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  • @sebastianmalvaroza7535
    @sebastianmalvaroza7535 5 лет назад +10448

    Poki: “A”
    Scarra: **The entire Bee Movie script**

    • @Cxntury
      @Cxntury 4 года назад +13

      Lol

    • @joshua6186
      @joshua6186 4 года назад +20

      @@zhvvv get down mr president its a grenade

    • @chanhvu7283
      @chanhvu7283 4 года назад +14

      The only one I know. “ya like jazz?”

    • @powangel1418
      @powangel1418 4 года назад +8

      *YOU LIKE JAZZ*

    • @arid423
      @arid423 4 года назад +4

      do you like jazz?

  • @joos4076
    @joos4076 4 года назад +11870

    Michael: "Crane"
    Lily: "Greek?"
    Michael: "fuck.."
    Lily: "fuck."

    • @melodys9188
      @melodys9188 4 года назад +64

      same

    • @djmensil7303
      @djmensil7303 4 года назад +572

      Parents trying to get their toddler to say mama or papa 😂

    • @caitykay888
      @caitykay888 4 года назад +16

      I’m p

    • @aug3842
      @aug3842 4 года назад +11

      Mood

    • @jjck3219
      @jjck3219 3 года назад +50

      @@djmensil7303 but the toddler says Fack

  • @WholeLottaLalo
    @WholeLottaLalo 4 года назад +6076

    I love how Lily doesn’t understand Michaels first word but understood fuck

    • @winnyunt3659
      @winnyunt3659 3 года назад +62

      some people wanna watch the world burn

    • @WholeLottaLalo
      @WholeLottaLalo 3 года назад +47

      @@winnyunt3659 I don’t even remember commenting this

    • @shadyshrimp4169
      @shadyshrimp4169 3 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @themolepeople955
      @themolepeople955 3 года назад +5

      @@WholeLottaLalo maybe cause it was 5 months before that comment

    • @cvlvstia
      @cvlvstia 2 года назад +1

      True

  • @almondmilk1500
    @almondmilk1500 4 года назад +3106

    2:47 seeing a fully grown adult say "C*ckolate" brings me joy

  • @xXxJDEZxXx
    @xXxJDEZxXx 5 лет назад +5813

    “Did I get it? I LOVE BITCHES” Toast is the BEST

    • @uniquelyqualified3676
      @uniquelyqualified3676 5 лет назад +115

      I love bitches
      I love bitches
      I love peaches?
      I love bit-ches
      Next round
      Pokimane: I love bitches

    • @alzunyan788
      @alzunyan788 5 лет назад +1

      content😂

    • @kuzi8601
      @kuzi8601 5 лет назад +2

      Personally I think Michael is better🤦‍♂️

    • @willhunnisett6139
      @willhunnisett6139 5 лет назад +2

      @@kuzi8601 cool

  • @TheVidieos
    @TheVidieos 5 лет назад +29472

    Not gonna lie, Michael is a perfect addition to offline.

    • @konodododa4503
      @konodododa4503 5 лет назад +224

      KINGATTACK i agree

    • @Gandi2000
      @Gandi2000 5 лет назад +293

      he's just lonely HAHA

    • @SpeekofDee
      @SpeekofDee 5 лет назад +461

      Someone to match Fed's energy is always nice.

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 5 лет назад +364

      Michael? Offline?Who’s that I only see crackheads and boomers here

    • @idkzkokk
      @idkzkokk 5 лет назад +211

      Hes gonna create door that tazes you if u dont smoke crack

  • @celinachen7419
    @celinachen7419 5 лет назад +12717

    Fed: The air is terrible down here
    Michael: I'm going to do whats called a pro gamer move

    • @kdr1235
      @kdr1235 4 года назад +262

      He heard it so much that he knows that someone said it Just by looking at the lips

    • @RealRinka
      @RealRinka 4 года назад +177

      @@kdr1235 Nah, he can tell from the mere breath of fed

    • @Llamacorn87
      @Llamacorn87 4 года назад +302

      He wasn’t even playing the game, he just felt like commenting on the current status of the air down there.

    • @kdr1235
      @kdr1235 4 года назад +15

      @@Llamacorn87 BRUH

    • @doggochan
      @doggochan 4 года назад +121

      Micheal:The air is terrible down here
      Fed:You got it right
      Micheal:oh i was just pointing it out i didnt think that was it

  • @thediego161
    @thediego161 4 года назад +7829

    5:35 when Fed says "Nasty" and Lily says "yes, that too" , it really makes me sad now.

    • @sonyphan3802
      @sonyphan3802 4 года назад +1493

      I mean after he pointed to her no no square for the camel word you can see why lily agrees

    • @jasonrosenberger4239
      @jasonrosenberger4239 4 года назад +593

      @@sonyphan3802 and fed aimed the camera at lilys a** and said damn lily you thicc in the wireless video

    • @mcchunky4547
      @mcchunky4547 4 года назад +115

      I dont get why people cant leave him alone, Yes he did something horrible but stop criticizeing him what he did in the past and criticize him when he gets better.

    • @tenduosatori2365
      @tenduosatori2365 4 года назад +1088

      Carl Wheezer bruh he needs to take accountability for his actions. he literally s*xualized all the girls

    • @crackedrobin4626
      @crackedrobin4626 4 года назад +699

      Carl Wheezer don’t defend the person who touched lily and yvonnes no no square

  • @DrLobinshots
    @DrLobinshots 5 лет назад +13363

    Micheal: says anything
    Fed: Tazers
    I think he might be traumatized.

  • @cameronlott242
    @cameronlott242 5 лет назад +5571

    Therapist: “Goblin Michael isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.”
    Goblin Michael: *shakes angrily*

  • @kactus1889
    @kactus1889 5 лет назад +17897

    Lily and Michael really have the best chaotic energy together.

    • @Toni-hs9yq
      @Toni-hs9yq 5 лет назад +536

      I ship them a bit

    • @porkdumpring
      @porkdumpring 5 лет назад +308

      @@Toni-hs9yq no don't do it

    • @Tipen
      @Tipen 5 лет назад +194

      Linkbro As a resident of alabama I approve

    • @notnotagoodguy9600
      @notnotagoodguy9600 5 лет назад +28

      @@Tipen i second that

    • @Toni-hs9yq
      @Toni-hs9yq 5 лет назад +77

      @@porkdumpring i ship them as a brothers
      Also chaotic Evil bard and tazer wizard

  • @Guest-rz4oc
    @Guest-rz4oc 4 года назад +3865

    No one:
    Not any single soul:
    Toast: *COtTon*
    Scarra: *ChoColate*

  • @miguelcarine179
    @miguelcarine179 5 лет назад +10860

    Poki: "A"
    Scarra: *The entire american constitution*

    • @BastiXIII
      @BastiXIII 5 лет назад +187

      This got me really laughing.

    • @BobbySignor
      @BobbySignor 5 лет назад +639

      Poki: "A"
      Scarra: "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."

    • @lucasanna6235
      @lucasanna6235 5 лет назад +11

      AHAHAHAHAH

    • @panpanea7232
      @panpanea7232 5 лет назад +43

      8:20

    • @lashids5945
      @lashids5945 5 лет назад

      @@BastiXIII yes

  • @TheGreaterDane
    @TheGreaterDane 4 года назад +5918

    I love how whenever people play this game, whoever is trying to guess the phrase just keeps saying the same thing over and over, like they think the more they say it the less incorrect it’ll be lol

    • @uki3890
      @uki3890 4 года назад +175

      “Camel”
      “Apple”
      “Camel”
      “Apple”
      “Camel”
      “App.”

    • @snf8151
      @snf8151 4 года назад +132

      @@uki3890 For both Scarra and Fed a little
      "A"
      "In"
      "A"
      "In"
      "A"
      "In"

    • @taters9148
      @taters9148 4 года назад +43

      The Greater Dane I’ve played this with my friends before and it’s because you have NO idea what other word it would be so you just keep saying it

    • @btsa.r.m.y7752
      @btsa.r.m.y7752 3 года назад +9

      Like toast and scarra
      Cotton!
      Chocolate!
      Cotton!
      Chocolate!
      Cotton!
      Chocolate!

  • @ducktective8692
    @ducktective8692 5 лет назад +4041

    Poki: “A”
    Scarra: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

    • @pethsi906
      @pethsi906 5 лет назад +11

      That's a Soviet Womble meme right there, nice

    • @nikzebi
      @nikzebi 4 года назад +11

      Pneuminoultramicroscipicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 4 года назад +1

      It sounds quite atrocious

    • @meandmyselfandi._
      @meandmyselfandi._ 4 года назад +1

      Hipoppotamonstresesquepidelian

  • @alkhiqany
    @alkhiqany 4 года назад +710

    Michael: _"How to get a girl"_
    Fed: *"Taser"*

    • @MrSignman65
      @MrSignman65 3 года назад +24

      it worked for Michael after all

  • @imsoarty
    @imsoarty 5 лет назад +5291

    Poki: "a"
    Scarra: "THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTI STAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST..."

    • @yessir2956
      @yessir2956 4 года назад +85

      Boba 918 hearing those words gave me ptsd

    • @spacicle4756
      @spacicle4756 4 года назад +35

      Scarra: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell

    • @abelenriquez1709
      @abelenriquez1709 4 года назад +4

      Spacicle parasite eve

    • @joekim9277
      @joekim9277 4 года назад +5

      This got me crying

    • @wheatley7083
      @wheatley7083 4 года назад +4

      This is the greatest comment I have ever sean

  • @debbuan
    @debbuan 5 лет назад +2601

    No one:
    Michael: [goblin mode]

    • @flushedface
      @flushedface 5 лет назад +80

      Stand User: Micheal Reeves
      Stand name: 『Goblin Mode』

    • @ultrainstinctgarfield2661
      @ultrainstinctgarfield2661 5 лет назад +28

      c r a c k h e a d m o d e

    • @fudgelee624
      @fudgelee624 5 лет назад +6

      Do some hand shit!👐

    • @maizstars
      @maizstars 5 лет назад +5

      Sovi Boi Stand Power: Electrocution

    • @lopamurblamo
      @lopamurblamo 5 лет назад +2

      Joko is literally shaking rn

  • @ethalli1975
    @ethalli1975 5 лет назад +3975

    Poki: "A"
    Scarra: *Raps rap god*

    • @softdrink-0
      @softdrink-0 5 лет назад +4

      Ethalli raps Speedom

    • @softdrink-0
      @softdrink-0 4 года назад +4

      Ethalli raps Godzilla

    • @BowieProYT
      @BowieProYT 4 года назад +2

      Soft Drink worldwide choppers

    • @powangel1418
      @powangel1418 4 года назад +4

      *I'M BEING TO FEEL LIKE A RAP GOD*

  • @AxelEpicGamerMoments
    @AxelEpicGamerMoments 4 года назад +3688

    Fed: exists
    Commenters: THIS DID NOT AGE WELL

    • @flippydippy6587
      @flippydippy6587 4 года назад +105

      Yeah i know it’s kind of getting annoying

    • @melodys9188
      @melodys9188 4 года назад +174

      except it really ✨didnt✨

    • @neilmathur1
      @neilmathur1 4 года назад +221

      I mean there are HUGE issues with this videos... So yeah... The comments are right...

    • @neilmathur1
      @neilmathur1 3 года назад +130

      @@Unikt_brugernavn2979 nope. He made a joke about sexually assaulting someone. Noone else did that.

    • @terakahn
      @terakahn 3 года назад +1

      On most of his videos.

  • @Lulvsmun
    @Lulvsmun 5 лет назад +1821

    Pokimane: "A"
    Scarra: Hippopotomostroesquippedaliophobia

    • @evalig871
      @evalig871 5 лет назад +30

      Pokimane: "A"
      Scarra: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    • @trian.g.l.e
      @trian.g.l.e 5 лет назад +16

      I’m scared of long words

    • @evalig871
      @evalig871 5 лет назад +7

      David Snively funny you should say that, the word in the original comment actually means « phobia of lomg words»

    • @barmacidic2257
      @barmacidic2257 5 лет назад +13

      Zenon64 that’s the joke they were making

    • @evalig871
      @evalig871 5 лет назад +1

      BarmAcidic ah ok lol

  • @karlaochoa4284
    @karlaochoa4284 5 лет назад +3319

    Michael: Gets the word at first tried
    The guy who does the games: He's too dangerous to be alive

    • @ZUV617
      @ZUV617 5 лет назад +63

      He actually is

    • @Wooooooweeeeee
      @Wooooooweeeeee 5 лет назад +22

      Karla Ochoa actually it’s He’s too dangerous to be kept alive

    • @awesomeflippergamer
      @awesomeflippergamer 5 лет назад +69

      Michael is good at this because he has no friends so he reads peoples lips to learn what they say about him.

    • @waterymelon9640
      @waterymelon9640 5 лет назад +1

      Awesomeflipper Gamer lol

    • @ashishthakur1289
      @ashishthakur1289 5 лет назад +2

      @@awesomeflippergamer so you are saying that he is lonely

  • @JunoisJenuine
    @JunoisJenuine 5 лет назад +5156

    Michael and Lily have the relationship and attitude of 10 year old siblings
    Guys please stop replying about how they are dating I made this a year ago before they announced it 😭

    • @alzunyan788
      @alzunyan788 5 лет назад +39

      ik right❤️😂

    • @manaaimjeaiff403
      @manaaimjeaiff403 5 лет назад +151

      I ship it dawg

    • @puchopucho7790
      @puchopucho7790 5 лет назад +71

      yep, i just love their dynamic

    • @FBI-le1py
      @FBI-le1py 5 лет назад +82

      @@manaaimjeaiff403 no

    • @tiger-mt4ju
      @tiger-mt4ju 5 лет назад +118

      FBI she was just in a relationship, these fucking horny teens. Can you understand this isn’t a tv show where relationships are in a pentagon.

  • @spiffy3582
    @spiffy3582 4 года назад +1924

    I'm rewatching old otv videos, and I'm glad that poki tried to stop fed at that camel word. you can also see that the girls are getting uncomfortable at that part.

    • @catboylover_ow8898
      @catboylover_ow8898 3 года назад +196

      Yeah that was super weird joke of him yo make 😬😬😬😬

    • @juliaadams5693
      @juliaadams5693 3 года назад +26

      For sure

    • @localdegencowboi
      @localdegencowboi 3 года назад +6

      ...

    • @sentienttrash2179
      @sentienttrash2179 3 года назад +212

      Believe me when I say this, I never once truly liked the guy. I only focused on other otv creators from the beginning. The reason why I beared with his weird/creepy humour most of the times was mainly because of his affiliation with otv, so I had hoped that he was a better person backstage, just a dude with not the most pleasant personality on camera. Turned out I was wrong.

    • @lm_slayer1
      @lm_slayer1 3 года назад +176

      Yeah, I like dark humor, but that was borderline creepy af, and the fact that he pointed so close as well. Plus, who tf thinks "camel toe" when pointing at someone's vagina?

  • @LifelessHype
    @LifelessHype 5 лет назад +2270

    Michael: Looks
    Lily: CHALK
    I died

    • @softdrink-0
      @softdrink-0 5 лет назад +4

      LifelessHype imagine having more likes than there are comments

    • @STUPIDLOL-hg6gj
      @STUPIDLOL-hg6gj 5 лет назад

      @@softdrink-0 LMAO HE DOES

    • @kohls9891
      @kohls9891 5 лет назад +1

      @@softdrink-0 Thats very common i dont know why your pointing it out

    • @grapejuice8072
      @grapejuice8072 5 лет назад

      who are u child

    • @softdrink-0
      @softdrink-0 5 лет назад

      Grenadier cool

  • @divm23
    @divm23 5 лет назад +1625

    Michael did so well and Fed comes in like:
    “I- I am the most cut? No, sister...brother...incest! I am the most incest streamer in the world!”
    wow
    just wow

    • @MikaeruDaiTenshi
      @MikaeruDaiTenshi 4 года назад +13

      Yea, it must have either been incest or siscon, the latter would have at least the right letters for consistent.

    • @user-pd3el2lo3x
      @user-pd3el2lo3x 4 года назад +5

      Yeah hes kinda dumb lol

    • @notduane7327
      @notduane7327 4 года назад +4

      @@user-pd3el2lo3x dude it aint ez man im tellin u , welp that was kinda rude of you calling him dumb

    • @user-pd3el2lo3x
      @user-pd3el2lo3x 4 года назад

      @@notduane7327 shutup lil boy

  • @Jepoy3694
    @Jepoy3694 4 года назад +435

    1:25 Lily spittin' bars.

  • @mrmcawesome9746
    @mrmcawesome9746 5 лет назад +1599

    Poki: "A"
    Scarra: "The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell!"

    • @noah4329
      @noah4329 5 лет назад +5

      It's because he doesnt have a PhD. Fucking imbecile. Bloody buffoon

    • @ferrer5782
      @ferrer5782 5 лет назад +1

      DOCTOR MIKEEEE

    • @andersont2496
      @andersont2496 5 лет назад +1

      Mr. Lance Ponget ? Nah that's darkk mane

    • @ferrer5782
      @ferrer5782 5 лет назад

      Anderson T oh, well dr Mike also says that lmao

    • @simeondee8179
      @simeondee8179 5 лет назад +3

      Anderson T I see u too are a man of culture

  • @k.z1230
    @k.z1230 5 лет назад +6016

    Pokimane: A
    Scarra: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    • @mrchair8441
      @mrchair8441 5 лет назад +49

      K.Z Longest word in the English dictionary

    • @andrewt9682
      @andrewt9682 5 лет назад +9

      @Juan Cortez Muro no

    • @maxord11
      @maxord11 5 лет назад +17

      @@mrchair8441 Technically, you could make an argument that the chemical compound for tin-tin is the longest.

    • @Lexi_x0x0x
      @Lexi_x0x0x 5 лет назад +5

      It’s the name of a vocaloid song

    • @NyaniKore
      @NyaniKore 5 лет назад +4

      @@mrchair8441 correction, its a disease name

  • @rielitty
    @rielitty 5 лет назад +3057

    honestly thought offlinetv was perfect already. but michael here...
    _makes its even more than perfect_

    • @mattiloponen92
      @mattiloponen92 5 лет назад +154

      Ikr he fits so perfectly. He is also funny and intelligent which is so good for the content.

    • @qhahsi
      @qhahsi 5 лет назад +1

      those memes are anything but funny

    • @interycreeper1152
      @interycreeper1152 5 лет назад +41

      just think about the shenanigans this guy is gonna do to them.

    • @lyzeee48
      @lyzeee48 5 лет назад +3

      He should join offline tv but he has his own channel that he barley posts on

    • @porouscylinder5
      @porouscylinder5 5 лет назад +1

      Jessandrew Castillo he has a monthly schedule for videos.

  • @sev1011
    @sev1011 4 года назад +643

    3:29
    "Crane"
    "Greek?"
    "Fuck..."
    "Fuck!"

    • @coraitosleep
      @coraitosleep 3 года назад

      Because they watched the same video. Obviously.

    • @albaal7035
      @albaal7035 3 года назад +1

      You watched the video too? Nice.

    • @izzy2889
      @izzy2889 3 года назад

      LMAO

    • @seal8008
      @seal8008 3 года назад

      He’s just like “fuck she’s retarded”

  • @EDO-KUNNO
    @EDO-KUNNO 5 лет назад +794

    Lily: Monkey whooping*
    Michael: "You look like you're having a f**king seiz-"
    I died.

    • @mantvydaz
      @mantvydaz 4 года назад +1

      I thought no one are going to comment that

  • @Trash-bd1cb
    @Trash-bd1cb 5 лет назад +1216

    Michael:"how to get a girl"
    How to taser
    Same thing

    • @Trash-bd1cb
      @Trash-bd1cb 4 года назад +15

      @@snf8151 she felt a spark when they
      kissed
      Literally

    • @Unheardhat
      @Unheardhat 4 года назад +3

      Trash ahhhh I see what you did there

    • @rendylion5525
      @rendylion5525 4 года назад

      @@snf8151 you are so dirty minded xD wtf

    • @rendylion5525
      @rendylion5525 4 года назад +2

      @@snf8151 let's not say explicit stuff here. there is kids and this also sound very offensively dirty.

  • @bombash2498
    @bombash2498 5 лет назад +834

    "temmie ... looks ... like ... a ... -- who made these words?"
    *zooms in on fed*

  • @zrl6061
    @zrl6061 4 года назад +129

    Michael is so natural he doesnt even need to have a persona on cam

  • @Quantumstarr
    @Quantumstarr 5 лет назад +857

    Poki: It starts with B, ends with izzard.
    Toast: BIZZARD

  • @ThePyranthos
    @ThePyranthos 5 лет назад +729

    I feel like michael joining offline tv was a perfect move for all. He brings mad humor and chaos, and seems to fit in like hes been there all along, and they get him out there in videos far more frequently. They all have great chemistry together, and watching it is a gift for the rest of us!

  • @eclipse8670
    @eclipse8670 5 лет назад +523

    I’m sorry but Michael and Lily interactions are the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

    • @ibefullofme
      @ibefullofme 5 лет назад +11

      They work so well together, their comedy styles match up perfectly.

  • @bobby12344556
    @bobby12344556 4 года назад +2666

    Ya know watching this idk how didn't notice fed stuff earlier

    • @clappedcheeks3504
      @clappedcheeks3504 4 года назад +181

      Yeah it's disturbing now

    • @mattfleming2321
      @mattfleming2321 3 года назад +26

      Yes verry

    • @willfafel8342
      @willfafel8342 3 года назад +54

      I've been watching micheal reeves for awhile and jus came across this channel ant a week ago- just looked this up and that's terrible.

    • @ezfail
      @ezfail 3 года назад +81

      I feel like he was always super creepy and weird but now it makes more sense

    • @nexttolegendary
      @nexttolegendary 3 года назад +23

      Because everyone kept really quiet about it, they all should have spoken up and gotten him help sooner. He has issues but was a good friend to them in the long run.

  • @aiexthomas
    @aiexthomas 5 лет назад +534

    I love how much of this video is just Michael having a meltdown.

  • @itzninja390
    @itzninja390 5 лет назад +1485

    No one:
    Michael Reeves: "you look like you're having a f**king seizure" 😂😂

    • @kroynix
      @kroynix 5 лет назад +21

      Surprised he didn't pull out the OK BOOMER cards

    • @DLUKZ274
      @DLUKZ274 5 лет назад +10

      @@kroynix when he got closer to her tryna say crane I was hoping he'd say that too 😂😂😂

    • @itzninja390
      @itzninja390 5 лет назад

      @@kroynix truuuue

  • @unorthibox
    @unorthibox 4 года назад +891

    11:30 be like.
    "Here we have the two wild crackheads in their natural environment, seems like they are going into *goblin mode"*

  • @DKDunn04
    @DKDunn04 4 года назад +4246

    Rewatching all this just points out how much of a creeper Fed is.

    • @grimmow187
      @grimmow187 4 года назад +88

      he just needs to get laid to get that fixed

    • @toxiclunch
      @toxiclunch 4 года назад +96

      Yeah, this could have aged better.

    • @dudeadudette7118
      @dudeadudette7118 4 года назад +382

      Bruh I was always a little creeped out by fed I always thought it was just a bit tho cause no way they would let him be part of offline tv if it wasn't. Guess I was wrong.

    • @atree9284
      @atree9284 4 года назад +22

      DKDunn yeah he’s so weird

    • @unbannablebanjo3744
      @unbannablebanjo3744 4 года назад +11

      Idk, pretty funny

  • @viceshark
    @viceshark 5 лет назад +529

    How Michael restrained himself from slapping someone is beyond me

    • @MikaeruDaiTenshi
      @MikaeruDaiTenshi 4 года назад +30

      He probably tazes himself when his heartrate increases too much, which means he's getting pissed, to restrain himself.

  • @austinwithaG
    @austinwithaG 5 лет назад +1039

    5:45 how's he supposed to get "consistent" if he doesn't even know what it is.

    • @Sirin2099
      @Sirin2099 5 лет назад

      TRUUUUU

    • @XepherIo
      @XepherIo 5 лет назад +1

      That's the joke...

    • @Layhawk864
      @Layhawk864 5 лет назад

      Nax funniest part imo lol

    • @mmokoz
      @mmokoz 5 лет назад

      Fed has been streaming daily lately. He streams on his second channel fedmyster2.

    • @austinwithaG
      @austinwithaG 4 года назад

      F Fed KEKW

  • @leojeo
    @leojeo 5 лет назад +2617

    Lily: Who Made These Words
    *Fed: Is time to move to Canada bois*

    • @NK-lx8mf
      @NK-lx8mf 5 лет назад +21

      His kid won’t get fed alone

    • @manuelb5466
      @manuelb5466 5 лет назад +21

      And visit my pregnant girlfriend

    • @fredrick2017
      @fredrick2017 5 лет назад +5

      Its time to see you at the top

    • @pseudimo
      @pseudimo 5 лет назад +3

      :'(

    • @248SUPERMARIO52811
      @248SUPERMARIO52811 5 лет назад +12

      That meme is going to stay on him now LULW

  • @garrettdekle9602
    @garrettdekle9602 4 года назад +134

    "enters goblin mode" I laughed my ass off LMAO

    • @D1T3M4
      @D1T3M4 3 года назад +1

      Im watching this at like 4am and almost got caught cause i was laughing crying

  • @themoon8321
    @themoon8321 5 лет назад +1004

    Poki: a
    Scarra: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    • @azhida1556
      @azhida1556 5 лет назад +11

      That’s my favorite word

    • @themoon8321
      @themoon8321 5 лет назад

      The Steamworks Kidd noice

    • @themoon8321
      @themoon8321 5 лет назад

      Typical Legends they mean the word, not the idea that comes with it.

    • @dominicyang9309
      @dominicyang9309 4 года назад

      Isn’t it that silica thing

    • @themoon8321
      @themoon8321 4 года назад

      dominic yang yeah it’s a lung disease that people get when inhaling super fine silica ash (normally volcanic)

  • @tabeats3427
    @tabeats3427 4 года назад +814

    5:51 scarra.exe has stopped working

    • @sus9132
      @sus9132 4 года назад +18

      he knew something was up

    • @jomo3480
      @jomo3480 3 года назад +5

      @@sus9132 yea he is the don

  • @jisatsurai
    @jisatsurai 5 лет назад +476

    lily: “sister.” *points at self*
    poki: “AWWWWWW.”

  • @Sabertooth603
    @Sabertooth603 3 года назад +94

    1:57 Michael’s reaction to seeing pokis face when she’s crying is hilarious

  • @AyanamiRei5kyu
    @AyanamiRei5kyu 4 года назад +4540

    honestly i've kown lily for so long, used to watch her streams but never cared for offline tv.... then this michael guy comes in who i didn't even know and suddenly their interaction is all that i live for..... how did he do it
    edit: since some idiots seem to be triggered. of course i don't "know" lily, and obviously i mean i've known OF her or i watched her. english isn't even my first language, stop acting like i'm some delulu based on a technicality, most ppl with common sense would know what i meant.

    • @nonumfrancis3109
      @nonumfrancis3109 4 года назад +77

      An Orange Bird Oi Lily! I used [Goblin Mode] to make us start dating! Isn’t that quirky?

    • @PB3.
      @PB3. 4 года назад +67

      Tasers lots of tasers

    • @scrunksupremacy
      @scrunksupremacy 4 года назад +9

      omg me too!!

    • @melux3079
      @melux3079 4 года назад +3

      same

    • @n1x943
      @n1x943 4 года назад +39

      You don't know lily, you watch lily. Know the difference

  • @caffastrophe
    @caffastrophe 5 лет назад +161

    5:37
    Lily: Consistent
    Fed: *Nasty*
    Lily: Yeah that too-
    *nononononono*
    IM DYING

  • @tyler89557
    @tyler89557 5 лет назад +636

    No one
    Not a single soul
    Michael: *The air is terrible down here* - 9 seconds

  • @loselchoegyal9238
    @loselchoegyal9238 4 года назад +129

    12:06 When my mom asks if I played for more than my screen time

  • @bart8167
    @bart8167 4 года назад +212

    1:57 Fed and Michael’s faces when Poki turns around are great.

  • @AlexBeast25
    @AlexBeast25 5 лет назад +674

    “ft. Michael Reeves” who they tryin’ to full here?

    • @raivis923
      @raivis923 5 лет назад +7

      full?

    • @abrahamdomingo8239
      @abrahamdomingo8239 5 лет назад +9

      @@raivis923 he means fool

    • @raivis923
      @raivis923 5 лет назад +28

      @@abrahamdomingo8239 nah bruf u dumb or wat he totally meant full.

    • @dczai
      @dczai 5 лет назад +8

      aldona nedurna no bro he means fuck

    • @puchopucho7790
      @puchopucho7790 5 лет назад +36

      guys, he didn't meant to say "full" he obviously tried to say "i love bitches"

  • @timothyestrellado3453
    @timothyestrellado3453 4 года назад +1377

    Michael: gets in 9 sec
    Fed:
    Imma bout to end this man's whole career

    • @frankthegreat9768
      @frankthegreat9768 4 года назад +57

      Timothy Estrellado ends his own career

    • @nickj9112
      @nickj9112 3 года назад

      @@frankthegreat9768 now was that necessary

  • @benis6606
    @benis6606 4 года назад +1064

    Fed: “camel” proceeds to point at Lily’s no no place

    • @callmeqt1269
      @callmeqt1269 4 года назад +77

      Cameltoe?
      Hah
      More like camel-no
      I’m hilarious

    • @curstinbcake1066
      @curstinbcake1066 3 года назад +158

      he’s so gross eww

    • @user-xw4mu6nz4t
      @user-xw4mu6nz4t 3 года назад +60

      It was an obvious joke... it's crazy how people can take negative events and make everything unrelated to that event into a bad thing...
      Like should no one say sex related jokes just because there's a chance that in a few months or years they may sexual assult someone?... like that literally makes no sense...
      It was a funny joke, funny because it was unexpected and before the event if you watched this video I guarantee you would've laughed.

    • @user-xw4mu6nz4t
      @user-xw4mu6nz4t 3 года назад +39

      Now I know there's going to be butthurt dicks saying shit like "why are you defending a sex assaulter" or something stupid like that, I'm just not.
      It's very annoying seeing every old OTV video I watch with Fed in it and all the comments are about a word or phrase that he said and compares it to the sexual assult thing... it's just so dumb.
      He's gotten what he deserved, get over it.

    • @Ohollie5
      @Ohollie5 3 года назад +2

      @@callmeqt1269 I’ll give you that one lols

  • @nicho.7400
    @nicho.7400 5 лет назад +557

    Poki: A
    Scarra: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It’s wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee of course, flies anyways because they don’t care what humans think is possible

    • @goombahunter0078
      @goombahunter0078 5 лет назад +6

      @Reversed who cares

    • @MikaeruDaiTenshi
      @MikaeruDaiTenshi 4 года назад

      Isn't that meant for bumble-bees? Because bees are quite fine, and there's a huge difference between them.

    • @bencornelisse1186
      @bencornelisse1186 4 года назад +3

      @@MikaeruDaiTenshi this is the beginning of the Bee Movie

  • @pandorax883
    @pandorax883 4 года назад +253

    1:04 i dont think anyone realized that she tried to act as she´d play hearthstone

    • @callmeqt1269
      @callmeqt1269 4 года назад +1

      Why did you put an accent mark ` instead of an apostrophe?

    • @Sai1ence
      @Sai1ence 3 года назад +4

      @@callmeqt1269 Ì don`t get what you°re talkïng aboùt

    • @callmeqt1269
      @callmeqt1269 3 года назад +2

      @@Sai1ence nnę ëîthėr

  • @GerblerM
    @GerblerM 5 лет назад +315

    WE NEED MORE MICHAEL REEVES. Him and lily have such good on screen chemistry, they're so funny

    • @Jamplays592
      @Jamplays592 4 года назад +22

      Hmm. I wonder why

    • @MartinLeong25
      @MartinLeong25 4 года назад +2

      @@Jamplays592 Oxytocin is in the aaaair
      Biological acts are thereeeee

    • @yourlocalsussinicle9932
      @yourlocalsussinicle9932 2 года назад +5

      this comment aged well.

    • @GerblerM
      @GerblerM 2 года назад +7

      @@yourlocalsussinicle9932 What can I say? I calls em like I sees em

    • @ilovebowlnoodles
      @ilovebowlnoodles 2 года назад

      smart

  • @babystone42
    @babystone42 2 года назад +17

    Michael is the best thing to ever happen to Offline - as much as I love everyone else, his chemistry with everyone is so pure and chaotic. And he's genuinely respectful and fun, making sure everyone is okay while still being himself. Michael is amazing. He's the reason I found offline in the first place!

  • @aburakuma4600
    @aburakuma4600 4 года назад +203

    12:09 "is it some like meme about me, is it about women"
    Drama: *yes*

  • @linhttm58
    @linhttm58 5 лет назад +226

    Poki: "A"
    Scarra: Protected by the moon of love and justice. I by the name of Sailor Moon, i will punish you!

  • @maxduvall9055
    @maxduvall9055 4 года назад +1236

    Poki: "a"
    Scarra: "In?"
    Poki: "a"
    Scarra: "at?"
    Poki: "a"
    Scarra: "up?"
    Poki: "a"
    Scarra: "house?"
    Fed: "its"
    Lily:"is?"
    F:"its"
    L:"is?"
    F:"its"
    L:"is?"
    F:"its"
    L:"is?"
    F:"ugh...."

    • @thabang80
      @thabang80 4 года назад +9

      Scarra was throwing lowkey 😑
      The rest were actually lost 😂😂😂

  • @nazumi_utsukushi
    @nazumi_utsukushi 4 года назад +319

    the "camel" part made me uncomfortable as fck. 💀 jeez.

    • @freebird-q6w
      @freebird-q6w 4 года назад +44

      no wonder he got kicked out of the team for sexual behavior

  • @Mlimmy
    @Mlimmy 5 лет назад +347

    You just know when Michael gets up In Lily’s face it’s just done for her

  • @iankim8784
    @iankim8784 5 лет назад +243

    9:01 When scarra realized what he said 😂

  • @TheSerbianNinja
    @TheSerbianNinja 5 лет назад +368

    I want to start a Michael Reeves religion, I have never laughed so hard in my life before

    • @hellsing1696
      @hellsing1696 5 лет назад +13

      you bastard i'm in

    • @SahilP2648
      @SahilP2648 5 лет назад +19

      Me too. This dude doesn't even need to try. He's a walking comedian, forget standup *badam-tsss*

    • @chonky7007
      @chonky7007 4 года назад

      im in

    • @reniyadelphine665
      @reniyadelphine665 4 года назад +1

      I’ll gladly join you

    • @CosmicF1are
      @CosmicF1are 4 года назад +1

      @Andrew Cheng reeveinanity

  • @daniellee4807
    @daniellee4807 3 года назад +115

    4:40 I just realized what a cute yawn temmie did lmao

  • @bigmojo1549
    @bigmojo1549 4 года назад +138

    Toast reminds of that Asian guy that was selling refrigerators when he walked down the aisle and then said I love refrigerators

    • @Shou1020
      @Shou1020 4 года назад

      Underrated comment because ABSOLUTELY YES

  • @n-wordpolice4707
    @n-wordpolice4707 5 лет назад +73

    "it wasnt right the first time you said it, why the hell would it be right for the next ten times" - Stewie Griffin -
    This quote can be apply to this video

  • @choerry_orbit8947
    @choerry_orbit8947 5 лет назад +213

    Someone insults Lily:
    Lily: “Alright whatever”
    Someone insults Temmie:
    Lily: “LISTEN HERE YOU LIL SHIT”

    • @Littlemind99
      @Littlemind99 5 лет назад +1

      More like someone insults Temmie
      Lily: "listen here you little shit"

    • @choerry_orbit8947
      @choerry_orbit8947 5 лет назад +1

      Marvin Madrid yea imma change it

  • @theurbangoose6918
    @theurbangoose6918 4 года назад +115

    Micheal: DO SOME HAND MOVEMENTS * frantically waving hands around*
    Not 5 min later
    Micheal: YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR HAVING A SEIZURE

  • @javierareas7774
    @javierareas7774 5 лет назад +172

    Michael: "look at me directly in my eyes...A"
    Fed: "...at"
    ☠️☠️☠️

  • @frex02
    @frex02 5 лет назад +495

    It is basically all but confirmed that Michael is in OTV

    • @aznyin6700
      @aznyin6700 5 лет назад

      fr lol

    • @jtinkletots7459
      @jtinkletots7459 5 лет назад +2

      Frex wasn’t it leaked?

    • @frex02
      @frex02 5 лет назад +2

      @@jtinkletots7459 I think Lily accidentally leaked it

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 5 лет назад +1

      Does it matter? He’s been in like 4 offline TV videos. I knew he was in offline TV the moment he put Lily’s voice on a Roomba.

  • @aussiedrone1511
    @aussiedrone1511 5 лет назад +2443

    I can’t be the only one who watches this just to get more of Michael
    Edit: my most liked comment is about a crackhead god damn it 😂

  • @yourneighborhoodfriendlyfl3972
    @yourneighborhoodfriendlyfl3972 4 года назад +231

    9:47
    The look on poki's face says it all

    • @miranda_films
      @miranda_films 3 года назад +10

      i know, it's really quite disgusting

    • @TCO-lb7gq
      @TCO-lb7gq 3 года назад +1

      What does that mean

    • @miranda_films
      @miranda_films 3 года назад +16

      @@TCO-lb7gq the fed situation, and how poki knew what was happening but couldn't say anything because the public didn't know yet

    • @TCO-lb7gq
      @TCO-lb7gq 3 года назад +3

      So she was a bystander who knew and just decided to keep it secret, besides the public will only know when a bystander or the victim comes out about, victims are often scared of the what will happen to them if they tell. So why didn’t Poki say anything?

    • @miranda_films
      @miranda_films 3 года назад +30

      @@TCO-lb7gq she was the victim, along with other women in the house, and she didn't want to say anything because she was scared of the amount of hate that would get sent to fed since they are a streamer house and have to share everything with the public.

  • @hansonma3024
    @hansonma3024 5 лет назад +741

    Pokimane: "A"
    Scarra: everything but A

  • @jacobd322
    @jacobd322 4 года назад +97

    1:58
    Michael's reaction is PRICELESS

  • @Moving_Castles4278
    @Moving_Castles4278 4 года назад +73

    4:12 Me trying to psych myself up for the school presentation

  • @bibidibabidiboop5512
    @bibidibabidiboop5512 3 года назад +10

    9:54 the way Michael stares and smiles genuinely and full of sincerity (and simping) on lily is soooooooooooo flatteriinnggggggg

  • @Domz_Martin
    @Domz_Martin 5 лет назад +113

    4:25 Michael and his BIG brain powers 👌

  • @k1ng_frnk519
    @k1ng_frnk519 5 лет назад +79

    Lily: Accident!
    Michael: *Goblin Mode* EE EE!

  • @saikarma1795
    @saikarma1795 4 года назад +128

    The Fed part hits different now.

    • @sarvesh5098
      @sarvesh5098 4 года назад +9

      Yeah feels kinda sad

    • @amw_cats
      @amw_cats 3 года назад +2

      @@sarvesh5098 more like creepy, especially the point where he said camel and points

    • @rocksolid3873
      @rocksolid3873 3 года назад +2

      @@amw_cats This was cringey the moment I saw this video and didn't know about the incident. Now I know.

  • @mark-the-spider4259
    @mark-the-spider4259 4 года назад +36

    4:34 Michael: nailed it

  • @beidouenjoyer6192
    @beidouenjoyer6192 5 лет назад +130

    Nobody:
    Michael: "hey buddy"

  • @jpadacaful
    @jpadacaful 5 лет назад +18

    4:00 Michael Reeves looks like he is interrogating lily " Crane Crane Crane Crane Crane machi machine ay buddy ay buddy buddy buddy buddy" in front of her face LUL

  • @RatBoyDunce
    @RatBoyDunce 5 лет назад +1005

    10:57 Asian boomer explains to her child that they were an accident

  • @dreanne520
    @dreanne520 4 года назад +50

    11:05 starting from there up till the end of Lily and Michael's turn, I'm so laughing I don't know why I'm just tearing up

  • @Punkturedxx
    @Punkturedxx 4 года назад +86

    Lilly - “I am accidentally going to set fire to my hair” Deaf people - wondering why Lilly is planning to run over Michael

  • @tiredoreki
    @tiredoreki 4 года назад +60

    3:29 I just knew Lily was going to be mood
    (as a Greek I feel blessed that she said that word)

  • @DualShot
    @DualShot 5 лет назад +331

    "Cockolate" 🤣

  • @falkn.5544
    @falkn.5544 5 лет назад +32

    I completely lost it when Michael went Goblin mode 😂😂😂

  • @nettevelasco3563
    @nettevelasco3563 4 года назад +22

    3:31
    Lily is the baby and michael is the parent trying to teach the baby how to say "mama" the baby messes up saying mama so michael says "fuck" and the baby says it flawlessly

  • @julius_trifinity
    @julius_trifinity 5 лет назад +35

    Seriously, Michael Reeves can easily move anywhere with an internet connection and electricity

  • @shad5812
    @shad5812 4 года назад +192

    1:25 me when one of the homies calls me gay

    • @klixbdracora
      @klixbdracora 4 года назад +6

      Man I'm just like: Yes, you called?

  • @quinti00
    @quinti00 5 лет назад +20

    I loved this, Michael in the video makes everyone be so much honest in their humor. I wasn't able to stop laughing the entire time

  • @ImHim9001
    @ImHim9001 4 года назад +410

    10:00 the signs were so obvious, how tf

    • @gothspawn90
      @gothspawn90 4 года назад +19

      Bruhhhh what signs,don't go acting like a detective ,Millions of people on this earth make jokes like that and guess what, they're completely normal

    • @cinesitcom
      @cinesitcom 4 года назад +75

      @@gothspawn90 tf? that was so uncomfortable. weren’t you uncomfortable watching that? if not, you are pretty terrible too.

    • @gothspawn90
      @gothspawn90 4 года назад +11

      OK,First of all I can see why you'd be uncomfortable because of what happened, but then again everything was normal during this period,
      Secondly it's just a joke,honestly I've heard/seen worse so I guess I'm desensitized, I mean look at all the jokes Michael has said
      Anyways I would find it disgusting if he tried to r*pe or do something of that sort to lily. But he didn't.
      People always judge people for doing things when it comes back to bite them,but we don't judge them in the moment.
      I think this is something very important that everyone overlooks

    • @koyaskisses
      @koyaskisses 4 года назад

      wait what happened??

    • @dean987
      @dean987 3 года назад

      @@gothspawn90 Exactly, obviously it's uncomfortable now after what happened between him and the others, but those types of jokes are very common among close friends. At least me and my friends usually don't have any boundaries when it comes to joking around lmao