Remember; only engage enemies in uniforms or fully face covering helmets. If they are wearing distinct clothing unlike everyone around them, run away. If they have a unique space ship, fly away. If they have a laser sword, surrender immediately.
Jdh87 it is soo hard when your best friend die... or even your family member, and what did they do? *NOTHING* !! They are just doing dis to get *PAID* !!! Rest in peace for the real heroes that died just to get paid.
@@internetman- Actually, I heard it’s a beautiful place to serve our Empire! However, I joined to be useful on the battlefield.. so I’d prefer criminal infested planets and pirate hotspots in the outer rim.
They forgot about being turned into poop on the derelict (the officer's poop, I'm not sure if zombies can do so without their bodily functions operating).
On one hand I feel bad for these Stormtroopers for all the shit they go through. On the other hand, I can’t help but envy how easy the Stormtroopers have it in comparison to the marines from Halo and the IG from 40k.
Ya at least blasters work like regular guns somewhat....the halo plasma pistol alone is terrifying, if you read the lore on it. I'd rather get shot with a blaster then any of the covenants weapons.
This is why I enlisted in Imperial Reconnaissance. With a few notable exceptions, recon units aren't usually given the same kind of high-risk assignments given to most typical troopers. Training may be much harder than regular trooper training, and assignments much longer and often very lonely and isolating, but it's well worth it. You're issued lighter, more flexible armour, assignments can be very adventurous and exciting, and you (usually) get to stay a good distance away from dangers such as pirates or named rebel operatives. Most importantly, however, is that with your skills and abilities as a Recon Trooper, the information you gather during your assignments can very much make all the difference between victory or defeat, life or death, for the brave souls that fight on the front lines.
Clones has some nasty moments but 90 percent of the time they versed droids who usually didn't torture normal ones. They prolly just died by a blaster most of the time.
Also, the reason why some imperials ate each other was because the 30 survivors of the derelict star destroyer, named the Vector, was because they were trapped in a shuttle that couldn’t fly because of a tractor beam and couldn’t escape because of the zombies. The 30 men soon ate one another over the course of 10 weeks until only 6 remained, who then were killed by an imperial guard who was trying to escape them from eating him and zombies. I hate the concept of being trapped in that shuttle, knowing that my colleague is licking his lips at my starvation racked yellow skinned body
@@808INFantry11X Hes count bec he was a jedi general in the Republic era but he was betrayed by the Jedi so he change to the dark side and he lost both legs and hands and have a really bad injury especially at his lungs when hes in his meditation chamber he always try to heal hes lungs but at the end he always failed and finally killed tragiclly in endore And he is Anakin Skywalker
Meanwhile in my coming soon stories: 1. Protect conquered galaxy systems. 2. Counter-attack those who threatened our conquered galaxies until further negotiations. 3. Annihilate those who threatened our conquered galaxies with lethal extreme means of action until they are extinct or erased from existence. Those are the 3 major directives for the troopers of the Unionwealth Empire, even though it was mostly carried out by super android clone soldiers. Hell, try fighting across every universes against evil versions of super android clone soldiers, a cyborg alien races that moves to every galaxies it saw with planet destroying weapons, and an unlimited armada of reality warping cosmic monsters, and many other types of opponents. The Stormtroopers are going to wish to have join any four of the factions instead of the Galactic Empire. (UPDATE: Alright, who liked this comment? Come on, don't be shy.)
CT 0872 Yes, but everyone sort of expects a zombie to do that and it's not embarrassing for the zombie. People involuntarily shitting themselves is just sad
Fun fact those storm trooper attacked by those wolves were actually clones you have to listen very carefully to their voices and there voices are the exact same voices as the clones
Alan, Ben, and American Ben, I love the channels. You do a wonderful job. You bring a balance of humor and information. Have a great day, keep up the great work, and MTFBWY.
345831671036 thats rrue it was a mistake and one im not proud of to be onest but I give my troops a lot of credits for defending us I mean I dont see admirals defend me
Thank you for honoring my fellow Storm Troopers for the Galactic Empire. Though not many people mention the cruelties we had to endure, or the harsh conditions we vets survived, I'm glad to know that at least Generation Tech understands that we were just doing our duty, trying to bring law to a lawless Alien galaxy. There are times when I wake up from a cold sweat remembering my tour with the 501st on Naboo. Trust me, all of those were indeed terrifying, but no one likes to talk about getting punted in the groin by Jar-Jar Binks.
At lothal you could hear clones scream, does that mean they are clone troopers who became storm troopers? That names everything so sad if they were clones
They were voiced by the same actor I think or they reused the same sound. I remember like there was this one scene where a clone died in the hangar in ROTS and I feel like I've heard the same scream in Marvel and other places in star wars
I'm a third-generation Stormtrooper, and I hope my niece or nephew becomes the fourth. Thank you for being the only one to even acknowledge that we have PTSD from all this.
There are no female stormtroopers in the empire, so neither you or your niece could be one lol. It would only work in the first order but it is unlikely that your nephew or niece would become one as the first order steals random babies.
5 worst moment in Stormtrooper History..... (looks to Imperial Guardman beside me) Guardsman: “is that it? That pretty much the standard day of a guardsman. Bloody hell and they call themselves Stormtroopers (shakes head in disappointment).
Reece Dignan You could have garrisoned all of Endor with a single regiment of Catachans and the rebels would have never even found the shield generator. Not to mention the Catachans would all have a serious collection of fuzzy slippers in less than a week.
Yeah, comparing the Imperial Guard to the Stormtroopers is almost just not fair. Like, if you're a stormtrooper, think of the scariest shit you've ever seen. Imagine the most horrifying slog through an alien hellhole. Now add to that the most devastating casualties from three of the worst battles you've ever been in. You know what the Imperial Guard calls that? Tuesday.
Sergeant: Trooper! What happened to you? Stormtrooper: A wolf ate me, sir. I couldn't get away. It was hours before I came out the other end. Sergeant: Did it hurt? Stormtrooper: Stings a bit, sir. Sergeant: Can you stand? Stormtrooper: I did try, but I soon realise I had a problem, with what used to be my legs, now made of wolf feces, clinging to the side of what used to be my head, which is also now wolf feces. That wolf stomach churned me up real good, sir.
I served with the 318 division of the Stormtrooper Core. We were called the snowmen because stationed on Hoth we were.... well popsicles to say the least. I’m kind of upset because not once in the video was the battle of Hoth recognized. I saw my Commander Sgt. Ho Lee Shet (God rest his sole) stomped on by an AT-AT walker! His mangled body was stuck to the bottom of the foot! Then some guy in a snow speeder wrapped a cable around the legs causing it to fall and subsequently explode with his body under the wreckage. We were never able to recover the body. Many of us suffered from exposure to the cold. I myself lost my testicles to frostbite. 3 of my fellow Stormtroopers lost a leg to frostbite, and one who used to be named Joseph Alought is now known as Jolene Withoght due to frostbite taking his manhood. To this day I have yet to recover the feeling in my nose, ears, fingers, and toes. I have P.T.S.D. And have 40% usage of both arms with only 60% usage of my legs. Shameful to forget this horrible battle provoked by that Rebel Scum. Remember The 318 Snowtroopers! Thank you.
They are truly valiant unsung heroes. Human heroes, that is. I take off my Sith Lord helmet to them... but I quickly put it back on. I don't expect that murderous lot of Rebels and Jedi to understand. For the brave surviving Storm Troopers, the next round of Death Sticks are on me because I am an Imperial and I care.
Yes, you bring all that up, but look on the bright side. You get the best armor and blasters the empire could buy, you get great commanders, invincible ships, good pay and terrific benefits. There are worse jobs in the galaxy far far away ... For example, being a RUclips commentator.
invincible ships you say how many star destroyer got blown up and then times that by how many imperial defectors there are then tell me which faction is the best the empire or the new republic
Allan!!! Great subject. Had no clue so many supported my brother Troops. Thank You much, you made my millenium. Empire then...Empire now...Empire FOREVER!
Allen, you’ve simply outdone yourself with yet another highly entertaining informational video about those Star Wars experiences your average enthusiast never really thinks about. Your humour and unbridled wit is highly appreciated as always. Ditto the semi-deadpan / tongue in cheek style of narrative. Thank you for all the humour - and all your hard work! Well done 😊👍
bogustoast22 none well just like the alliance i will never surrender my freedom so some evil old dude with pixie dust magic can tell me how I should live my life.
Greg nelson Fucking what? No. By this point, we are the legal authority. The definition of terrorism is attacks or provocative measures for political gain. Sure, you can call Palpie a terrorist, but for fucks sake, at least bother to learn the definition of terrorism..
Thank you for this valuable information with the very pleasant music in the background. I know I definitely don’t want to be turned into wolf feces, let alone thrown off a cliff by one
I like how he describes the situations the poor stormtroopers had to deal with a typical educational video. All upbeat and chill even when describing red flags about being a stormtrooper.
Its refreshing to see a video dedicated to stormtroopers, especially one about their extremely brutal deaths. They are definitely overshadowed by clones.
"Do their best to bring peace and stability to the galaxy" shows a clip from TFA of a bunch of Stormtroopers burning down an entire village trying to defend themselves and killed villagers after the attack thus breaking like the most important part of the rule of engagement. Well, not so much about peace and stability.
Where can I talk away my problems, as a former CO based on endor, when endor fell, I had to watch my subordinates bleed out in front of me, or hear their cries for help as they were eaten.
Oh yeah, not to mention being killed by participants of the clone wars: either the clone troopers who joined the rebel alliance or a droid army who is commanded by a commander droid with a highly advanced a.i not to shut down his own troops
6. The corridor in project Resurrection where you can have a machine gun in a tight space and all the stormtroopers are at the other end. Most satisfying tragedy ever.
I'm a Clone Storm Trooper. And I have seen many of my brothers die. Whether it's from a droid sniping them off of the speeder bike, or a droid deciding to be a suicide bomber. It is a damn shame that I was one of the lucky ones, I got my left arm and right leg blown off because some Shiney decided to fly his starfighter into the barracks. I was the only one to survive that mess.
4 days in service - Friend gets forced choked 10 days in service - Gets deployed on Outer Rim planet 14 days in service - Only survivor of convoy of 83 other soldiers 19 days in service - About to go to the country of the planet 20 days in service - Gets leg bit off by wolf then gets fake leg 50 days in service - Gets shot 20 times by a stolen DLT-19 and somehow lives and recovers 84 days in service - Gets face slashed by giant rancor and gets surgery next day 104 days in service - Finally gets of the Outer Rim planet 129 days in service - Getting ready for an assault on a rebel base 135 days in service - gets deployed in the Battle of Hoth 135 days in service - Gets left and forgotten on the Battle of Hoth 234 days in service - Finally gets rescued by a merchant ship 236 days in service - Ship gets blown up by rebels and you drift into space 240 days in service - Comes across SSD Executor 345 days in service - SSD Executor gets hit by A-Wing and crashes into the second Death Star but you escape and now get sucked into space and when the death star explodes shrapnel hits you and flies you towards Endor and you land in an ocean and somehow live 347 days in service - Finally woke up after impacting on the ocean to hard 385 days in service - Lost hope of anybody helping you 423 days in service - Small frigate lands nearby and you secretly get on 424 days in service - A man gets sick and looks terrible 429 days in service - The man starts eating his own crew members 430 days in service - While being chased by the whole ship crew you manage to get into an escape pod 498 days in service - Dies a day before planning to make a beautiful cabin in the middle of the country plains on the planet of Dantooine (of course by the cause of Ewok Rabies)
Remember; only engage enemies in uniforms or fully face covering helmets. If they are wearing distinct clothing unlike everyone around them, run away. If they have a unique space ship, fly away. If they have a laser sword, surrender immediately.
No One In Particular, not like Ezra accepted their surrender.
Unless you are a Phase II Clone trooper, you have no chance.
Also prey you don't get deployed with your force user of a boss. If so we'll hope you get lucky and he doesn't choke you for screwing up.
Nice yet
If They are plot essential characters - miss every shot !!!
good of you to bring awareness to post traumatic stormtrooper disorder
Daz070 that's some serious PTSD
"Those were the droids I was looking for!"
Thank you i had that after all my buddies died on the death star
Jdh87 it is soo hard when your best friend die... or even your family member, and what did they do? *NOTHING* !! They are just doing dis to get *PAID* !!!
Rest in peace for the real heroes that died just to get paid.
Amen brother.
"-Derelict their balls." I laughed waaay too hard at this.
Great Zoolander reference
Brony want to get stationed at the Scarif outpost?
@@internetman- Actually, I heard it’s a beautiful place to serve our Empire! However, I joined to be useful on the battlefield.. so I’d prefer criminal infested planets and pirate hotspots in the outer rim.
@@tk-756brony6 fair enough, I joined to keep peace but I'd like to go to scarif.
They forgot about being turned into poop on the derelict (the officer's poop, I'm not sure if zombies can do so without their bodily functions operating).
Thank you Allen for recognizing the hardships of the honored Stormtrooper core. To those men and women out battling every day I salute you.
Capt Brody Rebels suck cuz they want to help people but they kill millions of innocent stormtroopers
This was genuinely funny.
Wait, aren’t you Vice-Admiral Gilad Pellaeon ?
Skitch 4 Rice and the empire killed *billions* of innocent men women and children sooooo
How I can join the stormtrooper group, Sir?
Stormtrooper's deserve a break from all the crap they take.
Restored Empire they deserve a lot more
Elias Stein GASP
thanks pal
Stormtrooper anything for a hero of the Empire.
and sine the change team slip that i made so that they can redeem themselves
On one hand I feel bad for these Stormtroopers for all the shit they go through. On the other hand, I can’t help but envy how easy the Stormtroopers have it in comparison to the marines from Halo and the IG from 40k.
Ya at least blasters work like regular guns somewhat....the halo plasma pistol alone is terrifying, if you read the lore on it. I'd rather get shot with a blaster then any of the covenants weapons.
Takua Me what if empire had covenant weapons?
@@SS-kq7dn The rebels would have no chance then lol
Don't forget Starship Troopers and space Marines from DOOM
well their armor has bacta i believe to stabilize the trooper if injured so there don't always die luckily
Im still having PTHD after a ewok ate my left arm
Robot arms are great tho
I could go through thousands of your pathetic Stormtroopers
Spartan -0153 please don't the only reason we do this is to support our family
storm trooper lieutenant I meant it as a joke I didn’t mean to offend you
Spartan -0153 i know but be my gest to killing evil storm troopers and clumsy officers
This is why I enlisted in Imperial Reconnaissance. With a few notable exceptions, recon units aren't usually given the same kind of high-risk assignments given to most typical troopers. Training may be much harder than regular trooper training, and assignments much longer and often very lonely and isolating, but it's well worth it. You're issued lighter, more flexible armour, assignments can be very adventurous and exciting, and you (usually) get to stay a good distance away from dangers such as pirates or named rebel operatives. Most importantly, however, is that with your skills and abilities as a Recon Trooper, the information you gather during your assignments can very much make all the difference between victory or defeat, life or death, for the brave souls that fight on the front lines.
lol there was sad music showing how much these storm troopers went through, then hilarious music comes out of nowhere XD
_i n d e e d_
Top 5 worst moments for clone troopers
Clones has some nasty moments but 90 percent of the time they versed droids who usually didn't torture normal ones. They prolly just died by a blaster most of the time.
If the Blackwing Virus isn't mentioned I'll be quite upset
*edit*
I was not disappointed
Yea I’m pretty much the worst type of situation ever military grade zombie virus on a small prison ship
Also, the reason why some imperials ate each other was because the 30 survivors of the derelict star destroyer, named the Vector, was because they were trapped in a shuttle that couldn’t fly because of a tractor beam and couldn’t escape because of the zombies. The 30 men soon ate one another over the course of 10 weeks until only 6 remained, who then were killed by an imperial guard who was trying to escape them from eating him and zombies.
I hate the concept of being trapped in that shuttle, knowing that my colleague is licking his lips at my starvation racked yellow skinned body
I love that Death Trooper book
Lol those zombies were a hive society, you shoulda gave them work to do, then it would be fine
when i say the title of this video, i thought of death troopers. Thanks for weaving legends and canon togeather
Finally someone understands us imperials 😊
Your Darth vader you dont count LOL
@@808INFantry11X *prepares to fire* lol
@@808INFantry11X Hes count bec he was a jedi general in the Republic era but he was betrayed by the Jedi so he change to the dark side and he lost both legs and hands and have a really bad injury especially at his lungs when hes in his meditation chamber he always try to heal hes lungs but at the end he always failed and finally killed tragiclly in endore
And he is Anakin Skywalker
Stormtroopers are the real good guys
Meanwhile in my coming soon stories:
1. Protect conquered galaxy systems.
2. Counter-attack those who threatened our conquered galaxies until further negotiations.
3. Annihilate those who threatened our conquered galaxies with lethal extreme means of action until they are extinct or erased from existence.
Those are the 3 major directives for the troopers of the Unionwealth Empire, even though it was mostly carried out by super android clone soldiers.
Hell, try fighting across every universes against evil versions of super android clone soldiers, a cyborg alien races that moves to every galaxies it saw with planet destroying weapons, and an unlimited armada of reality warping cosmic monsters, and many other types of opponents.
The Stormtroopers are going to wish to have join any four of the factions instead of the Galactic Empire.
(UPDATE: Alright, who liked this comment? Come on, don't be shy.)
evil guys. the jedi are good guys also #rememberalderan
thanks
Stormtrooper report to command bridge aa3
Reece Emms
No
Funny "Apocalypse Now" reference, because George Lucas was originally supposed to direct that film but he made "Star Wars" instead.
Haha yea true
He actually did direct a scene in Apocalypse Now, when Willard is being briefed about his mission (had a nice THX 1138 feel about it 👍)
Eh, I'm guessing some involuntary releasing of bowels happened for the zombies too.
This is true
Do Zombies have bowel movements? One's never turned up in our genito-urinary ward!
CT 0872 Yes, but everyone sort of expects a zombie to do that and it's not embarrassing for the zombie. People involuntarily shitting themselves is just sad
I can confirm this as a death trooper
RUclips
Stormtroopers experience:
Death from laughter when watching this video
2:56-Agreed! I'd tell my commander to go to a corner and screw themselves
Diana Grell 66 likes.
Melese Getahun
Order 66 likes (it)!
More likr PTSD
You don't know what we've been trough...
A moment of silence for our fallen brethren.
I think this was one of the funnier videos GT has made. Really enjoyed it!
poor Stormtroopers
Fun fact those storm trooper attacked by those wolves were actually clones you have to listen very carefully to their voices and there voices are the exact same voices as the clones
Alan, Ben, and American Ben, I love the channels. You do a wonderful job. You bring a balance of humor and information. Have a great day, keep up the great work, and MTFBWY.
Thanks may the force be with you too!
They are a powerfull core we all need them so give them respect they defend you
darth sidious maybe you shouldn't have changed the clones against them
345831671036 thats rrue it was a mistake and one im not proud of to be onest but I give my troops a lot of credits for defending us I mean I dont see admirals defend me
says the person who tried to burn his home wold this is why i am a jedy master granted by Luke skywalker and a new republic solder
Lmao, nobody defended you when Vader grabbed your ass...
Reece Emms the same skyguy that told us in the movie that the ORDER should END!!
I like how you show the dark side of things that we do not see and sorry for my english it isn't my language
The dark side is universal
charkie 23 it's all right.
charkie 23 but i hope you are an human right? Because we don't like aliens here
Your English is very good, Charkie. There are native-born Americans who don't speak it as well as you do.
Or write in this case.
I love the empire, so watching this hurts me personally. ( Still love the video though )
For the empire!
FOR THE EMPIRE WHOOOOOOO!!!!!
Thank you for honoring my fellow Storm Troopers for the Galactic Empire. Though not many people mention the cruelties we had to endure, or the harsh conditions we vets survived, I'm glad to know that at least Generation Tech understands that we were just doing our duty, trying to bring law to a lawless Alien galaxy. There are times when I wake up from a cold sweat remembering my tour with the 501st on Naboo. Trust me, all of those were indeed terrifying, but no one likes to talk about getting punted in the groin by Jar-Jar Binks.
At lothal you could hear clones scream, does that mean they are clone troopers who became storm troopers? That names everything so sad if they were clones
Some Stormtroopers were clones by the time of new hope
No One In Particular Yes, but Rebels starts before ANH.
They were gradually phased out unfortunately clones age twice as fast as normal humans
ItzMeDude Just reusing sound
They were voiced by the same actor I think or they reused the same sound. I remember like there was this one scene where a clone died in the hangar in ROTS and I feel like I've heard the same scream in Marvel and other places in star wars
I'm a third-generation Stormtrooper, and I hope my niece or nephew becomes the fourth. Thank you for being the only one to even acknowledge that we have PTSD from all this.
I'm a private of the 101st scout trooper legion... I lost a good friend on the battle of Endor. I hate Ewoks and Rebels...
Half of the 501st were loading onto their shuttles as the Death Star exploded.
There are no female stormtroopers in the empire, so neither you or your niece could be one lol. It would only work in the first order but it is unlikely that your nephew or niece would become one as the first order steals random babies.
What about the trauma of the poor B1 Battle Droid at the bullying hands of B2 Battle Droids and Droideka's? Droids are people too you know!
Amen to that!
Hmm never thought about that but I guess you’re right... except for the people part tho
Poor B1s.
I loved how you mixed the seriousness of this video with some awesome comedy. Keep up the great work!
Thanks!
5 worst moment in Stormtrooper History..... (looks to Imperial Guardman beside me)
Guardsman: “is that it? That pretty much the standard day of a guardsman. Bloody hell and they call themselves Stormtroopers (shakes head in disappointment).
Reece Dignan You could have garrisoned all of Endor with a single regiment of Catachans and the rebels would have never even found the shield generator. Not to mention the Catachans would all have a serious collection of fuzzy slippers in less than a week.
Yeah, comparing the Imperial Guard to the Stormtroopers is almost just not fair. Like, if you're a stormtrooper, think of the scariest shit you've ever seen. Imagine the most horrifying slog through an alien hellhole. Now add to that the most devastating casualties from three of the worst battles you've ever been in.
You know what the Imperial Guard calls that? Tuesday.
Imperial Guardsman to stormtrooper: I'll trade places with you.
Being sat on by giant wolf
[...]
turn into giant wolf feces
what the hell did I just watch xD
Sergeant: Trooper! What happened to you?
Stormtrooper: A wolf ate me, sir. I couldn't get away. It was hours before I came out the other end.
Sergeant: Did it hurt?
Stormtrooper: Stings a bit, sir.
Sergeant: Can you stand?
Stormtrooper: I did try, but I soon realise I had a problem, with what used to be my legs, now made of wolf feces, clinging to the side of what used to be my head, which is also now wolf feces. That wolf stomach churned me up real good, sir.
I served with the 318 division of the Stormtrooper Core. We were called the snowmen because stationed on Hoth we were.... well popsicles to say the least. I’m kind of upset because not once in the video was the battle of Hoth recognized. I saw my Commander Sgt. Ho Lee Shet (God rest his sole) stomped on by an AT-AT walker! His mangled body was stuck to the bottom of the foot! Then some guy in a snow speeder wrapped a cable around the legs causing it to fall and subsequently explode with his body under the wreckage. We were never able to recover the body. Many of us suffered from exposure to the cold. I myself lost my testicles to frostbite. 3 of my fellow Stormtroopers lost a leg to frostbite, and one who used to be named Joseph Alought is now known as Jolene Withoght due to frostbite taking his manhood. To this day I have yet to recover the feeling in my nose, ears, fingers, and toes. I have P.T.S.D. And have 40% usage of both arms with only 60% usage of my legs. Shameful to forget this horrible battle provoked by that Rebel Scum. Remember The 318 Snowtroopers! Thank you.
Hahahahaha "sole"
Stormtrooper 1: "I hate guard duty." Stormtrooper 2: "Watch this video."
Stormtrooper 1: "I take it back."
You guys are absolutely ridiculous, but in an awesome way. Thanks for bringing a smile to the people.
We try
Those poor stormtroopers.
Poor stormtroopers for the empire
Yeah... Our job is thankless.
Stormtrooper ikr
But you know who else are never thanked? Droids.
*#SEPERATISTS*
@@stormtrooper5965 👌
This is like a giant medicine commercial, when they list the horrible side affects
They are truly valiant unsung heroes. Human heroes, that is. I take off my Sith Lord helmet to them... but I quickly put it back on. I don't expect that murderous lot of Rebels and Jedi to understand. For the brave surviving Storm Troopers, the next round of Death Sticks are on me because I am an Imperial and I care.
The style of your videos is extremely impressive. Thanks for the community support.
#trooperlivesmatter
Yes, you bring all that up, but look on the bright side. You get the best armor and blasters the empire could buy, you get great commanders, invincible ships, good pay and terrific benefits. There are worse jobs in the galaxy far far away ... For example, being a RUclips commentator.
That or being a pesky rebel troop on Yavin 4, those guys on the invincible death star are so lucky...
*Looks at you with an Expression of 'Are you fucking kidding me?'*
I believe you mean holotube commentator
invincible ships you say how many star destroyer got blown up and then times that by how many imperial defectors there are then tell me which faction is the best the empire or the new republic
The BEST blasters? It's not our fault there is little to no barrel on them.
This makes me want to join the stormtrooper core
It's *CORP*. It's pronounced core, but it's spelled corp.
*Stormtrooper Corps, the P and S are silent.
Just don't be under the command of Darth Vader.
Allan!!! Great subject. Had no clue so many supported my brother Troops. Thank You much, you made my millenium. Empire then...Empire now...Empire FOREVER!
Star Wars ain't Star Wars without stormies
5:35 Legit thought there was gonna be a video example when he paused.
Also, FOR THE EMPEROR!!
Subbed your channel because you got a heart for the troopers
EMPIRE! EMPIRE! EMPIRE!
I need the death sticks
Can we talk about the music choice for this episode. Greatest by far
This is my favorite edited gentech vid! Lol
"Lack of job security" was the funniest thing listed for a stormtrooper hardship
The old background back yay
0:43 Alan: "To bring a little peace and stability to the galaxy". Also Alan: Shows flametrooper burning people.
To bad storm troopers don't have guard dogs like aak hounds.
Vulcran Storm how cool would clone trooper k9 units be???
Monday's insanity any Star Wars K-9 unit would be cool.
If I had female aak hound, I'd name it Daisy.
Vulcran Storm+ I'd name mine Shotgun.
Melese Getahun though if I had a male one. I'd name it Fighter.
Allen, you’ve simply outdone yourself with yet another highly entertaining informational video about those Star Wars experiences your average enthusiast never really thinks about. Your humour and unbridled wit is highly appreciated as always. Ditto the semi-deadpan / tongue in cheek style of narrative. Thank you for all the humour - and all your hard work! Well done 😊👍
Vader has some non-human stormtroopers
All rebel lies
No
No One In Particular that’s legends dude
Love this video. Hilarious - getting eaten by yourself or the classic eating someone who is eating you. Literally loled!
Wow allen ho do you do this 2 video in a day ? Have you tried playing force arena ?
3:49 plus the amount of pain that the soldier feel in the zombification process
Love your imperial propaganda...err...telling the truth vids.
Sir your comming with me
the music in the zombie part made that moment priceless 😂😂😂😂
And this is why severing the empire is the worst choice you can ever make.
Wouldn't have been that bad if the terrorists would sit down and accept the empire was indeed the proper authority.
bogustoast22 none well just like the alliance i will never surrender my freedom so some evil old dude with pixie dust magic can tell me how I should live my life.
Sir yes sir!
Greg nelson well after I'm done fighting the empire my next target is those criminals and terrorists. For I an not a conquer I am a liberator.
Greg nelson Fucking what? No. By this point, we are the legal authority. The definition of terrorism is attacks or provocative measures for political gain. Sure, you can call Palpie a terrorist, but for fucks sake, at least bother to learn the definition of terrorism..
"Sentient teddy bear"
"sentient"!?!?!?!?!
(Imperial triggering intensifies)
Death Troopers is legit one of my favorite star wars books.
Love the sarcasm, and the music for the effects on stormtroopers
Stormtroopers facing aimlessness😂😂
what? I don’t get it emoji kid.
Oh god that humming background music.........I need deathsticks just to listen to that awful sound.
Greatest vid ever lol
Thank you for this valuable information with the very pleasant music in the background. I know I definitely don’t want to be turned into wolf feces, let alone thrown off a cliff by one
Palpatine should have replaced all the stormtroopers with porgs for a more effective army.
Seth Mead well, it would've sold a lot more toys
Sith Ewoks with tiny red lightsabers. Just saying. See what they did with just rocks and logs!?
Chik Philay and his Porg Commandos, eh?
Lots of Star Wars battlefront footage, and lots of primitive weapons magically piercing plastoid-composite armor.
Nice job you got a sub
66th like before me
Knew death troopers would be referenced, its great that someone acknowledges its existence. Many, was it terrifying though
I like how he describes the situations the poor stormtroopers had to deal with a typical educational video. All upbeat and chill even when describing red flags about being a stormtrooper.
Salute for all the fallen troopers who died fighting for the future of humanity
The Death Trooper story was amazing. Totally forgot about them!
That Death Trooper book is a couple hundred pages of pure greatness
Its refreshing to see a video dedicated to stormtroopers, especially one about their extremely brutal deaths. They are definitely overshadowed by clones.
"Do their best to bring peace and stability to the galaxy" shows a clip from TFA of a bunch of Stormtroopers burning down an entire village trying to defend themselves and killed villagers after the attack thus breaking like the most important part of the rule of engagement. Well, not so much about peace and stability.
Someone finally understands my issues as a stormtrooper. Thanks allen
Where can I talk away my problems, as a former CO based on endor, when endor fell, I had to watch my subordinates bleed out in front of me, or hear their cries for help as they were eaten.
I think this just became my favorite RUclips channel.
so depressing but the happy music of the side affects were hilarious
Nobody patted my back for taking out an alien village
Oh yeah, not to mention being killed by participants of the clone wars: either the clone troopers who joined the rebel alliance or a droid army who is commanded by a commander droid with a highly advanced a.i not to shut down his own troops
6. The corridor in project Resurrection where you can have a machine gun in a tight space and all the stormtroopers are at the other end. Most satisfying tragedy ever.
bring a little peace and stability to the galaxy *𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 xD
This should have been the empire commercial in Solo a Star Wars story when Han was signing up😂
Alan, Thank you for representing! As a member of the 501st it is gratifying to know we have you on our side. =)
RIP to all who fell during the destruction of the Death star..💙💙💙 thank you for your service...
I don't want to sell you death sticks I want to go home and re-think my life
I'm a Clone Storm Trooper. And I have seen many of my brothers die. Whether it's from a droid sniping them off of the speeder bike, or a droid deciding to be a suicide bomber. It is a damn shame that I was one of the lucky ones, I got my left arm and right leg blown off because some Shiney decided to fly his starfighter into the barracks. I was the only one to survive that mess.
I was trying to blow my nose but I cracked up laughing about when he said the blind guy
LMAO Bowl discharge got me, xD
Man...this is one of the funniest ive seen on the channel...two thumbs up...way to go!!!! Almost busted a gut laughing
"So large that I could make a RUclips channel on it"
I think you should. You would be great.
Finally some one giving us credit
Your all a bunch of tin cans
4 days in service - Friend gets forced choked
10 days in service - Gets deployed on Outer Rim planet
14 days in service - Only survivor of convoy of 83 other soldiers
19 days in service - About to go to the country of the planet
20 days in service - Gets leg bit off by wolf then gets fake leg
50 days in service - Gets shot 20 times by a stolen DLT-19 and somehow lives and recovers
84 days in service - Gets face slashed by giant rancor and gets surgery next day
104 days in service - Finally gets of the Outer Rim planet
129 days in service - Getting ready for an assault on a rebel base
135 days in service - gets deployed in the Battle of Hoth
135 days in service - Gets left and forgotten on the Battle of Hoth
234 days in service - Finally gets rescued by a merchant ship
236 days in service - Ship gets blown up by rebels and you drift into space
240 days in service - Comes across SSD Executor
345 days in service - SSD Executor gets hit by A-Wing and crashes into the second Death Star but you escape and now get sucked into space and when the death star explodes shrapnel hits you and flies you towards Endor and you land in an ocean and somehow live
347 days in service - Finally woke up after impacting on the ocean to hard
385 days in service - Lost hope of anybody helping you
423 days in service - Small frigate lands nearby and you secretly get on
424 days in service - A man gets sick and looks terrible
429 days in service - The man starts eating his own crew members
430 days in service - While being chased by the whole ship crew you manage to get into an escape pod
498 days in service - Dies a day before planning to make a beautiful cabin in the middle of the country plains on the planet of Dantooine (of course by the cause of Ewok Rabies)
This took me so long XD
I feel like the Death trooper story was just a play on the Rakghoul plague, probably one that someone decided to make more advanced.