Trying very weird christmas cocktails (i puked after this)

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  • @chrisklemens
    @chrisklemens  Год назад +30

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    • @claribear4571
      @claribear4571 Год назад +1

      Ariana grande is anne frank 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @genesisabatayo3774
      @genesisabatayo3774 Год назад

      Are you not doing the Bay Area show anymore?🥺 Or did it sell out? I clicked the link and it says no events. Was hoping to possibly see you! 😊

    • @genesisabatayo3774
      @genesisabatayo3774 Год назад

      🥲🥲🥲🥲Just saw u already came 😭 hopefully you can come back out here again. Also hope you’re able to find footage 🥺❤️

  • @marianspokas5475
    @marianspokas5475 Год назад +2075

    “i like the taste profile, it’s just stressful to have milk in there” im dying your mom is hilarious

    • @chrisklemens
      @chrisklemens  Год назад +150

      she's truly on a different level

    • @manic_girl
      @manic_girl Год назад +23

      I’ll be honest when is milk in a drink not stressful 💀 she hit the nail on the head

    • @shattereddream17
      @shattereddream17 Год назад +28

      "6 oz of milk" and she just screams NOOOOO from off camera I'm truly dead

    • @mama_monkey
      @mama_monkey Год назад +8

      "One, two, three, eleventy-seven" 😂

    • @nataliel9621
      @nataliel9621 Год назад +1

      The second she said that I headed to the comments to appreciate it and it's the top one 😂

  • @etherealelin
    @etherealelin Год назад +1327

    STOPPPP she’s so funny!!! It’s so heartwarming to see people have good relationships with their parents 🥹❤️

    • @NatashaSvetlana-v2c
      @NatashaSvetlana-v2c Год назад

      You don’t see how insecure it is?

    • @Sam-nl9zt
      @Sam-nl9zt Год назад

      @@NatashaSvetlana-v2c *How insecure you are.
      It's alright! Everyone makes mistakes

    • @alexismask754
      @alexismask754 Год назад +5

      I literally cried! I want it soooo bad

    • @alexismask754
      @alexismask754 Год назад

      @@NatashaSvetlana-v2cwhat? It’s so genuine and lovely

  • @freddieblack3751
    @freddieblack3751 Год назад +379

    Your mom is one of the funniest people alive holy shit. This is the cutest mother/son relationship I have ever seen.

  • @kailacotillier2114
    @kailacotillier2114 Год назад +755

    Angela: “you could pound that like water”
    Chris: “ok, this is scary 👁️👄👁️”

  • @liapania
    @liapania Год назад +418

    Petition to have your mother in every single video forever she's an absolute icon

  • @kellybridget8247
    @kellybridget8247 Год назад +151

    “Pour two of them in and you’re done. What the literal elf? One, two, three, eleventy-seven, ninety-four. Hut hut hike” IM SCREAMING AJAJWJEJ

    • @cherrybombb_
      @cherrybombb_ Год назад +5

      this part SENT ME lmao

    • @velaken
      @velaken 3 месяца назад +2

      i came here to make sure someone acknowledged that comedy from mother klem

  • @vitor22peixinho
    @vitor22peixinho Год назад +393

    OMG, you should do a standup special with your mother, she is HILARIOUS 😂😂❤

  • @cassidybrewer
    @cassidybrewer Год назад +331

    I don’t even speak to my mom, so you having such a good relationship with yours really fills that void for a good 16 minutes and 47 seconds. It’s so cute and you’re both so hilarious!

  • @carolinek1100
    @carolinek1100 Год назад +161

    calling maraschino cherries "ravioli cherries" is the funniest thing I think I've ever heard

  • @kevinmalone0856
    @kevinmalone0856 Год назад +45

    “Cause our bones are already WAY too strong. We DO NOT need this much milk!” idk why but this had me crying

  • @tessie2487
    @tessie2487 Год назад +117

    This NEEDS to be a yearly video!!!!! Y’all are complete each others personalities PERFECTLY!!!!

  • @laurenmaher5909
    @laurenmaher5909 Год назад +44

    You being fully prepared to count out 24 oz of orange juice has me crying 😂

  • @reereemoma7777
    @reereemoma7777 Год назад +259

    We LOVE a video with Angela ❤️❤️❤️
    Edit to add: our girl is on FIRE today.

  • @JerseyGasMan420
    @JerseyGasMan420 Год назад +29

    13:24 had me wheezing lmaoooo “Do I needa marinate? Ravioli cherries?”

  • @emsilva1
    @emsilva1 Год назад +77

    your relationship with your mom literally heals me

  • @Hamsterbacke09
    @Hamsterbacke09 Год назад +80

    Every video with your Mom in it is a true blessing

  • @tequilakilos7084
    @tequilakilos7084 Год назад +32

    i literally don’t get along with my mom that often but am so tempted to send her a link to this cause the chemistry between you two reminds me so much of my mom and i when we do get along…. so like.. chris bringing families together for the holidays??? love to see it

  • @brooklynd1609
    @brooklynd1609 Год назад +88

    Thank you so much for this video. I have recently been diagnosed with multiple chronic illnesses at 23, and have been having a really tough time. I can’t remember the last time I laughed this much. You and your mom never fail to make people smile, and your content has been making my life better for years as I battle many mental and now physical illnesses. I never comment on RUclips, but if you see this Chris I just wanted you to know how much you have helped me, and how much light and laughter you truly bring to people

    • @cassidybrewer
      @cassidybrewer Год назад +4

      I was diagnosed with multiple chronic illnesses between my teens and my late twenties as well, so I definitely know how it feels. Finding joy in little things like this is one of the best ways to cope, especially when you’re bedridden. Sending so much love from one spoonie to another 🥄

    • @manic_girl
      @manic_girl Год назад +2

      I have endometriosis and he is my go-to for comfort content when I’m bedridden. Wishing you all the best on your journey friend ❤️ sending hugs because I know how hard it is to advocate for yourself with chronic illness

    • @leahnusbaum6513
      @leahnusbaum6513 Год назад

      I understand your struggle, friend. Remember, especially on flare days, that you are enough! Sending much love and many spoons from a fellow spoonie! ❤🥄

  • @keeganw7083
    @keeganw7083 Год назад +53

    Mom playing the air tambourine to Chris’s piano was so cute

    • @JNMKlover
      @JNMKlover Год назад

      My eyes r leaking. That woman is gold.

    • @SamRabbitx
      @SamRabbitx Год назад

      Those were maracas lmaooo

  • @citylovexoxo
    @citylovexoxo Год назад +94

    This HAS to be a series for each holiday I’m obsessed 😭 how do you get funnier every video ily

  • @jessica_driessens
    @jessica_driessens Год назад +40

    Watching this as a bartender, and hearing the amount of ounces you were putting in there… all I can say is I’m so happy you said the serving size was 4 people. But also so concerned that you drank for 4 people😂

  • @janetcourtway8840
    @janetcourtway8840 Год назад +52

    I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

  • @cjoyellow-bee6362
    @cjoyellow-bee6362 Год назад +107

    You two are totally toast. I think Mom is the new Andrew. She needs to be in more videos. And her dinosaur hand should be her introduction.🎄🎄🎄🌲🌲🌲🌲

  • @wikedkhaleesi
    @wikedkhaleesi Год назад +12

    "Our bones are already way too strong, we do not need that much milk." Sent me 😂😂😂

  • @boolia444
    @boolia444 Год назад +10

    as a bartender i was watching this like “no way there’s 1.5 ounces of blue curaçao in a recipe for one cocktail” … this was so funny Xo happy holidays

  • @pencil977
    @pencil977 Год назад +20

    I completely LOST IT when chris said he has been doubling all the drinks 😂😂😂 poor ang

  • @saraschutz812
    @saraschutz812 Год назад +18

    OMG!! Your mom needs to join ALL of these taste test. Her descriptions are hilarious!

  • @breannamoore7689
    @breannamoore7689 Год назад +3

    I already knew you were hammered, but “1/2 an inch of income” really sealed the deal, especially when you meant 1/2 cup of milk 💀🤣 15:02

  • @leahkavanaugh6748
    @leahkavanaugh6748 Год назад +15

    “That looks like the trashcan of a Planned Parenthood” is INSANE😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aliciajulia0138
    @aliciajulia0138 Год назад +3

    “I just roofied us all!!” 🤣🤣 I am dying lmaooo

  • @michaelb3631
    @michaelb3631 Год назад +4

    “THERE’S ANOtheR DRInk?!!!?” 🤣🤣She’s mother

  • @avhavz
    @avhavz Год назад +2

    "you look like youre a priest on the altar" had me dead

  • @shondiinrenciacheew294
    @shondiinrenciacheew294 10 месяцев назад +3

    “1…2…3…1187….94.. HUT HUT HIIIIKE “ 💀💀💀 MOM IS HILARIOUS

  • @shelbys6711
    @shelbys6711 Год назад +6

    The relationship you and your mom have is truly one I admire ❤

  • @sarahnoyes767
    @sarahnoyes767 Год назад +12

    New talent unlocked:
    Rimming……glasses

    • @JNMKlover
      @JNMKlover Год назад

      In my old life, I was a great feeder. It involved knives and the stuff Chris partakes in that is now legal. And if I told u that I have almost no other discernable skills. Ya .. can't put that on a resume and never done it since. Lol

  • @peachnecctar1658
    @peachnecctar1658 Год назад +1

    not only is it a chris klemens video but his mom is there too!?!?!?!?!?!?!? what a treat, christmas came early

  • @Kree.B.
    @Kree.B. Год назад +9

    Your relationship with your mom makes me miss my mom so much more than normal, but I love, love, LOVE it.

  • @mariaamorim1277
    @mariaamorim1277 Год назад +1

    “Half an inch of income..-“ *wheezes*

  • @kylabean3424
    @kylabean3424 Год назад +3

    “I JUST ROOFIED US ALL” this should be on a tshirt 🤣

  • @bunnygorl5384
    @bunnygorl5384 Год назад +2

    “Our teeth and bones are gonna be so strong tonight” took me tf out

  • @tatersoup
    @tatersoup Год назад +4

    You and your mom are so funny together. You're a delightful to watch.

  • @shattereddream17
    @shattereddream17 Год назад +2

    CHRIS DOUBLING EVERY RECIPE REGARDLESS OF THE SERVINGS fucking help dude omfg. This is so funny. Merry Christmas everyone

  • @delaneypdkearns
    @delaneypdkearns Год назад +2

    “that looks like the trash can of a planned parenthood” CHRISTOPHER

  • @daisjaencinas
    @daisjaencinas Год назад +2

    The way you guys match each other energy, yours like twins

  • @rayving390
    @rayving390 Год назад +1

    this is the hardest i’ve laughed at youtube in a while. i’m in public

  • @ashleystelmacovitch4972
    @ashleystelmacovitch4972 Год назад +36

    We all vomit horrible alcohol Chris! No worries 😂

  • @ghost_type_eevee7
    @ghost_type_eevee7 Год назад +1

    i’m so sorry for my barrage but I can’t believe that you transitioned into your mom finding out about, not only molly, but that you tried it at a justin Bieber concert INTO a PLUG FOR THE POD. i’m dead. also love the pod

  • @maddiem9286
    @maddiem9286 Год назад +3

    "our next video will be weightlifting" SENT ME TO THE MOON, I love this woman so much it hurts

  • @ashleyt2265
    @ashleyt2265 Год назад +8

    This dynamic duo is of epic proportions. The internet is in dire need of more videos of you two 💞

  • @hollyrose1505
    @hollyrose1505 Год назад +1

    We need a “Sprunkle” tee shirt next Christmas 🎅🤣🤣🤣 and… Eleventyseven hut hut hike! 🤣🤣🤣 Your mom is everything! I’m obsessed 😍 You two together is what I needed this holiday season! Seriously tho, we need those shirts!

  • @jjsza11
    @jjsza11 Год назад +1

    This was so sweet and hilarious to watch. I used to watch your videos with my mom ( she didn’t understand it lol but would always be next to me giggling). Anyway.. she sadly passed away recently due to breast cancer and now watching this especially one w your mom really makes me miss my mom so so much 🥺I wish she was here for those moments

    • @mommaklem986
      @mommaklem986 Год назад

      I feel you. I lost my mom recently too. I miss her, especially at the little moments.

  • @katieweaver8014
    @katieweaver8014 Год назад +1

    5:13 KIIIILLLLLEDD ME (pun intended) 😭😂😭 😂😭 also PLEASE do more videos with your mom

  • @ninathompson7406
    @ninathompson7406 Год назад +34

    Angela Is the star of your RUclips channel at this point. GOD what an iconic women.

  • @nicole0377
    @nicole0377 Год назад +12

    I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Next time someone asks me what my favorite Christmas Movie is, I'll direct them to this video!! This will be yearly watch for me😂

  • @kaylinsmith6921
    @kaylinsmith6921 Год назад +1

    The way the math didn't math, and you just annihilated yourself and your mom. 🤣😂 The Grinch drink was gorgeous!

  • @carlywyattbaldwin5040
    @carlywyattbaldwin5040 Год назад +6

    I LOVE episodes with you & your mom!! I laugh beginning to end!! She is the best!

  • @Ana_srsly
    @Ana_srsly Год назад +2

    i'm literally gasping for air dying laughing! yall are too funny, drunk videos are my favorite already, but this is a blessing istg!

  • @Tinalouiserombo0623
    @Tinalouiserombo0623 Год назад +2

    Hahaha after seeing this video I completely get where Chris gets his humor and incredible energy from!! You two are literally each other haha! I adore your mom🥹 We need more of you two together pleaseeee xoxo

  • @stephaniegraradji9267
    @stephaniegraradji9267 Год назад +21

    Ooooow gosh, your mom is so dang funny! Love her, love you both ❤️❤️

  • @johnstrickland
    @johnstrickland Год назад +2

    “What’s Molly?” Trust me, you do not need it 😂

  • @alexmartin1678
    @alexmartin1678 Год назад +1

    i’ve been sick all day but this brought my mood up so fast. thank you so much chris

  • @heyimmorgaan
    @heyimmorgaan 3 месяца назад

    My mom and I literally watch this video monthly, you both are such a blast to watch!! More videos with your mom!

  • @gennasantaquilani4863
    @gennasantaquilani4863 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Santa's Diarrhea." 😂😂 I'm dead. 💀
    Yes, I am watching this in July just because I can.

  • @MrsFooCough
    @MrsFooCough Год назад +2

    The line “GREEEEEN SHPRONKLES WAAWAWAWAWA” is sending me

  • @mariahmulhare1706
    @mariahmulhare1706 Год назад +3

    I’m assuming all the milk is to emulate Santa’s milk and cookies but whoever created all the milk cocktails needs to go to jail immediately 😂

  • @evemansfield3728
    @evemansfield3728 Год назад +1

    2:42 Chris: “don’t talk to me about Santa’s bikini pants”
    2:48 Chris: *singing* “I’m dreaming of Santa’s” *looks straight to camera* “bikini pants”

  • @kajakalena
    @kajakalena Год назад +5

    Angela playing the air tambourine is the best thing ever

  • @sarahgreen1006
    @sarahgreen1006 Год назад

    I love this combo so much. Your mom is such a queen. so lucky to have such a close relationship with her

  • @kianahayes665
    @kianahayes665 11 месяцев назад

    I love the accompanying tambourine at 1:28. LOL

  • @TaylorMikel
    @TaylorMikel Год назад

    chris i'm obsessed with your kitchen. it's the perfect cozy, yet chic vibe

  • @Taleah.L
    @Taleah.L Год назад +14

    I will ONLY be calling them ravioli cherries now ❤ Love you

  • @sandramissy88
    @sandramissy88 Год назад +9

    Its nice to always see how close you are with your mum. Wish i had that☹. Its not my mums fault though. I have a sibling become a drug addict in her teens and broke my family up. Im in my mid 30s and still my family is broken so im not close with mum.
    Give your mum the biggest hug Chris. You have no idea how many people wish they had that friendship and relationship with theirs.

    • @cassidybrewer
      @cassidybrewer Год назад +2

      This. My parents are divorced and both addicts. I have no siblings. I don’t even speak to my mom and haven’t since I was 20 (I’m currently 31) and I envy the relationship between Chris and Angela. It’s such a beautiful thing.

    • @sandramissy88
      @sandramissy88 Год назад +2

      @@cassidybrewer yes everytime they do a video together I always watch so silently just wondering how beautiful it must feel to have that.💔

  • @xKatzx13
    @xKatzx13 Год назад

    My mom passed in June and watching these just makes me laugh and think of her. I love you and your mom's relationship, it reminds me of my mom and I

  • @Alaskaspiercing
    @Alaskaspiercing Год назад +2

    Why does your mom give me the best shark tank vibes ever. After the perfect milk punch the “I’m out” just sent me 😂

  • @wanderinglemon
    @wanderinglemon Год назад

    Your mom is iconic. What a star. Watching you two together made my whole day!

  • @citylovexoxo
    @citylovexoxo Год назад +2

    “Half an inch of income” I’m screaming

  • @Kkeplinger316
    @Kkeplinger316 Год назад +1

    I LOVE YOUR MOMMA!! She is just like my Mom and I have been away from her since March. I needed this so much💛💛💛

  • @kaitlynomalley2170
    @kaitlynomalley2170 Год назад +1

    “Kuz our bones are already way too strong” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mvpgale
    @mvpgale Год назад +1

    when she started counting i lost it😭😭give your mom extra gifts for christmas from me. i wish i had a relationship like this w my parent. being estranged from your family over something out of your control hurts. S/O Mama Klemens.

  • @kazkazoodles
    @kazkazoodles Год назад

    You and your mom together is such a CHAOTIC combo and I’m LIVING for it!!!

  • @tovelow9268
    @tovelow9268 Год назад +1

    "New Talent in rimming..GLASS!" 😂The realization in your eyes 😂😂

  • @KirstieFavara
    @KirstieFavara 2 месяца назад +1

    We need a part 2 for this holiday season please ❤️

  • @DaniqueKorf
    @DaniqueKorf Год назад +2

    I am so glad you made a christmas version of the halloween video! I do hope that there are better drinks in it for you this time😂
    Edit: 4:22 Chris hasn't even tried his first drink and the video is already a mess, i love it😂😂😂😂
    11:39 His mother is hilarious, I can't 😂😂😂

  • @shelbyrenayr
    @shelbyrenayr Год назад +2

    My mom and I are familiar with this chaotic energy which is full of honesty and comedy in the form of judgemental love. ❤

  • @gayZ99
    @gayZ99 Год назад

    5:13 “that looks like a trash can of a planned parenthood” got me DEADDDD 💀💀💀💀

  • @michellewelling9074
    @michellewelling9074 Год назад

    Lol..... You are So mother and son! 🤣🤣. Her playing the imaginary tambourine while you play the imaginary piano. Love it!!! 😁
    Elevendy-seven 🤣😆. You two together, I was laughing so hard

  • @shelbysinger
    @shelbysinger Год назад

    “i’ll watch you and see if you live” i LIVE for her

  • @erinsullivan33
    @erinsullivan33 Год назад +6

    I love you and your mom's banter so much❤

  • @kianahayes665
    @kianahayes665 11 месяцев назад +1

    8:30 Chris' mom: "who does this?" Chris: "I dont know; white people" Chris' mom: "white people with good bones"

  • @helenturner5369
    @helenturner5369 Год назад

    Watching you and your mom is all the therapy and healing I’ll ever need in my life:)))

  • @abbylax1984
    @abbylax1984 Год назад

    Dude your mom is so unbelievably funny always such a joy when she’s in these vids

  • @emmaslaven
    @emmaslaven Год назад +1

    i love how your mom is always trying to save her reputation throughout each video she’s in lol

  • @purplepebble3479
    @purplepebble3479 Год назад

    The chemistry/photography moment was so cute

  • @NonBean
    @NonBean Год назад

    15:02 "Half an inch of income" LMFAO

  • @kendrasmith437
    @kendrasmith437 Год назад

    i was watching this cuz i felt depressed and holy shit you and your mom always brighten my mood by 1000000% < 3 i love you both sm

  • @Nora-sn4fy
    @Nora-sn4fy Год назад

    my fav series on your channel BY FAR its so good

  • @stefaniedrinkwater7813
    @stefaniedrinkwater7813 Год назад

    you and your mom are so funny together i was dying the entire video. like actually didnt want it to end lmao

  • @amandagrace397
    @amandagrace397 Год назад

    you and your mom’s relationship always made me feel so warm, i just wanna say you can really tell how much closer you’ve gotten since you’ve moved home and i really adore it.🫶🏻

  • @crochetyoustay
    @crochetyoustay Год назад

    i could watch you two make cocktails, get hammered and goof off for 20 consecutive hours omg yall are so funny