Kurzgesagt preposterously out of context
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- Опубликовано: 16 апр 2021
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How to be Kurzgesagt
Step 1: Get ducks
Step 2: Get nuclear weapons
Step 3: Blow up the ducks with said weapons (See items 1 and 2)
Instructions unclear, ducks did not explode
Instructions *extremely* unclear, ducks began colliding and splitting into smaller ducks in a chain reaction. Please advise on what to do with resulting infinite Cantor ducks.
Instructions unclear,the ducks turned into dinosaur sized ducks
@@name.660 *elephant*, go with elephant
instructions unclear, the ducks exploded the nukes, and destroyed the entire experiment room. oh wait?
Doubting the power of ducks, is what scientists call a very bad idea.
-kurzgesagt probably
"We treat animals absolutely disgusting... but hey, steak is tasty!"
Best quote yet
When?
@@saulgoodman90252:23
@@Whatdoyouthink276 ok thanks
"Politicians are even worse than scientists naming things" 💀
Couldn't agree more.
"Ľudia otupjéjávajú" - Andrej Danko
“You are not alone” - Kalm
“You never were” - Kalm
“You never will be” - PANIK
👻
“Look behind you.”
,,A great place for our nuclear test!''
ah yes
oh gosh yes
Kurzgesagt when seeing a pond full of ducks.
Ye,,
Hmm
actually “” 🤓
3:13 "Tiny Finland, do you feel uncomfortable now?" Lmao
7:45
"What's your favorite food?"
*"Dark matter"*
Mm delicious I love dark matter
Kirby:
Mine is some nuclear pasta
9:47
"Anyone with an unsuitable mix, will be selected from the environment."
_"AAAAAAAAA"_
''Look at this thing, it's really big'' and ''A perfect place for our nuclear test'' are two lines most synnonimous with Kurzgesagt with my opinion. Really describes their videos quite well.
0:40 : JUST TO SUFFER?
*MADE ME LAUGH!!!!!*
*"tiny finland."*
"do you feel... uncomfortable now?"
"Europeans are really good at war"
@@TheDingusNamedKiwiI mean... tiny Finland *did* hold its own against the soviet union, so!
Wow, those 3 were strangly in context 😂😂😂😂
@@markjohn4203fr 😂😂😂
5:15 I can just imagine Yakko singing that LMAO
oh god
"And now, the elements of the periodic table brought to you by Yakko Warner"
@@marcosettembre Oh God, I'm a huge fan of both songs!
AIRY
@@greenytoaster omg a ONE fan hii
8:13 A iconic line that will never be forgotten
"We can't detect it.
We can't measure it.
We can't taste it."
7:40
Wait, someone tried to taste dark matter?
Yes
Don't ask
I can't tell if you're joking or you genuinely ignored "we can't detect it" despite literally typing it out
Now I did. Wasn't very successful
You haven't?
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Everybody with Minecraft when they find a village: 8:15
"War is so 20th century" ...
Aged like fine milk on a hot summers evening
Nah, it aged older than the universe
@@madmax0103 On a hot summer's evening
Humans are expensive to keep alive
- Kurzgesagt
1:21 bro stop stalking me
exactly-uh
Kurzgesagt: "Eventually beneath the pasta, we reach the core."
Skeletor: WAT!?
"we take over 1200 hours on some of hour videos" the video: throws duck at supermassive black hole
well spend hours
“chicken wings are great” says black bird man.
*cannibalism*
That one about the “Staring at the computer instead of focusing on what you should be doing” hit hard...
2:18 thats mount everest in a cup of coffee
8:43 that was a realy nice motivation
"At about 100 km, Earth stops and space begins"
8:08 is my favourite moment
i love how i watched enough kurzgezaght to know what the context is for most of those
5:49
ADHD in a *nutshell AGAIN*
Did anyone else notice the: “everytime you kiss a man, Putin kills a kitten” thing?
4:45 Probably for the rest of my life
3:12 Tiny Finland is amazing and caught me off guard
5:30 My man started rapping harder than rap god
8:35 Kurzgesagt roasting hard
he always had
Him: the computer that’s distracting you from what you should be doing.
Me, who has a cold: a fwoolish miscAuculation *sniff and frustration*
4:53 we call this rock earth
ROCK SOLID
Man, Kurzgesagt loves breaking 4th wall
5:40
cat and wikipedia and porn and business and youtube and science
dont burn your house down to see if there's any glitches 7:21
5:12 terminator seeds
The part where Kurzgesagt go brrrrrr is literally funny
7:50 that is how the cell do
A great place for a nuclear test.
-every Roblox ron player when they get the nuke ever.
What's ron
@@bdarmy7169 Rise of Nations in Roblox.
9:52 Spot SCP 682!
"Do you feel confused right now? We certainly do"
0:44 damn, that alien kind thicc tho
5:18
*INFORMATION OVERLOAD*
Clips that i know
0:07 End of space
0:26 End of space
0:50 Dyson sphere
1:31 Neutron stars
1:43 Neutron stars
2:08 Neutron stars?
4:55 Wormholes
5:10 Gold apocalypse
9:54 First's video of kurzgesagt
“You touched every living thing before you with your DNA.”
BANG BANG BANG FBI!
“Tiny Finland”
Why was that so funny
7:50 oh! Looks like my dad's car
''Pitch black and under a thousand atmospheres or pressure it's a relatively pristine environment thanks to the absece of humans'' THAT WHAT SHE SAYD
HAHAHa
What’s this supposed to suggest?
I’m confused
2:37 cannibalism
Sweet, kurzgesagt roasting the humanity in a nutshell. Absolutely Sweet.
"Europeans are really good at war."
Well, that might be true.
the return of TERMANATER SEEDS
3:16 "Europeans are really good at war"
Couldn't agree more after all my country conquered half the world in search of spices
I didn’t know the word porn appeared in a Kurtsgesagt video.
3:24 "More people means more people"
Yes indeed
Mmm yes the floor here is made out of floor 😂 3:24
“What’s your favorite food?”
*Nuclear Pasta*
"human existence is scary"
4:45 my favorite
"The planet is too big. It DOESNT CARE! " omg okay ahahhaa
Nuclearpasta is the Creepypasta of scientists and science-fiction writers.
8:06 yep that's kurzgesagt
How the heck it translate it to from kurzgesagt" to a "in a nutshell" ???? Thats cool
“This strange things make up all the matter in the universe”
this is funky
4:31 Doofensmirtz was the one who made our universe, thats the only logical explanation to why it has a self destruct button.
6:28 Hog ridaaaaa!
More people means . . . more people :D
Aka ; kurzgesat being confused for 10 minutes
8:06 "Pitch black and with a thousand atmospheres of pressure, It's a relatively pristine environment, thanks to the absence of humans.
A great place for our nuclear test."
4:40-4:45 epic song
I love these.
"Where are all the aliens?"
Mostly America.
*”Why are you still here?-“*
5:39 caught in 4k
9:52
"..AHHHHHHHH"
Funniest thing I’ve seen this year 10/10
7:57 my imagination of a north Korean person's car
sorry 😐
1:19 ok sorry I have to leave, and thank you for reminder :D
0:41 just to suffer...
0:07 until 0:17
yeah way to waste the tax payer's money
Love the thumbnail
5:53 how did you knooooow xD
"Everytime you kiss a man, Putin kills a kitten!"
GGGG I'm dyin' what in the hell
ancient civilization on titan made me think of lethal company
3:12 *T I N Y F I N L A N D*
Mmmm very cute
I love this
9:33 bruh this is so funny
"And we can't taste it" Man i really wanted some dark matter ice cream
controversial lemon, Subscribed because your videos are so much fun!
I can't believe you cropped it at "This is funky" and left off "and doesn't explode, which is a start" D:
Kurzgesagt in a nutshell in a nutshell
I can’t watch these it’s too existential, the randomness helps though to shake me out of it
Me: *goes to sleep*
RUclips recomendations:
TERMINATOR SEEDS
You can still learn even if it's without context
Deserves a freaking sub sheeesh
Ok wierd thought but when humans die out and aliens come to our planet if they decide to watch a RUclips video to find out what we where like, and they watched one of the video on kurzgezart, they would probably think we where all crazy ducks and get the hell of our planet