the fact that i can’t tell if Chris handmade his shirt in 5 minutes or spent $300 on it at some designer brand name store. i would believe either scenario lol
@@Stinkychicken93 it’s definitely for cocktails, not vodka sprites lmao. Theres also actual boozey whipped cream! Ive never tried but i hear it’s pretty strong lol
Do i drink alcohol? Almost never. Have I ever gotten a cocktail? Nope. Do I need a part 2 of this video or a Christmas version? Yes please! Your reaction as you got more and more drunk throughout the video was hilarious 😂😂
What I’m about to say is absolutely a compliment: this gave me quarantine vibes when you would just make the most ridiculous videos. I watch those videos alllll the time lol this one made me laugh out loud SEVERAL times
I actually did a college paper on Absinthe. It’s very misunderstood. It’s not a hallucinogen like many people think. That started because of people making their own with things like turpentine. There was never enough wormwood in it to create any type of hallucinogenic effect. But it does have a high alcohol content. There was also a period of time when it was becoming popular in France and the wine grapes were having terrible years so the wine industry create false info about Absinthe to damage it’s new competitor.
@@sunshine98s - Lol, ah I could see that now. While I didn’t actually write the paper while on it, I did try out 3 different kinds a day or so before that.
Hi, Chris! I’m the awkward girl you met at Total Wine. I just wanted to say (because I didn’t end up saying anything I wanted to) that I love and appreciate your content so much. Also, congrats on the sold out show! Lastly, please tell Booger I said hi! Maybe I won’t be shaking like a leaf the next time we meet. 😊
This is my new favorite video you’ve made Chris. I was laughing so hard. “Grab your melons girls.. what is wrong with me? Nothing I was born this way, yeah that’s part of the problem” took me out 💀🤣 The jokes, top tier! (as always)
4:45 The amount of times I rewatched this clip of you opening the ½ bottle of champs, & scaring the ever loving ish outta yourself on slowmo, is something I will be taking to my grave. Thank you very much! Omg! 😂
The fact that I watched Chris’s other cocktail video back to back w this one and he does the same thing @13:13 in the other video with the blue curaçao is sending me 😂
okay stop.. because why did “im getting hints of RrrrUumm” killed me 😂 yes Chris. there is 3 kinds of rum and your absolutely smashed. you gonna smell that rum😂😂
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i absolutely NEED you and brittany to do these type of drinking videos together !!!!
I really wish they weren't on opposite coasts 😭
@@ammon8909😮i😮
Frrr
Yes please omg
i’m gonna make a petition frl i need that
the fact that i can’t tell if Chris handmade his shirt in 5 minutes or spent $300 on it at some designer brand name store. i would believe either scenario lol
IM…. DEAD
i need to know where it’s frommmm
I’m glad to know I wasn’t the only who had this thought
@@chrisklemens haha, i love the shirt!!!
I was thinking the same thing. Still cute tho. Wouldcwear everywhere not even slightly ironically.
Chris and Brittany posting cocktail videos within DAYS of each other is just making me wish they would make them TOGETHER that would be a hoot
Christmas Cocktails with Chris ft. Brittany would be amazing! And then they HAVE to do another video for her channel too!
Same
@@TheKatarinaGiselle omg yes this is genius
Chris thank for this video fr 😂 I decided to smoke before I seen that you posted a new vid & im high as shit laughing my ass off! I love youuu
I am drunk and I regret clicking on this…it took 5 seconds for me to cringe….
The way chris just gets progressively louder throughout the video until he's basically hollering the ingredients at us is so good
it’s the way u could’ve tried each drink without finishing them entirely yet this seemed the only correct way to do it love u
I bet that the "pumpkin pie with vodka" cocktail would be improved drastically by using a whipped cream flavored vodka.
Omg i was just thinking this
yes this or a spiced rum maybe?
@@madalynhinz3026or both 🤔
Ive never heard of whipped cream vodka but the thought of it definitely makes me gag 😂
@@Stinkychicken93 it’s definitely for cocktails, not vodka sprites lmao. Theres also actual boozey whipped cream! Ive never tried but i hear it’s pretty strong lol
Do i drink alcohol? Almost never. Have I ever gotten a cocktail? Nope. Do I need a part 2 of this video or a Christmas version? Yes please! Your reaction as you got more and more drunk throughout the video was hilarious 😂😂
Omg a Christmas version…
YES!!!
YES A CHRISTMAS VERSION
@@chrisklemensum Thanksgiving is first sir don't let us down
12 drinks of christmas! @@chrisklemens
What I’m about to say is absolutely a compliment: this gave me quarantine vibes when you would just make the most ridiculous videos. I watch those videos alllll the time lol this one made me laugh out loud SEVERAL times
I FELT THE SAME!!!!
making a cocktail thats basically all sugar and saying "i feel so skinny" is so iconic
I actually did a college paper on Absinthe. It’s very misunderstood. It’s not a hallucinogen like many people think. That started because of people making their own with things like turpentine. There was never enough wormwood in it to create any type of hallucinogenic effect. But it does have a high alcohol content. There was also a period of time when it was becoming popular in France and the wine grapes were having terrible years so the wine industry create false info about Absinthe to damage it’s new competitor.
This is so interesting & also exactly what I came to the comments for, thank you!!! 🫶
@@iiz420 - You’re welcome!! ❤
It was actually started by the movie Eurotrip. Funny movie but very misleading.
took reading this twice before realizing you didn’t mean you wrote a paper while drunk on absinthe 🤦🏻
@@sunshine98s - Lol, ah I could see that now. While I didn’t actually write the paper while on it, I did try out 3 different kinds a day or so before that.
“I’m a two chance kinda bitch. And then like 5 more cause I’m a doormat.” My new signature
No but same
I AM CRYING I DIDN’T EXPECT YOU TO DOWN THE PUMPKIN PIE COCKTAIL IN ONE GULP 😭
Hi, Chris!
I’m the awkward girl you met at Total Wine.
I just wanted to say (because I didn’t end up saying anything I wanted to) that I love and appreciate your content so much.
Also, congrats on the sold out show!
Lastly, please tell Booger I said hi!
Maybe I won’t be shaking like a leaf the next time we meet. 😊
Omg you were so sweet and not awkward!!! Thank you (booger also says thanks)
excited for this unhinged mess!!😂
edit: less than three minutes in and already dying at the "i'm a f*****"😂
oh giiiiiirl u have no idea
I absolutely love the millennial glory of printing the recipes out instead of just having them on another device lol❤
pls I'm ZOOTED and the can opener cut has me CRYING
I am dying at the lobster bisque 😂😂😂😂😂 the shaking, the pour, the sip. ☠️
Thank god you uploaded this I have 10 minutes before work and I’m having anxiety I LOVE U CHRIS ❤
omfgggg u got this hahahah
Chris having a whole concert in his kitchen is the vibes I need.
Every time the ‘dying my hair leopard print’ video comes back around, I’m in the floor. Because your reaction would’ve been my reaction 💀
😂😂😂 I bet sober Chris had a blast editing this. This was a journey, and such a good one 😂😂😂😂
I cackled throughout this entire thing but particularly at the random ass dance break toward the end part 😆
6 drinks back to back to back is crazy!!! I hope you’re feeling better today ❤
When we hear “honey, you gotta big storm comin” you KNOW this will be a good video haha
This is my new favorite video you’ve made Chris. I was laughing so hard. “Grab your melons girls.. what is wrong with me? Nothing I was born this way, yeah that’s part of the problem” took me out 💀🤣
The jokes, top tier! (as always)
Same bestie I rewinded it like 5 times lmaooo
“GIMME MY GOGO JUICE 👹” literally me
I’m the middle of an anxiety and self hatred attack rn and I’m so happy I clicked your video. That fucking walk-in at the beginning had me
The throwing up at the end had me CACKLING cuz same I’ve been there 😂😂😂😂
CHRIS I laughed throughout this entire video. well, i always do, but this was GOOOOOD. I just love you
I can't imaging the hangover but do really appreciate your sacrifice. I needed to laugh and this video really nailed it lol
every chris klemens video is just an instant watch
the way that it ended up being like 3 tablespoons of pumpkin because of the heaping spoonfuls lmao😭😭😭
After watching Brittany’s most recent drink video, this is absolutely the same vibes 😂
dying from period pain right now but this video is giving me life
Watching this whole thing on 2x speed has me absolutely dying
“i’m a two chance kinda btch, and then like five more cause i’m a doormat” had me cackling cause same
4:45 The amount of times I rewatched this clip of you opening the ½ bottle of champs, & scaring the ever loving ish outta yourself on slowmo, is something I will be taking to my grave. Thank you very much! Omg! 😂
I haven’t laughed so hard in forever 😂 loved this so much!!!
The point where Chris gagged at the absinthe drink and then it cut to an ad of Kris Jenner I literally screamed LMFAO
“WE’RE GETTING AN ICER FULL OF MIXER” 😂 Chris WHATTTT
The fact that I watched Chris’s other cocktail video back to back w this one and he does the same thing @13:13 in the other video with the blue curaçao is sending me 😂
I haven’t laughed like this in so long!!! Thank you for being you Chris! 💓
I started watching this in my living room & my mom walked in & whispered under her breath “oh I like him” & sat down to watch LOL
BRB rewatching this 15 more times
Chris, you and Brittany NEEEEED to do a show like this tho. Imagine the chaos 😂 I'm so here for that
Girl I had to hold in my laugh so badly because I didn't wanna wake up my one night stand wich is fully sleeping next to me
I live
The subtle dig at Colleen was beautifully done
“the way science is…. is beautiful” new favorite chris quote
have a slight feeling Chris is allergic to Vanilla vodka😂 the vomit story pre-drink and vomit post-drink was just the icing on the cake 😂
I love to see you just being you messing around glad you’re doing what makes you happy
the gag/burp in the middle of your excitement has be crying
I don't know why it's so tempting to break into a stirring rendition of "At Last" when drunk but I am right there with you 😅
i can not even imagine the hangover after mixing all of this. thoughts and prayers ❤ love you Chris!
Me watching this drunk makes this 10x funnier 😂
My dad would be able to throw back 2 zombie cocktails and a couple beers. Then still be able to drive me home from soccer😅
“I’m going to use this cocktail cup” *uses a normal cup*
the dancing at 17:18 I CANNNTTTT stop laughing HAHAHA and drumdrumdrumrum boy
Lmao drunk Chris is always my favorite
Okay but the dance you do at 17:18 is literally me every day 😂😂
The “hashtag science is real” TOOK ME OUT
Lmaooo thank you chris for giving up your stomachs peace to give us this gold
God i love your energy getting increasingly bigger after each cocktail
chris i love these occasion/holiday cocktail videos so..much. could watch em for hourS
I had to subscribe immediately because your humor is hilarious I love it ❤😂
This whole video was absolutely chaotic and I loved for it !! But at 17:18 that shit made me die laughing I had to replay it so many times 😂😂❤
This was the best video to watch over a tub of icecream ! Thank you chriiisss
6:12 whole moment of Absinthe 😂😂😂😂 I lol so hard I started to cough
sometimes I think life is bad and then I watch chris klemens and it's all okay again
it could be the joint I burned immediately before watching this, but this is the funniest you've ever been.
I felt so funny !!!! Need to get back to these kinda vidsss
I have never wanted to smell something as much as that ghost bottle tequila just because of his reaction 😂
19:07 I haven't laughed THAT HARD in a long time omg my sides hurt 😂😂😂😂😂
the way that i'm going to make a huge pitcher of that witch's brew, strap it to my chest, and call it my go go juice all night is crazy
Hahahahahahahahaha
it's giving quarantine energy and I LIVE FOR IT
this guy randomly popped up in my algorithm, i said fuck it, skipped 10 mins in, absolute chaos. I love it. Subscribed
this is my comfort video any time of the year. I love you so much lmaooo
ok by far my favorite video youve ever made 😭 you are actually wild drunk
Your editing absolutely SENDS me.
no because the whole video was great and funny, but 12:20 especially took me out 😭😭😭😭 then the born this way quote ugh gold
Oh Chris, this was exactly what I needed to watch this Monday with my morning coffee. Thank you 🙏🏽❤️ have an excellent week ahead 🙌🏽
“The lemon juuce” 😂😂😂 🍋 I’m dead, so fun Chris
First video I’ve ever watched from you… energy… IMMACULATE, vocals… IMMACULATE, IMMEDIATELY SUBSCRIBED!!! 🎉🎉🎉👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
4:58 The flash back TOOK ME OUT😭
I got distracted while watching cuz I'm at work and suddenly heard you say "I'm craving a rotisserie chicken" and I laughed so hard
Lmaooooi "hello my name is whillemina models" or however uts written 😆😆 i died
the instant throw up after the malibu is so relatable
“just because…….. i don’t know just because” took me tf out
I absolutely lost it at the gagging on the second drink BAHAHAH
“Caaaan you feeeel the ruuuuum tonight!!!” ♥️🎶🥃 lyrical genius
okay stop.. because why did “im getting hints of RrrrUumm” killed me 😂 yes Chris. there is 3 kinds of rum and your absolutely smashed. you gonna smell that rum😂😂
I was having an absolute terrible day, but this made my day better. Thanks for the laughs
The edits in this are everything!
Ummm 13:04 had me choking on my wine! Maybe I’m a little tipsy but dang that was hilarious!
😂😂😂😂 stop it!!! You literally had me spitting my food out I was laughing so damn hard! Great video! Your intrusive thoughts are chefs kiss baby
Seeing the thumbnail picture and then the cocktail it came from makes so much sense
17:18 thank you for hammer-timing.
Much appreciated 😂
Watching this completely hungover is somehow even funnier
13:01 STOPP THE GAG BURP😭
this is the best video I've seen all year hands down
Thank you so much for this video 😂😂😂 seriously haven’t laughed this hard and this constant like back to back laughing during a 15 min break
Thank you!
this video had me absolutely ROLLING love you chris!!