEREN'T ALLOWED TO FIGHT BACK. He's the biggest fraud in Martial Arts history.
And Foreman is one of the most humble and respectful fighters there can be.
foreman would maul him.
@@thekratosmeatrider Hard agree. Foreman (74) is only 3 years older than Seagal (71). And Foreman was the heavyweight champ at age 45 (which is wild). Barring a major medical problem, Foreman would dumpster Seagal today.
Heck, if it was in a ring (with the scratching and biting allowed), I think I'd bet on a 74-year-old Foreman vs. Seagal at any age.
When asked what was the time he was the most scared, Steven Seagal said. "I've only been scared one time in my life and that was when I proposed to myself. I was afraid I would say no."
Chuck Norris is such a great man. I remember a movie where the girl took off her top and he kept eye contact. I was blessed to gaze upon Chuck Norris at a karate competition. He was in the audience and was decent enough to sign autographs and take pictures with people.
"Steven Seagal is the greatest actor and marital artist of all time" -Steven Seagal
And sex symbol.
Freaking hilarious
You cannot hate Seagal. He's too outrageous.
No doubt! I swear, I think sometimes Steven Seagal told everybody to just make fun of him:)
He only moved to Russia to escape the MeToo movement@@gertpacu3926
Van Damme, what a diplomat/Gentleman/professional/genuine fighter he is (that branched out into acting), still, he never said what everyone else was thinking about Seagal other than "he's a nice guy.. who could lose some weight". Claude you're a Champ!
Such an underhanded compliment. He tried to be decent about it, but its tough to do when talking about Segal.
Jcvd is a cokeboy..😶🌫️👃.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
there is a story that after Seven made fun of Van Damme in television interviews for a long time, the gentlemen finally met at Stallone's party. JCVD said they might have a sparring match which ended with Seagal quickly disappearing
@@petermarlowe2010 the one what needs coke is crazy strong👃🧠💩🤮🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am thankful to Stallone for for letting everyone know what a coward Steven was and is, you can google the incident.
Steve is legit. There would be no Bruce Lee without him leading the way like a beacon shining into the cold night.
Bacon*
😂😂😂
He is the God father of all martial arts lol.
Exactly... more like a bacon & eggs buffet.
Everyone loves steven seagull. What a guy! His recent movies are so terrible showing them in prisons would be classed as cruel and unusal punishment.
lol
Van Damme is such a gentleman. He knows Seagull insulted him many times, and yet he just kept saying he is a nice guy.
A nice guy, who could lose some weight. 😊
I named my cat John Clawed 😂😂😂
van damme almost beat the shit out of him
He also allegedly was close to kicking his ass but Seagal chickened out and escaped from premises lol. He's probably legitimately feeling bad for Seagal at this point because holy fuck from the stories there comes up an image of a seriously mentally deficient individual
@@notfiveolmfao
I get serious PE teacher vibes from Steven Seagal. 😂
Haha. Yeah I hear ya. Uncle Bill Cosby, standing in the locker rooms while kids are changing kinda vibe.
@@senseiseagal1983 you named yourself after him😂😂😂
@SenseiSegal, Bill Cosby only went after _adult_ women, at least.
I grew up with a friend named Joe Appleby
@@Rykiz_Vidz i knew someone in school.. him name was Hugh Janus
Interviewer: "Why doesn't he like you?"
JCVD: "Maybe because I'm good? 😕"
That paints a perfect picture of Seagal.
As a lifelong martial artist since 1969......stevie IS the biggest, heaviest CLOWN that EVER did it, in my honest opinion. Best wishes everyone and stay safe.
Missed out the Gene LeBell story where Segal said could escape any hold LeBell put on him. So Gene choked him out and Segal legit shit his pants 😂
I didn't miss it mate. I'm doing a video just on that issue. The truth isn't what people think it is... Unfortunately
I watched an interview with a stunt man that said the story was false. I wish it was true-
@@dunningkruger3774 How false though? I've heard different versions of the story... some some say he asked Gene to put him in a choke hold and he agreed and choked him out, another was that Gene confronted him about hurting his stunt men and basically judo flipped him but didn't actually choke him out.
@@bink Hopefully Sensei will sort it all out-
@@dunningkruger3774 love your name, and your studies. You both have become more and more relevant as we watch the US fall into a pit of shit with two tribalized sides who think they know more than they do.
JCVD is so nice towards the person, who constantly talked shit about him. Huge respect!
Yeah, JC is a real class dude
That’s because JCVD has nothing to prove.
I did see that interview..he even mentioned he should lose weight for health reasons
That's because he's JC mother fucking VD!!!
@Robd1, he'll _never_ do that, at all (he had the chance to lose weight sometime in the late '90's/early-to-mid 2000's when he was presented with the chance to start working out, losing weight and getting toned, but he scotched that when the Warner Bros. executives who set him up to do so found cupcake crumbs next to the weight machine.
I can't believe how nonchalant Connery is about getting his wrist broken. Can't imagine he was very happy about it at the time.
Steven Seagal was in the CIA,won both world wars before even born ,fight in Vietnam,conquered the new world,won a battle with a dinosaur,defeated Godzilla,hunt a goblin,destroyed berlin wall with the palm of his hand ,conquered the new world, invented the lightbulb
All of this...in his imagination
Love how everyone recognises Chuck as the real deal even Seagal can’t deny it
Segal is a fucking coward. He'd never call out chuck because chuck would smile and immediately call him out for a fun little sparring session, and it would not go well for Seagull.
and now we have MMA/UFC where we find out who the real baddest dude on the planet is.
Everyone who is a real martial arts artist recognizes him as a fraud. All Seagal did was add street fighting style to a legit martial art. And real martial arts fighters recognize that as bastardizing a martial art, not improving it. It's basically stripping the rules of form, and the decorum of that martial art. It would be like bringing a chain to whip someone in the UFC. That's not an improvement, it's just dirty fighting.
Chuck Norris is so tough he cracks eggs with just a hard look 😊
@@forallthestupidshit3550 a fraud woulnd have a 7th dan black belt in aikido
The only way Seagall could redeem himself is if he came out and said "it's me, Andy Kauffman, I've been punking you the whole time".
That idea is awesome! I wich that could happen.
Hahaha! You win…
True😊
@Robert Darwin the irony is, even that couldn't fully redeem him because of all the inappropriate sexual behavior. But for everything else, it would work
He just don't want to .
I don’t have many pleasures in life as good as watching stuff about segal lol always brings a smile to me
I can't get enough Segal
You have come to the right place my friend 🤘
Steven Seagal just wanted to be the tough guy martial artist, but turned out to be a comedian.
You mean a clown
That's it. I've had enough. I am, directly after typing this, immediately phoning sensai Seagal and informing him of this entire Comments page and all the non Kung-Fu knowing, enviorment polluting scoffers.
His retribution will be harsh and amazingly swift.... ....
....and ye shall KNOW that he is The Lord.
(In old English the word Lord comes the word, "hlaford" meaning "Loaf ward" or "keeper of the loaf". That would be loaf as in a loaf of bread.
🤣🤣🤣
@@zainaman710 more like the joke that a comedian tells. 😂
You are so jealous little people...
You may not call him a clown. Steven has no intent to make comedy.
Steven Seagal was FBI and CIA director at the same time, and in WWII he was the first to cross Normandy fields without even getting hit by german soldiers fire, he defeated 3000 german soldiers with his aikido techniques in just 5 minutes. He also recieved from Bill Clinton in 1945 the purple medal and a high school diploma
LMFAO!
Very clever sir, well done.
Underrated comment.
And he invented the bullshitsu
Facts
@@Stan_the_Belgian Ha ha ha !!!!!! lol
Don't forget...
He also flew his Xwing down a trench, easily dodging a barrage of blaster fire from a sith lord and destroyed the Death Star.
Plus he roundhouse kicked a scuba tank to blow up a shark.
I got this video recommended because I watch a lot of Space Ice and I never knew he understates Seaguls character and persona THAT hard in his videos!
Seagal is a legend!...in his own mind.
I wonder what would happen if Alec Baldwin & Steven Segal made a movie together?! I’d hate to be the insurance company on that one 😂😂😂😂
Lord help anyone on that movie set
I'd love to be the law firm though! 🤣
Ooof. 😅
It will be a new big bang and the end of our universe 😮 😢
How Seagal hasn’t been sued into oblivion is a mystery
Because he's actually smart you see. Driving around with a custom bullet proof SUV, being legit friends with Vladimir Putin, etc. He puts on a show of a dangerous man to such a ridiculous level of absurdity that one doesn't want to risk his craziness affecting them in real life. Remember, in real life martial arts or MMA don't mean shit against guns, and Steven hires actual armed men to follow him around. So imagine someone threatening him with legal action and him silently responding in their ear "I can always move to Russia after I'm done with you" (Putin legit gave him Russian citizenship, he actually lives in Russia as we speak)... people just don't want to risk having a feud with such a legit crazy person who is direct friend with a dictator full of nukes, not worth the risk. That's also the reason the sexual harassment charges against him were dropped, he in some way is "above the law" like it or not
Very likely because there's no admissible evidence that he's committed most of the acts of which he's been accused by the inadmissible hearsay of other people. Also very likely because no one has ever obtained a court judgment that he's committed the offenses/acts of which he's been accused. Very likely because Seagal doesn't mind the personal attacks of others because they furnish him with controversy that is effectively free advertising to which viewers are attracted.
@@Whitegorillaboy "very likely because no one has ever obtained a court judgment that he's committed the offenses/acts." seems a bit like a circular argument. he's never been sued because he's never been sued, eh? 🤔
He was!
No one is bothered by defamation. The stuntmen also take his bullshit with pride.
But he is regularly sued by women for harassment and he loses those quite regularly.
@@Ljosi Putin is a dictator ? Hmmm..
Asking Howard Stern anything is like asking Satan to tell the truth.
I don't get it
@@edmis90.... that howard stern is a pathological liar. He lies about everything.
Howard Stern 🤣🤣🤣
Steven is that kid in school that was telling you he was so deadly that his hands are registered weapons... Lol
Hahha. 100%. Good call 🤘
Steven is the jealous kid in school that claimed he could take the school wrestling champ. I week later you see him trying to show off his martial arts in front of the girls, and he gets flipped into the garbage by a girl who was actually studying judo.
hahahah oh man I knew multiple kids that said dumb shit like that
Steven totally had a McClaren F1 in his garage back then, too (at his hovel that didn't have a garage).
My dad knows John Cena
Steven's early movies are my favorites and has made the funnniest TV commercials of any martial artist.
Connery: “I did a film with a guy named…Steven Segal…” (Nobody claps) 😂
Stevey is so trapped in his own lies that he can't break character, hes perpetually playing the guy from his movies that is perfect in everything. So sad and pathetic.
But a beautiful train-wreck of a man to watch and enjoy
I know, it's great, isn't it?
Excellent compilation. Well done 🎉
Mannn, Jean claude is too much of a nice guy, he said nothing but good things about steven even though he knew steven didnt like him that much❤
Great martial artist.. A legend in his own lunchtime..
Great marinade artist. Is that what you meant to say?
I saw in one interview Steven saying he was vegan. Then the next week he was at a German Comic Con saying he loved the German sausages.
He may not have been talking about food when he said sausage 😉😉😂
@@senseiseagal1983 hahaha
@@senseiseagal1983 I literally just laughed so hard my head hurts 😭 😅😂😂😂 That was awesome!!!
Not his first rodeo
I enjoyed this very much!
Steven Seagal is the kind of guy to climb over a glass wall to see what’s on the other side, or look up when crossing the road
Worked with a guy in Chicago, who told the story of a producer he knew from Nashville. This producer was invited to Seagal's house, because Steven wanted to record a blues album. While sitting and talking with him about his music, in a room described as 'back of the house, 3 outside walls. Large glass windows on all 3 walls", the producer kept noticing movement in the backyard. At first, he thought nothing of it, but it happened enough over a period of time for him to take notice. When he finally brought it to Seagal's attention, his response was that he hired men to dress as ninjas and constantly stalk him to keep him sharp.
I always thought this story a bit ludicrous, but when you hear what should be reputable celebrities telling these fucked up stories, kind of hard to not think hey maybe that was true.
Shout out to Austin from the Hopleaf late 05 early 06. Cheers!
I am absolutely certain that story is true. I have researched the Great Man long enough to know that sounds like a textbook Sensei Seagal move. Thank you for that pearl! 👍
I read one home of his in Az. had all bulletproof glass, because he was so scared the Mafia was going to try to whack him. He wears those cheap Russian 'bulletproof' leather coats, too. Funny he was talking about how he could whip Bob Wall, and Wall called him out and to his credit (temporarily) seagal told him "I'll meet you anytime, anywhere', and Wall said he knew where seagal lived and could come over that right then and seagal said "if you come to my house I'll shoot you".
Pahaha like Kato and pink panther
Man that was a good laugh just imagining it.
@@BloodDrippnFlowers Not now kaaaaaaatooo 😂
Michael Jai White does basically MMA. JCVD did kickboxing. Chuck Norris was fighting full contact karate. Steven Seagull is a bullshido master.
No Chuck did point karate, but better then nothing 😅
@@guts7958 oh really? Then he wouldn't survive any full contact. But yeah. Better than nothing.
@@sonofromel he did full contact sparring like alot of karate did not all, but yes against a legit fighter he'd lose, but I mean he also knows BJJ and Judo so wouldn't say just anyone could beat him
Chuck Norris was a 7 time undefeated, full contact Karate Middleweight Champion. He was a real fighter, more so than all the rest of the Martial Artists named in this clip...
@@franksantucci3038 no he is not more of a martial artist than Anderson Silva ever was, who was mentioned in this clip.
I’m can’t even watch his movies without laughing anymore 😂
Fun fact: Steven Segal used to insist that he be filmed behind a restaurant, just in case he got hungry.
The reason Steven Segal moved to Russia is because Chuck Norris told him to do so.
Or because he needed to give some info in person to his SugarVladdy.
I remember liking Exit Wounds when i was younger. I will never rewatch it to keep that memory postitive lmao.
And what a great actor he is 😂😂. Makes Arnie deserve an Oscar.
JCVD was honest about Seagal, but not cruel or insulting. Cool dude.
There is a good clip of Van Damme on a Brazilian chat show doing impressions of Stallone, Annie and Seagal, there's also a story that JCVD and Seagal were both at Stallones house party and Van Damme called him outside for a fight after Seagal insulted him. Seagal made his excuses and left.
He is politely throwing shade. Good for him.
Steven Seagal - the epitome of the phrase 'Never meet your heroes.'
His vehicle being "death-proof" killed me for some reason. Lmao
I can understand a famous person getting a bulletproof vehicle, but RPG proof? Oh come on dude.
Tom Arnold,so underrated, and some great interviews
Dude can really tell a story.
Like Jim Kelly said, this guy came straight out of a comic book
Imagine a young Seagal trying to punk out a young Chuck Norris. It would be a terrible day for Steve.
Young Seagal was a far better fighter. Not this fat slob of today. It would be an interesting fight.
Chuck would shove Steve's toes in his ears
Chuck would kick his ass tomorrow
You mean bad for chuck lol
@@noelramirez1551 no Chuck has actually done things in real life that actually happened.
Michael is great! I wish we had another Spawn film 🔥
Steven segal a true legend in his own mind.
"They must must think I'm the biggest jerk on the show!" No, that would be Steven Segal. LOL
MJW is a first class respectful badass dude. Love from 🇨🇦✌️
can I laugh in your face?
What's ca ? What country is that ?
I met William Forsythe who played Richie in Out for Justice, IF you saw it. He disliked Steven or at least his way of thinking. I ask him if he got banged up on the end fight in that movie, cause it looked like he got thrown around quite a bit. He immediately responded by saying "What Steve doesn't realize is you cant do an entire fight scene and not take at least one punch yourself." I didnt mean what I said in that way, but I surely felt what he was telling me about Steven. It definitely changed the way I looked at his films, and William was 100% correct. Steven has a huge ego that doesnt match his output.
Lolol 😂 that story Dana Carvey told, had me rollin’. Lololol. This video made me like Steven Seagal even more.
The man is a loveable God. The world will realise. One day.
I admired the late Henry Silva breaking his nose at least Henry said sorry! But the stuntmen were celebrating
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Michael is so calm, humble and too the point. I would of loved to see him and Steve at it after hearing all of this.
His ego is so huge it blinds Trump.
"... *to* the point. I would *have* loved..."
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and died.
@@HanoiHustleror maybe trumps trump.
Indeed. I've only seen him in "The Dark Knight", yet I get the sense from watching these interviews that he doesn't hold his skills over others (unlike some other martial artists I could name). I also believe, though, that messing with Michael would be a catastrophically stupid idea.
Obsessed with Seagal.
Van Damme killing Segul with kindness. A true gentleman on his part.
The only documented fight Steven Seagull ever had was with his ex wife.
He fights gravity every morning to get out of bed. He is a hero!
I think we should be fair and honest and admit that he didn't fight his ex-wives. He just cheated on and beat them....allegedly.
Most people don’t know Liam Neeson was a legit talented boxer. He said “well yeah I boxed as a kid” lmao no, he was legitimately talented and could’ve easily been a professional boxer. Maybe not a world champion, but a contender atleast.
He's also something like 6' 6" or 6" 7" tall
Yeah, you can tell he was being overly modest. Such a gentleman and phenomenal actor.
"legit talented boxer" i.e., he could beat the crap out of Seagal without breaking a sweat.
@@bigdongbob838 maybe a small sweat. Seagal is a huge human being.
He quit boxing early on though. Liam Neeson is 70 now, was probably in his 60s during that interview and hasn't boxed in about 40 years. He's in better physical shape than Seagal though, no question who'd gas out first
Hans und Franz are my alltime favorite SNL characters!
First guy with the cowboy hat …rocking warrior poet shirt! Legend
JCVD is a good guy. He quit drugs and owned up to all the ridiculous stuff he'd done over the years. He's probably not gonna have a career like he did in the 90s, but that's more to do with changing tastes in the audience.
Steven Segal movies were the shit growing up. They are a guilty pleasure, they haven't been good in like 15 years, but I watch every single one.
Im 100% sure if Seagal would have stopped taking himself so seriously and laughed once in a while, maybe he’d been one of the greatest actionheroes of our time but now it’s just too late. You can really feel his douchiness radiating off him in every interview he’s ever done.
Steven Seagull is that type of person who watched a few Rambo & Bruce Lee films and decided to become a martial artist. He then gives himself a name such as Dragon, shoduken, starts to gather a small gathering of followers and performed training sessions in the woods and on beaches. Only difference is that this guy actually has a large follower group
I'd have loved to have seen him fit thru the door into the ocean 😂
Lmfao😂😂😂😂😂
There's literally hours and hours of these stories out there. Ol' Stevie must be one serious burning radioactive Superfund site of a human.
Tom Seguras jokes about him are the best
He taught Anderson Silver the kick that no knew,cut him some slack 😆