Funny you say that, I just saw a rerun of an old Cops episode where a woman flagged down the cops to say she just paid $20 for crack and they gave her a chunk of broken drywall instead.
“How much pain did Melody want to inflict? They were already getting married.” Another good one, Doc. Love your delivery, unexpected burst of laughter during a murder-for-hire story. Thank you for that.
I’ll never understand how people can believe that a dark web site is credible enough to order a hit on someone like they’re ordering a custom knitted sweater from Etsy. Maybe I am just too paranoid and suspicious of anything on the internet…ESPECIALLY THE DARK WEB!!!!
Real hitmen are typically just losers who own their drug dealer $650 and need a quick way to pay it off. Either that or a government agency or official.
Like many others here. not only do I enjoy the analysis of the material, but the jokes are the icing on the cake. Just dry and sarcastic enough to make me laugh to myself and shake my head.
I hope Dr. Grande is doing okay, 2 videos a day, this man can't be sleeping a healthy amount. And the hours he's awake is sifting through the worst of humanity. But man do I appreciate the daily video I watch on my way to work and the video I look forward to at the end of the day
Very unusual that a single person creates this amount of content himself though. Lot’s of work involved with research and scriptwriting. Many content creators actually have a dedicated production team.
Dr. Grande - As for David, I believe that, in his wisdom, he perceived the "dark side" of Melody early on. Fortunately, he and Jennifer escaped tragedy. 👍💜🌵
How do you pump out so much awesome content? It’s gotta take a lot of research and time to distill it down. I love your dry sarcastic clever jabs. Never disappoints.
I mean you get what you pay for. I remember this one time I was trying to pull of a high level assassination plot with a couple of homeless guys I recruited in the Walmart parking lot. Maaaaan.... you wouldn't believe it, but NUTHIN went right. Sheesh, those guys had a terrible work ethic.
It's true, you do get what you pay for, that's why I went with the most expensive boutique hitman agency on the dark web. You do have to pay extra for some things though, like a first class seat for them to fly from Nigeria. But it's worth it, I can sleep peacefully now ... oh wait, there's some nice policemen at the door, I wonder what they want.
Yes his humour is sometimes subtle. I have him playing in the background while I do a few jobs & I'm sure I miss a few of his little 'funnies'. Those I do manage to catch, I quite enjoy.
Wow! 'Add to cart' murders. What a nightmare. Somehow it also has a humorous side in this case. For sure hiring a hit man over the internet motivated by jealousy is overkill. Glad she got caught!
It’s hard to believe a jilted lover would go to such great lengths in her desires to cause harm. I was surprised at how wholesome Melody looked, could have fooled me.
Hell hath no fury etc but whatever happened to "plenty of other fish in the sea?" How can anyone's ego get so out of control they think killing another person is justified because of romantic rejection? Had a giggle at the sly dig linking marriage and inevitable pain lol thank you so much for the video. 😊
Cause sometimes in life people only have one person who truly loves them. Yea there’s a lot of fish in the sea but it doesn’t mean everyone is gonna get a fish.
Crimes like revenge for romantic rejection or a relationship not working out, speak to mental illness which likely was why the relationship didn’t work to begin with.
I assumed this video had hit it’s comedic peak with the “Already getting married/how much more pain?” line! then from out of nowhere, you perfectly execute, the “killing grammar” line. Once more you have a done yourself.
Only up to ten years for potentially causing someone to be killed? Imagine how scared these people will be when she gets 5 years and is out in 3 or something. She obviously won’t stop and now she will meet other smarter criminals in prison. Some people won’t ever stop.
Lmao omg I mean actual killers get fucking ten years or less! I'm more scared of that. This lady is a dolt, I doubt she will ever to try shit again. She's probably gonna be totally bullied in prison and "scared straight". Child abusers literally get less time, that's what's so terrifying...
What? Did you actually watch this? He was not even with the wife when he knew Melody. He met and married Jennifer when he moved away. Also, there is no indication that Melody and David were ever romantically involved, just hiking buddies. Melody is the jealous nutcase. Don't make this David's fault. He and Jennifer did nothing. Melody was just jealous. Try to watch properly before making comments with opinions that blame the wrong people. You can be doing damage to the reputation of someone who did nothing wrong.
I prefer dogs to humans. That said, I can't even kill a fly. When Pamela Smart ordered her teenage lover to kill her husband she made sure her dog was in the basement so he would not witness the murder!
The world is full of misanthropists who see themselves as morally superior humans for hating their own species. It has actually become very trendy these days. "I love animals more than people, I'm sooo special ..."
It's hard to believe that somebody could be as naive as this and go online looking for killer.😂 wow. Thank you Dr.Grande for the great upload, never been so early.
Just had to comment on your ability to make me laugh out loud, again.😂 My father used to start his day with Reader’s Digest; Laughter, the best medicine, and your videos are my equivalent. Thanks for another well executed video.
Greed is so much stronger than fear. She felt betrayed because she felt entitled to this man. She probably thought she had hit the jack pot with the guy and seeing him vanish before her eyes and her jack pot going to another candidate made her extremely angry.
Hello from Melbourne Australia, Mate the one about getting married is enough pain , so good that after the third time l could focus on the case to the finish. Thanks, Doctor, always appreciate your analysis and quality videos. Did you hear they have replaced the music from "Here Comes the Bride" to "Another one bites the Dust", by Queen.
it would be great as a part of your analysis to break down psychological what happens to people who are seemingly normal that do these things. The beginning of harmful, and obsessive thinking. What is the profile of this type of stalking?
I like Dr. Grande and the videos speculating on what might have happened in situations like this 😊 but sometimes the content is depressing. I would like to see more content with a positive outcome 🙏🏽
do you teach? I'm getting my NP in psychiatry and I think you would be a fantastic teacher. you have a very analytical mind and you're sarcasm is funny. Having a sense of humor is necessary when dealing with such dark topics. For me, the sarcasm enables me to stomach some of the information
Hey Dr. Grande I saw someone post in the comments section somewhere a request for you to do the Alexee Trevizo case, so I looked it up and now I’m requesting it too. Keep up the good work!
I can’t imagine the things like dark web you described. Guess I’m too naive in my older age, not conceivable to an old guy. The internet is sometimes weird. Enjoy these crime mystery stories.
Dr Grande your deadpan jokes about the misery of marriage are so hilarious! Your wife is definitely a good sport. 😂 . My husband and I will celebrate our 28th year of misery together this fall. 😉😂
I can only imagine her shock upon finding out something so seemingly reputable as “The online killers market” turned out to be fraudulent.
🤣🤣
Rent a killer! Or the budget subsidiary, Lease a Bully.
@@TentinQuarantino_pro bono
Yeah, for the money paid surprised she didn't go to the police and complained about being ripped off and the hit is always delayed
You get a free Nigerian prince with ever murder. This month only!
At this point you should just assume any "hitmen" on the internet are just undercover cops.
Do something yourself to get it done. Shake my head.
Exactly!
Or just scammers wanting money
It's not just hit men, clean attractive prostitutes are also Undercover. Genuine illegal services are tough to come by.
Now you tell me! ... I wonder if the "hitman," I mean police, will give me my deposit back?
All those poor people who thought they were buying a murder or a face aciding when they were just being scammed. So sad.
Lol
Wonder if they get sent fake photos of the job being done ?
It’s hardly sad
Wait you mean the gift card I bought from there is worthless? damn it what a swiz. 😂
Even the “Online Killers market” is fake.. what has our world come to?
The question is, was it immoral or very moral for the people behind it to steal money like that lmao
@@bundevsawhney7578 lol, great point ☺️
Funny you say that, I just saw a rerun of an old Cops episode where a woman flagged down the cops to say she just paid $20 for crack and they gave her a chunk of broken drywall instead.
If you can’t trust an online killer you paid for with Bitcoin what CAN you trust 😂😂😂?
@@bundevsawhney7578 hmm paradox...
If she would have only put all that effort into finding another man, she might not be looking at other women in jail.
To her, there was no other man.
@@sr2291 Agreed. I was speaking theoretically.
She was married to someone.
@@Ann-sj4pt Really? I missed that part. I didn't think it could get worse.
@@KimberlyLetsGo it was at the beginning,unless i misheard ♥️
“The couple was already getting married, how much pain did she want to inflict?”
Prime Roast 👏🏼😂
That was golden!! 😅
Top line there. Many a couple has found that out.
Aw! Come on! Marriage ain't so terrible! All you have to do is find the right person! Oh wait....
He went yard with that.
Loooool he is a wizard
Flying J has always taken a tough stand against murder-for-hire and their bathrooms are clean too. Highly recommend.
Their strong stand against murder-for-hire is pretty important to me
“How much pain did Melody want to inflict? They were already getting married.” Another good one, Doc. Love your delivery, unexpected burst of laughter during a murder-for-hire story. Thank you for that.
You're morbid
Marriage is fantastic. Kinda sad so many people think otherwise.
@@tylerjeb7888 I completely agree, but I still love Doc's jokes.
@@tylerjeb7888
For those who can do it.
I laughed too hard and fsr too long at that😂
I’ll never understand how people can believe that a dark web site is credible enough to order a hit on someone like they’re ordering a custom knitted sweater from Etsy. Maybe I am just too paranoid and suspicious of anything on the internet…ESPECIALLY THE DARK WEB!!!!
she wasnt on the dark web lmao. she was just on the idiot web.
Real hitmen are typically just losers who own their drug dealer $650 and need a quick way to pay it off. Either that or a government agency or official.
Use a VPN.
I dont even know where the dark web IS 😂
You just need to know how to navigate the dark web anonymously and you can hit away!💀
Dr. Grande, your dry humor is absolutely amazing. Thanks for covering these tough topics and managing to inject a little bit of personality into them.
His sense of humor is the main reason I watch these videos.😂😂😂
Just when you think people can't get any dumber, this woman comes along.
And totally redeems herself?
Love your work.
@@internziko What?
@@NeUrOmAnCeRAI Thank you! I do what I can. 😉
I know one like that
What a fool. He violated the very first rule of dating, never date an environmental compliance specialist named Melody.
Like many others here. not only do I enjoy the analysis of the material, but the jokes are the icing on the cake. Just dry and sarcastic enough to make me laugh to myself and shake my head.
Yes! Just right! 💎🎯
In the current year, listening to a rational person is a real treat.
And rare!
Karen wanted to speak to the hitman's manager
I hope Dr. Grande is doing okay, 2 videos a day, this man can't be sleeping a healthy amount. And the hours he's awake is sifting through the worst of humanity. But man do I appreciate the daily video I watch on my way to work and the video I look forward to at the end of the day
I suspect he’s a replicant 😊
Pretty sure he'll never exhaust the lunatics and narcissists on the net, so he'll keep 'em coming for a good long while.
He makes a 10-minute video and there isn't a lot of production value. I'd say he has it pretty easy
@@truescotsman4103 you do it then.
Very unusual that a single person creates this amount of content himself though. Lot’s of work involved with research and scriptwriting. Many content creators actually have a dedicated production team.
The assassin doubles as a Nigerian prince during the day, just to make ends meet.
Dr. Grande - As for David, I believe that, in his wisdom, he perceived the "dark side" of Melody early on. Fortunately, he and Jennifer escaped tragedy. 👍💜🌵
I was thinking the exact same thing. When Melody started stalking Jennifer and David, he already had her in his rear view mirror. So creepy.
Have none of these people ever heard the saying, ‘if you love something, set it free’?
How do you pump out so much awesome content? It’s gotta take a lot of research and time to distill it down. I love your dry sarcastic clever jabs. Never disappoints.
Yesss 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I mean you get what you pay for. I remember this one time I was trying to pull of a high level assassination plot with a couple of homeless guys I recruited in the Walmart parking lot. Maaaaan.... you wouldn't believe it, but NUTHIN went right. Sheesh, those guys had a terrible work ethic.
And not just work ethic, try finding some with decent ethics! 😂😂
If it had been a Targé parking lot you might gave found a reliable LBGTQAellemenopee.😅
· Thom Curry
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NoBoDy wAnTs tO wOrK aNyMoRe
It's true, you do get what you pay for, that's why I went with the most expensive boutique hitman agency on the dark web. You do have to pay extra for some things though, like a first class seat for them to fly from Nigeria. But it's worth it, I can sleep peacefully now ... oh wait, there's some nice policemen at the door, I wonder what they want.
"This seems particularly sadistic. Considering the couple was already getting married." LOL
How do people think that they can get away this stuff?!?!
Better question: how many people have got away with this stuff?
libs don’t live in reality
@@brendamertes9472 I've heard of almost no murders that were done by hitmen, whether the hiring person got caught or not, so not many.
As always, well done, Dr. Grande! Thank you for both analysis and good humor.
Yes his humour is sometimes subtle. I have him playing in the background while I do a few jobs & I'm sure I miss a few of his little 'funnies'. Those I do manage to catch, I quite enjoy.
At those prices you’d be crazy not to have somebody killed.
Wow! 'Add to cart' murders. What a nightmare. Somehow it also has a humorous side in this case. For sure hiring a hit man over the internet motivated by jealousy is overkill. Glad she got caught!
Wonder if they provide free delivery.
"overkill" ha ha good pun
@@nhmooytis7058 LOL! ;)
I'll add this to my cart, but then I'll check other listings to see if I can get a better deal. 😉
I’ve often considered what it would be like to be beautiful and intolerably stupid or insane. This story answers my questions.
It’s hard to believe a jilted lover would go to such great lengths in her desires to cause harm. I was surprised at how wholesome Melody looked, could have fooled me.
She looked like she could do better than him
@@TheodoreRizzo Maybe the whole “Kill people who don’t give you what you want” made that difficult.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
@@Pacamamma And Don't judge a song by its covers, lest you be judged by your karaoke audience. ~1st Judges 1:21 ~
Good looking women always fall for ugly men.
Hell hath no fury etc but whatever happened to "plenty of other fish in the sea?"
How can anyone's ego get so out of control they think killing another person is justified because of romantic rejection?
Had a giggle at the sly dig linking marriage and inevitable pain lol thank you so much for the video. 😊
Or in her case "Elk in the forest"
Cause sometimes in life people only have one person who truly loves them. Yea there’s a lot of fish in the sea but it doesn’t mean everyone is gonna get a fish.
The best storyteller in history: dr. Grande 😊
Crimes like revenge for romantic rejection or a relationship not working out, speak to mental illness which likely was why the relationship didn’t work to begin with.
Ah...Another fantastic video to close out my day. Always needed, always enjoyed. Much thanks Doc
I assumed this video had hit it’s comedic peak with the “Already getting married/how much more pain?” line! then from out of nowhere, you perfectly execute, the “killing grammar” line. Once more you have a done yourself.
Only up to ten years for potentially causing someone to be killed?
Imagine how scared these people will be when she gets 5 years and is out in 3 or something. She obviously won’t stop and now she will meet other smarter criminals in prison. Some people won’t ever stop.
Lmao omg I mean actual killers get fucking ten years or less! I'm more scared of that. This lady is a dolt, I doubt she will ever to try shit again. She's probably gonna be totally bullied in prison and "scared straight". Child abusers literally get less time, that's what's so terrifying...
Makes you wonder how many people you know would have someone killed if they wanted to, knew where to find a real hitman and could afford it...
Not me. I’m into DIY😂
...and deluded enough to imagine getting away with it.
Me. But to be fair he's an awful person by any standards.
@@aldranzam3456 sure he was, the man's always an "awful one". Who hurt you
The OKM business model was similar to nursing referral agencies I have worked for-minus the murder part
Not always minus murder...watch more true crime 😅
😂
How did melody gain access to the data on Jennifer and Davids fitness tracking devices?
Maybe she and David used to share data when they were climbing buddies?
Nothing like a bedtime story from Dr. Grande!
totally agree!
Ya hu? You said it! 💯
I work midnight shift so I often start my "mornings" with one of his stories.
HaaA 😂
Sleep tight Dynamite 🧨
Me too
We appreciate your dedication and hard work. God bless you.
You don't just order a killing online.
Always check with the families of some of the victims and be sure they are unhappy with the work that was done.
😂😂😂😂
“Dirty deeds done dirt cheap”.
Imagine the wife surprise that not only was her husband cheating but his infidelity opened the door to a possible hit on her life.
What? Did you actually watch this? He was not even with the wife when he knew Melody. He met and married Jennifer when he moved away. Also, there is no indication that Melody and David were ever romantically involved, just hiking buddies. Melody is the jealous nutcase. Don't make this David's fault. He and Jennifer did nothing. Melody was just jealous. Try to watch properly before making comments with opinions that blame the wrong people. You can be doing damage to the reputation of someone who did nothing wrong.
".... they have no trouble murdering grammar." I fell off my chair! 😂😂😂
The fact that she’s more concern of the dog than human is crazy.
Nope
Animals will always be cooler than humans! Animals As Leaders 🤘🏻
I prefer dogs to humans. That said, I can't even kill a fly. When Pamela Smart ordered her teenage lover to kill her husband she made sure her dog was in the basement so he would not witness the murder!
Done people are legitimately like that is a mental disorder of some kind.
The world is full of misanthropists who see themselves as morally superior humans for hating their own species. It has actually become very trendy these days. "I love animals more than people, I'm sooo special ..."
The humor was fantastic as usual! This story is so unbelievable that is actually comical.
Have a great day, Dr. Grande.❤
"He's already getting married, how much more pain do you want to inflict?" 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅
It's hard to believe that somebody could be as naive as this and go online looking for killer.😂 wow.
Thank you Dr.Grande for the great upload, never been so early.
People find dates online 😂😂😂
The "nice dogs" gag was extremely amusing. 😂
Great episode! Your ability to report these stories with a sense of humor is absolutely hilarious!
Thanks Dr. Grande!
I love the deadpan humor. Dr. Grande is a comedian at heart.
How nice of her giving the hitman information on the dogs so he wouldn't kill them
At 6:00 the dry sense of humor coming on strong!
Doc’s remarks about marriage make me think there’s trouble in paradise. I’m only SPECulating on what COULD be happening in a situation LIKE this.
Just had to comment on your ability to make me laugh out loud, again.😂 My father used to start his day with Reader’s Digest; Laughter, the best medicine, and your videos are my equivalent. Thanks for another well executed video.
Thanks!
“How much more pain did Melanie want to inflict?” Savage! lol.
Greed is so much stronger than fear. She felt betrayed because she felt entitled to this man. She probably thought she had hit the jack pot with the guy and seeing him vanish before her eyes and her jack pot going to another candidate made her extremely angry.
“ Yano what I hired an assassin today, and I didn’t break the bank!! “ *said cheerfully*
It's so sad. You just can't trust a hitman anymore. 😆
Oh my, scammers everywhere!
Your subtle, dry humor is priceless.
It's like Costco of murder. If you bundle 3 or more you get a 35 percent off😅😅😅😅😅😅
You can find a hitman in Detroit at church. I'm serious as cancer about that.
But you gotta act NOW!!! LOL
And you get a 10% discount between 8:00 and 9:00
Groupon
Dr. Grande's dry humor is priceless 😅
Hello 👋 good Dr. Grande 😊🎉
Melody, he’s just not into you! Thank you Dr. Grande for another fascinating video!
Hello from Melbourne Australia, Mate the one about getting married is enough pain , so good that after the third time l could focus on the case to the finish. Thanks, Doctor, always appreciate your analysis and quality videos. Did you hear they have replaced the music from "Here Comes the Bride" to "Another one bites the Dust", by Queen.
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lol you're killing it today Dr. Grande. I was also just looking at your Megan Markel videos and was cracking up.
it would be great as a part of your analysis to break down psychological what happens to people who are seemingly normal that do these things. The beginning of harmful, and obsessive thinking. What is the profile of this type of stalking?
"murdering grammar" 💥
Listening to my daily dose of Dr. Grande while making dinner. 💗
You've got a great formula, Dr Grande 🎉
1.3 million subs, congrats!! 👏
I like Dr. Grande and the videos speculating on what might have happened in situations like this 😊 but sometimes the content is depressing. I would like to see more content with a positive outcome 🙏🏽
"OKM doesn't seem to be able to be good at killing people, but they have no trouble murdering grammar." 😂
Hey Dr G. Im always here for your speculations
The jokes just keep coming in this one. Who would have thought murder-for-hire could be so hilarious?
The craziest thing about this story is that Dr. Grande has this information.
Good evening Dr Grande, love your dry sense of humor. As always I learn something new from your videos.
Have a wonderful evening.
Wow! Dr. G right on time.
I figured out that the best way to know which of your vids I’ve watched is to upvote them.
I'm honestly here for the deadpan humor.
I got distracted and probably missed a few zingers, this episode is packed.
THANKYOU Dr. Grande we learn so much about people and what not to do.😙
do you teach? I'm getting my NP in psychiatry and I think you would be a fantastic teacher. you have a very analytical mind and you're sarcasm is funny. Having a sense of humor is necessary when dealing with such dark topics. For me, the sarcasm enables me to stomach some of the information
Hey Dr. Grande I saw someone post in the comments section somewhere a request for you to do the Alexee Trevizo case, so I looked it up and now I’m requesting it too. Keep up the good work!
Dr Todd's delivery of sarcasm is fantastic.
What is the world coming to when you can’t even trust a hit man you find on the dark web?
I can’t imagine the things like dark web you described. Guess I’m too naive in my older age, not conceivable to an old guy. The internet is sometimes weird.
Enjoy these crime mystery stories.
SOMETIMES? 😅
Hello Dr. Grande❤️ Thank you for the new upload! Your videos are the best kind of Night cap!
Along with Enjoying Your Posts, Love the background decorations & beautiful colors!!!
I love you dr grande, you always get it right ❤❤❤
Breakfast story from Dr Grande. Good morning my time .
Love the stream. Also, a bit of advice for Melody. When shopping, never go with the lowest price of anything. You get what you pay for.
GRANDE TIME!!!
BEST PART OF THE DAY.....
EVERY DAY 🎉😊
People never cease to amaze me.
Great job. Absolutely crazy!
This is the only time I've been happy that someone was scammed.
And I wouldn't mind if the scammer kept the money; maybe sent yearly postcards from vacations.
Dr Grande your deadpan jokes about the misery of marriage are so hilarious! Your wife is definitely a good sport. 😂 . My husband and I will celebrate our 28th year of misery together this fall. 😉😂
You Are on fire 🔥 doc❣️❣️(love your theories with a tiny bit of satire) 😊interesting opinions 👏👏❣️T Y😊
Another spot in masterpiece 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I saw the title and thought Dr Grande will have a ball with this one