Frankie Boyle's Best Jokes on Never Mind The Buzzcocks S23 E11

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2020
  • A compilation of the best jokes made by comedian Frankie Boyle on the BBC show 'Never Mind The Buzzcocks'. Series 23 Episode 11.

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  • @omairsheikh3982
    @omairsheikh3982 3 года назад +140

    Ironic: "Call me whatever you want"
    Frankie: "Oh don't say that"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @jackgee7355
    @jackgee7355 Год назад +71

    “Ahh but what’s your name on Facebook?”…. “Frankie Boyle” hahaha best line ever

  • @MrLucozadeFTW
    @MrLucozadeFTW Год назад +103

    the delivery of “he looks quite good if he’s a pepperami” always cracks me up, might be my favourite frankie line ever

    • @brianlaudrupchannel
      @brianlaudrupchannel Год назад +1

      Don't get it

    • @katiePetsy
      @katiePetsy Год назад +6

      @@brianlaudrupchannel pepperami is a snack in the UK. They had adverts with an animated pepperami running around and I think it's a pretty good comparison

    • @oneenglishbastard87
      @oneenglishbastard87 Год назад

      ​@@brianlaudrupchannelIt's a nasty dry piece of cured cheap meat made into a skinny sausage that peasants give to their children for packed lunch to let their kids know they are unloved

    • @moustachiomousmousmoosedem6625
      @moustachiomousmousmoosedem6625 2 месяца назад

      My favourite is still when he said Amanda Holden had a face like Haunted tupperware

  • @gavindoyle692
    @gavindoyle692 3 года назад +210

    Nobody can make me guffaw with laughter like Frankie. Make sure you’re not drinking anything when he delivers one of his killer put-downs! 🤣

    • @kp6007
      @kp6007 3 года назад +3

      Unless it’s bleach!!

  • @KegOfMeat
    @KegOfMeat 3 года назад +110

    I love how quick Frankie comes up with his jokes and how he delivers them, like the way he says his name when asked if he uses Facebook.

  • @bruceevans3476
    @bruceevans3476 3 года назад +574

    Frankie is so quick with his jokes it's like unpleasantness and a machine gun had a baby. 👍

    • @OliverJPhillips
      @OliverJPhillips 2 года назад

      And then used that machine gun on the baby.

    • @crawford1083
      @crawford1083 Год назад

      Hard to imagine he became such a woke unfunny tw@t in such a short period of time.

    • @samuelgarrod8327
      @samuelgarrod8327 Год назад +10

      Machine guns are unpleasant to begin with.

    • @bigfluffyhusky1624
      @bigfluffyhusky1624 Год назад +4

      ​@@samuelgarrod8327Not if you're the one firing it

    • @samuelgarrod8327
      @samuelgarrod8327 Год назад

      @@bigfluffyhusky1624 But I'm not a sociopath who loves killing.

  • @SamM_Scot
    @SamM_Scot 3 года назад +159

    That whole dark joke about Bob Marley still has me in tears of laughter. An absolute classic that will never get old 🤣

    • @sirnotarealname5634
      @sirnotarealname5634 2 года назад +7

      Just like Michael Jackson's boyfriends

    • @danieldawson3801
      @danieldawson3801 Год назад +7

      Just like Bob marley himself

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 7 месяцев назад

      The fact that you actually consider it "dark" makes me doubt that.

  • @enemiestoaster
    @enemiestoaster 3 года назад +532

    Brainier than Kurt Cobains garage wall. Gotta remember that one.

    • @andysutcliffe3915
      @andysutcliffe3915 3 года назад +9

      I heard brainier than his garage ceiling?

    • @williamdonnelly895
      @williamdonnelly895 3 года назад +5

      Mr Sutcliffe, you know how to rewind? "Wall"

    • @coleharvey2678
      @coleharvey2678 3 года назад +1

      @Mason Rhys yup, been watching on flixzone for years myself :)

    • @ryanwinston5066
      @ryanwinston5066 3 года назад

      @Mason Rhys Definitely, I've been using Flixzone for years myself =)

    • @derekbrycen9091
      @derekbrycen9091 3 года назад

      @Mason Rhys definitely, I have been watching on Flixzone for years myself :)

  • @squanchy9755
    @squanchy9755 3 года назад +213

    You can tell Frankie respects Carol.

    • @katiefincher2433
      @katiefincher2433 3 года назад +53

      He respects her ability to still be alive on three solid liters of vodka you mean.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 2 года назад

      @@michaelunderhill8847 Or you could spell it in the non-stupid-for-no-reason way.
      You lost the Empire, mate. May want to make a note of it. And I'm Canadian, so when you've lost me, you're seriously in the dumbass-nationalism weeds.

    • @seanclayton8194
      @seanclayton8194 2 года назад +7

      @@michaelccozens that's got fuck all to do with the American spelling being objectively wrong.

    • @ResonantFractal
      @ResonantFractal 2 года назад

      Tore her a few new ones

    • @rich8642
      @rich8642 2 года назад +3

      I think it's less that he respects her and more than he feels a bit out-of-sorts meeting a woman he had so many childhood wanks to.

  • @japeking1
    @japeking1 3 года назад +71

    They all looked like they were enjoying themselves......that was a lot of fun.

  • @uncolumba
    @uncolumba 3 года назад +98

    The Facebook bit makes me laugh every time I think of it

    • @kiwisontoast
      @kiwisontoast 3 года назад +6

      It’s just the way he says it

  • @bazs7669
    @bazs7669 3 года назад +59

    I remember this episode-was in hysterics throughout! Thanks for posting 🙏🏽

  • @mrbedford
    @mrbedford 2 года назад +31

    the whole clip is funny but the bit that always gets me is "i imagine you have been watching a very heavily edited version"

  • @ThurstonCyclist
    @ThurstonCyclist 3 года назад +57

    Who knew that Frankie Boyle had a pretty good Alan Bennett impersonation?

    • @johnmc3862
      @johnmc3862 2 года назад +6

      He is actually a really good impersonator.

  • @batastrophic9762
    @batastrophic9762 Год назад +16

    Just from what I've personally observed, the comedians who rely on high shock value for their material who are the funniest always have the ability to occasionally tell a joke which is genuinely funny, but which you could share with primary school children as well.

  • @BrandonBriers
    @BrandonBriers Год назад +7

    6:04 "Carol you are just on the ball tonight!"

  • @signalmanmusic4225
    @signalmanmusic4225 Год назад +7

    ‘We’ve all had one of them, usually towards the end of the Hollyoaks omnibus’

  • @davidmeiklejohn9800
    @davidmeiklejohn9800 Год назад +9

    3:05 Haribo and central locking 😂

  • @Near_Void
    @Near_Void 3 месяца назад +1

    I went to see frankie last weekend. Got to say, he was amazing

  • @gardengnome2409
    @gardengnome2409 3 года назад +73

    The joke about Boris being a sexual predator cracks me. This was 8 years ago.

    • @handlesarefeckinstupid
      @handlesarefeckinstupid 2 года назад +3

      He was a known bellend a long time ago mate. This is his third wife.

  • @waynewatson8036
    @waynewatson8036 2 года назад +12

    Frankie is a fucking genius.

  • @JamesR5D4
    @JamesR5D4 3 года назад +19

    😂😂😂 ..... you’ve been watching I imagine a very heavily edited neverMind the Buzzcocks 😂😂😂

  • @JK_Clark
    @JK_Clark 2 года назад +52

    That's ONE EPISODE, and it still has more jokes than the last 5 seasons of HIGNFY.

    • @cancer_sucks
      @cancer_sucks 2 года назад +2

      when u have friends high up a shit show goes on forever.. look at parliament..

    • @PiglipsMaximus
      @PiglipsMaximus Год назад +1

      That’s a terrible show it’s so pompous

  • @mannmctrash
    @mannmctrash 2 года назад +2

    Thanks for this compilation, Princess Diana Sat Nav.

  • @dillzer12
    @dillzer12 3 года назад +8

    Thank you so much for this upload, I always watch these episodes every now and then. Big up!

    • @JenCoYT
      @JenCoYT 3 года назад

      where do you watch them i cant find them anywhere?

    • @dillzer12
      @dillzer12 3 года назад +2

      @@JenCoYT go to google and type “never mind the buzzcocks full episode frankie Boyle Dailymotion” there is also some episodes from s19-23 and also the whole of s28

    • @dillzer12
      @dillzer12 3 года назад

      @@JenCoYT just make sure it’s the dailymotion website

    • @JenCoYT
      @JenCoYT 3 года назад

      @@dillzer12 thank you! are the early series even available on DVD? or are the BBC trying to hide some non PC jokes??? cos honestly i miss this show so much!

    • @dillzer12
      @dillzer12 3 года назад

      @@JenCoYT it’s quite hard to find, it’s possible you might find some second hand ones on eBay but other than that dailymotion is the only place that has quite a few episodes on there

  • @TheDamsull
    @TheDamsull 3 года назад +21

    Best ever comic

  • @dundeedolphin
    @dundeedolphin 3 года назад +58

    Although cancer did go on to play AIDS in the semifinal 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @afischer8327
      @afischer8327 3 года назад +3

      The original joke made me cry, and you have made me cry again. With laughter.

    • @buckbumble
      @buckbumble 3 года назад +2

      That Bob Marley joke killed me. The woke brigade would never allow Frankie on TV now. Massive shame. New generation has 0 sense of humour.

    • @dundeedolphin
      @dundeedolphin 3 года назад +5

      @@buckbumble Zero sense of anything. Action and achievement replaced by virtue signaling and righteousness.

    • @vedranv3616
      @vedranv3616 3 года назад +1

      @@buckbumble Frankie is still on TV, but now he's become one of the mainstream SJWs... Very rarely "edgy", but when he is, the targets are always people who MSM deems "undesirables".

    • @jackriver1999
      @jackriver1999 3 года назад +8

      @@vedranv3616 Yeh, Frankie's punching up...why Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage and Donald Trump are usually in his crosshairs. I understand why this would grate you.

  • @mmjackk
    @mmjackk Год назад +5

    "To be honest Carol, I thought you'd be smarter than that" :))))

  • @sblack48
    @sblack48 3 года назад +45

    The man is a genius

  • @luckyjim37
    @luckyjim37 2 года назад +5

    his confidence at 1:40 at his response to carol

  • @swskating3865
    @swskating3865 3 года назад +25

    I so like watching Frankie..... he is proper funny.... top dude and very aware

    • @ThomasCostigan
      @ThomasCostigan 3 года назад +9

      Until he went woke.

    • @swskating3865
      @swskating3865 3 года назад +3

      Oh, Well if I come across any woke stuff I will be sure to stop watching

    • @terrybanks5063
      @terrybanks5063 3 года назад +2

      @@swskating3865 theres loads recently, i was saddened to see

    • @tommcdonough7915
      @tommcdonough7915 2 года назад +2

      Why did that upset you lads?

    • @johnmc3862
      @johnmc3862 2 года назад +3

      @@ThomasCostigan LOL Daily mail count!!

  • @TokyoRaider666
    @TokyoRaider666 2 года назад +6

    Frankie's amazing

  • @Truffle_Pup
    @Truffle_Pup 8 месяцев назад

    5:35 such a ruthless line-up section Frankie. Imagine this today, the mob would have kittens 🤣🤣

  • @TheOriginalElkstone
    @TheOriginalElkstone 4 дня назад

    3:48 "Can I ask you something Carol?"
    "No."
    Someone was enjoying their time on the show

  • @brendanhunter389
    @brendanhunter389 3 года назад +75

    Son your real father could be anyone of Cameroon’s 1990 World Cup squad

  • @jusele-ox9rc
    @jusele-ox9rc Год назад

    Wonderful

  • @kieranharriman7055
    @kieranharriman7055 Год назад +4

    He is the funniest man wver

  • @neildonaghy123
    @neildonaghy123 Год назад +1

    Great host

  • @kaustubhbehere7848
    @kaustubhbehere7848 3 года назад +1

    Subscribed because of your channel name!

  • @strokenumber3
    @strokenumber3 Год назад +3

    King Frankie. Sharpest knife in the kitchen.

  • @TheOriginalElkstone
    @TheOriginalElkstone 4 дня назад

    Oh god I forgot that Buzzcocks used to be more than just Greg yelling unfunny obscenities and making fart noises while the only comedian in the entire room sat silent for almost every recording

  • @PeteLewisWoodwork
    @PeteLewisWoodwork 2 года назад +2

    I know the drummer of Chicory Tip - who lives in Blackpool now. Rob Pusey.

  • @quizmaster85
    @quizmaster85 Год назад +1

    And considering your RUclips username is a very fitting one for this video... 😎

  • @davidoreilly7328
    @davidoreilly7328 2 года назад +3

    4:41 dead 😂😂

  • @mattpyro90
    @mattpyro90 3 года назад +48

    He would have made an excellent permanent host. Similar to Mark Lamarr with his disdain of certain popstars and biting wit, but without the constant barrage of excessive piss-taking of those in attendance like Simon Amstell would do

    • @Sir_Jimmothy
      @Sir_Jimmothy 3 года назад +24

      Calm down Preston

    • @jemimallah2591
      @jemimallah2591 3 года назад +8

      amstell as host kind of suffered in that regard because the quality of guests nosedived. which is precisely why bill bailey left, because he got tired of having to sit beside a bunch of imbeciles from landfill indie bands or reality shows (cant be bothered finding the actual quote). simon couldnt really do anything but take mercilessly take the piss out of them

  • @electorofsaxony7646
    @electorofsaxony7646 2 года назад +1

    Genius.

  • @___Bexx___
    @___Bexx___ 3 года назад +8

    I miss this, you just dont get this these days, panel shows are shit now

  • @discombubulate2256
    @discombubulate2256 2 года назад +3

    wait, heavily edited?
    i want the unedited version.

  • @Instasamps
    @Instasamps 3 года назад +1

    I got to write some of these down

    • @WhiteCamry
      @WhiteCamry 3 года назад +2

      I just wish they'd provided subtitles.

  • @hohohohehehe6910
    @hohohohehehe6910 Год назад +2

    Carol looks like April O'Neil

  • @bandolero5068
    @bandolero5068 2 года назад +1

    Alan Bennet, Lol.

  • @marcblakely2460
    @marcblakely2460 3 года назад +3

    I hope you've got a big bag of jelly tots

  • @obrydon
    @obrydon 5 месяцев назад

    Vordeman is a beauty

  • @santinoalfredo390
    @santinoalfredo390 11 месяцев назад

    the fact dj ironic claimed that his songs sums up this generation

  • @robedmunds7163
    @robedmunds7163 2 года назад +7

    Frankie is great, little more BBC friendly now, but you gotta make a crust.

    • @badbadrobotrobot959
      @badbadrobotrobot959 2 года назад

      Frankie is tamed now. They've managed to defeat him unfortunately.

    • @theunitedway8715
      @theunitedway8715 2 года назад +10

      @@badbadrobotrobot959 Many people say this, fits in with the narrative that someone got to him but truth is the guy is older and peoples humour changes with age.

  • @Jay-iy3qk
    @Jay-iy3qk Год назад +6

    When the world wasnt soft as shit and we could have a laugh

  • @grease_monkey6078
    @grease_monkey6078 2 года назад +6

    apparantly Carol was drunk on set. Confirming you need to be pissed around Frankie

  • @mrsose1872
    @mrsose1872 3 года назад +21

    Never Mind the Buzzcocks is the only show on TV where Phil Jupitus can come over as 'cool'. I don't think anyone under 35 watches it

    • @samshorto5433
      @samshorto5433 3 года назад +6

      I love Buzzcocks, I'm 28.

    • @neenlancaster
      @neenlancaster 3 года назад +6

      19 here and majorly depressed so perhaps thats why, but yeah it seems most of the people watching it are 30 something

    • @monkeytennis8861
      @monkeytennis8861 8 месяцев назад

      Phil Jupitus was never cool and is terminally unfunny

  • @matthewmorley261
    @matthewmorley261 2 года назад

    Wonder what Carol took before going on

  • @CiderHead
    @CiderHead 25 дней назад

    He wasn't wrong about Michael McEntyre

  • @JackFitzsimmonsZondaFan
    @JackFitzsimmonsZondaFan 3 года назад +2

    Why is that rapper wearing shades?

    • @HiveFleetUlfang1
      @HiveFleetUlfang1 3 года назад +1

      Probably wants people to think he's high.

    • @Razz-Prince
      @Razz-Prince 3 года назад +1

      Too call him a rapper is generous

    • @gman3164
      @gman3164 3 года назад +1

      @@Razz-Prince and ironic

    • @alemgas
      @alemgas 3 года назад +1

      Cos he's a tosser

    • @caitthecat
      @caitthecat 3 года назад

      Blindness or cannabis.

  • @ChrisHopkinsBass
    @ChrisHopkinsBass 2 года назад +1

    Is Carol drunk?

    • @tycarne7850
      @tycarne7850 10 месяцев назад

      Just in general? Yes.

  • @ripsuploads
    @ripsuploads Год назад +1

    obviously this is a joke... 8:45 ... could you not have made the video 10 minutes long and made the content funny by making it a second longer for each joke

  • @stephenhartley8666
    @stephenhartley8666 Год назад +1

    Newcastle United

  • @redditbanditvideos7585
    @redditbanditvideos7585 3 года назад +17

    Wasn't much banter going on between Phil's team and the host but that was usually the case. He was always a selfish captain and non-team player with not many jokes. Off the top of my head I can't think of any time his team had any chemistry or rapport on his team. The other side had 3 or 4 permanent different captains throughout and they all had episodes with team chemistry.

    • @Tacsmoker
      @Tacsmoker 3 года назад +4

      fair point

    • @redditbanditvideos7585
      @redditbanditvideos7585 3 года назад +13

      @@Tacsmoker When I was a teenager watching it every week I had no idea who Jupitus was. I thought he was a music expert they'd brought on and the other captain was the comedian.
      And even though Jupitus never displayed any expert knowledge it STILL never crossed my mind that he could have been a comedian.

    • @afischer8327
      @afischer8327 3 года назад +2

      Yep, I agree. Was it the team members being intimidated by Phil's gruff temperament? He just doesn't seem like a welcoming captain.

    • @redditbanditvideos7585
      @redditbanditvideos7585 3 года назад +3

      @@afischer8327 I think it was a combination of him being gruff and not wanting to be outdone. The problem with that though was that he barely ever shined and if a team member did start to formulate a joke he'd jump on it often and finish it for them.
      In the majority of episodes the only focus on his team was when they were matter of factly answering the questions. It'd be interesting for someone to do an analysis of screen time per episode of his team and the opposing team. I'd bet money there wasn't a single episode in which his team had more screen time.
      That's probably why Phil's team were always given the more low key and boring guests in the end because the team knew about him. But then why was he continuously employed? Have you ever seen him on Would I lie to you? One of the most cringeworthy performances.
      No idea where he came from or why he was on the BBC gravy train, but I'm not ever gonna google such a mess. I assume he must be a paedo and connected. Can't think of any other explanation.

    • @jemimallah2591
      @jemimallah2591 3 года назад

      @@redditbanditvideos7585 hes an "alternative comedian" from the 80s (anti-thatcher, etc) who i think went on to have a regular radio 2 show playing, jesus i dont fucking know, country joe & the fish followed by king tubby then ann peebles or some shit. i dont know if he still has it

  • @susiehenders
    @susiehenders 3 года назад +4

    0:23 it’s impossible to laugh like that while leaning on your hand, Noel is a fake

    • @redditbanditvideos7585
      @redditbanditvideos7585 3 года назад +11

      I loved the clip where Amstell destroyed him in a few seconds by deconstructing and mimicking his awful comedy formula. Noel looked so embarrassed and pissed off because it was so accurate.

    • @susiehenders
      @susiehenders 3 года назад +2

      @@redditbanditvideos7585 link me up please ☺️

    • @redditbanditvideos7585
      @redditbanditvideos7585 3 года назад +3

      @@susiehenders I'm just gonna start watching it, I think it's in this video. The part I referred to involved the word 'Scissors.' But you can tell Amstell had gotten under Noel's skin throughout - very unprofessional of him- and when he tries to step out of his boring 'out there' comedy and banter its as painful as Dad jokes.
      No idea why the audience are in stitches about the 'Float Away' comment he makes.
      ruclips.net/video/4yaoiL5srGQ/видео.html

    • @susiehenders
      @susiehenders 3 года назад

      @@redditbanditvideos7585 oh wow thanks 😘🤣

  • @persistincepays3704
    @persistincepays3704 Месяц назад

    Noel Fielding is painfully unfunny!!

  • @daidavies90
    @daidavies90 2 года назад +2

    To be fair I think Carol Vorderman did used to be smart but all the plastic and botox has gone to her head

  • @Eagle-nq2mv
    @Eagle-nq2mv Год назад

    Cant stand him.

    • @mick9708
      @mick9708 9 месяцев назад +2

      Bet he is gutted

  • @stephenbrown4211
    @stephenbrown4211 3 года назад +5

    Frankie Boyle's best jokes? Oh i must have missed that five seconds of TV.

    • @brendanhunter389
      @brendanhunter389 3 года назад +32

      You of course are a hoot

    • @buckbumble
      @buckbumble 3 года назад +30

      Yeah the level of wit displayed by your comment suggests you are perhaps more into the “why did the chicken cross the road?” style of joke telling

    • @funk0rz
      @funk0rz 3 года назад +2

      you sound butthurt mate, get some anusol

    • @stephenbrown4211
      @stephenbrown4211 3 года назад

      @Richard L I watched just enough of this video to make the comment. I do watch MTW videos but have to endure Boyle to watch the funny comedians.

    • @brendanhunter389
      @brendanhunter389 3 года назад +1

      @@stephenbrown4211 who are your favourite comics? Ones that make trump jokes?

  • @fastpax365
    @fastpax365 3 года назад +2

    Naw lad no getting ya, Kevin bridges 100 times better

  • @broken12367
    @broken12367 2 года назад +4

    Pity he’s gone WOKE now so is nowhere near as funny

    • @kelzuya
      @kelzuya 2 года назад +2

      Pity he slags shit politicians you like now, boo hoo

    • @themeparkenthusiast169
      @themeparkenthusiast169 2 года назад +17

      He’s not woke he’s just presenting opinions in the context of a comedy show, that you don’t like. Presumably about the evil tyrant we have as a leader.

    • @broken12367
      @broken12367 2 года назад +1

      @@kelzuya I’m not interested in politics and don’t vote. Probably why I don’t find his new humour amusing