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  • @Aegon1
    @Aegon1 2 месяца назад +60353

    My man actually hit em with the “I know the judge I’ll get your sentence reduced”

    • @XDWellbob
      @XDWellbob 2 месяца назад +327

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 too funny

    • @abigailgarcia3090
      @abigailgarcia3090 2 месяца назад +141

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aliabdallah102
      @aliabdallah102 2 месяца назад

      "I'm sleeping with the judge, I'll put in a good word for you"
      "Oh you motherfucker"
      "Ye"

    • @tysdatboi
      @tysdatboi 2 месяца назад

      She sucks as a parent they are shoes so what

    • @abragim6360
      @abragim6360 2 месяца назад +477

      Then he gets put in the same cell the next hour 😅

  • @Rasabacon
    @Rasabacon 2 месяца назад +68069

    "Because i dont" gold.

    • @ADG63
      @ADG63 2 месяца назад +201

      “Happy Wife leads to Happy Life!” 😅

    • @xxZEROxGRIMxx
      @xxZEROxGRIMxx 2 месяца назад +134

      ​​@@ADG63happy spouse Happy House is what that saying should be.

    • @Viennery
      @Viennery 2 месяца назад +63

      @@ADG63justification for domestic abuse.

    • @UncivilArchitect
      @UncivilArchitect 2 месяца назад +14

      @@Viennerywait what how

    • @Microdave75
      @Microdave75 2 месяца назад

      ​@@UncivilArchitectbecause the husband is a soy boy and can't stand up for himself, no back bone so he let's the wife abuse him and walk all over him, for a "quiet life"

  • @user-ip2bw8hf2q
    @user-ip2bw8hf2q Месяц назад +1589

    I can’t stop laughing “do you wanna deal with that?! Cuz I don’t” lmfao 😂

    • @cap5575
      @cap5575 24 дня назад +8

      It is so remarkably true tho

    • @user-ip2bw8hf2q
      @user-ip2bw8hf2q 24 дня назад +3

      @@cap5575 it’s definitely something I’d say myself

  • @nkosinathicaluza7536
    @nkosinathicaluza7536 Месяц назад +528

    The way she threw the shoes is way too accurate 😂

    • @enslaved1
      @enslaved1 23 дня назад +2

      That gave me FLASHBACKS 😂

    • @michaeldeutsch623
      @michaeldeutsch623 2 дня назад

      The fact that she is still carrying the controller for some reason really me gets me

  • @renada-nanique1125
    @renada-nanique1125 2 месяца назад +9867

    "if she's mad at you she's mad at me... And I don't want that" 😂

    • @slaayerr1
      @slaayerr1 2 месяца назад +183

      Nobody's happy when you've got the psych patient running around the house lmao

    • @khrishp
      @khrishp 2 месяца назад +18

      ​Cringe @@slaayerr1

    • @Henoxen
      @Henoxen 2 месяца назад +62

      ​@@khrishpYou are cringe

    • @amarrevolver4452
      @amarrevolver4452 2 месяца назад +31

      ​@@khrishp this psycho behavior is cringe

    • @JazzMaster01
      @JazzMaster01 2 месяца назад +11

      ​@@khrishp no that's you

  • @BRAINIAC4200
    @BRAINIAC4200 Месяц назад +532

    This is legit a conversation I’ve actually had and the “I’ll get her to come down” made me cry laughing legit word for word said this to the kids before

  • @lucasjoyrey12
    @lucasjoyrey12 Месяц назад +659

    This is the best
    ..I love the hand dad gives, saying, "Just keep calm, here it comes again."

  • @abm5119
    @abm5119 2 месяца назад +5407

    "You wanna deal with that? Because I don't" is facts

    • @psylentsage
      @psylentsage 2 месяца назад +18

      My dads goto line lmao

    • @tanneredge9774
      @tanneredge9774 2 месяца назад +8

      Malcolm in the middle mom

    • @Ayyshaddy
      @Ayyshaddy 2 месяца назад +9

      My dad ran the house so i kinda dont get it but i understand the concept of other peoples living

    • @n8v-t-800
      @n8v-t-800 2 месяца назад +1

      Exactly what I tell the kids if it's her time to have a attitude 😅💯

    • @asparrow9876
      @asparrow9876 2 месяца назад +3

      MGTOW 💪🗿

  • @da4127
    @da4127 2 месяца назад +12587

    When I was a child, my dad used to say “let her calm down for a few hours, then go say sorry, it’ll be fine”, he was right lol

    • @isaacpianos5208
      @isaacpianos5208 2 месяца назад +356

      ​@@RealEllenDeGeneres maybe it's not overreacting, maybe the mom got justifiable angry and the dad taught him how to apologize and not take an opposing side to his wife
      I think you are being way too nitpicky

    • @whengrapespop5728
      @whengrapespop5728 2 месяца назад +92

      @@RealEllenDeGeneresYes and no. In a job situation, you’re putting your your emotions aside because you’re representing a company that’s trying to gain customers/clients to make money and build a reputation. When parenting, you’re teaching someone about life, relationships and growth as a human being; sometimes you don’t fully understand the weight of a situation (if it’s serious) as a child unless there are emotions involved - even if you convey it in a calm manner; likewise, sometimes conveying something in a calm manner gives a child perspective of the weight of it. Parenting is a dynamic job, not really comparable to a professional life in a company.

    • @durnhand9524
      @durnhand9524 2 месяца назад +19

      ​@@RealEllenDeGenereslol I'm so glad you named yourself a Karen with that take!

    • @RealEllenDeGeneres
      @RealEllenDeGeneres 2 месяца назад +25

      @@durnhand9524 I don't think you understand what a Karen is homie.

    • @durnhand9524
      @durnhand9524 2 месяца назад +3

      @@RealEllenDeGeneres haha please explain Ellen

  • @PoeticallyTwizted
    @PoeticallyTwizted Месяц назад +225

    My brother had gotten into trouble one time and my old man argued with my mom about it. It got pretty heated but died out eventually. And when my mom stormed off to her room, slamming the door, my pops turned to my brother and said, “You see what you did? With all your bullshit? You made it all loud in here!”
    Me and my brother started cracking up. It made perfect sense suddenly. Calm and peaceful takes neat and tidy. Stay righteous, stay blessed. 🙏🏽

    • @marty2090
      @marty2090 26 дней назад +3

      Yeah, it was totally you and not your mom who did it.

    • @PoeticallyTwizted
      @PoeticallyTwizted 26 дней назад +25

      @@marty2090 Nah, the real culprit was my father’s drinking. Her distress was reasonable and she only ever cared for our well being. He knew how to push her buttons and his drunken side brought out a deeply rooted bitterness. My father lightened the mood, I think to combat his guilt of not setting a good example. He knew it was tense but felt bad and tried to make us laugh. I met him halfway because I love him, and laughed to feed that positive side in him that knew he messed up. I realized then that in order to help my mom not stress so much, was to just be good.

    • @Betty-lx5nn
      @Betty-lx5nn 23 дня назад +5

      @@PoeticallyTwizted wow that was really insightful. thank you for this comment, you made me think about my own family dynamics

    • @PoeticallyTwizted
      @PoeticallyTwizted 23 дня назад +1

      @@Betty-lx5nn Wonderful! I’m glad I could be a part of your epiphany. :) Thank you & best wishes!

    • @chorizoramen93
      @chorizoramen93 22 дня назад +5

      ​@@PoeticallyTwiztedDespite your parents shortcomings, they seem to have raised a smart and empathetic young man.

  • @irvinhicks2289
    @irvinhicks2289 Месяц назад +40

    Mom’s the warden. Dad’s the jailhouse lawyer.

  • @street_pisser
    @street_pisser Месяц назад +7220

    "Dude, you're killing me, I'm married to her. When you're in trouble, I'm in trouble"

    • @uptamistik
      @uptamistik Месяц назад

      The world of feminine men, what a joke.

    • @billjackson-lp7ur
      @billjackson-lp7ur Месяц назад

      That's what you get for marrying a non-Asian

    • @Deadlad69
      @Deadlad69 Месяц назад +75

      Omg it's so true.
      They say happy wife, happy life. It's insane how the whole house gets depressed when Mom is upset.

    • @SMBH-M87
      @SMBH-M87 Месяц назад +37

      @@Deadlad69 lol, seems an awful lot like narcissism

    • @cececox6399
      @cececox6399 Месяц назад +27

      Haha 😂 omg this was my teens. I was the final kid, and my parents fostered for 50 YEARS and they were done. My dad would calm my mother and get my punishments tolled back and my mother hid my secrets from dad. Then I turned 16 left school and they just stopped being so strict. For my final year at school my mother allowed me to smoke outside with her for parents evening and events so they'd stop constantly calling her and whining about me smoking 🚬🤷‍♀️🤣 but then she'd ground me for a WEEK for every MINUTE I was late home. 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤣 We win some we lose some. 😂 Parents used to actually discipline you though. Now they're all threats and no action. My mother was 4ft 11 100lbs and the scariest human I know. She made military men shiver. 😂 One giant lad was bullying my brother and she stormed up to him grabbed his shirt and dragged him down and punched him in the face, broke his nose blacked his eyes and his parents said GOOD 🤣 we warned you AND SHE TOLD YOU. Shouldn't go beating other younger kids up. Dude was 6ft 4 and a HUGE ruby guy. He was the most polite guy after that. Used to wave at her and chat about what he was up to in life. We NEED to bring back these mothers. 😂 I've never been arrested not because I'm scared of the police and courts but because I'm , TERRIFIED of what my mother would do to me. 🤣 Though when you've got 50 YEARS of constant parenting experience you're basically a pro. 😂

  • @ShitpostingJoJo
    @ShitpostingJoJo 2 месяца назад +5107

    Your dad is your best lawyer when mom gets mad 😂
    So if HE gets mad, you know you fucked up big time 💀

    • @JazzMaster01
      @JazzMaster01 2 месяца назад +121

      100% dad knows how to calm things doen while mom's having a fit lol

    • @Herbster41
      @Herbster41 2 месяца назад +180

      Yeah you didn’t want Dad pissed. Mom’s pissed all the time. But Dad? Bad juju.

    • @thismfisprettyclever
      @thismfisprettyclever 2 месяца назад +51

      ​@Herbster41 good thing he never gets mad, only disappointed...

    • @mattmccullough1093
      @mattmccullough1093 2 месяца назад +8

      That's true. 👍

    • @jclive2860
      @jclive2860 2 месяца назад +21

      @@JazzMaster01honestly my family’s the opposite. I wish my dad was able to maturely handle his emotions

  • @waleed4396
    @waleed4396 Месяц назад +161

    Dads are the best 😂😂

    • @SwordRose_Azusa
      @SwordRose_Azusa Месяц назад +4

      Pretty sure you mean “good dads are the best”.
      All dad taught us was how to get angry at people and make sure you have people’s attention in the most negative ways possible.
      Mom was the reasonable one and did damage control. She wasn’t always reasonable and sometimes would defend her husband but she was the one who kept the family together.
      As a DID system we shattered because of the sort of trauma that was incurred from our parents. It’s not conducive to everyday life. Nobody wants to be broken. We were broken for so long and didn’t even know it for the longest time.
      I’m sorry, this wasn’t intended to get so deep. I sorta triggered us writing this out, but I felt like sharing the experience was worth the education.
      The mother in this video is toxic. The father was very subtly gaslighting the kid, too. Probably from subconscious conditioning and it was probably unintentional, but that’s still gaslighting.

    • @l-_-sage-_-l
      @l-_-sage-_-l Месяц назад +11

      @@SwordRose_Azusathe hell are you talking about get a therapist & drop all that woke crap & grow up

    • @SwordRose_Azusa
      @SwordRose_Azusa Месяц назад

      @@l-_-sage-_-l please try not to be rude. I have a therapist and I am serious. I do not subscribe to the ideologies of hypocritical woke culture, nor do i subscribe to the ideas of extreme conservatism. They're all crazy-ass mf'ers.

    • @JeeIsBad
      @JeeIsBad 27 дней назад +4

      @@l-_-sage-_-lW

    • @SwordRose_Azusa
      @SwordRose_Azusa 25 дней назад

      @@l-_-sage-_-l so you don’t understand what we are saying, believe we are not in therapy and that we need it, and believe that we are spouting liberal extremist rhetoric? Do we have that right?
      Whether or not you can believe it is up to you, but we actually are in therapy with a trauma specialist. The fact of the matter is that every day is a struggle. We’d love to live a “normal” boring life like most people want to give up and greedily reach for higher heights, but we don’t get that privilege. We’re just grateful to be alive.
      We wake up and choose education and kindness because this is a cruel world where people like to tear one another down. We don’t wanna do that. We know what it’s like to be broken at the bottom of the barrel.
      We want to grow up and we have tried for what seems like an eternity to do so. And we will continue to try. And we will continue to be optimistic that we can heal and grow up.
      Try to imagine being in our shoes for a moment with the practice of empathy (and yes, it is a practice). All it takes is a moment of clarity and a willingness to humor another. It will cost you nothing, except for maybe a few minutes of valuable thought. If you don’t see the value in it, we’ll refund your misery at 150% interest, we guarantee it and stand by it.

  • @goobtube69
    @goobtube69 17 дней назад +8

    The 'OhhhmygOD!' and you think the worlds ending but it turns out its just shoes in the hallway 😂😂

  • @dmk_games
    @dmk_games 2 месяца назад +12455

    "Sorry and thanks bud, those are my shoes. You can have em now."

    • @astroknight467
      @astroknight467 2 месяца назад +125

      this is gold, thanks for the extra laugh

    • @misterleguan4272
      @misterleguan4272 2 месяца назад +61

      when you pay your kids to take your punishing

    • @wiper5195
      @wiper5195 2 месяца назад +21

      lol I guess they’re yours now haha

    • @delusionalfrog
      @delusionalfrog 2 месяца назад +8

      Good god that gave me a chuckle. Cheers for that lad.

    • @DJKronikCam710
      @DJKronikCam710 2 месяца назад +1

      Hahahahahah that's fuckin hilarious 😂

  • @doug2679
    @doug2679 2 месяца назад +5027

    Surprised she didn’t hit you with the “I’m the only one doing anything around here”😂

    • @crzycolchris
      @crzycolchris 2 месяца назад +81

      😂😂😂 I thought that was only my wife

    • @Hargazer
      @Hargazer 2 месяца назад +56

      ​@@crzycolchris it's very common

    • @tdub25
      @tdub25 2 месяца назад +31

      Brooooo - just got that today

    • @fxdefiancy
      @fxdefiancy 2 месяца назад +93

      Why does every motherly figure say that though? I hear that all the time from my stepmother, yet me and my three brothers clean the house everyday. She works from home and then cooks, thats it. 😂

    • @jameslampman1422
      @jameslampman1422 2 месяца назад +25

      My favorite is “Do I look like a maid !?”

  • @roys8870
    @roys8870 Месяц назад +4

    That is why a kid always needs a dad who understands.

  • @checo7464
    @checo7464 15 дней назад +3

    SMARTEN UP!! ….smarten up, okay? 😂😂

  • @jojosnazzypants
    @jojosnazzypants 2 месяца назад +21248

    The "I'll get it to one week, she'll calm down" is the most personal one for me.

    • @deejayywildz6902
      @deejayywildz6902 2 месяца назад +40

      He raised it to 2 weeks

    • @domowomo2125
      @domowomo2125 2 месяца назад

      ​@@deejayywildz6902 you dum?

    • @thexyouman
      @thexyouman 2 месяца назад +182

      @@deejayywildz6902and u didnt finish the video

    • @readerrabbit6690
      @readerrabbit6690 2 месяца назад

      Just gotta pipe her down later lol

    • @seanshukoski3457
      @seanshukoski3457 2 месяца назад +115

      Dad gonna help her ‘relieve some stress’ and then ask for a lighter sentence, lol. 😉

  • @Ahmad_Alhabib
    @Ahmad_Alhabib 2 месяца назад +1878

    Genuinely thought her scream was a police siren

    • @shad0w7x56
      @shad0w7x56 2 месяца назад +14

      💀

    • @Guitar_music1
      @Guitar_music1 2 месяца назад +9

      💀

    • @Cloud_JOB
      @Cloud_JOB 2 месяца назад +7

      It's your internal warning signs going off for your own protection. Don't mess with them. They don't have to be reasonable. You married her, and don't blame me. At this age, it can happen to me, and it can happen to you as well. I know how all fathers feel.
      I have not met a woman who doesn't explode. Don't push their buttons for your own sake. Nor do I want you guys to go through the "talk." The "talk" itself is a trap. Marriage is more challenging than you think.
      Good Luck, and you can do it.
      - the Son of God

    • @Ahmad_Alhabib
      @Ahmad_Alhabib 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Cloud_JOB Enobarbus: I will tell you.
      The barge she sat in, like a burnish'd throne,
      Burned on the water: the poop was beaten gold;
      Purple the sails, and so perfumed that
      The winds were lovesick with them; the oars were silver,
      Which to the tune of flutes kept stroke, and made
      The water which they beat to follow faster,
      As amorous of their strokes. For her own person,
      It beggar'd all description: she did lie
      In her pavilion, cloth-of-gold of tissue,
      O'erpicturing that Venus where we see
      The fancy outwork nature: on each side her
      Stood pretty dimpled boys, like smiling Cupids,
      With divers-colour'd fans, whose wind did seem
      To glow the delicate cheeks which they did cool,
      And what they undid did.
      Agrippa: O, rare for Antony.
      Enobarbus: Her gentlewomen, like the Nereides,
      So many mermaids, tended her i' th' eyes,
      And made their bends adornings. At the helm
      A seeming mermaid steers: the silken tackle
      Swell with the touches of those flower-soft hands
      That yarely frame the office. From the barge
      A strange invisible perfume hits the sense
      Of the adjacent wharfs. The city cast
      Her people out upon her; and Antony,
      Enthroned i' th' marketplace, did sit alone,
      Whistling to th' air; which, but for vacancy,
      Had gone to gaze on Cleopatra too,
      And made a gap in nature.
      Agrippa: Rare Egyptian!
      Enobarbus: Upon her landing, Antony sent to her,
      Invited her to supper. She replied
      It should be better he became her guest;
      Which she entreated. Our courteous Antony,
      Whom ne'er the word of "No" woman heard speak,
      Being barbered ten times o'er, goes to the feast,
      And for his ordinary, pays his heart
      For what his eyes eat only.
      Agrippa: Royal wench!
      She made great Caesar lay his sword to bed;
      He plowed her, and she cropped.
      Enobarbus: I saw her once
      Hop forty paces through the public street;
      And having lost her breath, she spoke, and panted,
      That she did make defect perfection,
      And, breathless, pow'r breathe forth.
      Maecenas: Now Antony must leave her utterly.
      Enobarbus: Never; He will not:
      Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale
      Her infinite variety. Other women cloy
      The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry
      Where most she satisfies; for vilest things
      Become themselves in her, that the holy priests
      Bless her when she is riggish.
      -William Shakespeare

    • @jordazmo19
      @jordazmo19 2 месяца назад +4

      Same 😂

  • @Gbag34
    @Gbag34 2 месяца назад +15036

    The extremely specific nostalgia from all of your videos is wild. I love these so much 😂

    • @samtaulli8504
      @samtaulli8504 2 месяца назад +75

      This shit took me back to being 14 my dad always said “listen son shit rolls down hill and I’m at the bottom”

    • @legolas7019
      @legolas7019 2 месяца назад +15

      This shit ain't nostalgia That's trauma

    • @knife2meetyah
      @knife2meetyah 2 месяца назад +32

      I don't know about your own personal experience but if the situation portrayed by this video is "trauma" you haven't faced any hardships 😂

    • @legolas7019
      @legolas7019 2 месяца назад +5

      @@knife2meetyah I mean my fiance died in a car accident 2 years ago I don't know if that counts or not though

    • @xCCflierx
      @xCCflierx 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@knife2meetyah you literally don't know the definition of trauma

  • @latonyarhodes4246
    @latonyarhodes4246 Месяц назад +6

    the accuracy in this skit! down to the random interjections. 😂😂😂

  • @deadfr0g
    @deadfr0g Месяц назад +2

    Mom cop bad cop, good cop dad cop 😅

  • @DutchVanDerLinde69152
    @DutchVanDerLinde69152 2 месяца назад +5425

    The “I keep talking and no one’s listening” thing is probably the most accurate thing

    • @shanen457
      @shanen457 2 месяца назад +99

      Huh? What? Did you say something?

    • @kiahallen6559
      @kiahallen6559 2 месяца назад +7

      I say this multiple times a day.

    • @Slanderpencil
      @Slanderpencil 2 месяца назад

      @@shanen457nice

    • @HLsteppa
      @HLsteppa 2 месяца назад +54

      It's a coping mechanism.

    • @bensheard3969
      @bensheard3969 2 месяца назад +8

      Hasn't figured out talking and listening aren't the same thing 😂

  • @joshua592
    @joshua592 2 месяца назад +785

    Mom is a judge and the dad is a lawyer

    • @Shwtm_CFB
      @Shwtm_CFB 2 месяца назад +1

      Nah. Non of that it's equal

    • @JazzMaster01
      @JazzMaster01 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Shwtm_CFBand?

    • @redscorpion9325
      @redscorpion9325 Месяц назад +1

      😂

    • @grettirgrattmards2348
      @grettirgrattmards2348 Месяц назад

      Most women act like that when they've been relationship long enough.
      Hoeflation is real

  • @PhsychoSomatic
    @PhsychoSomatic Месяц назад +1

    Dad is pure asmr 🤤

  • @st.lawrence_pupil
    @st.lawrence_pupil Месяц назад +4

    love the acting 10/10 to both of you's

  • @MckieDs595
    @MckieDs595 2 месяца назад +1664

    Dads are the protectors from enemies foreign and domestic. 😂

  • @cknevets
    @cknevets 2 месяца назад +880

    That "Smarten up" from the father had me dying...less like a you did a bad thing and more like a "You need to start making smart plays"

  • @gloriaobianujuuwaezuoke5596
    @gloriaobianujuuwaezuoke5596 Месяц назад +10

    I keep talking and no one is listening 😂😂
    My mom everyday

  • @reginaldcapers9478
    @reginaldcapers9478 8 часов назад

    That father is teaching a life lesson. 😂😅

  • @hnn124
    @hnn124 2 месяца назад +1641

    "aaaAAAAHH OOHHHH my gosh" is probably the most accurate thing for me

    • @Elon_Trump
      @Elon_Trump 2 месяца назад +25

      that shriek hit home

    • @Shadowz227
      @Shadowz227 2 месяца назад +4

      Reminds me of Malcolm in the Middle

    • @scoopypoop
      @scoopypoop 2 месяца назад +6

      I say this for all men this is a screeching noise from hell when we leave our socks on the floor

    • @danbobway5656
      @danbobway5656 2 месяца назад

      ​@Shadowz227 literally the scene with hal and malcolm takes the blame for $5 lmao I was just thinking the same thing

    • @makkonen0
      @makkonen0 2 месяца назад +4

      Where do mothers learn to scream like that at?

  • @xvii-298
    @xvii-298 2 месяца назад +166

    Being a Dad is basically like being a hostage negotiator.

  • @hitempguy
    @hitempguy 16 дней назад

    This is the most real skit I've ever seen

  • @emirbozkurt6188
    @emirbozkurt6188 23 часа назад

    He’s the lawyer 😂

  • @sneakershy776
    @sneakershy776 2 месяца назад +1078

    The mom tweaking over shoes is accurate

    • @Zesmas
      @Zesmas 2 месяца назад +4

      is it? my mom didnt give a shit about anything at all.

    • @caleightilson8030
      @caleightilson8030 2 месяца назад +34

      Shes that level of upset over the shoes because she was already pissed off over other things and then seeing the shoes where they don't belong on top of what she was already dealing with sent her over the edge

    • @tortellinifettuccine
      @tortellinifettuccine 2 месяца назад +9

      ​@@Zesmasyeah man it is...your experience is not the experience, your experience is called neglect

    • @dankdumby
      @dankdumby 2 месяца назад

      sounds like you have a shit mom
      @@Zesmas

    • @user-wj4gp7wo7q
      @user-wj4gp7wo7q 2 месяца назад +1

      When i get a wife. Ill get one that never gets mad

  • @Cee117
    @Cee117 2 месяца назад +6821

    These two gotta be actually married at this point

    • @danielfisherman7728
      @danielfisherman7728 2 месяца назад +35

      black ice

    • @mretidk6715
      @mretidk6715 2 месяца назад +151

      @@danielfisherman7728your comment is invaluable and my life wouldn’t be the same if you didn’t comment it

    • @walterbrunswick
      @walterbrunswick 2 месяца назад +16

      ​@mretidk6715 what is happening?

    • @D.A.-Espada
      @D.A.-Espada 2 месяца назад +21

      ​@@walterbrunswickYou got me there

    • @danielfisherman7728
      @danielfisherman7728 2 месяца назад

      @@mretidk6715 im glad i could bless you 🫶🏻

  • @kimberlyjustice9115
    @kimberlyjustice9115 Месяц назад +2

    Love this dad❤❤❤❤

  • @Sicario805
    @Sicario805 Месяц назад +503

    My dads words exactly. 😂 “do you wanna deal with that I don’t”

  • @Grace-ms7un
    @Grace-ms7un 2 месяца назад +358

    The platoon sergeant when the first sergeant is on a rampage 😂

  • @SAL83468
    @SAL83468 17 дней назад

    Best good cop I’ve seen

  • @bamdealwithit...474
    @bamdealwithit...474 24 дня назад

    That scream!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @stuartewoldt1513
    @stuartewoldt1513 Месяц назад +422

    Mom's the Judge and Dads the Probation Officer 😂

  • @Rallink
    @Rallink 22 дня назад

    Mom's so ANGRY😭

  • @TheCanuckCanadain
    @TheCanuckCanadain Месяц назад +2

    Most dads had moms. They know they can over react but they also know they care. Smarten up is a wise word. It doesn't mean do the rigt thing. Just smarten up if you do or dont

    • @AK-47-yall
      @AK-47-yall 15 дней назад

      It's not an overreaction when it's the 50th time we've had to say the same thing. I ask nicely 49 times. Why shouldn't I be frustrated the 50th time?

    • @TheMagicJIZZ
      @TheMagicJIZZ 4 дня назад

      ​@@AK-47-yallmaybe the problem is you should have said it once and it worked. The way you ask matters with the incentives

  • @WaltherPPK909
    @WaltherPPK909 2 месяца назад +6327

    Can't play video games, can't leave my shoes in the hallway, this house is a fucking prison

    • @oaf-77
      @oaf-77 2 месяца назад +421

      I never asked to be born!

    • @martinramos1737
      @martinramos1737 2 месяца назад +238

      *head into pillow and starts screaming

    • @noahwaters7701
      @noahwaters7701 2 месяца назад +233

      On planet bullshit!

    • @blakejohnson4584
      @blakejohnson4584 2 месяца назад +110

      *Belt has entered the chat*

    • @Chav1v
      @Chav1v 2 месяца назад +76

      ON PLANET BULLSHIT

  • @mpybals8002
    @mpybals8002 Месяц назад +210

    Dad is happy because mom isn’t yelling at him for a change.

    • @KeatonDee
      @KeatonDee Месяц назад +9

      I don’t understand these women that yell at their husbands over stupid things. My wife’s never done that, she respects me. These men just don’t know how to take the lead.
      I know this video is a joke obviously but there are alot of folks like this.

  • @YogaBlissDance
    @YogaBlissDance Месяц назад

    YOu guys are BOTH such good actors....honestly you need a show.

  • @Digga0007
    @Digga0007 День назад

    Dad is hilarious!! 😆

  • @Seamoorif
    @Seamoorif 2 месяца назад +763

    The hand gesture telling the son to chill and just let the mom go off triggered some repressed memories for me 😂

  • @verapamil07
    @verapamil07 2 месяца назад +2325

    As a kid, you just stare at them and keep saying "Ok" and smile when realize dad is on your side. Great acting btw

    • @ericolens3
      @ericolens3 2 месяца назад +106

      you NEVER smile

    • @alltialti
      @alltialti 2 месяца назад +15

      "Ok"ing me to death!

    • @tinamoul
      @tinamoul 2 месяца назад +57

      ​@@ericolens3Exactly, we have found the person that Dad has to keep telling to smarten up.

    • @Paradox484
      @Paradox484 2 месяца назад +12

      We were all kids at one point fellas but trust me, just pick up the shoes and put them somewhere else. It ain't really that hard. 😅

    • @zaheedhossen1419
      @zaheedhossen1419 2 месяца назад +10

      This exactly why both parents need to communicate and make sure they're on the same side or else the kids just play them against eachother.

  • @bunkle96
    @bunkle96 24 дня назад +7

    Its so funny to see dynamics where the mom is the disciplinarian, my mom was the cheese sneaker when dad said no dinner as a punishment. I cant imagine it the other way around

  • @alexinthemiddle
    @alexinthemiddle Месяц назад

    That second smarten up 😂😂

  • @Re-Equalizer
    @Re-Equalizer Месяц назад +768

    I envy people who have this type of relationship with their dad

    • @thandosdance1504
      @thandosdance1504 Месяц назад +42

      U will be that parent to your kids. Love n light ❤

    • @Re-Equalizer
      @Re-Equalizer Месяц назад +12

      @@thandosdance1504 Oh i intend to be

    • @pasta_girl
      @pasta_girl Месяц назад +6

      Same like my dad was the hammer 🥲 not the other way around

    • @Re-Equalizer
      @Re-Equalizer Месяц назад +2

      @@pasta_girl whut?

    • @metalstick7796
      @metalstick7796 Месяц назад +3

      bro you tryna see the carton of milk my dad brought back?

  • @fade22223
    @fade22223 Месяц назад +515

    Dad’s are so important

    • @AB-nb2ic
      @AB-nb2ic Месяц назад +6

      As is knowing when, and when not to use an apostrophe.
      (Hint: plural or possessive? Are you talking about many Dads, or one Dad who owns something?)

    • @shortmeishorts
      @shortmeishorts Месяц назад +14

      ​@@AB-nb2ic just take the message, why are you so after the detail......
      It doesn't matter much if you got the message being conveyed....

    • @AB-nb2ic
      @AB-nb2ic Месяц назад +6

      @@shortmeishorts Because details matter. The friendly help offered is not intended as an insult. 😁 Be well and have a great day

    • @pinkfurryhat
      @pinkfurryhat Месяц назад +1

      @@AB-nb2icthank you😂

    • @berrybuena
      @berrybuena Месяц назад

      Tell THEM that.

  • @ieatgremlins
    @ieatgremlins 19 дней назад +1

    Great way to be a supportive partner.

  • @bishophjones
    @bishophjones Месяц назад

    Thee Accuracy 🎯🤦🏿🤣🤣

  • @choshow86
    @choshow86 2 месяца назад +552

    "You wanna deal with that? Cuz I dont" most accurate thing said ever by anyone anywhere

  • @notallowed337
    @notallowed337 2 месяца назад +488

    "You know where they go"
    "This is unacceptable"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @gradyhachey6786
    @gradyhachey6786 Месяц назад

    This is one of the most relatable pieces of content I’ve ever seen

  • @user-ob9hw3mk4s
    @user-ob9hw3mk4s 2 месяца назад +2188

    😂😂African dads just act like they ain't in the room

  • @davidhyrman144
    @davidhyrman144 2 месяца назад +813

    Honestly his best line was the supportive "HEY!?". Fuckin spot on

  • @elizabethencalada5600
    @elizabethencalada5600 10 дней назад

    You are a nice Dad! Wish my Dad & step dad were like you

  • @joyful_rage
    @joyful_rage Месяц назад

    I wish I had a dad like this

  • @ep8u
    @ep8u 2 месяца назад +544

    Dad's just want peace and quiet when they get home from work, so in turn, they always become the middle man who has to play peace maker 😂😂

    • @jmw79
      @jmw79 Месяц назад +4

      100%!

    • @karlfreiha4745
      @karlfreiha4745 Месяц назад +4

      i appreciate the woman taking that on because dad has no energy for it after work she is filling those shoes in i dont think id be bothered by her taking a load of me

    • @chrishayes5755
      @chrishayes5755 Месяц назад +7

      @@karlfreiha4745 men are built to carry weight. a woman should maintain peace in the household and never be in her aggressive masculine energy. the woman could just keep calm and say "I'm disappointed, I'm going to discuss the punishment with your father", then let him handle it.
      letting your woman be the man is part of why the divorce rate is so high.

    • @boredshrimp9425
      @boredshrimp9425 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@chrishayes5755right. The man in the video is so passive and is actually working against his wife

    • @karlfreiha4745
      @karlfreiha4745 Месяц назад +1

      @@chrishayes5755 i agree 100% bro but it doesnt look like masculine energy in this particular case. ull understand once u get a kid on condition that the woman is a good woman to begin with

  • @flare170
    @flare170 2 месяца назад +117

    Nahhh but she fr screamed “🚔 MY GOSH!”

  • @GunToting
    @GunToting 28 дней назад

    Dad is a God send he giving sonny boy life lessons💯😏

  • @DEH8120
    @DEH8120 11 дней назад

    That guy is me all day😂

  • @soranakumara1252
    @soranakumara1252 2 месяца назад +446

    This is exactly why people need dads in their lives

    • @justfor8550
      @justfor8550 Месяц назад +4

      we need multiple dads? I just have the one omg am I gonna commit crimes now???

    • @jorgeandresbucaromaldonado1139
      @jorgeandresbucaromaldonado1139 Месяц назад +8

      Would've been nice to have a choice in that matter...

    • @soranakumara1252
      @soranakumara1252 Месяц назад

      @@jorgeandresbucaromaldonado1139 would have been very nice. I didnt have a strong father figure in my life and i can tell its affected me. The things im learning now on how to be a man, are the things only a father figure can teach well early in life.

    • @soranakumara1252
      @soranakumara1252 Месяц назад +8

      @@justfor8550 theres a reason people say it takes a Village to raise a child 👀

    • @justfor8550
      @justfor8550 Месяц назад +1

      @@soranakumara1252 so now dads arent important as long as you have a village, get your story straight

  • @PMTcommenter
    @PMTcommenter 2 месяца назад +157

    The “smarten up” vs “smarten up” was too accurate 😂

  • @seanmakhuli
    @seanmakhuli 28 дней назад

    Dad level gum chewin right there

  • @FearlessCloth84
    @FearlessCloth84 2 месяца назад +445

    Ah, they even got the "Mom gets mad at you for one thing and suddenly everything EVERYONE does is wrong".

  • @ManMang0
    @ManMang0 2 месяца назад +216

    It's so true!!! The good cop, bad cop routine works and it comes so naturally to us Dads

  • @Dan-codes
    @Dan-codes 11 дней назад

    As a dad, super accurate.

  • @J_Granted
    @J_Granted 23 дня назад

    Thought the womans shriek was a damn siren for a second 😂

  • @thomasrobinson3453
    @thomasrobinson3453 2 месяца назад +42

    Dad is your defense attorney 😂

  • @justinkeenan6982
    @justinkeenan6982 2 месяца назад +491

    Having a dad musta been awesome

    • @luckysummer6hi444
      @luckysummer6hi444 2 месяца назад +51

      It was pretty cool dude

    • @tayzk5929
      @tayzk5929 2 месяца назад +50

      Depends on the dad

    • @justinkeenan6982
      @justinkeenan6982 2 месяца назад +15

      @@tayzk5929 that goes without saying im sure there are some shitty ones

    • @Avatar013
      @Avatar013 2 месяца назад +13

      Having a cool dad musta been awesome.

    • @tayzk5929
      @tayzk5929 2 месяца назад +3

      @@justinkeenan6982 Most are shitty

  • @JamesCrandallPainting
    @JamesCrandallPainting Месяц назад +1

    This “father” is protecting HIS interests, he doesn’t care about your life and he never will. A real father has empathy for his children.

    • @samengelage3521
      @samengelage3521 18 дней назад

      Dude, he cares. He just knows who he married and how she is. People show that they care in different ways.

  • @rickallen8767
    @rickallen8767 Месяц назад +1

    classic Good cop bad cop LOL

  • @umutcantacer7271
    @umutcantacer7271 2 месяца назад +40

    She plays her part very well. Almost too well.

    • @ricardozk
      @ricardozk 2 месяца назад

      Suspiciously well

  • @medalwelder
    @medalwelder Месяц назад +102

    As a dad, I can confirm this is exactly how it goes, almost word for word lol.

  • @leobender2910
    @leobender2910 27 дней назад

    I see nothing but a wholesome family 😊

  • @freegibran
    @freegibran Месяц назад +1

    This is the Global S.O.P for mothers.

  • @campfireeverything
    @campfireeverything 2 месяца назад +212

    “This is unacceptable” 😂😂😂

  • @Itsurfavriya
    @Itsurfavriya 2 месяца назад +740

    No bc why is the most accurate thing i've seen 😭

    • @insanitygamer_vibing
      @insanitygamer_vibing 2 месяца назад +16

      No it's cuz dad knows he has to be angry so that Mom isn't angry at him. But the hard truth is Dad doesn't really care, he didn't even notice the shoes

    • @baumjoey21
      @baumjoey21 2 месяца назад +4

      Yep, he had to try and coddle her crazy so as to not have that crazy directed at him

    • @originaldanman
      @originaldanman 2 месяца назад

      Yep, That's me.

  • @theboommaker9739
    @theboommaker9739 Месяц назад

    The original good cop bad cop

  • @supfoo3638
    @supfoo3638 29 дней назад

    SO FREAKIN ACCURATE

  • @quative2014
    @quative2014 2 месяца назад +327

    Bro I literally felt like I was being yelled at 😂. I’m over here chilling wondering what did I do to deserve this? Top tier!

    • @user-jg3bw9xm9l
      @user-jg3bw9xm9l 2 месяца назад +4

      I thought I was the only one

    • @nukkumatti9587
      @nukkumatti9587 2 месяца назад +1

      That's not getting yelled at. That's just corrective feedback😅

    • @jessereed8416
      @jessereed8416 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@nukkumatti9587 yeah I mean, the belt didn't even come off😂😂

    • @nukkumatti9587
      @nukkumatti9587 2 месяца назад

      ​@@jessereed8416 and she didn't connect the "game addiction" to the habit of leaving shoes everywhere, which obviously leads to drug abuse and dying of an overdose living under a bridge at the age of 30, after living a short but miserable life of leaving shoes and socks everywhere

  • @TruhbledPrincess
    @TruhbledPrincess 2 месяца назад +358

    'get your shit together or this is what we live with' dad's also tired of tripping on shoes lol

    • @rebeldominator725
      @rebeldominator725 2 месяца назад +51

      No, dad tired of hearing moms mouth and tired of bitçhing and nagging when son does something. He just wants peace

    • @Chocolate_dragon
      @Chocolate_dragon 2 месяца назад +18

      @@rebeldominator725as a dad I can confirm your assessment is spot on….

    • @samnorman2307
      @samnorman2307 2 месяца назад

      sorry girl, dad is tired of mom acting like a crazy ass bitch

    • @Strat-o-caster
      @Strat-o-caster 2 месяца назад +1

      No no that is not what he meant lmao

    • @djh780
      @djh780 2 месяца назад +7

      As a dad, I trip on my son's and my own shoes all the time, completely unphased and unbothered. All that extra noise being made over the shoes, however, is unnecessarily unnecessary and annoying. So putting the shoes away would stop the noise, but I'm not bothered by the shoes at all. Strange how that works.

  • @majorinluwedde7436
    @majorinluwedde7436 29 дней назад

    Not me thinking that was an ambulance 😅😅

  • @jjohnson218
    @jjohnson218 2 месяца назад +187

    As a dad this is hella facts

    • @Averagetendy
      @Averagetendy 2 месяца назад +1

      Adoption papers have been sent

    • @EnterJester
      @EnterJester 2 месяца назад

      @@Averagetendy Divorce as well

  • @thetrin
    @thetrin 2 месяца назад +348

    God, my childhood was so much like this.

    • @Bonoboorg
      @Bonoboorg 2 месяца назад +6

      Oh I wish mine was

    • @brandonbradley8480
      @brandonbradley8480 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@Bonoboorgyeah...I waa literally LOCKED in my room growing up. I didn't even have a working heater OR a gaming system. I had legos...and a dictionary.

    • @The94Beanie
      @The94Beanie 2 месяца назад +2

      Sorry to hear that

    • @korb3757
      @korb3757 2 месяца назад +3

      @@brandonbradley8480same bud. And if I got grounded I had nothing but my dresser and bed. I remember playing with fuzzies on the carpet lmao. Terrible times I try to forget.

    • @brandonbradley8480
      @brandonbradley8480 2 месяца назад +1

      @@korb3757 I didn't even GET a carpet. I had linoleum over wood.

  • @clarence9871
    @clarence9871 Месяц назад

    This is sad but funny at the same time

  • @dtp_drip2659
    @dtp_drip2659 2 месяца назад +169

    This is literally my parents 😂 My mom’s making a big deal of nothing and my dad doesn’t really care but he’s there to support my mom lmfaoo

    • @mark9294
      @mark9294 2 месяца назад

      Why is she making a big deal of nothing

    • @lolyourmad2181
      @lolyourmad2181 2 месяца назад +8

      @@mark9294typical woman

    • @TheNegativeDude
      @TheNegativeDude 2 месяца назад +5

      @@mark9294 women are unable to regulate their emotions not unlike kids. if you get married and have a kid remember that you now have two kids.

    • @strugglesxxx
      @strugglesxxx 2 месяца назад

      ​@@TheNegativeDudeAs a woman...correct. But that's also cause most men don't give a f bout things and take 6 months to sort something out, and are never around cause they're often fatherless. Can't handle emotions and punch walls and get angry like a toddler, yk.

    • @TheNegativeDude
      @TheNegativeDude 2 месяца назад +5

      @@strugglesxxx true men can act violent when they get angry. but id say overall they dont get angry like 5-10 times a day like women do at every little thing. men are definitely more violent though.

  • @colonel_cookies_
    @colonel_cookies_ 2 месяца назад +51

    This is 100% true, all my kid life was exactly like that

  • @BushidoBasher
    @BushidoBasher Месяц назад

    What a great dad! Lmfao!

  • @rapture.m1
    @rapture.m1 Месяц назад

    SMARTEN UP!!... Alright!? smarten up😂😂😂

  • @nanomantube
    @nanomantube 2 месяца назад +55

    As a dad this is incredibly accurate 😂

  • @Ayotl84
    @Ayotl84 Месяц назад +52

    This woman is fantastic. I love her for being so funny

    • @freedom1557
      @freedom1557 Месяц назад

      Funny? She's a screaming hot head and her child will grow up to be neurotic. She is exhibiting loss of control when she screams at her child. I don't see anything funny about any of that.

    • @alahatim
      @alahatim 28 дней назад +1

      Yeah they were both hilarious!