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  • @joos4076
    @joos4076 3 года назад +11812

    Michael: "Crane"
    Lily: "Greek?"
    Michael: "fuck.."
    Lily: "fuck."

    • @melodys9188
      @melodys9188 3 года назад +62

      same

    • @djmensil7303
      @djmensil7303 3 года назад +567

      Parents trying to get their toddler to say mama or papa 😂

    • @caitykay888
      @caitykay888 3 года назад +16

      I’m p

    • @aug3842
      @aug3842 3 года назад +11

      Mood

    • @jjck3219
      @jjck3219 3 года назад +50

      @@djmensil7303 but the toddler says Fack

  • @xXxJDEZxXx
    @xXxJDEZxXx 4 года назад +5768

    “Did I get it? I LOVE BITCHES” Toast is the BEST

    • @uniquelyqualified3676
      @uniquelyqualified3676 4 года назад +113

      I love bitches
      I love bitches
      I love peaches?
      I love bit-ches
      Next round
      Pokimane: I love bitches

    • @alzunyan788
      @alzunyan788 4 года назад +1

      content😂

    • @kuzi8601
      @kuzi8601 4 года назад +1

      Personally I think Michael is better🤦‍♂️

    • @willhunnisett6139
      @willhunnisett6139 4 года назад +2

      @@kuzi8601 cool

  • @sebastianmalvaroza7535
    @sebastianmalvaroza7535 4 года назад +10398

    Poki: “A”
    Scarra: **The entire Bee Movie script**

    • @Cxntury
      @Cxntury 4 года назад +13

      Lol

    • @joshua6186
      @joshua6186 4 года назад +20

      @@zhvvv get down mr president its a grenade

    • @chanhvu7283
      @chanhvu7283 4 года назад +13

      The only one I know. “ya like jazz?”

    • @powangel1418
      @powangel1418 4 года назад +8

      *YOU LIKE JAZZ*

    • @arid423
      @arid423 4 года назад +4

      do you like jazz?

  • @WholeLottaLalo
    @WholeLottaLalo 3 года назад +6026

    I love how Lily doesn’t understand Michaels first word but understood fuck

    • @winnyunt3659
      @winnyunt3659 3 года назад +62

      some people wanna watch the world burn

    • @WholeLottaLalo
      @WholeLottaLalo 3 года назад +47

      @@winnyunt3659 I don’t even remember commenting this

    • @shadyshrimp4169
      @shadyshrimp4169 3 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @themolepeople955
      @themolepeople955 3 года назад +5

      @@WholeLottaLalo maybe cause it was 5 months before that comment

    • @cvlvstia
      @cvlvstia 2 года назад +1

      True

  • @kactus1889
    @kactus1889 4 года назад +17863

    Lily and Michael really have the best chaotic energy together.

    • @Toni-hs9yq
      @Toni-hs9yq 4 года назад +534

      I ship them a bit

    • @porkdumpring
      @porkdumpring 4 года назад +308

      @@Toni-hs9yq no don't do it

    • @Tipen
      @Tipen 4 года назад +194

      Linkbro As a resident of alabama I approve

    • @notnotagoodguy9600
      @notnotagoodguy9600 4 года назад +28

      @@Tipen i second that

    • @Toni-hs9yq
      @Toni-hs9yq 4 года назад +77

      @@porkdumpring i ship them as a brothers
      Also chaotic Evil bard and tazer wizard

  • @miguelcarine179
    @miguelcarine179 4 года назад +10852

    Poki: "A"
    Scarra: *The entire american constitution*

    • @BastiXIII
      @BastiXIII 4 года назад +188

      This got me really laughing.

    • @BobbySignor
      @BobbySignor 4 года назад +639

      Poki: "A"
      Scarra: "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."

    • @lucasanna6235
      @lucasanna6235 4 года назад +11

      AHAHAHAHAH

    • @panpanea7232
      @panpanea7232 4 года назад +43

      8:20

    • @lashids5945
      @lashids5945 4 года назад

      @@BastiXIII yes

  • @TheVidieos
    @TheVidieos 4 года назад +29477

    Not gonna lie, Michael is a perfect addition to offline.

    • @konodododa4503
      @konodododa4503 4 года назад +224

      KINGATTACK i agree

    • @Gandi2000
      @Gandi2000 4 года назад +292

      he's just lonely HAHA

    • @SpeekofDee
      @SpeekofDee 4 года назад +461

      Someone to match Fed's energy is always nice.

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 4 года назад +364

      Michael? Offline?Who’s that I only see crackheads and boomers here

    • @idkzkokk
      @idkzkokk 4 года назад +211

      Hes gonna create door that tazes you if u dont smoke crack

  • @thediego161
    @thediego161 4 года назад +7820

    5:35 when Fed says "Nasty" and Lily says "yes, that too" , it really makes me sad now.

    • @sonyphan3802
      @sonyphan3802 4 года назад +1483

      I mean after he pointed to her no no square for the camel word you can see why lily agrees

    • @jasonrosenberger4239
      @jasonrosenberger4239 4 года назад +593

      @@sonyphan3802 and fed aimed the camera at lilys a** and said damn lily you thicc in the wireless video

    • @mcchunky4547
      @mcchunky4547 4 года назад +115

      I dont get why people cant leave him alone, Yes he did something horrible but stop criticizeing him what he did in the past and criticize him when he gets better.

    • @tenduosatori2365
      @tenduosatori2365 4 года назад +1083

      Carl Wheezer bruh he needs to take accountability for his actions. he literally s*xualized all the girls

    • @crackedrobin4626
      @crackedrobin4626 4 года назад +696

      Carl Wheezer don’t defend the person who touched lily and yvonnes no no square

  • @DrLobinshots
    @DrLobinshots 4 года назад +13359

    Micheal: says anything
    Fed: Tazers
    I think he might be traumatized.

  • @cameronlott242
    @cameronlott242 4 года назад +5553

    Therapist: “Goblin Michael isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.”
    Goblin Michael: *shakes angrily*

  • @ducktective8692
    @ducktective8692 4 года назад +4033

    Poki: “A”
    Scarra: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

    • @pethsi906
      @pethsi906 4 года назад +11

      That's a Soviet Womble meme right there, nice

    • @nikzebi
      @nikzebi 4 года назад +11

      Pneuminoultramicroscipicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 4 года назад +1

      It sounds quite atrocious

    • @meandmyselfandi._
      @meandmyselfandi._ 4 года назад +1

      Hipoppotamonstresesquepidelian

  • @almondmilk1500
    @almondmilk1500 3 года назад +3084

    2:47 seeing a fully grown adult say "C*ckolate" brings me joy

  • @celinachen7419
    @celinachen7419 4 года назад +12708

    Fed: The air is terrible down here
    Michael: I'm going to do whats called a pro gamer move

    • @kdr1235
      @kdr1235 4 года назад +260

      He heard it so much that he knows that someone said it Just by looking at the lips

    • @RealRinka
      @RealRinka 4 года назад +177

      @@kdr1235 Nah, he can tell from the mere breath of fed

    • @Llamacorn87
      @Llamacorn87 4 года назад +302

      He wasn’t even playing the game, he just felt like commenting on the current status of the air down there.

    • @kdr1235
      @kdr1235 4 года назад +15

      @@Llamacorn87 BRUH

    • @doggochan
      @doggochan 4 года назад +121

      Micheal:The air is terrible down here
      Fed:You got it right
      Micheal:oh i was just pointing it out i didnt think that was it

  • @LifelessHype
    @LifelessHype 4 года назад +2269

    Michael: Looks
    Lily: CHALK
    I died

    • @softdrink-0
      @softdrink-0 4 года назад +4

      LifelessHype imagine having more likes than there are comments

    • @STUPIDLOL-hg6gj
      @STUPIDLOL-hg6gj 4 года назад

      @@softdrink-0 LMAO HE DOES

    • @kohls9891
      @kohls9891 4 года назад +1

      @@softdrink-0 Thats very common i dont know why your pointing it out

    • @grapejuice8072
      @grapejuice8072 4 года назад

      who are u child

    • @softdrink-0
      @softdrink-0 4 года назад

      Grenadier cool

  • @TheGreaterDane
    @TheGreaterDane 4 года назад +5907

    I love how whenever people play this game, whoever is trying to guess the phrase just keeps saying the same thing over and over, like they think the more they say it the less incorrect it’ll be lol

    • @uki3890
      @uki3890 4 года назад +171

      “Camel”
      “Apple”
      “Camel”
      “Apple”
      “Camel”
      “App.”

    • @snf8151
      @snf8151 4 года назад +130

      @@uki3890 For both Scarra and Fed a little
      "A"
      "In"
      "A"
      "In"
      "A"
      "In"

    • @taters9148
      @taters9148 3 года назад +42

      The Greater Dane I’ve played this with my friends before and it’s because you have NO idea what other word it would be so you just keep saying it

    • @btsa.r.m.y7752
      @btsa.r.m.y7752 3 года назад +9

      Like toast and scarra
      Cotton!
      Chocolate!
      Cotton!
      Chocolate!
      Cotton!
      Chocolate!

  • @Guest-rz4oc
    @Guest-rz4oc 3 года назад +3863

    No one:
    Not any single soul:
    Toast: *COtTon*
    Scarra: *ChoColate*

  • @ethalli1975
    @ethalli1975 4 года назад +3969

    Poki: "A"
    Scarra: *Raps rap god*

    • @softdrink-0
      @softdrink-0 4 года назад +4

      Ethalli raps Speedom

    • @softdrink-0
      @softdrink-0 4 года назад +4

      Ethalli raps Godzilla

    • @BowieProYT
      @BowieProYT 4 года назад +2

      Soft Drink worldwide choppers

    • @powangel1418
      @powangel1418 4 года назад +4

      *I'M BEING TO FEEL LIKE A RAP GOD*

  • @k.z1230
    @k.z1230 4 года назад +6017

    Pokimane: A
    Scarra: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    • @mrchair8441
      @mrchair8441 4 года назад +49

      K.Z Longest word in the English dictionary

    • @andrewt9682
      @andrewt9682 4 года назад +9

      @Juan Cortez Muro no

    • @maxord11
      @maxord11 4 года назад +17

      @@mrchair8441 Technically, you could make an argument that the chemical compound for tin-tin is the longest.

    • @Lexi_x0x0x
      @Lexi_x0x0x 4 года назад +5

      It’s the name of a vocaloid song

    • @NyaniKore
      @NyaniKore 4 года назад +4

      @@mrchair8441 correction, its a disease name

  • @JunoisJenuine
    @JunoisJenuine 4 года назад +5156

    Michael and Lily have the relationship and attitude of 10 year old siblings
    Guys please stop replying about how they are dating I made this a year ago before they announced it 😭

    • @alzunyan788
      @alzunyan788 4 года назад +39

      ik right❤️😂

    • @manaaimjeaiff403
      @manaaimjeaiff403 4 года назад +151

      I ship it dawg

    • @puchopucho7790
      @puchopucho7790 4 года назад +71

      yep, i just love their dynamic

    • @FBI-le1py
      @FBI-le1py 4 года назад +81

      @@manaaimjeaiff403 no

    • @tiger-mt4ju
      @tiger-mt4ju 4 года назад +118

      FBI she was just in a relationship, these fucking horny teens. Can you understand this isn’t a tv show where relationships are in a pentagon.

  • @alkhiqany
    @alkhiqany 3 года назад +710

    Michael: _"How to get a girl"_
    Fed: *"Taser"*

    • @MrSignman65
      @MrSignman65 3 года назад +24

      it worked for Michael after all

  • @debbuan
    @debbuan 4 года назад +2598

    No one:
    Michael: [goblin mode]

    • @flushedface
      @flushedface 4 года назад +80

      Stand User: Micheal Reeves
      Stand name: 『Goblin Mode』

    • @ultrainstinctgarfield2661
      @ultrainstinctgarfield2661 4 года назад +28

      c r a c k h e a d m o d e

    • @fudgelee624
      @fudgelee624 4 года назад +6

      Do some hand shit!👐

    • @maizstars
      @maizstars 4 года назад +5

      Sovi Boi Stand Power: Electrocution

    • @lopamurblamo
      @lopamurblamo 4 года назад +2

      Joko is literally shaking rn

  • @imsoarty
    @imsoarty 4 года назад +5282

    Poki: "a"
    Scarra: "THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTI STAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST..."

    • @yessir2956
      @yessir2956 4 года назад +85

      Boba 918 hearing those words gave me ptsd

    • @spacicle4756
      @spacicle4756 4 года назад +34

      Scarra: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell

    • @abelenriquez1709
      @abelenriquez1709 4 года назад +4

      Spacicle parasite eve

    • @joekim9277
      @joekim9277 4 года назад +5

      This got me crying

    • @wheatley7083
      @wheatley7083 4 года назад +4

      This is the greatest comment I have ever sean

  • @Lulvsmun
    @Lulvsmun 4 года назад +1819

    Pokimane: "A"
    Scarra: Hippopotomostroesquippedaliophobia

    • @evalig871
      @evalig871 4 года назад +30

      Pokimane: "A"
      Scarra: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    • @davidsnively6275
      @davidsnively6275 4 года назад +16

      I’m scared of long words

    • @evalig871
      @evalig871 4 года назад +7

      David Snively funny you should say that, the word in the original comment actually means « phobia of lomg words»

    • @barmacidic2257
      @barmacidic2257 4 года назад +13

      Zenon64 that’s the joke they were making

    • @evalig871
      @evalig871 4 года назад +1

      BarmAcidic ah ok lol

  • @AxelEpicGamerMoments
    @AxelEpicGamerMoments 4 года назад +3688

    Fed: exists
    Commenters: THIS DID NOT AGE WELL

    • @flippydippy6587
      @flippydippy6587 3 года назад +105

      Yeah i know it’s kind of getting annoying

    • @melodys9188
      @melodys9188 3 года назад +174

      except it really ✨didnt✨

    • @neilmathur1
      @neilmathur1 3 года назад +221

      I mean there are HUGE issues with this videos... So yeah... The comments are right...

    • @neilmathur1
      @neilmathur1 3 года назад +130

      @@Unikt_brugernavn2979 nope. He made a joke about sexually assaulting someone. Noone else did that.

    • @terakahn
      @terakahn 3 года назад +1

      On most of his videos.

  • @Quantumstarr
    @Quantumstarr 4 года назад +859

    Poki: It starts with B, ends with izzard.
    Toast: BIZZARD

  • @karlaochoa4284
    @karlaochoa4284 4 года назад +3318

    Michael: Gets the word at first tried
    The guy who does the games: He's too dangerous to be alive

    • @ZUV617
      @ZUV617 4 года назад +63

      He actually is

    • @Wooooooweeeeee
      @Wooooooweeeeee 4 года назад +22

      Karla Ochoa actually it’s He’s too dangerous to be kept alive

    • @awesomeflippergamer
      @awesomeflippergamer 4 года назад +69

      Michael is good at this because he has no friends so he reads peoples lips to learn what they say about him.

    • @waterymelon9640
      @waterymelon9640 4 года назад +1

      Awesomeflipper Gamer lol

    • @ashishthakur1289
      @ashishthakur1289 4 года назад +2

      @@awesomeflippergamer so you are saying that he is lonely

  • @RatBoyDunce
    @RatBoyDunce 4 года назад +1006

    10:57 Asian boomer explains to her child that they were an accident

  • @Jepoy3694
    @Jepoy3694 4 года назад +432

    1:25 Lily spittin' bars.

  • @rielitty
    @rielitty 4 года назад +3057

    honestly thought offlinetv was perfect already. but michael here...
    _makes its even more than perfect_

    • @mattiloponen92
      @mattiloponen92 4 года назад +154

      Ikr he fits so perfectly. He is also funny and intelligent which is so good for the content.

    • @qhahsi
      @qhahsi 4 года назад +1

      those memes are anything but funny

    • @interycreeper1152
      @interycreeper1152 4 года назад +41

      just think about the shenanigans this guy is gonna do to them.

    • @lyzeee48
      @lyzeee48 4 года назад +3

      He should join offline tv but he has his own channel that he barley posts on

    • @porouscylinder5
      @porouscylinder5 4 года назад +1

      Jessandrew Castillo he has a monthly schedule for videos.

  • @mrmcawesome9746
    @mrmcawesome9746 4 года назад +1599

    Poki: "A"
    Scarra: "The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell!"

    • @noah4329
      @noah4329 4 года назад +5

      It's because he doesnt have a PhD. Fucking imbecile. Bloody buffoon

    • @ferrer5782
      @ferrer5782 4 года назад +1

      DOCTOR MIKEEEE

    • @andersont2496
      @andersont2496 4 года назад +1

      Mr. Lance Ponget ? Nah that's darkk mane

    • @ferrer5782
      @ferrer5782 4 года назад

      Anderson T oh, well dr Mike also says that lmao

    • @simeondee8179
      @simeondee8179 4 года назад +3

      Anderson T I see u too are a man of culture

  • @austinwithaG
    @austinwithaG 4 года назад +1038

    5:45 how's he supposed to get "consistent" if he doesn't even know what it is.

    • @Sirin2099
      @Sirin2099 4 года назад

      TRUUUUU

    • @XepherIo
      @XepherIo 4 года назад +1

      That's the joke...

    • @Layhawk864
      @Layhawk864 4 года назад

      Nax funniest part imo lol

    • @mmokoz
      @mmokoz 4 года назад

      Fed has been streaming daily lately. He streams on his second channel fedmyster2.

    • @austinwithaG
      @austinwithaG 4 года назад

      F Fed KEKW

  • @sev1011
    @sev1011 4 года назад +640

    3:29
    "Crane"
    "Greek?"
    "Fuck..."
    "Fuck!"

    • @coraitosleep
      @coraitosleep 3 года назад

      Because they watched the same video. Obviously.

    • @albaal7035
      @albaal7035 3 года назад +1

      You watched the video too? Nice.

    • @izzy2889
      @izzy2889 3 года назад

      LMAO

    • @seal8008
      @seal8008 2 года назад

      He’s just like “fuck she’s retarded”

  • @leojeo
    @leojeo 4 года назад +2619

    Lily: Who Made These Words
    *Fed: Is time to move to Canada bois*

    • @NK-lx8mf
      @NK-lx8mf 4 года назад +21

      His kid won’t get fed alone

    • @manuelb5466
      @manuelb5466 4 года назад +21

      And visit my pregnant girlfriend

    • @fredrick2017
      @fredrick2017 4 года назад +5

      Its time to see you at the top

    • @pseudimo
      @pseudimo 4 года назад +3

      :'(

    • @248SUPERMARIO52811
      @248SUPERMARIO52811 4 года назад +12

      That meme is going to stay on him now LULW

  • @divm23
    @divm23 4 года назад +1624

    Michael did so well and Fed comes in like:
    “I- I am the most cut? No, sister...brother...incest! I am the most incest streamer in the world!”
    wow
    just wow

    • @MikaeruDaiTenshi
      @MikaeruDaiTenshi 4 года назад +13

      Yea, it must have either been incest or siscon, the latter would have at least the right letters for consistent.

    • @user-pd3el2lo3x
      @user-pd3el2lo3x 4 года назад +5

      Yeah hes kinda dumb lol

    • @notduane7327
      @notduane7327 4 года назад +4

      @@user-pd3el2lo3x dude it aint ez man im tellin u , welp that was kinda rude of you calling him dumb

    • @user-pd3el2lo3x
      @user-pd3el2lo3x 4 года назад

      @@notduane7327 shutup lil boy

  • @eclipse8670
    @eclipse8670 4 года назад +522

    I’m sorry but Michael and Lily interactions are the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

    • @ibefullofme
      @ibefullofme 4 года назад +11

      They work so well together, their comedy styles match up perfectly.

  • @spiffy3582
    @spiffy3582 3 года назад +1920

    I'm rewatching old otv videos, and I'm glad that poki tried to stop fed at that camel word. you can also see that the girls are getting uncomfortable at that part.

    • @catboylover_ow8898
      @catboylover_ow8898 3 года назад +195

      Yeah that was super weird joke of him yo make 😬😬😬😬

    • @juliaadams5693
      @juliaadams5693 3 года назад +26

      For sure

    • @localdegencowboi
      @localdegencowboi 3 года назад +6

      ...

    • @sentienttrash2179
      @sentienttrash2179 3 года назад +212

      Believe me when I say this, I never once truly liked the guy. I only focused on other otv creators from the beginning. The reason why I beared with his weird/creepy humour most of the times was mainly because of his affiliation with otv, so I had hoped that he was a better person backstage, just a dude with not the most pleasant personality on camera. Turned out I was wrong.

    • @lm_slayer1
      @lm_slayer1 3 года назад +175

      Yeah, I like dark humor, but that was borderline creepy af, and the fact that he pointed so close as well. Plus, who tf thinks "camel toe" when pointing at someone's vagina?

  • @ThePyranthos
    @ThePyranthos 4 года назад +728

    I feel like michael joining offline tv was a perfect move for all. He brings mad humor and chaos, and seems to fit in like hes been there all along, and they get him out there in videos far more frequently. They all have great chemistry together, and watching it is a gift for the rest of us!

  • @Trash-bd1cb
    @Trash-bd1cb 4 года назад +1216

    Michael:"how to get a girl"
    How to taser
    Same thing

    • @Trash-bd1cb
      @Trash-bd1cb 4 года назад +15

      @@snf8151 she felt a spark when they
      kissed
      Literally

    • @Unheardhat
      @Unheardhat 4 года назад +3

      Trash ahhhh I see what you did there

    • @rendylion5525
      @rendylion5525 3 года назад

      @@snf8151 you are so dirty minded xD wtf

    • @rendylion5525
      @rendylion5525 3 года назад +2

      @@snf8151 let's not say explicit stuff here. there is kids and this also sound very offensively dirty.

  • @itzninja390
    @itzninja390 4 года назад +1485

    No one:
    Michael Reeves: "you look like you're having a f**king seizure" 😂😂

    • @kroynix
      @kroynix 4 года назад +21

      Surprised he didn't pull out the OK BOOMER cards

    • @DLUKZ274
      @DLUKZ274 4 года назад +10

      @@kroynix when he got closer to her tryna say crane I was hoping he'd say that too 😂😂😂

    • @itzninja390
      @itzninja390 4 года назад

      @@kroynix truuuue

  • @bobby12344556
    @bobby12344556 4 года назад +2667

    Ya know watching this idk how didn't notice fed stuff earlier

    • @clappedcheeks3504
      @clappedcheeks3504 4 года назад +182

      Yeah it's disturbing now

    • @mattfleming2321
      @mattfleming2321 3 года назад +26

      Yes verry

    • @willfafel8342
      @willfafel8342 3 года назад +54

      I've been watching micheal reeves for awhile and jus came across this channel ant a week ago- just looked this up and that's terrible.

    • @ezfail
      @ezfail 3 года назад +82

      I feel like he was always super creepy and weird but now it makes more sense

    • @nexttolegendary
      @nexttolegendary 3 года назад +23

      Because everyone kept really quiet about it, they all should have spoken up and gotten him help sooner. He has issues but was a good friend to them in the long run.

  • @aiexthomas
    @aiexthomas 4 года назад +532

    I love how much of this video is just Michael having a meltdown.

  • @edo-kun6292
    @edo-kun6292 4 года назад +794

    Lily: Monkey whooping*
    Michael: "You look like you're having a f**king seiz-"
    I died.

  • @bombash2498
    @bombash2498 4 года назад +835

    "temmie ... looks ... like ... a ... -- who made these words?"
    *zooms in on fed*

  • @DKDunn04
    @DKDunn04 4 года назад +4248

    Rewatching all this just points out how much of a creeper Fed is.

    • @grimmow187
      @grimmow187 4 года назад +88

      he just needs to get laid to get that fixed

    • @toxiclunch
      @toxiclunch 4 года назад +96

      Yeah, this could have aged better.

    • @dudeadudette7118
      @dudeadudette7118 4 года назад +383

      Bruh I was always a little creeped out by fed I always thought it was just a bit tho cause no way they would let him be part of offline tv if it wasn't. Guess I was wrong.

    • @atree9284
      @atree9284 4 года назад +22

      DKDunn yeah he’s so weird

    • @unbannablebanjo3744
      @unbannablebanjo3744 4 года назад +11

      Idk, pretty funny

  • @themoon8321
    @themoon8321 4 года назад +1004

    Poki: a
    Scarra: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    • @azhida1556
      @azhida1556 4 года назад +11

      That’s my favorite word

    • @themoon8321
      @themoon8321 4 года назад

      The Steamworks Kidd noice

    • @themoon8321
      @themoon8321 4 года назад

      Typical Legends they mean the word, not the idea that comes with it.

    • @dominicyang9309
      @dominicyang9309 4 года назад

      Isn’t it that silica thing

    • @themoon8321
      @themoon8321 4 года назад

      dominic yang yeah it’s a lung disease that people get when inhaling super fine silica ash (normally volcanic)

  • @AlexBeast25
    @AlexBeast25 4 года назад +674

    “ft. Michael Reeves” who they tryin’ to full here?

    • @raivis923
      @raivis923 4 года назад +7

      full?

    • @abrahamdomingo8239
      @abrahamdomingo8239 4 года назад +9

      @@raivis923 he means fool

    • @raivis923
      @raivis923 4 года назад +28

      @@abrahamdomingo8239 nah bruf u dumb or wat he totally meant full.

    • @dczai
      @dczai 4 года назад +8

      aldona nedurna no bro he means fuck

    • @puchopucho7790
      @puchopucho7790 4 года назад +36

      guys, he didn't meant to say "full" he obviously tried to say "i love bitches"

  • @AyanamiRei5kyu
    @AyanamiRei5kyu 4 года назад +4539

    honestly i've kown lily for so long, used to watch her streams but never cared for offline tv.... then this michael guy comes in who i didn't even know and suddenly their interaction is all that i live for..... how did he do it
    edit: since some idiots seem to be triggered. of course i don't "know" lily, and obviously i mean i've known OF her or i watched her. english isn't even my first language, stop acting like i'm some delulu based on a technicality, most ppl with common sense would know what i meant.

    • @nonumfrancis3109
      @nonumfrancis3109 4 года назад +77

      An Orange Bird Oi Lily! I used [Goblin Mode] to make us start dating! Isn’t that quirky?

    • @PB3.
      @PB3. 4 года назад +67

      Tasers lots of tasers

    • @cloudyyskies9183
      @cloudyyskies9183 4 года назад +9

      omg me too!!

    • @melux3079
      @melux3079 4 года назад +3

      same

    • @n1x943
      @n1x943 4 года назад +39

      You don't know lily, you watch lily. Know the difference

  • @zrl6061
    @zrl6061 3 года назад +129

    Michael is so natural he doesnt even need to have a persona on cam

  • @viceshark
    @viceshark 4 года назад +529

    How Michael restrained himself from slapping someone is beyond me

    • @MikaeruDaiTenshi
      @MikaeruDaiTenshi 4 года назад +30

      He probably tazes himself when his heartrate increases too much, which means he's getting pissed, to restrain himself.

  • @tabeats3427
    @tabeats3427 4 года назад +815

    5:51 scarra.exe has stopped working

    • @sus9132
      @sus9132 3 года назад +18

      he knew something was up

    • @jomo3480
      @jomo3480 3 года назад +5

      @@sus9132 yea he is the don

  • @jisatsurai
    @jisatsurai 4 года назад +476

    lily: “sister.” *points at self*
    poki: “AWWWWWW.”

  • @nazumi_utsukushi
    @nazumi_utsukushi 3 года назад +320

    the "camel" part made me uncomfortable as fck. 💀 jeez.

    • @freebird-q6w
      @freebird-q6w 3 года назад +44

      no wonder he got kicked out of the team for sexual behavior

  • @aussiedrone1511
    @aussiedrone1511 4 года назад +2444

    I can’t be the only one who watches this just to get more of Michael
    Edit: my most liked comment is about a crackhead god damn it 😂

    • @itsken8010
      @itsken8010 4 года назад +36

      You're not I do the same thing

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 4 года назад +95

      The entire reason I watch this channel

    • @pwnengine
      @pwnengine 4 года назад +6

      hey here my guy

    • @hellsing1696
      @hellsing1696 4 года назад +2

      @@jmurray1110 the only one

    • @thelegendaryarrox5559
      @thelegendaryarrox5559 4 года назад +8

      shit i thought i was alone, whats up?

  • @frex02
    @frex02 4 года назад +496

    It is basically all but confirmed that Michael is in OTV

    • @aznyin6700
      @aznyin6700 4 года назад

      fr lol

    • @jtinkletots7459
      @jtinkletots7459 4 года назад +2

      Frex wasn’t it leaked?

    • @frex02
      @frex02 4 года назад +2

      @@jtinkletots7459 I think Lily accidentally leaked it

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 4 года назад +1

      Does it matter? He’s been in like 4 offline TV videos. I knew he was in offline TV the moment he put Lily’s voice on a Roomba.

  • @hansonma3024
    @hansonma3024 4 года назад +742

    Pokimane: "A"
    Scarra: everything but A

  • @benis6606
    @benis6606 4 года назад +1064

    Fed: “camel” proceeds to point at Lily’s no no place

    • @callmeqt1269
      @callmeqt1269 3 года назад +77

      Cameltoe?
      Hah
      More like camel-no
      I’m hilarious

    • @curstinbcake1066
      @curstinbcake1066 3 года назад +157

      he’s so gross eww

    • @user-xw4mu6nz4t
      @user-xw4mu6nz4t 3 года назад +61

      It was an obvious joke... it's crazy how people can take negative events and make everything unrelated to that event into a bad thing...
      Like should no one say sex related jokes just because there's a chance that in a few months or years they may sexual assult someone?... like that literally makes no sense...
      It was a funny joke, funny because it was unexpected and before the event if you watched this video I guarantee you would've laughed.

    • @user-xw4mu6nz4t
      @user-xw4mu6nz4t 3 года назад +40

      Now I know there's going to be butthurt dicks saying shit like "why are you defending a sex assaulter" or something stupid like that, I'm just not.
      It's very annoying seeing every old OTV video I watch with Fed in it and all the comments are about a word or phrase that he said and compares it to the sexual assult thing... it's just so dumb.
      He's gotten what he deserved, get over it.

    • @Ohollie5
      @Ohollie5 3 года назад +2

      @@callmeqt1269 I’ll give you that one lols

  • @bart8167
    @bart8167 4 года назад +212

    1:57 Fed and Michael’s faces when Poki turns around are great.

  • @choerry_orbit8947
    @choerry_orbit8947 4 года назад +213

    Someone insults Lily:
    Lily: “Alright whatever”
    Someone insults Temmie:
    Lily: “LISTEN HERE YOU LIL SHIT”

    • @Littlemind99
      @Littlemind99 4 года назад +1

      More like someone insults Temmie
      Lily: "listen here you little shit"

    • @choerry_orbit8947
      @choerry_orbit8947 4 года назад +1

      Marvin Madrid yea imma change it

  • @pandorax883
    @pandorax883 4 года назад +253

    1:04 i dont think anyone realized that she tried to act as she´d play hearthstone

    • @callmeqt1269
      @callmeqt1269 3 года назад +1

      Why did you put an accent mark ` instead of an apostrophe?

    • @Sai1ence
      @Sai1ence 3 года назад +3

      @@callmeqt1269 Ì don`t get what you°re talkïng aboùt

    • @callmeqt1269
      @callmeqt1269 3 года назад +2

      @@Sai1ence nnę ëîthėr

  • @sabertooth6034
    @sabertooth6034 3 года назад +94

    1:57 Michael’s reaction to seeing pokis face when she’s crying is hilarious

  • @unorthibox
    @unorthibox 4 года назад +889

    11:30 be like.
    "Here we have the two wild crackheads in their natural environment, seems like they are going into *goblin mode"*

  • @maxduvall9055
    @maxduvall9055 4 года назад +1237

    Poki: "a"
    Scarra: "In?"
    Poki: "a"
    Scarra: "at?"
    Poki: "a"
    Scarra: "up?"
    Poki: "a"
    Scarra: "house?"
    Fed: "its"
    Lily:"is?"
    F:"its"
    L:"is?"
    F:"its"
    L:"is?"
    F:"its"
    L:"is?"
    F:"ugh...."

    • @thabang80
      @thabang80 3 года назад +9

      Scarra was throwing lowkey 😑
      The rest were actually lost 😂😂😂

  • @tyler89557
    @tyler89557 4 года назад +636

    No one
    Not a single soul
    Michael: *The air is terrible down here* - 9 seconds

  • @garrettdekle9602
    @garrettdekle9602 3 года назад +134

    "enters goblin mode" I laughed my ass off LMAO

    • @D1T3M4
      @D1T3M4 3 года назад +1

      Im watching this at like 4am and almost got caught cause i was laughing crying

  • @nicho.7400
    @nicho.7400 4 года назад +558

    Poki: A
    Scarra: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It’s wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee of course, flies anyways because they don’t care what humans think is possible

    • @goombahunter0078
      @goombahunter0078 4 года назад +6

      @Reversed who cares

    • @MikaeruDaiTenshi
      @MikaeruDaiTenshi 4 года назад

      Isn't that meant for bumble-bees? Because bees are quite fine, and there's a huge difference between them.

    • @bencornelisse1186
      @bencornelisse1186 4 года назад +3

      @@MikaeruDaiTenshi this is the beginning of the Bee Movie

  • @caffastrophe
    @caffastrophe 4 года назад +162

    5:37
    Lily: Consistent
    Fed: *Nasty*
    Lily: Yeah that too-
    *nononononono*
    IM DYING

  • @GrizzlyCheese
    @GrizzlyCheese 4 года назад +2494

    It’s safe to say Michael is apart of OTV 🤔

    • @nashi-a6947
      @nashi-a6947 4 года назад +107

      I would love tooooo

    • @darktemper91
      @darktemper91 4 года назад +307

      ALBERT GOT KICKED OUT SO IT'S ONLY NATURAL THAT MICHEAL WOULD TAKE HIS PLACE. SAW IT COMING.

    • @jamieschmidlin1841
      @jamieschmidlin1841 4 года назад +200

      I mean look how happy he is in this video

    • @kei7540
      @kei7540 4 года назад +11

      @@darktemper91 yup

    • @samuellanuza7040
      @samuellanuza7040 4 года назад +255

      I only watch these videos for Michael lol. Hope he appears more frequently now

  • @loselchoegyal9238
    @loselchoegyal9238 4 года назад +128

    12:06 When my mom asks if I played for more than my screen time

  • @timothyestrellado3453
    @timothyestrellado3453 4 года назад +1377

    Michael: gets in 9 sec
    Fed:
    Imma bout to end this man's whole career

    • @frankthegreat9768
      @frankthegreat9768 4 года назад +57

      Timothy Estrellado ends his own career

    • @nickj9112
      @nickj9112 3 года назад

      @@frankthegreat9768 now was that necessary

  • @iankim8784
    @iankim8784 4 года назад +243

    9:01 When scarra realized what he said 😂

  • @GerblerM
    @GerblerM 4 года назад +315

    WE NEED MORE MICHAEL REEVES. Him and lily have such good on screen chemistry, they're so funny

    • @Jamplays592
      @Jamplays592 4 года назад +22

      Hmm. I wonder why

    • @MartinLeong25
      @MartinLeong25 4 года назад +2

      @@Jamplays592 Oxytocin is in the aaaair
      Biological acts are thereeeee

    • @yourlocalsussinicle9932
      @yourlocalsussinicle9932 2 года назад +5

      this comment aged well.

    • @GerblerM
      @GerblerM 2 года назад +7

      @@yourlocalsussinicle9932 What can I say? I calls em like I sees em

    • @ilovebowlnoodles
      @ilovebowlnoodles 2 года назад

      smart

  • @saikarma1795
    @saikarma1795 4 года назад +128

    The Fed part hits different now.

    • @sarvesh5098
      @sarvesh5098 3 года назад +9

      Yeah feels kinda sad

    • @amw_cats
      @amw_cats 3 года назад +2

      @@sarvesh5098 more like creepy, especially the point where he said camel and points

    • @rocksolid3873
      @rocksolid3873 3 года назад +2

      @@amw_cats This was cringey the moment I saw this video and didn't know about the incident. Now I know.

  • @aburakuma4600
    @aburakuma4600 4 года назад +203

    12:09 "is it some like meme about me, is it about women"
    Drama: *yes*

  • @linhttm58
    @linhttm58 4 года назад +226

    Poki: "A"
    Scarra: Protected by the moon of love and justice. I by the name of Sailor Moon, i will punish you!

  • @Mleemy
    @Mleemy 4 года назад +347

    You just know when Michael gets up In Lily’s face it’s just done for her

  • @yourneighborhoodfriendlyfl3972
    @yourneighborhoodfriendlyfl3972 3 года назад +230

    9:47
    The look on poki's face says it all

    • @miranda_films
      @miranda_films 3 года назад +9

      i know, it's really quite disgusting

    • @TCO-lb7gq
      @TCO-lb7gq 3 года назад +1

      What does that mean

    • @miranda_films
      @miranda_films 3 года назад +15

      @@TCO-lb7gq the fed situation, and how poki knew what was happening but couldn't say anything because the public didn't know yet

    • @TCO-lb7gq
      @TCO-lb7gq 3 года назад +2

      So she was a bystander who knew and just decided to keep it secret, besides the public will only know when a bystander or the victim comes out about, victims are often scared of the what will happen to them if they tell. So why didn’t Poki say anything?

    • @miranda_films
      @miranda_films 3 года назад +28

      @@TCO-lb7gq she was the victim, along with other women in the house, and she didn't want to say anything because she was scared of the amount of hate that would get sent to fed since they are a streamer house and have to share everything with the public.

  • @bigmojo1549
    @bigmojo1549 4 года назад +138

    Toast reminds of that Asian guy that was selling refrigerators when he walked down the aisle and then said I love refrigerators

    • @Shou1020
      @Shou1020 3 года назад

      Underrated comment because ABSOLUTELY YES

  • @TheSerbianNinja
    @TheSerbianNinja 4 года назад +368

    I want to start a Michael Reeves religion, I have never laughed so hard in my life before

    • @hellsing1696
      @hellsing1696 4 года назад +13

      you bastard i'm in

    • @SahilP2648
      @SahilP2648 4 года назад +19

      Me too. This dude doesn't even need to try. He's a walking comedian, forget standup *badam-tsss*

    • @chonky7007
      @chonky7007 4 года назад

      im in

    • @reniyadelphine665
      @reniyadelphine665 4 года назад +1

      I’ll gladly join you

    • @CosmicF1are
      @CosmicF1are 4 года назад +1

      @Andrew Cheng reeveinanity

  • @daniellee4807
    @daniellee4807 3 года назад +113

    4:40 I just realized what a cute yawn temmie did lmao

  • @babystone42
    @babystone42 Год назад +17

    Michael is the best thing to ever happen to Offline - as much as I love everyone else, his chemistry with everyone is so pure and chaotic. And he's genuinely respectful and fun, making sure everyone is okay while still being himself. Michael is amazing. He's the reason I found offline in the first place!

  • @javierareas7774
    @javierareas7774 4 года назад +172

    Michael: "look at me directly in my eyes...A"
    Fed: "...at"
    ☠️☠️☠️

  • @DualShot
    @DualShot 4 года назад +331

    "Cockolate" 🤣

  • @jacobd322
    @jacobd322 4 года назад +97

    1:58
    Michael's reaction is PRICELESS

  • @luctranchemontagne5341
    @luctranchemontagne5341 3 года назад +411

    10:00 the signs were so obvious, how tf

    • @gothspawn90
      @gothspawn90 3 года назад +20

      Bruhhhh what signs,don't go acting like a detective ,Millions of people on this earth make jokes like that and guess what, they're completely normal

    • @maimaibacay
      @maimaibacay 3 года назад +75

      @@gothspawn90 tf? that was so uncomfortable. weren’t you uncomfortable watching that? if not, you are pretty terrible too.

    • @gothspawn90
      @gothspawn90 3 года назад +12

      OK,First of all I can see why you'd be uncomfortable because of what happened, but then again everything was normal during this period,
      Secondly it's just a joke,honestly I've heard/seen worse so I guess I'm desensitized, I mean look at all the jokes Michael has said
      Anyways I would find it disgusting if he tried to r*pe or do something of that sort to lily. But he didn't.
      People always judge people for doing things when it comes back to bite them,but we don't judge them in the moment.
      I think this is something very important that everyone overlooks

    • @koyaskisses
      @koyaskisses 3 года назад

      wait what happened??

    • @serelith
      @serelith 3 года назад +3

      they're obvious to us now, but y'know.. hindsight..

  • @n-wordpolice4707
    @n-wordpolice4707 4 года назад +73

    "it wasnt right the first time you said it, why the hell would it be right for the next ten times" - Stewie Griffin -
    This quote can be apply to this video

  • @k1ng_frnk519
    @k1ng_frnk519 4 года назад +79

    Lily: Accident!
    Michael: *Goblin Mode* EE EE!

  • @justinhumble3918
    @justinhumble3918 4 года назад +30

    11:27 here we see two goblins fighting for territory.

  • @theurbangoose6918
    @theurbangoose6918 4 года назад +115

    Micheal: DO SOME HAND MOVEMENTS * frantically waving hands around*
    Not 5 min later
    Micheal: YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR HAVING A SEIZURE

  • @beidouenjoyer6192
    @beidouenjoyer6192 4 года назад +130

    Nobody:
    Michael: "hey buddy"

  • @RS-xb9lo
    @RS-xb9lo 4 года назад +72

    4:12 Me trying to psych myself up for the school presentation

  • @julius_trifinity
    @julius_trifinity 4 года назад +35

    Seriously, Michael Reeves can easily move anywhere with an internet connection and electricity

  • @mark-the-spider4259
    @mark-the-spider4259 3 года назад +35

    4:34 Michael: nailed it

  • @Domz_Martin
    @Domz_Martin 4 года назад +113

    4:25 Michael and his BIG brain powers 👌

  • @falkn.5544
    @falkn.5544 4 года назад +32

    I completely lost it when Michael went Goblin mode 😂😂😂

  • @konq3701
    @konq3701 4 года назад +38

    11:50
    >Michael is talking
    "TAZER"

  • @Basgerin
    @Basgerin 3 года назад +42

    Man, Fed was hyper fixated on using sex/gentials as a way to get the words across.

    • @iamfinemate
      @iamfinemate 2 года назад +1

      I don't like the way he being creepy around girls

  • @stubifox
    @stubifox 4 года назад +129

    no one:
    Toast: I lOvE bItChEs

  • @orbitalpotato9940
    @orbitalpotato9940 4 года назад +30

    1:25 Lily can straight up turn that into a rap song

  • @shad5812
    @shad5812 4 года назад +192

    1:25 me when one of the homies calls me gay

  • @Punkturedxx
    @Punkturedxx 4 года назад +86

    Lilly - “I am accidentally going to set fire to my hair” Deaf people - wondering why Lilly is planning to run over Michael