James is the kind of partner that acts like they don’t want to watch any reality tv his woman wants until she turns it on and he gets lost in it and is mad at the different actors. But when she asks him “I thought you didn’t want to watch this??” He acts like he’s not really that involved 😂😂 it sends me!!
James watches shows his girl has never even heard about. Then he says stuff like, "Hey have you seen this show? My sister watches it.", just so he can try to get his girl to watch it with him and not have to admit he has been watching it for 3 seasons already.
girl math came first and it was like a girls thing and then the men started saying that girl math didn’t make sense, so the girls created boy math just cussing out boys 🤣🤣
I literally had this argument with my sister two nights ago 😂 I told her, girl math is math that a good number of girls do. “Boy math” is the math that girls say boys do when boys point out how little sense girl math makes 🤣
The way James reviews these movies and tv shows… I always go search for them, immediately! They should start paying him coz I think he really markets them well!
We don't keep going back and looking in the fridge and cupboards to see if anything magically appeared there, we go back and see if our standards have lowered enough to eat what's already there.
James: "Treasure in the hills by leon thomas. Play this song on full volume...your welcome." Me: *pauses video* *searches--Treasure in the hills by leon thomas* *saves song for later* *resumes video*
Immediately played Treasure in the hills once James said it and it is vibeyyy I gotta get into his music more. Also James talking about what he does when he is bored is the funniest thing. 😂
I used to watch when I was with my ex.. if he talked I yelled in my James voice, "SHUT UP" accent and all 😂😂 I'm American... heavy accent "Broooo jus shut up!" Lol😂
Lol please be aware that boy math only came about when the boys wanted to be mean about girl math. The girls were just having a good time and then certain people wanted to rage about it so that's how this has started. Girl math is fun and chill
@@kevinkbsguys for sure cuz it's not that your nit good at what your doing it just didnt happen but your gonna take it like it's personal against you when it's just harder for women to get off
@@kevinkbs okay and while yes that does hurt I can fix that with exercise and better diets where as with men what they tend to take personally is the size of their sword if it can stay hard or not looks funny or looks nice is it too big is it too small theres definitely more pressure on men with sex cuz thats what were made to believe theh think abojt all the time so theu have to be good
I was thinking there’s no way anyone could eat 30 lbs of food in one sitting. When he explained it was £30 I was relieved for a moment. Then thought it’s still probably too much food.
As a married mom of 6, yes, I eat ALL THE SNACKS when my husband is at work or when the little ones are napping. Im the only person with self control in this house. Nothing lasts if I leave it out. My husband doesn’t even get mad because he knows it’s true (that they have no self control) lol
James' MAFS recap makes the show sound sooo exciting !! He could have a review of painting a wall and watching it dry and make it sound like the best thing ever
I find great joy and enthusiasm in some times not knowing WTF James and Fuhad are talking about. I laugh so hard using context clues. It is the puzzle of it all. Love from Houston, Texas. ❤ When I do understand, i just smile and giggle.
I love how girl math applies to finances, wild boy math applies to generally everything. And they think we are the delusional ones hahahah I love this podcast
Talk to me Daddies 😏 shout out from Barbados 🇧🇧 where my Caribbean people at? Will James never stop being sassier every week ? 😂happy Monday everyone 🎉
I think when men want open relationships they forget how hot their girlfriends/wives are. This woman gets approached at grocery stores, her office, the gas station, target, starbucks. Like do men not understand 😂😂😂
They also forget that those other men will get the made up/dressed up/fun version of their wife w/o putting in ANY work, b/c she’s not looking for a relationship. Meanwhile the husband still has to deal with the arguments, the bills, the (normal, not toxic) stress that comes with marriage. Plus, when he goes out, he’s probably gonna have to spend some money to get laid which for a normal person with family expenses, is just not fiscally feasible to do often. The most ‘logical’ beings on the planet but they never think about this tho😭
I'm going through some major anxiety issues right now. Anxiety lead to physical shutdown and got me hospitalized. Your podcasts keep my mind occupied for hours. Thank you
I felt the I eat my favorite snacks that I hide from my children and husband. As a mom, you can’t have anything to yourself, those crouch goblins will hear the bag open and run towards you to eat it all.
When i'm alone I pretend I have an audience 😂. Like say something witty and then stare into the abyss behind me like it's an audience. Or act like i'm on broadway. I swear it's the theater kid in me dying to get out 😅
Just recently discovered you guys but as an American( by birth not choice) I love your humor. Been going through a big depression episode but laughing til I cry listening to you guys has helped so much. Thank you
I would just like to thank God for bringing fall and the return of Fuhad and James in sweat pants… and thank you gents, the girlies have been waiting all year 😂
😂 Why do I love James's commentary on married at first sight more then the actual show lmao! He makes it sound so juicy,now I've got to catch up on that show
I listen to their podcast all day at work. I be sitting in my office CACKLING😭😭
Same. My co worker gets so tired of me 🤣🤣🤣
same i get mocked for it lol@@billiethomas8838
Office nice flex
Brother said cackling 😭
Fr!! Glad I'm in office alone most of the time lmao
Fuhad talking about pulling pantys to the side got me blushing like James last week when Fuhad called him Daddy… *bites finger*
Lovely eyes
timestamp?
i remember that lol it was so funny
@@News_n_Dine bro, come on
@@veiddimaddur8354 come on bro what? She does have lovely eyes, what's the issue with complimenting that?
James is the kind of partner that acts like they don’t want to watch any reality tv his woman wants until she turns it on and he gets lost in it and is mad at the different actors. But when she asks him “I thought you didn’t want to watch this??” He acts like he’s not really that involved 😂😂 it sends me!!
James watches shows his girl has never even heard about. Then he says stuff like, "Hey have you seen this show? My sister watches it.", just so he can try to get his girl to watch it with him and not have to admit he has been watching it for 3 seasons already.
@@lapukasthis is me with korean dramas😂
James has a story for every moment. The rolling bed had me cackling! Park that thing!
He has lived 😂😂
Faaaaacts! Those beds do come with brakes! 😂😂😂😂
I honestly see why they are friends.
girl math came first and it was like a girls thing and then the men started saying that girl math didn’t make sense, so the girls created boy math just cussing out boys 🤣🤣
I was thinking. They don't want none of that.
Literally
I literally had this argument with my sister two nights ago 😂 I told her, girl math is math that a good number of girls do. “Boy math” is the math that girls say boys do when boys point out how little sense girl math makes 🤣
@@dylanshandley1246but boy math is still facts no lie lol
Factssssss , I’ve BEEN thinking this ☠️
I know in my soul they practice the Tyla water move when they're alone lol
Yes!!! I was thinking that lol
“Get this man’s breasts off your phone” 😂😂😂😂 when you put it that way it’s WILD!
Watching James doing the MAFS recap is so much better than watching the actual show
Facts ! They should have a segment just recaps. This & when the roleplay
I know right!?!? Makes me ALMOST want to watch. But not enough to actually watch😂😂
"Someone grated it."😂 James has multiple issues.😂
Multiple lol
😂😂😂😂
Honestly its unhealthy how much i GAG for these episodes to drop, yes daddy
Ayo?
@@angrilothangriloth3558 you heard what he said.
Their podcast should be classified as la coccaina atp😩
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Loo
M iiionnkkkkkkkkkk
wtf
I used to pretend I was a talk show host when I was home alone . Every episode was wild 😂
“Every episode was wild” 😂😂😂
🤣😂
Deeeetails! Lol!
Literally what every influencer does for pay now 😂
😂😂😂😂 please invite me on one of them
Fuhad is so beautiful. Moisturized, tall, dark, funny… and those daddy shorts he be wearing. Y’all…….
Yes! He is a beautiful chocolate specimen with nice hands and teeth! 🥰
Yesssss sis!
Creep
Tall ?
The lingerie they wear to work is so temping 🤤
The way James reviews these movies and tv shows… I always go search for them, immediately! They should start paying him coz I think he really markets them well!
I'm the type to host pretend concerts when I'm home alone. Combo of rap, J-pop, RnB and older classics🤣
Nail on the head.
Same
And the way u get to hype urself up aswell lmaoo
I use to do this when I was younger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jpop yasssssss
James makes Fuhad so happy lmaoooo the way he just belly laughs. 😂🥹
We don't keep going back and looking in the fridge and cupboards to see if anything magically appeared there, we go back and see if our standards have lowered enough to eat what's already there.
Facts!😂
😂
This literally 🤣🤣
😂😂
😂
James said "I crump A LOT" and I almost peed myself 😂😂😂😂
So he did say Crump! My brain was like... nah. 😂😂😂😂
@@txzbelle75 It's Krump* - signed a krump dancer
Sorry I had to say something lol
@@txzbelle75 but think about how often James says shit that makes you say "nahhhhh" 😂 😂 😂
@@TruKrumpCollective I thought so but then decided I didn't care enough to make an edit lol 🤷🏾♀️
If you struggle with incontinence, I would recommend that you consult a physician.
If you have to ask if she came, she definitely DIDN'T! Just so you know. 😂😂😂
Because I promise, if she does, you'll KNOW.
Definitely. C
I'm glad someone is given Leon Thomas his due respect cuz that man can sing I've known that since the show victorious
He carried that show.
@@nicolerising3449Him and Ariana❤Liz is a great singer as well. She just didn’t get any recognition.
James: "Treasure in the hills by leon thomas. Play this song on full volume...your welcome."
Me: *pauses video*
*searches--Treasure in the hills by leon thomas*
*saves song for later*
*resumes video*
Facccts LOL
I definitely admit I was wrong and overreacted!!😂😂😂
Anxiety
Immediately played Treasure in the hills once James said it and it is vibeyyy I gotta get into his music more. Also James talking about what he does when he is bored is the funniest thing. 😂
Keep it 100 is also great. I wish he would revamp it though🥰
i watch shxtsngigs alone cos if i watch it with my man he just chats throughout
FAAAACTTSSS😂
Tthhiiisssss!!!
😂
That part! Like shut up man lol
I used to watch when I was with my ex.. if he talked I yelled in my James voice, "SHUT UP" accent and all 😂😂 I'm American... heavy accent "Broooo jus shut up!" Lol😂
This is becoming like therapy because I know I'm gonna be laughing non stop 😂😂😂😂
James's '2 occasions' is the epitome of Boy Math...spat my drink out laughing
GIRLLLL…. If these mens only knew….
@@CA-br6nq 😅 and to follow up with that he has faked it like 3 times…yes, James, that ratio is definitely on point 😬 bless him!
😂😂😂😂
Lol please be aware that boy math only came about when the boys wanted to be mean about girl math. The girls were just having a good time and then certain people wanted to rage about it so that's how this has started. Girl math is fun and chill
Thanks for the info I don't be on social media, so I was wondering why It was so mean spirited makes sense now.
What’s an example of girl math?
@@potmeetkettlewhen you have a red lipstick but want three more from different brands 😂
@@allonzorockmean spirited?
@@deniserutherford9617 Do you want me to explain or...
I love hearing guys talk about the “one or two” times girls have lied to them about finishing. Poor things. We can never let them know. 😂🤣😂
Too much pressure and responsibility has been placed on us 😓
Girl, they can’t know. Their WHOLE world would flip upside down
Yes we can lol. Otherwise we'll have to keep on faking!
@@kevinkbsguys for sure cuz it's not that your nit good at what your doing it just didnt happen but your gonna take it like it's personal against you when it's just harder for women to get off
@@kevinkbs okay and while yes that does hurt I can fix that with exercise and better diets where as with men what they tend to take personally is the size of their sword if it can stay hard or not looks funny or looks nice is it too big is it too small theres definitely more pressure on men with sex cuz thats what were made to believe theh think abojt all the time so theu have to be good
Hearing James Recap a show is honestly better than actually watching the show 😂
Faaaacts😂😂
As an American, he said 30 pounds of chicken and at first I said GAH DAAAAYUUUMMM 👀👀😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I didn’t realize until this comment that they meant cost not weight lol
I was thinking there’s no way anyone could eat 30 lbs of food in one sitting. When he explained it was £30 I was relieved for a moment. Then thought it’s still probably too much food.
Me too 😂😂😂😂 I was so confused 🗣️😂
ON MY MAMA!!! I was shook!! 😂😂😂
I feel the solo anime watching . I literally watched episode 1 to episode 32 of JJK in two days . I’m finally caught up 😂
You going to go over to manga?
Welcome to Shibuya...🫡🔥
I love watching anime alone because I prefer Japanese audio and I don’t want to hear anyone complaining about subtitles 🙄😐
Siiiiiis I did that with Demon Slayer 😭
Love the Leon Thomas song he was by far the most talented character from the Nickelodeon show Victorious!!!
Yes ❤ I listen to all the time
As a married mom of 6, yes, I eat ALL THE SNACKS when my husband is at work or when the little ones are napping. Im the only person with self control in this house. Nothing lasts if I leave it out. My husband doesn’t even get mad because he knows it’s true (that they have no self control) lol
Im ngl James breakdown of married at first sight was elite! 😂
James' MAFS recap makes the show sound sooo exciting !! He could have a review of painting a wall and watching it dry and make it sound like the best thing ever
Come on James with the Leon Thomas song!! That whole album is soo good. Breaking point, both versions, *chefs kiss*
Breaking point is my SHIT. I love Leon and glad to see he’s back.
❤❤
I find great joy and enthusiasm in some times not knowing WTF James and Fuhad are talking about. I laugh so hard using context clues. It is the puzzle of it all. Love from Houston, Texas. ❤
When I do understand, i just smile and giggle.
When home alone... it's cheek isolation and split practice. On a Meg thing, she's the motivation
This week it's practicing the Water dance by Tyla for me!
james needs to write a book of all his stories asap! 😂 a real money maker there, they’re too good
Home alone tings: concerts in the kitchen, complete with choreography. Pretend interviews with James & Fuhad 😅
I love how girl math applies to finances, wild boy math applies to generally everything. And they think we are the delusional ones hahahah I love this podcast
Boy math was invented by girls 🤣🤣
Just to cuss us out☠️
@@nicklincoln7805 next time tell your boys to mind their own business so they don’t get their feelings hurt 😂
@@raf3765 did we mention our feelings got hurt ??
@@nicklincoln7805 u dont have to 😂
Talk to me Daddies 😏 shout out from Barbados 🇧🇧 where my Caribbean people at? Will James never stop being sassier every week ? 😂happy Monday everyone 🎉
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55:22 Brits saying "Itty Bitty Titty Comittee" is absolutley hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
55:20
James is the best story teller-- would love him to do a recap channel lol
When I hear "I'm not gonna lie" more than once I know some wild shit is about to be said LOL
Just came back from a stressful day at school. Mum cooked a nice warm meal and now I get to much while watching the best podcast in the world.
Ugh i wish this was meeee! Came back from a stressful day at work and i have to cook my own food:(
@renem2169 yh, I'm not looking forward to doing my food in the future (replying while at school)
i need to know where James gets his anime t-shirts cause they never miss
Oshakawa Store online
If you're near a Walmart they have some good ones and the anime socks too in the men section
thanks
Y'all make Mondays at the Post office better for me 🏆💯💌
Ok! Mondays are hell. Way too much stuff.
Same. I'm in a distribution center
I wasn’t with the “Boy Math” until the massive tv and no dining table. That got personal. 😂😂😂
Y’all’s friendship makes my day. 😂😂 Much love from Indiana.
Can confirm, Treasure In The Hillis is a BANGER! It’s just so smooth
These boy math tweets have had me crumpled up on my living room floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Every reality series James recaps he makes it way way way more entertaining than it will ever be if I ever did (never) choose to watch it!
I think when men want open relationships they forget how hot their girlfriends/wives are. This woman gets approached at grocery stores, her office, the gas station, target, starbucks. Like do men not understand 😂😂😂
They have NO IDEA how much 🍆we turn down everyday to be faithful
They also forget that those other men will get the made up/dressed up/fun version of their wife w/o putting in ANY work, b/c she’s not looking for a relationship. Meanwhile the husband still has to deal with the arguments, the bills, the (normal, not toxic) stress that comes with marriage. Plus, when he goes out, he’s probably gonna have to spend some money to get laid which for a normal person with family expenses, is just not fiscally feasible to do often. The most ‘logical’ beings on the planet but they never think about this tho😭
James - the self proclaimed ex-cheater - having STRUGGLES opening the relationship is making me wheeeeeez 😂 “You don’t love me”
The #1 thing I do when I'm home alone is binge Shxtsngigs --- judgement free 👐🏽
Agree! 🙌 That's the first thing on the list
Home alone I have the girls out, anime on, fanfiction pulled up on my phone and the snacks ready! With a bit of concerts mixed in 😂
James saying he had my boy Leon Thomas on repeat is something I never thought he would say but I’m glad for it
Listening to James tell stories like this makes me wish that he watched the ultimatum.
I love the way yalll talk like theres nobody else there and there is literally thousandsof us listening😂😂😂😂
I'm going through some major anxiety issues right now. Anxiety lead to physical shutdown and got me hospitalized. Your podcasts keep my mind occupied for hours. Thank you
James admitting to a tutting routine makes me realize so many of us had the same fucking childhood 😂
I was about to make this exact comment fr fr
James reenacting the way she brought up the "internet vows". ...........😂😂😂 the neck rolls took me out.
Imma be honest, this was much more “Boy Logic” than “Boy Math” but it was facts either way so im here for it 😂
When Fuhad says "mmmm" and "that's alot" and "ok" a million times while James recaps, makes me feel like he's over it 🤣
I felt the I eat my favorite snacks that I hide from my children and husband. As a mom, you can’t have anything to yourself, those crouch goblins will hear the bag open and run towards you to eat it all.
Going through “Story telling for Leaders” training at work, and your pod has, by far, the best examples 😂😂
Just added treasure in the hills to my playlist Thank you it’s fire.
The Leon Thomas Recommendation is PERFECT!!!! Thanks James!!!
Now my week can begin properly
When i'm alone I pretend I have an audience 😂. Like say something witty and then stare into the abyss behind me like it's an audience. Or act like i'm on broadway. I swear it's the theater kid in me dying to get out 😅
😂😂😂 ❤ same
The Leon shoutout 😩I knew I loved James for a reason
I'm actually so happy James is reviewing MAFS UK 😂 I got hooked on the Australian one last time when he reviewed it
Treasure in the hills is an absolute track 🔥🔥🔥
Boy math comments had me rolling, great episodes fellas. Don't forget black math too
In the staff room and I’m crying 😭😂😂😂😂😂 the second to last had me bit!!
I made an audible gasp when James mentioned Leon. Because now he gets to enjoy a true master
I’ve been listening to your podcast for years now. Absolutely love it. Only podcast I would EVER recommend!!! Pissed that I missed your show tho 😖
I wanna see Fuhads face when they lost to Crystal Palace 😭
I've never cared for married at first sight.... but I love James's low down
Just recently discovered you guys but as an American( by birth not choice) I love your humor. Been going through a big depression episode but laughing til I cry listening to you guys has helped so much. Thank you
When I’m alone I’m performing my renaissance world tour in a new city each night of course
These videos here get me through my week. Thank you guys
You just know Fuhad is loyal, bc supporting United is a rollercoaster of emotions.😭🤣
I would just like to thank God for bringing fall and the return of Fuhad and James in sweat pants… and thank you gents, the girlies have been waiting all year 😂
James trying not to laugh for the last 5 minutes had me dying 😂😂😂
Treasure in the hills was such a good suggestion. Got me rabbit holing
James!!! Relaxer and comb over….🤣🤣🤣🤣 please share pics if you have them 😂😂😂
“When he would stand up, You know how seals like they elongate” KILLED ME 😂 why’d I do the lil head shimmy and lift when Fuhad did the hand motions 😂
Man math is me believing I’m fast enough to unbuckle my seatbelt, get out of the car a tackle a baby deer
As a Tottenham fan, I am loving seeing Fuhad vexed by Man United's form. 🤣
When I'm home alone i walk around looking at all the things my wife wants me to do then i don't do it.
Yessirrrrr! 😂
Why is this funny???😂😂😂
Dammit I know myns does this ish 😂😂
Lmaoo 😭
Lmao facts
😂 Why do I love James's commentary on married at first sight more then the actual show lmao! He makes it sound so juicy,now I've got to catch up on that show
James being afraid of grated cheese is hilarious 😂
Watching MAFS is long but I LIVE for James’ recaps!
James giving us the Married @ First Sight tea is too funny! He's making me wanna watch now 😂😂
These 2 are the definition of infectious laughter
Remember when james said he wasnt interested in MAFS...😂😂😂 Now he got me looking forward to him breaking it down. 😂❤❤
Just joined the Patreon and after this episode I’m binging!!!
49:14 my man said "exasperated the situation" instead of exacerbated the situation... I nearly died laughing!!! 😂❤
41:40 James keep giving your honest reviews, it got you to this point of subscribers and real people value honesty over filtered commentary