TOP KEK With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever; always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all his favourite bars...men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks...from things he'll never know.
I listen to him at half speed all of the time. Slowing down the fast and loose double talk allows enough time to really hear the bullshit and laugh enjoy the humour. Funny shit!
And people cheer for this guy? No wonder so many Americans are talking about leaving, I think up here in Canada we're going to need to increase the budget to the immigration offices.
Trump seemed drunk at the speech: red faced, puffy, squinting eyes, sweaty. Worst convention speech ever! He is so unfit to be President. The guy is nuts!
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Damn. He's had 20 more beers then he should've had...
0.5 speed made me crying LMAO
same same lol wtaf am i doing w my life? X'DDD
ME TOO X'D
i did the same haha
Same :D
0.0 is best, keep him that way
I slowed it down to 0.5. Did not regret
This, with Aphex Twin - Radiator playing simultaneously. Is this what a bad trip feels like?
I'd say so.
"TRIIYAN"
thumbs up for aphex twin.
Waaats the trooooouble? Weeellllll alllll this whiiite stuff onnnn my sleeve.........is LSD
Go drunk, home, you're Trump.
He sounds like he is sedated and in a home, nursing home.
go home, trump, you're drunk
Lol😄
We now know Donald trump is just a fast talking drunk
Lol
I despise Trump but this is hilarious!! He sounds like the drunk at a bar at 2am!!!
This man is a comedy legend. Andy Kaufman would be jealous of this act.
How about Tony Clifton?
He sounds ridiculous at any speed.
still miles ahead of hillary clinton
You're the type that would vote for a Kardashian because "I done seen dem on the tee vee machine. Dem girls am smart."
+aweaea wwfwawe no he's not.
no that's you. cuz if you want a world war 3 then your very stupid
YOYO DOES THINGS. um, he got like 6 countries mad already in his first year so far.
Never had a Grandpa but I sure know drunks.... And this, is really brilliant
2:38 I DON'T CAAARRREEE
sums it up really nice
+Wiratama you beat me to it
+Wiratama play it on 0.5 it's even better
I was about to say. Even more drunk!
Sounds better when you start at 2:37
I pit the speed up 2x and it didn't disappoint!! Like a man who's been smoking a lot of crack!!!
Hilarious ! Thanks for sharing this.
Your drunk, crazy uncle after a bottle of Jim Beam.
😂😂😂😂 I laughed as soon as it started
This is exactly why I never discuss politics when drunk...
Bloody awesome! You're a hero.
"Anybody want some LSD? I got all the makings right here. All I need is a place to cook..."
+Just Liam LSD is not cooked. Like Meth, or Crack.
It's a quote from a film, mate. Blame Hunter S.Thompson. What would he know about drugs, eh?
+MrTubs911 Tell that to Owsley
+Just Liam I recall one night in a place called 'The Matrix'- There I was. Mother of God, There I am! Holy fuck
TOP KEK With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever; always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all his favourite bars...men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks...from things he'll never know.
Go home man, you're trump.
Holy shit, it sounds like a Bill Cosby parody. Behaves like Bill is alleged to have behaved, too.
idk why but after watching a minute of this and then realizing that speeding the video up x2 would get the original it sounded fast, cool effect.
I listen to him at half speed all of the time. Slowing down the fast and loose double talk allows enough time to really hear the bullshit and laugh enjoy the humour. Funny shit!
TRIIILLLLIIOOOONS
+Isabella Green HAHAHA
+Isabella Green "Nobody even knows what that is!"
Treeliooons....no one knows what a treeeliooon is!!!
LOL..THIS ONE AND THE ONE WHERE HE SPEAKS ON A BATTLESHIP IN SLOW MOTION ARE THE FUNNIEST...!!!
+My_ Channel true...!!! that one's also great
+My_ Channel rightly said
drunk uncle for president? no thank you
Oh well.
"Nobody even knows what a trillion is!"
Except for, y'know, maths people.
"No one knows what the 19 in COVID-19 means". Literally everyone else: "Uhhh yeah, we actually do."
"but they're DELIQUENT, you call them DELIQUENT, these countries are DELIQUENT, now they're DELIQUENT "
Definitely Presidential material.....
This is amazing!
WATCHING THIS AND SOME OTHER SLOW MOTION SPEECH VIDEOS OF DONALD TRUMP MADE MY DAY...!!! :)
+My_ Channel LOL...same here...!!!
+My_ Channel these are great
GWB was advertised as a president "you could have a beer with". This video shows Trump is the guy who had your beer, and much more.
omfg. more. of the others too. plz. make the primary season entertaining again.
You get a brand new edition of *Drunk Donald Trump*
oh god i almost pissed myself, bless you!! this is the greatest thing
perfection
-thanx
I think I met that guy last saturday at the pub round the corner :D
Who else looked at the comments and read them slower than usual
I f-i-n-d t-h-i-s h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s ! ! !
Really intelligent comment!
"I don't caaaaàre" lmao hahahahaha great vid
#Trumpenstyle by Donald Drunk! 😂
He should drink! 😂
I'd love to see Trump saying CHINA (with his finger on) and also down to 10% slow-motioned.
pure gold...
I don't even understand him and its slowed down 50%
Trump with 8 beers in him LoL
Pure gold.
seriously this is too funny !
This is how he sounds to everyone except his base.
Hammered! ;)
weeeeeeeed! :D
And people cheer for this guy? No wonder so many Americans are talking about leaving, I think up here in Canada we're going to need to increase the budget to the immigration offices.
No
No Americans can stay in their mess of a country -- I quite like my country the way it is thank you very much.
Let's build a wall!
0:20 "Did you ever get so close to a deal, or a jooooobbb? That you don't really seeeee ittt!"
me too - im dying =)))
The sad thing is that it's still not slow enough for his supporters to understand he's not saying a damn thing.
Isn’t this how he actually sounds? They just play him at double speed.
Must be what Trump will sound like in his 80s.
😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👌🏾 I'm dying
OMG im crying 😂😂😭😭😂😂
I felt drunk just watching this
this speech was given at exactly 4:25
Cheers 🥂
Put play back speed to 0.25%
Anderson Cooper said it best......"He's such a little man"
Please do this to the inauguration speech
This made me laugh
Hahahaha amazing
Hilarious and honest, admitting to the not-so-obvious slowdown. I expect O'Keefe to steal this only not be honest.
Trump seemed drunk at the speech: red faced, puffy, squinting eyes, sweaty. Worst convention speech ever! He is so unfit to be President. The guy is nuts!
I know this is old but in 2023 we need this footage for a new rebuttal song for the J6 choir. Crush the cult.
I keep expecting to hear “I love you, man!”
His speech at regular speed sounded like an angry drunk uncle at a wedding. Embarrassing!
Love President Trump, but I'm dying laughing over here.
warning:don't operate any machinery while watching this program.
... duuuuude!
I doubled the speed... my god its HILARIOUS
Heroin kills, Don.
Infinity more years
He just sounds high now. Hahaha
2:17 omg best seconds of my life
lol. do clinton and sanders next!
+JaWBReaKeR 707 PLEASE!!!
One Stoke away from not letting the VP in
Sounds like Trailer Park Supervisor Jim Lahey
Thank God I don't have smell-a-vision.
If you set the video to 0.25 it looks demonic.
He's on the good shit... ;)
Everyone's drunk uncle.
He sounds like he's had just a few too many drinks.
So funny 😂
Set this video speed up to 0.05 in the settings for even more slowmo
lool this shit is lit lol
Make Donald Drunk Again
I entered on this video only to see it speeded 2x
Press 2 for "It's not fair."
Press repeatedly for every Trump press conference ever held.
He sounds exactly like Cosby
Free association word salad of random thoughts and incomplete sentences...unreal!! We get it, dude...DE...LIN...QUENT
White man's version of Bill Cosby.
"Puddin' Pop".
space dad!
Is it Thanksgiving already?
"I don't caaaare..."
Apparently neither do voters.
The essence of drunken political crazy person at a bus stop.
ILUMINAT
Vaporwave Trump
He sounds drunk! Oh my god this is the best!
Slow it down to 0.5 speed again for am ambient mix.