600Pt MESBG Battle Report: Khazad Dum VS Rivendell
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- Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025
- Sean takes on Tim V from Reapers in a 600pt batrep, to decide the generation long fued between elves and Dwarves.
will the elves be able to crack the wall of D7? or will the dwarvs hold against the charge of the elven Cavalry?
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Thanks for the games guys, always a blast rolling dice with the Noobs. The editing was top notch so well done to the super secret operator in the background. Looking forward to the next one!
Glad you enjoyed it timmy.
Super excited to get you and other reapers on the channel asap
-Sean
Editing is on point with this one gents, love the memes 😂
Great game too
Glad you could have a chuckle.
-Sean
Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu! Awesome battle, lots of fun and happy to see some Khazâd-Dum representation, since at least here evil is vs what´s most popular here. Funny do make some really funky looking moments, but that´s what makes the game shine. Great work mates, keep it up, cheers
Dat first round of heroic combats had me crying for you. Then triple 1 and 2 on boz man ouch
It was a painful day of dice rolling for me hahaha
-Sean
We need to see a hole load more khazad dwarfs on the channel 😊
Definitely be more on the channel in the future
-Sean
great games , thanks for all the effort putting this together
Glad you enjoyed it
-Sean
That first round of combat and the edits...... nice
Forget the game, is old mate Sean a fellow spurs fan? If so, my guy's rep has just got up!! Great vid, mates!
I'm a yid till I die brother.
-Sean
Great game :) love a huge might turn that bounces off - the dice can be fickle masters! :)
Sadistic Bastard, who "loves" that 😂
-Liam
Dwarf bases are lovely. Elven leopard print well, I've never seen it before and I doubt I'll see it again, fair play lol.
Boromir?! Filth! lol
Don't worry man you'll see them again and again.
Yeah Boz was a fun little addition.
-Sean
Great editing, top batrep
Anvil forgot about Durin getting +1 to wound against Elrond!! Could also have taken him off his horse instead of trying to wound the elf.
What's the fun in killing the horse hahaha.
I think in a game that wasn't just two mates throwing dice Timmy for sure would have taken out the horse.
-Sean
ahhh yes makes sense! I got too into it halfway into the vid and forgot it was all about fun. How nice of him to let you have more fun
So much fun!!! Great game guys!!!!
i screamed lord of the west reroll @8:54!
Nah sorry man, my 'lord of forgot all rules' overpowers lord of the west.
-Sean
@@NoobsandMen I think you just hate might tbh…
@@benjury8502 wanted to have some fun and be reckless
-Sean
Nice bat rep, a few things:
Lord of the west allows you to re-roll failed to wound too.
Durin has terror so you need to take a courage test to charge him.
Durin has the ‘ring of during’ to re-roll priority, ‘long beard’ is from Balin.
Rules and special abilities??
Never heard of them
-Sean
29:08 Rivendell is Broken. They had 9 models so their Break Point is 4.5. Because 5>4.5, Rivendell is Broken after 5 casualties (4 models on the board).
I had to do maths on the spot not my strong point hahahahaha.
I'm like Kevin from the office my maths need to involve food #cheflife
-Sean.
This was funny :D it sounded like someone who was trying to con them with a twisted explanation
It's the psychological side of the game 😂😂😂😂
-Sean
ive noticed that alot of batreps dont really reroll cocked dice? is that common in this system?
Depends on the players mate.
For the most part MESBG is super chill so if the dice is slightly cocked but a majority of a face is showing they go with that, but if the opponent asks for a reroll it'll usually get rerolled.
99% of MESBG player are just here for a good time and can't be arsed arguing over small things like 40k players
-Sean
Big sad you never used Elronds Lord of the west rule 🤕. Also if I am not mistaken the dwarf was prone at 12:00 from wrath of bruinen so should have not striked against the knight? Great game though
My 'lord of forgotten special rules' overrules 'lord of the west'
-Sean
I think Elrond’s heroic combat you forgot about his lord of the west re roll?
I sure did.
Elrond my be Lord of the west but I'm Lord of forgetting rules which over powers Lord of the west
-Sean
Would have mattered in both duel and to wound haha
great battle report!!!
Fun report guys, well presented.
I will say as someone who seems to solely play Elves, you have to remember you're paying for everything on the model. This also means not having a 50/50 chance to win a fight against a model that cost a lot less than yours. That's a bad exchange and you can't afford to do that.
So by taking Knights and not skirmishing with the bows, you're essentially coming into the battle with a disadvantage on points. You kind of have to make that work for you, and not necessarily by killing but by using bow-fire to manipulate the engagement to your liking, if that makes sense. I think between Elrond and the twins you have more than enough might at that point, you don't need Boromir and I'd say you'd be better off with a Knight Captain for march (Plus he kills really easily, S4 with plus 1 to wound with his lance...!) maybe taking Gandalf the Grey would be better. Then you can blinding light/protect your dudes and pull all kind of nasty shenanigans and charge when it suits you.
Watching the might go to kill single models was pretty painful - would you do it again? I think without a banner (and forgetting Lord of the West), you probably needed it to win duels and strike.
What would you do differently? In all things, list, strategy etc?
Yeah man there is no way in hell I would run this list to a game where I was being any sort of competitive. I would have made sure to remember my rules Aswell I would have played totally differently, kiting for example would be play number one, but for a beer and pretzels match between mates I didn't wanna kite the whole game, that would have been boring for not only myself and Tim but the viewers.
Boz was only an addition cause I plan to use him with knights at a higher points value. I had painted him up recently and I didn't have the extra knights to make a proper 600pt list but still wanted to use him.
The mass spending of might hurt me as it did you haha but you can't tell me it was a fucking laugh.
Most batreps are where I do silly things and take my foot of the pedal, I wanna have laughs with mates and not stress about a hobby that should be fun.
I leave that for shit for tournaments and competitive match ups.
-Sean
@@NoobsandMen Sound lad - looking forward to seeing more of your Knights.
WOWWWW WHO PAINTED THEM ELVES 😜
Commenting on his own video to boost engagement, look at this desperate fuck 😅
-Liam
I need the serotonin hit more and more these days
-Sean
@@NoobsandMen Try shrooms. Likely won't help, but it will be a good story to tell strangers that mysteriously share your name online.
-Sean
I loved it when they got taken off the table :P
Brutal😂
Sean still waiting for the tutorial, your Rivendell Knights are the best xD
Takes me about 10years to paint one hahaha, I need to build up the courage to start painting another 😂
-Sean
Weren't there a few times Boromir could have blown his horn and potentially auto won combats? Either way great game!
Yeah man, I've been playing boromir for years but always forget the horn ahhaha
-Sean
Blue Horses and Leopard print?! Just why? Looking at these Rivendell Knights makes me want to gauge my eyes out. The worst part about it is that the painter knows how to paint. . . For the love of god I hope it's a tactical decision, trying to get under the skin of your enemy. ^^
Hahahahahahahaha gottem
my man i think you forgot to use the lord of the west rule for elrond
But see I have the special rule 'lord of forgetting his own rules' which overrides 'lord of the west'
-Sean
you forgot elronds "lord of the west" in the first round , might have saved you might and might have been a successful heroic combat
Yeah but my personal special rule of 'Lord of forgetting rules' over powers 'Lord of the west'.
Yeah if only I had remembered it a few times something's may have been different. Ah well it happens.
-Sean
@@NoobsandMen Haha yes probably also you guys forgot the twins special rule where he gets S5 and D5 because he has to chase down his brother's killer, but great game as always and super entertaining through your meme-editing , love it looking forward to the next one cheers!
Here at Noobs we aim for entertainment over being nitpicking with rules so if we forget stuff it's not the end of the world to us.
Tho tournaments oh boy we are different people 😂
-Sean
@@NoobsandMen ah well that's nice to hear , please keep up the content it always makes my day 🤣🤣👍🏿
Glad we can put a smile on your face mate.
-Sean
Rivendell seem not very strong
Rivendell is incredibly powerful when played right.
I didn't play the army correctly.
Have a look at the rivendell vs feifdoms batrep, I played them properly in that video
-Sean