when a non-female acquires it, it resets Bites The Dust style, to the original owner, and they must give the book away without revealing thier identity.
@@nameymcnameface6657 When a non-female aquires it the book actually turns into a random copy of a Tom Clancy novel, and the original author of the book, mind fogging over, proceeds to rewrite the book perfectly, before dropping it off at a Barnes and Noble to be found by its next victim. The author will not remember this happening. They are not an author. They are a host.
imagine the author is just sitting in her living room sipping lager and playing chess thinking about how nice her seat mate was on that one flight and then this gets sent to her
@TANG WEI SHUN - What cab driver would accept driving a five year old without adult companion to his psychiatrist? Even if kid payed him 100 bucks, no one sane would do it.
I see it more as the mom having an active relationship and her children's lives instead of just giving them to a nanny for her to raise them. Like working after they start getting older is a good thing but while they're younger is good to make a connection with them and be the one that they rely on
Tradcon Cutie Well then, if having it’s his children having an ‘active relationship’ with a parent is so important to him, why the hell is it his wife that will need to say to stay home with the children?
"when THIS girl cries on the sidewalk in her pajamas, she gets a new phone AND and a new man, but when i do it im "a public nuisance" and "making everyone uncomfortable"" ok but this is a MOOD tbt my multiple mental breakdowns that i had to take outside because i dont want anyone else in this apartment knowing abt them-
This feels like the author and her friends were chilling out making fun of rom coms and her friend said bet u cant write a crazier rom com. She wrote exes and oh sss. They had a good laugh and as a joke they sent it to a publisher and then it got published
Dude.....carole doesn't get enough credit. She literally just gave away her book to a random girl sitting next to her just cause she asked for it? What a great woman
@@nnt9498 yeah obviously, but the point is that the guy’s logic doesn’t make sense since he thinks it MUST be the woman who stays at home, when the man could as well.
yes exactly! like there are other considerations but when you say "raise them yourself" I took that to mean you the guy as well, otherwise he really meant "let his wife raise them"
The guy: I just want a woman that stays home with the kids, because if you have kids you should stay home and raise them yourself. Cindy: Yikes Me: yikes The main character: yikes The waitress: yikes My doctor: yikes My mom: yikes Carol from the plane: yikes The rest of the world in unison: Y I K E S
Oh no, a man values having a wife that has the same priority of her being home with the kids as he does, and mentions it so that the woman he's trying to date can be on the same so they can decide if they have that same priority, and if not so that they don't linger dating someone that's not compatible. How TERRIBLE.
I like to imagine Carol watched this and was by turns offended and pleased with your commentary. Carol in the first five minutes: My name is Karen. I told her my name Karen. Karen watching the rest: Honestly why do you think I gave you my book for free. Of course it was trash. In fact that's where I found it...
This entire story sounds like a complicated story my friend would tell me about people who neither of us know personally, but its just like drama that she's heard about.
If ur looking for more crack to read, I recommend read “Abraham Lincoln: a life” by tony wolk. it’s a time travel romance where Lincoln time travels to the 50s and falls in love with a random girl on the street. It’s as bizarre as it sounds
"Like when you want to go to Cirque Du Soleil but you can only afford the dollar store" is the most on-point description of Curlz MT I have ever heard.
this is THE MOST RANDOM BOOK like the best friend elopes WITH A LAKERS PLAYER (???) and then the main character tries to find her with her boyfriend WHO WANTS TO RUNAWAY WITH A BAND and somehow her ex fling’s ex current girlfriend GOES WITH THEM AND SHE KNOW THE LAKERS PLAYER like HOW DID THIS HAPPEN HOW DID WE GET HERE ok I’m watching the rest and it makes even lesser sense
With any of these chick lit books I’ve read it honestly just feels like they’ve had two bowls with “characters” and “situations” on them. Or a randomiser app and then just stitch them loosely together.
"I only brought a 400 page book with me on my carry on. I finished that book halfway through my flight." *Me, a reader who gets sporadic moments of productivity and unless I have a hyper-fixation on it, it would take me years to finish one book:* Can't relate.
I'm a middle point but still fucked up because instead of "reading in a healthy pace" I'll read 74 pages, then read the same 2 pages over and over retaining zero information and then "you know what tho I'm bored"
I once sat down for five hours straight and finished a book bc I had hyperfixated but I've had the next book for a good six months and havent been able to get past the first page.
I cried in my pajamas on the lawn of a church while drunk and having a mental breakdown on the side of a random country road after wandering away from a lake party lmao. We love messy public fuckery.
I have read better fanfics on Wattpad, my friend. The whole site is a mess but this book, in comparison, makes it look like the perfect site for books. But in reality they both are dumpster fires.
Cindy: *describes book's title* me: …The exes... and the ohs… the exes and the ohs… the EXS AND THE O-O-OHS THEY HAUNT ME LIKE GHO-O-OST THEY WANT ME TO MAKE 'EM WHO-O-OLE THEY WONT LET GO EXES AND OHS
“If you’re going to have children might as well raise them yourself.” So you will be home with the children too then, good sir? We’re just going to starve in the house with our five children because god knows we can’t leave them alone for any amount of time.
Like even if what he meant was just 'Parents should be the one taking care of their kids most of the time' the best solution would be to have both parents work less so they can keep their careers, and still equally take care of the kids. Like sir, you made that child as well, you should be close to them as well.
I think he means that the wife will stay at home to raise the children and the husband will sacrifice himself to the chaos lords so that the family will stay fed while only staying in the house
Idk who you are and youtube recommended you to me, but the comments make it seem like I've got a lot to look forward to so I'm gonna strap in for this ride
It's funny that this book was about a child pyschologist because we're all going to need a psychologist if you keep reading and telling us about these shite books. Also, I want "I want a refund back on my life." as a shirt. Read with Cindy Merch???
I was rooting for Gwen/Harmony. I realize that this is not the sort of book that would ever end with two women getting together. Nevertheless, if I were the sort to write fanfiction for a book I have not and frankly do not care to ever read, the two of them would be endgame. They honestly seemed to be the only people with any kind of positive chemistry at all. And Harmony's kid keeps running to Gwen (despite thinking she's ugly) so I mean... this thing practically writes itself.
Books that make less sense than bad fanfiction are rare gems :p Also, that might have been the reason Carol had no problem with a stranger reading her book and then insisted on you keeping it ^^
Relationship Chart (Because I’m bored and why not) Gwen: Likes Alex, has dated him, currently trying to get over him Harmony: Likes Alex, dates him but cheated on him, got pregnant, and is now back together with Alex Paul: Has been set up with Gwen for a date, dated Harmony, still likes Harmony Alex: Dated Gwen, Found our he was a father, got over Gwen, Went back to his cheating baby mama, thanks Gwen for changing Harmony Best Friend: Dated her boyfriend (AKA the Roadie), maybe pregnant, stop liking the roadie, marries the Lakers guy after 10 minutes of knowing him in Vegas Best Friend’s BF: Is (was?) dating the best friends, now being a roadie Laker’s Guy: Marries the Best Friend and knows Harmony Ok. Now the world is complete Also here’s the rundown of what happened literally point 2 seconds after I got finished typing this: Alex: Co parenting with Harmony, because of a terrible relationship Harmony: Got pregnant by another man, and is now a faithful wife to him Paul: Impregnated Harmony Child: Spilling ALL the tea
Plot twist; Carol was the author who, after re-reading her work, decided she could not allow it to be associated with her. In her desperate attempt to rid herself of the shameful work, she gladly gave it to Cindy, knowing that she would never have to see her literary scurge again.
I was rooting for Gwen when she told Dennis that a girl can be single and happy, but then it kept going. She should've just stayed single. That would've been a MUCH better ending. THIS COULD'VE BEEN A STORY ABOUT HOW YOU DON'T NEED A MAN BUT NOooOOOoOO
Should have ended it when Gwen tells Dennis she’s fine being alone, nice feminist ending and honestly why does she even want to be with Alex except money?
Cindy + "airplane" + "trash romance" = I knew this was going to be a win. This should be a cautionary tale, but I actually love the concept of borrowing your next seat's book. Best get a middle seat, I suppose, for options.
I feel like the author thought of one scene with everyone in Vegas randomly talking and made an entire book leading up to it because she thought it was so good
“Caucasian code of confidentiality.” I gagged looooool. Okay but I want to see this book floating around in the booktube world so the curse of exes and ohs never ends 😂. And you’re so wonderful for the booktuber shout outs! A queen.
For some reason this reminds me a of my sister's first attempt to write a novel. My sister wrote a romance story in her teens, it was a story about a girl who finds out that her fiance was cheating on her with her sister (and the mom was real chill about it). When my mom read it she told my sister not to show it to her friends (for obvious reasons). Today my sister's writing has greatly improved (she sticks to the fantasy genre now).
the "plot" of this book sounds like a wattpad classic for adults.
You're right and you should say it
I‘m the 1000st like
It sounds worse than 10 year olds on ao3 writing fan fiction about Percy Jackson
emmy rose facts tho
Regina Diggory or 11 year olds on FFN writing about anime.
Carol knew it was bad, that was why she gave it to you. To pass the Curse to someone else
damn you carol!!
"If you don't forward this book to 9 people by midnight on Sunday your true love will die"
777 likes. Be lucky I saved this.
Like It Follows but less sexual or fatal.
THE RING. O H M A N. DO YOU GET IT?
plot twist: there's only one copy of this book in existence. it will be passed from female to female until the end of time.
when a non-female acquires it, it resets Bites The Dust style, to the original owner, and they must give the book away without revealing thier identity.
oh my god i love this
@@nameymcnameface6657 When a non-female aquires it the book actually turns into a random copy of a Tom Clancy novel, and the original author of the book, mind fogging over, proceeds to rewrite the book perfectly, before dropping it off at a Barnes and Noble to be found by its next victim. The author will not remember this happening. They are not an author. They are a host.
@@kropotkinnie 😰😰😰
@@nameymcnameface6657 That is a really smart plot twist. Maybe the author can use King Krimson.
The main character is the side character in her own story
Honestly, relatable 🤣
Most realistic thing in this book
Personal attack
Uhm... why does... uhm... the title?
Grammar is missing in the v-title?
?
ouch
This book does NOT look thick enough to have that much going on in it lmao
LITERALLY
how tiny is the font?
@@Haze-xr9rcgood question..
“We all know a woman’s journey can’t start until a man wrongs her somehow” is my favorite blurb ever.
The exposition of every chick lit story ever
Yupppp lol
I was gonna disagree with that statement but I remembered some of the chick lit I've read and... yeah, you ain't wrong.
Don't forgot about the fake friends or the evil family
Plot twist; it was the author who gave u her book cuz no one was reading it
i'm doing her a favor by promoting the book
Zara Tayeb that’s what I thought was happening when I read the title
Rae Brewster same lol
That’s what I said
Rae Brewster Same lol
imagine the author is just sitting in her living room sipping lager and playing chess thinking about how nice her seat mate was on that one flight and then this gets sent to her
Gray cindy should look up the author for a picture and see if it was carol all along
Why is there only one reply
@@sanrio13 Because this comment is the most perfect one RUclips.
Are you accusing poor Carol of writing this? She doesn't deserve that.
I bet she’ll appreciate that she cared enough to yell about it
It honestly sounds like harmony is the main character.
...I have a feeling you aren't talking about the combined Shard of Ruin and Preservation. I suppose I'll have to watch the video to find out though :3
you know it
@@silvermagpie1071 no kkbbbnbh
Gwen: Dude, we have to stop your girl from getting hitched.
Best friend’s boyfriend: But the band though :(
Tho*
Vivid Sketch ‘though’ is correct
@@skillet7299 why are u correcting it???
@@iwakeupandboomimarat it sounds more appropriate.
@@skillet7299 its not spelled wrong though lol
How does a 5 year old even find out where his psychiatrist lives and then get there? Did he walk? Take the bus? Did he drive???
Ps that exit music killed me
My brother biked to our grandma's house at the age of seven. In the next town over.
@@volibear1931 ok, v cool, your bros a mad lad and I respect that, but theres a big diff between knowing your grandma's house and your psychiatrist-
right?? I couldn’t go into our apartment’s lift when I was 5
@TANG WEI SHUN - What cab driver would accept driving a five year old without adult companion to his psychiatrist? Even if kid payed him 100 bucks, no one sane would do it.
The red flag siren was everything.
It's what plays in my head every time I read about the male love interest
Yeah, who boy
fav part!
Haha I was the 1000th like!
"J K Rowling would never!"
Girl, don't challenge her now, please XD
oop.... you right
readwithcindy and i oop-
Yeah, let's not poke that with a stick.
@@user-tv3mc5tr9b already there bro
ᴏ ᴡ ʟ ʟ ʟ TOO LATE IM ALREADY AM
Gwen and Harmony should totally just marry each other and take care of the kid. Remove Alex and the crazy best friend and boom.
That would have made the story so much better
I'm literally rewriting this story and giving it that twist
Sinister_ Cat248 send me the link when it’s done my guy I need some good gay content
@@monroe8566 fellow gay here, I'm providing the gay content-
Yes, please send the link when you’re done - can’t wait
If the book had ended with her single and happy I would have actually considered reading it just for the wild ride
Gwen should’ve just told the kid “that’s too bad, tell him I said hi” and then skipped town before his dad came near her again.
just tear the rest of the pages out. boom.
I'm your 666th like but also literally her ending up alone would have been a better ending or any version of it
same. reading cringy books is kinda my guilty pleasure
“raise them yourself” so is she supposed to act like you didn’t help create the child too ??
RIGHT? THE AUDACITY LOL
I see it more as the mom having an active relationship and her children's lives instead of just giving them to a nanny for her to raise them. Like working after they start getting older is a good thing but while they're younger is good to make a connection with them and be the one that they rely on
Tradcon Cutie that’s definitely not what he meant
Tradcon Cutie Well then, if having it’s his children having an ‘active relationship’ with a parent is so important to him, why the hell is it his wife that will need to say to stay home with the children?
spaceush uwu thanks 🤙🏻🤙🏻
I'm not surprised this book is from 2005. It has the look.
Did the font give it away?
Ew me and this book are the same age? I’m disgusted
@@withcindy the cover looking like a dear dumb diary call cover
@@JuliaN-fi9zw I'm so sorry to hear that. You dont deserve that.
Obviously Gay me too... Let's cry together
"when THIS girl cries on the sidewalk in her pajamas, she gets a new phone AND and a new man, but when i do it im "a public nuisance" and "making everyone uncomfortable"" ok but this is a MOOD tbt my multiple mental breakdowns that i had to take outside because i dont want anyone else in this apartment knowing abt them-
i getchu!!
Honestly same, big same, as Cindy said in a past video, I am sweaty garbage
omg i just came to this video after listening to hadestown again and i find another fan? 😂🌹
@@withcindy that statement was what got you my sub
@@evelynvas3800 its been four months since u replied to this but ayyy ;)
This feels like the author and her friends were chilling out making fun of rom coms and her friend said bet u cant write a crazier rom com. She wrote exes and oh sss. They had a good laugh and as a joke they sent it to a publisher and then it got published
I just want to know who's the editor that's desperate enough to let _this_ slide
@@andinarizkia i bet it was one of her friends
lol how Frankenstein was made
Dude.....carole doesn't get enough credit. She literally just gave away her book to a random girl sitting next to her just cause she asked for it? What a great woman
Nah it's because the book was so bad she just wanted it gone 😂😂😂
trust me if you hated the book enough you'd give it away for free
I often give my books away on airplanes because once I’ve read it I don’t need it anymore
We will never forget Carol and her amazing taste in literature.
Thank you Carol for changing my life
Lol god bless Carol xD
lyannastarkweather The north remembers
an icon
she will forever be remembered
Was half expecting Harmony and Gwen to get together. . . .but I have less than zero experience with chick lit aaaaand way too much Gay Optimism™
I wish !!!
Exactly! They're relationship was so fuckin' good, I mean, for this book, they had the best relationship imo, like... I could ses them together
I mean, it's a good time for Gay Optimism™ but not this book. Not this book.
ME TOOOOOOOO i was so disappointed tbh
‘JK Rowling could never’
"that is code for being whitest man alive" I literally live for your videos, skskksk
I love it when authors describe their characters' race in creative ways
and i OOP
I liked your comment while I was reading it then immediately took it away when I saw that throwup cringy bullshit at the end
@@withcindy Her MiLkY sKiN gLoWeD iN tHe PaLe MoOnLiGhT-
@@skyt8327 Same😂
"If you have kids you might as well just raise them yourself"
So shouldn't the guy stay at home too since he helped make the kids?
That kinda depends on what the couples decide to do as partners. Theres not just one good way to raise a kid.
@@nnt9498 yeah obviously, but the point is that the guy’s logic doesn’t make sense since he thinks it MUST be the woman who stays at home, when the man could as well.
yes exactly! like there are other considerations but when you say "raise them yourself" I took that to mean you the guy as well, otherwise he really meant "let his wife raise them"
I forgot that so Gwen should’ve run at the end
Why does this summary sound like me explaining a dream I had
It really does as well, maybe it was based off a dream that the author had 😂
The guy: I just want a woman that stays home with the kids, because if you have kids you should stay home and raise them yourself.
Cindy: Yikes
Me: yikes
The main character: yikes
The waitress: yikes
My doctor: yikes
My mom: yikes
Carol from the plane: yikes
The rest of the world in unison:
Y I K E S
like Sir ,, im not sure if you know this,,,, but you Also made those gremlins
Oh no, a man values having a wife that has the same priority of her being home with the kids as he does, and mentions it so that the woman he's trying to date can be on the same so they can decide if they have that same priority, and if not so that they don't linger dating someone that's not compatible. How TERRIBLE.
@@a.m.freeman86 did you even read this comment or watch the video mdude
YIKES
Yikes
y do i feel like this book was written by a guy with a female pen name
Nah nah, totally sounds like some woman wrote this.
@@iwantdoppiodakimakuraplsd1811 im gonna blackmail you
@@iwantdoppiodakimakuraplsd1811 not at all LMAO
@@iwantdoppiodakimakuraplsd1811 maybe a woman on wattpad
@@themyofmy Women on Wattpad aren't Woman
I like to imagine Carol watched this and was by turns offended and pleased with your commentary.
Carol in the first five minutes: My name is Karen. I told her my name Karen.
Karen watching the rest: Honestly why do you think I gave you my book for free. Of course it was trash. In fact that's where I found it...
carol really played me like this huh
Lol 😂😂😂
I feel like I've aged 10 years trying to follow this story.
This entire story sounds like a complicated story my friend would tell me about people who neither of us know personally, but its just like drama that she's heard about.
Bet u wont bring less than 2 books on a flight again 😂😂😂
LESSON LEARNED
readwithcindy You did not have an audiobook or an ebook on your phone????
nope! i prefer physical books and my phone loses battery easily
If ur looking for more crack to read, I recommend read “Abraham Lincoln: a life” by tony wolk. it’s a time travel romance where Lincoln time travels to the 50s and falls in love with a random girl on the street. It’s as bizarre as it sounds
i want this to be YA
I've heard of this one
This sounds like a crackship story on Wattpad lmao
@@itzuthesilkwing1694 It gives me the same vibes as that Donald Trump x Bellboy wattpad fanfic I read
@@Cat-hz7yd you read w h a t ?
"Like when you want to go to Cirque Du Soleil but you can only afford the dollar store" is the most on-point description of Curlz MT I have ever heard.
a tragic font
@@withcindy my favorite thing is how they spell it with a Z to imply that it is Fun and Quirky
this is THE MOST RANDOM BOOK like the best friend elopes WITH A LAKERS PLAYER (???) and then the main character tries to find her with her boyfriend WHO WANTS TO RUNAWAY WITH A BAND and somehow her ex fling’s ex current girlfriend GOES WITH THEM AND SHE KNOW THE LAKERS PLAYER like HOW DID THIS HAPPEN HOW DID WE GET HERE
ok I’m watching the rest and it makes even lesser sense
With any of these chick lit books I’ve read it honestly just feels like they’ve had two bowls with “characters” and “situations” on them. Or a randomiser app and then just stitch them loosely together.
"Carol" passed you that book like the Monkey's Paw. She unloaded the curse onto you.
For a fluffy chick lit that's way too many twists and turns to END UP WITH SAME DAMN GUY
RIGHT????
Sounds like a terrible book, but this was the best retelling ever.
Why are there no replies lol
@@beidousimpd5309typically people only reply when they have something worthwhile to say or to add.
More reasons for me to not speaking to strangers
I should learn this as a lesson
Also the corollary: don't take candy from strangers
@@sweetpeabee4983 or books
The name ‘Harmony’ for a singer is just... so original I can’t even lol
realistically, Gwen should have sent Harmony to another doctor, once she realized they had a conflict of interest
"I only brought a 400 page book with me on my carry on. I finished that book halfway through my flight."
*Me, a reader who gets sporadic moments of productivity and unless I have a hyper-fixation on it, it would take me years to finish one book:* Can't relate.
You understand.
I'm a middle point but still fucked up because instead of "reading in a healthy pace" I'll read 74 pages, then read the same 2 pages over and over retaining zero information and then "you know what tho I'm bored"
I started the book seven eves over a year and a half ago and never finished........ gotta finish it it was good LMAO
I once sat down for five hours straight and finished a book bc I had hyperfixated but I've had the next book for a good six months and havent been able to get past the first page.
I once read thirty-six books in two weeks. I have a problem, and not enough bookshelves.
"I want a damn refund on my own life"
I felt that.
I felt that in my soul.
A moment of silence for both of us
This is a whole ass mood.
"which is basically code that he's the whitest man ever"
the red flag and sirens 😂😂😂
🚩🚩🚩🚩
“He’s described as having a ‘J.Crew’ smile, which is basically code that he’s the whitest man alive.” 😂😂😂
This book is like an old Spanish drama series. Everyone is related to everyone.
i’ve never cried outside in my pajamas before...but that’s because i don’t leave my house
I cried on the sidewalk in my pajamas at 3am in sophomore year of college. Good times
I cried in my pajamas on the lawn of a church while drunk and having a mental breakdown on the side of a random country road after wandering away from a lake party lmao. We love messy public fuckery.
Carol’s book sounds like something you’d read on Wattpad.
wattpad wishes
I have read better fanfics on Wattpad, my friend. The whole site is a mess but this book, in comparison, makes it look like the perfect site for books.
But in reality they both are dumpster fires.
Indeed... I was part of the cringy fanfics writers... Anyways most good fanfics on Wattpad are from authors that also write on AO3 and FanFiction.Net
@@cleosvoyage fanfiction.net is the good shit
Wattpad gives you a lot of notifications
airplane flights are wild for you
this is an understatement
Maybe I'm not mature enough to travel alone so I never experience anything wilder than my grandpa's antic, but now I'm scared..
Cindy: *describes book's title*
me: …The exes... and the ohs…
the exes and the ohs…
the EXS
AND THE O-O-OHS
THEY HAUNT ME
LIKE GHO-O-OST
THEY WANT ME
TO MAKE 'EM WHO-O-OLE
THEY WONT
LET
GO
EXES AND OHS
I miss that song
Junko Enoshima yall early 2000’s and early 2010’s was the bomb
@@adhdweirdo4314 i agree
@@strawberryjam6235 oh no! I dont know what song that is 😭😭
@@deborroni elle king
I feel like if my cat were a human, she would look and talk like you. And that's a compliment.
4:23 now that I think about it, that is a very cat way of talking
Edit: 5:26
Edit 2: all of the video.
“If you’re going to have children might as well raise them yourself.” So you will be home with the children too then, good sir? We’re just going to starve in the house with our five children because god knows we can’t leave them alone for any amount of time.
that's what I was thinking lol
Like even if what he meant was just 'Parents should be the one taking care of their kids most of the time' the best solution would be to have both parents work less so they can keep their careers, and still equally take care of the kids. Like sir, you made that child as well, you should be close to them as well.
Sarah J omg are you sarah j mass
I think he means that the wife will stay at home to raise the children and the husband will sacrifice himself to the chaos lords so that the family will stay fed while only staying in the house
"I want a damn refund on my own life."
THIS KILLED ME 😭😂 when you get one, please let me know how you did it 👀
I will forever be waiting on my refund
Idk who you are and youtube recommended you to me, but the comments make it seem like I've got a lot to look forward to so I'm gonna strap in for this ride
Welcome!! Cindy is great
You've got a big storm coming
essentially how I discovered her today and boy, am I living!!
same bro anthor book geek like me AND THERE'S A WHOLE GENRE OF BOOKTUBERS!! HELL YEAH!!
same ..! youtube algorithm doing something right for once
yo plot twist: the author gave it to you because she saw your channel and needed that promo
alternative title: A Series of Improbable Events
Bruh the logic LITERALLY resembles every episode story ever lol
omg ur right
The book seems cursed the way it's being passed from one person to the next. Carol must have been happy to get rid of it 🤔
i truly played myself
Thank God I didnt touched the book when I saw it in a garage sale despite its enticing use of the Curlz MT font and the cleverness of the title.
It's funny that this book was about a child pyschologist because we're all going to need a psychologist if you keep reading and telling us about these shite books.
Also, I want "I want a refund back on my life." as a shirt. Read with Cindy Merch???
i wonder what was the reason for making her a child psychologist. so that she could put up with all the childish side characters around her better??
Man, I forgot that was even her job. This story really takes you on a journey, whether you like it or not.
how is this book NOT in the comedy section? the entire plot seemed like it would be made into a show on disney channel
“the character’s first name is gwen”
no,
no i didn’t ask for her to have the same name as me.
what if the lady you were sitting next to was the author 💀💀
-oop 💀 💀 😂 🙈🙉🙈
Everytime you continued with the story I was like "oh my god, there's more?!"
RIGHT??
Yes... that was the most detailed summary ever! And yes i loved all it
Me, pausing at the Vegas part and realizing the video is only half over: "How the hell long is this book?"
I was rooting for Gwen/Harmony. I realize that this is not the sort of book that would ever end with two women getting together. Nevertheless, if I were the sort to write fanfiction for a book I have not and frankly do not care to ever read, the two of them would be endgame. They honestly seemed to be the only people with any kind of positive chemistry at all. And Harmony's kid keeps running to Gwen (despite thinking she's ugly) so I mean... this thing practically writes itself.
omg that would have been so much better!! i fully support that!!
Tbh I support this fully
I lowkey thought her best friend was cheating with her ex-fiance and wanted to get married.... but the Lakers really??
This feels like 10 years of a soap opera condensed into 2 weeks
Lol seems like Carol wanted to get rid of the book too.
She definitely did !
"I want a refund on my own life"
If that isnt a mood I dont know what is
It's steeper than my own loans
Books that make less sense than bad fanfiction are rare gems :p
Also, that might have been the reason Carol had no problem with a stranger reading her book and then insisted on you keeping it ^^
she had NO hesitation whatsoever about giving that book away
@@withcindy I wonder why... :)
I read rare germs instead of rare gems
Relationship Chart (Because I’m bored and why not)
Gwen: Likes Alex, has dated him, currently trying to get over him
Harmony: Likes Alex, dates him but cheated on him, got pregnant, and is now back together with Alex
Paul: Has been set up with Gwen for a date, dated Harmony, still likes Harmony
Alex: Dated Gwen, Found our he was a father, got over Gwen, Went back to his cheating baby mama, thanks Gwen for changing Harmony
Best Friend: Dated her boyfriend (AKA the Roadie), maybe pregnant, stop liking the roadie, marries the Lakers guy after 10 minutes of knowing him in Vegas
Best Friend’s BF: Is (was?) dating the best friends, now being a roadie
Laker’s Guy: Marries the Best Friend and knows Harmony
Ok. Now the world is complete
Also here’s the rundown of what happened literally point 2 seconds after I got finished typing this:
Alex: Co parenting with Harmony, because of a terrible relationship
Harmony: Got pregnant by another man, and is now a faithful wife to him
Paul: Impregnated Harmony
Child: Spilling ALL the tea
WHERES DENNIS???
I feel like an old lady reading this
What the fawk 😃
Random Relationship Counsulor: (rubs eyebrows) "Jesus...!"
One like is one dollar for Gwen to leave the country and change her name to get away from all this.
You've freed Carol of the curse. It's passed on to you now.
"I want a damn refund on my own life."
Oh don't we all.
I'd like my life to be swapped ngl
I think about writing a book then talk myself out of it coz it would be a dumpster fire but honestly this author gave me courage, if she can I can
She truly is inspiring
I feel like this book could've been somewhat salvageable if Gwen just ended up by herself and moved to freaking Chicago or something
Plot twist; Carol was the author who, after re-reading her work, decided she could not allow it to be associated with her. In her desperate attempt to rid herself of the shameful work, she gladly gave it to Cindy, knowing that she would never have to see her literary scurge again.
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants but for an insufferably bad romance novel.
i'm the traveling pants
@@withcindy I'm the sisters
@@xtonibx5770 And I'm the hood!
Nafia Furqan and I’m ‘the’
I’m a clueless German woman who is not interested in sports at all and even I know who the Lakers are.
a commenter from texas didnt know who the lakers were so i guess it's selective lol
I'm an American and I've never heard of the Lakers
I'm a clueless Jamaican woman and I also know who the Lakers are.
@Lindsay Fikes westernized media, America is very influential.
Same
This book sounds like a dumpster fire... but an entertaining dumpster fire
"entertaining" is a strong word for it
I was rooting for Gwen when she told Dennis that a girl can be single and happy, but then it kept going. She should've just stayed single. That would've been a MUCH better ending. THIS COULD'VE BEEN A STORY ABOUT HOW YOU DON'T NEED A MAN BUT NOooOOOoOO
my standards are so low that the fact that harmony isn’t a terrible person made me like this book 200 times better. so sick of girl hate over a guy 💘
“Because she’s UGLY” 😂😂😂
I need this channel in my life
i need you in my life
When you showed the cover and title I literally said "oh no"
exes and oh nos
Should have ended it when Gwen tells Dennis she’s fine being alone, nice feminist ending and honestly why does she even want to be with Alex except money?
Money.
Wait wAit wait... isn't Harmony's kid the patient? Not Harmony herself. There is no dilemma. If she wants to say it she can. If she doesn't she won't.
Apparently one of the author's other books got turned into a Hallmark movie.
I am not surprised.
Cindy + "airplane" + "trash romance" = I knew this was going to be a win. This should be a cautionary tale, but I actually love the concept of borrowing your next seat's book. Best get a middle seat, I suppose, for options.
i love the concept of borrowing your next seat's book too, it's like playing with fire
this sounds like it would make a great soap opera
also rip couch, it was an icon...
we had good memories on that couch
"our lady brains never make any sense" this is going in my yearbook
I feel like the author thought of one scene with everyone in Vegas randomly talking and made an entire book leading up to it because she thought it was so good
“Caucasian code of confidentiality.” I gagged looooool. Okay but I want to see this book floating around in the booktube world so the curse of exes and ohs never ends 😂. And you’re so wonderful for the booktuber shout outs! A queen.
thank you! the community has so many other booktubers that its nice to spread the love!
That red flag with the siren made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😌😂 You're precious 💖💕
thanks for appreciating my suffering
Tbh this plot feels like a Wattpad story 😌😮
@@kits5960 I'm working on a Wattpad story and this is how I gain more confidence in my work, because I know it wont suck as much as this
my parents panicked when they heared that siren and I laughed at their reaction 😂
"We all know that a woman's story cannot start until a man wrongs her somehow" aaaand SUBSCRIBED :D
It's funny cuz it's true
@@withcindy #ladybrainz
damn this book should be titled "Dragging Gwen to Places" poor woman
For some reason this reminds me a of my sister's first attempt to write a novel. My sister wrote a romance story in her teens, it was a story about a girl who finds out that her fiance was cheating on her with her sister (and the mom was real chill about it). When my mom read it she told my sister not to show it to her friends (for obvious reasons). Today my sister's writing has greatly improved (she sticks to the fantasy genre now).
"its like when you look at the list of things you need to do that day and then just take a nap instead" i felt that one
I was very specific with that analogy because it's me
I now have Ex's and Oh's by Ellen King (?) stuck in my head. Kinda fits the book though. "The Ex's and the Ohs they haunt me..."
AlaskaIsBack same lol
they truly do haunt me
AlaskaIsBack maybe Ellen King got the book and regretted it deeply
"J.K. Rowling would never" I screamed at this part 🤣🤣
Or would she??
She would.
This book has as many plots as Riverdale
This is a masterpiece... Not the book, but the journey Cindy took us on. Emmy-award winning stuff