Izzy g same way The Devil was the most talented and most beautiful angel of them all but he was to prideful and tried to be better and more honorable than his creator God( the only true God) but then was cast down out of heaven into hell
I peed in a cup by Billie eilish lyrics I knew I’d have struggles when The doctors visit cane around Cause sometimes when something is normal Something brings you down She couldn’t find the bathroom Due to the nurses doubt Chorus: she made me go in a closet Despite the bathroom being open I peed on the floor And missed. The cup. I peed on the floor And the nurses got mad They were adults And Billie Got sad So I said Never again Will I pee In the closet This is my masterpiece don’t steal it Edit: y’all I’m crying how much attention my two am garbage song got. I’m legit CRYING TEARS OF LAUGHTER Okay here’s the remix I’ll pee where I want by Billie eilish remix: So these nurses say That the bathroom was this way But she put me in a closet So I guess she doesn’t understand That her sense of direction was bad So she led me to the wrong place And got mad when there was a pee stain None of these nurses understand Why that closet smelled so bad Or why there was pee all over the cup in her hand Since I don’t want to remember this tragedy I’m going to have this song to keep my sanity WORD I hate myself for posting this on the word wide web THREE HUBDRED LIKES WHAT
THE DOCTOR STORY ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD
jayla trash same 😂😂😂
1K L IKE
jayla trash same
Almost 4K likes
no
*I PEED IN THE CUP, AND THE ON THE CUP, AND NEXT TO THE CUP AND ON THE FLOOR AND EVERYWERE* LMFAO I LOVE HER
LMAO *_I AM DEAD_*
Shammrrr
Was laughing so hard on this XD
And around* the cup, not next
I AM DEAD
IM WHEEZING WHEN SHE SAID "I peed on the floor-"
Suma Sesay I got you to 400 likes biooootch
And the laugh
She was wheezing too
Ssssammmeeeee
I was too 😄
I haven’t laughed like that or at all in a long time
Billie Eilish: I know new name for new song
Mum: what is it?
Billie Eilish: Bury a nurse
Damn😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Yes 😂😂😂
Bury a janky doctor
Lol, yas ,😁😄😄
" BRO,YOU PUSHED ME INTO A CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN A CUP"
I cant breath im laughing so hard
omg! is that jungkook!
I read that as she said it!!!!
Army 💜
daniel is mine bih
SimplySeavey same 😂
How can this badass teenager sing so beautifully
Izzy g cause she's fucking perfect 😍😍😍
Izzy g except malulu trevehoe
Ikrrr!!
i just found out she’s 16??? wtf??? she seems so much older i’m perplexed
Izzy g
same way The Devil was the most talented and most beautiful angel of them all but he was to prideful and tried to be better and more honorable than his creator God( the only true God) but then was cast down out of heaven into hell
She has such beautiful eyes
hissa al angari ocean eyes
Spytsooxtxot syajaqj dammit beat me too it
They're so bright blue that their almost grey
and nice eyelashes !
She also has nice eyebrows 😂😂😂
*"YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN A CUP... SO I DID"* This is my new ringtone 🤣🤣
Omggg that should be my ringtone toooo
DOOD I AM NOT JOKING THAT IS MY RINGTONE.
😅😅🧡🧡💝💟💟💟
THE DOCTOR STORY ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH
SAME
wishiwasbillie eilish so she was born 2001 ? So 17?
James White she's turning 17 this december
'The only reason I tell you this, is because if I don't joke about it, it will hunt me.. It is haunting me'
I feel this.
I just heard it omfg
I was the 400th like.
Sameee
haunt* InSeRt SpOnGeBoB mOcK eMoTe HeRe
Haunt*
"DON'T EVEN TALK MOTHER'' My life... ;-;
;-; ;_;
Lol
I love how she's like 17 and her mom just let's her swear. Also Billie is amazing.
My mom let's me swear I'm 14
@@LuisRomero-zw1mm my mom lets me swear im 12!
If my kid made a few million a year more than me I’d probably let her swear too
She’s 17 she basically an *ADULT* she can cuss
@Emily Culver 17
We stan a queen who can sing like an angel but act like a devil
LMAOOOOOO
666.like
It’s attractive asf
Right
Yass
I love how her mom corrects her grammar but says nothing when she cusses
cewewe slays XD
She’s old enough..
Her mom is so chill
akerush judging by your pfp you’re obviously not very mature so I don’t blame her
akerush haha don’t worry about it kid
Billies mom: I’m such a great mom
Billie: DOnt EVEn taLk MOm
"I guess I forgot where I peed out of--"
Me: * bursts out laughing *
Am i the only one who started laughing before i even saw the thumbnail???
Same
I love that her mom instead of correcting her cuss words she corrects her grammar. Honestly GOALS
L O R E thats the most adorable spelling of lasagne ive ever seen
Because she’s 17
What parts ?
Madison Simmons 16* Im pretty sure
This is me as a mom. And I’m a mom. So this is just me.
*_"I pHeEd on the flHoOr"_*
IM SCREAMING 😂😂
Nevaeh Day “I feed on the flwhore”
@@bottomrightrichie1525 😂😂
HER WHEEZE HAS ME DYING
totally xDDD
@@kaitlynduarte568 IKR😂
I knew the doctor story would be in this 😭
who'skarina? 700th likeeee
Well it was in the thumbnail
It’s the thumbnail..
bitch it was in the thumbnail of course you did
+jiso there is a lovely little thing called clickbait😉
'' I forgot where I pee through so *I PeEd oN tHe FloOHuhGhgugh* ''
This one got me laughing like crazy
Ello Ello 69 likes 😎
1:53
k
So I PEeeEeed oN tHe FLhhhHHhOoooOOooooOoRrRrHHh-
"DONT EVEN TALK MOTHER!
Lol so formal
If I say that to my mom she would smack me across the room
@@angeline5405 same
Me
Ive used the same exact phrase before lol
HER MOM SAYING DONT SAY DIDNT HAVE NO CLOTHES BECAUSE ITS A DOUBLE NEGATIVE IS MY MOM LOL IVE NEVER RELATED MORE.
ScReee
Army
BtsVbabe that’s my aunt. Every. Single. Time.
AAAARRRRRRRMYYYYYYYYYYY
I just started getting into her music...
*ive never related to someone so much before*
caN YOu SaVe mY fRE shA vOCa dO ew. Please don’t turn into one of those edgy girls who pretend to be “dark”
Emma Chamberlain
_same_
Is your username supposed to be hds by tøp
Jillian Copeland yeee
1:53 I love how she just suddenly wheezes and laughs while saying i peed on the floor
It was just perfect 👌
I repeated this part like 30 times 🤣🤣🤣🤣
its like cara delevingne had a love child with depression in its physical state
SO TRUEEE
Austin.Mc yeahhh
Lol
Depression doesnt look cute
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Mom: she shouldn’t get in trouble
Billie: SHE SHOULD GET IN TROUBLE I PEED IN A CLOSET
She have really beautiful eyes 😍
Ocean eyes
grammar
ocean eyes
she has, where r u from
Ocean eyessssss Lmao
“i forgot where i *peed* so i *peed* on the floor”
I peed on the floorjahhzhdvanznvhvytwkqoajbtv
bts’ coffee hey there seokjin
👋✨🌙🌈😂
*wheezes uncontrollably*
bts’ coffee lmao
"pushed me into a room and said *PEE*" *W H E E Z E*
Mint lololol
Lmfao
The peeing story never gets old
Ikr 😂😭
I have listened to it at lest 7 times😂🤣
yeah
HOW IS SHE ONLY 16. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL
Panda Face
*FBI wants to know your location*
Panda Face wow I though love she was way older than me
Panda Face am I a pedophile? Lol 😂 where were the 16 year old like this when I was 16??
@@scrufflesde-brickashaw333 just for saying billie is pretty
16 year olds can't be beautiful ??
"Don't even talk mother!"
-Billie
This was the first time I heard her not singing, like just normally talking and for some reason I thought she would have an accent 😂
Nora Unicorn she does have an accent...
Me too! I seriously thought she was British lol
She has an american accent
"I pEeD oN tHe fLoOrR" SHE LITERALLY WHEEZED OSXH3IDB SO DID I SIS, SO DID I
YEs BItcH i PeEd oN tHE FloOr😂
I read this as she said it
u have 666 likes :3
Christina Verse I got 665 🙏🏻
Friend:whos your favorite artist
Me:billie eillish
Friend:who
Me: ...get out
I wouldn't say get out (I would be close), but first I would educate them about the art of Billie Eilish.
I freaking love your username
Exactly
what in xxxtarnation same but for me the new girl knows her
what in xxxtarnation that’s the same with me like actually
Doctor : pEe iN a CuP
Billie: ...
Billie: iN dA cLoSeT?!
Oooo Of
Real billie ellish
Tramo billie ♥❤
Eres soy tu fan
WoW
“and i peed in the cup and on the cup and around the cup and ON THE FLOOR”
“You should see me in a..” CLOSET??
in a closet peeing on the floor😂😂😂😂
" You should see me in a.." CLOSET " While i`m peeing on the floor watch me take a piss one by one by one one by one by one
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂🤣🤣
no no no
it's like this
"You should see me in a....closet.....peeing on the....floor??" Are a child? You should be potty trained by now
billie: roses are red
and fish live in water
i peed in a closet-
her mom: but-------------
billie: nO, dOn’t EvEn tAlk, mOthEr!! >:(
LMAO
XD
Bruh that amazing
Billie is such a mood
ilovepeeinginthecloset - BILLIE EILISH
omlllll 😂
OH MY GOD😂😂
I'd buy it😂
Yes new song 😭😭
idontwannapeeyouanymore
“I did it. Because she told me to”
“If YoUr FrIeNdS tElL yOu To JuMp oFf A bRiDgE wOuLd yOu Do It”
Yes
milky I’ll pray for you lol
Depending on how high it is
Thats a different situations
Little Riah AKA Mariah lol y thank u
No one:
Billie: i pHEED ON THE FLOOOOR
😂😂😂😂😂
If pee could be bottled, there would be closets filled by Billie
Lyanna Winter dankjewel, en dit is mijn andere account
Angela Shalina why doesn’t this comment have thousands of likes I’m dead
yES
It’s to soon
u copied bella mendoza's comment you rat.
2:51 NO DON'T EVEN TALK MOTHER. Loll 😂😂😂😂
I relate to saying that!
Eevn before I knew about her I said that alot! 😂
I read this exactly as she said it lmao
@@Vegorioash This video is pure gold😂
1:53
I laugh so hard at this part
*I peEd on the floOOr*
Nurse:-*Throws Billie in closet*- pOP A sQuAT ANd pEE
Billie:..oKIe!!!!!
Me:This is why billie is my fav
Her mom laughing is great. She is so genuinely amused that I know she had to have told all her lady friends about it.
"Peeing, pee, peef-covered, pee-covered, cup-covered in pee cup"
LOL
Yami Kawaii WHAT TIME IS THIS AT IN THE VIDEO 😂
@@rileydiscocloud1813 3:41 😂😂😂
Hahahahahah she said peef
She said that as soon as i saw that 😂😂😂😂
Yami Kawaii 666 likes
I wish I could swear around my mom like that
Tori Hatfield don't we all lol
Tori Hatfield just what I was thinking,
I always swear around my mum lool
exactly what i just thought
Tori Hatfield i can swear around my mom, ask we have the same name:))
5:37 Hahahahahaha her face at the end I love it .
"SO THEY EXPECTED ME TO BE AN ADULT AND I'M NOT"
She's like a puppy; suuper adorable, but she pees on the floor
Connor Sent by Cyberlife ayyyyeee connorrrrrr was gud
Lol fuck 😂
connor 👀
420th like lmao blaze it
*28 STABS WOUNDS*
YOU PUSHED ME INTO A CLOSET, AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN A CUP. *SO I DID*
Ping Quana you have 666 likes so I liked it... your welcome.
911 LIKES, WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY
Abigayl Jonas ._.
1kth like lol
Abigayl Jonas R/whooosh
*Peeing in the closet*
I GOT 2.k likes wtf
3k bitch go ahead snatch my damn wig!
*peeing pee pee-f covered pee-covered cup covered in pee cup* 3:41
"BRRRROOOO YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE CLOSET AND TOLD ME PEE IN A CUP SO I DID!"
-Billie eyelash 2019
Billie EYELASH? 😂
*”NO DONT EVEN TALK MOTHER”*
2:27 she makes a good soft voice maybe because of her singing
True
She helps
She tells
She saves lives
but most impotanty
*She push*
*impotantly*
nurses dont save lives
@@luvftywaplvr5151 SHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
Billie: She pushed into a room and said *PEE*
Me: *Dies*
dont even talk *mother*
uncle funion lol
if cara delavigne had a really goofy depressed little sister
Abby Zeo Totally! 😜🤣
Francisco G you can’t say shit with that pfp
no hun true enough
Abby Zeo Cara and Scarlett Johansson
Abby Zeo omg yes they actually look really alike
When she wheezed about forgetting where to pee from i died.
Billie is just a really honest person. This is very simpatic. Love it.
“bro! you pushed me into a closet and told me to pee in a cup. so i did.”
i read that when at the same time THAT part played. lol
Pushed “ her mom correct lol”
Billie is the cutest 😍 just saying
The Recipe
Spaghetti is straight until it gets wet
Exactly lmao
5:42 “they expected me to be an adult and i’m not” 😂
welcome to the comment section;
25% people are talking about how funny Billie Eilish was
75% people are talking about Billie Eilish’s pee story
*_Billie you are actually my long lost twin lmfao_*
Pink Pixie What AbOuT TrIplEts???
yeah if she was fat n ugly
@@jepubepu9570 LMAOOO
Billie is my soulmate
Youssef Fouad wooosh
*don’t even talk mOTHER.*
1:53 HER WHEEZE 😂😂😂😂😂
You should see me in a closet, Peeing on the fucking grouuuuunnd,
Watch me get Em' fired,
One by,
One by one
One cup, one cup,
DONE!
U should have said peeing on the fucking ground. But anyways I love it 😍
" no dont even talk...MOTHER"
If pee drops could be bottled
LMAO
FDJHSJSJJDJSJD
XDXDXDDXDXDX
There would be closets filled by Billie
if pee drops could be bottled... There would be oceans made in closets...
This is my first time I’ve ever heard her speak (not sing) I thought her voice was high. Turns out, I’m wrong
Jessica Anything same
Jessica Anything same
Jessica Anything same still can't believe it's here though she still has an amazing voice though
Most people that sing like her have a voice like that.
Bleached White wait so who else sings like her?
Billie: She pushed me into the closet and said PEEEE
Me:*instant death*😂😂😂
megansone I bet Billie wishes she was a boy so she had a penis
@@ColeConway0829 dude
@@ColeConway0829 😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Her laugh is the purest thing I've heard all day
“So I gave her this peeeiinnng pee-pee covered pee covered cup covered in pee cup”
Edit: Dag most likes I’ve ever gotten
Jasmyn Bell I’ve been laughing at this comment for 5 minutes
havah haggerty OMG ME TOO HAHAHAHAHA
i was th 900th like
Fuckin legend
6:01
producer: i told u to sing the song
billie: ummmmm
She is my spirit animal lmao
I peed in a cup by Billie eilish lyrics
I knew I’d have struggles when
The doctors visit cane around
Cause sometimes when something is normal
Something brings you down
She couldn’t find the bathroom
Due to the nurses doubt
Chorus: she made me go in a closet
Despite the bathroom being open
I peed on the floor
And missed. The cup.
I peed on the floor
And the nurses got mad
They were adults
And Billie
Got sad
So I said
Never again
Will I pee
In the closet
This is my masterpiece don’t steal it
Edit: y’all I’m crying how much attention my two am garbage song got. I’m legit CRYING TEARS OF LAUGHTER
Okay here’s the remix
I’ll pee where I want by Billie eilish remix:
So these nurses say
That the bathroom was this way
But she put me in a closet
So I guess she doesn’t understand
That her sense of direction was bad
So she led me to the wrong place
And got mad when there was a pee stain
None of these nurses understand
Why that closet smelled so bad
Or why there was pee all over the cup in her hand
Since I don’t want to remember this tragedy
I’m going to have this song to keep my sanity
WORD
I hate myself for posting this on the word wide web
THREE HUBDRED LIKES WHAT
i love you for this
Isabella Turiano beautiful
the chorus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s billies masterpiece what💀😂😭
Omg yes
I guess I forgot what I peed out of and I pEed oN tHe fLoOr
-
Oh shit 900 likes wOw.
marixina lol
marixina where*
Deanna Valente oops lmao
3:10 the funniest part in my opinion 😂😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Same ringtone 😉
"no, dont even talk, m o t h e r"
THE DOCTOR STORY HAS ME DYING ON THE FLOOR LMAO JDKDKDJD
jeonsgxlaxy oN tHe fLoOr?
“SHE PUSHED ME INTO A CLOSET AND SAID PEE!”
I’m dying 😂
“I peed on the flooravygsxstufwnwxqswvftu *wheezing intensifies*
HHHHHHHHH
"She pushed me and said *PEE* "
Omg i dont know why but that sounds like every first sexual experience
name one person who has had that as their first sexual experience
rxver dead
Retro Nova What The Fuck.
Retro Nova what planet are you from?
I was at that part when you said that 😂
"without no clothes on"
*english*
vella grace xD
vella grace is it bad that i talk like that :O
i’m her mom “don’t say that it’s a double negative”
Engrish
Billie English is her name now
So I... PeED On thE fLoooOoOor
“I guess I forgot where I pee out of because I *WHEEZE* PEED ON THE FLOOR”
1:53 I SERIOUSLY AM LAUGHING SO DAMN HARD
silkseok right haha
“I forgot where I pee out of so I peed on the floor **wheeze** “
Same.
OMG AT 3:22 I CANNOT BREATHE
Only Billie can talk about pee for 6 mins straight and have people love every second of it
*And i peehhhd on the floooorhhhhhhh* 1:54
art freak lmaoo
i think i'm gay now
Oi I've seen you before... hmm...
Lollll
Same
I think I'm...
Tr3yW@y🌈🔫
Bored Person LOL
“i peed in the closet at the doctor”
i peed in a storage room at the mall
How did that happen?
WTF
You savage
Lol
I pee in the storage room at school -w- The plant manager left it open and it was a dare xD
I peed in a car at the supermarket.... I say "a car" and not "my car" because I don't remember if it was mine or not... shit happens
Billie's just so cute I can't handle it-