Worst History Lesson Ever (WDPLaSS 10)
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- Опубликовано: 26 авг 2024
- This is it. The big one. Beware of weapons-grade stupid, tons of bad jokes, and quite a few facepalms. This one's light on educational content; some claims are simply so stupid that sarcasm is the only possible response.
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I'm annoyed how so many people thinks that picture of human by Da Vinci is something mystical. He was an artist, it's just guide to average human proportions.
Alex Kozliayev in 200 years, someone’s going to think that those lines for posing heads are mystical crakra or something
People who really don't know Da Vince and have never read the notebooks to see a lot of it is just about art techniques and mundane things.
I know. However, that video didn’t beat bill wurtz’s video “history of the entire world, i guess”
@Anew Divinhell I don't personally buy that, but fun if true.
Da vinci is one potato/lemon battery drawing away from beeing as mystified as tesla
Jordan, 20 years from now: "So the Martians gave birth to a man named Voldemort..."
"...we will enter the age of Aquarius and our Hogwarts letters will be delivered, but get this: Hogwarts is actually in Sedonna, Arizona and Dumbledore is a seventh dimensional chakra!"
I've read both HP and the Bible. HP way more ethical, inspiring and a WAY better read.
@@aussieginger1960 obviously you didn't read "the cursed child."
This is a joke btw. The cursed child wasn't as bad as the bible. I mean, genesis is hilarious, but it's all downhill from there.
Well, Saul is funny to. His spear throwing is great. Pure comedy gold.
@@noahgray543 That Yahweh guy though, what a nutter!
And Harry is a space Jew! Do you know Daniel Radcliff is Jewish? Coincident? I thINK NOT.
This guy is clearly a fraud. We all know that the Egyptian Pharohs spent all their times playing children's card games. If he doesn't get it right and explain to me where Blue Eyes White Dragon comes from I'm gonna be pissed.
hedgehog3180 "if at first you dont suceed , BLAST IT WITH YOUR BLUE EYED DRAGON"
You my good sir win the internet
EXODIA, IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
You mean D-D-D-D-D-Duel Monsters? The game that ancient Egyptian children liked to play? Just don't try to use Monster Reborn... or Pot of Greed... or Brain Control... or Slifer the Sky Dragon...
@@wyattbooth6372 no one's ever been able to summon him!!
According to SS's logic, George Washington was the size of a mountain.
+Braden Best
Twelve stories high, made of radiation.
BaconMinion
And he emitted frequencies to attack unbelievers of Washism.
+Braden Best "12 stories high, made of radiation, present beware, future beware, he's coming, he's coming"
I Don't Believe this but In The Video he says that The Nacals survived this and some lived but the people were at lvl. 1 and Now Lvl.2 so we and george washington are all 5-7(ish) feet tall but they are 50-60 ft tall
Carter Robinder No, they're not. The physics of the human body literally won't support that much weight. Notice how elephants are the largest land animals and they have four tree-thick legs? Not to mention evolution doesn't work by "levels," it's a gradual slow process that takes millions of years.
WOW THAT'S AMAZING!! people in Egypt were at an advanced level of consciousness and they stood 50 FEET TALL?!
HOW did they fit through those tiny doors? :D
.....wait......
+James Loucks If Jordan lived a thousand years in the future he would be using the Statue of Liberty as proof that people today where ten stories tall.
OsirisLord
Hahaha, that's a good point.
+OsirisLord
the statue of liberty isn't the tallest statue.
the biggest is...i think in china?
***** Yes I heard you you the first time. very funny.
+OsirisLord Then look at Jesus the Savior, this thing everybody knows stands in Rio de Janeiro. Or Mount Rushmore... or the Indian they never manage to finish cutting out of that other mountain in Dakota... and somewhere in Richmond or so they've got these heroes of the confederacy relief also in a mountainside... Giants! Everybody in the past were fucking giants! That David statue that is so famous, If i remember it correctly out of hand he's 18 feet tall.. just think how big Goliath would need to tower over THAT boy!
And then we look to Asia where practically every valley has its own bigass Buddha cut into some bit of stone or another... the Taliban have destroyed some of the eldest and most important for cultural studies, but there are tons of them, megatons more likely... Buddha must have had his own christsphere bullshit level to be so malleable that you'd need a thousand ways to portrait him in thousands of different heights :D
I don't know... I've run into Christians who think that Jesus was Christian and the Bible was originally written in English.
are they Mormons?.
That second ´m´ is a typo, yes? :-)
let me guess, they think jesus was a handsome looking white man with golden hair, despite the bible saying otherwise
Yes. Blue eyed and blonde. The original Mary Sue.
Bricklord
I don´t believe there is a physical description of JC anywhere in the Bible, but if there please give us all ´chapter and verse´
I get it. I finally understand spirit science. It’s the end product of a marathon D&D game on a really bad acid trip.
Eureka!
It was one of those campaign sessions where the GM spent weeks writing out a storyline, that the players derailed beyond repair 5 minutes in, and he was stuck bullshitting the rest on the fly, which just let to the players going even more ridiculous in response; it keeps self-propagating for hours until you get this....stew of madness.
Like a D&D failure cascade?
Failure cascade likely involved as well, yes *nods*
Rolls a character!
"shielded by a wall of light" grind some soul levels guys and prepare for jolly cooperation, there's probably a boss in there
Ander Garin They left their cameras at the bonfire.
well I mean if normal humans crossed the wall of light then clearly the aliens didn't spend lots of lifepoints into the wall of revealing light. What's the point of paying only 1000 life points?
BLUE EYES WHITE BLONDE HAIRED DRAGON!!
chairmanofrussia
kaiba is part of the alt right #canon
Shit I wasn't the only person who thought this sounded like something ripped from Dark Souls?
So if I have a Jewish girlfriend, I'll also get an Alien girlfriend....sweet....I'm off to the synagogue
Jews do not marry non Jews good luck with that.
by synogogue you mean spaceship, right?
Darth Utah 66
Maybe , yeah .
Ryann Navin: Haha you don't know much about Jews do you (or people come to that...). However the Synagogue is probably not the best place to pull a nice Jewess/Jew if you are not Jewish.
ruclips.net/video/1Cy9HeM8QQc/видео.html
Someone asked me why do so many cultures have pyramids if they weren't "connected" somehow
My reply: "because humans figured out that was the best way to stack rocks up really high without them falling over"
That's the thing. A pyramid is literally a stack of rocks. It is not very impressive from an engineering stand point. The impressive part is usually the size since that indicates that the society that built them was large and very advanced since it was able to get just this many rocks stacked on top of each other. But from an engineering stand point something like the Pantheon in Rome is way more impressive since it actually shows an deep understanding of material sciences and civil engineering.
Actually, i'd say that ancient infrastructure projects like Roman roads and the flood control systems in China which are both in use today are more impressive feats of engineering. But they're not as sexy and humans have a tendency of judging by appearances.
the pyramids are interesting because despite what people may tell you we don't know how or why they were made. same with sphinx and stonehenge. these aren't just big stones dragged to random spots, although you can believe what you want because we have no "evidence" and apparently you can dismiss anything that cant be shoved in your face
Robby Miller: No, we can't be sure _exactly_ how or why these structures were built because those details have been lost to history. But we _do_ have really strong hypotheses based on multiple lines of evidence.
We can tell where the stones came from, often down to the exact quarries, from geological and chemical examination. We have found in these quarries the tools and markings used to cut an shape the stones. We have the physical remains of workers showing injuries and other physical effects of the labors they were involved in. We can compare the efforts of different cultures in various times and places and see how and why they did similar things (we have direct knowledge of Roman stone-working techniques, for example). We can and have tested various hypothesized techniques and found that it is possible to shape, move and lift heavy stones using "primitive" technology. We know conclusively that it was indeed _possible_ for these cultures to create the things they did all on their own, without any kind of outside help or advanced tools and techniques.
And most important, we have NO EVIDENCE AT ALL that anything other than human ingenuity, willpower, and massive amounts of cheap labor were used. No sign of things like carbon steel tools, advanced machinery, or architectural designs that depend on tools or techniques unavailable to the cultures studied. Nothing but arguments from incredulity and ignorance. What we do know is that the men of 5-6 millennia ago were not ignorant savages, but clever, capable people who managed to accomplish incredible things with the resources they had available to them.
well put. I read that the labor was not done cheap and the workers were paid well. however I'm mostly curious about why. I don't believe they were just bored and wanted to find the best way to stack rocks. and every explanation I find is just someones best guess. you can call it conclusive all you want but like you said it has been lost in history and we can only do our best to put the broken pieces together. I think times like these require a little more imagination than usual. its hard for one person to comprehend thousands of years of history
I am space jew and i am here to tell you that everything in jordans video is true
+IM Wercs
i am flowey and i am here to tell you that everything in toby's game is real.
TIME TRAVELLING JEWS
Can you ahnk me?
I’m a Martian and I’m here to tell you he was totally lying.
@@mcbadrobotvoice8155 Hey cool, another Martian, we totally need to meet up at the next reunion of our planetary evacuation.
A "dimensional tear" as Jordan calls it, cannot be patched, it must be wooed back together with crystal doughnuts. That's really basic stuff. Atlantis still exists! They have some awesome water slides.
one needs the Doctor for patching dimensional tears. duh. i saw it in a tv series :D
I permanently seal dimensional tears with the patented vibrations from my 5th-level state of consciousness. You, too, can possess this amazing power for just five easy payments of $19.99. Call now, and I'll throw in this Merkabah slap bracelet, valued at $99.99, absolutely free!
@@ominous-omnipresent-they The check is in the mail! Is there a maintenance fee or anything? I heard the 5th level stuff gets really dusty during the winter months.
I have to stop watching. Intelligence dropping. Does anybody actually believe any of this crap?
Yes. Millions of people completely reject reality in favor of whatever sounds nice. It's a multi-billion-dollar industry. And yes, those people can vote. Start saving up for that one-way ticket off this rock.
***** Reality is VERY important. This is a fact. The imagination is also VERY important. This is a fact as well.
***** It's easy to take anything from what anyone believe and tear it apart and criticize them but it's hard for you to even present your own knowledge about any of this subject. Knowing how much you have use the word "stupid" more than anything than you can present just shows how truly what a low IQ person you are. Thanks for proving your stupidity!
rUaMeS Ho boy , he's explaining very well how physic work.I found it very hypocritic of woo fans to come here , saying a skeptic is a fool for showing evidences , insulting him for being stupid and then say he is close minded and full of negative thought and it's all about his ego.
Did you ever thought of the option that you might be wrong ?
Comment removed because it was to cool for reality.
"This isn't regular stupid... this is *advanced* stupid"
Jordan makes phone-operators seem smart.
I have to admit, the first time I came across this stuff I thought it was strange fiction. Like a new aged science fiction. Then I saw someone debunking it like people took it seriously. I was floored.
🤦♂️
Is Jordan really truly presenting this as factual or is this a pitch for a comic book or something?
Actually presenting it as factual.
Kairielise he says the word "fact" constantly
"Spirit *science* "
In fairness, I have used some of these "Jordanisms" as worldbuilding for my fictional universe. So I suppose it's useful for that.
I won't lie, I'd read the shit out of this comic series if it existed.
1.Make up random stuff, or claim that known hoaxes are real.
2. Make cute cartoon explaining your nonsense
3. get $$$$$$$$
You have forgot about 4 make a religion about it
You forgot five,Repeat
+Ferris Welker And hijack every culture, religion, and story ever told
+Ferris Welker Pretty sure he claimed once that he gets money by BELIEVING it and it just comes his way, even though he has no job. No, definetly he does not get a billion dollars from just making these hoax videos.
Lord Of Lemon Like G-man getting a safe full of cash from god by breaking into a vacant house? LOL
This sounds like someone got a gift card to a new age book store, bought ten books, ripped out the pages, shuffled them, then composed a matching story.
Pretty much. :)
Roedy Green This sums up why I love this video so much. We had one of these stores half way between Harvard and MIT in Cambridge, MA. Drove me crazy how busy it was. I love the idea that someone pulled all the ideas together and said, "They are all true!" And this is the result.
There is a scientific connection between psychedelics turning your brain into alphabet soup and -> word salad
3 atoms thick powered by consciousness. sounds legit to me
Klobi for President I forgot it was made by space Hebrews. I'm a little less skeptical now. lol
Shame once it got air molecules on it or dirt or water it would go from 3 atoms to trillions instantly
Tina Springer Yes, because everyone knows the Hebrew people (intergalactic designation: "Ferengi") are eager to save shekels.
But hey let's not get little things like reality get in the way right
Tina Springer As stated within spirit science itself "Who needs science to explain things" ... Okay. You butcher science and shit all over its corpse. Fine. But if you're called spirit *science* then you just caused your audience to doubt you. Though I doubt Jordan's well enough read in philosophy to know doubt or doubt any story he's told, I'd go as far as to even say he'd doubt doubt itself.
"This ship is also intimately connected with the spirit of the earth, and is the protector of the whole planet."
CAPTAIN AIRSHIP, HE'S OUR HERO, GONNA KNOCK THE MARTIANS DOWN TO ZERO!
HE'S OUR POWERS MAGNIFIED, AND HE'S FIGHTING ON THE PLANET'S SIDE!!
HE HAS LASERS AND SOME MISSILES TOO AND HIS SUIT IS ALSO THE COLOUR BLUE
CAPTAIN AIRSHIP, HE'S OUR HERO
GONNA HAVE WRITE HIM ON A MURAL
13:12 and 29:41
That 'consciousness grid' looks suspiciously a lot like the map in Civilization.
Kavetrol
RIGHT?????????!
sid meier was in on it
@@vaiyt it's the ONLY plausible explanation
the ether doesn't exist? what about ethernet, huh? checkmate atheist!
thats almost as dumb as jordans video.
and the same level of internal consistency.
*WHOOSH*
+robert linke you must be trolling m8
Bricklord wait it's him that's trolling because he has common sense? not The conspiratards making conspiratard videos with no evidence. just have to take their word for it. yup he is trolling
Etheist
is this really what Jordan believes or is it just a background for a weird Call of Cuthulu RPG canpaign
Well you see, it all goes back to when Cthulu and Weird Al had a baby...
He believes it, but more because Melchizedek claims it's true.
I don't think he believes a syllable of it. His fanboys definitely do cause they're too hopped up on drugs they think allow them to see into dimensions and talk to ghosts
this is hilarious i cant wait till jordan connects bigfoot and and crop circles
Bigfoot is actually closer related to crop circles than to idea hes a missing link in our genetics...bigfoots an alien is what im getting at
So, the Martians became logical, like the Vulcans, but still fought wars, like the Romulans. Also, Ferengi, I mean space-Jews
+Son of Tiamat (formerly known as tiakpark) Also, this is the second time jordan has implied males are logical, narrow-minded, war-mongering brutes that lack creativity and the ability to see the whole picture. while at the same time implying that females are creative, open-minded, peace lovers that have the ability to see the entire picture.
Freezing Blue God, what a sexist mangina. Men have no creativity and women aren't logical; that's pretty offensive to both genders.
Spirit Science must be the most elaborate bit to get laid ever.
{And their evil yamicas} :p
Does this mean I'm an alien?
qualivia Well, that depends; are you a Jew, or are you a big-nosed, money-grubbing Martian?
No, the tool responsible for transferring vibrations into the body isn't a hammer, noob. It's a vibrator. The ancients had them some fancy vibrators, right alongside the Ankh, their most important tool.
should he stick that ankh up his behind, whilst whipping himself with a flail?
alright, so martians were basically normal, then they did something, they became vulcans, fought for some reason, a small group that somehow not fought zapped themselves to atlantis and then fought the atlanteans.
10/10 logic.
Thachyo #IBelieveInShittySciFi
Thachyo And how do we get to the airship? THROUGH THE SPHINX!
Oh and also despite loosing their emotions they somehow still got angry? I'm not sure how that works or if Jordan knows what an emotion actually is.
I'd play this videogame.
IoKnight We all would. It sounds amazing.
Especially the ankhing minigame
@@mcbadrobotvoice8155 Lenny face intensifies
Actually, he pretty much copies theosophy and theosophy was the base for tons of modern stories like Conan the Barbarian. And there are tons of video games having theosophical ideas or very similar ideas. For example the sunken continent Zeal in Chrono Trigger.
And ofcourse, there was one branch of theosophy called esoteric hitlerism. For that stuff, look at the Wolfenstein games.
WHAT is Spirit Science on???
It can't just be pot, there's too much work put in here.
It can't be speed, there's too much weird.
Not alcohol, not khat, not mushrooms.
Maybe acid! Is it acid?
I think it's a combination of acid and stupid.
So En Or both. ;)
So En I hope he is a con-artist, I don't wish mental health problems on anyone. Having said that Karl Pilkington says similar stuff and he really struggles to think empirically. Maybe he is just stupid?
Nice graphics, maybe that why some people actually listen.
I'm guessing deep psychosis, intellectual laziness, and a desire for the world to make sense.
Ive been on acid and sprites are real
L. Ron Hubbard would be proud!
We have reached "space Jews from the future" territory.
*SPACE JEWS.*
This makes Alex Jones look rational.
You have to give Jordan this, this insane view of history would make a pretty awesome fantasy movie or tv series.
Actually, Jordan uses many parts of Theosophy. And Theosophy was the basis for plenty of movies. For example John Carter, Tarzan and Conan the Barbarian. If you wanna count Esoteric Hitlerism (a strange cult in south america believing hitler was the messiah) as a part of theosophy (which is easy because hitlerism takes almost everything from theosophy), then Iron Sky, Captain America, Full Metal Alchemists and so on, are also theosophical movies. (Basically the whole concept of Nazis as occult master magicians is theosophical.)
The Anime Nadia The Secret of Blue water is heavily based on theosophy, and Neon Genesis Evangelion took a few major plot points from theosophy.
In case of video games, Final Fantasy 7 is heavily based on theosophy.
@@SSJKamui Most of Jordan's story comes from the guy who claimed to be channeling Thoth and Melchizedek. That guy, being a new age guru himself, most likely read Blavatsky.
Also, it's not true that the concept of Nazis as black magicians is taken directly from Theosophy, some real-life high ranking nazis did have an interest in the occult and spent some effort trying to uncover the hidden history of the aryan race.
Its interesting you mention evangelion cuz angels of the old testament were suppose to look pretty freaky and unreal.
Kinda like the angels do in evangelion.
Like you said though, theres a bit more to it then just resemblances though.
The part around 16:00 about the spaceship under the Sphinx broke my WhatTheFuck-o-Meter.
+Tom Hess The stupidity shockwave from that was detected all around the world, and many people close to the server the video is stored on suffered severe headaches, and the local faith in humanity is still reported missing.
Tom Hey I love the phrase "And the way to the airship is through the sphinx". It's my favourite line of all time.
Tom Hey for me it was the whole orgasm-chakra bullshit
Space jews was all it took me
Jordan is the living proof that pretty graphics are great when you're trying to convince people of whatever.
Like Death Battle?
+Proud Posiedon (PremislausNicon) Death Battle is better researched than Jordan's nonsense.
+Dreznin Still Shitty research. ;)
Proud Posiedon Precisely the point lol
Death Battle from ScrewAttack?
Q:Jordan speaks in complex numbers. How do I know this?
A:His reasoning is at least partially imaginary.
Actually, I was wrong.
A complex number must contain a real element - Jordan's reasoning is ENTIRELY imaginary.
So is his brain.
His 'history' is as imaginary as the square root of negative five.
His 'history' is as imaginary as the square root of negative five.
+N.H.Alicia Almost. A complex number is any number that fits the form a+bi where a and b are both real numbers. Zero is a real number, so all a+0i are also complex, meaning all a are also complex. Since his arguments contain no real elements, they are both complex and imaginary.
DrunkMasochist The problem is that adding zero does nothing. Zero is essentially shorthand for "nothing here".
a+0i and a are actually identical, notation notwithstanding.
So, the colossi of Ramesses II at Abu Simbel represent the actual height of that particular pharaoh. Amazing how his mummified remains are normal human height and his original tomb in site KV7 in the Valley of the Kings would be massively insufficient for accommodating the body of a 50-60 foot tall human (you wouldn't even be able to get his body inside, let alone situate it). But hey, why let real facts get in the way of a good story, right?
lets not forget that we are hot blooded animals , being the size of those statues will make us hotter than boiling water (if you know about anime then Attack on Titan actually got it right about "humans" being giants makes them absurly hot) and that is just the tip of the whole problems being that side will give us , respiratory and circulation problems oh boi just alot of shit will happen
Let's not forget the Inverse Square Law, aka why Godzilla is fantasy.
And mount Rushmore represents the actual size of Teddy roosevelt's head
vaiyt
Why yes, yes it does, also the statue of Ghengis Khan in Ulan Bator, the countless statutes of Lenin, Robert E Lee on stone mountain, and, of course the Statue of Liberty.
They all got shrunk with special jewish laser rays after their deaths
And as they're higher dimensional beings, giants can regulare how how they look on photographs
I think the fact that the most common response from his fans isn't "you're wrong and there's plenty of evidence to support what Jordan is saying" and is instead more along the lines of "stop ruining our fun you meanie!" says a lot.
They're interested in playing pretend and don't want anyone raining on their parade, they couldn't care less if any of it is true or not.
Welp, time to ankh my oragasms!
call the ankh hotline to talk to hot little lonely toth sluts now at ankh-666-666
What a ripoff, it was only sluts _channeling_ Thoth! I want my sophisticated body and mind back!
...oh wait. *snaps* Done.
I hear Thoth is not who new-age cultists would have you believe him to be. They just make him seem like a bro, apparently.
I think Jordan was really just talking about sounding. It's okay if that's your fetish Jordan you don't have to hide it.
Now, do you Ankh your own orgasms, or do you and a partner Ankh each other?
Do you do your Ankhing with a specific hand? Both? Is there a position for the best Ankhing?
10:39 but... I have heard that martians have cut the love bond, making them pure male, pure logical beings without emotions.
How can they be pissed and have a raising rage level without emotions?
Shhh you're asking too many questions.
"They were kinda stupid" needs to become a meme.
This is AMAZING! It's like *Every single conspiracy theory ever* all mixed up! It's so entertaining!
Kind of reminds me of the Illuminatus! books - except even they weren't this _batshit insane_.
It reminds me of that awful sonic the hedgehog "fan movie" where they basically couldn't pick a continuity and so mashed it all together into one big mess
Damian Freeman Your name isn't Damian
Elisa Princess How do you ocme to the conclusion that my name is not the name I was labelled with?
Not even 9/11 Conspirators are this dumb.
WE'RE JEWS, JEWS OUT IN SPACE!!!
WE'RE ZOOMING ALONG PROTECTING THE HEBREW RAAAACCEE!!!
JEEWWWWSSSS IIIIINNNN SSSPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEEEEE!!!!!
DRIEDEL ME UP SCOTTY
*shekel shekel shekel shekel*
rayman1113 *From Nibiru
Jewish first mate Miss Piggy says... Oh wait
This is one of those areas where having an art history student's knowledge of Egyptian history gives me the upper hand. One of the first things they teach you about ancient Egyptian art is that it is not representative. The Egyptians did not make images from life like a modern landscape painter, their art was symbolic and had a rigid artistic canon. The pharaoh is depicted as ageless because his spirit is immortal, he's depicted as huge because he's the most important person in the kingdom, Osiris' face is green because he's associated with the fertility of the earth.
Spirits invading bodies = Gelth (Pity the Gelth!)
Sealing up dimensional tear = sealing the time rift
He had to ruin Doctor Who for me. LOTR and Star Trek weren't enough, he had to take Doctor Who too. Fucking bastard.
NOOOOO!!!! I say we hunt him down and whup him in the name of the Doctor and his TARDIS! (Like Jay and Silent Bob did to their online critics in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back") ;-) Teach him to ruin my favorite childhood programming!(I only watched the new run of Who becaus of my childhood affection for the Tom baker run, he was *my* Doctor, lol and the new run is even better, imo)
Jordan is a scub he is at noob detecting the Illuminati is real new age doesn't explain shi't
Fish, fish has 4 letters
4-3=1
the Illuminati triangle has one eye
fish is Illuminati confirmed
MLG FaZE Clan
just kidding. Jordan is a new age scrub who got quicked scoped by xXPU$$SSY_MARTYMER18_QUICKSCOPE_KINGXx
And The Legend of Zelda, too. No work of fiction is safe from Jordanism.
Jortardism*
King Crocoduck
Yes ; I fell your pain .
It's amazing how this goes from, "Isn't it interesting how we find these shapes in nature? there's something interesting here." to
"So anyway these giants flew ships with their minds and now it's stored under the 6 million year old sphynx."
Missed nitpick: the Martians were emotionless beings, yet they got so angry they decided to take over the world(Of Course) after the meteor hit their home on Atlantis. How the Ankh did Jordan not see that as a massive ass red flag that the story might not be true?
That’s why in my fantasy novel based of Jordan’s BS the Martians (I’m calling them that for now until I come up with a better name.) they not only have emotions, their culture is fully *Driven* by them. Also, they are the protagonists.
Also, Jordan said that the Nakaals heard that the comet was acting of divine order. What order? What was its purpose? Also, what happened to the Martians after the comet hit? They just completely disappear from the story. Come on, they were the best part!
I can't believe I used to actually buy into this stuff.
Then I developed reasoning skills. And read Hitchens. and watched Marty and countless other RUclipsrs.
It's nice to want to believe it I was guilty, but reality isn't always kind. 😞
+Heiner Privat It's because people want to latch onto bullshit that makes them feel more important than they actually are. It also coddles and placates their pwecious wittle feewings.
+vlad saioc
When young and curious, you explore many different theories that explain life, the universe, and everything, and you have the want to be open-minded. Free to explore, without guidance, little knowledge having been gained, and no bullshit meter in place, many of these stories look plausible - they are structured to be that way; they hype up their side of the story, and hide, misrepresent or leave out relevant facts.
It does go towards to providing a foundation from which to explore and build knowledge, which for some of us, is precious.
+Heiner Privat
One possible cure is asking questions, finding answers, and asking more questions, and developing enough of a sense of self-worth to determine what is relevant and what can be ignored without consequence.
***** My main problem, was that I didn't know how to do research on the internet. As you can probably imagine, that lead me to some crazy places, and since I didn't look for empirical sources, I read whatever article I found, and believed what sounded right. I didn't stop and think "what if this is wrong?" and continued to search for the real truth, I just stopped at the first thing I found that agreed with my pre-conceived beliefs, and stuck with whatever I found.
"physicists" like Naseem Haramein, also led me to believe that what I held to be true had some rationality to it within modern science.
Thankfully, I developed reason and critical thinking skills. I watched the Amazing Atheist a lot at first, because I liked what he had to say against Christianity, but I never applied the same arguments to my beliefs. It was quite a weird cognitive dissonance at the time. Then I bought The God Delusion, and after reading that, I realized that I believed the same caliber, perhaps even a higher caliber, of bullshit than the Christians and other mainstream religions did. It took me a while to shake it all, but it's all gone now.
You're still not smart or looking at evidence critically.
This is great material for a fantasy RPG. Hilarious stuff. The problem I would have would be creating a narative that made sense as most of this new age psuedoscience is, though creative, contradictary. Challange accepted.
That's the only reason I even have an interest in the Spirit Science stuff: it's very creative and can serve as great inspiration for stories or just creative endeavors in general... but I feel bad for anybody who genuinely believes this New Jack Horse Shit.
I think it's more like Science Fantasy.
thephysicsgamer123 Wouldn't that be closer to Sci-Fi, though, with some fantasy elements?
SeanStrife
Yeah. Science Fantasy that leans heavily towards Sci-Fi.
This inspired me to program a game.
This video teached me that we should never let our civilization die, otherwise in 2000 years from now someone will discover our trading cards and conclude that we used them to summon real monsters and cast real magic.
And I thought Alex jones was nuts
If you look at this as the lore of a fantasy novel it sounds interesting, but still makes absolutely no fucking sense.
Oh man, I haven't laughed so much in a long time.
Given the way he's made his videos I get the feeling he's a massive fantasist, so if he decided to stop conning people he probably could make a decent fantasy story. On the other hand I suspect fraud is more lucrative.
You mean he was serious? I thought it'd make a great fantasy novel too.
It's like the shittiest Stargate fanfic ever.
Primus Productions I would have to agree, it sounds like a really bad fanfiction, nice comment
Wow, new age crap really does make cool stories
You could make some cool movies and books out of them. Heck, twist them with some classical fantasy and you've got yourself a bestseller.
I think it is possible that Iron Sky 1 and 2 used a lot of ideas of those conspiracy theorys. For example Iron Sky 2 has the hollow earth, lizard people and a dinosaur riding Hittler.
+The Sun Well, The Dark Crystal did draw a lot of inspiration from New Age mysticism. It´s a really flawed movie in my humble oppinion but a great looking one at least.
Point being, as long as it´s keept in fantasy it´s ok, when you try to put it into reality, rationality and science however, we do have a problem.
Agreed
Un Disclosed reigniting potential could work.
maybe dusting off a few bits, and filling in and removing unnecessary plot points and all in all, rounding out the story to create a very unique fantasy epic scifi
i am space from martian and i find this Jew
I can't stop laughing at this. It's the most unhinged, insane mashup of 50 different fables, legends, comic books and movies I've ever seen. The Simpsons has been going for 33 seasons and 714 episodes, and I don't think that would be enough to dramatize this demented, lurching pile of nutbaggery.
I'm glad people talk about this, but I don't understand all the hate. Granted this applies to most crazy things, but this feels like it would make an awesome fantasy book. Imagine playing DnD with a backstory of this.
Ya that would be a good story so long as the fifth dimensional beings weren't really omnipotent.
Viking the Shambling There is no hate in the video, try again.
NUTCASE71733 It was more a general statement then one referring just to this video.
Viking the Shambling Still no hate present. Unless you refer to a hatred of presenting falsehoods as fact, that's hate with an actual basis that is actually justifiable.
NUTCASE71733 Yeah, thats a better definition of it.
Little known fact :
The American presidents depicted on Mount Rushmore are done in life size. :-)
I remember watching Spirit Science for the first time. I didn't notice the name, only saw what I thought was a history documentary to listen to while playing Skyrim. I got a few minutes in before I was like, "Seriously, what the fuck is going on here?"
I want him to explain dinosaurs, like really badly.
I feel like I'm physically being assaulted by stupid
You know, if he had said that the entities the Nakals, or whatever they're called, consorted with really were the Justice League, it would have made just as much sense.
Fun fact: too much ankhing can make you go blind.
I can also travel through dimensions. It's called: walking
every statue is in a 1:1 ratio of course! there must have been giants!
What else?
Obviously Abraham Lincoln was on a higher level. his memorial makes his height very clear!
***** "the person who posed for the Statue of Liberty..."
dammed, you beat me to it
DeHerg
Pssh. Please explain the Washington monument, then--how did Washington get to be president when he obviously DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A HEAD!
Unless, of course, there's something with Mt. Rushmore...
qhsperson
"Please explain the Washington monument"
obviously the higher tuned earth vibrations syncronized with washingtons mortal body, when he decided to have his astral projection permanently leave his body, activating his secret 9. chakra and turning him into a solid form of sacred geometry (something known to beings of lower dimensions as an obilisk). I know this because I channelled Lamashtu, the former high priestess of Shangri-La.
phew, my bullshit-meter almost exploded, I should have turned it off before stating things like this
This would honestly make great lore for a video game.
I wonder how he'd react if we made an RPG based on it.
It actually sounds like a Doctor Who backstory with more plot holes. The Martians could be Cybermen (well, except that they caved to the Atlantean popular pressure, which Cybermen wouldn't do), the Murkaba is a TARDIS of sorts. I'm not sure where Sutekh fits into all of this.
That's great. I'll make an RPG out of it and pitch it to Nintendo.
Space Jews: The Game
Luna Rogers This is all basically the lore to the Assassin's Creed games.
never explains what he means by higher level of consciousness. just keeps repeating the word
I like some of these ideas, to be honest. It's bullshit, but as a fictional story, it has potential. I really like the idea of something like the 'Synthetic Murkeveh', trying to artificially construct something that is integral to literally every form and function of reality, and the consequences of that hubris.
it would make a good movie
Sabbat-X it sounds like a homestuck fan fiction. No seriously just replace the characters and it would totally work
Merkaba heh.
Not that this idiot came up with it; it's a mangled copy of the origin story of the Hulk.
It's complete gibberish. It's not even vaguely interesting or original. Total bollocks.
1.3 million views on this "spirit science" video. That scares the hell out of me.
Hopefully more than half that number are just people who like a good laugh...
Honestly, the first time I saw it, I thought it was a parody of conspiracy theorist. I thought it was so outrageous it had to be a joke.
Hey Hollywood. Please make a movie about this crap, it's genious!
"Space Jews from Mars - the Second coming of the dimensional Star Child"
Jordan should spend his time writing a novel. Not only would that actually be productive, he could probably write a pretty damn good one if he ironed out his contradictions.
And grew a brain
"the love bond" This is something you would expect to hear in a cartoon for 5 year olds.
You know what I find to be even more sad? The fact that I kinda like the animation style and his voice in how he explains stuff (his voice just sounds relaxed enough to not overwhelm but energetic enough to make it easy to listen to and absorb information). The stuff he "explains" are shit but if he actually tried doing videos that were (actually) scientifically accurate to explain scientific concepts or certain things that are based in reality they could potentially be pretty entertaining and informative. I would totally watch that but unfortunately he does not use these assets of his for good but rather has let it go to waste and used them to misinform and mislead people :( The biggest problem I think is that he has this stubborn assumption that he is right by default and is good just trying to inform all the poor people around him so he is unlikely to change his ways (at least anytime soon). If what he said in his response video was what he actually felt like I think he may be slightly open to thinking and questioning but it still isn't fully open yet and is gonna take a lot more chipping away to get through that armor of presupposition/self-righteousness confused for humbleness. I like his little characters and calm voice but dammit the stuff he tries to push is just idiotic and nonsensical DX
I find strange that Jordan's voice sounds like that of Extra Credits guy.
+Amanda just search it and listen for a moment
+Głupi Śmieć HOLY CRAP HE DOES! O_O That is really weird. Do you think Jordon works part time for another channel or what? lol Wonder if they are aware of each other.
+Amanda
Like science explained with cute graphics? Check out Kurzgesagt.
+Amanda Aspects of both voices as they appear in their respective videos make me think that they're using software to modify the way their voices sound, to some degree, and they sound similar due to doing that in the same way. I'd describe it as high-pitched and unnaturally rough around the edges, as if there's some autotuning going on. However, this seems a lot more apparent in Extra Credits than Spirit Science. Jordan might actually be naturally high pitched.
This whole "history" seems to be pieced together from different places:
The Martian war is from Edgar Rice Burroughs' "A Princess of Mars".
The Martian cataclysm and travel to Earth seems to be from some sci-fi movie called "Mission to Mars" or something I saw a few years ago. The characters discovered that the Martians seeded Earthly life.
The 13,000-year-ago polar shift is from Mayan Bak'tun cycles.
As Martymer said, the body spirits are from scientology.
The secret technology is from Stargate SG-1, and the technology being burried by ancient humans is from Fringe.
I mean, I doubt he actually took these from those places (except the Mayan one, since that's some nice pseudo-history), but it only proves the absurdity.
Jordan got most of his info from the Flower of Life book by Drunvelo Malchizedek (however is that pronounced) ... if you read it you will see it contains basically the same info... so at best Jordan was just involuntarily misinforming... as he didn't come up with the info himself. But yeah... maybe Drunvelo got inspired from those sources Idk...
caramida9 He wasn't involuntarily misinformed. He was willfully misinformed. If you take information in and don't check it's accuracy then you are willfully ignorant.
"The Hidden Human History Movie" would make for an interesting CinemaSins video
Someone else thought similar it seems! :)
ruclips.net/video/tS9Qle1cSl0/видео.html
I think when he was a child a bookshelf of conspiracy novels fell over his head from the third floor.
he was bitten by a radioactive Von Däniken book and became New Age Nonsense Man
Not even two minutes into the video and I have a headache from repeated facepalms. This is one reason I encourage people to get out and travel if they can do so. Even a tourist trip to Giza would let you know that people KNOW how the pyraminds were built. It was complicated it was laboreous but it is not unknown. We can build far better pyramids today there just isn't a need for them. Last it takes way less than 50 men to move 2.5 tons, Metric or US.
I hear that old "impossible to move" canard about far too many sites and buildings, so here's a handy refutation which covers all of these claims:
The "Thunder Stone" is in St Petersburg. It weighed about 1600 tonnes when it was first moved - it was sculpted en route - and is, by far, the largest stone ever moved by men. This was done in the late seventeenth century. This is before the invention of what those cunts claim are the necessary technological advances to move them, but recent enough that the transport is pretty well-documented. Put simply, capstans.
If this stone was moved by nothing more than ingenuity and muscle power, then no other stone or structure is a mystery, because every fucking one of them is smaller than this one.
Steal this example and paste it wherever the cretins don't want you to paste it.
Between history and physics(cosmology in particular) this guy , Jordan, has managed to defecate all over my two passions. Akhenaten was *not* the first Pharaoh, he wasn't even old kingdom, he was 18th dynasty, for crying out loud. He tried to place the Aten, or sun disc, as supreme deity, and the only god to be worshiped, even ordering iconography of other gods to be removed. Though he did claim celestial visitation, and divine heritage(what god-king Pharaoh *didn't*, eh?), there is reason to suspect his actions were in an attempt to consolidate power in Egypt in the hands of Pharaoh, and remove power from the priest caste, especially the powerful priests of Amun Ra, the sun god(yes, there was a sun god and a sun disc god, lol).
Interestingly, Akhenaten was the father of arguably the most famous of all Pharaohs, Tutankhaten, who later changed his name to Tutankhamun, after his father died(likely murdered by the priests he sought to oppose) as worship of Amun Ra was restored, and Egyptian society restored to the status quo. Akhenaten also moved the capitol away from Thebes and built a new one, Amarna( called Akhetaten), and raised his wife, Nefertiti, to full on divinity. All in all one of the most fascinating figures in history, imo.
*edited to add the original name of el-Amarna, Akhetaten, which I had forgotten to include =)
He would have been more believable if he tried to put Hathor or Sekhmet in there--somehow...somewhere?
Jordan leaves me confused.
Wasn't it about that time the term "pharaoh" (which I think had previously meant the palace) came to be applied to the king? I don't think it was Akhenaten himself, but it was within a century or two...
IoEstasCedonta Now that you mention it, you're absolutely right, it wasnt Akhenaten, but it happened about a century ealier, around 1479-1425 BC. Akenhatwn died around 1334-36 BC. I love when people know their history(so many people today just don't care, and in my home USA, most are ignorant of even the history of our republic), you put a smile on my face =)
munstrumridcully yeah history is important, I dont know a lot of it myself, but I have a huge respect for those who take time to study ,
Why does this guff remind me of Scientologist guff?
Jordan's narrative of history deserves only one response, really.
"Cool story, bro."
Brandon Pilcher What about "it's still a better love story than Twilight?" I mean apparently Mary and Joseph just made Jesus in another dimension...
It's not even cool.
I take it this Spirit Science guy has never heard of the brilliant recent hypothesis from the French architect, Jean-Pierre Houdin's, which(based on 3d modelling and observation )posits that the Grand Gallery was a counterweight system for moving those enormous blocks, IMO, it fits observable data far better than either an internal or external ramp model. I brought this up to some other new ager, whose channel slogan was something like "never dismiss idea out of hand", something along the lines of be open to new evidence and ideas, yet utterly dismissed the counterweight hypothesis, out of hand, seemingly because it wasn't supernatural/mysterious enough. Ironic, eh?
That anecdote is quite revealing. New age people WANT to believe this shit because it makes them feel special. Honestly that's the only explanation I see to the obscene popularity of Spirit science's channel.
Lol I was waiting for the Nostalgia Critic reference.
The thing that's pissing me off the most about Spirit Science is that he doesn't seem to realize how fringe his ideas are. He describes everything in such a matter-of-fact fashion, that it doesn't seem like he realizes how crazy it sounds to everyone else.
I've been re-listening to this whole series, and I wanted to tell you how much I admire your bravery and your tenacity, a well as your brain's resilience to sudden cases of Patchman-Induced aneurisms.
This “history” movie is the definition of r/thathappened
'ever heard of an invention called a ramp?' lol. I chortled a little at that one.
I love that word. O frabjous day, callooh! callay! he chortled in his joy
***** are you stalking my viewing history?!
I do follow you on twitter, you know.
***** and that's not enough so now you have to stalk my viewing history too?!
*calls Rebitcha Twatson up*
Guys, don't do that
Great response video. This is the most nonsense thing I've ever heard.
Holy shit, I didn't expect to see you here, of all people! Have you seen the origins of the "Emerald tablets of Thoth the atlantean"? I tried my best to research it, but all I can track it down to are what are basically new age cults, with high monthly membership fees and strict vows of secrecy amongst it's members. Clearly up to no good I'd say, which was more than enough (if first impressions weren't enough somehow) for me to see how ridiculous this Spirit "Science" thing is.
I've been watching a lot of Anime shortly before this...
I'm only halfway through and there's already as much crazy as Evangelion, Aquarion, Macross Protoculture stuff, and a couple more anime combined.
You could probably make a crazy crossover JRPG out of this...
Hell, this is essentially a less coherent version of Kingdom Hearts.
then Cthulu came along and said some mistic crap and eat everything.
I really have no Idea how people take this shit seriously and believe it, and more so, how they do not see how compelling your debunking videos are. I think you could do a better job though. By your constant "you idiot" and "that is stupid", it immediately turns them off and so they proceed to brush off everything you say. I know it is hard to not freak out out of stupidity when watching and responding to these, but I feel if you were less insulting then maybe people would listen.
Well, to be fair, Martymer isn't so much trying to win a debate as much as he's trying to debunk shit that people are already aware are stupid, and do so in a fashion that is entertaining for his audience. His content isn't *for* the SS people. Otherwise, he'd be trying as hard as he could to explain why every single wrong statement that Jordan has made IS wrong and in a way that is extremely kind and undeniable.
Anase Skyrider I wouldn't bother making a video for the SS people, I'd just leave them be and hope they all die from stupid.
Damian Freeman Heh... Reminds me of the faith healing types.
"God will save my child" **three weeks later** "God has a plan for my child in heaven"
They'll all kill themselves and their off-spring... Pretty tragic, though.
Lost it at the Starcraft joke.
+Tuvia Dulin Grinding is a useful endeavor now matter the game. ;)
and i thought it was a WoW joke... XD
When I first watched the history movie I almost fell for it
But then I went back to watch it and I realized something
*THIS IS TOTAL HORSE SHIT*
wait... you almost bought his snake oil?
Also, that depends on where you start on the Greek timeline. There were, before the Mycenaeans, a society called the Minoans who lived on Crete, and though the Mycenaeans are kind of "the ancient Greece of ancient Greece" (i.e. they're the guys Homer wrote about at the tail end of Greece's Dark Age), the Minoans were way older than the Mycenaeans. We don't know much about them, though, because we can't decipher their writing yet, but we do know they had a thing about fighting bulls. There are painted walls all over their ruins with images of dudes doing front-flips over the backs of bulls: it's really interesting stuff. But then that's also where you get the myth about Minos and his wife sleeping with a bull, creating the Minotaur (literally "Minos' Bull", which, in the myth, he saw as a HUGE insult, which is why he traps the thing in his labyrinth). We also don't know what happened to the Minoans, but it's speculated that some huge natural disaster wiped out their civilization.
This guy is batshit crazy.
What I really cannot understand is how there can be people swallowing this crap.
they need to believe something. i mean we all do
Nate Rojas We certainly do not need to believe utter rubbish. We should believe what we understand is not at odds with reality.
Nate Rojas we all need to believe in something? what the heck are you talking about?
Yes we do. I mean this in a way like we all need to have something to fall back on like a default. For many it is god for many others it is reason or democracy (many other things it could be). Does that makes sense?
Nate Rojas No, it does not.
What you are suggesting is that truth and reality have no value. Moreover you imply that there is no moral issue for anyone to delude others for personal gain as long as these think it “feels right”. You are also not considering that a spirituality that is based on nothing tangible and on easily falsifiable assertions is inherently fragile and is likely to collapse on itself once you open your mind to reality.
If then you’d like to defend this state of mind on a teleological basis you are even worse off: rejecting reality cannot and will not foster progress but regression, both morally and technologically.
So if you think that deluding yourself with fairytales to feel better “makes sense” you are spitting on all the people that devoted their life to improve our understanding while glorifying the work of charlatans and quackery.
I aactually like the video because it sounds like a fantasy world this story is set in.
Who's watching this in 2019 also is it just me or does Jordan have a lisp.
1. Go on google earth.
2. Go to the top where you see the little planet symbol which looks like saturn.
3. Select 'Mars' from the drop-down menu.
4. Enter these co-ordinates-
40°23'49.08"N
09°32'12.45"W
5. Gaze in awe and wonder at the mighty 'pyramids'.
6. Laugh at spirit science for his use of outdated, low-res photographs and his general penchant for being an idiot.
The bit in the video where SS says that the mounds and whatnot are pyramids is at ~6:15.
Also, SS has labelled the mounds at co-ordinates-
40°34'19.31"N
09°53'20.94"W
as a city.
such fortress
wow
40°39'59.93"N
09°45'26.13"W
Oh and if you really wanna see how dumb it is, zoom in to about an eye elevation of 1.75km and use the little circle in the top right (it says _"click to look around"_ when you mouse over it) to view the mesas from an angle to get a better idea of their shape.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Holy Crap. This Jordan guy is awesome. His stuff is like a Spiritualist/occult/ New Age bullshit greatest hits medley from the last 150 years, with a smattering of Mormonism and Dianetics thrown in.
lol more than a "smattering" of L. Ron Hubbard.....
Well are there any interesting “New Age” or otherwise kind of theories that you can get on? It’s hard to say when there are som things we don’t know and there’s bullshitters on the sidelines trying to get attention with class or badly researched imformation.
Im so gonna do homebrew setting based on this
I fell for this video and tried to present it to my history teacher, that was his first and only year teaching at our school. Thanks Jordan.
5:00 This was a golden opportunity to make a Mel Brooks reference... Jews in space, yo.