So we went to see The Angry Red Planet at the theater when I was a kid, and they advertised a Bat-Rat-Spider toy giveaway. When we got there, the manager said they were all gone. Guess they only had a dozen of them. What a disappointment for a little kid. But I tell you, as spooky as it was, the giant blob with the rotating eye was the really scary thing...
Ultraman: Why are we here again? Seven: Don't ask, as long as you're quiet, the stupid pig will finish his dance soon and we could all finally go back and have therapy sessions
Okay, so, apparently, I spent the entire production of this video thinking I didn't cover the Rat Bat Spider, but it turns out I did in the first "Five Weird Monsters" video. The dementia is already settling in holy shit (it's also been three years...) ruclips.net/video/kiQ7N2GR1S4/видео.html
I love the Rat Bat Spider. He was a very cool, unique monster. I also love Creature From The Haunted Sea. It literally looks like a turd that's been sitting in water with hard boiled eggs for eyes.
Loved 'the creature from the haunted sea' I laughed so hard when I first saw it, how about 'the day the world ended', 'the giant behemoth' there are two of them so take your pick - l prefer the one with gene evans and don't forget the classic Ben. Take care and stay well
I don't know if you have Tubi, but there is a movie called "Space Monster Mangwagwi" and it will make you dig your own brains out through you eyes. It makes "Manos" look like "The Marathon Man". Subtitled (from Korea) and SO. MUCH. PADDING... Mangwagwi is a monster dropped on Earth by aliens who wish to colonize it. While only man-sized, once reaching Earth it expands to Godzilla-size and begins its rampage through Korea, but this is only shown briefly and as a kind of afterthought, with the aliens in REALLY cheap spacesuits observing from orbit. Some of the nonsensical subplots are as follows: An Korean Air Force pilot is about to get married to the most self-centered woman in Korea. She does nothing but whine about her wedding, even when the planet is under attack. Buildings destroyed, thousands dead and she and her mother wonder how all this carnage is going to affect her wedding ceremony. The Monster, now hundreds of feet tall, sees her on the street (she and her mother are chasing after the fleeing wedding minister), picks her up and carries her around for basically the rest of the movie, occasionally trying to get a peek at the non-existent cleavage in her wedding gown. If there's a cup size smaller than "A", I am unaware of it, but a sheet of plywood is more endowed than her. Another pointless thread is about two cowards who stand in the street and brag to each other how brave they are in the face of the approaching monster. They each bet they are the braver of the two and one man is so confident in his fake bravery, he bets both his house AND his wife. The scene goes on for a decade or so (ok, it only seems like a decade, it's actually only about 14 months or so). They both end up fleeing in terror, then spend the REST of their scenes arguing over which one ran away first. They end up going back to the loser's house to inform his wife she now belongs to the other man. She protests this very loudly, fending off "the winner's" amorous advances, until Mangwagwi starts shaking THEIR house, then screams to her "new husband" (this is what they dubbed, she addresses them as "new husband" and "old husband") to save her... which he refuses to do, declaring the bet is off and fleeing out the front door, leaving her with a cowering "old husband". This was the comic relief in this shitshow of a movie. Another subplot is about a young 13 year old delinquent who decides to fight Mangwagwi by himself (the movie shows TONS of Air Force jets streaking around, but none of them actually SHOOT at the monster at any time). He climbs up the monster's hairy leg and manages to crawl into its ear. At one point, after slicing open and crawling through its eardrum, he falls down the monster's nostril but saves himself by grabbing onto a nosehair (I swear to whatever you'd have me swear to this is what happens). As the population of Seoul flees (a huge crowd of which hides in a skyscraper located directly in the monster's path) one man runs around the crowded floor, looking for a newspaper... he finally finds one, finds a corner of the room they are all in, spreads the newspaper on the floor, THEN UNDOES HIS PANTS AND SQUATS, PREPARING TO TAKE A VERY PUBLIC DUMP. The approaching monster makes the building shake, he loses his balance and falls backward into his pile. This crap goes on for what seems to be forever. Continuity is a nowhere to be seen, the kid end up together with the spoiled bride in Mangwagwi's hand (a hand he uses to smash buildings with, but none of this destruction causes any harm to his two "passengers", until the kid FINALLY crawls around onto the monster's back, where the aliens installed a metal box to control its movements, disables it, the monster dies, he and the bride survive (dammit), her pilot fiancee shows up, and they decide to adopt the delinquent. The End. This isn't entertainment, this is an endurance trial. "The Room" as bad as it is, was at least interesting in the sense that it taught others how NOT to make a movie. Wear boxing gloves if you decide to take a peek at Mangwagwi- otherwise you'll dig your own eyes out or bareknuckle beat yourself into a coma. You've been warned.
This version of Hanuman isn’t the Hindu version, it’s the Thai version from ramekien is I spelled that correctly and the suit is from a traditional Thai stage stole
Yeah he’s based on hey God no here in a Ultraman movie and kaman Rider movie and weird crap happens and I’m really mad because they think they could own the rights to Ultraman and Kamen Rider and they’re all so weird somehow I really don’t know why this movie is really really bad because of their effects Man probably win the most worst characters but I really do like the design of the hybrid of a monkey god but it’s weird why it’s for kids and we don’t know why if you don’t mess with the company who only Ultraman and Kamen rider rider you don’t mess with the big g
Yet to be the yeti it’s basically a rip off of King Kong but to me the yeti looks like a big foot man I wish the other white fur and it has the face of a man surprisingly
So, what I've learnt is that if I want to make a budget monster movie, just make my monster Some Guy.
I would love to see a video on the Ultraman/Chaiyo case. The absolute pure clusterfuck would be fun to see in one of your videos.
So we went to see The Angry Red Planet at the theater when I was a kid, and they advertised a Bat-Rat-Spider toy giveaway. When we got there, the manager said they were all gone. Guess they only had a dozen of them. What a disappointment for a little kid. But I tell you, as spooky as it was, the giant blob with the rotating eye was the really scary thing...
Ultraman: Why are we here again?
Seven: Don't ask, as long as you're quiet, the stupid pig will finish his dance soon and we could all finally go back and have therapy sessions
Okay, so, apparently, I spent the entire production of this video thinking I didn't cover the Rat Bat Spider, but it turns out I did in the first "Five Weird Monsters" video.
The dementia is already settling in holy shit (it's also been three years...)
ruclips.net/video/kiQ7N2GR1S4/видео.html
I dont think anyone minds, the Rat Bat Spider is such an iconic monster it deserves to be featured twice
Man, hearing about Hanuman again is such a nostalgia flick, but Chaiyo being greedy asshole made everything such a mess.
I love how the yeti is just an ordinary Italian with ordinary Italian body hair + afro
I love the Rat Bat Spider. He was a very cool, unique monster. I also love Creature From The Haunted Sea. It literally looks like a turd that's been sitting in water with hard boiled eggs for eyes.
Loved 'the creature from the haunted sea' I laughed so hard when I first saw it, how about 'the day the world ended', 'the giant behemoth' there are two of them so take your pick - l prefer the one with gene evans and don't forget the classic Ben. Take care and stay well
why does the yeti look like my dad..................................
because it’s your uncle
@@daphnetrodon he was in a coma once - so the yeti being frozen in ice at the beginning tracks
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I don't know if you have Tubi, but there is a movie called "Space Monster Mangwagwi" and it will make you dig your own brains out through you eyes. It makes "Manos" look like "The Marathon Man".
Subtitled (from Korea) and SO. MUCH. PADDING... Mangwagwi is a monster dropped on Earth by aliens who wish to colonize it. While only man-sized, once reaching Earth it expands to Godzilla-size and begins its rampage through Korea, but this is only shown briefly and as a kind of afterthought, with the aliens in REALLY cheap spacesuits observing from orbit.
Some of the nonsensical subplots are as follows: An Korean Air Force pilot is about to get married to the most self-centered woman in Korea. She does nothing but whine about her wedding, even when the planet is under attack. Buildings destroyed, thousands dead and she and her mother wonder how all this carnage is going to affect her wedding ceremony. The Monster, now hundreds of feet tall, sees her on the street (she and her mother are chasing after the fleeing wedding minister), picks her up and carries her around for basically the rest of the movie, occasionally trying to get a peek at the non-existent cleavage in her wedding gown. If there's a cup size smaller than "A", I am unaware of it, but a sheet of plywood is more endowed than her.
Another pointless thread is about two cowards who stand in the street and brag to each other how brave they are in the face of the approaching monster. They each bet they are the braver of the two and one man is so confident in his fake bravery, he bets both his house AND his wife. The scene goes on for a decade or so (ok, it only seems like a decade, it's actually only about 14 months or so). They both end up fleeing in terror, then spend the REST of their scenes arguing over which one ran away first. They end up going back to the loser's house to inform his wife she now belongs to the other man. She protests this very loudly, fending off "the winner's" amorous advances, until Mangwagwi starts shaking THEIR house, then screams to her "new husband" (this is what they dubbed, she addresses them as "new husband" and "old husband") to save her... which he refuses to do, declaring the bet is off and fleeing out the front door, leaving her with a cowering "old husband". This was the comic relief in this shitshow of a movie.
Another subplot is about a young 13 year old delinquent who decides to fight Mangwagwi by himself (the movie shows TONS of Air Force jets streaking around, but none of them actually SHOOT at the monster at any time). He climbs up the monster's hairy leg and manages to crawl into its ear. At one point, after slicing open and crawling through its eardrum, he falls down the monster's nostril but saves himself by grabbing onto a nosehair (I swear to whatever you'd have me swear to this is what happens).
As the population of Seoul flees (a huge crowd of which hides in a skyscraper located directly in the monster's path) one man runs around the crowded floor, looking for a newspaper... he finally finds one, finds a corner of the room they are all in, spreads the newspaper on the floor, THEN UNDOES HIS PANTS AND SQUATS, PREPARING TO TAKE A VERY PUBLIC DUMP. The approaching monster makes the building shake, he loses his balance and falls backward into his pile.
This crap goes on for what seems to be forever. Continuity is a nowhere to be seen, the kid end up together with the spoiled bride in Mangwagwi's hand (a hand he uses to smash buildings with, but none of this destruction causes any harm to his two "passengers", until the kid FINALLY crawls around onto the monster's back, where the aliens installed a metal box to control its movements, disables it, the monster dies, he and the bride survive (dammit), her pilot fiancee shows up, and they decide to adopt the delinquent. The End.
This isn't entertainment, this is an endurance trial. "The Room" as bad as it is, was at least interesting in the sense that it taught others how NOT to make a movie. Wear boxing gloves if you decide to take a peek at Mangwagwi- otherwise you'll dig your own eyes out or bareknuckle beat yourself into a coma.
You've been warned.
This version of Hanuman isn’t the Hindu version, it’s the Thai version from ramekien is I spelled that correctly and the suit is from a traditional Thai stage stole
Yeti activates my flight or fight response.
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The thing is the Japanese version of the Hanuman movie is better
i did like the Thailand Hanuman is more like the ultraman and tiga Gaia agul max nexus
I love the monster designs in the Red Planet. Bad movie but GREAT monsters
Yeah he’s based on hey God no here in a Ultraman movie and kaman Rider movie and weird crap happens and I’m really mad because they think they could own the rights to Ultraman and Kamen Rider and they’re all so weird somehow I really don’t know why this movie is really really bad because of their effects Man probably win the most worst characters but I really do like the design of the hybrid of a monkey god but it’s weird why it’s for kids and we don’t know why if you don’t mess with the company who only Ultraman and Kamen rider rider you don’t mess with the big g
Yeah I don’t know why they survive a giant bat prop
The angry red planet is probably having the greatest affectionate When the six ultra brothers versus the monster army
Yeah me too it works very cool to me if it was real and I saw I probably pee my pants and run away
Yet to be the yeti it’s basically a rip off of King Kong but to me the yeti looks like a big foot man I wish the other white fur and it has the face of a man surprisingly
Yeah I know it’s a rip off but still so yeah dude looks like a hyper of the human and a gorilla suit King Kong better than this yeti