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  • @alecmomenee-duprie2777
    @alecmomenee-duprie2777 11 месяцев назад +144

    Day 819 of reminding everyone to do things for yourself because you're worth it

  • @Nice_tits
    @Nice_tits 11 месяцев назад +91

    For those who don’t know what Philophobic is. It’s the fear of being love, or having deep connections with someone

    • @jonathanhowells7864
      @jonathanhowells7864 11 месяцев назад +5

      So Batman in the Lego Movie continuity (don't know about others too much.

    • @Nice_tits
      @Nice_tits 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@jonathanhowells7864 yeah pretty much

    • @BelBelle468
      @BelBelle468 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@jonathanhowells7864 or Chidori from Persona 3 lol
      I am embarrassed to say this, esp on a video with a bunch of creep anime fans lol

  • @lifesyphon1
    @lifesyphon1 Месяц назад

    1:39:58 omg look at her. ARE THEY SERIOUS?! “Mid”?! Then top tier could only be literally imaginary women.

  • @krychur4956
    @krychur4956 8 месяцев назад

    9:07 dude... did he seriously call this man a beta male for saying anime is boring? like... does this dude not know what the word "fiction" means?

  • @squidguppy
    @squidguppy 11 месяцев назад +48

    8:06 what makes it so much worse is that those 3 characters are children!! Bloody disgusting omg!!

    • @valkerie2809
      @valkerie2809 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah, when I was 7 I used to love mlp so i recognized the characters immediately. It made it worse than it already was

    • @TheJessicaWarner
      @TheJessicaWarner 6 месяцев назад

      FR

  • @XxXYn0tXxX
    @XxXYn0tXxX 11 месяцев назад +57

    4 HOURS of neckbeards?? Vincey you spoil us 😌✨

    • @ladyjekyll1887
      @ladyjekyll1887 11 месяцев назад +3

      On Friday the 13th no less!

  • @GothBarbie3000
    @GothBarbie3000 11 месяцев назад +47

    0:04 “it’s gonna be long, it’s gonna be horrifying but it’s gonna be beautiful”
    Thanks, Vincey! You have me a GREAT Halloween costume idea! 😂

  • @Ok_Friend-il9of
    @Ok_Friend-il9of 11 месяцев назад +42

    As someone who gets sexualized constantly for my body I understand where the Asian women was coming from
    I’m a extreme hour glass, big hips, large chest, and a small waist
    I’ve stopped wearing snug clothes and I only hear men over size tshirts and baggy pants to hide my figure. Even then I still get people asking me out of no where to see my body. I stopped posting myself all together out of anxiety of people commenting on me.
    It’s not flattery if you harass a girl about how she looks. It’s awful and make them feel uncomfortable about themselves because when it happens so often you start to think everyone sees you as a piece of meat vs a actual person

    • @anniebot_45-73
      @anniebot_45-73 11 месяцев назад

      @Ok_Friend-ilof don't worry about them, dress how you want to dress... but also look up self-defence laws wherever you live. you never know, maybe bear spray / mace is legal where you live, and as always i recommend martial arts training. you don't even need to pay out for it, just look it up on youtube and even the most rudimentary skills is enough to scare off the bearded horde

    • @monsterx3055
      @monsterx3055 5 месяцев назад

      just stop using social media

    • @Ok_Friend-il9of
      @Ok_Friend-il9of 5 месяцев назад

      @@monsterx3055 it’s not only on social media. I even get cat called on my day to day. The other day I went to a thrift store with my family and I had 2 guys drive by whistling at me and stuff like

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@monsterx3055 You realize this happens irl, too, right?

  • @ms.annthropic6341
    @ms.annthropic6341 11 месяцев назад +25

    1:21:56
    Update: Jonah Hill does indeed have strong neckbeard energy - dates a surf instructor, starts trying to limit her from posting pictures of herself in bathing suits, having male clients, etc.

    • @DolphinOfFire
      @DolphinOfFire 11 месяцев назад

      Women when men set boundaries

    • @ZomBeeQueeen
      @ZomBeeQueeen 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@DolphinOfFireboundaries are for yourself not to be implemented on others….

    • @h0t_pock3t
      @h0t_pock3t 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@DolphinOfFireDelusion💀

    • @DolphinOfFire
      @DolphinOfFire 10 месяцев назад

      @@ZomBeeQueeen then cry about it

    • @DolphinOfFire
      @DolphinOfFire 10 месяцев назад

      @@h0t_pock3t realistic*

  • @kevinpotts123
    @kevinpotts123 11 месяцев назад +19

    "let's all line up to tickle her cl*t" line had me rolling with laughter.

  • @xgrunge_puppyx
    @xgrunge_puppyx 11 месяцев назад +16

    8:34 the fact those ponies are also CHILDREN….

    • @cute_protogen
      @cute_protogen 11 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah, that makes it more E W.

    • @CookieIsMyCat09
      @CookieIsMyCat09 11 месяцев назад

      The whole thing is horrifying, pedophilia and the whole thing about knives... Fucking disgusting

  • @averysmolbrownie3856
    @averysmolbrownie3856 11 месяцев назад +10

    5:51 the difference is that being ripped is a physical aspect of a person that they have influence over. What this dude’s asking of women is to change their personality and become someone who they aren’t, which is completely different to people being muscular

  • @Fauniq
    @Fauniq 11 месяцев назад +14

    Honestly happy for the lady about to marry her wholesome neckbeard husband. That's honestly a palette cleanser by itself.

  • @lulolie
    @lulolie 11 месяцев назад +7

    The brony one was beyond revolting. Those characters are children even, what is wrong with people??

  • @owenw.1643
    @owenw.1643 11 месяцев назад +4

    the mlp one 🤢🤢and people argue that sexual art of fictional children should be allowed 🤮🤮

  • @AuroraPaintBrush4444
    @AuroraPaintBrush4444 11 месяцев назад +4

    I'm kinda sad/relieved that the one random guy used Officer Jenny as the example. An Adult! With a job.
    Around the 7 min mark

  • @mintytrash
    @mintytrash 11 месяцев назад +7

    3:04 now I want to get a Sans cosplay in case any creep ever says the words "sans clothing" to refer to me. That's when I'd respond: "Sans clothing? Are you sure? That's pretty inappropriate but okay." And of course, rather than sending nudes, they get the cosplay lmfao

  • @LuunaFoxx
    @LuunaFoxx 11 месяцев назад +8

    8:04 THEY ARE CANONICALLY CHILDREN!

    • @catnamedcassie
      @catnamedcassie 11 месяцев назад +3

      I KNOW RIGHT! ITS SO SCARY WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS

    • @cute_protogen
      @cute_protogen 11 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah..🤮

    • @h0t_pock3t
      @h0t_pock3t 10 месяцев назад

      Ikr? Pedophilia & beastiality... Horrifying

  • @mysterylovescompany2657
    @mysterylovescompany2657 11 месяцев назад +8

    0:19 My brothers in Christ, no-one is walking past early-2000s Brandon Routh in a 3-piece suit. 😂

  • @xstarsystemsx
    @xstarsystemsx 11 месяцев назад +11

    4:48 oh my fucking god 😂
    This is the end result of no sex ed in schools.
    12:00 as someone who speaks both swedish and japanese, I'm cryingggggg

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 8 месяцев назад

      "fluent in Japanese" yet doesn't know "vi" isn't a valid sound in the language

  • @imacrow3246
    @imacrow3246 11 месяцев назад +13

    The neckbeards are even better the second time, but just as horrifying, thank you Vincy

  • @addicted2mako
    @addicted2mako 11 месяцев назад +5

    We need to be more like Officer Jenny...but I don't have a jillion identical cousins!
    Has the OP not seen the show? Why is he acting like there's only one Jenny? And does he think there's only one Nurse Joy?

  • @D0ttorestestsubject
    @D0ttorestestsubject 11 месяцев назад +5

    Btw those ponies at 8:29 are all very young children as well, just to make it worse

  • @CyberweaverVT
    @CyberweaverVT 11 месяцев назад +17

    Stay hydrated, friends

  • @hu7380
    @hu7380 11 месяцев назад +5

    1:16:45
    So essentially women want pretty understandable, basic things in a partner and men want a nice, cozy jail cell with no parole?

  • @lmaChroma
    @lmaChroma 11 месяцев назад +6

    I think I gagged when he said feminine fat distribution

  • @stupideclipse
    @stupideclipse 11 месяцев назад +5

    ohmigosh the story at 10:26 made me so happy because I forgot Caramelldansen was in Swedish and that's the language I'm learning now
    Can't wait to understand what it's saying lol

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 8 месяцев назад

      If he was fluent in Japanese he'd know that "gör som vi gör" is a dead giveaway it's not Japanese

  • @ms.annthropic6341
    @ms.annthropic6341 11 месяцев назад +12

    Wow, this channel was hovering below 100k for so long, but a while ago he hit 100k and it’s already up to 159K followers - great job, Vincey! 😁

  • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
    @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 11 месяцев назад +9

    While all of these posts are bad in one way or another, I feel that a big part of them are just rage bait

  • @This_Is_VeryNotFine
    @This_Is_VeryNotFine 11 месяцев назад +3

    According to that guy, women want men but men want girls. And he typed that out with his whole chest????

  • @goodfursomething574
    @goodfursomething574 11 месяцев назад +2

    1:30:42 ugghh I went to high school with a kid who unironically wore this shirt. Barf. I hope he isn't like that anymore.

  • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
    @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 11 месяцев назад +6

    The Enlightenment guys at 9:24 look funny.
    The title in Comic Sans and the overall picture leads me to think it's a joke

    • @h0t_pock3t
      @h0t_pock3t 10 месяцев назад

      You never know with neckbeards, but I thought so too.

  • @VioletSilence
    @VioletSilence 11 месяцев назад +3

    I finished it! Oh my Cthulhu, it was so gross and unsettling and creepy and fun!

  • @SambaDeAmigosGato
    @SambaDeAmigosGato 10 месяцев назад +5

    29:16 Bayonetta isn't even a nintendo character. She's from sega, which is why in alot of art she's shown with Sonic or Joker (persona 5).
    Also she definitely isn't gonna go out with him. The guy is probably gonna get his brains blown out

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 8 месяцев назад +1

      She wasn't a Nintendo character at first but Nintendo bought the rights

  • @mayawatkins6073
    @mayawatkins6073 11 месяцев назад +2

    Day 531 of reminding everyone to drink some water! Stay hydrated, friends!

  • @Joshua-ye2eo
    @Joshua-ye2eo 7 месяцев назад +2

    All tha Jamal's out in the world were all, "What!?", after their spidy senses got pinged simultaneously.

  • @DaddySoupVT
    @DaddySoupVT 5 месяцев назад +3

    My puppy had a similar situation. She acted totally unlike herself and i took her to the doggy ER, turns out she was wagging her tail so much that she sprained it and had to take meds and be bed-ridden for like 2 weeks 😂 Poor girl was simply too happy to receive a treat, classic labrador

    • @witchypeoniflorallungs3044
      @witchypeoniflorallungs3044 23 дня назад +2

      Aww happy tail syndrome 🥰 It comes to something where there’s a real medical condition/injury from being so overjoyed 🥹 Glad she’s better now! Shows how much she’s loved ^^
      Mine farts BAD bad from excitement and it churns stomachs 😂

  • @psychedelikchameleon
    @psychedelikchameleon 11 месяцев назад +3

    EEEW The horrifying thumbnail drew me in immediately 😬
    Also... I'm going for a 8 figure, 8 pack, 8 inches dunno about you 🤣

  • @luka_boi8968
    @luka_boi8968 3 месяца назад +1

    10:26 kinda reminds me of how people think that Ievan polkka is Japanese because it's associated with Hatsune Miku, but it's actually originally Finnish

  • @Shadow_The_Glitch
    @Shadow_The_Glitch 11 месяцев назад +2

    That is indeed a WILD neckbeard, gonna catch it then delete it in the pokedex

  • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
    @Grey_Warden_Invasion 11 месяцев назад +1

    1:46:45 Who would still be able to do anything on that laptop? I wouldn't even want to be near it.

  • @kimmokinnu903
    @kimmokinnu903 10 месяцев назад +1

    For anyone who haven't played warhammer ever, Dark Eldars are one of the most unpopular army. They are so nerfed you can't basicly win any other army in that game. Basicly Deldars have super hard time to wound Sisters and Sisters basicly slater any Deldar unit they shoot. They used to be playeble during 6th Edition, but after that it was just downfall.

  • @joypawz7654
    @joypawz7654 3 месяца назад +1

    The lady marrying the "neckbeard" IS SO ADORABLE 😭
    I'm so happy that she found the guy she wanted and that he and her could laugh about it

  • @Jawst
    @Jawst 13 дней назад +1

    I feel like you have to say 'females' now because there are so many 'genders'

  • @jamesrogers7049
    @jamesrogers7049 9 месяцев назад +1

    “Girlfriend requirements”
    Me: (looking at my wife) whatever that wonderful shit is

  • @nephritedreams
    @nephritedreams 11 месяцев назад +1

    I do love that art by Saphira but… never shared mine huh. I see how it is (jkjkjkjk)

  • @rq1nzor
    @rq1nzor 11 месяцев назад +1

    how do people have types like that bruv i just want luci from disenchantment

  • @natasjaaitchison4409
    @natasjaaitchison4409 11 месяцев назад +2

    Pizza and Vincey. I’m living the dream ☺️

  • @re--dacted
    @re--dacted 10 месяцев назад +2

    Fun Fact: Unless it's abnormally large and would therefore be painful to... play with, women don't care about your ding dong size.

    • @blablablaj
      @blablablaj 8 месяцев назад

      Well, meanwhile i agree with you on the abnormally large one, a micro ding dongs is also smth women are concerned about

    • @witchypeoniflorallungs3044
      @witchypeoniflorallungs3044 23 дня назад

      The Dear Leader has spoken 🙌

  • @TheHitsubasa
    @TheHitsubasa 11 месяцев назад +2

    28:23 is written by a white dude fr

  • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
    @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 11 месяцев назад +4

    The dude from the post that starts at 5:52 sounds like a real catch huh.
    Makes you wonder why he is alone

    • @ms.annthropic6341
      @ms.annthropic6341 11 месяцев назад +1

      “It’s almost as if this thing that was designed is BY DESIGN meant to be desirable to creeps like me! 🤯” 😂

    • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
      @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@ms.annthropic6341 He is the kind of guy that talks awfully about women specifically and then gets upset when his friend group doesn't like him anymore

  • @catnamedcassie
    @catnamedcassie 11 месяцев назад +1

    8:08 the WORST part is that those characters are canonically like, 8-10 years old

  • @faithpearlgenied-a5517
    @faithpearlgenied-a5517 8 месяцев назад +1

    7:19 That sure is a lot of words for him to say 'I'm a loser and can't get laid'

  • @VioletSilence
    @VioletSilence 11 месяцев назад +1

    1:46:56 Well, I was dangerously close to throwing up there

  • @roteberg1
    @roteberg1 11 месяцев назад +1

    How I see the 0-10 attractiveness rating system.
    0 preferably would not interact with.
    1-3 less than ideal.
    4-6 decent, nothing wrong, average.
    7-9 amazing, out of reach for most, a minority.
    10 object of idolisation, should not be dated.

  • @slimesp1der
    @slimesp1der 11 месяцев назад +1

    four.god.damm.hours, vincey your singelhandedly destroying my sleepscedchule

  • @reubensweetman732
    @reubensweetman732 11 месяцев назад +1

    Magic the gathering cards are actually pretty cheap!! It’s a fun game and I would recommend it to everyone. Also wear deodorant pls lol

  • @Thing1G
    @Thing1G 11 месяцев назад +1

    3:09:41 I've seen this episode before but I'm gonna say this
    Does he not know that there are a lot of K-pop idols that are Japanese?? Like she mentioned Twice in the post, 3 out of the 9 members are literally Japanese 💀

  • @West-rk7dz
    @West-rk7dz Месяц назад

    1:36:03 ha! I know this guy. i see him at my local anime con and he always wears that suit. he's rlly cool and does not deserve to be called a neckbeard

  • @lifesyphon1
    @lifesyphon1 Месяц назад

    7:02 this guy says “men aren’t offended that jacked dudes exist”…. Thats like half of the whole incel identity. Anger at “Chad”: 45% Anger at women: 55%

  • @jamj4r
    @jamj4r 11 месяцев назад

    3.1 million (MILLION) people plus all 17+k of us here had to read that one thing on twitter we're never gonna talk about or think about or acknowledge beyond being vague like this... hug your loved ones today. tell them you care about them.

  • @CarsonZXY
    @CarsonZXY Месяц назад

    Okay. I'm at 4:25 and my wife is trying to figure out why I'm pulling my hair out at this letter about wanting to see naked people. I am cringing so hard that I'm literally experiencing muscle strain.

  • @blablablaj
    @blablablaj 8 месяцев назад

    I need to find that one post about "what are your standards for women?"
    Ive been looking for 20 minutes now but cant find the exact timestamp...can smbdy help me?

  • @VioletSilence
    @VioletSilence 11 месяцев назад

    Bruh I just can't
    I'll like it right now because I'm confident in your content but I'll finish it later, ok?

  • @micahfoley9572
    @micahfoley9572 11 месяцев назад

    if the pokemon master post isn't a copy pasta by this time tomorrow, then this is not my world. i've been isekai'd and i wanna go home.

  • @VioletSilence
    @VioletSilence 11 месяцев назад

    Bro I'm 40 minutes in and I can't
    I'll leave it in a separate tab and will come back later, may I?

  • @mztweety1374
    @mztweety1374 11 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you, Vincey. This is a great birthday 🎁

  • @khaldrogo1908
    @khaldrogo1908 11 месяцев назад +1

    Yeeeees !!!! I love seeing your new videos when scrolling RUclips !!! 🎉

  • @choccomori
    @choccomori 4 месяца назад

    bless the wholesome post about miss ma'am and her hearing her cat purr, that one made me smile big

  • @GoblinGoblinson
    @GoblinGoblinson 9 месяцев назад

    2:10:37 that mordecai/twilight baby though 😂😂

  • @Abitopia
    @Abitopia 6 месяцев назад

    got something you wanna tell us buddy 29:43

  • @Jacob-jl3xd
    @Jacob-jl3xd 10 месяцев назад

    What's a videogame switcher

  • @Therealangrycivilian
    @Therealangrycivilian 11 месяцев назад

    4:54 …..who’s gonna tell him

  • @micahfoley9572
    @micahfoley9572 11 месяцев назад

    all the of-age women i know are fully able to use the toilet on their own, without training. So if he's talking about house breaking women, he's dating literal babies.

  • @positivityonly3654
    @positivityonly3654 5 месяцев назад

    You need to put down the meth pipe

  • @positivityonly3654
    @positivityonly3654 5 месяцев назад

    You need to put down the meth pipe

  • @positivityonly3654
    @positivityonly3654 5 месяцев назад

    You need to put down the meth pipe

  • @ZomBeeQueeen
    @ZomBeeQueeen 11 месяцев назад +2

    ***************ATTENTION!!!!**********
    I just discovered that there’s a real life nice guy/ incel that’s been commenting the most regurgitated sexist and shitty comments for months now. I’m having a blast looking at his comments 😂🤣😂😂😂
    But, for how much it made me laugh it equally made me feel so sad by such a confidently profoundly ignorant choice of a mindset😔 That in all they listen to Vincey and read about our collective revulsion ….they still won’t re-evaluate their beliefs.
    Thanks got the great time and I hope you come into your own better self. @DolphinOfFire

    • @h0t_pock3t
      @h0t_pock3t 10 месяцев назад

      I'm searching for them now👀

  • @positivityonly3654
    @positivityonly3654 5 месяцев назад

    You need to put down the meth pipe

  • @positivityonly3654
    @positivityonly3654 5 месяцев назад

    You need to put down the meth pipe

  • @positivityonly3654
    @positivityonly3654 5 месяцев назад

    You need to put down the meth pipe

  • @positivityonly3654
    @positivityonly3654 5 месяцев назад

    You need to put down the meth pipe

  • @lilydr9364
    @lilydr9364 11 месяцев назад

    Me and my family play games every Friday night one game is called versus and it mentions someone wearing a fedora so for the second time I explain to them what a neckbeard is

  • @BexsBoxofConfusion
    @BexsBoxofConfusion 11 месяцев назад

    Almost started this earlier today but then I thought… no let’s wait until I go to bed. Good night and hello 😂

  • @danidymk5682
    @danidymk5682 11 месяцев назад

    69 comments

  • @mztweety1374
    @mztweety1374 11 месяцев назад

    OMG a bowl of phones that is hilarious.

  • @Violets_and_Madness
    @Violets_and_Madness 11 месяцев назад

    8:08 I'm not too well versed in mlp lore, but from watching it with my cousins, I'm pretty sure those are children

    • @strivingsol1816
      @strivingsol1816 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yes, those are children, which makes this post more, in Vincey's words: "Icky icky, gross gross, YUCK!"

  • @positivityonly3654
    @positivityonly3654 5 месяцев назад

    You need to put down the meth pipe

  • @micah4661
    @micah4661 11 месяцев назад

    this is what got me through my school day

  • @bengray657
    @bengray657 11 месяцев назад

    I wanna see a super fun episode next!!!

  • @VioletSilence
    @VioletSilence 11 месяцев назад +1

    Vincey: chooses the most yuck subs out there to read
    Also Vincey: "wow, that's so revolting!" "why we have to read such gross stuff?"

  • @doomsdayaddams2894
    @doomsdayaddams2894 11 месяцев назад

    That drawing is amazing!

  • @Thing1G
    @Thing1G 11 месяцев назад

    Okay but now i wanna know what a ViolinFlute would look like

  • @cute_protogen
    @cute_protogen 11 месяцев назад

    4:12 SANS 😂😂😂

  • @fredskull1618
    @fredskull1618 11 месяцев назад +1

    You’re all beautiful in all three facets.

  • @ectoplasmspasm3423
    @ectoplasmspasm3423 11 месяцев назад +1

    first

  • @VioletSilence
    @VioletSilence 11 месяцев назад

    1:16:12 No, but really, this human potato cutlet from Fable is disgusting. I'm not anywhere picky especially with friendships, but I've never had a girl this UGLY in my life. My eyes. Bleach'em.

    • @h0t_pock3t
      @h0t_pock3t 10 месяцев назад

      Are you being serious

    • @VioletSilence
      @VioletSilence 10 месяцев назад

      @@h0t_pock3t Absolutely.

  • @yeah7929
    @yeah7929 11 месяцев назад +7

    Day 2772753892381 of reminding everyone to do things for yourself because you're worth it

  • @TruckGuy88
    @TruckGuy88 11 месяцев назад

    Ooo yea, sounds like they all got their way.