idk if he'd fit into the room. you wanna break the set? you wanna cause problems for the studio and the crews safety? what if he causes an earthquake going there then what? how will we watch these dudes? yeah💔thats what i thought... think bro ☝️ think.
I don't think the show makes enough revenue to cover the amount of cake and cum tissues for a guest like Stavros. And I should know because I am hugely gay.
This whole episode was basically **Nick begins discussing something funny/interesting - Adam or the other guy interject with a dumb comment or question that pivots the whole topic of discussion**
@@vyviid being basically 40 is the reason he pretends to not be an extremely online guy anymore, but he said himself in this episode that he doesn't do shit with his life, so being perpetually online is my next best guest.
Damn it took this long to get nick mullen to say asmongold and world of Warcraft in the same sentence. my holy trifecta. can’t wait to see my best friend tomorrow.
What if nick brought back the old nword sniping bit but used it on black guests when they really say the nword. So he'd mute the nword to imply the nword.
bro, no lie, the way that you just copied, like, his,, way of talking... were you joking just now? you know what I mean, or is that just how you talk now
bringing on a guest who's significantly worse than adam in all regards is a great way to make adam look marginally less awful. incredible casting work! edit: i lied he is probably slightly better than adam at pulling annoying new york altgirls for 5 uncomfortable hours until they get enough selfies
Literally the dullest guest ever. Get him outta here. Who let him in? Since when do they bring these people on? (by these people I mean boring podcast guests OBVIOUSLY)
Honestly, this is just a painful plateau. Eventually the show will find its legs. Or Nick and Adam will accidentally do coke laced with Fentanyl and die on set. But other than that i believe it will find its feet.
It was honestly fine when they we're actually putting effort with it, but this is like 6th guest episode with some random guy and it's getting kinda boring
That would actually be pretty funny. Asmongold is quite possibly the most unlikeable man on the planet. By all means he should absolutely be a lolcow but he’s just inexplicably popular.
@@shiiswii4136 Right why not g cide americans as they have an inferior culture according to some african or arab people? Objectively they drink too much, they eat too much, they smell bad, they love b0mbing, they love mass k1lling others. All a joke obviously.
What is the point of a show where two guys pretend they don't know stuff about a situation when they actually clearly do? And if they actually don't know, same question? The fuck is the point? Why not just call this show the Ironic Distance Hour?
@@MrJimtheRooster from my understanding it’s been recorded and unreleased for quite a while now so you’re wrong I guess but hell yeah big dog I’m gay too
You know how flys allegedly see things in slow motion? I wonder if everything feels like it’s happening at 4x speed for this completely fried guest. I’ve never seen someone string words together without actually saying anything like that before. “Bro for real no cap you be fuckin wit it doe? Like you be on that or nah? Actually wait, no, yeah.”
It wouldn't go that way, but I still would love to see it. I think they'd end up liking Destiny since he's so obviously authentic as opposed to Hasan's performativity. And he's pretty funny and very edgy by streamer standards.
@@specialknees6798 They hate Biden and Israel - 2 things that Destiny loves. They also like making fun of the gays...another activity Destiny takes part in. He would get roasted.
@@bobbyg309 Nick hates Biden and Israel in the same way that zoomers on twitter and instagram do. Adam knows a lot more, but Destiny has literally debated Dershowitz. And Nick and Adam have been tight with Ian and Tim Dillon for years. They have no problem with gay shit. Besides Destiny is known for having harems of women anyway. Once they immediately realized that Destiny isn’t a retard or bloodthirsty Zionist they would fw him. They wouldn’t bring him on in the first place though bc it would sever the Hasan connection. Explaining all this shit is profoundly gay obviously, but the point is that it would not go how you think. They’d have more chemistry with him than Hasan.
Maybe that's why they're making clips of him and mentioning him more and more. They're testing the waters because they know Hasan has some antisocial haters everywhere, and they wanna prepare their watchers for when the episode eventually drops
Asmon has contributed literally nothing to society outside of an unearned and bizarre sense of superiority while lacking fundamental principles of hygiene. @@ThePulaskiPumper
It's probably ok to be friends with people with retarded political views. But you're that it is odd, since Hasan in an insipid and boring human being in general.
@jrock71 if I listed things he's wrong about RUclips would delete my comments because of the topics he's wrong about. But I'll try. He's a grape apologist and has said on stream multiple times that Israeli babies don't count as civilians because they will one day grow up to be soldiers. He was dead wrong about the Ukraine war, and in the most arrogant way possible, and never apologized for how arrogantly wrong he was. For weeks before the war started he said he would quit streaming if Russia ever invaded Ukraine. Then the day they invaded he gaslit everyone and pretended he never said it wouldn't happen. He had a Houthi t*rr*rist on his stream for an interview, which usually would be okay in the context of journalism, but the entire interview was just Hasan laughing whenever said t*rr*rist talked about hanging out with drugged up hostages on the shipping vessels, saying he was based and cool. To this day he claims that t*rr*rist is based and cool There's a plethora of other things too
@jrock71 wow, I had replied with a disclaimer at the top of my reply that "RUclips will censor my comment because of the topics Hasan is so grossly wrong about" and it immediately got deleted. Sorry. RUclips doesn't want us talking about stuff
@LowTempDabr ....well your wrong, all of Hasan Twitch vods are on RUclips in whole at Hasanabi Vods...if you actually cared about the truth you'd find out for yourself....like Ethan and Destiny who purposely take shit out of context to lie about him
"they don't want our boy to play with toys anymore" Imagine if Ryan's Toys turned in to a gun-nut channel and he's just there firing off RPGs and shit.
I imagine Kurt Metzger watching this clip screaming at the screen "Thats not how streaming works! I went there and explained everything about the internet and they pay me with this shit?!", or something...
I like this podcast, but it has the most insufferable cumtown fans. So the comments are comparing it to another podcast or always about how they've changed or how it's not as funny or how gay they are.
Nicj and Adam are the homies but the energy on this podcast is always slightly off. It's like being in the cafeteria at summer school and you're trying to make jokes with your friends to hide the inner sadness.
3:40 "It might isontuhisprollylike um, they definitely prolly have fan, umm, crossover maybe, maybe not tho, I have no idea" - Random unfunny guest, 2024
0:04 I know you tried to explain Asmongold's content in the least charitable way possible but this still sounds a million times better than an Hasanabi stream
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They should invite Stavros Halkias on the show. That guys is hilarious and he’d really vibe with the guys.
No way they would never gel together, they are total opposites
???? lol its called cumtown
idk if he'd fit into the room. you wanna break the set? you wanna cause problems for the studio and the crews safety? what if he causes an earthquake going there then what? how will we watch these dudes? yeah💔thats what i thought... think bro ☝️ think.
Lord knows they need to change something, this shows been dying for months now.
I don't think the show makes enough revenue to cover the amount of cake and cum tissues for a guest like Stavros. And I should know because I am hugely gay.
Nick pretending not to be totally invested in Streamer gossip is his funniest bit ngl
for sure but im gay too so
I like this dynamic of a passed their prime, late 30s gay couple and they're adopted black son
Wow this show is over. Ok see you guys in 8 hours when i comment the same thing in the next vid
Wow this comment is over
See ya
the camera put too much pressure
8 hours?... they don't put put that much content
Deadass
More bland guests please
Okay. We'll do it.
I don’t know what you mean by bland, he’s full of color
YES more boring soulless unfunny guests PLEASE
Next weeks guest - a can of beans 🫘
More bleeple
Damn, Jaden Smith looking like a normal guy.
Dude looks like it’s his first time on earth. And he doesn’t really dig it.
Deadass
They all do look the same at the end of the day don't they?
Glad to see Nick broke out his “urban” trousers for the esteemed inner-city guest.
trousers???
Nick needs a big clock
Ali g pants
The best sweat pants you can buy at a black person mall
@@jasonmaguire7552 But the other secret name that neither nitrodubs nor myself will call you is Hassan Minaj
Nick pretending he doesn’t know asmongold is silly. He’s living nicks dream
@@cmvrs888 He's secretly gay with Asmongold and he's doing this to embroil him in a fantastic pseudo sexual plot devised from Nick's fantasies
Gaming 24/7, covered in trash, eating the worst meals. Damn. Youre absolutely right
nicks dream without the copius amounts of cocaine.
Nick definitely learned WoW lore from asmongold
nah, nick made fun of shane for playing warhammer tw
3:37 Stav laughing from outside of the building really sells that joke
I got goosebumps, is the fat Greek back?
they should just play his old laugh track really really quietly in the background once per episode.
Nick is subbed to asmongold TV.
This whole episode was basically **Nick begins discussing something funny/interesting - Adam or the other guy interject with a dumb comment or question that pivots the whole topic of discussion**
:(
So what you're saying is we finally manifested the old Black Adam bit and made it real
But like for real doe? Damn I ain’t even on that. But for real. I mean actually, wait. No. Wait no yeah. That’s crazy.
It's the Adam friedland show, of course that's what it is
So you're saying we're back?
Nick knew exactly who Asmongold was and pretended he just found out
He would literally crucify Adam for such transgressions
Nick pretending to not know this stuff is always hilarious. Like calling H3 "hehe" and "triple h".
Nick is like 40 years old, I believe him
@@vyviid being basically 40 is the reason he pretends to not be an extremely online guy anymore, but he said himself in this episode that he doesn't do shit with his life, so being perpetually online is my next best guest.
@@vyviid You can't say basically 40 until you're at least 39. Nick is 35. You wouldn't say "you're basically 30" to a 25 year old.
Damn it took this long to get nick mullen to say asmongold and world of Warcraft in the same sentence. my holy trifecta. can’t wait to see my best friend tomorrow.
For me it was when he gave a breakdown of Chris Chan. I want Nick to talk about and riff on internet stuff. Like keemstar but good
he still didn't say his name, this way we know he's not invested
@@skypiratecaptain nick terry davis impression, i need it.
What if nick brought back the old nword sniping bit but used it on black guests when they really say the nword.
So he'd mute the nword to imply the nword.
bring back the beep button
@@TerdisLesezchuan I kinda liked it when Nick would do the bleeps himself. Acoustic N'bleeping
Just adopt this kid and keep him as the third mic lmfao. His mind's blown by every damn thing
“Bro I’m not really on dat doe fo real. Like, I ain’t be that type shit. You read and stuff? Damn. Actually wait. No. Yeah.”
@@conor7154 same substance as stavs laugh
he's funny I like him
bro, no lie, the way that you just copied, like, his,, way of talking... were you joking just now? you know what I mean, or is that just how you talk now
I need to see him meet Stav/Nick tell Stav this is his replacement
lmao how fucking stoned is this guest
hes just black dude dont be racist
Thats racist
Yeah come on man, he could just be retarded
He's just a boring dull person lmao, how did they ever consider inviting him on
Aren't they all baked?
bringing on a guest who's significantly worse than adam in all regards is a great way to make adam look marginally less awful. incredible casting work!
edit: i lied he is probably slightly better than adam at pulling annoying new york altgirls for 5 uncomfortable hours until they get enough selfies
Literally the dullest guest ever. Get him outta here. Who let him in? Since when do they bring these people on? (by these people I mean boring podcast guests OBVIOUSLY)
Adam getting crafty with killing two birds with one stone: podcast and time spent with his illegitimate son
adam juniors voice is much deeper
That was totally stav laughing from the kitchen
"In the world of playing baby games on the internet, Hasan is Israel"
Incredible.
I love this guest. My favorite parts were when he said “shit bro..that’s fucked up. Holy fuck bro”
"I can't, Fuck."
Honestly, this is just a painful plateau. Eventually the show will find its legs. Or Nick and Adam will accidentally do coke laced with Fentanyl and die on set. But other than that i believe it will find its feet.
It was honestly fine when they we're actually putting effort with it, but this is like 6th guest episode with some random guy and it's getting kinda boring
It never will. Adam isn't funny and the guests are rarely in rhythm with nick. Stav knew how to plug into any beat whereas adam is deaf
@Spoodlewok hey
Ever since I stopped being able to afford my Ambien prescription the only way I can fall asleep is this one particular podcast episode
He's right about Ryan's world, It's just a kid getting a abused by RUclips and his own parents.
Bruh, that guest could barely talk.
70 IQ demographic
Dead ass
are you deadass?
@@btmathews415 I got banned for saying dead ass. Fucking ridiculous.
the lack of code-switching from the hosts also compounded the problem.
Can't stand Asmongold, bring him on and make him the 3rd mic.
Asmon is correct in this take, Muslims rage hard dude be honest
That would actually be pretty funny. Asmongold is quite possibly the most unlikeable man on the planet. By all means he should absolutely be a lolcow but he’s just inexplicably popular.
@@shiiswii4136 Right why not g cide americans as they have an inferior culture according to some african or arab people? Objectively they drink too much, they eat too much, they smell bad, they love b0mbing, they love mass k1lling others. All a joke obviously.
They should give him Adam’s old 💩 chair
@@shiiswii4136he's based on a lot of things. He's gay. Like I am
Nice of them to babysit Josh Johnson's twin sister for an hour.
Nice to see them invite Dasha's son on the show.
Your comment is funnier than that entire video. Also, I'm gay.
First gay ever.
What is the point of a show where two guys pretend they don't know stuff about a situation when they actually clearly do? And if they actually don't know, same question? The fuck is the point?
Why not just call this show the Ironic Distance Hour?
Because you're gay? Also, the whole bit of their show is that it's not funny.
Where is the Hasan episode?
I’ve been wondering this. Must’ve been even worse than usual for them to can it entirely
Lol they don't pay enough for the communist to come on 😂
@@MrJimtheRooster from my understanding it’s been recorded and unreleased for quite a while now so you’re wrong I guess but hell yeah big dog I’m gay too
@ghreyunltd wow I cared so much I missed it. Guess you're still gay tho
@@MrJimtheRooster nice own. You really got me good. I’m gonna go look at gay stuff and think about how clever you are
"Is it worth it?"
"The Dyson? 100%"
You know how flys allegedly see things in slow motion? I wonder if everything feels like it’s happening at 4x speed for this completely fried guest. I’ve never seen someone string words together without actually saying anything like that before. “Bro for real no cap you be fuckin wit it doe? Like you be on that or nah? Actually wait, no, yeah.”
Why does Nick always pretend not to know about internet people but then he has all this trivia about them 😭
this charismatic fella NEEDS to be the permanent third host
Nick has played God of War Ragnarok and now he’s some kind of expert on gaming? How about you stay in your lane and keep being gay Nick?!
RELEASE THE FUCKING HASAN EPISODE
Forreal. I don’t even care if it’s awkward and bad. I’m tryna see what’s up
Hasan probably bitched at them to not release it bc he got bullied too hard
Bring Destiny on so you can call him a gay Biden voting Israeli supporter
nice
It wouldn't go that way, but I still would love to see it. I think they'd end up liking Destiny since he's so obviously authentic as opposed to Hasan's performativity. And he's pretty funny and very edgy by streamer standards.
@@specialknees6798 They hate Biden and Israel - 2 things that Destiny loves. They also like making fun of the gays...another activity Destiny takes part in. He would get roasted.
@@bobbyg309 Nick hates Biden and Israel in the same way that zoomers on twitter and instagram do. Adam knows a lot more, but Destiny has literally debated Dershowitz. And Nick and Adam have been tight with Ian and Tim Dillon for years. They have no problem with gay shit. Besides Destiny is known for having harems of women anyway. Once they immediately realized that Destiny isn’t a retard or bloodthirsty Zionist they would fw him. They wouldn’t bring him on in the first place though bc it would sever the Hasan connection. Explaining all this shit is profoundly gay obviously, but the point is that it would not go how you think. They’d have more chemistry with him than Hasan.
@@specialknees6798Destiny is anything but authentic. Unless it's being an authentic psychopath.
I think is Asmongold and Nick did a podcast with no video together I wouldn't know who is talking
Don't they still have an unrealised episode with Hasan?
Maybe that's why they're making clips of him and mentioning him more and more. They're testing the waters because they know Hasan has some antisocial haters everywhere, and they wanna prepare their watchers for when the episode eventually drops
Yeah they just havent realised it yet
I think it’s been realized, actually.
Real eyes realize real lies 👁 👁
👃
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I would literally rather rather watch Bill Clinton sex videos than that
Did the import the offscreen howling guy from 2 bears?
Mulldogs Hasan impression is a threeway split between the comic book guy from simpsons, a gentrified cholo and a canadian fratbro.
When willl hasan box sam hyde
Did they record a whole episode with Hasan and just never publish it?
They legit did
Asmongold is more just a guy that steal other peoples content by "reacting" to it
You say this like we all aren't watching tafs because of stolen clips of C town on yt
bruh hasan literally the same shit
He does exactly what Hasan does but he’s a popular lefty so they won’t make fun of him
Youre right. Asmongold is definitely more of a net positive to society
Asmon has contributed literally nothing to society outside of an unearned and bizarre sense of superiority while lacking fundamental principles of hygiene. @@ThePulaskiPumper
I finna feel dead ass on some real shit tho
We're do they find these guest,,,is the whole thing a bit and I'm dumb?
this Adam's black son??
As someone deep Into this controversy, Nick had the greatest way to describe anything
Nick gotta go on his stream
This young African American gentleman is sure adding a whole lot to the conversation!!
He's gay.
Reddit moderator vs spoiled communist
This guest sucks
yeah but uhh yeh umm i i well but it it's umm he's like umm ahh is dyson worth it
Yeah but. No wait. Actually. Yeah. No.
He is but a child
@@cliveramsbotty6077 he actually said dice he doesnt even know what a dyson is
SHEEEIT
Unwatchable
“It’s very much like God of War: Ragnarok”
“Yeah, exactly.”
The guests voice sounded like Stav for a minute and it freaked me out.
This show is so dead man, lol
Adam is ready for oven
It's dead ass
If Trump wins he’ll bring Nick and Adam in front of a committee to explain what the hell is going on
@@tjv6976dead ass
@@mongoosegang Adam is also amazing with anyone but Nick.
Im glad that the boys were able to cover both of the biggest tragedies in the world in one same video. Bravo guys!
I legit thought Hasan was Rick Glassman in the thumbnail pic
They all look the same.
nahh thats jack antonoff
Hasan is gay and not in the cool funny way like I am
Stav doesn’t look himself
I dont know how Nick and Adam don't realize how much of a grifter Hasan is, and how much he gets wrong. Idk why theyre friends with him it's so odd
It's probably ok to be friends with people with retarded political views. But you're that it is odd, since Hasan in an insipid and boring human being in general.
A grifter how, and what is he wrong about
@jrock71 if I listed things he's wrong about RUclips would delete my comments because of the topics he's wrong about.
But I'll try.
He's a grape apologist and has said on stream multiple times that Israeli babies don't count as civilians because they will one day grow up to be soldiers.
He was dead wrong about the Ukraine war, and in the most arrogant way possible, and never apologized for how arrogantly wrong he was. For weeks before the war started he said he would quit streaming if Russia ever invaded Ukraine. Then the day they invaded he gaslit everyone and pretended he never said it wouldn't happen.
He had a Houthi t*rr*rist on his stream for an interview, which usually would be okay in the context of journalism, but the entire interview was just Hasan laughing whenever said t*rr*rist talked about hanging out with drugged up hostages on the shipping vessels, saying he was based and cool. To this day he claims that t*rr*rist is based and cool
There's a plethora of other things too
@jrock71 wow, I had replied with a disclaimer at the top of my reply that "RUclips will censor my comment because of the topics Hasan is so grossly wrong about" and it immediately got deleted.
Sorry. RUclips doesn't want us talking about stuff
@LowTempDabr ....well your wrong, all of Hasan Twitch vods are on RUclips in whole at Hasanabi Vods...if you actually cared about the truth you'd find out for yourself....like Ethan and Destiny who purposely take shit out of context to lie about him
Release the hasan episode
Nick needs to do a solo show I can’t stand to see his talent dragged down to this level
The energy radiating from this guest is palpable! Man he’s good!
I'm gonna tell Chet Hanks, in hopes that he tells other people that I told him so I can get that Chet Hanks Bump. Wew Lad.
"they don't want our boy to play with toys anymore"
Imagine if Ryan's Toys turned in to a gun-nut channel and he's just there firing off RPGs and shit.
*Nick:* says something based
*Ehdem:* "oY vEY!!"
The only correct take is that Hasan is wrong
I'm really upset at Adam for not saying "dead ass"
Holy shit my cheeks hurt from laughing
Came back to edit a comment because i was gonna say something else but youtube had deleted it already. Thanks guys! Teamwork.
Homosexual teamwork at that.
@@mr.goldenproductions_0143 I don't understand.
"Is it like Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood?"
I imagine Kurt Metzger watching this clip screaming at the screen "Thats not how streaming works! I went there and explained everything about the internet and they pay me with this shit?!", or something...
This is the new h3h3 pod love it keep covering drama. I'm straight now.
You think Nick Mullen is anything like Ethan Klein because he talked about Hasan one time?? I miss cumtown fans...
I like this podcast, but it has the most insufferable cumtown fans. So the comments are comparing it to another podcast or always about how they've changed or how it's not as funny or how gay they are.
@@denkinoms complaining when they stopped putting effort into the show?
nick was spittin facts, deadass.
you got to give respect to get respect
Wild never thought I see this asmond and Nick. Just a merge of greatness
@2:09 yall hit his ass w the binaural beats...galaxy gas didn't know what to do.
'what you're playing there pal, mickey mouse?'
Nicj and Adam are the homies but the energy on this podcast is always slightly off. It's like being in the cafeteria at summer school and you're trying to make jokes with your friends to hide the inner sadness.
Lol, wait until you see the sequel.
Crazy to hear my best friend nick talk about this shit
700k?? Lmao Hasan makes 3-4 mil a year 😂😂😂
lol hasan sucks
Hassan sucks, seriously.
I discovered the Adam Friedland show through Hasan's stream, and I will never forgive him for that!
I love when Nick does the Will Keith voice
Ok I’m a min in. Saying a political streamer is out of his lane when confronting genocidal rhetoric is just brain dead.
this is brainrot
Wow ironically this is the most vanilla guest ever, human paper weight vibes.
asmongold looks like orthodox jesus
Hasan don't play games and the frogs starved
3:40 "It might isontuhisprollylike um, they definitely prolly have fan, umm, crossover maybe, maybe not tho, I have no idea" - Random unfunny guest, 2024
so nicks tryna tell us he knows who Liquid Chris is but not asmon?
They should get Asmon on the show.
So this is what its come to. Streamer drama. What ever happened to just calling each other gay?
I've never seen these 3 guys ever in my life
0:04 I know you tried to explain Asmongold's content in the least charitable way possible but this still sounds a million times better than an Hasanabi stream
I want to see Stav spend $800,000 on chocolate
Nick looks like he could be asmongolds brother