Trump's apology to women with all the BS removed

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  • Опубликовано: 7 окт 2016
  • Edited by Rob Beschizza (@beschizza)

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  • @JohnDoe-pz7gx
    @JohnDoe-pz7gx 7 лет назад +1359

    For every like this comment gets a Trump supporter will change their vote.

  • @KFC_Official_
    @KFC_Official_ 7 лет назад +972

    Him breathing is still BS to me

  • @jerrycampbell634
    @jerrycampbell634 7 лет назад +362

    Sorry, but his lips were still moving...

  • @bindraindia
    @bindraindia 7 лет назад +584

    His existence is insulting to Humanity

    • @crasimia7728
      @crasimia7728 7 лет назад +10

      Bobby nah

    • @Jack-hx8yz
      @Jack-hx8yz 7 лет назад +1

      Bobby I agree

    • @thatweirdguy938
      @thatweirdguy938 7 лет назад +18

      Oh you mean like how your ignorance is insulting to everyone in this comment section?

    • @thatweirdguy938
      @thatweirdguy938 7 лет назад +1

      :)

    • @thatweirdguy938
      @thatweirdguy938 7 лет назад +1

      BTW the "your" you used is not correct grammar. That your shows ownership. You should have used you're. ;)

  • @rz1011
    @rz1011 7 лет назад +170

    Wow there are still Trump supporters??? Oh wait its just one guy with 100's of youtube accounts

    • @gavinracette8173
      @gavinracette8173 7 лет назад +1

      haha

    • @sedonaroseaurorajenkins7732
      @sedonaroseaurorajenkins7732 7 лет назад

      EYUP

    • @ADucksOpinion
      @ADucksOpinion 7 лет назад +10

      why would it change anyone's vote on something he said 10 years ago talking with some guys next to Hillarys husband being a rapist ?

    • @nakedboy9435
      @nakedboy9435 7 лет назад +7

      when people are freaking out over donald trump saying something foul 10 years ago but hillary gets 4 americans killed and defended a child rapist in court while admiting he was guilty and continued to smear the 11 yearold girl and then later laughed about the whole event but no donald trump said something mean lets vote for hillary

    • @jSCOTTmc80
      @jSCOTTmc80 7 лет назад +10

      Actually, most of the population of the USA are voting for Trump.

  • @stevensosa5995
    @stevensosa5995 7 лет назад +88

    Hate Trump but I'm republican. I won't vote this in election

    • @AbdulREssani34cP
      @AbdulREssani34cP 7 лет назад +10

      I'm a democrat, but I get where you're coming from

    • @connorhein5532
      @connorhein5532 7 лет назад

      Thx fam

    • @timmyq6324
      @timmyq6324 7 лет назад

      Steven Sosa vote down the ballot. I'm a social Democrat but I still see the value in a high participatory democracy

    • @Pacethemace9
      @Pacethemace9 7 лет назад +2

      yeah well- not a very smart republican

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange 7 лет назад

      Not a very smart American, because if that filthy cunt "wins" the election, there won't be another election in 4 years... nor will there be an America as we know it.

  • @skkkr5815
    @skkkr5815 7 лет назад +89

    Hillary Clinton needs to be called out more. This election is making me sick.

    • @merlinphilip7
      @merlinphilip7 7 лет назад +9

      Donald Trump has even more dirt on him, just you watch dirty weaboo.

    • @skkkr5815
      @skkkr5815 7 лет назад +4

      oh my fucking god it's just an anime profile pic. every single comment i make people just say "weeaboo". i know trump has done a lot of bad shit, so has hillary. america is screwed

    • @Chemeee
      @Chemeee 7 лет назад +4

      Ryan Richards 1- The Emails were a big deal (fbi said there was classified info)
      2- Hillary foundation thing is shady as shit and if your saying that's an assumption than you can make a lot of "unproven" assumptions about trump
      3- she actually lies a lot

    • @VirusKingx3
      @VirusKingx3 7 лет назад +2

      More dirt on Donald Trump than Hilary? You're as dumb as it gets.

    • @JagenRay
      @JagenRay 7 лет назад +17

      She is called out, just not on the right stuff. The shit she did back in the 90s is fucking annoying, but today everyone just cares about Benghazi and Emails because their fucking buzzwords... still Trump is the real life incarnation of every reason why most people hate rich people.

  • @SnoopyDoofie
    @SnoopyDoofie 7 лет назад +218

    Nothing like having a role model President like Trump who sees nothing wrong in letting people call their daughters "a piece of ass".

    • @josephstalin9816
      @josephstalin9816 7 лет назад +12

      Nothing better than having a woman who defends a child molester and laughs about it years later.

    • @legionofbronze996
      @legionofbronze996 7 лет назад +9

      Lol casual deflection

    • @GMHannibal
      @GMHannibal 7 лет назад +8

      Step Curry She laughed about not trusting polygraphs, not about the defendant. Also, have you read the 6th amendment?

    • @EeJLP
      @EeJLP 7 лет назад +4

      Yea, we should have role model Hillary who got a rapist of a 12 year old off and laughed about it.

    • @merlinphilip7
      @merlinphilip7 7 лет назад

      Compos Mentis Are you blind?

  • @12momokill
    @12momokill 7 лет назад +167

    #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #Trump

    • @brendopls
      @brendopls 7 лет назад +1

      MomoBTL stop

    • @marryp7046
      @marryp7046 7 лет назад

      WOO,WOO,WOO

    • @12momokill
      @12momokill 7 лет назад

      +Pluendi freedom of speech bud

    • @Isayelll
      @Isayelll 7 лет назад +8

      You really want that guy that's disrespectful to women to be your president

    • @12momokill
      @12momokill 7 лет назад +3

      +hulkawesomeness sure why not we all do it

  • @bussinnutsfuckinbutts5368
    @bussinnutsfuckinbutts5368 7 лет назад +146

    RUclips disgusts me.

    • @flower5185
      @flower5185 7 лет назад +56

      Get a sense of humor. Maybe they can teach you at Trump University.

    • @evanstock1863
      @evanstock1863 7 лет назад

      AletheAce how about you go fuck yourself " im out "

    • @coltonallgire1135
      @coltonallgire1135 7 лет назад +2

      then leave? 😕

    • @brandonsyverson6935
      @brandonsyverson6935 7 лет назад +2

      Alvin Christensen People aren't upset because of this one video. The media, including RUclips, is run on an agenda by Liberals. There are constantly non-trendy videos being posted only because it fits their agenda which is to brainwash the American sheep.

    • @Fanatang101
      @Fanatang101 7 лет назад +1

      You just realized that now?

  • @ParkerBarandon
    @ParkerBarandon 7 лет назад +95

    Why is it that trump supporters are getting so butt hurt that they bring Hillary into this?

    • @Vortex_ICEcold
      @Vortex_ICEcold 7 лет назад +4

      Parker Barandon idk but if he brings Hilary into it he will only get more hate because Hilary's a women.

    • @slodrift4251
      @slodrift4251 7 лет назад +10

      Parker Barandon rats on a sinking ship

    • @raydosson2025
      @raydosson2025 7 лет назад +1

      maybe because the two are opponents who are both running to be the POTUS...idk, just a guess

    • @pupper9474
      @pupper9474 7 лет назад

      Maybe since Hillary is bullshit? Or are you too stuck up your own ass to see?

    • @robertj8062
      @robertj8062 7 лет назад

      Fuck u

  • @esmeraldaparker2137
    @esmeraldaparker2137 7 лет назад +410

    seriously though, this makes me uncomfortable. xD

    • @prime1707
      @prime1707 7 лет назад

      Esmeralda Macias you want a safe space?

    • @Cwesade
      @Cwesade 7 лет назад

      lol

    • @IceColdProfessional
      @IceColdProfessional 7 лет назад +22

      Breathing makes you uncomfortable? Then just hold your breath.

  • @sorbitolmaltitolxylitolman3355
    @sorbitolmaltitolxylitolman3355 7 лет назад +47

    Whoever win we lose.

    • @OneLunchMan4897
      @OneLunchMan4897 7 лет назад

      +The1cn the same way most other countries do, the election is just whose the least inadequate, the whole campaigns are just going at the other candidates mistakes and cons, not who is good material. ffs might as well vote Pedro

  • @serendipit_y
    @serendipit_y 7 лет назад +55

    Once more for the people in the back: RUclips has NO obligation to be nonpartisan, unbiased, or unaffiliated with politics. None.

    • @acs_99
      @acs_99 7 лет назад +5

      hogwartschick14 oh my god, trump rallies are in the trends all the time. Maybe most people are "biased" against trump because he's an actual sexist, racist piece of shit. Sorry people aren't objective about candidates that are disgusting.

    • @serendipit_y
      @serendipit_y 7 лет назад +2

      yo I'm on your side, I hate trump. I was speaking for all the people bitching about how this was on the front page, I think it's good that youtube isn't staying neutral

    • @deathtogeorgesoros3008
      @deathtogeorgesoros3008 7 лет назад +1

      exactly, i love how people hate on youtube and facebook for showing a little bias (which i dont think there is) but even if they do, they have no obligation to be neutral

    • @ryanc3007
      @ryanc3007 7 лет назад +5

      RUclips is unbiased. Their algorithm puts forward videos that are getting a lot of attention or are related to a topic that is getting a lot of attention. Also there is a social and financial obligation to proceed this way. If you are neglecting 40 percent of your potential viewers, then your community and profits will shrink.

    • @thereaction18
      @thereaction18 7 лет назад

      Try running a pizza shop in Indiana and saying you don't have to cater a gay wedding. Is a company as big as RUclips immune from discrimination laws and such that every other business has to follow? Or is it just businesses with certain views that have to be punished for unfairly excluding people or diminishing the service they receive?

  • @Nade100T
    @Nade100T 7 лет назад +59

    Hillary supporters are triggered lol

    • @lindsey4951
      @lindsey4951 7 лет назад +21

      uh no they're pretty happy actually... she basically just won the election

    • @OrisueCrew
      @OrisueCrew 7 лет назад +9

      Yeah, we won already. So, I'm not really feeling all that triggered. Lol.:)

    • @CometX-ing
      @CometX-ing 7 лет назад +4

      People with actual decency take issue with this.

    • @onetimeracas5972
      @onetimeracas5972 7 лет назад +2

      I took an issue with this too. It's called the Bill Clinton Rape shirt.

    • @Hellrazor116
      @Hellrazor116 7 лет назад

      Sakib Adil signed into the wrong account again..... have you seen your username lately

  • @him2674
    @him2674 7 лет назад +214

    You made my fucking day.

    • @Justin-gd6uh
      @Justin-gd6uh 7 лет назад +1

      How? It makes no sense. It's horrible what he said but he did apologize and they're acting like he didn't

    • @MichaelLesesne
      @MichaelLesesne 7 лет назад +1

      you fucked who?

    • @justgoodpop
      @justgoodpop 7 лет назад

      Justin... you dont get comedy do you?

  • @maxwelljacobs8830
    @maxwelljacobs8830 7 лет назад +492

    I can't believe how baised RUclips is to put this video in trending with only 8k views and 5 comments. I'm not some "butthurt trump supporter" i am just pointing out a very obvious bias.

    • @tacocatz
      @tacocatz 7 лет назад +51

      Maxwell Jacobs I can't believe you're such a Butt hurt conservative you took the time to write that

    • @FuzzyCuff2010
      @FuzzyCuff2010 7 лет назад +112

      you realize "trending" is just an algorithm right? Like there's not some guy watching all the videos uploaded and going "hmmm I'll post this one". It's on trending because a lot of people are watching it, interacting with it, commenting on it, all those numbers vs time is why it's on trending, it's done automatically. So take off your tin hat, I know math, computers, generally school is hard for you, but this isn't "biased". This is what the majority wants to see at the moment.

    • @Tammyisthebestmovieever
      @Tammyisthebestmovieever 7 лет назад +22

      You are an idiot if you believe YT Trending is an Algorithm. I've seen videos with just 300 views on Tending. Most of it biased based on Googles Leftist agenda. If it's an Algorithm, it's a biased and shitty one. They always put Casey Neistat at number one even though it doesn't even break 2 mil half the time. Most of it is Anti Trump and all of Hillarys ads. I've seen videos of YT headquarters, it is run by idiotic 20 year olds.

    • @okok-wm5ng
      @okok-wm5ng 7 лет назад +13

      are you really upset and crying over a video? you really need to find peace within yourself

    • @instantsiv
      @instantsiv 7 лет назад +10

      Jon Oliver, a regular on the youtube trending list, was exposed for coordinating with the Clinton Foundation. Facebook, a regular at the white house, was exposed for their human curated trending page. It's confirmed humans manage the RUclips trending list because they change the title and add descriptions to some videos. Assange said he will be releasing information on Google in relation to their deep relationships with powerful insiders.
      If you think the trending page is legit you are a fool.

  • @DunnaNoah
    @DunnaNoah 7 лет назад +46

    This comment section so soft😂 like a bunch a babies throwing a hissy fit😂

  • @newblue7183
    @newblue7183 7 лет назад +52

    I'm for trump and this was still hilarious

    • @jbx_98
      @jbx_98 7 лет назад +6

      you are brainless you are saying?

    • @jbx_98
      @jbx_98 7 лет назад

      I don't really care much for proper grammar on youtube especially replying to a clueless trump supporter

    • @Chris-nt6hm
      @Chris-nt6hm 7 лет назад +3

      +Nostophod Grammer Nazi piece of shit.

    • @ThisNerdyKid
      @ThisNerdyKid 7 лет назад +6

      Absolute Pro Well you should care about being grammatically correct when questioning the intelligence of others

    • @shep1634
      @shep1634 7 лет назад +1

      Absolute Pro LMFAO look who's talking dude. Are you on fucking acid or something?

  • @Gavin_jk
    @Gavin_jk 7 лет назад +93

    You know, RUclips just fucking hates Trump.

    • @flower5185
      @flower5185 7 лет назад +43

      It's based on an algorithm. RUclips USERS hate Trump.

    • @Tammyisthebestmovieever
      @Tammyisthebestmovieever 7 лет назад +2

      YT Trending is fake as shit. All of it is just anti Trump and Hillary ads. The company is run by leftists 20 year olds who will believe anything they hear on the news. Videos with only 300 views get on Trending, never even get past 1k views. It is full of shit just made to push what they like.

    • @flower5185
      @flower5185 7 лет назад +23

      Sam Brister It's fake because it doesn't correspond to your views. You don't understand the algorithm. Go back to Info Wars.

    • @okok-wm5ng
      @okok-wm5ng 7 лет назад +7

      No shit every one hates trump, when he constantly bashes everyone when things dont go his way, including youtube

    • @coltonallgire1135
      @coltonallgire1135 7 лет назад +10

      just like most logical people? 😕

  • @courtneykay6603
    @courtneykay6603 7 лет назад +17

    That was the smartest thing I've ever heard Trump say.

  • @stroads.
    @stroads. 7 лет назад +44

    This video is incredible

  • @kevinphoenix2007
    @kevinphoenix2007 7 лет назад +38

    RUclips is so biased against Trump.

    • @odysseus9176
      @odysseus9176 7 лет назад +1

      Kevin Phoenix I actually find it the other way around. All positive and negative videos on Trump that *deserve* to be trending are. Stop whining please, you're making us look bad.

    • @jackacid6422
      @jackacid6422 7 лет назад +5

      Ya, kind of like how the rest of the world feels about his highness emperor Trump.

    • @TheEpic22
      @TheEpic22 7 лет назад +7

      Kevin Phoenix. These videos get a lot of views, that's why they are continuously put in the trending section. RUclips just likes success.

    • @joesal533
      @joesal533 7 лет назад +3

      I think this video is only trending because it went viral, I'm pretty sure youtube didn't slap this on their front page on purpose, it's just because it got alot of views rapidly.

    • @eza8328
      @eza8328 7 лет назад +4

      you are biased for trump

  • @FelixFelisis
    @FelixFelisis 7 лет назад +311

    If someone made this kind of video for Killary, you'd have to edit out her entire life.

    • @WBOWLER126
      @WBOWLER126 7 лет назад +5

      Hillary Cunton is better than Killary.

    • @Fermpm
      @Fermpm 7 лет назад +14

      Maybe that's why we have never heard of you Xena. Someone edited you out xD

    • @carlosandujar4690
      @carlosandujar4690 7 лет назад

      OOOHHHHHHH!!!!!@$!#

    • @falchion1966
      @falchion1966 7 лет назад +1

      You forgot "non thinker".

    • @a.a.2775
      @a.a.2775 7 лет назад +6

      Xena of Amphipolis 1+ for effort

  • @saja7406
    @saja7406 7 лет назад +21

    this made me feel extremely uncomfortable

  • @stephanienolan6933
    @stephanienolan6933 7 лет назад +19

    i love how this got more likes than the actual video

    • @stephanienolan6933
      @stephanienolan6933 7 лет назад +1

      compared to the dislikes

    • @112233JORDAN
      @112233JORDAN 7 лет назад +1

      Not on Trump's Facebook page where he posted the video. Huge amount of support. Nearly half a MILLION likes.

  • @sway4everything
    @sway4everything 7 лет назад +12

    Lol- that was funny! If you erased all of Hillary's BS, you would erase her right out of existence 😂

    • @hyeu9811
      @hyeu9811 7 лет назад

      Lmao ikr

    • @lokddhci3487
      @lokddhci3487 7 лет назад +2

      she doesn't lie that much

    • @Hellrazor116
      @Hellrazor116 7 лет назад

      Same thing with trump except he would be swallowed in a black hole

  • @Bkytrmpt
    @Bkytrmpt 7 лет назад +27

    My support for TRUMP is still....I will vote for honestly before dishonestly anyday and hope voters in this election will have WISDOM and see the difference ..... BTW check out TRUMP OVERTURE 2016 on U-TUBE!!!

    • @extrasmalldoll654
      @extrasmalldoll654 7 лет назад +31

      So, Trump isn't a blatant liar? You're blissfully unaware of the outright lies he constantly tells. He's undeniably delusional.

    • @ceebee5641
      @ceebee5641 7 лет назад +7

      Why though? What appeal does he have that I'm not seeing???

    • @Tammyisthebestmovieever
      @Tammyisthebestmovieever 7 лет назад +4

      Like Hillary Tells the truth 24/7? Stfu. Trump is an ego manic, egotistical jackass, but, him over her any day.

    • @zebrom7994
      @zebrom7994 7 лет назад +16

      You misspelled "I have autism"

    • @greenshoot7871
      @greenshoot7871 7 лет назад +1

      Bruce Miller
      Hillary is for feminists and there are like 100 in the world
      Dont worry even though im a woman, i am sure as hell i aint one

  • @mattbraga4033
    @mattbraga4033 7 лет назад +3

    still cant believe we let a celebrity represent a candidate to have power over our country.

  • @sagear2161
    @sagear2161 7 лет назад +7

    I CAN'T BREATHE I'M CRYING

  • @shreddingstuff
    @shreddingstuff 7 лет назад +14

    This was so uncomfortable to watch

  • @yief3194
    @yief3194 7 лет назад +13

    It hardly matters how mean or insulting Trump or Hillary is. Anyone with an open mind will agree that they have both done very stupid things. Don't freak out about the fact that Trump hasn't paid taxes the way he should've been, or that Hillary bought ads that would air during Hurricane Matthew news coverage. What will actually affect us is what they want to do with this country in terms of tax policies, healthcare, immigration, etc. I am not telling you to vote either way in this comment, I just want everyone to focus on what actually matters so we can choose the best candidate together.

    • @punkinduh8012
      @punkinduh8012 7 лет назад +1

      say it again for the people in the back honey

    • @genghiskhan2180
      @genghiskhan2180 7 лет назад +1

      Yief I agree with you, but Trump did avoid whatever taxes he could legally, so I don't disapprove him for that reason.

    • @yief3194
      @yief3194 7 лет назад

      Ok? I'm not sure if that was directed toward me or not but if it was then try reading my comment again. I am not taking the middle ground. I am asking people to focus on what matters.

    • @WunTu92
      @WunTu92 7 лет назад +2

      Hillary Clinton embezzled millions of donated dollars from a starving third world country in its greatest hour of need. What will she do with our money?

  • @ZanKronKa
    @ZanKronKa 7 лет назад +15

    I'm just here to see comments, don't mind me.

  • @KoderKat
    @KoderKat 7 лет назад +8

    Someone make a dubstep remix of this

  • @tylerrelief
    @tylerrelief 7 лет назад +29

    Wow, democrats and republicans act like they're separate countries lol

    • @Veri7a
      @Veri7a 7 лет назад +3

      Forgetting that the whole time, Trump and the Clintons were all good and buddy-buddy last year.

    • @geraldsoria1764
      @geraldsoria1764 7 лет назад +2

      well they were at one time separate countries

    • @dankley9969
      @dankley9969 7 лет назад

      relief I wish we were

  • @TheChoppergunner100
    @TheChoppergunner100 7 лет назад +15

    what about hillary the criminal mmmmmmmmmmm

    • @TheEpic22
      @TheEpic22 7 лет назад +13

      Toshiro Hitsugaya. Trump has been committed way more crimes than Hillary so ok.

    • @heavenlymessages3863
      @heavenlymessages3863 7 лет назад

      Obviously, you are one of those people who BROKE THE LAW AND CAME OVER THE BORDER, SO? You will go back where you came from and apply for citizenship like everybody else!

    • @merlinphilip7
      @merlinphilip7 7 лет назад

      homygod. This weaboo thinks his opinion is relevant LMAO.

    • @TheChoppergunner100
      @TheChoppergunner100 7 лет назад

      Jaded to bad im a us citizen, sooo your saying go back to the united states of america. but still id rather have a jerk than that witch breaking the constitution multiple times, free open borders were enemies can come in, spreading sharia law, gun grabs, and if you talk about her health, you get shut down, tpp, email scandals, more freakin political correctness.

    • @ilovetosmile
      @ilovetosmile 7 лет назад

      did your mom type that for you or did you look it up on Wikipedia

  • @HandsupLX
    @HandsupLX 7 лет назад +20

    True story.

  • @graymyers
    @graymyers 7 лет назад +6

    It's amazing that these inhaling videos never fail to make me laugh

  • @tworains2
    @tworains2 7 лет назад +7

    Lmfaooooooooo I can't breath, shit is too funny

  • @Metrothunder3
    @Metrothunder3 7 лет назад +10

    Hahhahahaha. That shits hilarious.

  • @UlquiorraZombie
    @UlquiorraZombie 7 лет назад +9

    the only people online are kids and people who aren't voting. Hilldog is losing, sorry kids and angsty teens.

    • @cristiant30
      @cristiant30 7 лет назад +5

      Yasuo The Unforgiven im not really for Hillary or Trump, I think they're both atrocious people but you do realize that Hillary is leading the polls? And even is she wasn't, the popular vote isn't what gets a president elected, it's the Electoral College and it's reasonable to assume Hillary will win most electoral votes even if Trump wins popular votes because in most states, the people in the electoral college and not legally required to vote for the candidate that won the popular vote in their state.

    • @houayangthe3rd
      @houayangthe3rd 7 лет назад

      Shhhhh that's a secret they already know it. They're hoping for another W.Bush and Gore.

    • @thereaction18
      @thereaction18 7 лет назад

      If Trump can't get Florida and Pennsylvania, he's probably toast.

  • @oxygenre1650
    @oxygenre1650 7 лет назад +3

    i felt like like trump really cut the crap in this video

  • @anthonysuarez7246
    @anthonysuarez7246 7 лет назад +1

    Go to a dark room... close your eyes, and listen to this

  • @M4gn1
    @M4gn1 7 лет назад +8

    Hahahha omg this is so funny I laughed so hard 10/10 give this kid a cookie

  • @menachemsachemrobotscowitz2794
    @menachemsachemrobotscowitz2794 7 лет назад +3

    Gasping for votes.

  • @hugojuarez467
    @hugojuarez467 7 лет назад +6

    #crookedhillary #hillaryforprison2016

  • @eklavya3816
    @eklavya3816 7 лет назад +1

    Hungry Mungry sat at supper,
    Took his knife and spoon and fork,
    Ate a bowl of mushroom soup, ate a slice of roasted pork,
    Ate a dozen stewed tomatoes, twenty-seven deviled eggs,
    Fifteen shrimps, nine bakes potatoes,
    Thirty-two fried chicken legs,
    A shank of lamb, a boiled ham,
    Two bowls of grits, some black-eye peas,
    Four chocolate shakes, eight angel cakes,
    Nine custard pies with Muenster cheese,
    Ten pots of tea, and after he,
    Had eaten all that he was able,
    He poured some broth on the tablecloth
    And ate the kitchen table.
    His parents said, "Oh Hungry Mungry, stop these silly jokes."
    Mungry opened up his mouth, and "Gulp," he ate his folks.
    And then he went and ate his house, all the bricks and wood,
    And then he ate up all the people in the neighborhood.
    Up came twenty angry policeman shouting, "Stop and cease."
    Mungry opened his mouth and "Gulp," he ate the police.
    Soldiers came with tanks and guns.
    Said Mungry, "They can't harm me."
    He just smiled and licked his lips and ate the U.S. Army.
    The President sent all his bombers--Mungry still was calm,
    Put his head back, gulped the planes, and gobbled up the bomb.
    He ate his town and ate the city-ate and ate and-
    And then he said, "I think I'll eat the whole United States."
    And so he ate Chicago first and munched the Water Tower,
    And then he chewed on Pittsburgh but he found it rather sour.
    He ate New York and Tennessee, and all of Boston town,
    Then drank the Mississippi River just to wash it down.
    And when he'd eaten every state, each puppy, boy and girl
    He wiped his mouth upon his sleeve and went to eat the world.
    He ate the Egypt pyramids and every church in Rome,
    And all the grass in Africa and all in ice in Nome.
    He ate each hill in green Brazil and then to make things worse
    He decided for dessert he'd eat the universe.
    He started with the moon and stars and soon as he was done
    He gulped the clouds, he sipped the wind and gobbled up the sun.
    Then sitting there in the cold dark air,
    He started to nibble his feet,
    Then his legs, then his hips
    Then his neck, then his lips
    Till he sat there just gnashin' his teeth
    'Cause nothin' was nothin' was
    Nothin' was nothin' was
    Nothin' was left to eat.
    -Shel Silverstein

  • @All4mula
    @All4mula 7 лет назад +5

    more sincere than hillarys

  • @myneighborsthinkimcrazy9761
    @myneighborsthinkimcrazy9761 7 лет назад +3

    Donald Trump ASMR

  • @RexyGamingTv
    @RexyGamingTv 7 лет назад +3

    I still hear bullshit... oh wait that's just his breathing.

  • @ashenafewerku1471
    @ashenafewerku1471 7 лет назад +1

    I can't believe this guy is running to be president

  • @chazUSA
    @chazUSA 7 лет назад +1

    I bet half at least half the men in the U.S. have said something like this or worse.... C'mon people.

  • @PhillipShadid1981
    @PhillipShadid1981 7 лет назад +3

    Omg.. This was BRILLIANTLY funny as FUCK.

  • @Darcsied27
    @Darcsied27 7 лет назад +4

    😂😂😂😂😂 it was all BULLSHIT lol

  • @Noxio
    @Noxio 7 лет назад +1

    This advertisement is approved by Hillary Clinton, pokemon go vote for me please

  • @octopibingo
    @octopibingo 7 лет назад +2

    Bill & Hill's apology to the women they tried to ruin. " "

  • @xtraderpy9242
    @xtraderpy9242 7 лет назад +4

    This was funny af. But, why is it trending?

    • @bekab5690
      @bekab5690 7 лет назад +3

      Because it had one of the highest numbers of views within a certain timeframe (an hour, I think is the criteria.) And has continued to keep that number up.

    • @heebiejeebies4625
      @heebiejeebies4625 7 лет назад

      +Beka B That's bs because I've seen videos that fall under that category and never make the trending page. It's also too coincidental that all trending videos are of late night show host and politics.

    • @THEoriginalxSKATE369
      @THEoriginalxSKATE369 7 лет назад

      it is now and agreed this is hilarious

    • @bekab5690
      @bekab5690 7 лет назад

      +Nikolai Belinski There's different requirements depending on the type of video. Political videos are in the news because everybody, all over the world, is laughing and watching the USAs election.
      This video follows RUclipss criteria for a trending video, based on how many people have watched it per (insert timeframe,) the amount of comments per (insert timeframe,) and the amount of shares per (insert timeframe.)
      If you want to learn specifics, I recommend contacting RUclips about their policies.

    • @Hellrazor116
      @Hellrazor116 7 лет назад

      Xtra Derpy no one knows. but basically he didn't really apologize lol

  • @A1Googler
    @A1Googler 7 лет назад +3

    LMAO. EXACTLY

  • @trumpisaloser2109
    @trumpisaloser2109 7 лет назад

    Donald Trump to Howard Stern: *It's okay to call my daughter a 'piece of ass'*

  • @TylerL220
    @TylerL220 7 лет назад

    Someone please make a 10 hour version of this

  • @drakefaden1464
    @drakefaden1464 7 лет назад +4

    You've earned my "like"! Well done!👍🏾

  • @Emily-pq6zd
    @Emily-pq6zd 7 лет назад +4

    Is 20K views considered "trending"?
    I'm so confused.
    I mean, I hate the guy as much as any sane person, but...
    Trending at 20K?

    • @gerardoandrade6966
      @gerardoandrade6966 7 лет назад

      The Narwhal Assassin I don't think it depends on how many views it has. It's more like how fast it gets the views that make it trending.

    • @Emily-pq6zd
      @Emily-pq6zd 7 лет назад

      Juanito Skillz I see

    • @slimothy02
      @slimothy02 7 лет назад

      Do you not understand how RUclips works?

    • @slimothy02
      @slimothy02 7 лет назад +2

      It's because the video is force trended by RUclips to push their liberal agenda onto viewers

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange 7 лет назад +1

      While that's totally true, anyone who makes a decision about politics at any level because of a RUclips video shouldn't be allowed to vote.

  • @kacyc3052
    @kacyc3052 7 лет назад

    I was confused, and then I looked at the title again XD

  • @matthewreyna8431
    @matthewreyna8431 7 лет назад +2

    I like it how everyone is making a big deal what Trump said about that women when all men talk like that

  • @SterlingVelazquez
    @SterlingVelazquez 7 лет назад +3

    Hmmm....nope, still too much bullshit

  • @alexg2083
    @alexg2083 7 лет назад +1

    Trump vote locked in. Bring on the bs.

  • @SqueebzEZ
    @SqueebzEZ 7 лет назад +3

    Lol at the people that say RUclips is biased for putting this video in trending as if a person picks it up manually and places it there. They use an algorithm that automatically places videos in trending based on how quickly a video is gaining views.

  • @DragoSpawn
    @DragoSpawn 7 лет назад +1

    I can smell those tic tacs from here

  • @austinjames199758
    @austinjames199758 7 лет назад +8

    How about you give the guy a chance you heart of stone hillary supporters, you can clearly notice a change if you have watched his entire campaign throughout. I mean if you can forgive Hillary for all her shit.

    • @serendipit_y
      @serendipit_y 7 лет назад +1

      I thought it was bleeding heart liberals? now it's heart of stone? this is getting confusing

    • @Username-eg7fs
      @Username-eg7fs 7 лет назад +2

      no fuck trumo he can go to hell

    • @hyeu9811
      @hyeu9811 7 лет назад

      Hillary is sh!t

    • @ocachisu
      @ocachisu 7 лет назад +1

      Every time I tried to like Trump he would say stuff like "build a wall" "put Muslims in a database" "black people are undesirables" "You can do anything you want to women" "If she wasn't my daughter I'd marry her" "I want to see her on her knees" "Clinton is the devil" "She has no stamina.... She's a fighter, she never gives up". And he refuses to release his tax returns, had a fake college, used charity money to buy painting of his face, had 4 bankruptcies , and brags about how he's smart because he doesn't pay taxes. He's never been for the working class until a few months ago. He's proved nothing except he's hungry for power because he wants to be powerful. He doesn't know what to do with that power and he's going to make dangerous decisions. Hillary is hungry for power, too, but because she thinks with he experience in politics that she can help us.

  • @stevenfraney5114
    @stevenfraney5114 7 лет назад

    I hope Secretary Clinton offers Don a Tic Tac to start the debate. That would be hilarious 😂

  • @NickChouProd
    @NickChouProd 7 лет назад

    I wasn't expecting that

  • @alihakam697
    @alihakam697 7 лет назад +2

    This makes me feel awfully uncomfortable...

  • @branditheempress
    @branditheempress 7 лет назад

    LMFAO I wasn't expecting that

  • @stringnumber221
    @stringnumber221 7 лет назад

    I expected the video to be this exact amount of time but with no sound and a black screen.

  • @Sid00101
    @Sid00101 7 лет назад +1

    Now is the first tume I believe him.

  • @gerardoandrade6966
    @gerardoandrade6966 7 лет назад

    Lmao! I'm dead!

  • @aaronhernandez5791
    @aaronhernandez5791 7 лет назад +3

    Thank you for the laugh

  • @tupapa9096
    @tupapa9096 7 лет назад

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I just farted!

  • @Sarah-ue1ew
    @Sarah-ue1ew 7 лет назад +1

    Oh, Obama. Where did we go wrong ):

  • @Iamreallycoolful11
    @Iamreallycoolful11 7 лет назад +1

    yep, that seems about right.

  • @elijahbutterfield4869
    @elijahbutterfield4869 7 лет назад

    he sounds like my dog when she's sniffing around for food

  • @marcosm3508
    @marcosm3508 7 лет назад +1

    Damn, that was a hell of a speech. Definitely made you hold you're breath.

  • @michaeljustice124
    @michaeljustice124 7 лет назад

    I'm surprised there was a whole 9 seconds there...

  • @InfiniteGenresOfMusic
    @InfiniteGenresOfMusic 7 лет назад

    We're all gonna die. That was a curse he just casted upon us. Doesnt matter if he becomes president or not.

  • @josephswain9985
    @josephswain9985 7 лет назад

    I'm walking into a trap but I found this funny

  • @shanemoxley5799
    @shanemoxley5799 7 лет назад

    George Washington was right. Different political parties will tear apart the U.S. Why cant we have a president elected with no party and have the people vote like America is supposed to be.

  • @noahgoldenberg7331
    @noahgoldenberg7331 7 лет назад

    I love how it says With all the BS removed

  • @treason9906
    @treason9906 7 лет назад

    lol wtf did i just watch

  • @Misypo
    @Misypo 7 лет назад

    Why is some locker talk such a big deal to some people?

  • @turbotaquitogoogle8095
    @turbotaquitogoogle8095 7 лет назад

    This might possibly be the most unnerving thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

  • @warrior-th7ih
    @warrior-th7ih 7 лет назад

    there was a man that had the heart of gold liquide gold he will chop trees, climb montains, and fight with bears yea thats right real bears and after he's done he will eat macaroni and cheese with a side of jimmy deans pigs feet

  • @logic109
    @logic109 7 лет назад

    Trump said mean things, Hilary does mean things and laughs and LIES about them

  • @jonk1370
    @jonk1370 7 лет назад +1

    Hillary for prison

  • @yourmajesty7012
    @yourmajesty7012 7 лет назад +1

    Don't vote for him

  • @breakfastcasual7800
    @breakfastcasual7800 7 лет назад

    "I can't believe this is trending"
    Translation:
    "I failed calculus in high school whats a deribadib?"

  • @CDawgTheOne
    @CDawgTheOne 7 лет назад

    This is literally A for Asthma but with trump

  • @Jesse-bg1bh
    @Jesse-bg1bh 7 лет назад +2

    This is a much better apology.

  • @greenshoot7871
    @greenshoot7871 7 лет назад

    Great. Hes breathing... that totally convinced me that he can breathe. I thought he couldn't. thats why i was voting for him in the first place.

  • @NovemberBegin
    @NovemberBegin 7 лет назад

    Will be voting Democrat for the first time since LBJ this November...Trump is awful.

  • @isleep3146
    @isleep3146 7 лет назад

    AMERICANS CANT GRAB THE CONCEPT OF BANTER.