Wild Animals with Dave Salmoni & Andy Samberg

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @radhikaved4264
    @radhikaved4264 4 года назад +7673

    Dave is so passionate. He just loves to talk about the animals and make people familiar with them, its lovely.

    • @gmailfarmer2779
      @gmailfarmer2779 4 года назад +112

      Having to explain to Jimmy that "everything with a mouth, will bite" is painful.

    • @pasargad5823
      @pasargad5823 4 года назад +17

      He was born to do this you can tell

    • @thatguyalan5370
      @thatguyalan5370 4 года назад +21

      Yeah I love this dude, he’s awesome

    • @leohernandez9203
      @leohernandez9203 4 года назад +2

      Fr Fr

    • @surajkhonde19
      @surajkhonde19 4 года назад +13

      He made me attract towards animals

  • @qmoorman
    @qmoorman 5 лет назад +11869

    They're holding the chain as if there's anything they could do to stop the buffalo from charging

    • @easy-e8540
      @easy-e8540 5 лет назад +233

      Lmao😁😂

    • @SuperZalzala
      @SuperZalzala 5 лет назад +927

      It's not meant to control an angry bison but to lead the way, to recorrect myself it's not a wild bison but a hand fed one...

    • @josuelopez3308
      @josuelopez3308 5 лет назад +275

      Human animals need the ilusion of control

    • @avarma6313
      @avarma6313 5 лет назад +176

      i am pretty sure these animals are very well fed before they come to the show

    • @eliasmontoya7515
      @eliasmontoya7515 5 лет назад +154

      I dont know about bison but if youve ever tethered a horse to anything, they (for the most part) assume that the object is immovable. Im not sure if immovable is the right word (they're just kind of stupid), but a well trained grazer usually doesnt break from their tether unless theyre scared

  • @Trielectify
    @Trielectify 4 года назад +5588

    The fake "being scared of everything" is overshadowed by the real fear when the bison comes out. you can see the difference in their body language and how tense they are

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 4 года назад +47

      It's not fake, you're just an idiot.

    • @akanetando
      @akanetando 4 года назад +93

      Clearly fake, idiot!

    • @m.a.3322
      @m.a.3322 4 года назад +433

      Ikr? I noticed that too. The fake fear is exaggerated and the real fear made everyone kinda go silent & do what they were told.

    • @wusscake
      @wusscake 4 года назад +296

      I would say it's more of an obvious fear. People think as long as they keep their distance from smaller dangerous things, they'll be safe. Large ones that can chase you down, even the average idiot knows to shut up and listen to the expert.

    • @newnepal2072
      @newnepal2072 4 года назад +107

      It's mild anxiety vs morbid fear

  • @gatlu2law756
    @gatlu2law756 3 года назад +3180

    That kangaroo should be named "Terry", u know cause Terry loves yogurt.

  • @Sitting_leaves
    @Sitting_leaves 5 лет назад +1591

    I LOVE Andy for telling the people to stop clapping.

    • @kikimo5558
      @kikimo5558 4 года назад +40

      yup this guy KNOWS and i love it

    • @cosimomartina6621
      @cosimomartina6621 4 года назад +31

      Should not have done that, the eagle got angry

    • @danielwalker26
      @danielwalker26 4 года назад +19

      And for pointing out the nards.

    • @constructionninja3999
      @constructionninja3999 4 года назад +15

      @@cosimomartina6621 Yeah the hand gestures made it feel threatened. It was pretty obvious that it triggered his defence mode lol

  • @chimichim2551
    @chimichim2551 5 лет назад +10633

    I want a talk show where Dave Salmoni shows us animals and goes on talking UNINTERRUPTED !

    • @IWillHarvestYourToes
      @IWillHarvestYourToes 5 лет назад +94

      YES.

    • @shevahauser1780
      @shevahauser1780 5 лет назад +60

      I'd watch that so hard

    • @pauldavis1583
      @pauldavis1583 4 года назад +260

      Just watch national geographic where animals are filmed in their natural environment. Wild animals dont belong on a talk show.

    • @eldagalindo9656
      @eldagalindo9656 4 года назад +104

      Very true! Annoying that Kimmel keeps interrupting Dave 🙄

    • @macflod
      @macflod 4 года назад +82

      These talk show hosts are used to it all being about them and their humour making the show! Its not in their nature to be quiet unfortunately.
      its so annoying! They always act scared and make stupid jokes

  • @dnnhtm3435
    @dnnhtm3435 5 лет назад +1381

    1:35 “He loves his yogurt”
    Is that kangaroo Terry?

  • @Gator87
    @Gator87 3 года назад +476

    The fact that if that bison wanted to run loose there is nothing anyone could've done to stop it is amusing to me lol

    • @delightk
      @delightk Год назад +11

      But that's the thing, humans cracked the bison. We know they can't run now. In this case, humans have already done something to stop it in the first place

    • @aririn7114
      @aririn7114 Год назад +7

      ​@@delightk You just believe that you "know" they can't run, that is why you are in danger, because anything can happen anytime!!!

    • @Lord_SQUIDIOUS
      @Lord_SQUIDIOUS 2 месяца назад

      @@delightkthe conspiracy is insane😭

  • @laila1989ism
    @laila1989ism 5 лет назад +763

    That bison was chill af. He just showed a small reaction when the audience clapped but other than that these animals were so calm i love it ❤️

    • @theboyscout0156
      @theboyscout0156 5 лет назад +19

      I think it’s one of those things where he knows he can do damage but he Just doesn’t care

    • @SunnySide388
      @SunnySide388 5 лет назад +36

      laila1989ism
      He's probably been injected with so many drugs to be that chill on stage. No way would they bring a full Buffalo unsedated

    • @ElNightmareYT
      @ElNightmareYT 5 лет назад +13

      @@SunnySide388 Don't know, don't talk. All of the animals brought by this fella receive top tier treatment.

    • @SunnySide388
      @SunnySide388 5 лет назад +14

      @@ElNightmareYT
      "don't know, don't talk"
      Could say the same to you pal. I doubt you personally know him and see what goes on backstage.

    • @heyheyheyheyheyhey76
      @heyheyheyheyheyhey76 5 лет назад

      What's he doing on that rope though... they'd have their work cut out for them if he decided to charge haha.

  • @uwuskyeee385
    @uwuskyeee385 5 лет назад +5985

    *dave starts saying something interesting* jimmy interrupts him *dave changes the sentence* 🥺

    • @shevahauser1780
      @shevahauser1780 5 лет назад +118

      Ikr, I want to learn too!

    • @CanIgetsubscriberswithvi-ol9be
      @CanIgetsubscriberswithvi-ol9be 4 года назад +34

      Sheva Hauser then go to National Geographic

    • @Shsy7573
      @Shsy7573 4 года назад +7

      Can I get 50 subscribers with 4 videos? Ya well it’s still kinda rude.

    • @Sone_ki_chidie
      @Sone_ki_chidie 4 года назад +67

      Yeah I watched 3 videos just now, and hes doing that in all of them. He interrupts him everytime

    • @themanofthehour5665
      @themanofthehour5665 4 года назад +11

      So much disruption. Let him speak bruh

  • @Cloverdb
    @Cloverdb 8 лет назад +4105

    Wow, buffalos are so beautiful. Their eyes look so kind.

    • @shatifan_the_slime4445
      @shatifan_the_slime4445 7 лет назад +140

      Clover they remind me of Appa from avatar the legend of aang

    • @THEE.apples
      @THEE.apples 7 лет назад +81

      It's an American Bison.

    • @ppalavichkoo
      @ppalavichkoo 7 лет назад +48

      They are kind as long as they don't charge at stuff :D

    • @rinphod4442
      @rinphod4442 7 лет назад +10

      Zedrick Reyes Somehow Appa is cuter

    • @dontlookback5910
      @dontlookback5910 7 лет назад +6

      Clover i dont think it beautiful but i think you beautiful😍

  • @Aussie_Stitch
    @Aussie_Stitch 3 года назад +2036

    It bugs me that they keep talking over him when he's giving animal facts. I'd actually like to hear what he has to say.

    • @Instead2
      @Instead2 3 года назад +4

      Show me the time stamp where he interrupted Because he didn’t exactly

    • @Aussie_Stitch
      @Aussie_Stitch 3 года назад +77

      @@Instead2 multiple times. When he gave facts he couldn't finish any of them because they'd talk over him and he'd be cut off mid sentence

    • @Instead2
      @Instead2 3 года назад +1

      @@Aussie_Stitch put a time stamp then

    • @Instead2
      @Instead2 3 года назад +2

      @@Aussie_Stitch Exactly that’s what I thought

    • @Aussie_Stitch
      @Aussie_Stitch 3 года назад +36

      @@Instead2 I was at work numbnuts. Just because I don't answer immediately doesn't make you right. Now instead of asking for someone to hold your hand and being unnecessarily aggressive about a comment on a RUclips video how about you be an adult and watch the video for yourself. Dickhead

  • @misschievous4850
    @misschievous4850 4 года назад +478

    3:40 when Jimmy was about to insult it. * Eagle gives him death stare * Jimmy: “Wow, hi.” 😂

    • @B1oodrose
      @B1oodrose 4 года назад +2

      😂😂

    • @Kilathasaurus
      @Kilathasaurus 3 года назад +16

      Eagle: I give you 1 second to not say that word

  • @NightWolf3342
    @NightWolf3342 5 лет назад +3883

    I feel Andy was like terrified but tried hard to looks fine.

    • @chloesoh3757
      @chloesoh3757 4 года назад +45

      THANK YOU WHY IS NO OME TALKING ABOUT THIS

    • @ANTHONYL-ed5to
      @ANTHONYL-ed5to 4 года назад +62

      Just look at his face, it’s hilarious 😂

    • @rvaugh230
      @rvaugh230 4 года назад +14

      Yea man, that's kind of his schtick. Where have you been for the past decade?

    • @highandtight5544
      @highandtight5544 4 года назад +23

      Yeah that was the most off script I've EVER seen him. Like with that eagle I was staring at his reaction the whole time.

    • @johancakep
      @johancakep 4 года назад +15

      Actually that's his genuine terrified face. LOL

  • @nickeh-7906
    @nickeh-7906 4 года назад +2589

    "Now one thing not everyone understands about these anima....." "WELL THANKS FOR COMING ON THE SHOW GOODBYE"

  • @babidavi6910
    @babidavi6910 4 года назад +547

    Andy was so quiet here, he must have been shook. 😂
    And no matter what kinda animal they have on that stage, the audience will always clap like a bunch of seals in a circus.

    • @sajayd
      @sajayd 3 года назад +10

      4:37 Andy was about to get murdered by that bird

    • @georgiakay3127
      @georgiakay3127 3 года назад +2

      They probably use placards

    • @gedjones5977
      @gedjones5977 3 года назад +3

      Yeah well it is an American audience Bro!

  • @hyacinthdibley2420
    @hyacinthdibley2420 7 лет назад +1187

    6:57 I wanted to know this other "fun think about..."
    THEY ALWAYS BLOODY INTERRUPT! AHHHHHH.
    Why invite them when you don't let them talk?

    • @bambioncrackk
      @bambioncrackk 6 лет назад +45

      IKK! SO ANNOYING! I swear i think he didn't even get to finish a sentence!

    • @mikhaildabreo6983
      @mikhaildabreo6983 5 лет назад +50

      Dave doesn't get the respect he deserves

    • @joaocastro2397
      @joaocastro2397 5 лет назад +8

      I think he says that they're great swimmers... I think that's what he's trying to say.

    • @shadapakap
      @shadapakap 5 лет назад +2

      Watch Dave's animal show if you want to learn more about these animals. This is purely for promotional purposes. Stop whining.

    • @bendavis9524
      @bendavis9524 5 лет назад +11

      @@shadapakap it's called courtesy letting someone speak instead of talking over them.

  • @TheNeilBernardShow
    @TheNeilBernardShow 8 лет назад +1681

    I would have bent down and stared at that Buffalo right in the eye whispering "Everything will be ok. You are now a famous Buffalo and all of your Buffalo friends will envy you."

  • @haydenhunt8493
    @haydenhunt8493 5 лет назад +4817

    let him talk jimmy. It’s disrespectful to him he’s just trying to teach u and everyone else

    • @magetaaaaaa
      @magetaaaaaa 4 года назад +101

      Pretty much all news and entertainment are like this now. If you watch interviews from 20+ years ago, they were respectful and took turns talking. Now it just seems like everyone tries to talk over each other constantly. The internet has brought great things, but it has also stunted us significantly. People cannot pay attention for more than a couple of minutes, due to the instant gratification of the internet. The TV stations know this and they staff people who have over the top, loud personalities to provide a constant stream of entertainment. The shows from twenty years ago would bore modern audiences.

    • @PolarJs
      @PolarJs 4 года назад +9

      Ooh ooh I have one shut up

    • @human.yoohoo4646
      @human.yoohoo4646 4 года назад +7

      @@magetaaaaaa I totally agree and it makes watching most live tv/interviews painful. But I wonder also how this has affected how these shows are edited?

    • @human.yoohoo4646
      @human.yoohoo4646 4 года назад +3

      at least just before the commercial break

    • @castro2789
      @castro2789 4 года назад +5

      i think its more because hes he's insanely nervous. With most the animals brought onto the show he rambles on more than usual. A nervous tick i guess

  • @nathanslay6342
    @nathanslay6342 3 года назад +4077

    Does anybody else find it frustrating that Jimmy doesn’t seem to have any respect for these awesome animals?! I love animals so it makes me sad

    • @wytstar
      @wytstar 3 года назад +308

      I think he has plenty, but they are scary at times and there’s a lot of stuff to handle given that he has a show to run, so his gratefulness doesn’t really get to show.

    • @nathanslay6342
      @nathanslay6342 3 года назад +147

      @@wytstar but he keeps interrupting Dave.

    • @harrygreb3457
      @harrygreb3457 3 года назад +69

      I’d love to be in Jimmy’s place during these segments.

    • @nathanslay6342
      @nathanslay6342 3 года назад +11

      @@harrygreb3457 me too!

    • @bricesonloving2702
      @bricesonloving2702 3 года назад +70

      @@nathanslay6342 his job is to tell jokes

  • @Testiculatorz
    @Testiculatorz 5 лет назад +1925

    "anything with a mouth bites" about time this was taught in schools

    • @zevo9314
      @zevo9314 5 лет назад +21

      people assume domesticated means incapable of biting. while it may mean less likely to bite, it can still bite if provoked. and none of the animals he brings are domesticated lol so there's always that full risk

    • @fishlady7930
      @fishlady7930 5 лет назад +7

      @@zevo9314 I have to say this line at least once a day at my job, work with animals, and it is amazing how many adults cannot grasp this idea. Some things will hurt more then others but the key is not to be smart enough to realize sometimes just leave the animals alone or simply not meant to be handled for this basic reason.

    • @zakiry8634
      @zakiry8634 5 лет назад +1

      @@zevo9314 no one thinks that, no one's thinks like cats, dogs, birds etc won't bite

    • @Jurkyification
      @Jurkyification 5 лет назад +1

      @Beloved Truth I once almost got my head bitten off while just standing close to a horse when i was like 4 years old.

    • @stefthorman8548
      @stefthorman8548 5 лет назад +1

      @@Jurkyification horse was probably just licking you, they eat grass

  • @adithyasharma3264
    @adithyasharma3264 5 лет назад +2014

    Dave: The interesting thing you need to know about this animal is...
    Jimmy: Interrupts with a lame joke

    • @wolfy4734
      @wolfy4734 5 лет назад +47

      Ikr, so anooying..

    • @crystalheart9
      @crystalheart9 5 лет назад +25

      I know it has to be all him, he can't focus on the amazing animal.

    • @mysticnuke5296
      @mysticnuke5296 5 лет назад +15

      Audience: Bwahahahahahahahahaah

    • @rsgpelos9954
      @rsgpelos9954 5 лет назад +1

      Time stamp?

    • @itllBuffGaming
      @itllBuffGaming 5 лет назад +1

      OTX PXEXLXO around 7:00 right at the end

  • @erinjustice3599
    @erinjustice3599 6 лет назад +904

    5:57
    Jimmy: I mean u no harm
    Bison: U can't do me harm, b*tch

    • @chrisschannel2004
      @chrisschannel2004 5 лет назад +4

      Wayyyyyy off on the timestamp buddy.

    • @AmbyJeans
      @AmbyJeans 5 лет назад +5

      Chris's Channel
      It's more like 5:47

    • @shanilkalohitha7303
      @shanilkalohitha7303 5 лет назад

      Thats untill he point out his hand gun

    • @jonathanschaffer2594
      @jonathanschaffer2594 5 лет назад

      ultimate end I don’t think a handgun can take down a bison. Especially one of that... caliber.

    • @heyheyheyheyheyhey76
      @heyheyheyheyheyhey76 5 лет назад +2

      I can't get past that bison being tethered to a rope haha. No man power would be a match if he started to charge haha.

  • @fengshuimma9160
    @fengshuimma9160 3 года назад +171

    The eagle is like “Where’s that lizard at”

  • @VeNoMS4
    @VeNoMS4 5 лет назад +4717

    Jimmy! Stop interrupting Dave so much. This can't be said enough times!

    • @williamhubbard4945
      @williamhubbard4945 5 лет назад +30

      James C Issa talk show go back to discovery channel

    • @Jiteko
      @Jiteko 5 лет назад +59

      William Ballenger yes, you let people talk on a talk show. Do you not think it's rude to constantly interrupt someone?

    • @heyheyheyheyheyhey76
      @heyheyheyheyheyhey76 5 лет назад +6

      Can we talk about the rope tethered to that bison. In all honesty it definitely wouldn't be able to do that much if he got angry and started to charge haha...

    • @AF-dz4ty
      @AF-dz4ty 5 лет назад +1

      Its his show though lol.

    • @choccmilk
      @choccmilk 5 лет назад +23

      @@williamhubbard4945
      The guy was brought onto the show to teach about animals, not to be interrupted. They should let him serve his purpose. He's there for a reason.

  • @billymidnight5911
    @billymidnight5911 6 лет назад +574

    Tries too be nice:
    "Would you like to feed him?"
    "No!"
    "You would!?"

  • @mariana4gymnastics
    @mariana4gymnastics 8 лет назад +3221

    i love these three together! too bad dave couldn't finish some of his thoughts… still amazing

    • @snake6706
      @snake6706 8 лет назад +107

      Cuz he keeps being interrupted...

    • @ajithrajaful
      @ajithrajaful 8 лет назад +38

      +Esdras Manrique Conan lets them finish most of their thoughts and he isn't scared. He's the best one for animals

    • @1985cactus
      @1985cactus 8 лет назад +6

      Conan? Are you kidding? Only one that let them talk about the animals was Letterman.

    • @ajithrajaful
      @ajithrajaful 8 лет назад +1

      1985cactus idk I havent watched any of em in a long time, i just went off what I could remember. But i think Conan was one of the few that actually engaged the animals and wanted to know more about them.

    • @1985cactus
      @1985cactus 8 лет назад +12

      Ajith Raja
      Yeah, he isn't scared of the animals like this pussy Jimmy, but he interrupts the animal guy all the time.

  • @Noorullah1
    @Noorullah1 2 года назад +84

    The audience just applaud in amazement as Dave brings in the buffalo like its a legendary creature. They are legendary to be honest.

  • @VidralliaArchives
    @VidralliaArchives 6 лет назад +1915

    "This guy actually rivals--," *interrupted again*
    Me: "He rivals what? HE RIVALS WHAT?? "

    • @jyoster6447
      @jyoster6447 5 лет назад +85

      I felt the same way. Just let the man talk...

    • @TONOCLAY
      @TONOCLAY 5 лет назад +173

      "What people don't actually realise about such large animals is....." *interrupted*

    • @justincaseyfeltersnatch6309
      @justincaseyfeltersnatch6309 5 лет назад +11

      VidralliaArchives the bald eagle

    • @jeremyjdl713
      @jeremyjdl713 5 лет назад +18

      ...Bald eagles in size. I think that’s what he was going to say. Bald eagles are the largest (I think) raptor in North America if you don’t count the Harpy eagles that make it to Southern Mexico. Mexico being in North America and Harpy eagles being the largest raptors.

    • @alexnavarra9007
      @alexnavarra9007 5 лет назад +5

      VidralliaArchives And I still didn’t get to hear the answer for why the chameleon was called “Panther Chameleon”

  • @weirdo0168
    @weirdo0168 4 года назад +812

    6:05 “The girls don’t like them because they are too aggressive”
    *Proceeds to cutely try to lick his hand

    • @devanshvajpeyee8440
      @devanshvajpeyee8440 3 года назад +33

      🥺 cute, isn't it?? It's face is so innocent and cute!!

    • @dg.262
      @dg.262 3 года назад +7

      WOW. HOW LOVELY.
      I LIVE BIRDS AND HAVE ONE.
      THEY ARE TINY DINOSAURS...🦕🦖🐦

  • @jaguarwarrior8171
    @jaguarwarrior8171 8 лет назад +1697

    It was rude of Kimmel to not offer that kangaroo a wet wipe after it got yogurt all over its hands.

    • @Marqueeshutdown
      @Marqueeshutdown 8 лет назад +78

      "Subscribe, and if you don't, this kangaroo will have yogurt on his hands, forever"

    • @cas4040
      @cas4040 8 лет назад +247

      I felt bad that he dragged him off and he was still trying to eat his yogurt he was so excited about.

    • @kaykay-kd8rn
      @kaykay-kd8rn 7 лет назад +2

      Hahaha

  • @mike_oe
    @mike_oe 2 года назад +6

    5:27 "I thought it would be bigger" hahahahahaha 😂😂

  • @tori7040
    @tori7040 7 лет назад +519

    Terry loves his yogurt

  • @sheepishgoat5599
    @sheepishgoat5599 5 лет назад +4300

    Permission to throw Jimmy off the stage and bring a host that actually likes or at least respects animals?

    • @iziddl
      @iziddl 5 лет назад +109

      Then bring Jimmy Fallon. He is incredible!

    • @IWillHarvestYourToes
      @IWillHarvestYourToes 5 лет назад +170

      @@iziddl A sentence that have never been uttered by a human before now...

    • @anupambaglari
      @anupambaglari 5 лет назад +138

      Conan is great with animals, he does fear some of them but thats more like respect fear, I mean who wouldn't be afraid of a croc

    • @kali.9255
      @kali.9255 4 года назад +45

      watch jimmy fallon with robert irwin. so much better

    • @ladytamaraofficial9631
      @ladytamaraofficial9631 4 года назад +28

      Jimmy is just a little scared. If they brought a buffalo in front of you I bet you'd pass out so back off, ok? Everybody is afraid of something and if you can't accept that then don't watch Jimmy Kimmel's videos and ruin them for people who actually enjoy them.
      Thank you.

  • @azmagaref
    @azmagaref 7 лет назад +482

    Funny how he's holding the bison with one hand on a chain, as if that thing can be stopped if it decided to charge and thrash the whole studio.

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 5 лет назад +94

      WAKEUP!! Yeah it’s obviously not meant to hold him back, it’s just meant to help guide him around, so that he doesn’t just go walking where ever he wants.

    • @shadapakap
      @shadapakap 5 лет назад +34

      Where the hell are you supposed to hold onto the bison then? On its horn?

    • @JohnSmith-cv5pj
      @JohnSmith-cv5pj 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah, It looked crazy and not safe at all.

    • @patrickobrien5311
      @patrickobrien5311 5 лет назад +3

      Yea I don't think they thought it would stop him charging but he's clearly a domestic bison and likely wouldn't do that. Just needs a harness you be guided like a horse or cattle.

    • @PlutozReal
      @PlutozReal 5 лет назад +8

      @@JohnSmith-cv5pj a bison like this probably has a trailer that it considers it's safe space. Being a herd animal if it freaked out they probably had a bunch of handlers behind the camera that would guide it back to its trailer.
      College by where I grew up the mascot is a buffalo, and they have a buffalo that runs around the field before football games. Once turned loose it would naturally do its lap and then run right into its trailer.

  • @jacklevy7604
    @jacklevy7604 Год назад +18

    How can someone be terrified of a chameleon? They’re so sweet!

  • @antoinetteg6526
    @antoinetteg6526 8 лет назад +495

    The bison started licking that guys hand and my heart melted😩😭❤

    • @damirbaj
      @damirbaj 6 лет назад +4

      yes, it was doing that, so he would release him from the chains.

    • @jasonzimmer7478
      @jasonzimmer7478 6 лет назад +1

      😂 You’re neurotic as hell
      EDIT: Nevermind, just cried.

    • @orpheus3329
      @orpheus3329 6 лет назад +2

      Booyakasha

    • @Deviant69
      @Deviant69 6 лет назад +1

      i'd lick his hand too lol

  • @sastaassh1112
    @sastaassh1112 4 года назад +1318

    Why do u even bother to invite guests if u won't let them speak.

    • @mikerivers695
      @mikerivers695 4 года назад +25

      that is why Matt D wants his ass off the show

    • @marouanedjouamaa6837
      @marouanedjouamaa6837 4 года назад +18

      The point is Just to see the animals and make jokes about it, this is not an educational show ffs, go watch discovery channel if u want to hear facts about animals, the hole point is comedy , why can't u people get it ?

    • @Shsy7573
      @Shsy7573 4 года назад +51

      Marouane Djouamaa but that’s doesn’t mean u cat them off, not listen, and interrupt them. He’s an interviewer, one of the worst traits for an interviewer to have is if they are constantly cutting off the person they have there on the show. U should never interrupt your interviewee, because if make s them feel as though you really don’t care, and it makes them feel insignificant. I learned this in junior high for crying out loud! It’s rude.

    • @SantinoS_
      @SantinoS_ 3 года назад +2

      @@marouanedjouamaa6837 the point isn't to bring someone onto the show, interupt them and make fun of animals 🤦‍♂️ + plus can you not spell? you don't know the difference between "whole" and "hole" like wtf 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @moonbalancedd
    @moonbalancedd 10 месяцев назад +2

    5:17 this guy holding the leash and leading like he could possibly hold this creature back if it decided to rampage through the crowd 😂

  • @TigerTigerII
    @TigerTigerII 7 лет назад +354

    "They do bite"
    You can pinpoint this as the exact moment Jimmy's soul leaves his body

  • @DendyJungle
    @DendyJungle 6 лет назад +473

    "girls don't like male buffalos because they're too aggressive" buffalo 🐃 instantly licked the dudes hand like "ignore this nerd. Look how chill I am"

  • @aryamann5878
    @aryamann5878 5 лет назад +313

    whenever somebody insults an animal dave gets upset

  • @rhiaohagan5448
    @rhiaohagan5448 3 года назад +45

    Andy’s reaction to the eagle and chameleon is exactly how I would react it they came near me

  • @AbhishekRaj-vv7dr
    @AbhishekRaj-vv7dr 7 лет назад +3630

    I thought Andy Samberg was being a jerk but he was telling the people not to clap.

    • @권복-s2u
      @권복-s2u 6 лет назад +501

      Abhishek Raj Andy seems like a nice guy. He is canadian, and their culture is known to usually be nicer than americans

    • @julieenslow5915
      @julieenslow5915 6 лет назад +164

      As an American, I know that to be true! lol The thing is, Canada is so nice, we don't mind being called the not so nice relatives, so long as we can still be relatives! If they ever disown us completely it would be a very sad day.

    • @theporcupine9993
      @theporcupine9993 6 лет назад +9

      My comment is irrelevant, but that doesn't mean he is nice.

    • @noddle104
      @noddle104 6 лет назад +72

      He's not canadian

    • @RedMoonCreates
      @RedMoonCreates 6 лет назад +255

      he just wanted the animals not to be stressed out, so he a good guy he smort

  • @RookieAssassin
    @RookieAssassin 8 лет назад +420

    The buffalo was so cute! It was trying to lick Dave's hand aww 💕

    • @RookieAssassin
      @RookieAssassin 8 лет назад +1

      *Bizon :)

    • @Taoufik090
      @Taoufik090 8 лет назад +12

      It's actually spelled "Bison" with an "s" ^^.

    • @RookieAssassin
      @RookieAssassin 8 лет назад

      +Taoufik090 Oh sorry! Thanks! I thought a z cause it's spelled like that in my country :)

    • @Taoufik090
      @Taoufik090 8 лет назад +1

      Amy
      Poland?

    • @drewpeacock3798
      @drewpeacock3798 8 лет назад +1

      +Amy Germany?

  • @PlayerGirl-qs6fz
    @PlayerGirl-qs6fz 4 года назад +190

    When Dave said "He loves his yogurt" at 1:35 I immediately thought about Terry because Terry *LOVES* his yogurt

  • @nebulamber6093
    @nebulamber6093 3 года назад +64

    Andy's face at 3:22 is hilarious!

  • @waterbird91
    @waterbird91 6 лет назад +1688

    Jimmy Kimmel is SO scared of animals that it amazes me. He should be so lucky as to be able to see such breathtaking animals up close when we don't get that. We are stuck going to a zoo just to see these magnificent animals.

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 5 лет назад +48

      anna Last yeah I think he plays up his fear of animals to the extreme, even though it isn’t funny at all

    • @ElectricBass12
      @ElectricBass12 5 лет назад +43

      I know right! I scream internally every time Jimmy or the other guest celebrity says no to holding one of the animals. I would give anything to interact with a kangaroo, a chameleon, or literally any animal Dave brings on the show!!

    • @riripari2042
      @riripari2042 5 лет назад +31

      It's like a running gag for show hosts to invite zoo keepers and animal caretakers only to get scared and try to stay as far away from the animals they bring. A very annoying gag. Like why do the hosts invite them when they know they won't like those animals?

    • @DolchiStudio
      @DolchiStudio 5 лет назад

      yeah wait until you see a buffalo that uses it's head as a battering ram right in front of your face

    • @ammarsiddiqui3602
      @ammarsiddiqui3602 5 лет назад +8

      Exactly. He Is like scared at everything, even a toucan

  • @anom2619
    @anom2619 4 года назад +169

    I love the intro.
    "Jimmy great to see you!"
    "Great to see you dave, how are you?"
    "I am fantastic, this is a red kangaroo!"

  • @AlmasAlamDarunnasiha
    @AlmasAlamDarunnasiha 4 года назад +119

    Dave: Squirt some yogurt on his paws.
    Andy: *(VISIBLE AND AUDIBLE CONFUSION)*

  • @Estefania132
    @Estefania132 5 месяцев назад +1

    4:31 “That would be the most American thing ever, a golden eagle eating a hamburger” all while talking about Mexico’s national bird and coat of arms, confusing a Golden eagle and a Bald eagle. 😂😂😂

  • @leaannjames1
    @leaannjames1 5 лет назад +175

    When do people notice not to clap their hands when there are animals in the room?!

  • @theshermantanker7043
    @theshermantanker7043 4 года назад +28

    6:00 good on him for pointing out. Lots of people don't know that the horns are actually secondary weapons, and the skull is what they truly hit with many times

  • @falsy69
    @falsy69 8 лет назад +769

    A golden eagle eating a hamburger the most American thing ever... Except that it's the bald eagle that is Americas symbol and the golden eagle is the national bird of MEXICO.

    • @bigfan1041
      @bigfan1041 8 лет назад +34

      well whats the difference anymore... bad-um-tish.

    • @NotTheLarryDavid
      @NotTheLarryDavid 8 лет назад +44

      Now try thinking clearly when you have a huge golden eagle right in front of you.

    • @rapidk7307
      @rapidk7307 8 лет назад

      +jaykaykaykay I see what you did there

    • @falsy69
      @falsy69 8 лет назад +16

      +jaykaykaykay indeed. All that's left is a bald eagle with a burrito

    • @beardymcj2026
      @beardymcj2026 8 лет назад +49

      Jesus, even their eagles are crossing the border and stealing jobs from good ol' boy Bald Eagles. That wall needs to be about 500 feet tall. Or... you know, however high Mexican Eagles can fly. They took ur jerb!

  • @piercereid653
    @piercereid653 4 года назад +38

    Imagine bringing a 2,000 pound bison on a talk show
    It would be epic

  • @juliarobinson3350
    @juliarobinson3350 7 лет назад +1527

    5:15 "the one thing you Definitely don't want to do, is walk behind one of these animals"
    *a guy walks behind one of those animals*
    😂😂😂

  • @mehulaggarwal7776
    @mehulaggarwal7776 5 лет назад +815

    Who else wants a talk show of DAVE where he only talks abt the animals and not anything else 😂👍

  • @christophersantos730
    @christophersantos730 5 лет назад +711

    6:20 i feel like no one caught andy saying “redtube” LMAO

    • @only_FANtasy
      @only_FANtasy 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂❤️🏳️‍🌈

    • @sweetmedusa7503
      @sweetmedusa7503 5 лет назад +9

      What's red tube?!

    • @only_FANtasy
      @only_FANtasy 5 лет назад +30

      @@sweetmedusa7503 seriously 😏

    • @sweetmedusa7503
      @sweetmedusa7503 5 лет назад +7

      Am I missing something? I was just curious was all.

    • @only_FANtasy
      @only_FANtasy 5 лет назад +8

      @@sweetmedusa7503 it's famouse site for porn

  • @sambhavjain5544
    @sambhavjain5544 3 года назад +23

    "A Golden Eagle eating a Hamburger, the most American thing ever"
    -Jimmy Kimmel

    • @carlosacosta4007
      @carlosacosta4007 3 года назад

      Bald eagle it's the USA eagle

    • @sambhavjain5544
      @sambhavjain5544 3 года назад

      @@carlosacosta4007 yeah, but when he eats an hamburger, that'll be the next most American thing. Or a beaver drinking beer.

  • @baileylewallen8483
    @baileylewallen8483 6 лет назад +473

    Why are they so scared of these amazing animals!?!?!? I want to hold a chameleon and feed a kangaroo!!!

    • @sigynm5331
      @sigynm5331 5 лет назад +19

      Blackfang Bailey as an Australian, I would just like to say: unless you’re like 9 feet tall, don’t try to feed a kangaroo with nards like those. Also don’t try to feed any kangaroo if there’s one nearby with nards like those.

    • @spillthetea5905
      @spillthetea5905 5 лет назад +3

      @@sigynm5331 Nobody cares

    • @spillthetea5905
      @spillthetea5905 5 лет назад +1

      @Scandalous peach I'm not Chinese

    • @davidvitez1100
      @davidvitez1100 5 лет назад

      its for the Show

    • @m_meg5783
      @m_meg5783 5 лет назад

      I got a chameleon they are so adorable, Jimmy was overreacting

  • @basedbacon1626
    @basedbacon1626 8 лет назад +380

    haha lmfao Andy Samberg: "redtube"

    • @baharmeahey6319
      @baharmeahey6319 8 лет назад +4

      yeah i heard that two

    • @ilovetech
      @ilovetech 8 лет назад +3

      Damn this website will be mad popular now

    • @colbecarlson3680
      @colbecarlson3680 7 лет назад +4

      Whoa, when did he say redtube

    • @rbijimmy
      @rbijimmy 7 лет назад +2

      after the comment about the male buffalos dry humping each other

  • @kellycaaws
    @kellycaaws 7 лет назад +215

    I love this guy, he's not just sexy but he's the most competant animal guy you usually see on these late night shows. Knowledgable and I always buy he's completely comfortable and in control.

    • @deadcool2138
      @deadcool2138 6 лет назад +2

      All for show. Let them all go!!!

    • @Irohdad
      @Irohdad 6 лет назад +7

      darker knight they're mostly rescue animals...if they're let go, they ain't gonna survive in the wild.

    • @Shelleybean3315
      @Shelleybean3315 6 лет назад +1

      Kelly H Not to mention....he looks like Bradley Cooper 😍

    • @uzairjaffer1304
      @uzairjaffer1304 5 лет назад

      Have u not seen Robert Irwin?!

    • @Briody19
      @Briody19 5 лет назад

      Competent? He gave a kangaroo red vines and yoghurt! He’s an imbecile!

  • @yogeshDocumentaryEntertainment
    @yogeshDocumentaryEntertainment 3 года назад +20

    Conan 'actually' loves the animals and is never scared of them. Simply the best.

  • @tracynguyen8885
    @tracynguyen8885 5 лет назад +23

    If I were jimmy , I would be completely happy to see and touch these animals . These animal are real treasures.

  • @ktbffh1542
    @ktbffh1542 7 лет назад +125

    "You see the nards on that kangaroo?" HAHAHA

  • @JohnSmith-dy3ck
    @JohnSmith-dy3ck 4 года назад +61

    Watching Andy try to convince Jimmy to ride the bison was hilarious 😂

  • @alexlonac5858
    @alexlonac5858 2 года назад +5

    How Dave have passion for EVERY animal it's beyond me.Very impressive man..Dave..🙏❤🤗

  • @hurricanehubbs9459
    @hurricanehubbs9459 5 лет назад +11

    I love the buffalo, he seemed so cute and innocent looking with his calm manner and the big eyes.

  • @cristianosamble
    @cristianosamble 7 лет назад +245

    @4:41 Dave knew something was about to happen hahaha

    • @kayliejohnson8273
      @kayliejohnson8273 7 лет назад

      hahaha

    • @srsr60
      @srsr60 6 лет назад +23

      andy was moving his hands around too fast, the bird thought he was something to eat.

    • @pattiehubanks3380
      @pattiehubanks3380 6 лет назад +1

      Dave has a high voice

    • @declanw038
      @declanw038 6 лет назад

      Rain Shoshana loud noises also startle birds

  • @carlhicksjr8401
    @carlhicksjr8401 4 года назад +49

    Went to Yellowstone once and saw a herd of buffalo running. One of the most incredible things I've ever seen in person.

    • @yoyo777
      @yoyo777 Год назад +1

      Bison*
      Buffalo are african

    • @carlhicksjr8401
      @carlhicksjr8401 Год назад +3

      @@yoyo777 In the US, where I live, both terms are used. You can see the terms used interchangeably even in meat packaging.

  • @Carspeedanimator
    @Carspeedanimator 29 дней назад +1

    Also you can tell when the crowd started clapping and cheering that the bison didn’t like it

  • @AliAhmed-ri5ty
    @AliAhmed-ri5ty 4 года назад +1119

    Now you'll never know what I wrote.

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 4 года назад +173

      And what would it do? Bulls or male cattle are not fazed by red, it's the violent movement that pisses them off.

    • @kaidkaid88
      @kaidkaid88 4 года назад +32

      Exactly Hellwyck. I was going to say those same words.

    • @iambusy247
      @iambusy247 4 года назад

      Hellwyck Wdum by violent movement educate me

    • @therealbabemagnet
      @therealbabemagnet 4 года назад +8

      Richard 5758 When Andy was waving his arms next to the Eagle for example

    • @Shsy7573
      @Shsy7573 4 года назад +8

      Richard 5758 basically fast, sudden movements send them into a stage of fight or flight. They choose right, and they charge the thing moving quickly and unpredictably.

  • @soumenadhikari9221
    @soumenadhikari9221 4 года назад +44

    The most American thing ever...A golden Eagle eating a hamburger 😆😂

    • @puppies24ful
      @puppies24ful 3 года назад +3

      Golden eagles are the national bird of Mexico

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 5 лет назад +189

    I love how Dave is holding the 2000 pound animal's leash as if he could do anything to stop it if it went nuts

    • @ipband1t216
      @ipband1t216 5 лет назад

      lmao

    • @oraclesoto2043
      @oraclesoto2043 4 года назад +19

      Most animals don't recognize a leash as anything other than an immovable object. That's why you'll people tether a horse up a cheap wooden post and it doesn't break it.

  • @frankparent463
    @frankparent463 4 года назад +65

    "Would you like to feed him?"
    "No."
    "You wouuuuuuuuuuuld?"

  • @paulredillas6780
    @paulredillas6780 4 года назад +268

    Dave is a really nice guy who is passionate about animals and I get sad everytime he isn't able to say his fun facts :(

  • @SquidandCatAdventures
    @SquidandCatAdventures 8 лет назад +36

    I think that they could have instructed the audience to be quiet for this segment. Some people were even cheering at the end while the bison was there.

  • @IraserH
    @IraserH Год назад +2

    I’d love to watch these animals so up close,all so majestic and mesmerising. That bison was so beautiful ❤

  • @saikaveti
    @saikaveti 4 года назад +71

    7:07 Bison got startled due to audience's screams. C'mon guys.

    • @youxarexmyxsunshine
      @youxarexmyxsunshine 4 года назад +8

      Wow great observation. I have to go rewatch it again and it was so sad.

    • @gedjones5977
      @gedjones5977 3 года назад +1

      C’mon it’s an American audience. they are so starved of any real culture they will go bat crap crazy over anything and everything. Most things just go right over their heads

  • @Gyarren
    @Gyarren 4 года назад +16

    The kangaroo was adorable; and the chameleon was GORGEOUS! The golden eagle was beautiful, too, and the buffalo/bison seemed pretty friendly.

  • @zachh13
    @zachh13 7 лет назад +21

    "He actually uses his head as a battering ram"
    Nice job standing DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF HIM

  • @smallgator
    @smallgator 2 года назад +5

    I love the people "holding back" the Bison. It's the thought that counts lol.

  • @calvinmonkey
    @calvinmonkey 8 лет назад +117

    You can actually see they guy get real nervous at 4:40 once the eagle's hair goes up lol

    • @teetee1324
      @teetee1324 8 лет назад +47

      You actually see him look at Andy when he started waving his hands. I think that's what triggered the eagle

    • @jisookim6904
      @jisookim6904 7 лет назад +2

      calvinmonkey hair? The presenter called it fur.... I'm guessing it's the nerves but those are mistakes that kids in kindergarten are going to call you out on.

    • @hotman718
      @hotman718 6 лет назад

      He went into attack mode. 😮

  • @echa9446
    @echa9446 4 года назад +43

    andy's hard pass on the chameleon is hilarious 😂

  • @MrRKuken
    @MrRKuken 5 лет назад +18

    5:25 That's what she said!

    • @LazarusSimpson
      @LazarusSimpson 20 дней назад

      That’s a female bison and by the way, female bison are 1000 pounds

  • @yolenda_loves_to_sing
    @yolenda_loves_to_sing 4 года назад +4

    1:09 That face and that voice of Andy is so priceless lol 😂!!

  • @black-my9qm
    @black-my9qm 5 лет назад +59

    Buffalo - *Moves head*
    Audience: *WWOwoOWOowoWOOWo WOW AMAZING *CLAP CLAP CLAP**

  • @joecolclough3775
    @joecolclough3775 7 лет назад +400

    It actually gets a bit annoying when Jimmy is 'scared' of every animal

    • @12345balla12345
      @12345balla12345 7 лет назад +28

      Joe Colclough I agree, it seems like that every time an animal guy comes on a talk show the talk show hosts are always super scared pussys.
      It's defiantly kind of annoying..

    • @Lena-zn4re
      @Lena-zn4re 7 лет назад +3

      12345balla12345 It's an act for entertainment. The producers stage for them to react that way. Because apparently, the audience will be more entertained when he's scared than when he's not. And they're not looking to be educated on these shows, that's was documentaries are for.

    • @dzeez7394
      @dzeez7394 7 лет назад +11

      Joe Colclough go watch Conan
      Conan is so good with the animals

    • @alandria1089
      @alandria1089 6 лет назад +3

      Well, he can’t help that he’s scared so...

    • @ThatBugBehindYou
      @ThatBugBehindYou 6 лет назад +1

      Joe Colclough
      It's Hollywood's most opposing opposite, something real.

  • @wetree9939
    @wetree9939 4 года назад +16

    6:20 did this guy just say red tube 😂😂😂

  • @Patti-sg1fv
    @Patti-sg1fv 10 месяцев назад +1

    A bison's charge can derail a train so it was amazing to see one on stage.

  • @nboy7
    @nboy7 8 лет назад +32

    I wanna see an eagle eating a hamburger now.

  • @xLPxatrick
    @xLPxatrick 8 лет назад +163

    Why is jimmy scared of like every animal out there

    • @ashhk11
      @ashhk11 8 лет назад +29

      You know that he's faking it like every other talkshow.

    • @absurdrhino
      @absurdrhino 8 лет назад +3

      Most of those animals eat reptiles...

    • @manyhands9240
      @manyhands9240 8 лет назад +2

      It's a Jewish thing

    • @lanielannister
      @lanielannister 8 лет назад +2

      ManyHands92 he's not jewish

    • @absurdrhino
      @absurdrhino 8 лет назад +3

      He was raised Catholic but turned to Satanism in his formative years

  • @Mateuzas
    @Mateuzas 5 лет назад +51

    “He loves his yogurt” where is Terry Crews I think kangaroo would be good friends with him😂

  • @jennakaufman4471
    @jennakaufman4471 Год назад +2

    That panther chameleon is gorgeous!

  • @BarryRijkse
    @BarryRijkse 5 лет назад +9

    Every time “Do these bite?” as he takes it and the answer comes when he has it .. I love his face at 2:13 when he realizes he asked it too late yet again .. XD

  • @mui7264
    @mui7264 5 лет назад +48

    “you don’t wanna walk behind this one” random guy walks behind him

  • @khatiasoloshvili5779
    @khatiasoloshvili5779 5 лет назад +5

    3:22 Andy's face changed so fast🤣🤣🤣

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 4 года назад +8

    3:46 “Why is he looking at me like that?”
    Me: “Because you’re Jimmy Kimmel and he probably watches every show.”

  • @ejicon3099
    @ejicon3099 5 лет назад +228

    The Eagle spiking it’s head up is what interrupted Dave. And for those who want to know, the Golden Eagle rivals the Bald Eagle as one of the largest birds in North America. Hope this helps.

    • @temporarymomentary
      @temporarymomentary 5 лет назад +2

      But the falcon sound is the most terrifying.

    • @eliasmontoya7515
      @eliasmontoya7515 5 лет назад +2

      @@temporarymomentary i think its beautiful. Granted if i was a child wandering the woods alone then im sure the sound of a raptor large enough to carry me off to her nest would be terrifying

  • @dougg1075
    @dougg1075 5 лет назад +329

    I hate the whole I’m afraid schtick all these late night host do.

    • @maximbazz201
      @maximbazz201 4 года назад +24

      Compared to Jimmy Kimmel, Conan's really good when it comes to animals! He doesn't have that "scared of every animals" thing.

    • @hack5239
      @hack5239 4 года назад +12

      Doug G Yeah because a person who has never interacted with these animals that can possibly cause serious damage to you shouldn’t have the right to act nervous or afraid

    • @mlduree
      @mlduree 4 года назад +2

      God, yes. So irritating. Can't they just stop. Nobody finds it cute.

    • @annapeck7635
      @annapeck7635 4 года назад +1

      Yeah like they're not really afraid I would be

    • @JuanDiaz-zw7cc
      @JuanDiaz-zw7cc 4 года назад

      I like Conan's animal episodes