This is how I accept fawning over morally bad characters. No denial, no excuses, just “oh yeah horrible person and I desire them carnally” we love the self awareness here, go get it girl
@@petloverspy Someone needs to tell this to every Goro Akechi stan ever. Just admit that you're attracted to a literally mind-melting mass-murderer. It's OK.
This man single handledly pooping on the whole birthright-prodigy based society of sorcerors by having no powers, wacking their strongest member and being hella hot while doing so whats not to love?
i mean, isnt it? his whole thing was not being able to use cursed energy and being physically stronger as a result, i dont see why hed just waste that now if you wanna talk about toji having a dumpy and slutty hip to waist ratio...
I want that blazer. I have literally found so many of her outfits and earrings in the wild. I’m not ashamed to say I instantly bought them because of her. But I can’t find that blazer!
Realize that Toji’s lack of cursed energy gives him super human abilities IN ALL REGARDS. That man will dick you down so hard you’ll never be satisfied by anyone else ever again.
HELP I REMEMBER THIS TIKTOK OR YT SHORT THAT SAID if my man not like this i dont want him and underneath it was a text message saying"ill f__k you with a gun to your head and a knife to your throat" im relating to this daddy toji 😫😫😩😩 pls
I’ve never heard of this character, but he looks like if I ever encountered him for three seconds in real life, I’d need three years of therapy just for those three seconds-
Oh thank GOD I'm not the only one with these filthy thoughts about this particular character. I was reading the manga, I haven't even gotten to him in the anime adaptation yet!
This man is the only reason I learnt to draw buff men. I have literally never drawn anything other then twinks and pretty ladies only for this guy to come along and force me to learn so I could doodle him
"Is that a cursed spirit in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?" I mean, it's either that or could be the worm either way. we both know it's big 😂
the monotone adds so much. if there was even a hint of emotion in their voice, it wouldn't be as good. it's like a mix between an advertisement and a warning
I saw this on tiktok while brushing my teeth and promptly spit all over my mirror. I sent it to a friend who apparently wheezed so hard she had to sit down XD
He could through me away in the trash of depression and despair (that's how I would feel when he leaves) and I would be just be happy he even glanced at me
Knowing cold and ruthless he is makes seeing him with Megumi's mum (his dead wife, rip) so much better/ painful. He could have continued being that happy
That blazer is giving me Sleeping Beauty vibes and I’m obsessed with it. I am not one to wear pink, usually, but I want that so bad. Also, your the best as usual you never fail to make me smile.
Pfft- "ABSent father"
I actually started cackling @ that
this is the one that hit me the most hahaha
Gurl I-- 💀
That was funny! 😂😂😂💀
LMAOOO
Literally did not defend him at all, said he will actually kill you, and still said she would do it. I respect that.
This is how I accept fawning over morally bad characters. No denial, no excuses, just “oh yeah horrible person and I desire them carnally” we love the self awareness here, go get it girl
@@petloverspy Someone needs to tell this to every Goro Akechi stan ever. Just admit that you're attracted to a literally mind-melting mass-murderer. It's OK.
"I can fix him." ❌
"I don't care if he ruins me." ✅
@@jasonblalock4429 Indeed I would let him melt my mind.
@@xelith6157 Hey, no judgment. My secret evil anime crush is Junko Enoshima so I feel you.
I love how Toji has 5 seconds of screen time yet the entire community adores this man.
The community adores him *almost* as much as Gege😂
This man single handledly pooping on the whole birthright-prodigy based society of sorcerors by having no powers, wacking their strongest member and being hella hot while doing so whats not to love?
He has more later down the line but still I understand and agree lmao
Nobody:
Animators:
Trust us Toji being totally buff is crucial for the plot
Edit 1: OMG THANKS FOR TGE LIKES❤️❤️❤️
HERE IS YOUR VALIDATION
i mean, isnt it?
his whole thing was not being able to use cursed energy and being physically stronger as a result, i dont see why hed just waste that
now if you wanna talk about toji having a dumpy and slutty hip to waist ratio...
It wasnt the animator's decision...
It was Gege's
I'm pretty sure achieving a divine body that triumphs even the soul would make you a little bit buff...maybe
Animators: trust us, nanami being buff and pulling a blond twink's ponytail is crucial to the story line.
Finally, someone who says they want to bone a scumbag villain without trying to defend him or saying they can fix him.
I don't want to fix him, I want him to break me.
😂@@c.jaidewatts2292
Dunno about scumbag really tbh. He's more just a hired gun
Yeah, i'm not questioning morality, i'm just down bad.
Also a Dabi from MHA fan and in both cases I am not trying to fix him here for a good time not a long time haha
ok but can we talk about the blazer??? it kicks ass
especially with the disco ball earrings!!
I need one
Trans colors🏳️⚧️
i need an entire list of links to those Accessoires istg
I want that blazer. I have literally found so many of her outfits and earrings in the wild. I’m not ashamed to say I instantly bought them because of her. But I can’t find that blazer!
Realize that Toji’s lack of cursed energy gives him super human abilities IN ALL REGARDS. That man will dick you down so hard you’ll never be satisfied by anyone else ever again.
Won’t walk right for weeks lol
Assuming you won’t be permanently injured in some way
@@makotoyuki345😂
So, what's your pfp about? It's so similar.
@@makotoyuki345 even better
✨️"Clean up on aisle me"✨️
😭
didn't get that one 😅
But is my therapist brave enough? 🤭
diane will be fine
sameee
Mine sure aint
Me: Hypothetically, does he still need to blow a hole in my head when my head already has a warm hole he can blow into?
Therapist: 📝
@@69.YukkXD mine either
lmao this is my favourite episode in this series "this guy invented grey sweatpants"
Lol
HELP I REMEMBER THIS TIKTOK OR YT SHORT THAT SAID if my man not like this i dont want him and underneath it was a text message saying"ill f__k you with a gun to your head and a knife to your throat" im relating to this daddy toji 😫😫😩😩 pls
“This man invented grey sweatpants”. If you are going to quite the video, do it right.
@@UltraThunder007 ☝️🤓
@@UltraThunder007 if ur gonna be a nerd, spell "quote" right
"for the right price, he WILL blow your brains out." LMFAO
how much 🙂
/hj
toji really needs that discount too
lmfao, they really do be attracted to the most bum ass mofos
"Clean up on aisle me". Lmfao
Favorite line 🤣
i feel that
@@Breexbloodlust¿owo???
I'm definitely stealing that
@@mattweeks152 me to
Six pack absent father is maybe one of the greatest puns I've ever heard
ABSent*
"I can make him better"? No
He can make me worse...MUCH worse. XD
He would ask you to pay him 😂
and she would
@@dietotaku I mean who wouldn't 🤭😏
I would pay him and say thank you, sir after we're done
She’s so real for this
I know right
you don't have to wonder if he'd still love you if you were a worm
Alright that's it you win best comment 😂
underrated
"ABSent father" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The delivery on this whole presentation is outstanding. 10/10
I swear this is one of my favorite series
Shes cute af
@@Kenworth4020 she is
"For the right price he will blow your brains out"
Riko: 💀
💁🏻♀️🔫
☠️💥🔫
WILDDD
"ABEsent father" freaking killed me lol
"We're gonna need a cleanup on aisle me" 😂😂I'm dying
I’ve never heard of this character, but he looks like if I ever encountered him for three seconds in real life, I’d need three years of therapy just for those three seconds-
All I'll say about him is, he's built different and can kick a truck like soccer ball.
It's from Jujutsu Kaisen
ngl u r right lmao, he IS THE DEADBEAT DADDY LMAO
Yup he is literally a walking "tell me you have daddy issues without saying I have daddy issues" and yes I want this ❤
Same. There are few thousand people agree with you.
I was NOT expecting Toji. I am so glad I was at home because when I tell you I FELL
😂 fr
"...actually leave you and never think of you again. "😂
I'll just be wearing this "Caution! slippery when wet" sandwich board as my evening attire.
lol
I'm imagining it written out in classy, old-timey letters. Perfect for the evening.
Your hair and the blazer combo looks literally like perfection
Didn’t think the cotton candy color scheme could work so well like this but proved me so very wrong
Toji is my ultimate favorite animated daddy
That’s disturbing…
*"WE'RE GONNA NEED A CLEAN UP ON AISLE ME"*
you are my hero
"Six pack ABSent father" is fucking phenomenal humor. 10/10
Hes the father you never had, again
He actually has the same dub voice as another Bungo Stray Dogs daddy. Chuuya Nakahara 🛐🛐
The Japanese voice is DIO
THIS MAN IS THE HOTTEST MAN AND THERE IS NO ONE THAT CAN REPLACE HIM ON THE TOP FOR NOW
How could you explain the fanbase and his story so gracefully
Loving the revival of this classic series!
Who cares anyway. But I made a video about a girl dylng and she was crying in pain(try not to Laugh video).. ❤
Oh thank GOD I'm not the only one with these filthy thoughts about this particular character. I was reading the manga, I haven't even gotten to him in the anime adaptation yet!
Not the hotel lobby music in the back ground✋😭
Honestly, same. Pls, someone call him, I just need one night 😭❤️
The lesbian flag in your pfp makes this extra funny lmao
@@Imthepurehoney Or, you know, bi.
Just one 🥵😭😭
And you will only get one.
@@ZeroOhClock There's also a Non-Binary flag too.
This man is the only reason I learnt to draw buff men. I have literally never drawn anything other then twinks and pretty ladies only for this guy to come along and force me to learn so I could doodle him
Holy shit thqt introduction sentence was unexpected in both wording and delivery, I'm wheezing.
It immediately went to toji 😂😂😂
I’m quietly spazzing and gasping for air on the floor in the hallway right now
I’m getting flashbacks already
This is by far, one of my very favorite RUclips psychopaths. Perfection. No notes.
I missed this series!! (Love the cotton candy look!!)
Please never ever end this series. Watched all of them, and then again and now I’m off to watch them a third time.
"Is that a cursed spirit in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?"
I mean, it's either that or could be the worm either way. we both know it's big 😂
The worm can watch idc, i just need him
she is saying it in the most calm way 🤣🤣
Ever since i read the manga when the first season came out, ive been waiting WAITING for these kinds of videos about him
Lmao she is such a gem. What makes it even better is the fact she didn't blink even once 😂
Holy shit I had to rewatch to confirm, you are CORRECT 😂
BRO, I almost died with how much I related to all of this 😭 Toji is so father, but, like, an irresponsible one-
I mean, he did ONE thing right for Megumi. Got Gojo to keep him from the Zenin family. 😂
MORE JJK MEN ON THIS SERIES PLEASE 😭😭
First there was Nanami and now Toji . I can see a pure Dilf enjoyer ❤
the monotone adds so much. if there was even a hint of emotion in their voice, it wouldn't be as good. it's like a mix between an advertisement and a warning
OUR QUEEN IS BACK. SHE HAS RETURNED
"Cleanup on aisle me"... I can relate 😅
Yoo why did this crack me up so much
I can’t b r e a t h e
I like this segment😅
The title of this series is a goldmine for anyone interested in psychoanalysis.
This is the most relatable video I’ve seen all day tbh. 🥰🥰
"Clean up on aisle me....." Same girl, same. 😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
I saw this on tiktok while brushing my teeth and promptly spit all over my mirror. I sent it to a friend who apparently wheezed so hard she had to sit down XD
I couldn't sit down after a night with this stud of an animated man 😂
It's been a while since I've seen this skit. Miss it
I looked down at my phone so fast when I heard ‘Toji Fushijuro’
The way I SCREAMED when Toji showed on screen 😂thank you! Someone gets it!
That dry delivery... *chef's kiss*
STANZI IS SPEAKING STRAIGHT FACTS.🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
He’s somehow my favourite JJK character despite having so few appearances. He’s just that badass.
Man I didn’t realize how much I missed this series 💀
That opening sentence had me laughing and subscribing literally in seconds 🤣
IVE WAITED 2 YEARS FOR THIS IM SO HAPPY
Finally, some relatable content on this platform
Lord only knows what he gonna do with that worm 🐛💀
THANK YOU SO MUCH I WANTED THIS I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE TOJI
I knew it was Toji mid-title. No other anime man in recent history has come close to this man's swagger.
Bruuuh I felt every word of this
The fact that you can say this all with a straight face. The immense amount of props that I give you
YESSSSSS I WAS HOPING FOR THIS ONE
'clean up on aisle me' is just *Muah!* Chef's kiss.
He could through me away in the trash of depression and despair (that's how I would feel when he leaves) and I would be just be happy he even glanced at me
Yesss She’s bringing these back! They’re too funny😭😂😂
I hope this series continues long enough for Elmer Fudd to get some action
“We’re gonna need a cleanup on aisle me” 😂😂😂😂 I’m gonna use that
Aw yay I missed this series!
This is what I actually mean when I say I like a character
I didn't expect this but what a treat, I'll give Toji a call!
Not the cursed baby daddy 😂
If he had a domain expansion, it'd be leaving for milk
Knowing cold and ruthless he is makes seeing him with Megumi's mum (his dead wife, rip) so much better/ painful. He could have continued being that happy
"Aisle Me" took me all the way tf OUT
This was too good. Keep it up.
The intro alone omg 💀
Queen spitting facts again🥰
Glad to see Gege making YT shorts
Best video yet!!!
That blazer is giving me Sleeping Beauty vibes and I’m obsessed with it. I am not one to wear pink, usually, but I want that so bad.
Also, your the best as usual you never fail to make me smile.
Ok but the gray sweatpants are soo real 😭