Kratos disagrees: Is lumped with even heavier deadweight than Nero is Vergil disagrees: Evades child support payments for so long that he literally decides to live two separate lives in order to avoid it
Bro's not interested in sex. His passion is Pizza. Vergil showed a weakness once at it gave us THE famous Dead Weight we know. Later on he learned Dante's way.
@@arcade010 well I mean, they both got same powers. Literally. In past games Dante ALSO could stop time and call doublegangers. So I would've died if they'd fight with using ALL of the arsenal.
Knowing his escapades, not surprised if of the arrays of demon lords/lord-wanna-bes he has probably styled on one that "represent" sex, fertility, and lust or something of the like (ik 3 has "lust" as an enemy type but they're grunts) Hell, probably turned into a devil arm that's something akin to Sweet Surrender lol Edit: yeah, yeah, Nevan could be it
@@kingstaze9696 from the graphic art book's description, she's a sorceresses with a succubus-like role (seducing humans to the path of hell), so I think you could see her as such. (I know he fingered her on the g-string, but I don't think I want to know how someone could jack off with an electric-guitar-scythe that shots bats)
To be fair, this man has been trying to enjoy his pizza for the past 18 years, and keeps being interrupted by demons and weird people. I mean, I would say yes. Lady is best girl.
As hilarious as this is, I also find it kind of sad that Dante has never really had a girlfriend much less a genuine potential romantic partner I really think he just sees lady and Trish as sort of siblings. With Trish at least makes sense though considering how she looks like his mother😂.
I mean, he tried to "do" Lady like 5 times in DMC3, but she rejected him. And he's also not a virgin, like he literally used to give it to anything with a pulse and that had two holes. Tho it is still sad since the reason he doesn't have a couple or children is because he basically attracts misery to anyone he remotely cares for, he wouldn't want his wofe or kids to be in the same situation he was as a child when Mundus' minions killed his mother and tortured his brother, so he prevents this by simply not having a couple
@@MILDMONSTER1234 Oh no. The funny thing is: Dante is broke cause He deals a lot of property damage while on the job. Lady and Trish have a laugh together Sticking Dante with THEIR bills. It's so fucked up but it's so hilarious.
Bury the light DMC 5 Immortal temptation Takes over my mind, condemned Falling weak on my knees Summon the strength of mayhem I am the storm that is approaching Provoking black clouds in isolation I am reclaimer of my name Born in flames, I have been blessed My family crest is a demon of death Forsakened, I am awakened A phoenix's ash in dark divine Descending misery Destiny chasing time Inherit the nightmare, surrounded by fate Can't run away Keep walking the line, between the light Led astray Through vacant halls I won't surrender The truth revealed in eyes of ember We fight through fire and ice forever Two souls once lost, and now they remember I am the storm that is approaching Provoking black clouds in isolation I am reclaimer of my name Born in flames, I have been blessed My family crest is a demon of death Forsakened, I am awakened A phoenix's ash in dark divine Descending misery Destiny chasing time Disappear into the night Lost shadows left behind Obsession's pulling me Fading, I've come to take what's mine Lurking in the shadows under veil of night Constellations of blood pirouette Dancing through the graves of those who stand at my feet Dreams of the black throne I keep on repeat A derelict of dark, summoned from the ashes The puppet master congregates all the masses Pulling strings, twisting minds as blades hit You want this power? Then come try and take it Beyond the tree, fire burns Secret love, bloodline yearns Dark minds embrace, crimson joy Does your dim heart heal or destroy? Bury the light deep within Cast aside, there's no coming home We're burning chaos in the wind Drifting in the ocean all alone
Subhuman DMC 5 As I stare into the eye of the coming Apocalypse I see them reaching for my soul I cannot erupt, I must control I cannot erupt, I must explode Funny how the mind tries to sink me deeper As the evil tries to turn me around I will not falter, shout at the devil As I bury them six foot underground The hours trapped in windowpane As it all locks me in chains The heartless ride and happy Thoughts of this crumbling world You cannot kill me I am Omega You cannot kill me I am Subhuman You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt) I am Omega (I must control) You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt) I must explode I must not forget, that I have bled From no respect for the demons in my head Something save me, put me out of my destiny And drop me safely in this hell I see right past me, the eyes are flashing As I call upon the dark gift to erupt With the devil on my back And out demons right in front I slash through and slice its shadow up You cannot kill me I am Omega You cannot kill me I am Subhuman You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt) I am Omega (I must control) You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt) I must explode I feel the devil in me We're coming right for you I feel the devil in me We're coming right for you You cannot kill me I am Omega You cannot kill me I am Subhuman You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt) I am Omega (I must control) You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt) I must explode
Alternative clip: roar of the sin devil trigger transformation in the background, Dante rushes at lady in said form. The camera gets knocked down and signal is lost.
All joke aside please! These animation is so smooth! But the thing that have my attention not only scene build environment, BUT THAT SWEET SWEET AWESOME LIGHTING!!
Gotta love how He basically Royal guarded her Pizza just to Royal released his Pizza
Royal guard this,
Royal guard that.
Did you royally touched the girl before?
🍕
Wow
PIZZA > Ladies (Sorry, Lady. Priorities.)
How can Lady compare to piping hot, cheesy goodness?
@@DrDabblur I'm something of a Wacky Woohoo Pizza Man myself, ngl.
@@DrDabblur....A storm is approaching.....
As a woman myself, those priorities have to be respected! Pizza before ladies
Yes
Dante knows that sex doesn’t give stylish points, adding nothing to his cool factor
as Leon once said "no thanks, bro"
Kratos disagrees
Vergil disagrees
Kratos disagrees: Is lumped with even heavier deadweight than Nero is
Vergil disagrees: Evades child support payments for so long that he literally decides to live two separate lives in order to avoid it
Can yyou imagine a style meter every couple of thrusts 😂
Smoking sexy style!
Dante's not trying to fall into the same trap his brother did.
He'd have to pay child support. He's already broke and that also means no more pizza time
@@internetduck1114why can’t he buy a condom?
@@org_xiiiDo you really think a small piece of plastic can hold back the blood of Sparda?
@@Kakomonour i guess not
What form of power is this?
Bro's not interested in sex. His passion is Pizza.
Vergil showed a weakness once at it gave us THE famous Dead Weight we know.
Later on he learned Dante's way.
damn vergil is weak because hes not a virgin
@@arcade010 well I mean, they both got same powers.
Literally.
In past games Dante ALSO could stop time and call doublegangers. So I would've died if they'd fight with using ALL of the arsenal.
fifth dante style: contraception
...And ice cream.
I MAY SOUND LIKE A SILLY CLOWN
Dante can't lose his virginity because he never loses.
Can’t break that combo my guy
YOU CANNOT PEEL ME
@@thedeadweightedI AM A MANGO
He loses only to Vergil
He already lost it in the manga lol
This is the first sfm DMC I've ever seen and it's well animated. Bravo.
Edit : Subscribed.
Can i suggest Half a demoms band?
Dante just doesnt understand what he is getting proposed to. He doesnt know what sx is. Because he killed it, he thinks.
Of course, sex must die
He knows and knows well hes just a chad
Knowing his escapades, not surprised if of the arrays of demon lords/lord-wanna-bes he has probably styled on one that "represent" sex, fertility, and lust or something of the like (ik 3 has "lust" as an enemy type but they're grunts)
Hell, probably turned into a devil arm that's something akin to Sweet Surrender lol
Edit: yeah, yeah, Nevan could be it
@@Totallyarealhuman2210 Like Nevan?
@@kingstaze9696 from the graphic art book's description, she's a sorceresses with a succubus-like role (seducing humans to the path of hell), so I think you could see her as such.
(I know he fingered her on the g-string, but I don't think I want to know how someone could jack off with an electric-guitar-scythe that shots bats)
Dante's missed opportunity to give Nero a cousin
He really said no more child support 😂💀
Id take her offer i know she'll have me pay her but i say its worth it
She was very specific. I don't think what she's offering tends to lead to pregnancy.
He doesn’t have the money for child support
Well that and raising the kid would be hard either way
He didn’t want another Dead Weight 💀💀💀
That's my man Dante. He's got his priorities right
"You can not kill me, I am subhuman!!!!"
Virgil: *appears out of nowhere* Bonjour.
@@bonniefazman9065 Dante: ROYAL GUARD
@@thehunter_3414
Virgil: *Bury the Light intensifies*
@@bonniefazman9065 Dante: YOU CAN NOT KILL ME I AM OMEGA
@@thehunter_3414
Virgil: Agree to disagree
Basically lore accurate dante.
Dante is the kind of guy who P ranks Pizza Tower on his first run
Dante would probably be the first person to pre order the game
Dante would definitely beat up Peppino or either work up with him
Dante already has Spider-Man 3 and Gta 7 100%
@@Wall207SlowDose he also have Half Life 3 , Team Fortress 3 and Portal 3 ?
Lady always did seem more like a little sister type than a romantic interest, even if she prefers the latter.
Lucia is his love interest that never was
I felt Trish was implied as romantic interest, but frankly just refuse to see it as.
@@TheNemesis432 Oh hell nah she looks like his mom
@@TheNemesis432 literally has his mom's look
My f’in ass she does. Rewatch the scene after the lady and Dante fight in Dmc 3
To be fair, this man has been trying to enjoy his pizza for the past 18 years, and keeps being interrupted by demons and weird people.
I mean, I would say yes. Lady is best girl.
We missed the part when Dante says
“just kidding, I can do both”
If Lady able to cook Pizza. Maybe things will ended differently
Dante knows better than to summon a Vergil status.
Dante: Pizza
Vergil: Berry Delight
I'm the first to comment on a verified channels comment, nice
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Ah finally, dante can eat pizza without 3 demons appearing out of nowhere and impaling him
Any girl crazy enough to hold a pizza vertically isn't worth it. My man is no simp.
even tho its made with sfm it legit looks like it came from the game
thing remaining was adding the subtitles if the font used in game was available
Thanks! I put a lot of time in to try to make sure it looked pretty close.
Then there's me who doesn't play with subtitles on... 😅
Daily reminder that Dante tried to kiss Lady in dmc3 but when she backed off he didn't tried to make more advances.
You only get one chance with Dante I guess!
Chad king Dante:
Politely denies sex for Pizza.
Betacuck simp Vergil:
Cries about power, gives in to human urges.
As hilarious as this is, I also find it kind of sad that Dante has never really had a girlfriend much less a genuine potential romantic partner I really think he just sees lady and Trish as sort of siblings. With Trish at least makes sense though considering how she looks like his mother😂.
I mean, he tried to "do" Lady like 5 times in DMC3, but she rejected him. And he's also not a virgin, like he literally used to give it to anything with a pulse and that had two holes. Tho it is still sad since the reason he doesn't have a couple or children is because he basically attracts misery to anyone he remotely cares for, he wouldn't want his wofe or kids to be in the same situation he was as a child when Mundus' minions killed his mother and tortured his brother, so he prevents this by simply not having a couple
@@crackaddict1692he flirted with her twice actually then got in her personal space when after they fought
Why is that sad?
Ayo the pizza here
its so sad that Mari died of ligma...
@@lesterpva6687 what the hell is sad
@@CatOfExplo Ligma balls
@@lesterpva6687 A---
@@lesterpva6687No, this isn't how you supposed to play the game
Priorities Dante Priorities
He has them straight, tho.
The middle finger in the end was personal
Nero walking in and seeing this: 🤨
To be fair: In canon Lady wouldn't sleep with Dante cause He's Part Demon. 🤷 her Loss. I'm straight but I'll let Dante SSS me in bed. XD
I just assumed it’s cause he’s broke
@@MILDMONSTER1234 Oh no. The funny thing is: Dante is broke cause He deals a lot of property damage while on the job. Lady and Trish have a laugh together Sticking Dante with THEIR bills. It's so fucked up but it's so hilarious.
@Patrick Bateman Dante does deliver some money to his dead Friend's kids.
I'm a girl and i want Dante do me the same 😩
@@angelcake18im not dante but i can help you out with that
Dante the type of guy to eat pizza and not pay attention to Lady.
This is great
>Joins youtube.
>Makes two baller short sfms.
>Doesn't explains any further.
>Disappears.
Dante: Nope, im not gonna fall in the same trap as Vergil.
Dante doesn't wanna pay child support since he can't afford it anyways
It was the right decision
"No way," *I've* "got my own"
💪🏻Sigma Dante
It’s all fun and games till he says “swordmaster”
He could have eaten Lady's pizza too yknow👀
This needs Vergil status... Slay aaaall
A DMC status in DMC
IRONIC
Dante can status too, they're siblings after all
it's an animation... it's beautiful!
"Diablos Pizza? Nah, I've had enough of those.
Got any Tigrex, though? I need a slice for a decoration."
I was expecting that one Pizza Time line from Spider Man 2
Bury the light DMC 5
Immortal temptation
Takes over my mind, condemned
Falling weak on my knees
Summon the strength of mayhem
I am the storm that is approaching
Provoking black clouds in isolation
I am reclaimer of my name
Born in flames, I have been blessed
My family crest is a demon of death
Forsakened, I am awakened
A phoenix's ash in dark divine
Descending misery
Destiny chasing time
Inherit the nightmare, surrounded by fate
Can't run away
Keep walking the line, between the light
Led astray
Through vacant halls I won't surrender
The truth revealed in eyes of ember
We fight through fire and ice forever
Two souls once lost, and now they remember
I am the storm that is approaching
Provoking black clouds in isolation
I am reclaimer of my name
Born in flames, I have been blessed
My family crest is a demon of death
Forsakened, I am awakened
A phoenix's ash in dark divine
Descending misery
Destiny chasing time
Disappear into the night
Lost shadows left behind
Obsession's pulling me
Fading, I've come to take what's mine
Lurking in the shadows under veil of night
Constellations of blood pirouette
Dancing through the graves of those who stand at my feet
Dreams of the black throne I keep on repeat
A derelict of dark, summoned from the ashes
The puppet master congregates all the masses
Pulling strings, twisting minds as blades hit
You want this power? Then come try and take it
Beyond the tree, fire burns
Secret love, bloodline yearns
Dark minds embrace, crimson joy
Does your dim heart heal or destroy?
Bury the light deep within
Cast aside, there's no coming home
We're burning chaos in the wind
Drifting in the ocean all alone
Subhuman DMC 5
As I stare into the eye of the coming
Apocalypse I see them reaching for my soul
I cannot erupt, I must control
I cannot erupt, I must explode
Funny how the mind tries to sink me deeper
As the evil tries to turn me around
I will not falter, shout at the devil
As I bury them six foot underground
The hours trapped in windowpane
As it all locks me in chains
The heartless ride and happy
Thoughts of this crumbling world
You cannot kill me
I am Omega
You cannot kill me
I am Subhuman
You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt)
I am Omega (I must control)
You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt)
I must explode
I must not forget, that I have bled
From no respect for the demons in my head
Something save me, put me out of my destiny
And drop me safely in this hell
I see right past me, the eyes are flashing
As I call upon the dark gift to erupt
With the devil on my back
And out demons right in front
I slash through and slice its shadow up
You cannot kill me
I am Omega
You cannot kill me
I am Subhuman
You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt)
I am Omega (I must control)
You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt)
I must explode
I feel the devil in me
We're coming right for you
I feel the devil in me
We're coming right for you
You cannot kill me
I am Omega
You cannot kill me
I am Subhuman
You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt)
I am Omega (I must control)
You cannot kill me (I cannot erupt)
I must explode
@@dyingscarlet I CAN NOT ERUPT
I MUST CONTROL
I CAN NOT ERUPT
I MUST EXPLODE
@@LongsEdits-dq8ej Thank you, Dante Sparda from Devil May Cry 3.
This why he is omega
I thought Vergil was the Alpha (and the Omega)?
@@SimoneBellomonte dante omega vergil alpha and omega
@@Voiderful Vergil just Alpha. Dante Omega. You cannot kill him
@@cvzanikos1 vergil named alpha and omega even in the game
@@Voiderful by who? Himself? Lol
Dante ain't no simp
you guys know that he needed to take a naked lady sprite and then do this?
You don't want to know about my other work...
@@DrDabblur what
@@DrDabblur at first I was curious, but now you have my attention.
Sadly this Lady is lacking in curves and thickness but I'd still hit...
@@DrDabblur Give that to me
Thanks dante i didnt need to judgment cut end everything
somehow i knew it was porn just from the animation style
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Alternative clip: roar of the sin devil trigger transformation in the background, Dante rushes at lady in said form. The camera gets knocked down and signal is lost.
Bruh 💀
That is some analog horror shit right there.
Lady coming into frame like that hit me like a fucking truck, but you got great talent mate
Only thing that would make this better is if they integrated Peter Parker and had the pizza theme playing in the background.
Dante finally got that Pineapple and Anchovies pizza he called Leon for…
(Cookies and creme for those who know where this is from)
LADY'S Pizza > the One Dante is Eating
Dante on his way to High Five Leon Kennedy. NWF gang.
lol i tought it was some Pizza Tower stuff with DMC as well
damn, I want dat pizza
Bro really did the DMC 3 goofy pizza-eating face
Dante is probably more interested in Morrigan anyways
she best be glad Kratos isn't there otherwise well we get a serious minigame if you know what I mean.
We must stay focused brothers, we must stay focused
"slay all"
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APROAAAAAAACHING!
What a interesting animation I hope the animator makes an animation with rey skywalker
Why not both? There both great options.
Dante: Not now, I’m hungry
Looks like canonically accurate Dante to me.
you could probably animate full fights
cause this was pretty good
If dante had taken few steps then we know lady would been having an child half devil child with dante why idk understand yourself.
Dante going the "IF SHE BREATHS, SHES A THOOOOOOOT" Route
That’s what Arkham said as he was swinging the force edge around in dmc3 dubbed version
Dante knows it will only give the franchise another deadweight
this is just begging for a vergil edit
This is just a sneak peek of this guys “other work”
i KNEW the animation looked off at first 💀
Lady got friendzoned over a pizza.
Ah no you can't have that pizza,You don't like that flavor remember?
That sounds just like Reuben Langdon, but I don't think that voice line is from any of the games
Boys its confirmed
Pizza solos
Lets give like to creator of this, cuz he needed to find or crate this model of Lady just for one video
Honestly he probably liked it
This video is gonna get age restricted
Dang Dante isn'ta simp HAHAHAHAH
This is canon now.
It's a canon event.
All joke aside please! These animation is so smooth! But the thing that have my attention not only scene build environment, BUT THAT SWEET SWEET AWESOME LIGHTING!!
*laughs* okay that's a good joke
Every time someone says pizza time I think of Peter Parker 😂
I think of that and It's Pizza Time in Pizza Tower
Priority:food
all a man just needs is motivation
No wonder why Vergil is so jelly of Dante. He'll never get any booty no matter how much power he gathers.
Vergil has a son
While dante doesnt even got one
That pun was terrible lady.
But goddammit I love it
This remind me of when dante eat the pizza 🍕🍕🍕 🚗
Finally a good quality animation that isn’t sexual.
Pizza superiority is forever
He's vegan so he refuses to eat her meat.
Dante is making a point not to go out with women who shoot him in the head.
Maybe if it was the DMC4 version of her.
Ace Dante ftw
Dante Pizzasexual confrimmed.
The man knows his priorities 👍
Delivered by Peppino's Pizza
Good chose Dante