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  • Опубликовано: 4 июл 2024
  • It’s the halfway point of the season, and our comedians all set out to create history. Water gets thrown, terrible investments are shown, and Josh Thomson tries not to touch a cow.
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    In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
    Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.
    #Taskmaster #Comedy #GregDavies #AlexHorne

Комментарии • 145

  • @Taolan8472
    @Taolan8472 28 дней назад +300

    "if we arent violent to people in wheelchairs do they even have a place in society?"
    is a WILD take I was not prepared for

    • @user-so2fp8tz9o
      @user-so2fp8tz9o 28 дней назад +52

      His point was basically about treating them with the same violence we show everyone else, but it came out as specifically targeted lol

    • @brianm6337
      @brianm6337 27 дней назад +6

      I know some people iin wheelchairs who will *mess a fool up*.

    • @mordicaiknode
      @mordicaiknode 26 дней назад +2

      If you've played Bloodborne, you'd know he's right.

  • @Adrianovaz2007
    @Adrianovaz2007 28 дней назад +320

    Chris touching the cow instantly and then having the duck game breakdown: absolute cinema. Him and Kura are two of my fav contestants ever ❤

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 28 дней назад +14

      Paul would absolutely win carrot in a box

  • @calereliya
    @calereliya 28 дней назад +171

    Paul managed to find a new girlfriend after Laura stole his? Good for him!

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 28 дней назад +31

      that was such a god-tier prize task move.

    • @Adrianovaz2007
      @Adrianovaz2007 28 дней назад +14

      @@calereliya I think Laura returned the girlfriend after Series 2

    • @CM28277
      @CM28277 27 дней назад +31

      Paul got married this year and Laura posted a picture of the couple with the caption "returned her to Paul".

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 26 дней назад +1

      @@CM28277 Thats nice of her, would be awkward for Paul to marry someone elses girl

  • @Friendlysociopath
    @Friendlysociopath 28 дней назад +90

    Man, Josh kicks women, he owns kids- just a chill guy- just a laid back guy.

    • @NeonNijahn
      @NeonNijahn 27 дней назад +1

      "Just normal men"

  • @homagetogorto
    @homagetogorto 28 дней назад +243

    Hard to believe producers of other television shows still bother.

  • @venixkplays4945
    @venixkplays4945 28 дней назад +59

    I saw the cow task as a RUclips short several months ago, and it was the reason I started watching Taskmaster in the first place. I'm glad to see the full task in context.

  • @lolabworse
    @lolabworse 28 дней назад +158

    As a poor, defenseless woman, I feel very threatened by Josh Thomson's presence on this show

    • @Algorhythmic
      @Algorhythmic 25 дней назад +14

      Please avoid wheelchairs for your own safety

  • @Richorino
    @Richorino 28 дней назад +69

    Buckets at the end were arranged 1 2 3 4 5. Quality Content

    • @Zebra_M
      @Zebra_M 24 дня назад +9

      You could say they got all their ducks in a row

  • @dpokan
    @dpokan 28 дней назад +135

    The discovery of a new sorting algorithm on Taskmaster is history worthy.

    • @McNerdius
      @McNerdius 28 дней назад +21

      Hmm, it seems "Duck Sort" hasn't been coined yet... which kinda surprises me.

    • @Dirtydeets95
      @Dirtydeets95 28 дней назад +2

      I'm confused. What do you mean?

    • @dpokan
      @dpokan 28 дней назад +19

      @Dirtydeets95 look at the numbers on the buckets at the end of the live task.

    • @McNerdius
      @McNerdius 28 дней назад

      ​@@Dirtydeets95 By coincidence the player's bluffs ended up sorting the buckets from least to most. There's no shortage of "meme" sorting algorithms (check out "10 FORBIDDEN Sorting Algorithms" or wikipedia "bogosort" -> related algorithms for some nerdsilliness) - this here "Duck Sort" seems pretty solid, there needs to be a dissertation on it ASAP.

    • @zeepheru
      @zeepheru 28 дней назад +13

      And it's even O(n)!

  • @oksobasicallyimmonky
    @oksobasicallyimmonky 28 дней назад +61

    'They usually go to Uranus' just pure gold

  • @Titri79
    @Titri79 28 дней назад +67

    Chris could have argue that he didn't say "your time starts now" before touching the cow.

    • @johnDoe-uw2zs
      @johnDoe-uw2zs 28 дней назад +13

      I don't think there is a "your time starts now" in this task.

    • @kated2762
      @kated2762 27 дней назад +4

      If there is a "your time starts now" then his time would be zero seconds as we've seen with the pickle jar.

    • @q-tuber7034
      @q-tuber7034 26 дней назад +1

      The task had no “your time starts now”

  • @stephennetu
    @stephennetu 28 дней назад +55

    This remains the best show ever. I am glad the NZ version kills it just as hard. A shame the US folded.

    • @wisedred
      @wisedred 27 дней назад +2

      I wish this show was in France and Japan soooo much

    • @gyroscope915
      @gyroscope915 27 дней назад +1

      I have trouble seeing a Japanese version doing well, it feels like it would be very hit or miss with the format and if it misses it will miss hard. But a french version would be great ​@wisedred

    • @wisedred
      @wisedred 27 дней назад +5

      @@gyroscope915 Well technically they already have such TV shows, where contestants have to "humiliate themselves" to win prizes, though usually way more extreme and everything is live. So this would just be a more organised, polished version of what they have, with an actual idea of series behind, I think it could have an audience...
      And as a French being able to share this emission around me would be a dream coming true lol no one speaks English here 💀

    • @michaelalim9340
      @michaelalim9340 27 дней назад +2

      @@wisedred Well there is a Quebec version of the show and I would say it is a lot raunchier and has a rowdier audience, playing out like a comedy and dinner show

    • @wisedred
      @wisedred 22 дня назад

      @@michaelalim9340 oooow now i need to find that. thank you kind stranger!

  • @WARLOCKIKITCLAW
    @WARLOCKIKITCLAW 28 дней назад +51

    Ahhh...my weekly Taskmaster fix...so good....

  • @Jimmehftw
    @Jimmehftw 21 день назад +4

    I've finally nailed the difference between NZ and UK. There is usually no room for vagueness in the NZ taskmaster tasks. "Throw water the furthest. Your time starts now." is a lot less vague than "Throw the water. Furthest wins. Your time starts now." Alex likes to play with the minds of the contestants a little more. And it gives him more chances to answer questions with "All the information is on the task."

  • @wheelmanv
    @wheelmanv 28 дней назад +18

    Paul and Josh really read each other's souls

  • @Magis_Ghast
    @Magis_Ghast 28 дней назад +21

    The duck order ended up being so funny in the end

  • @mloxard
    @mloxard 28 дней назад +8

    The juxtaposition between Paul and Josh was so perfect!

  • @brianm6337
    @brianm6337 28 дней назад +24

    I'm not amazed at all the Hitler Youth guy had a V2 rocket on hand.
    *From somewhere in the depths of NZ* : "I'm not a Hitler Youth! I'm a park ranger!"

  • @gothorama
    @gothorama 28 дней назад +6

    Every time Josh laughs I laugh with him his laughter is so contagious :-)

  • @YouTubsel
    @YouTubsel 28 дней назад +16

    Being used to Greg's style of scoring Jeremy's price task scores always come out of nowhere for me. XD

  • @CS-pz8wq
    @CS-pz8wq 27 дней назад +10

    Something about that final task leaves me missing Sean Lock once again. I'm just glad it wasn't a carrot they were looking for.

  • @lal6996
    @lal6996 26 дней назад +3

    Josh breaking everything he comes into contact with 😂😂😂

  • @RitzPlays
    @RitzPlays 28 дней назад +15

    I have the EXACT same speakers that Paul brought in for the prize task. Didn't even show how the feet would connect to one another to be like a soundbar!

  • @gyroscope915
    @gyroscope915 27 дней назад +7

    Alex as an assistant would never stand up to the taskmaster and secretly loves him
    Paul as an assistant will one day snap and murder the task master to take over from him

  • @RealBradMiller
    @RealBradMiller 27 дней назад +5

    "I'm trying not to get mad because this is a peaceful protest, but I'm really fucked at you." 😂😂😂 Kura Kura!

  • @q00u
    @q00u 28 дней назад +19

    I wish they kept the commercial transitions

  • @buttonsfan
    @buttonsfan 28 дней назад +5

    I saw a short of Chris immediately touching the cow but it still made me laugh.

  • @cesarrodriguez16
    @cesarrodriguez16 28 дней назад +17

    Chris Parker is one of my all-time favourite TM contestants, he's amazing.

    • @truthyahweh9877
      @truthyahweh9877 28 дней назад

      Everytime i watch this season i think of none of yr beezwax, excuse yr fing mouth? And of course well its alright.

  • @francesgardner7070
    @francesgardner7070 28 дней назад +5

    20:29 is that David Correos laughing in the audience lol

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 28 дней назад +7

    Chris Parker is a riot.

  • @randylucas2458
    @randylucas2458 28 дней назад +18

    I will never be able to travel to New Zealand to meet you fine people, but I can get to know a little bit about you watching this show

  • @Sharon-fw4rv
    @Sharon-fw4rv 12 дней назад

    I love that Chris complimented the crocs during filming and is now wearing them on stage

  • @whollymindless
    @whollymindless 27 дней назад +3

    Paul cracking is delightful.

  • @hovicane
    @hovicane 27 дней назад +3

    Justine needs to direct something. Her creative segments are always really well put together.

  • @lordhosk
    @lordhosk 28 дней назад +4

    Some mathematician out there needs to figure out the chances that they would end up in that order left to right for the final task.

  • @terriebtsOT7
    @terriebtsOT7 28 дней назад +13

    He threw the water from the bowel onto himself so arms length in distance

  • @wendycombs6945
    @wendycombs6945 28 дней назад +4

    Paul Williams is such a scene stealer

  • @chris...9497
    @chris...9497 22 дня назад +1

    No, no, no, Paul...
    The task was to throw the water the farthest.
    'Farthest' is measured from point of leaving what the water escalates from (hand, bowl, whatever) to the point of being halted in momentum.
    So, when you dumped the water on yourself, the distance thrown is from the container to where it struck your body; walking afterwards has no relation to the initial throw.
    Also, Chris, water tossed from the pier into the lake is measured from the container to where it struck the lake; where the water drifts afterwards has no relation to the initial throw.

  • @amateural
    @amateural 28 дней назад +18

    Paul is genuinely my favorite assistant by far

    • @truthyahweh9877
      @truthyahweh9877 28 дней назад +1

      Have u never seen Alex Horne?

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 27 дней назад

      ​@@truthyahweh9877Who is that? Sounds like someone who can't open their laptop and who would have bandmates that srcretly preferred Greg Davies.

  • @beautifulmidnight
    @beautifulmidnight 28 дней назад +6

    Jeremy Wells?
    I think you mean “hotter Kiwi John Cena”

  • @mbs26385
    @mbs26385 13 дней назад

    That’s why I like to go for a run while it’s raining…Paul is amazing. 😂

  • @KathleenFeliciano
    @KathleenFeliciano 28 дней назад +18

    For the history challenge I would have just created a monologue: "There are two types of people in this world. People who learn about history and those who create history. Which one do you want to be, Taskmaster? Help me create history." And then I'd show a task/prompt that says "Award me 5 points for doing nothing."

  • @charlesb7019
    @charlesb7019 28 дней назад +1

    Lol - the fence is WET-AAA!!! 😂🤣🤣

  • @R.Daneel
    @R.Daneel 28 дней назад +6

    Shocking udder-free cow you got there ;-)

    • @MedEvil1c
      @MedEvil1c 28 дней назад

      baby male cow

    • @R.Daneel
      @R.Daneel 27 дней назад

      @@MedEvil1c Then not a cow. Cows are female.

  • @Sellerieknolle76
    @Sellerieknolle76 28 дней назад +4

    Was that really running like Tom Cruise or was it like Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump?

    • @q-tuber7034
      @q-tuber7034 26 дней назад

      You know that when Tom Cruise runs, he says “Tom Cruise”

  • @Sharon-fw4rv
    @Sharon-fw4rv 12 дней назад

    Chris’ grumpy face before the cow task

  • @lbednaz
    @lbednaz 27 дней назад +2

    TYVM from USA!

  • @shruthimaniyodath7755
    @shruthimaniyodath7755 17 дней назад

    Love the unabashed humour in the NZ series. 😂

  • @EmuMinstrel
    @EmuMinstrel 26 дней назад

    Probably the funniest episode so far!

  • @gabrieldinix
    @gabrieldinix 28 дней назад +5

    I thought the “best worst investment” would’ve been the worst investment that’s actually not that bad. Now that I think of it, it made more sense the way it was on the show 😅

  • @shllybkwrm
    @shllybkwrm 28 дней назад +3

    The (!) in the subtitles are so funny

  • @privatevendetta
    @privatevendetta 25 дней назад +1

    Thats carrot in the box times 5!

  • @gigglesvids3561
    @gigglesvids3561 27 дней назад +1

    Does Chris's cow touch count since he didn't read "your time starts now"? I wondered if he would get a second chance bc of that 😅

  • @HHh-ej4rl
    @HHh-ej4rl 28 дней назад +17

    Please upload the newest Australia version soon!

  • @capnandy462
    @capnandy462 28 дней назад +4

    Nobody thought about chucking a frigging ice cube?

  • @MedEvil1c
    @MedEvil1c 28 дней назад

    24:24 Paul sounds like the Fly: help me, help me

  • @NinjaWhaines
    @NinjaWhaines 28 дней назад +2

    Why does Josh's shirt match Paul's banter?

  • @Daardain
    @Daardain 28 дней назад +7

    Chris was robbed in the throwing water task

  • @WarChallenger
    @WarChallenger 26 дней назад

    "Tonight, everyone has been asked to bring in their worst investment."
    Sorry, house doesn't fit in the backstage area. Had to go for the second worst.

  • @matthewkaake6593
    @matthewkaake6593 28 дней назад +11

    There is no amount of seasons that they can make this happen, but it won’t continue to be fucking hilarious

  • @BigDaddy-vk6rv
    @BigDaddy-vk6rv 27 дней назад

    This episode, for some reason had Paul Williams stick out way more than he should of been!

  • @secretlyashark8271
    @secretlyashark8271 28 дней назад

    Was about to continue watching another video but then I saw this

  • @rmhartman
    @rmhartman 28 дней назад +2

    If he touches it BEFORE time starts, did that count as doing the task?

    • @joywolf83
      @joywolf83 27 дней назад

      it wasn't timed ❤

    • @noatrope
      @noatrope 27 дней назад +1

      It did in UK when Joe Lycett correctly guessed the task was to open the mayo jar and did it before opening the envelope

    • @q-tuber7034
      @q-tuber7034 26 дней назад

      Time started with the beginning of the reading of the task

  • @carlsiouxfalls
    @carlsiouxfalls 27 дней назад

    So by having the worst investments, it gave them the best point score for that task making them the best investments, which nullifies them being the worst investments.

    • @JHNoble
      @JHNoble 26 дней назад

      I appreciate your logic, but it works only if winning the prize task helps them in some way, which would arguably only be [spoilers]
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      Kura - and though she only got 2 points for the task itself, that was just the margin she needed to put her over Justine!
      Justine's 5 points for worst investment (and it really was bad, in several ways!) would never have been enough to beat Kura, so it's still bad. 😎

  • @LETSFISHINGO
    @LETSFISHINGO 27 дней назад

    There can only be one Alex Horn!

  • @truthyahweh9877
    @truthyahweh9877 28 дней назад

    What? I thought Josh asked if u could lie for the live task. Y was that cut?

    • @JHNoble
      @JHNoble 26 дней назад

      it said in the instructions that contestants did not have to tell the truth.

  • @CaesarTjalbo
    @CaesarTjalbo 28 дней назад

    It always sounds to me like they're pronouncing Kura as Kudda

    • @viva2archive
      @viva2archive 28 дней назад +3

      They do, that’s (approximately) the correct pronunciation of her Māori name. She had a stage show called "Kura shoulda woulda"

    • @StarmanStarman
      @StarmanStarman 28 дней назад

      That's what most people call rolled r, technically it's flap or tap r but close enough.

  • @mloxard
    @mloxard 28 дней назад +1

    Paul's water throw should have been counted, because they counted where Kura's ball rolled after the throw
    It's the same thing

    • @JHNoble
      @JHNoble 26 дней назад +3

      nah, the ball's roll was still the consequence of the throw.
      walking is walking, not throwing; Paul really got about 2.x meters at best (bowl to ground).

  • @ChristianSpliess
    @ChristianSpliess 28 дней назад

    I have my eyes on you, Crogs! Trying to take over the show, eh? Not on my Watch.

  • @BlueGriffin20
    @BlueGriffin20 28 дней назад +1

    Huh. Odd cut at 13:25.

    • @TPH250290
      @TPH250290 28 дней назад +6

      Ad break?

    • @BlueGriffin20
      @BlueGriffin20 26 дней назад

      @@TPH250290 yes, but it’s not a clean ad break. No pan away, no splash screen. Just jump cuts right back into it.

    • @ktburger659
      @ktburger659 10 дней назад

      I bet the editor just had a brain fart and a deadline!

    • @BlueGriffin20
      @BlueGriffin20 10 дней назад

      @@ktburger659 no it happened in the next episode too. It’s just how they jump cut.

  • @ROOKTABULA
    @ROOKTABULA 28 дней назад +3

    Has there been a reason determined why Kiwis can't say a short e "eh" or short a "ah" sound?
    I don't git whin they do it constintly ind I hear it miny times, yis?

  • @charlesb7019
    @charlesb7019 28 дней назад

    Chris! Crocs? Really???? You are out of the club my guy. You have to be straight now. 😂🤣

  • @georgesos
    @georgesos 28 дней назад

    "First gay men on the moon?"
    Apollo missions crews: "hold my beer"😂.....

  • @RyanHarmon2
    @RyanHarmon2 26 дней назад

    I would prefer to not know what people do with their genitals in their private time. That's their business.

  • @nickvanvugt2512
    @nickvanvugt2512 27 дней назад +1

    How funny would it be if a heterosexual contestant just theemd every task about his sexuality

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 27 дней назад

      Depends, can you make it funny? When women do that, y'all bitch about them being feminists. 😂

  • @Youre-Welcome
    @Youre-Welcome 27 дней назад

    Perpetuating the myth that corsets were oppressive is not worth 2 points. It's worth 0.

    • @no3namesalike
      @no3namesalike 27 дней назад +6

      Corsets are oppressive IF you are required to wear them, either by law or by cultural/societal pressure. Any article of clothing, particularly if it inhibits movement, has the potential to endanger the wearer's health, and/or the requirement to wear it breaks down along gender lines, is potentially oppressive. This is illustrated by hijabs. Hijabs are not oppressive by themselves, when worn by people who have freely chosen to do so. If you are forced to wear one and the consquences for failing to do so include ostracization, imprisonment and death, then it's oppressive (i.e. see the women's protests in Iran).
      Failing to wear a corset in many places in the 18th-19th century marked women as impoverished, insane, morally (and even physically) unclean and/or possibly selling sex. Wearing stays was pretty much required for women to participate in society. That's oppressive. That's not to say that corsets are inherently evil or oppressive. They're not. They provided serious back support to women in the laboring classes doing hard physical work. Many women wore them tightly as an aesthetic choice. BUT, if failing to wear one bars you from normal social life, that's textbook oppression.
      If you choose to wear a corset/stays nowadays, cool. I can choose to do so or not. Neither of us will face serious consequences for our choices. The choice is key.

  • @tmf7563
    @tmf7563 28 дней назад

    Jeremy is just awful

  • @dec1ple135
    @dec1ple135 28 дней назад +2

    that tantrum was so fucking cringe and it really sums up what's wrong with TM NZ - no one seems authentic except for Paul Williams. i dont connect with any of these people like UK or even AU.

    • @redbeard5939
      @redbeard5939 28 дней назад +18

      That complaint was so cringe, and it really sums up what is wrong with internet comments - no one has the capacity to offer criticism without making personal attacks (or mockery ;)

  • @desdencove
    @desdencove 27 дней назад

    Can’t anything just be funny and entertaining anymore without shoving politics down the audience’s throat? So so sick of it

  • @MasterFhyl
    @MasterFhyl 27 дней назад

    This is probably the most obnoxious, most virtue signaly cast in ages. Not currently rooting for anybody.

  • @ROOKTABULA
    @ROOKTABULA 28 дней назад +2

    29:48 Irony: Injustice in scoring due to being a virtue signalling SJW. 🙄
    No comedy allowed, Taskmaster??

    • @redbeard5939
      @redbeard5939 28 дней назад +13

      It is shocking how many people who lack an understanding of comedy choose such a lack of their chief complaint...

    • @mloxard
      @mloxard 28 дней назад

      You really sound like you have brain damage

    • @eenofanderezot
      @eenofanderezot 27 дней назад +4

      are you capable of speaking in something that's not just a string of buzzwords?

  • @NC-oy8hq
    @NC-oy8hq 28 дней назад +1

    Thumbs down for the rocket.

    • @mloxard
      @mloxard 28 дней назад +6

      Cry more? It's just about how the contestants accomplish the tasks, don't be a baby

    • @michaelmoran7416
      @michaelmoran7416 28 дней назад +4

      It's coming for you, Daddy. It's coming for you, Daddy. It's gonna come real nice, in the dark.

  • @MrAlligator3
    @MrAlligator3 28 дней назад +3

    Ah thanks for posting I was about to get to bed. 🫣