Tears Won't Bring Your Big Truck Back

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @smokeydoke100
    @smokeydoke100 4 года назад +1233

    I'll bet the cashier at the impound yard deals with a dozen of these entitled crybabies every day.

    • @brutha84
      @brutha84 4 года назад +165

      Oh man now I want footage from the impound yard. It'll be great if GTOger could collaborate with them & get it happening.

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 4 года назад +28

      Only a dozen?! We need to get those numbers up, people!

    • @trishsgroi3282
      @trishsgroi3282 4 года назад +69

      I wish the impound lot would do videos

    • @virginiamoss7045
      @virginiamoss7045 4 года назад +26

      @@brutha84 - I second that!

    • @bert9311
      @bert9311 4 года назад +27

      Yeah, it was great when "Parking Wars" was on and they showed the impound lot.

  • @lemonacai4876
    @lemonacai4876 3 года назад +752

    That Volvo quickly “noped” outta there 😂

    • @KaiatheSiberianHusky
      @KaiatheSiberianHusky 3 года назад +45

      yea suddenly they are in a hurry to leave when they see the tow truck, lol.

    • @TheDoomertron
      @TheDoomertron 3 года назад +23

      Haha I was about to write this remark. He was vveerryy lucky. A minute earlier ands Prob. The car would be gone too haha

    • @boeing747-8
      @boeing747-8 3 года назад +24

      "Fuck this shit I'm out!"

    • @openyard
      @openyard 3 года назад +8

      Yes Volvo driver didn't even request the tow truck to give them space to exit.

    • @riinak7212
      @riinak7212 3 года назад +18

      At least he knows how to read the situation, since he doesn't seem to know how to read the signs lol. Like, I'm gonna park here too similar to this truck but wait, the truck is getting towed, maybe I shouldn't park here, I think I'll find somewhere else. Good situational awareness if not finally being clued in to reading the signs...finally....

  • @joescalise4653
    @joescalise4653 4 года назад +397

    The person in the Volvo got the hint not to park there.

    • @slammedniss
      @slammedniss 4 года назад +35

      Tow truck guy should have driven around the block when he saw the Volvo was parking, and could have had himself a 2-for-1.

    • @ConstantlyDamaged
      @ConstantlyDamaged 4 года назад +31

      @@slammedniss But then the manchild in this video might have gotten back to his ute and we wouldn't have had this shining example of why there should be classes on how to adult.

    • @zeendaniels5809
      @zeendaniels5809 4 года назад +12

      Yes... The driver was like "nope, nope, NOPE" 🤣
      Still sad because he wasn't towed, though...

    • @danielrodriguez248
      @danielrodriguez248 4 года назад

      @@slammedniss he wanted that truck

    • @p1kkujuha
      @p1kkujuha 4 года назад +9

      - "Can I park here Mr towtruckdriver?"
      - "Sure you can, I'll just tow this pickup truck real quick and then I'll be back for your Volvo"

  • @Spacebanana-im5qt
    @Spacebanana-im5qt 11 месяцев назад +66

    This loading dock area is a gold mine. Ive seen so many videos of people parking there, looking directly at the No Parking sign and walking off. They deserve what they get. 😂

    • @nusbaumtanner
      @nusbaumtanner 11 дней назад

      Its a calculated risk, you just have to accept the fact that you're taking one.. which some dont.

  • @Poptartles
    @Poptartles 4 года назад +1285

    Who would have thought that I would spend almost 13 minutes of my life sucked into a video about a man having his trucked towed... I do not regret my choice. Thanks for another excellent video!

    • @hybridwolf66
      @hybridwolf66 4 года назад +11

      Right there with you buddy! Literally laughing out loud as I do! Best channel on YT

    • @doubllerr
      @doubllerr 4 года назад +2

      What's your ig

    • @billschape
      @billschape 4 года назад +2

      I feel exactly the same way. Another great video!

    • @joelwillems4081
      @joelwillems4081 4 года назад +7

      If he got arrested, this could have been a Live PD episode crossover. ;)

    • @deezynar
      @deezynar 4 года назад +2

      Click on the gear icon at the lower right of the video viewing area. "Playback Speed" comes up as a menu selection. You can choose from a variety of speeds to watch the video. The option is there to play at twice normal speed, which will waste only half as much of your time. You can send me monthly checks, remitting at the rate of 1 cent per minute I saved you each month.

  • @TSKseattle
    @TSKseattle 4 года назад +499

    "The tech now follows standard policy:
    #1: Lock front entry door.
    #2: Open gas valve.
    #3: Notify Morgue

    • @darthstanley166
      @darthstanley166 4 года назад +10

      Love it! Simple and easy!

    • @m0jj0jj0jj0
      @m0jj0jj0jj0 4 года назад +5

      Ha ha ha. That’s dark!

    • @stormdancer1378
      @stormdancer1378 4 года назад +13

      Laughing gas. More entertaining.

    • @pedlpower
      @pedlpower 4 года назад +2

      Oy Gevalt!!!

    • @wesley00042
      @wesley00042 4 года назад +13

      Or water. "No, Mister Bond. I expect you to swim!"

  • @Kitfoo77
    @Kitfoo77 4 года назад +3572

    Everyone is commenting about the guy and his truck but missing one important fact...we got to see INSIDE the building for a change!!

    • @saberx08
      @saberx08 4 года назад +110

      Which is actually an issue. Likely why they have it locked off!

    • @thomasbonse
      @thomasbonse 4 года назад +192

      @@zeros5456 Which is exactly why there are multiple layers of security. The building is likely leased, so the outside doors and windows are stuck being of normal commercial building grade. The next layer is the inside entry glassed and doored off from the lobby. Then you might have an office area attached directly to the lobby or that could be behind door number 3. After that you may have a caged off area with the servers, routers, and switches, finally you could have locked server cabinets where the actual servers are mounted. Even if you know your way around, all of these otherwise innocuous layers add up to make it take longer to reach the servers themselves. I work for a telco and it can take as long as an hour to make it through all of the security checkpoints for some buildings, before the tech even starts working. With the size of this building, probably 15-20 minutes. You have to keep in mind that no security is ever perfect or absolute, so the goal in many cases it's just to make it take a long time to bypass, which then gives time for security or the cops to intervene. And in some installations, the guards are authorized (by law) to use deadly force, for which there may or may not be notice of this possibility.
      (edited to fix a typo from my phone's auto mis-speller)

    • @fridgewhisperer
      @fridgewhisperer 4 года назад +65

      @@thomasbonse That is an interesting explanation of security in your business. Fun to learn about the process so thanks for that.

    • @altha-rf1et
      @altha-rf1et 4 года назад +12

      been asking for this for a long time, need audio as well I bet more people go in their piss off then this,,

    • @aricept
      @aricept 4 года назад +58

      @@thomasbonse Texas, where our favorite parking lot is located, is a one-party consent state. Florida, where Jeremy Dewitte is located, is a two-party consent state.

  • @TheErockaustin
    @TheErockaustin 2 года назад +146

    Used to work at a retail store across the street from a nightclub. We had no less than SIX warning signs, and people would still call and harass us that the "signs weren't visible" enough or obvious enough, that "other people weren't getting towed", that we were horrible people for towing since the store was closed at that time. People would pee all over the lot, leave beer bottles everywhere, walk through the landscaping, throw their cigarettes all over the place, leave fast food trash in the lot, puke everywhere, etc etc.
    We put up a chain gate, and would frequently find it broken or cut the next day. Some people ended up getting charged with vandalism in addition to their tow fee. Security cameras were invaluable. The best part was always when I would try and warn people that they would get towed, only to get the finger or told to eff off. On those special occasions, I would reach out to the tow company personally and lend a helping hand by letting them know there were unauthorized vehicles in the lot, and "suggesting" which ones had been there the longest and needed towing first 😉

    • @tinydancer7426
      @tinydancer7426 Год назад +5

      I am pretty sure in one of the myriad of videos it was stated that someone of duty puts in a call to the towing company.

    • @thebigguy8336
      @thebigguy8336 2 месяца назад +2

      Should have electrified your fence

    • @verticalflyingb737
      @verticalflyingb737 Месяц назад +3

      "hmm yes I will spend my time and energy to cut down this fence for a parking spot instead of going elsewhere"

  • @tats763
    @tats763 4 года назад +703

    Stubborn man-boy: "You towed my truck and I want it back!"
    Literally anyone he was talking to: "There are multiple signs warning against unauthorized parking."
    Man-boy: "But how is that MY responsibility?!"
    Every single viewer: "I'm so glad his truck was towed. SO GLAD!"

    • @johanh2319
      @johanh2319 4 года назад +2

      Thanks

    • @davidewhite69
      @davidewhite69 4 года назад +16

      two words: ENTITLEMENT Generation

    • @bobroberts2371
      @bobroberts2371 4 года назад +10

      Two more words DEMOCRAT VOTER .

    • @crochater
      @crochater 4 года назад +39

      @@bobroberts2371 That's definitely a trump truck if I've ever seen one.

    • @timothyball3144
      @timothyball3144 4 года назад +19

      @@crochater It's just missing that flag.

  • @RelativeWind
    @RelativeWind 4 года назад +268

    "The officer went on to respond to other, even dumber, calls". 10/10

    • @timothyodonnell8591
      @timothyodonnell8591 4 года назад +6

      When I saw that flash on the screen, I thought, "Is it even possible to have an even dumber call?"

    • @EvilAnomaly
      @EvilAnomaly 4 года назад +11

      @@timothyodonnell8591 From Officers I'm friends with...yes there are unfortunately

    • @KamaKazi2006
      @KamaKazi2006 4 года назад +8

      As an Dallas Dispatcher.. yes 100%!

    • @IsoscelesKramer
      @IsoscelesKramer 4 года назад

      All you need here is the theme from Dragnet!

  • @denimadept
    @denimadept 4 года назад +722

    I like that you called him a boy, as he certainly wasn't manning up.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 4 года назад +24

      Two words: Urban cowboy

    • @philhunt9297
      @philhunt9297 4 года назад +25

      @@GiordanDiodato One word: F**kwit
      Definition (for those less educated like the one in this video
      a stupid or contemptible person

    • @user-mj4or8sh3g
      @user-mj4or8sh3g 4 года назад +10

      one word: nincompoop

    • @greenvilleobserver9431
      @greenvilleobserver9431 4 года назад +11

      Douchie McDouche and his Douche Mobile

    • @agolftwittler1223
      @agolftwittler1223 4 года назад +5

      A complete moron.
      But most entertaining, I'll give him that.

  • @Kiraiko44
    @Kiraiko44 3 года назад +757

    He went through all that just to have a cop show up and tell him to take an uber. I swear, the entitlement some people feel...

    • @johnbockelie3899
      @johnbockelie3899 2 года назад

      Cheap skates like him should learn how to read signs.

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 2 года назад +22

      Only surprise is that he didn't expect to be driven to the impound yard in the cop's car!

    • @dcg590
      @dcg590 2 года назад +7

      @@decodolly1535 he may have!!

    • @brianwinter4019
      @brianwinter4019 2 года назад +17

      It's amuricah, I gotta freedumbs!

    • @NewStarConstellation
      @NewStarConstellation 2 года назад +6

      I am not sure it's entitlement, looks more like passive-agressive PD to me - unwillingness to cope with the facts

  • @jasonfullerton7763
    @jasonfullerton7763 4 года назад +256

    Excellent example of a complete lack of personal responsibility. Also love the 'tough talk' until po-po arrives, and then the neat "I'm so nervous I could plotz" phone trick.

    • @brandonkleiser1325
      @brandonkleiser1325 4 года назад +2

      The police were actually really cool man , and the guys that towed my truck were not , I did not realize that wasnt the parking for the distillery

    • @TerryAllenSwartos
      @TerryAllenSwartos 4 года назад +27

      If you thought the parking belonged to the distillery, why didn’t you go to them as soon as you noticed your car was gone? Instead, you walked around to the front of the business that actually owns the space. That doesn’t add up.

    • @theSpian1
      @theSpian1 4 года назад +13

      @@brandonkleiser1325 Probably should have gone over to the business to check if the parking was theirs BEFORE going to the distillery then. Lesson learnt?

    • @willer3399
      @willer3399 4 года назад +22

      Brandon Kleiser, the data center was not responsible for the tow. You were. The signs you ignored gave the number to call. Being an a••hole to the data center personnel would never have gotten you your truck back. Please explain why you originally told the towing company that there were not any No Parking Signs posted where you parked.

    • @Daindrais
      @Daindrais 3 года назад +5

      @@brandonkleiser1325 Read. The. Signs.

  • @areoborg
    @areoborg 4 года назад +270

    "I'm glad the cops are coming, they'll get this straightened out!"
    Well... you're not wrong.

    • @willjenkins4195
      @willjenkins4195 4 года назад +16

      areoborg I always love how when people get towed they think the cops will side with them 🤣

    • @terryr_zappa8193
      @terryr_zappa8193 4 года назад +8

      Cop shoulda fixed his hat too.

    • @paulparker4240
      @paulparker4240 4 года назад +1

      Probably the ONLY time he wasn't wrong!

  • @rickdees251
    @rickdees251 4 года назад +353

    There must be an excellent reading school near there. People who can't read park there, they come back 15/20 minutes later and they all can read. Truly amazing!

    • @persephone2706
      @persephone2706 3 года назад

      😆

    • @office4smstande541
      @office4smstande541 3 года назад +1

      Oh my Lol 😂 Love from Traceyanne South Africa 😂 ❤️ 😁. Is it expensive to get your Car back? And have you ever nabbed a Serial Parker?

    • @rickdees251
      @rickdees251 3 года назад +2

      @@office4smstande541 It's typically$100 or so, maybe a bit more in a city like that in America from my experience, I'm guessing. And I'm thinking at that price people learn their lesson. Surely not in the same place. I parked in a handy capped only spot without a permit "just for a minutr at a grocery store in Ft; Lauderdale, Fl and I got a ticket in 1990 . That cost me $500 back then. Yikes ,,, I NEVER did that again. I learned my lesson, LOL! Cheers.

    • @sajeucettefoistunevaspasme
      @sajeucettefoistunevaspasme 3 года назад

      Yes
      Tow-ard the book

    • @MarilynGoth
      @MarilynGoth 3 года назад

      Lmao exactly

  • @kennethbarber8696
    @kennethbarber8696 Год назад +106

    The guy opened his truck door against the car, held it there, then let off the brake pedal. This leaves a big door scrape on the car. This is typical of these guys. You can tell by the way he looks back at the car with pride as he walks away. Watched a guy in a 4x4 do this to my car in a department store parking lot. He went in the store, and I removed all 4 valve stem needle valves. The door scuff buffed out.😊

    • @xjdhdr.
      @xjdhdr. 11 месяцев назад +1

      Fortunately, it doesn't look like the other car had any damage from that stunt. Or at least, I don't see any at 4:40

    • @xn--g5h6690ovb
      @xn--g5h6690ovb 11 месяцев назад

      ?????????????????????????????????????

    • @samuelhowie4543
      @samuelhowie4543 11 месяцев назад +1

      Anytime you have ti move sideways out you vehicle you're parked to close.

    • @michaeltaylor8835
      @michaeltaylor8835 7 месяцев назад

      hahaha you mean you let his tires down

    • @davidpatterson5426
      @davidpatterson5426 Месяц назад

      Well, at least there’s concrete evidence as to who did it if there is any damage.

  • @seikibrian8641
    @seikibrian8641 4 года назад +416

    "Tears Won't Bring Your Big Truck Back"
    Sounds like the title of a Country-Western song.

    • @xXBuckOFiveXx
      @xXBuckOFiveXx 4 года назад +18

      🎶I was drunk the day my momma got out of prison and I went to pick her up in the pouring rain...🎶

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 года назад +4

      🤣🤣 Rodney Carrington needs to see this

    • @runningamok
      @runningamok 4 года назад +7

      @@xXBuckOFiveXx But before I could get to the station in my pick-up truck ... she got runned over by a damned ol' train! _You don't have to call me, "darlin' ," darlin._
      David Allen Coe only gonna hear his name when Jesus has His Final Judgement Day! Don't be like David Allen! Y'all best know Jesus today.
      _Darlin'._ ;-)

    • @xXBuckOFiveXx
      @xXBuckOFiveXx 4 года назад +5

      RunningAmok and that, my friend, is the greatest country and western song ever written

    • @runningamok
      @runningamok 4 года назад

      @@xXBuckOFiveXx :-)

  • @mrow7598
    @mrow7598 4 года назад +276

    When your truck is jacked up enough that the "tow away" signs are directly in front of your eyes and you still don't see them...

    • @SeanBZA
      @SeanBZA 4 года назад +19

      Hair got in his eyes, and what made you think he can actually read anyway.

    • @williamjeffersonclinton69
      @williamjeffersonclinton69 4 года назад +20

      In the Mojave we call those Pavement Princess trucks.

    • @baddog711
      @baddog711 4 года назад +3

      @@williamjeffersonclinton69 Or I don't care about anything except ME!!

    • @truckerspike
      @truckerspike 4 года назад +5

      Ford Truck: $35,000+
      Glasses: ~$100

    • @somedrunkdude5728
      @somedrunkdude5728 4 года назад +6

      But I work here. But I came from out of town. *Mind blown*

  • @BaltimoreShipspotting
    @BaltimoreShipspotting 4 года назад +744

    What happens when you don't tell your kids, "no."

  • @timheidel5849
    @timheidel5849 3 года назад +51

    This may be my favorite of your videos...so much going on...crybaby truck owner, a badass cop, we get to see your luxurious lobby, drunks on that pedal thing...and the best, a "1965 Chevy pickup with a 1930s Ford engine and transmission"...there is a lot going on in your neighborhood, sir.

  • @1kukini
    @1kukini 4 года назад +291

    I love how quickly the Volvo got out of there when Mr. Tow Guy showed up.

  • @freedapeeple4049
    @freedapeeple4049 4 года назад +541

    "I don't get it. I've been bullying people since I was a kid and it always worked before..."

    • @donc2446
      @donc2446 4 года назад +37

      Sadly, this kind of behavior does usually get results.

    • @fedupwithvulgarities5229
      @fedupwithvulgarities5229 4 года назад

      Don Coumbs, then, why do the people who do it think it WILL get results?

    • @supersneakyshrub3975
      @supersneakyshrub3975 4 года назад +17

      @@fedupwithvulgarities5229 he said it *does* get results bud.

    • @carltonharris4474
      @carltonharris4474 4 года назад +4

      It might have worked if he had actually been a customer instead of an intruder...

    • @donc2446
      @donc2446 4 года назад +7

      @@carltonharris4474 Right, people like this frequently take small leverage and get too much with it. In this case, he had no leverage, and I'm glad.

  • @bryanrobertson6844
    @bryanrobertson6844 4 года назад +129

    Love the "follow the angry, entitled towee" locator map in the video. Genius🤣🤣🤣

    • @gtoger
      @gtoger  4 года назад +41

      I'm glad you liked it. It made me giggle when I thought of it but wasn't sure anyone else would like it.

    • @stormdancer1378
      @stormdancer1378 4 года назад +7

      @@gtoger Maybe some "Q-bert" animation with it next time. (@$!@$!!#&@!!&&%)

    • @annieruthalsbrooks6256
      @annieruthalsbrooks6256 4 года назад +2

      I so enjoyed this video!!!!
      Why, why, why did I saw the signs, parked anyway, got towed, but, but, but I can make them bring my truck back...cause I am very wise as well as dumb.

    • @davidewhite69
      @davidewhite69 4 года назад +1

      @@gtoger when I saw the animation pop up I thought it was going to be with some crazy chase music, like Benny Hill, still, it was funny without it

  • @nimbly1693
    @nimbly1693 3 года назад +5

    Driving tow truck, you wouldn't believe the crap people tell you. I was doing a police impound and the dude asked if he could come with me to the impound lot. Uh, no, you don't have AAA buddy.

  • @PC_Monkey
    @PC_Monkey 3 года назад +1240

    Bigger the truck, bigger the baby lol

    • @rsinclair689
      @rsinclair689 3 года назад +58

      Lost his truck and ego in 2 minutes :-)

    • @anonyninja7737
      @anonyninja7737 3 года назад +7

      that truck is beautiful - if somebody took that thing from me just because i was parked on some line a human being painted on the ground, i'd be VERY upset, too. I'm so glad we made towing illegal where I live. Where I'm at, nobody OTHER THAN the owner can have a vehicle towed UNLESS it has been abandoned for 48+ hours, or is posing a danger. It should be ILLEGAL for private companies to do this...... they should be getting TICKETS AND FINES they pay , so the money goes back to the city - not in some tow truck owners pocket.

    • @jpdst29
      @jpdst29 3 года назад +119

      @@anonyninja7737 In a lot of cities parking is scarce, so if you were to own a business and you only had a couple parking spots you wouldn't want people parking there who weren't there for your business. I know it sucks, but considering it is private property they can pretty much tell you how it is. Would you like it if your neighbors suddenly started parking in your driveway?

    • @DaveMcIroy
      @DaveMcIroy 3 года назад +2

      Is a baby lol a very small lol? Like a chuckle?

    • @ivanbima5877
      @ivanbima5877 3 года назад

      Famous wise man words

  • @Xdreamer89
    @Xdreamer89 4 года назад +214

    Volvo driver be like "RUN FORREST, RUN!" 😂

    • @MsTemptation
      @MsTemptation 4 года назад +4

      Lol, he definitely got the heck out of there.😁😁

    • @doortech8227
      @doortech8227 4 года назад +2

      Oooh too soon. Forrest got da covid19 now! 🤣

    • @johnsmith5255
      @johnsmith5255 4 года назад +2

      The -top- (correction) tow dawg has that effect on soccer moms. 😎

    • @twjohnson1203
      @twjohnson1203 4 года назад +1

      Maybe he thought it was a rabbit.
      "Runaway, Runaway!"

  • @jengorman2246
    @jengorman2246 4 года назад +148

    OK you had my like at "He brought his own drumbeats" but the "Follow the guy on the map" portion is just next level beauty.

    • @carltonharris4474
      @carltonharris4474 4 года назад +6

      I totally agree with you. GTOGER's got mad storytelling and editing skills!

  • @andysux1
    @andysux1 2 года назад +53

    Looks like he's never taken accountability in his life

    • @tinydancer7426
      @tinydancer7426 Год назад +2

      He skipped/missed that class.

    • @Jakehava
      @Jakehava Год назад +2

      @andysux1, Could it be that his "parents?" never required "accountability in his life (sic)"?

    • @Jakehava
      @Jakehava Год назад +2

      @@tinydancer7426, Perhaps that class wasn't ever made available.

    • @kcjazzcat7822
      @kcjazzcat7822 9 месяцев назад

      Msybe he's got affluenza. That seems to be a malady around the DFW area.

  • @rustyredbeard
    @rustyredbeard 4 года назад +122

    Why am I so emotionally invested in the tow truck? Every time it has to flex to pick up a big thing I cheer!?
    And the mini map took some effort, appreciated.

  • @carolinegreenwell9086
    @carolinegreenwell9086 4 года назад +92

    This was an unusual one. I feel sorry for the poor tech who was having his ears burned with all the whining

  • @thelazygamer222
    @thelazygamer222 4 года назад +506

    “There’s no signs” then how did you get the number hahaha

    • @Z4Zander
      @Z4Zander 4 года назад +63

      Logic went out the window long before he parked there.

    • @thudthud5423
      @thudthud5423 4 года назад +15

      Booger the Big Truck Man: "There are no signs."
      A small child points at the sign for him.
      Booger the Big Truck Man: "Uh...my truck didn't get towed."

    • @nonmihiseddeo4181
      @nonmihiseddeo4181 4 года назад +6

      How did he not see at some of the 68 cameras?

    • @raybrensike42
      @raybrensike42 4 года назад +4

      That's too easy. The number was on a different sign. Where is the sign that clearly says "No Parking"? Was the sign that we could read in the video there for lawyer referral or what?

    • @paveltolz6601
      @paveltolz6601 4 года назад +7

      What with the lift he has on that truck, the signs are almost at eye level.

  • @terriemartinez9989
    @terriemartinez9989 2 года назад +17

    I love how they usually just stand there like the tow yard will deliver the vehicle back.
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @AG-bp3ll
    @AG-bp3ll 4 года назад +78

    I love the entitlement of it being every one else's problem he parked illegally.

  • @VideosfromNH
    @VideosfromNH 4 года назад +147

    From GTOger's description up top,, "He's lucky he didn't wind up locked up just like his stupid truck." Haha.

  • @TheRichFather
    @TheRichFather 4 года назад +194

    Brought his own drumbeats... LOL.

    • @CallieMasters5000
      @CallieMasters5000 4 года назад +4

      That neighborhood is popping with all kinds of activity!

    • @danielrodriguez248
      @danielrodriguez248 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂👍that had me laughing

  • @desertwind306
    @desertwind306 Год назад +6

    I forgot how much I loved these videos. The good old days.... What ever happened to you, the business and Deep Ellum???? Miss you all so much!

  • @edithlewis9330
    @edithlewis9330 3 года назад +535

    I’m glad to see that this business has an enclosure that stops irate people from tearing up the place.

    • @SockyNoob
      @SockyNoob 3 года назад +4

      Gay baby jail lol

    • @goccha
      @goccha 3 года назад +15

      I would bet there are many-many physical boundaries he needs to cross until he gets to anything useful or valuable :) It should be just a waiting area in the front.

    • @stonedpaladin8632
      @stonedpaladin8632 2 года назад +11

      And that they have Dallas PD literally withing breathing distance.

    • @IsoscelesKramer
      @IsoscelesKramer 2 года назад +10

      This guy needs his own enclosure!

    • @dang48
      @dang48 Год назад +6

      @@IsoscelesKramer Yup. Along with a bottle and a diaper change.

  • @hollowdog9049
    @hollowdog9049 4 года назад +739

    Sometimes you feel really good about someone getting towed.

    • @veralenora7368
      @veralenora7368 4 года назад +11

      Especially after he carefully parked, even pulling back then in again, right up against the car's driver door.

    • @Arltratlo
      @Arltratlo 4 года назад +6

      lol, there is a german word you need to google, its Schadenfreude and its on the spot true...!

    • @usageunit
      @usageunit 4 года назад +6

      @@Arltratlo Schadenfreude is my favorite emotion, long since before I discovered this channel, but I'm glad I found it!

    • @muhammadmugheesaslam6115
      @muhammadmugheesaslam6115 4 года назад +2

      CORRECTION...
      ALWAYS :)

    • @Pro09video
      @Pro09video 4 года назад

      @@Arltratlo By googling it sounds similiar to the swedish word "skadegläjde".

  • @elcheapo5302
    @elcheapo5302 4 года назад +339

    The split screen with the map and the guy moving around in real time was hilarious!

    • @jamesfrench7299
      @jamesfrench7299 4 года назад +3

      El Cheapo and useful.

    • @keiththompson2172
      @keiththompson2172 4 года назад +6

      Grand Impound Auto !

    • @RichardSMaloney
      @RichardSMaloney 4 года назад +3

      should have had pacman chasing him

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 года назад

      @@RichardSMaloney 🤣🤣 picturing it!

    • @saberx08
      @saberx08 4 года назад +1

      I called it "the douchebag tracker"! LOL

  • @PevsnerOG
    @PevsnerOG 2 года назад +42

    Kudos to whoever puts these clips together, this is so well edited and paced

  • @McJobless
    @McJobless 4 года назад +247

    I hope drummer boy will be a recurring character in future episodes.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 4 года назад +7

      yeah he knew what was up.

    • @chado3000
      @chado3000 4 года назад +6

      That was totally random. Just a kid helping his pepaw's band setup.

    • @Fuel98gs400
      @Fuel98gs400 4 года назад +9

      And the timing was spot on, like he was a paid extra in this episode.

    • @gridlore
      @gridlore 4 года назад

      I seriously wrote a story in my head about him.

    • @navpreetsinghthiara9019
      @navpreetsinghthiara9019 4 года назад

      There was an other question how to call uber ?

  • @n9wox
    @n9wox 4 года назад +567

    I could tell he was a jerk how he intentionally parked so close to the other car. The rest of the video proved it.

    • @BullsMahunny
      @BullsMahunny 4 года назад +92

      He also kinda looks like a jerk.

    • @twjohnson1203
      @twjohnson1203 4 года назад +54

      Yes and the way he walked away then turned around to see how 😎 his truck looked.

    • @leegraves8878
      @leegraves8878 4 года назад +24

      Southpark did an episode about small penis anger lol.

    • @MistImp1
      @MistImp1 4 года назад +18

      I was thinking he parked so close to avoid getting towed. It is a narrow alley. Had another car been close on his other side he might have been safe. No such luck for our idiot of the day.

    • @harveyabel1354
      @harveyabel1354 4 года назад +13

      @@twjohnson1203 That's actually something many people do.

  • @willer3399
    @willer3399 4 года назад +62

    1:40 I am sure that drink is the cleanest thing that has hit the pavement around that area.

    • @tiredoldmechanic1791
      @tiredoldmechanic1791 4 года назад +5

      Most of the time it's the same drink, just an hour or two later.

    • @SeanBZA
      @SeanBZA 4 года назад +3

      @@tiredoldmechanic1791 True, you only rent beer.......... and it looks the same going in as it does going out as well.

    • @stormdancer1378
      @stormdancer1378 4 года назад +2

      Hints the "Tinkle Timer" and "Where's my car?"

  • @sydneyrosegillis7737
    @sydneyrosegillis7737 2 года назад +17

    dude just as a broadcast productions grad, im so amazed at the detail you clearly put into this- YOU EVEN MADE A DAMN MAP. SO EFFECTIVE. 20000/10

  • @TheSmyrnaman
    @TheSmyrnaman 4 года назад +133

    The music for that stupid bar thing cracks me up every single time. 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @senhowler
      @senhowler 4 года назад +2

      Imagine paying and pedaling in order to get the Coronavirus.

    • @lothartheterrible
      @lothartheterrible 4 года назад +2

      Between that and the Jetsons sound effect for those stupid Lime scooters...

    • @nicholasrhodes4550
      @nicholasrhodes4550 4 года назад

      Does that stupid pedal-bar thing have a designated driver, or are they drinking, too?
      All I see is a DUI looking for a cop to write it up...

  • @Wailwulf
    @Wailwulf 4 года назад +134

    2:22 Excellent way to tell two stories at once
    "There are no signs."
    "The signs are confusing."
    "I'm from out of town."
    "I work here."
    "I don't see you towing anyone else."
    "That other didn't get towed."
    Forgot one: "The dog ate my homework,"

    • @gtoger
      @gtoger  4 года назад +21

      He may have tried that one as well. Believe me, he was all over the place on the excuses.

    • @dgronzega8073
      @dgronzega8073 4 года назад +15

      "there are no signs", ok, where did you get this number?

    • @theSpian1
      @theSpian1 4 года назад +1

      @@gtoger Should've played his voice... maybe apply some sort of pitch modifier at least. Might up the funny ante.

    • @gtoger
      @gtoger  4 года назад +4

      @@theSpian1 If there was a recording, I would have used it.

    • @terryr_zappa8193
      @terryr_zappa8193 4 года назад +2

      He meant no signs from the Almighty.

  • @austenonyett5800
    @austenonyett5800 3 года назад +40

    Never ceases to amaze me about people that won’t take responsibility for their actions then lie and inconvenience others to fix their ills. “Woe is me, I’m a victim…” Sign of the times.

  • @ronfullerton3162
    @ronfullerton3162 3 года назад +10

    Over a year has gone by since that last GTOger video. Man, do I ever miss them!

  • @JB-et7zs
    @JB-et7zs 4 года назад +420

    I like how that other car’s like ”you know what? Changed my mind” when the tow truck comes

    • @MatthewWest0037
      @MatthewWest0037 4 года назад +9

      I didn't know the sign was so simple and clear. Usually they have line after line of print you have to read, sometimes allowing a certain time frame for parking. Not these. Guess they considered saying eff it and trying, but like you said, "Nope, not tryin to spend a tow and store today!"

    • @janedoex1398
      @janedoex1398 4 года назад +9

      @@MatthewWest0037 it's not only one sign. There are ones every few feet !

    • @MatthewWest0037
      @MatthewWest0037 4 года назад +4

      @@janedoex1398 Oh I know. I referred to them as plural.

    • @rogerwilco2
      @rogerwilco2 4 года назад +10

      The Volvo driver could at least rub two brain cells together.

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 3 года назад

      Volvo driver: Oh, shit. Those signs aren't there for laughs after all.

  • @Pinkapotomus
    @Pinkapotomus 4 года назад +61

    My fav was the map of his trek around the building! 😂😂😂 All I’m gonna say about the way he acted is I’m glad I’m teaching my kids to be responsible and use common sense. 🤦🏼‍♀️ My fav vid so far!!!

  • @RogueAgent007
    @RogueAgent007 3 года назад +1016

    That guy is exactly how I imagine guys who drive a truck like that and wear their hats backwards still.

    • @RBelmont007
      @RBelmont007 3 года назад +28

      I'm a 90's kid, so I still wear my hat backwards, but wouldn't be caught dead in a truck like that. I drive a minivan XD

    • @dnlmachine4287
      @dnlmachine4287 3 года назад +34

      Hes getting there, but still needs to step his game up a bit:
      Sunglasses go on back of backwards hat brim, or back of neck.
      "Tap Out" stickers needed on glass of truck.
      Truck Nutz hanging under rear bumper.
      Subtle "Exhaust Parts Company Name" sticker on upper center windscreen.
      His keychain lanyard is only the bare minimum length, another 18-20 inches is needed.
      Jeans rear pockets without embroidery is a BIG no-no.
      Stay gold.

    • @sterntaler64
      @sterntaler64 3 года назад +9

      Please don't offend truck drivers 🙄

    • @351linzdoctor
      @351linzdoctor 2 года назад +2

      @@dnlmachine4287 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @ryanv1279
      @ryanv1279 2 года назад +29

      A classic “truck fuck.” The only adults who should be wearing a hat backwards are army snipers.

  • @space5303
    @space5303 3 года назад +12

    For some reason I’m now addicted to him-😌 Its just peaceful to see people get mad about something that was their fault

  • @direyara
    @direyara 4 года назад +567

    I seriously hate when people just don’t accept it’s their on fault and act like they are the victim of some wrong doing.

    • @terryr_zappa8193
      @terryr_zappa8193 4 года назад +39

      It's entitlement drilled into their brains. The same ones that don't think speed limits don't apply to them because their vehicle has 600 hp. They also don't think they belong at the end of a line and will cut in front because they just have a quick question.

    • @FallingGalaxy
      @FallingGalaxy 4 года назад +18

      Agreed. I think such people who get into adulthood still with that mindset can only have been massively enabled by those around them who must be the ones who give in to the person's tantrums all their life to get them to the point they think they can get whatever they want if they scream loud enough. Sometimes they're sadly not wrong since a lot of people don't want to bother with a noisy, dramatic person and will just give them what they want to get rid of them which only reinforces their entitled mindset.

    • @juliogonzo2718
      @juliogonzo2718 4 года назад +12

      I drive tow truck in a tourist town, we impound off private property a lot in the summer. Many of them say "what gives you the right?" Well the business that called us because their customers can't park there gives us the right! Then they try to negotiate a lower bill unsuccessfully. I got sent to release one on a weekend. We charge $65 to attend the yard on the weekend as office is not staffed after hours. When I got there one of the other drivers was washing his truck so they got all pissy cause he was already there. "Well they are paying me to release it, so your paying or you can come back Monday and pay for storage too." They payed then left a negative Google review

    • @dougmartin7129
      @dougmartin7129 4 года назад +9

      FallingGalaxy , funny, you’re describing tRump. That answers a lot.

    • @herogibson
      @herogibson 4 года назад

      thats 90% of people's default response to things too. i think if people used just a couple of seconds thinking about things, we would see a drastic reduction in that number. however, we cannot be bothered.

  • @michaelwaters5168
    @michaelwaters5168 4 года назад +1612

    When the GTOger channel is better than anything on TV.

  • @tbok75
    @tbok75 4 года назад +59

    C'mon now, only a few of us gonna get that Get Smart reference. Nice add tho for us older folks. :)

    • @sherrybrissette1614
      @sherrybrissette1614 4 года назад +10

      I'm not old, I am EXPERIENCED! That's my story and I am sticking to it. 👵

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 4 года назад +4

      I watch re-runs of it sometimes with my mother on a Brazilian open channel. Here we call the series "Agent 86". It's still a riot to this day 😄

    • @candicejackson7474
      @candicejackson7474 4 года назад +3

      I'm not old (36) and I loved the Get Smart part. It was a nice blast from the past.

    • @MartintheTinman
      @MartintheTinman 4 года назад

      @@DinnerForkTongue . I wonder why it's not called "get smart".
      That's the whole premise of the show to get agent smart, thus the name.
      If you're going to change the name it should be "agent 99" because she makes the show

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 4 года назад +1

      @@MartintheTinman
      Don't ask me, that's all on the translators.

  • @Forced2DoThis1
    @Forced2DoThis1 6 месяцев назад +2

    Years later I now have a clearer understanding as to why these were and ARE so satisfying. Examples of people being held accountable for their POOR choices and actually facing consequences!

  • @howey935
    @howey935 3 года назад +202

    I’ve been driving nearly 30 years and I’ve never had a parking ticket. It’s not hard to not park somewhere you aren’t supposed to park.

    • @sharoneuby-62
      @sharoneuby-62 2 года назад +2

      Exactly

    • @LonnieFord-q6l
      @LonnieFord-q6l Год назад +5

      46 years for me and I’ve never had a parking ticket either. It’s really not that difficult to read and heed the signs.

    • @k.flac.86
      @k.flac.86 Год назад +11

      There is a “no trespassing-private property” sign directly behind my house and I have to go outside and tell people to get off my property on a daily basis. When I tell them they’re standing next to/ just walked past the sign, they always say “oh I didn’t see it.” Selective vision, I guess, lol. Funny enough, most of them drive trucks just like this one.

    • @ZyferWarriorPrime
      @ZyferWarriorPrime Год назад +5

      ​@@k.flac.86Yeah, and the they think that them not seeing it means they still are allowed to park there. 😂

    • @k.flac.86
      @k.flac.86 Год назад +3

      @@ZyferWarriorPrime “soooo now that we’ve reviewed the sign that you didn’t see, kindly gtfo?” 🤣

  • @wstavis3135
    @wstavis3135 3 года назад +123

    David Attenborough, "Watch as a male of the Karen species becomes frustrated with the lack of privilege shown"

    • @chaserk21
      @chaserk21 3 года назад +10

      When threatened, the towing mirrors are extended as a show of dominance and aggression

    • @tracydimond3759
      @tracydimond3759 3 года назад +2

      Made me think of mutual of Omaha's wild kingdom. 😁

    • @IsoscelesKramer
      @IsoscelesKramer 2 года назад +6

      The large vehicle, likely a representation of a below-average male appendage size, is gone. What then is he left with? What does he have to show for himself?

    • @mergenocide
      @mergenocide 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@IsoscelesKramer With his primary form of compensation removed, he has become irate and determined to locate it. He could never show his face around the females of his species again unless he finds it. He predictably unleashes his anger upon the surrounding, normally endowed males in his desperate attempt at retrieval.

    • @jamiejensen321
      @jamiejensen321 11 месяцев назад

      😅😅p

  • @MaggiesNight
    @MaggiesNight 4 года назад +231

    The entitlement is STRONG with this one.

    • @fedupwithvulgarities5229
      @fedupwithvulgarities5229 4 года назад +13

      Bryan Purdy, correct you are.

    • @rindjint3205
      @rindjint3205 4 года назад +15

      Douchebag he is...

    • @Lolybelle009
      @Lolybelle009 4 года назад +15

      Pay for his incompetence he must.

    • @jtc1947
      @jtc1947 4 года назад +9

      @BRYAN... The FORCE is NOT with him in any way!

    • @thomasbonse
      @thomasbonse 4 года назад +5

      Sense the dumb side in this one, I do.

  • @user-tb2jy9lu3d
    @user-tb2jy9lu3d 4 года назад +854

    He can't believe it that somebody actually held him accountable for something. I love those tow trucks that you can back up and automatically grab the car without getting out of the truck. Of course, yes, you have to usually put straps on these further down the road. But I am a big fan of repo videos and have seen a lot of people saved by this automatic method. They can grab and go without having to worry about putting straps on while someone is trying to beat them up. Plus they can grab the vehicles more quickly in general.

    • @JackDrinkn2DollarJim
      @JackDrinkn2DollarJim 3 года назад +26

      His Dad won't answer his calls anymore.

    • @leeannsampson6050
      @leeannsampson6050 3 года назад +40

      This tends to happen when you raise your children and you never tell them the word NO.

    • @russs7574
      @russs7574 3 года назад +19

      It's a concept that's foreign to his generation...actions have consequences.

    • @neal5186
      @neal5186 3 года назад +3

      Snatch truck

    • @steadholderharrington9035
      @steadholderharrington9035 3 года назад +7

      The attachment on the back of the tow truck's arm is called a "Stinger" (mostly because that's what it looks like in the 'open' position). And as you gathered, it allows the tow op., to quickly get the vehicle wheel set into a wheel cradle position on the tow arm. Then it's just a matter of lifting it up and moving the vehicle to a location that is more 'secure' to properly get the tire-securement harnesses onto the wheels of the towed vehicle before they adjourn to the local impound lot with their catch-of-the-hour.

  • @mattian875
    @mattian875 4 года назад +146

    I love watching self entitled pricks get owned. The saddest part of the whole story, is that I’m sure he still feels as if he was in the right all along

    • @louisc.gasper7588
      @louisc.gasper7588 4 года назад +7

      Naw. He's the kind who knows he's done wrong, and intends from the get-go to get away with it. He'll do it again when he thinks he'll not get caught.

    • @retro440
      @retro440 4 года назад +5

      I don't think ass wipe is smart enougt to know how wrong he was.

    • @mayssm
      @mayssm 4 года назад +7

      I used to work for a parking department. We wrote tickets and towed people. The people who chose to park in the fire lane or block people in, or not put .25 in the meter were always the "victims". First they'd cry and plead saying they were only gone 2 minutes (usually more like 30-60), then they'd get angry and flip us off, cuss us out, etc. They could park right on top of a "NO PARKING: FIRE LANE" written in big yellow letters and claim they didn't know.

    • @PeterLawton
      @PeterLawton 2 года назад

      Watching the narrated phone conversation reminded me of that Jack Reacher movie where the bad guy is on the phone trying to lay down the rules for Reacher, and Reacher keeps hanging up on him mid-sentence. It really took away bad guy's "power".

  • @unokitsune
    @unokitsune 4 года назад +233

    I lost it when you had the guy go around the building like a map. Still in giggles.

    • @alwaysoctober4613
      @alwaysoctober4613 11 месяцев назад +1

      That was the moment I was in love with this channel. Amazing sense of humor.

  • @antisoda
    @antisoda 23 дня назад +2

    Oh, how I miss these videos. They were a delight. The company that took over the premises could've made a nice side income by keeping the cameras running.

  • @el__2handed
    @el__2handed 4 года назад +87

    This is one of the most satisfying GTOger videos I’ve seen.

  • @sardot4960
    @sardot4960 4 года назад +349

    I love how they can't comprehend that some cars are actually allowed to park there.

    • @MrBeevee5
      @MrBeevee5 4 года назад +27

      Yes, and that's the reason they're not.

    • @CallieMasters5000
      @CallieMasters5000 4 года назад +29

      Like private property has to be shared equally with his big truck! He probably doesn't own any land.

    • @ronfullerton3162
      @ronfullerton3162 4 года назад +18

      @@CallieMasters5000 All his money for sometime will be going to pay off that truck! They ain't cheap. I would rather have that old Chevy truck.

    • @stevenelson8560
      @stevenelson8560 4 года назад +9

      @@ronfullerton3162 I love one of those old Chevy or Ford trucks, beautiful and simple things that actually were built to work.

    • @Quagthistle
      @Quagthistle 4 года назад +9

      Yes, this parking is maintained soley for the benefit of pidgeons and as a place to relieve yourself if the line at your favorite bar is simply too long. No cars are EVER allowed to park here. That makes *so* much sence... -.- I mean, seriously, the WHOLE reason they tow people is to make room for the people who actually DO need to park there.

  • @chicagoforce2642
    @chicagoforce2642 4 года назад +212

    You know how it is : Giant truck = small “package”.

    • @waveformdistortion
      @waveformdistortion 4 года назад +41

      And considering how squeaky clean it is, you just know that big jacked up truck is more of a Mall Terrain Vehicle.

    • @Deuteromis
      @Deuteromis 4 года назад +12

      @@waveformdistortion 😂 Mall Terrain Vehicle, nice one.

    • @BadDriversOfAugustaGeorgia
      @BadDriversOfAugustaGeorgia 4 года назад +2

      Have always been this obsessed with male genitalia?

    • @deathproofpony
      @deathproofpony 4 года назад +9

      @@BadDriversOfAugustaGeorgia I don't know, have you?

    • @friesm2000
      @friesm2000 4 года назад +2

      let alone can't drive/park it either....

  • @bethgundersen9397
    @bethgundersen9397 3 года назад +2

    I love the humor and effects on these videos!!! The "wahkachicka" music when the cop arrives is CLASSIC!!!

  • @jonwoodrum9478
    @jonwoodrum9478 4 года назад +258

    The ghost image of his truck being towed, your killing me !

  • @DESUDESU24
    @DESUDESU24 4 года назад +285

    Ah, the typical behavior of what I would expect from someone with a lifted pavement princess truck.

    • @AutumnFire1414
      @AutumnFire1414 4 года назад +34

      'Lifted pavement princess truck' that is FANTASTIC. I'm stealing it.

    • @pikehunter23750
      @pikehunter23750 4 года назад +15

      I love how he peacocked around the building with his straight billed backwards hat acting all hard. Definitely had mommy issues.

    • @alexharper9819
      @alexharper9819 4 года назад +1

      Lifted pavement princess truck? Is it jealousy over not having a lifted truck or something else?

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 4 года назад +17

      @@alexharper9819
      D E F E N S I V E

    • @Mongoswede
      @Mongoswede 4 года назад +1

      I'm expecting he will run for president next

  • @aaroncurley2377
    @aaroncurley2377 4 года назад +29

    Nice “Get Smart” reference. I love that old show.

  • @openorwap5412
    @openorwap5412 2 года назад +6

    I've no idea how or why RUclips has recommended these videos to me 3 years down the line, but I ain't mad - the savagery in the editing is unmatched, and I feel a solid binge-watch coming on! Bravo! 😆

  • @fehlrock
    @fehlrock 4 года назад +868

    People like this are Amazing, how the function in life is a mystery

    • @Arltratlo
      @Arltratlo 4 года назад +11

      Its a Darren?

    • @africacarey
      @africacarey 4 года назад +8

      Was thinking same

    • @PrdDad
      @PrdDad 4 года назад +21

      This is what not having a father growing up gets society. A bunch of babies throwing tantrums. Its almost like if we don't step in they could start burning down citys. Oh wait. To late.

    • @m9shamalan
      @m9shamalan 4 года назад +30

      one of them is currently your president

    • @PrdDad
      @PrdDad 4 года назад +28

      @@m9shamalan as biden reads from a teleprompter, thinks he's running for the Senate. Dosent know what state he is ever in. Thinks his daughter is his wife. But trumps the moron? Your severely misguided.

  • @jerillarhen
    @jerillarhen 4 года назад +27

    Had a feeling when I saw the "Bro truck" coming this was going to be better than most episodes. Hate seeing that beautiful, hard work designed truck turned into a jacked up pavement princess.

    • @tinknal6449
      @tinknal6449 4 года назад +3

      Yep, I drive a 19 year old Ford with iffy tires that does more work in a month than that truck does all year.

    • @stolman2197
      @stolman2197 4 года назад +2

      Literally part of my job is driving off road, he ruined that truck for off road.

    • @richardyost2522
      @richardyost2522 4 года назад +5

      A lot of boys do that while compensating for tiny body parts. This guy was an idiot. I laugh every time I see one of these lifted ‘cowboy cadillacs’ .

    • @BoringIntrovert1982
      @BoringIntrovert1982 4 года назад +1

      A lot of wasted 💲for sure 🙄 to each his own I guess.

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 4 года назад +2

      Seeing that well preserved '65 Chevy still being used for work was nice though.

  • @bflaminio
    @bflaminio 4 года назад +35

    EPIC GToger vid. This one had everything, except, curiously, the Jetsons scooters.

    • @ogivecrush
      @ogivecrush 4 года назад +6

      The scooters seem to be primarily nocturnal.

    • @MrAudienceMember2662015
      @MrAudienceMember2662015 4 года назад +4

      David Spangler (whispers) “They only come out at night.”

    • @ogivecrush
      @ogivecrush 4 года назад +3

      @@MrAudienceMember2662015 "........mostly."

    • @unclebozo9845
      @unclebozo9845 4 года назад +3

      Didn't have a Tinkle Timer either

    • @willer3399
      @willer3399 4 года назад

      MrAudienceMember, “Baby Snakes” 👶 🐍 FZ!

  • @kyles6964
    @kyles6964 Год назад +3

    This channel is better than anything Netflix has ever produced.

  • @madPav3L
    @madPav3L 4 года назад +19

    That little map tracking his movement was perfect, good idea :)

  • @TheCabledawg1
    @TheCabledawg1 4 года назад +713

    There are no signs!
    How did you get this number?

  • @laugesen18
    @laugesen18 4 года назад +39

    Talk about a drama Queen. 🤦🏼‍♀️ Dang, haven’t laughed that much in a while🤣🤣🤣

  • @theondebray
    @theondebray 3 года назад +16

    I worked in a garage when I was a kid. It took me about 2 minutes to work out that the bigger the car, the bigger the arsehole driving it.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 года назад

      Me in a Toyota 86: *agreed*
      Lol

    • @theondebray
      @theondebray Год назад

      Right spot on mate! I pumped gas when I was a teen, sure found that out quick. Now we have the widespread big car disease, I wd say its even worse these days!

  • @n0ukf
    @n0ukf 4 года назад +134

    "That other car didn't get towed."
    He should point harder so the impound lot attendant can see better over the phone which one he's talking about.

    • @771shadowolf
      @771shadowolf 4 года назад +1

      Duh but obviously the trucker got more money lolz what a scam

    • @killerdoxen
      @killerdoxen 4 года назад +5

      Probably allowed to park there.

    • @771shadowolf
      @771shadowolf 4 года назад

      @@killerdoxen probably

  • @bubzilla6137
    @bubzilla6137 4 года назад +92

    "The officer went on to respond to other, even dumber, calls"- There's probably far more truth to this than most people realize! Lol! Great video today, Chris!!! 🤗🤗🤗

    • @KamaKazi2006
      @KamaKazi2006 4 года назад +9

      You bet there is! - J the DPD Dispatcher

    • @thevetdude19k
      @thevetdude19k 4 года назад +6

      Yep...many.....Dallas area officer....

    • @emperordalektardis
      @emperordalektardis 4 года назад +4

      Ain't that the truth! South Australia police officer

  • @ciaobellagente798
    @ciaobellagente798 4 года назад +66

    I'm Italian, right now the entire country is in quarantine. So glad I can watch all your videos :)

    • @KarlHenryMartinsson
      @KarlHenryMartinsson 4 года назад +11

      Stay safe!

    • @jtc1947
      @jtc1947 4 года назад +7

      @ SYLVIA....HOPE that ALL OF YOU ARE SAFE! Plenty of food, water and the other needs!

    • @Cassiopea525
      @Cassiopea525 4 года назад +1

      Best of luck to you!

    • @yantapadilla7945
      @yantapadilla7945 4 года назад +2

      Stay safe and b strong....💜 From Cali

    • @aussierose
      @aussierose 4 года назад

      Sylvia, have you seen "I Panetellas " parodie you tube videos? they are so funny!! Loads to watch while in quarantine.

  • @dlgrayskibum
    @dlgrayskibum 2 года назад +8

    This was the best one yet! It never ceases to amaze me how dumb some people are. But on the positive side, I've learned more from the mistakes I've made than from doing things right, and we can only hope this unfortunate lost soul has learned a valuable life lesson from his fateful mistake. 🙂

  • @spiritofthewolf15x
    @spiritofthewolf15x 4 года назад +273

    Truck Douche: "You're gonna have to MAKE me leave"
    Tech: Lol, ok. Hello Police?

    • @l.d.t.6327
      @l.d.t.6327 4 года назад +15

      the sad thing is that all of this costs money to every tax payer. The police has better things to do...

    • @deineroehre
      @deineroehre 4 года назад +5

      @@l.d.t.6327 Why don't they charge them (the towed guy, not the trespassed property of course) for obviously unnecessary missions? Some would learn then how to behave, at least I hope so. You only get people with money...

    • @taiphan6938
      @taiphan6938 4 года назад +3

      deineroehre2012 well then we have a different problem where people afraid to call the police cuz if their problem is deemed unworthy of the police time then they lose some money

    • @TheRealJohnStephenson
      @TheRealJohnStephenson 4 года назад

      It's poetic justice that the police are less than a half mile from the building too.

    • @ozyankee4403
      @ozyankee4403 4 года назад

      @@taiphan6938 ... your comment about people being afraid to call the police.
      People shouldn’t be afraid of the police.
      On the other hand ..
      ... those who violate the law shouldn’t.
      .. those who violate the law should comply with law enforcement directions
      .. people shouldn’t resist arrest.
      The police are equal opportunity enforcers...
      Those who behave and comply to directions have no issues
      Those who don’t...
      .... can choose to have their lawyer represent them..
      ... or can continue to resist elevating the use of force required to affect the arrest.

  • @00jeffwc
    @00jeffwc 4 года назад +63

    In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny, "What a maroon!"

  • @I_am_Allan
    @I_am_Allan 4 года назад +108

    "As the bike-bar wheels turn, so do the hours of idiots towed, lives."

    • @bkitteh6295
      @bkitteh6295 4 года назад +2

      NICE soap opera reference!!! When I was a toddler, my babysitter used to watch that. I was supposed to be sleeping, but instead I was having my brain tattooed with soaps...

    • @I_am_Allan
      @I_am_Allan 4 года назад

      @@bkitteh6295 yeah, in the 80's my womb donor would spend countless useless hours watching them.

    • @nonmihiseddeo4181
      @nonmihiseddeo4181 4 года назад +3

      Like sand through the hourglass, so run the towed cars to the impound yard.

  • @gusdogbrownlab435
    @gusdogbrownlab435 Год назад +1

    Love the 60s/70s suspense music change when the cop shows up. Got a ''Bullit'' vibe going on there

  • @MrBalloonHanz
    @MrBalloonHanz 4 года назад +201

    @6:25 when the minimap showed up to show his movements around the block, that shit was hilarious and the drum beat during this time was perfect! Haha

  • @bruceogwin1346
    @bruceogwin1346 4 года назад +42

    This had to be in the top 5 of my all time favorite videos you've done so far, if only a jetson scooter could have gone by.....oh well, maybe next time! Lol. Keep up the awesome videos!

    • @grantbean2631
      @grantbean2631 4 года назад +1

      It had a drum walk-by too. A first, I believe.

  • @davidbryant88
    @davidbryant88 4 года назад +72

    After this the officer responded to a fight in
    progress over toilet paper 🧻

    • @stormdancer1378
      @stormdancer1378 4 года назад

      Maybe the drink spilled ant th r bar tender got in an arguement.
      Bar tender. "You tossed my drink. Get out!"
      Spiller. "It was crap. You leave! (Gets off bar and stomp foot.)

    • @bobby_greene
      @bobby_greene 4 года назад

      Maybe he's mad because his back seats were full of toilet paper

    • @overthehandlebars
      @overthehandlebars 4 года назад +1

      + cases of bottled water and hand sanitizer

  • @joselegaspi2549
    @joselegaspi2549 Год назад +1

    I just love that drum beat, no joke. When i hear that i know show's over. One of the best boss's music ever.

  • @ddavis504
    @ddavis504 4 года назад +90

    Oh wow. We getting some inside footage now. Just wanna say I really enjoy the amount of effort you put into your videos.

  • @HurricaneWanderer
    @HurricaneWanderer 4 года назад +248

    I like how the Volvo’s driver is like “Nope not today”.

    • @NinjaPastry
      @NinjaPastry 4 года назад +5

      He could have easily rolled his window down and said "sorry! Just turning around!" I would have had I not known there was a towing warning

    • @stevefriedl3983
      @stevefriedl3983 4 года назад

      "The nopiest nope that ever noped" :-)

  •  4 года назад +84

    You know, seeing stuck-up jerks like this guy get humbled every now and then is one of life's simple joys. Thanks for another great video, this one had everything.

    • @donaldyoung9208
      @donaldyoung9208 4 года назад +4

      The problem is it never sticks and they just continue being stuck up.

    • @steakman
      @steakman 4 года назад +2

      I bet he didnt get humble at all. He probably tells everyone he was unfailry towed. I have a friend just like this.

  • @Jeff-kw8jj
    @Jeff-kw8jj Год назад +3

    Locked vestibules ARE THE BEST!

  • @mr.robinson1982
    @mr.robinson1982 3 года назад +79

    Never park underneath a sign that says "Unauthorized parking will be towed @ owners expense" & then expect to see your unattended vehicle be where you left it...this comes under the heading of common sense....but IT IS DALLAS... so you can't expect people to know how to read..

    • @alizierny
      @alizierny 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @kokutoryuu8312
      @kokutoryuu8312 3 года назад +6

      I mean, there were no signs, and the signs were confusing. Clearly not his fault.

    • @brianwinter4019
      @brianwinter4019 2 года назад +9

      This is Texas, I gots freedumbs!

    • @joecobb5520
      @joecobb5520 Год назад +1

      @@kokutoryuu8312 There were no signs, but the signs were confusing? This makes no sense.

  • @ocdholic
    @ocdholic 4 года назад +85

    The drama here deserves to be on a subreddit!
    Edit: Male Karen right there lol

    • @TheCarolinaCannonball
      @TheCarolinaCannonball 4 года назад +8

      I think those are called Chads

    • @rgrndu
      @rgrndu 4 года назад +4

      Kemikalnova Hanging Chads?

    • @DurradonXylles
      @DurradonXylles 4 года назад +2

      I thought they were called "Kevins"

    • @TheCarolinaCannonball
      @TheCarolinaCannonball 4 года назад +4

      @@DurradonXylles Kevins, Chads,...Richards....all classic names for a he-bitch

    • @obsidian00
      @obsidian00 4 года назад +1

      We shall name him...”Karl”?!

  • @Terry_and_Dena
    @Terry_and_Dena 4 года назад +28

    Oh, I love the new complaint tracker radar.

  • @davidmansell5986
    @davidmansell5986 2 года назад +1

    Aww Bless him. I hope his Mummy got his Teddy bear back and put in his pram after he'd chucked it out. What a prize idiot! "The signs that aren't there are too small!" I don't think Mensa will be getting an application from this gentleman!

  • @CallieMasters5000
    @CallieMasters5000 4 года назад +13

    The video quality is excellent on this one. You can clearly see the spiteful anguish on this guy, and I predict this won't be the last time you get a visit from him. Any mischief anytime soon, it'll be him.