Just to say, this must have been one long ass editing job and I really appreciate that it is still edited. It feels really tightly packed with funnies despite the fact it's two hours long and one of the most unpleasant games I've ever watched.
So glad you two played this game, so I never have to. I'm also convinced that it was entertaining solely because it was you two playing. Thanks for your honorable sacrifices. xD
damm johnny is visibly pissed off at 1:44:00 during the cutscene. he was twitching just before but u can clearly see his johnny widen his eyes and calm his nerve with his breathing. i feel you man. I felt like breaking the priest neck through my screen
Visit Temple Gate! Lots of fun activities to be enjoyed, including rafting, mountaineering, spelunking, archery, swimming, and of course, getting murdered by rabid religious zealots.
Eurogamer Knoth's health bar is twice as long on Hard. His death scene is downright embarrassing. "Argh, the life drains out of me. I deliver myself into the Lord's hands... If only I'd killed more babies... or less. One or the other. I die. I DIE! Any minute now... hum. How are things with you?"
Johnny and aifie need to continue on in to other horror games. This series just kept me glued to my phone watching other people get scared, and I believe these two's delightful back and forth helped greatly. Keep up the great videos!
you know, not to be pedantic but you wouldn't be able to to hang somebody on a cross with nails through the hands. the hands wouldn't support the weight. the romans, who knew about anatomy, crucified people through the wrists, through the gap in the two forearm bones which would support the weight.
It's like "Why I hate religion" third-grade essay that never happened. Thankfully, writers bottled up their feelings, and years later poured it into this lovely game! Thanks for making it to the end, it was probably not as fun as we had watching you two.
Thank you Johnny and Aoife for putting yourselves through this. I agree with you 100% - that made no fucking sense at all. It was highly entertaining though :-D
Even though Aoife is better at this game (no offense Johnny), she would still get killed earlier. Why? Because she'll be easily found because she'll be shouting things like: "I'M SO GOOD AT HIDING".
The game goes too far for a cheap, base and needless "story". That said, i do hope you guys do more story based lets plays, you made a fairly grim game entertaining. It's a simple quiet fun respite for the day. Also Aoife if you read this, slowly sipping some honey should help with your throat.
No baby has ever come out that fast. Lol yeah cus the 8 months of being pregnant that took place seemingly overnight wasn't that fast either lol love these guys
Having watched the AH playthrough of this as well, it's been mildly interesting watching the EU vs US perspective on this game. The confusion and disinterest from Americans vs exasperation and also disinterest from Europeans shows how much the devs misjudged the audience. It was 2015, not 2005.
ugh, how did this not kill the Outlast IP? What it lacks in actual horror it makes up for with cheap shock and janky gore. What I've seen of Trials proudly continues that tradition.
I definitely enjoyed _you guys_ playing Outlast 2. I definitely did _not_ enjoy Outlast 2. Haven't played much of it myself, but as Johnny said, it made absolutely fuck all sense, so I'm done. Love Eurogamer regardless.
Jessica's murder was staged to look like suicide. I hate how u two acted like nothing happened and everything was all hunky dory when preachers in real life do this sick shit to young girls. Shame on u!
This game looked like shite to be honest. So much trial and error, drawn out over the top death animations, jump scares that stop being scary after the first 20 minutes since i can only get virtually disemboweled and dismembered in so many ways and it just gets dull. I really enjoyed seeing the two of you suffer through it in my stead though, and i very much hope that you do more of these playthroughs!
this was total balls compared to the first outlast game , that was tense ,interesting and scary ... this was boring , needlessly gross and made fuck all sense at the end.
And I thought the "real" ending for far cry 5 was a massive middle finger to the player. This game just flipped you off the whole way through and had no connection to the first one apparently
okay, scary is one thing...but isn't this just sick and disgusting? The first one was good because it was scary and wove an interesting story in there, but to use the most monstrous, gross things in the world like pedophilia, rape, dead babies...like what the fuck..This can't be entertainment, it's awful if it is...
I really enjoyed the little box in the corner going from a scare cam to a just generally kind of fed up cam over these four episodes.
Just to say, this must have been one long ass editing job and I really appreciate that it is still edited. It feels really tightly packed with funnies despite the fact it's two hours long and one of the most unpleasant games I've ever watched.
+Badthoughts90 Thank you! It took quiiiite a long time to sort through so nice to hear it was worth it :) (Aoife)
These Eurogamer "Let's Play" and "Late to the Party" videos are the digital equivalent to comfort food.
Mmmm pixels.
So glad you two played this game, so I never have to.
I'm also convinced that it was entertaining solely because it was you two playing.
Thanks for your honorable sacrifices. xD
It says a lot about this game that my favourite bits of this Let's Play series were Aoife shouting 'Bums, bums' and a great parody of Papa Roach.
damm johnny is visibly pissed off at 1:44:00 during the cutscene.
he was twitching just before but u can clearly see his johnny widen his eyes and calm his nerve with his breathing.
i feel you man. I felt like breaking the priest neck through my screen
Longer let's plays are always a good thing. Thanks guys!
Visit Temple Gate! Lots of fun activities to be enjoyed, including rafting, mountaineering, spelunking, archery, swimming, and of course, getting murdered by rabid religious zealots.
I was one of the people asking for more Outlast 2. I apologize.
I just watched this video whilst eating cereal. I'll send you the bill for my new appetite, seeing as I lost mine due to this video.
Play it again on a harder difficulty!
Eurogamer Knoth's health bar is twice as long on Hard. His death scene is downright embarrassing. "Argh, the life drains out of me. I deliver myself into the Lord's hands... If only I'd killed more babies... or less. One or the other. I die. I DIE! Any minute now... hum. How are things with you?"
Johnny and aifie need to continue on in to other horror games. This series just kept me glued to my phone watching other people get scared, and I believe these two's delightful back and forth helped greatly. Keep up the great videos!
you know, not to be pedantic but you wouldn't be able to to hang somebody on a cross with nails through the hands. the hands wouldn't support the weight. the romans, who knew about anatomy, crucified people through the wrists, through the gap in the two forearm bones which would support the weight.
How polite of them
“ You’ve got a terrible habit of *shut up* “
Good comeback, Johnny.
Thank you for doing these. I have Knoth laughed so hard since the last time I sacrificed an infant.
The game made zero sense, but thank you for powering through it. You guys rock!
Thanks for going through the entire game. I really enjoyed this Let's Play.
Thanks for playing the full game, I know it was probably a pain but you two are funny as hell together hence why I for one asked for more. :)
Aoife 'critique your sense of direction' Wilson and Johnny 'Shitting Balls!©' Chiodini present, Run away from many things 2.
Please play all of the shite games
It's like "Why I hate religion" third-grade essay that never happened. Thankfully, writers bottled up their feelings, and years later poured it into this lovely game!
Thanks for making it to the end, it was probably not as fun as we had watching you two.
Aoife being sick at work hits differently in COVID world
Alas, it's ended. Been a fun run. Thanks you two
Moooooar Let's Plays! Your commentary on these games is hilarious!
"Imagine if there was a fire."
I see a "Health and Safety, in the Workplace, in Video Games." Eurogamer video coming.
YAll two was the an only ones i watch play this from start to finish thanks
Thank you Johnny and Aoife for putting yourselves through this. I agree with you 100% - that made no fucking sense at all. It was highly entertaining though :-D
Even though Aoife is better at this game (no offense Johnny), she would still get killed earlier. Why? Because she'll be easily found because she'll be shouting things like: "I'M SO GOOD AT HIDING".
+Robert van der Leeuw I can't even be mad at this character analysis as it is so painfully true (Aoife)
We all got our quirks. For instanmce, I find it hard to make friends. (But my problem won't get me killed as easy as yours...)
The game goes too far for a cheap, base and needless "story".
That said, i do hope you guys do more story based lets plays, you made a fairly grim game entertaining. It's a simple quiet fun respite for the day.
Also Aoife if you read this, slowly sipping some honey should help with your throat.
+GabrielKnightz Thank you! Also I would, but I hate honey :(
but but but it's a super antibacterial, not even as a 'hot toddy'? oh well.
Hope you feel better though :)
And you should. I ain't eating no bee poo.
Technically vomit but fair enough :)
No baby has ever come out that fast. Lol yeah cus the 8 months of being pregnant that took place seemingly overnight wasn't that fast either lol love these guys
I love Aoife's sassy comments aboutthe English school system 😄
Having watched the AH playthrough of this as well, it's been mildly interesting watching the EU vs US perspective on this game. The confusion and disinterest from Americans vs exasperation and also disinterest from Europeans shows how much the devs misjudged the audience. It was 2015, not 2005.
Eurogamer there is a 5 issue comic series released by Red Barrels Studio. It's called "The Murkoff Account". Enjoy XD
The left-hand priest from the wall of the school looks like Richard Fish (played by Greg Germann) from Ally McBeal :D
I feel like this series should be called Aoife teaches noob to play games.
I'm pretty familiar with British lingo, but I don't recall ever hearing "Christ on a bike".
Woah! I'm here under 50 views. This is madness.
Also, Aoife I love your voice and everything you say.
Johnny did you Coheed and Cambria this video with "good eyes, sniper?" I doff my cap to you, emo sir.
Wow, tall pick axe lady got the Omen treatment.
If this game was played by literally any other people I would never have finished this let's play. Pointlessly disgusting. Only for Eurogamer.
Lol, you're so British Johnny - "Pardon?!"
This took me five days to watch because I keep having to go do stuff and think the same thing Johnny as with Mirror's edge.
Fucking jump scare at 14:40 or whatever got me so bad
That was the Wheel thing lol
It seems surprisingly easy to un-crucify yourself in this game. If only yer man knew...
"and that's the end of the game" 25 minutes into a 2 hour gameplay xD
Where can I find Johnny's T. rex tshirt???
The priest @18:18 looks like Elon Musk.
Was about to go to bed...guess I'm staying up now
ugh, how did this not kill the Outlast IP? What it lacks in actual horror it makes up for with cheap shock and janky gore. What I've seen of Trials proudly continues that tradition.
Johnny! I want that T shirt please, where did you purchasee it?
Girlswooned at Aoife's lickitung impression at 1:10:25
Johny's Gospel According to Dog
1.59.58
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
looks like you two need to lets play Bloodborne.
WHERE DO I GET THAT TREX SHIRT 😱😱😱
please play Injustice 2 two player mode.
Diablo 3 was banned but this is just fine... SERIOUSLY!?!
480p?
+Matt Dove Still processing!
Sorry! Watched the rest of the video in cool 1080p xD
I definitely enjoyed _you guys_ playing Outlast 2. I definitely did _not_ enjoy Outlast 2. Haven't played much of it myself, but as Johnny said, it made absolutely fuck all sense, so I'm done. Love Eurogamer regardless.
Jessica's murder was staged to look like suicide. I hate how u two acted like nothing happened and everything was all hunky dory when preachers in real life do this sick shit to young girls. Shame on u!
Didn't get the plot at all. All I know is that I had to see so much adult content yet the prettier ones were all fully clothed. So sad.
This game looked like shite to be honest. So much trial and error, drawn out over the top death animations, jump scares that stop being scary after the first 20 minutes since i can only get virtually disemboweled and dismembered in so many ways and it just gets dull.
I really enjoyed seeing the two of you suffer through it in my stead though, and i very much hope that you do more of these playthroughs!
this was total balls compared to the first outlast game , that was tense ,interesting and scary ... this was boring , needlessly gross and made fuck all sense at the end.
And I thought the "real" ending for far cry 5 was a massive middle finger to the player. This game just flipped you off the whole way through and had no connection to the first one apparently
okay, scary is one thing...but isn't this just sick and disgusting? The first one was good because it was scary and wove an interesting story in there, but to use the most monstrous, gross things in the world like pedophilia, rape, dead babies...like what the fuck..This can't be entertainment, it's awful if it is...