The Stand Off - Saturday Night Live
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Three men in a tense stand off go to great lengths to not let anyone out of their sights. Aired 11/17/12
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This was where Hawkeye was during infinity war.
That's actually kinda accurate.
man this was 6 years ago😂
Nah he was out playing tag with his childhood friends
@@janibibby6550 😹😹😹 underrated comment
No this happened 6 years agob
I like the implication here that Adam Levine is always strapped.
2 pieces at ALL times
I mean...the guy is easily recognizable, famous for being in a very successful band, and he was seemingly alone in New York city. He kinda has to be packing heat.
Who is he?
@@samarramiresz7005 Lead singer of pop band Maroon 5, with hit songs such as Payphone, Moves Like Jagger, She Will Be Loved
Stay strapped or get clapped
They killed him without knowing where the hard drive is. Rookie mistake.
Yeah, and if it was on him, they should have looted his body before someone else took it. Even if the hard drive wasn’t on him, there could have been something else that was valuable.
The point is that he already had the hard drive he was just trying to get away though...
then Jeremy would've shot Taran or vice versa
Exactly
It’s not about the hard drive. It’s about sending a message.
Moral of this story: never catch feelings, especially in a stand-off
Ok, thanks
Even if u do don't show it XD
The moral of this story is.. YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM
😂😂😂
@@MichaelRaberts Meeen!
I like the implication that this is a common occurance since the daughter doesn't seem to react to it at all lmao
@ Ikr lol
@@remedy3507 Ikr lol
@@ColonialBoi Ikr lol
@@freshnshytzIkr lol
@@jeanlouis2686 ikr lol
The real question is...
How did they zip back up their pants
@Choice Atumah hmmm very nice very nice
What if they were never zipped in the first place
How did thye call a Taxi? I mean if they can call a Taxi they can pick up the keys xD
@@Hachidragon1991 They asked a stranger to call the taxi xD
@@fosphor8920 ahhh 3 guys pointing guns at each other: Hey Mister, can you call us a taxi?? xDDD
It broke my heart to see them gun down that guy. They all could have been friends.
It was like a metaphor for toxic masculinity. Show emotions, get shot down 😔
It could be like "Gangsta Standoff" by Key and Peele. They becaming best frenemies untill death
@Friendly Human and that’s kind of toxic... hence... toxic masculinity~
@Friendly Human certainly toxic if it stops you seeing even the possibility of a better world for fear of seeming "gay".
@Friendly Human you're right, it's a well documented phenomenon, so I should have said "when", not "if".
The real question is how many bullets was in them clips 🤣
Those were the "movie clips". The number of bullets is only limited by the plot.
@@edinfific2576 it’s a joke
@@avocadox2730 And my answer is not?
"I got 57 more goddamn rounds in this four round magazine"
No kidding 🤣
"That was Adam Levine"
"That was Adam Levine"
"I think so." LOL
Lol
7 year old comment and a 7 hour old reply
@@Speez2 I was kinda surprised that no one replied to his comment
I would literally give up the standoff right then and there if I ran into Adam Levine...
2:31
hawkeye really hit the mark.
Gain Olavera no pun intended
@P. A. Hawkeye
Played 18, shot 18, just can’t seem to miss.
@@camilachavez9320 made ya look
Just noticed Bobby is dressed as Leon from The Professional
Shoulda had his tactical suspenders on.
Just noticed that was adam Levine dressed as adam Levine 🤷♂️
You mean to tell me that's not Doctor Nefarious?
@@shmikeyify he did,in the shower lol
I saw that too! 😎
Is it bad that I'd watch a full movie of literally just them going through life in a standoff-
i want it too
@@samikshyachhetri9462 same
Isn't that "Tag"? With Jeremy Renner?
Kinda wanted it to end with them all becoming friends and hugging it out weirdly
Yeah me too
Me too. The ending ruined it a bit, but pretty good up until then.
So did Bobby Moynihan.
The third guy tried and died😂
@@AnkitSharma-nk4go smart
1:09 That's why Natasha doesn't let Clint look after the kids anymore
Kerri Angel hhbvccycg
Hey, I want you to know you posted this. Really want to know what you think after End Game.
nonenunina ikr
Yeah, *that's* why
This comment has aged poorly
Allegedly
Adam Lavine just happened to have two guns ready, just in case he gets into a stand-off
Kinda wanted them to grow old together 😭
Watch Key&Peeles standoff skit! Its similar to this very heartwarming lol
@@UnicornUniverse333 When I'm with youuuu
@@UnicornUniverse333 *died of old age*
what you think happened here?
Just another case of gang violence lol
Still pointing guns at each other
@@DaveOJ I wish there was a full song on Spotify for that. I love it
That was Adam Levine right? LOL XD
volikoto No, it's Adam Lambert 😂
LOL @@Ikiya69
@Unique Azrael' Gaming Reynolds ?
@Unique Azrael' Gaming Ryan?
You think so ??!!
Taran certainly fits the part, I think he would do great in an action movie.
***** What?! Well now I'm gonna have to rewatch it.
Well... Now he did... An action comedy...
Was thinking same thing!
I loved him in Single parents
Considering how well he did in the Beygency, yeah.
*So is a standoff between Leon, James Bond and Jason Bourne?*
Featuring John wick asking for directions
@@perksof2700 Wick is played by Keanu Reeves not Adam Levine
@@noctusvolpes No shit dumbass, it was a joke
Renner as Ethan Hunt?
@@tanvinahmedmazumder825 No, Jeremy played Jason Bourne a few years back
Alternative title: One night stand off
Literally
the best snl skit i've seen....
varun ozarkar really...?
varun ozarkar you need more cowbell bhai
varun ozarkar I
varun ozarkar black ops the best
Nah, the Kylo Ren undercover boss is the best
Damn Hawkeye's life after endgame is lit 😂😂😂
@WhyNot yep.
I was hoping to see them old and in rocking chairs on a porch, after many happy memories together! 🥰
Key and Peele : Gangster Standoff ruclips.net/video/leL_bsHEZdM/видео.html
Danica, you need to adjust your expectations. Seriously. These three men will never be happy until all of them are married to me at the same time.
@@NVNCVLi can show you the might of three men in bed baby haha
I miss Bobby Moynihan on SNL. He always made me laugh.
Love the music background and their face expressions lol
what's the name of the stand off music?
Word! Loved the music
I keep coming back to this video and never tire of it. I think it’s because the three of them sold it so well. The quality of the acting and production is amazing.
A gun isn’t really a gun......
But the friends we made along the way
As a Texan I can confirm this is how we actually talk to each other
I've met some of my best friends at gunpoint.
This is hilarious! The ice skating bit is the highlight
Holly Hargreaves I feel like they really had a lot of fun with that one
@@theeleanorshellstrop 😁😁😁😁
Obsessed with Jeremy Renner these days. I'll watch anything with him in it.
My heart goes out to Jeremy Renner to pull through his medical situation.
I come from the future. He did.
@@ericlipton7640 😃
But... he was the only one that knew where the hard drive was.
Taran's smile, oh my
That's so nice he's a cat lover.
Its only too bad that Leslie Nielsen passed away I could feel his ghost laughing as I watched this.
Literally every money heist characters every second 😂
Can anyone not see that these 3 need to be in the same movie?! This shit looks like a trailer for an coming movie! It'll surely be better than 21 Jump Street or The Hangover series
totally agree, even though I'm a big fan of the hangover series.
Killing Gunther 2?
Yeah two of them are in Kill Gunther
Better than the hangover for sure but idk about 21 jump street...
This was low key a metaphor for the U.S. political system.
How so?
Checks and balances do not equal threats to existence.
@@hd-xc2lz I mean I think he has a point if we’re talking about how the global stage treats Nukes
@Nehemiah Cha Somebody didn't get the joke.
@@hd-xc2lz no, but checks and balances experiencing lack of quality control do 😆
Here's praying Jeremy is ok after his accident.
Hawkeye sure had his hands full, literally.
2:49 Mmm watchasay?
Oooh that you only meant weeell
@@wify0241Well course you did MMmMmMm Whatcha SaAaAy
Jeremy Renner is so underrated.. Gotta love the dude for being up for this
This is lowkey one of the best sketches they've ever done, along with Almost Pizza and Meet My Second Wife and The New Wife and Undercover Office Potty.
'Have to take my kid to dance class' is the most Hawkeye thing tho
*Legend has it that both of them are still on a stand off up to this day*
Legend? Paul, I've got news for you.
The stand-off is still happening but it moved to Detroit, MI. PM me for details.
Hawkeye's early shield days, that's why he hid them
Chandra
This is the first time I've seen someone lampoon the dumbest gun tradition in movies and I'm so happy.
recover soon mr. Renner
I have to admit, i went ecstatic when Bobby was dressed up as my favorite movie assassin Leon. xD
Daem, I didn't notice the Leon reference! Thanks for that... So the other one is Vincent from Collateral then?
Septembers Oblivion I would think so. And that leather jacket probably means that Jeremy Renner is Liam Neeson from Taken.
Actually they shot the one that got the hard drive
+zzuka56 spot on!!!
How?
My life will be complete when they actually make this into a movie
Michael, Andy, Dwight and Pam
One of my favourite SNL sketches. And btw, Taran Killiam is so handsome in this sketch. And that adorable smile in 1:22...♥
Bobby learned the magic of friendship and the gunned his ass down lol
I can’t believe I have never seen this lmaooo awesome
Love the music they used 🤣🤣 perfect for the situation
All these guys shirtless next to Hawkeye had to be a humbling experience 😅
That thanksgiving scene - best part.
This had to be so much fun shooting this.
Dwight, Andy and Michael. “Threat level midnight” deleted scene...
Hahahahhaha how did they even get to skate, hilarious 😂😂😂
2:58 cheat activated: Infinite ammo
I like the one laugh at 0:40.
Jeremy Renner is awesome in this one!
Speedy recovery to Reiner aka Hawkeye
Them smiling at the ice skating rink actually made me laugh
🤣🤣🤣 Just continuous stand off no matter where they are or what they are doing, that was great!!!
The Ice Skating part got me. Hilarious.
Confession: Only clicked because I saw shirtless Jeremy Renner in the thumbnail....
so are you a chick?
Pepin Nator There be no chicks on the internet.
Me too.... no homo
I'm only human
Totally understandable
1:22-1:25 I love their shift in expressions here it just says: “Awww, well isn’t that just adorable- OH SHIT I FORGOT! HIGH STAKE SITUATION!”
a shining example of work-life balance
Jeremy Renner really just gave a good performance for a SNL skit
Not this being recommended the day he's in the ICU. Pull through, Jeremy.🙏
🤣🤣🤣 I love Jeremy Renner! I hope he fully recovers🤟🏼
Best Weird Mexican Standoff Ever
This is one of the best stand-offs I've ever watched, along with "The Good The Bad And The Ugly," and "A Few Dollars More."
There's also one between Key & Peele & Freddy Wong, it's a real wild ride.
@@costanzafaust thnx. I'll check it out.
That middle part was a pleasant surprise to me. XDD :">
As a Marooner I got shocked. XDDDD
Jeremy Renner and Adam Levine should be in a movie together 😂😂😂
Angelica Gonzales I
Man, Taran was the workhorse of that cast! He could play almost anyone they needed!
Yeah. Too bad MADtv didn't notice (Taran Killam, like Jeff Richards from early 2000s SNL, was a one-season cast member on MADtv, that sketch show that aired on FOX as SNL's competitor from 1995 to 2009. It briefly came back in 2016, but it was so bad, it only lasted eight episodes), though I can probably chalk it up to "Taran was only 19 at the time. He probably wasn't that experienced. SNL hired Taran when he was in his late-20s, so he probably had more experience with acting and comedy."
Stand off between James Bond, Leon the Profissional and Jason Bourne
i think it's taken Liam nesson
You mean Alex cross from the bourne Legacy
@@MrFaiqueShakil No Tom Cruise "collateral " Grey Suit
Somebody needs to make a private detective mystery movie starring Bobby Moynihan in those glasses.
Nothing will be better than this
One of the all time classics
Why was I expecting them to end up in a loving polycule raising Jeremy's kid 😭
Gordon Ramsay Peter Griffin and Ben Shapiro look great together
Then Ben Stiller at the end omg
One of the best from SNL
This skit is amazing!😂😂
I like the implication that everyone always just carried around two glocks lol
…welcome to my neighborhood 😆
1:35 Does Taran actually have a tattoo that says Appreciate? I've seen him shirtless in other sketches but never noticed it before
This and the Key and Peele parole officer skit bring me back to the days of Dear Sister(The Shooting)
1.43 I love how they have drawn their guns over that one lady.
How many bullets does a revolver hold?? They just kept firing on himm....
Those were 9mm not revolvers but they normally hold around 9 a clip but standard revolvers hold 5-10 but I think one of them had a 75 which I think holds 12
Magazine...Jesus its a magazine fuck
Standard magazines can hold up to 15-17 rounds, some more some less.
@@gimmejr yeah but these were lower caliber so it seemed around 9 but 15-17 would make the scene more accurate
I HAVE 89 MORE GODDAMN ROUNDA IN THIS 5 ROUND MAGAZINE
This is life! Literally why I started watching SNL
Never saw this skit before. Now one of my favorites!
Could have watched a whole movie of this
Golden era of SNL.
Gotta love Taran Killam and Jeremy Renner, and Bobby Moynihan :D
This has to be my favorite skit in a long time!
Those glasses and how his body is build made me think of Chris Farley .
Adam Levine's packin, smooth playa