One day, decades into the future A son is rummaging around in his fathers old truck of stuff. When he happens upon something strange, a pair of sunglasses and an old ski mask. But beneath the mask something stranger, an old copy of Super Smash Bros. Melee. The boy knows the series well as he has always been good at, as if it came naturally. Puzzled the boy brings the items to his father to ask why he has them. After finding his father in his study and confronting him about what he had found, his father sighs and places his controller next to him. The father turns to his son and says "I had hoped you would not have found these until you were a little older. But, I suppose it's about time I let you in on the family secret." "What kind of family secret?" the boy ask "Have you ever wondered why you're so good at Super Smash Bros?" *Que Inception Tuba*
"Puzzled the boy brings the items to his father to ask why he has them. After finding his father in his study and confronting him about what he had found, his father sighs and.." ...says "No items, final destination, fox only."
+880User088 his name is bones, and really he doesn't do a good job at hiding it. as falco he uses the same color, the face is relatively the same, and the playstyle is 100% identical
His name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. He will have his vengeance, in this life or the next.
Triistar22 He is the hero of Hyrule, time, leyend and Twilight...the earth saviour from Onett winner of all the f-zero competitions and protector of Cornaria.
He's the hero Melee deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. He is FalcoMaster.
FalcoMaster is the player Melee deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll face him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.
Ohhhh so FalcoMaster is actually a thing? I got labeled "FalcoMaster" at the Anime Expo Melee tournament this year by a good amount of people and I had no idea what people were talking about so I would just smile awkwardly when they'd say it. LOL
Okay, so I've never played smash before, or any multiplayer fighting game in my life for that matter. But I have the opurtunity to, and this video might have just convinced me to try. This man has inspired me...
***** its funny as shit because like, hes a great falco dont get me wrong and super fun to watch but like. he isnt like mang0 tier and i bet hell be just as remembered
I think it says a very good thing about the community that everyone played along and no one simply yanked the mask off. Good on you guys for letting the guy have his fun.
He does look a bit like PC Chris... or PP. Could even be Ken considering that he returned some time ago. Of course this is all farfetched and it's most likely some newcomer into the canadian scene. Probably just a shy guy with a new face, which is great.
Anonymity increases your strength and dexterity due to magic, and the effect is compounded when you add mysteriousness to the mix. Also, if it’s utilized in a situation that makes you stand out from others you will benefit from a phenomenon known as the reverse stormtrooper effect. All in all, a very solid use of a mask.
Yeah, anonymity at it's finest: being forgettable. You see, it's really the best of both worlds: you either become the stuff of legend or you become a forgettable nobody. There is no in between, and that's great.
Hey I'm the guy who got bodied in Grand Finals by FalcoMaster3000. In competitive melee you strike stages by first reducing the list of stages in random stage select down to the 6 legal stages, and then taking turns turning them off until you arrive at a final stage, which is the stage for the first game. Rock Paper Scissors decides who strikes a stage first. For the second game, the stage is chosen by the loser, but the winner may ban one to prevent his opponent from picking it. He would ban stages by pointing at them. Better yet in GF's it is Best of 5 instead of 3 and there are no bans. You really do not need to speak to your opponents at all in a Smash Bros. Tournament, though it makes it a little easier and more fun.
I really hope he will appear at another tournament! Just hope he decides to do it again, because burning in that hot mask for 9 hours or not even drinking anything either, that's just really tiring.
Brian Navarro I mean... he gets beat by people who aren't even in these leagues... Shofu beats hims all the time, and Shofu doesn't even compete. He can't really compete with the actual pros.
Pike Ezmo Mewtwoking is one of the best melee players in the world, if not the best. He almost never loses... Shofu doesn't even play melee, and has never beat m2k in it. I don't know who or what you are thinking about, but you are wrong. Btw shofu does go to tournys. Everything you said was wrong. Actually everything.
Brian Navarro He definitely is not the best, Shofu does play melee, and has infact beaten m2k in it... Shofu is one of the creators for Project M so how has he not played melee... I think you might be an m2k die hard fan...
ther eare actually 2 FalcoMaster3000's! One was playing your little smash tourney, while another was robbing all your gamecube adapters and replacing them with wii u gamepads for your Smash 4 Tourney!
I live in Edmonton. This guy looks like someone I met briefly in the lineup for Smash-Fest a few months back. He wasn't very talkative, and he annihilated several of us in Mario Kart 7 while we waited in line.
anyone brought up Etho yet? he's a gamer but he's never talked about having played smash. the physique/head shape matches well and he's in Edmonton though not many people know even that about him. the mask/no talking would fit because his minecraft skin is kakashi/his voice is really distinct
Sadly Isai is nowhere close to that physical appearance. I've also heard that he's just not one to come and beat others. In fact, he's quite the opposite. Way too humble, modest and shy like to do this.
I would look through old videos and photos for the shoes. They seem like the only distinguishable things. They look like they may be like a suede leather and may have a stain on the left foot at the front on the right side. In this condition, it leads me to believe he has had the shoes for a while, so you may be able to find him wearing them at a previous get together.
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Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask
This got me
hehe
One day, decades into the future
A son is rummaging around in his fathers old truck of stuff. When he happens upon something strange, a pair of sunglasses and an old ski mask. But beneath the mask something stranger, an old copy of Super Smash Bros. Melee. The boy knows the series well as he has always been good at, as if it came naturally. Puzzled the boy brings the items to his father to ask why he has them. After finding his father in his study and confronting him about what he had found, his father sighs and places his controller next to him. The father turns to his son and says "I had hoped you would not have found these until you were a little older. But, I suppose it's about time I let you in on the family secret."
"What kind of family secret?" the boy ask
"Have you ever wondered why you're so good at Super Smash Bros?"
*Que Inception Tuba*
You killed it with the Inception Tuba, haha glorious.
BOSCO27 Thank you.
That was amazing! I'm screencapping!
"Puzzled the boy brings the items to his father to ask why he has them. After finding his father in his study and confronting him about what he had found, his father sighs and.."
...says "No items, final destination, fox only."
rileyvace Almost went there.
He should have taken his mask off.
And have another mask under it.
+Gladius Vortex
Kakashi 101.
+Gladius Vortex ur profile pic perfectly describes this comment.
Kakashi lmao
+Gladius Vortex Ninja Brian?
+GrandMaster Neo I was thinking that it was Ninja Brian's true son
what if he takes his mask off, and he actually is falco?
+Paremco thats true
+Paremco That ain't falco though
Would it be takes his mask off, and he is Sakuria? (the creator of smash)
+Elijah Jones the creator of smash "sakuria" lol
+Brandon Silva de Matos If that's not Falco, then where Falco at?
Sorry guys, I’m not Falcomaster3000. I know you all wanted it to be true but I’m simply not that powerful.
But, it can't be true
I can fly if I wanted toooooooo
-_-
Interesting to learn that a big One Piece reactor also likes SSBM. I have watched some of your videos.
I don't wanna know who this guy is.
I hope he becomes a mystery for all eternity.
I hope he attends at more tournaments though
I hope he beats mew2king like everyone else
Cristian Hernandez [Like everyone else] I'm fucking dead
Cristian Hernandez Remember Shiz?
+880User088 his name is bones, and really he doesn't do a good job at hiding it. as falco he uses the same color, the face is relatively the same, and the playstyle is 100% identical
You merely adopted the smash. I was born in it, molded by it.
I didn't play for fun until I was only a man...
By then it was nothing to me but more competitive!
If I take that mask off, would it kill you?
@@nautilus541 You're a big guy.
Ok butters
- FALCOMASTER ! What do you have to say aout your victory ?
...
...
...
- *thumb up*
*silence*
- Thanks.
Zαиzι` Melee's version of Red, ladies and gentlemen.
falcomaster3000 has the best commentary skills i've ever seen
nice profile pic junior sociopathic bigot
also learn the FUCKING CONCEPT OF HUMOR
+Hawkboy1080 w
It's gilded
He's so skilled he doesn't even have to move an inch and he wins
His name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. He will have his vengeance, in this life or the next.
He is Falconmaster3000, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
Ahhhhh gladiator
Triistar22 He is the hero of Hyrule, time, leyend and Twilight...the earth saviour from Onett winner of all the f-zero competitions and protector of Cornaria.
Solomona Leiato He is the hero we deserve AND the hero we need.
OK His name is Bob and hes addicted to games the end
I really want him to go to another one, but wear like 3 masks so when someone takes one off, it'll be the funniest thing ever.
relevant i.imgur.com/xIolo.gif
like kakashi
haha ya. I'm surprised he played with sunglasses the whole time. that would throw me off
stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/3160544/kakashi-mask-o.gif
He was at a tournament last night
I want to see M2K dress up as Falcomaster and win a national
YES
***** the rocking back and forth would be a dead giveaway
And the glasses adjust.
Dr.RobloxLOL123 I see you everywhere
I know you do
Wow, this guy is a beast. He played all those games without moving
Yeah and i heard he didn't drink anything or take off his mask for like, I think 9 hours? The endurance doe.
Guys just wanted to help with your investigation and tell you that I am not Falcomaster3000. Hope that helped.
that statement lowers the number to 6,999,999 people since theres only 7m people in the world. thank u for ur help
Zeldarock11 lol what?
I too am not Falcomaster3000.
I am not Falcomaster3000
albin0ninj4 if you just google it, you'll find it's 7,000,000 you illiterate
Personally he prefers the air
While he may have dominated one tournament, the question remains...
When will FalcoMaster3000 strike again?
Plot twist, is actually an human version of the prototype of Amiibo.
He never moves
Reggie confirmed.
guys he's clearly SamiclassicSonicfan
+Noor Haider frick you found out his secret!
Wadda frick!
I fell for that, screw you
GILDED
What the frick, who would fricking expect that
He is a prototype artificial inteligence top melee player emulater set loose on an unsuspecting comunity of smashers.
Yes he never spoke because his language would betray his identity, blip blip blip toh blip nlip fiyaa
It's a shame falcomaster stopped coming to tournaments. I heard he got discouraged after he got bodied by superboomfan over and over...
Quincy
Ironic how you missed the whole fucking joke.
2 year old comment and all but “puff mango from ‘08” is a fucking hilarious name
2 year old comment and all but "Warcrimes incarnate" is a fucking hilarious name
Gildedguy brought me here.
Same
me too bro
+Binh TC Nguyen Same!!
I thought this would be the pilot episode of FM3000 anime. 😕
yep true
It's Shroomed.
Nailed it.
LOL XD
He's the hero Melee deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. He is FalcoMaster.
Sakurai?
No one cared who he was till he put on the mask.
FalcoMaster is the player Melee deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll face him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.
Merfectman The Prideful “a dark knight”
FalcoMaster is Bruce Wayne confirmed.
It's Sakurai.
omg what if it was? xD
I don't think so though, body type is different I think, skin tone too.
So in case anyone is curious, SuPeRbOoMfAn has since confirmed himself that he was/is in fact FalcoMaster3000.
I swear that I've seen this guy in some of the "awesome video games done quick" charity event.
Same mask setup and everything.
Ok judging from how he plays and from other rumours, I totally know who this is now.
Shoutouts to diabetes.
Ya we do have a very solid theory on who this player was. definitely in line with who you are thinking of.
lmaoooo
armada
Ohhhh so FalcoMaster is actually a thing? I got labeled "FalcoMaster" at the Anime Expo Melee tournament this year by a good amount of people and I had no idea what people were talking about so I would just smile awkwardly when they'd say it. LOL
Who cares?
SACPH4N70M the mofo'ing smash community you troll.
Clyde Gerano
Why does the smash community care that a random person got called a good falco at a random convention once?
SACPH4N70M
"random person"
>Not knowing Kitsune
SACPH4N70M Dud, you dunno THE Kitsune?
to think this is reaching a decade old
It's been confirmed to be SuperBoomFan.
Figures, since he chose the 64 char of Melee(Falco)
Okay, so I've never played smash before, or any multiplayer fighting game in my life for that matter. But I have the opurtunity to, and this video might have just convinced me to try. This man has inspired me...
FalcoMaster3000 for smash 5
FalcoMaster is actually from the future to save us
Yeah, save us from 20xx.
20YY confirmed
we are all falcomaster3000
You guys realize it's Isai, right?
It's the only possible explanation!
Isai doesn't match that physique.
FireHydrant7 the cancer of the ocmmunity smh
It's not Isai, lmao. Isai has dark skin and falcomaster is white like SuperBoomFan
Thats what I was thinking
i swear to god for a second with the pic at the btm, i thought falcomaster just played without moving his hands
+800blake He's so fast you just can't see his fingers moving
***** its funny as shit because like, hes a great falco dont get me wrong and super fun to watch but like. he isnt like mang0 tier and i bet hell be just as remembered
Some say he invented the clock, and that he spends his time daydreaming about pencils. All we know is, he's not the stig, but he's FalcoMaster
TELL ME ABOUT FALCOMASTER
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
+Tfc Rog same
+Mydickisholy You were about to rob that place but found out you were good at smash?
He's a big guy.
+Hello Everything for you.
Why not?
The day Ninja Brian spared everybody.
He's Dylan Sprouse.
Lie
+Caleb Roberts wouldn't be surprised if he was, Dylan Sprouse said he's big into Smash
He is all of us, yet only a few have harnessed the power of the legend. I hope to one day harness this power myself, but it is much too early for me.
This guy is Akiba from Metal Gear
I believe he is Dylan Sprouse
How do you know???
Omg stop being gullible its a joke
Stay Legend. Falco Life.
>FalcoMaster3000
>Master3000
>3000
>3
CONFIRMED ILLUMINATI!
falco master is an effervescent being, according to scar
So is Falcomaster3000 a mysterious being that can beat any living being in smash with Falco?
FalcoMaster3000 for Summit 3
Falcomaster is TheLegend 27
I think it says a very good thing about the community that everyone played along and no one simply yanked the mask off. Good on you guys for letting the guy have his fun.
He does look a bit like PC Chris... or PP. Could even be Ken considering that he returned some time ago. Of course this is all farfetched and it's most likely some newcomer into the canadian scene. Probably just a shy guy with a new face, which is great.
Ken isn't florescent white. PP is too muscular. PC wouldn't wear dad shoes.
Isai obvi, same posture and everything
supernintendo07 His skin color isn't the same and Isai doesn't play Falco.
Anonymity increases your strength and dexterity due to magic, and the effect is compounded when you add mysteriousness to the mix. Also, if it’s utilized in a situation that makes you stand out from others you will benefit from a phenomenon known as the reverse stormtrooper effect.
All in all, a very solid use of a mask.
Yeah but if you fail you will be known as a random noob with a mask and nobody will remember you xD
Yeah, anonymity at it's finest: being forgettable. You see, it's really the best of both worlds: you either become the stuff of legend or you become a forgettable nobody. There is no in between, and that's great.
That ain't bombsoldier.....
4:49 Dude, I love nightcore.
What if he was just a smasher, that was training at home all day?!
How did they pick stages? Would he write that down too?
I mean how did he decide what to ban and stuff. If he won't talk I assume he wrote it down.
It was the 20xx hack pack witch you can strike stages like in PM, so no talking was necessary.
Hey I'm the guy who got bodied in Grand Finals by FalcoMaster3000. In competitive melee you strike stages by first reducing the list of stages in random stage select down to the 6 legal stages, and then taking turns turning them off until you arrive at a final stage, which is the stage for the first game. Rock Paper Scissors decides who strikes a stage first. For the second game, the stage is chosen by the loser, but the winner may ban one to prevent his opponent from picking it. He would ban stages by pointing at them. Better yet in GF's it is Best of 5 instead of 3 and there are no bans. You really do not need to speak to your opponents at all in a Smash Bros. Tournament, though it makes it a little easier and more fun.
You merely adopted the smash. I was born in it. Molded by it.
I really hope he will appear at another tournament! Just hope he decides to do it again, because burning in that hot mask for 9 hours or not even drinking anything either, that's just really tiring.
It was supposedly SuPeRbOoMfAn. At least that's what it says on SmashWiki
It's SuPeRbOoMfAn. It's not a secret, he did it as a joke.
He even entered smash masters this year
Possibly pc Chris? Plays Martha similar to Azen so it's likely he is an older player
Haha I really hope it's just M2K traveling around putting on a clinic for people.
too bad m2k isn't all that good.
Pike Ezmo .... You can't be serious.
Brian Navarro I mean... he gets beat by people who aren't even in these leagues... Shofu beats hims all the time, and Shofu doesn't even compete. He can't really compete with the actual pros.
Pike Ezmo Mewtwoking is one of the best melee players in the world, if not the best. He almost never loses... Shofu doesn't even play melee, and has never beat m2k in it. I don't know who or what you are thinking about, but you are wrong. Btw shofu does go to tournys. Everything you said was wrong. Actually everything.
Brian Navarro He definitely is not the best, Shofu does play melee, and has infact beaten m2k in it... Shofu is one of the creators for Project M so how has he not played melee... I think you might be an m2k die hard fan...
Falcomaster3000 is actually a time traveler from the year 20XX, where melee is played perfectly.
Didn't think I'd ever hear guys tell another guy to "TAKE IT OFF!!"
FalcoMaster300 Apex 2015
Gildedguy.
I WANNA SEE HIM TAKE ON HUNGRYBOX IN A MATCH IN SUPER SMASH BROS ULTIMATE!!
Falcomaster3000 is glideguy
You know Dylan Sprouse has said he used to show up and compete in tourneys incognito ikno he said he play PM but who knows 👀
We need FalcoMaster3000 again to save melee
"Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask"
This is awesome. He is awesome. This happened in Canada right? IM from Australia and IM interested now In the ledgend of falcomaster3000
The player cam never moves. It's just static. Who would believe that?
That's not the player cam
I have a dream.
To one day be this man.
Best shout caster 20XX
ther eare actually 2 FalcoMaster3000's! One was playing your little smash tourney, while another was robbing all your gamecube adapters and replacing them with wii u gamepads for your Smash 4 Tourney!
His body structure looks like PC Chris, kinda. :o
He will return.
This video cracked me up. There is always a better unknown player that randomly appears and just kills it at smash.
See that picture to the right that shows falcomaster3000? Thats not a picture. Its a video. Falcomaster is playing with his mind
I live in Edmonton.
This guy looks like someone I met briefly in the lineup for Smash-Fest a few months back. He wasn't very talkative, and he annihilated several of us in Mario Kart 7 while we waited in line.
So, Gildedguy.
I know who it is! His was just a famous Smash player, who did not want to get swarmed. His NAME IS SKY! trust me...
He bleached his skin, that sneak
Fake. He isn't even moving his hands,... or is he that good? :O!
The lower right pic is just a static image.
Deuzen k
Deuzen The fact that you have to point this out is hilarious.
I don't even....
FortWhenTeaThyme Pretty sure he was kidding...
anyone brought up Etho yet? he's a gamer but he's never talked about having played smash. the physique/head shape matches well and he's in Edmonton though not many people know even that about him. the mask/no talking would fit because his minecraft skin is kakashi/his voice is really distinct
IT WAS HIM DIO
How did he not eat or drink for 9 hours?
A_DutchGamer That's miserable
Not really. I've done that and I was fine.
This is definitely Isai.
Sadly Isai is nowhere close to that physical appearance. I've also heard that he's just not one to come and beat others. In fact, he's quite the opposite. Way too humble, modest and shy like to do this.
I just imagining whenever someone asks who he is he just takes his mask off to another mask.
I feel like he should've picked a better name than just a nickname that sounds like he had to add numbers to the end because without was taken
clearly he's from 20XX
I would look through old videos and photos for the shoes. They seem like the only distinguishable things. They look like they may be like a suede leather and may have a stain on the left foot at the front on the right side. In this condition, it leads me to believe he has had the shoes for a while, so you may be able to find him wearing them at a previous get together.
Might just be a coincidence but
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I love that falcomaster3000 commentary.
Finishing with an up-smash/THUNDERCATS!!?
Please tell me I wasn't the only one who thought the picture with falcomaster holding a gc controller at the bottom was moving
Falcomaster3000 is the real blendtec