Nobody You Know I always wished Martin Balsam burst out of the hospital room with the chain gun. If Bronson and Balsam had tag-teamed in that street battle it would’ve been the greatest moment in cinema history haha
I was going to see if I could find this on a pirate site, but then I reconsidered...Charles Bronson's ghost might burst through the door and say "I'm here to punch your ticket" and blow my brains out.
I would have loved for them to release cross over film that features Charles Bronson in San Francisco & crosses paths with Detective Harry Callahan from Dirty Harry. A Dirty Harry / Death Wish crossover would have been awesome.
It would be like a superhero team-up-- At first they fight, as Clint tracks Bronson for being a criminal vigilante killer, until they team up to take on the _true_ villain of the film!
Charles Bronson: "Will you marry me? I transmit tragedy like a venereal disease!"Jill Ireland: "Well, okay. Just as long as there aren't any more sequels...' DUN DUN DUN!
@@gkroll8467 If only there were a way to avoid seeing things you don't like....Unfortunately watching his videos is mandated by the Democrats and failure to comply is punishable by death. Who will save us??!!
***** the only butthurt one here is the one assblasted enough to obsessively and psychotically dedicate a shitty channel to an ideology they completely do no understand. (hint; it's you)
+devilmikey00 Sadly The Thing was a movie that was popular to hate on when it came out and it only gained a following and acclaim later on VHS. Makes you wonder how stuff like Transformers 4 will be viewed in 20 years time.
Does anyone else find it kinda hilarious that Ennio Morricone was nominated for worst original score in 1982 for John Carpenter's "The Thing" and yet he just won the award for best original score last night for Tarantino's "The Hateful Eight"? Especially considering it even has unused music taken from "The Thing" soundtrack in it?!!
As a guy who lives in LA it is neat to see 70s version of it all. There is a werid momment in the harbor shots where i can say, oh i know exactly where they are cause i reconize the statue in the background.
Scott Hillman And Point Fermin Park (location of the arms deal shootout) in the movie looks ghetto as shit, but looks really nice and upscale now. I don’t live in LA. It it looks that way from recent photos
Even though I understand that the first film missed the point of the book but in its own way handled vigilante justice in an unsettling manor and part 2 is a cash in not to mention 3 which is a full on Rambo tribute (and fucking brilliant for it) I am a fan of all of the films. Even number 5.
I fucking love the Death Wish series and other Bronson works such as The Mechanic. So glad this got reviewed. By the way the original had a Jeff Goldblum cameo... XD
Lol, I'm glad you mentioned Jeff Goldblum appearing in the original "Death Wish." I watched it for the first time about a month ago and was really surprised to see him turn up.
Death Wish's Finnish title is "The enemy of violence" (Väkivallan vihollinen.) For the first movie it kinda makes sense, but in the sequels it's just utterly ridiculous. I guess they couldn't just change it mid-series.
Polish title for the original "Die Hard" was "The Trap Made of Glass". It made sense for the first movie that occured in an office building, but they kept it for all the sequels.
Barney: Where's Otis? He's not in his cell. Charles Bronson: I shot him. Barney: Well that's... what? Charles Bronson: And now, I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It Shop. [cocks gun] Charles Bronson: To fix Emmett. ["Andy Griffith Show" theme plays]
And there goes the film career of Charles Bronson. Hey snob, did you see the documentary Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films? I know you've done a few of the films referenced in that documentary.
+Subtleblunt Duality It wasn't bad, but as Josh Hadley's podcast mentioned, I wouldn't be surprised if every positive thing said about Cannon wasn't left on the cutting room floor.
Thundersub Well, not really... In the third one he would have saved time by nuking the city! Which is only a faster way to kill everyone and isn't really heroic.
@aaronsdavis Wearing his mother's clothes as a kid to school for being in a poor family and digging in the mines, and his service in WW2 is good enough
This series got weirder and weirder as it went on. Didn't they hold the premiere for 4 in a parking garage or something? Also props for mentioning The Thing soundtrack getting nominated for a Razzie. People in 1982 were dumb.
I don't think it won but it was nominated, definitely nuts considering how well it fits the movie. ET came out the same year so everyone pretty much hated The Thing. Thankfully it got a pretty massive cult following over the years.
Cidsa My dad tricked my aunt into seeing the Thing, by promising her that it was an alien movie "just like E.T.". She walked out after the dog kennel scene, and refused to talk to him for a year!
+Cidsa Stanley Kubrick was also nominated as worst director for "The Shining" two years prior to this. The Razzies are almost as big a joke as the Academy Awards.
+Brian Hurst It's appropriate, because the novel it was based on was a sequel to the original death wish book P-S Oops... seems like I should have watched the whole video.
+Brian Hurst On the other hand Super is a good revenge movie where Kevin Bacon is stabbed multiple times by a wrench wielding psychopath. So it comes to full circle.
I have to admit, the Death Wish and Dirty Harry movies are my 'guilty pleasure'. There's nothing made in the past 20 years that even compares, to my (admittedly limited) knowledge.
I picked up this film on laser disk at a pawn shop last week to display it in my garage...🤘🏼💯✔️ The artwork is badass, and Charles Bronson is on it looking like a boss...😎👍🏼
The daughter of Charles Bronson's character in Deathwish 2 is just as young as she was in the first movie, which came out a decade earlier. What happened to her character's husband from the first film?
death wish 3 is probably worth riffing on for how absolutely batshit it is by itself... kinda timely as well considering their making a reboot of the first death wish.
I like that Golan Globus kept this debate on weather criminals should die or not going with Cobra. Cobra is such a great movie. (no sarcasm in that statement, I just really love Cobra a lot)
Which Death Wish is the Best and which is the Worst? These films were made when I was growing up. Charles Bronson wasn't the greatest actor, but he played Paul Kersey very well. First film is definitely the Best. Worst is a tough call, but I gotta go with the last film Death Wish 5 as the Worst. I like your reviews Cinema Snob. Watched a few and subscribed. Keep em coming!
The franchise has a heart for its protagonist. In 1 he has to search for the criminals, in 2 he settles into their neighbourhood, in 3 they just surround him.
Too bad Brad doesn't review old exploitation anime. The Violence Jack movies go along very nice with the Death Wish sequels. A crazed vigilante fails miserably to prevent rapists and muggers from committing crimes, but god DAMN does he get revenge once the crimes have all been committed!
+gantzisballs Bennett The Sage does a lot of oldtaku exploitation anime, if you're not familiar with him you should check out his reviews. Though he does puss out on Violence Jack.
Allen Darling He tried to review Jack, but he couldn't show much footage and couldn't think up of enough jokes. It's actually fairly difficult to do a funny review of.
Part of me wants a twist ending where after Charles Bronson stick's Nirvana's hand in the electric socket, he causes a fire and the vigilante realizes he's responsible for dozens of mental patients and doctors burning to death.
Looking forward to reviews of the rest of the series. The over the top crazy action of III, the increasingly implausible one-man army that Bronson becomes in The Crackdown, and the incredible whimper of a finale that is The Face of Death.
I've never laughed out loud so much at anything. Especially babies. See "Death Wish VI: Nursing Home, Nurse's Titties Nursing" to get the baby reference.
I realize now that I like Brad's Snob videos for much the same reason I like Bennett the Sage's videos. Both of them have a razor-sharp command of sarcasm and a genuine comprehension of what's going on in the depths of a movie. That and their ability to put their subjects in a fair semblance of context makes the both of them fantasically entertaining to watch. No one reply to this, I just felt like ranting.
10:00. I think the idea is supposed to be that he is going to meet Christ so that Christ can pass judgment on him and send him to Hell, not that he's going to Heaven.
the funniest part of this whole thing was when Bronson is listening to the radio and it says "prison never killed anyone". HA!! prison kills people CONSTANTLY, and I'm not talking executions or prisoners dying of old age. i love death wish movies. Charles Bronson and his members only jackets kick ass. the night he died I spent $300 buying everyone in the bar a beer and we all toasted to him and his violent, violent ways. oh Chucky B....
Okay Brad, now you have to do the other movies as well! :) Just think about the scene in part 3, where Kersey wants to buy an ice in the ghetto, pure genius!
For some intricate reason "Death Wish" (by the way, one of my 25 favorite movies) and "Death Wish III" are cult favorites... But sequel is nearly universally met with "meh". Also, I've just understood that good videos, like Brad's ones bring good AD's to them, because mine was a guitar rendition of "Gymnopedie No. 1", one of my favorite classical tracks I seem to be stumbling every March for some reason.
8:40 Cinemablob, 'inner conflict' over killing? In the first movie Paul Kersey was killing random criminals for in that film's story he had no idea whom the original perps were. In the sequel's storyline he saw the faces of the culprits.
as long as charles bronson doesn't kill me because he didn't beat my crystal castles score, it'll be fine. the trick is to find the warp in stage 1 ^_^
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"He's gonna build a fire so he can make his own sun ... and then shoot it" cracked me up so badly.
I lost it
That shootout at the end of Death Wish 3 alone deserves its own episode because it might be one of the best/craziest things ever.
Nobody You Know I always wished Martin Balsam burst out of the hospital room with the chain gun.
If Bronson and Balsam had tag-teamed in that street battle it would’ve been the greatest moment in cinema history haha
I was going to see if I could find this on a pirate site, but then I reconsidered...Charles Bronson's ghost might burst through the door and say "I'm here to punch your ticket" and blow my brains out.
David Holmes Do you believe in tickets? Well, you’re gonna buy one.
"good thing they're covering the mouth of a mute girl." LOL
I would have loved for them to release cross over film that features Charles Bronson in San Francisco & crosses paths with Detective Harry Callahan from Dirty Harry. A Dirty Harry / Death Wish crossover would have been awesome.
It would be like a superhero team-up-- At first they fight, as Clint tracks Bronson for being a criminal vigilante killer, until they team up to take on the _true_ villain of the film!
"Boom Boxes do not stop bullets. The debate is over."
Great review Snob.
Charles Bronson: "Will you marry me? I transmit tragedy like a venereal disease!"Jill Ireland: "Well, okay. Just as long as there aren't any more sequels...' DUN DUN DUN!
I'd love to see more reviews of Charles Bronson movies. Partly because they're hysterical, partly because Brad's Bronson voice is amazing.
He’s a funny liberal who always has to put politics into his reviews asshole
10 To Midnight is another of my favourite Bronson films.
@@gkroll8467 If only there were a way to avoid seeing things you don't like....Unfortunately watching his videos is mandated by the Democrats and failure to comply is punishable by death. Who will save us??!!
10:00,…. the power of Bronson face. 10:05,….
Rape survivor dies by being impaled by a hard, metal pole...real respectful guys!
+TheMythof Feminism *tips fedora*
***** found the braindead, hivemind neckbeard
Because no rape has ever resulted in a fatal STD or a life-threatening pregnancy
***** the only butthurt one here is the one assblasted enough to obsessively and psychotically dedicate a shitty channel to an ideology they completely do no understand. (hint; it's you)
Dude I don't even agree with modern feminism, but you're the only one here who's buthurt.
Cinema Snob: Why in the hell is that guy going to Heaven!? Jesus: Because i said so.
Now I want Charles to be a playable character in Broforce.
"Charles Broson joins the battle!"
You should do the original death wish, death wish 4 and 5 because I’d love to see your humor there as well
The score from The Thing was nominated for a razzie? WTF
+devilmikey00
Sadly The Thing was a movie that was popular to hate on when it came out and it only gained a following and acclaim later on VHS. Makes you wonder how stuff like Transformers 4 will be viewed in 20 years time.
+trustno173 I liked The Thing...
MrZerothejedi
I do too, it's one of my favorite horror movies and I watch it every Halloween.
Oh, don't worry, mr Trustno, I'll make sure my kids know how terrible Transformers was.
+leonardo tavares dardenne I don't know why this comment is so funny to me. Good on you, sir, you made me laugh!
Does anyone else find it kinda hilarious that Ennio Morricone was nominated for worst original score in 1982 for John Carpenter's "The Thing" and yet he just won the award for best original score last night for Tarantino's "The Hateful Eight"? Especially considering it even has unused music taken from "The Thing" soundtrack in it?!!
That and some music from Exorcist II. Yeah the academy is weird that way
And like Leo, he finally got his due.
Indeed. Took long enough
I also forgot to mention that he did the music for Salo.
That he sure did. He did the music for a lot of movies. I watched Night Train Murders a few days ago and saw his name in the credits.
Hey Paul.....Jesus, man!
The "Do you believe in Jesus?" line is the best part of the whole franchise. If only it was in the first one...
Truly great Snob episode. Please, please, please Brad do Death Wish 3, that would just be incredibly great.
As a guy who lives in LA it is neat to see 70s version of it all. There is a werid momment in the harbor shots where i can say, oh i know exactly where they are cause i reconize the statue in the background.
Scott Hillman And Point Fermin Park (location of the arms deal shootout) in the movie looks ghetto as shit, but looks really nice and upscale now. I don’t live in LA. It it looks that way from recent photos
By the way, I visited in LA in 2013 and drove past Kersey’s house on Crescent Heights Blvd - that was a fun moment.
Even though I understand that the first film missed the point of the book but in its own way handled vigilante justice in an unsettling manor and part 2 is a cash in not to mention 3 which is a full on Rambo tribute (and fucking brilliant for it) I am a fan of all of the films.
Even number 5.
That's not Laurence Fishburne III, that's Larry Fishburne! I recognize him from Cherry 2000!
*runs backwards shielding face with ghetto blaster*
No matter how bad a movie he's in Charles Bronson is still a badass who could make Schwarzenegger shit his pants.
Also love that Dragnet poster Brad.
I fucking love the Death Wish series and other Bronson works such as The Mechanic. So glad this got reviewed.
By the way the original had a Jeff Goldblum cameo... XD
Lol, I'm glad you mentioned Jeff Goldblum appearing in the original "Death Wish." I watched it for the first time about a month ago and was really surprised to see him turn up.
+Winter Steele Who the HELL cast Jeff Goldblum as a mugger!? Seriously, no weapon on Earth could make that guy intimidating.
+gantzisballs Goldblum doesn't need a weapon. Just look at him in Independence Day! He used Windows 98 to help wipe out an entire onslaught of aliens!
+DeltaOracle257 lol Windows 98
+DeltaOracle257 Nope, he used a Mac.
gantzisballs It was his first role.
Death Wish's Finnish title is "The enemy of violence" (Väkivallan vihollinen.) For the first movie it kinda makes sense, but in the sequels it's just utterly ridiculous. I guess they couldn't just change it mid-series.
Polish title for the original "Die Hard" was "The Trap Made of Glass". It made sense for the first movie that occured in an office building, but they kept it for all the sequels.
Barney: Where's Otis? He's not in his cell.
Charles Bronson: I shot him.
Barney: Well that's... what?
Charles Bronson: And now, I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It Shop.
[cocks gun]
Charles Bronson: To fix Emmett.
["Andy Griffith Show" theme plays]
Jay Sherman:Tonight we review an aging Charles Bronson in Death Wish 9
Charles Bronson: I wish I was dead Oy!
@@Made_In_Heaven88 I'm 5 years late, but that scene was just great
Hey Ma, how about some cookies?
No dice
D'is ain't over
Will we ever see you review a Golan-Globus production of Cobra starring Sylvester Stallone?
rawrvintageisclassic cobra is such a fucking great movie
And there goes the film career of Charles Bronson. Hey snob, did you see the documentary Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films? I know you've done a few of the films referenced in that documentary.
+Subtleblunt Duality It wasn't bad, but as Josh Hadley's podcast mentioned, I wouldn't be surprised if every positive thing said about Cannon wasn't left on the cutting room floor.
Was that old detective sniffing Ether out of that handkerchief? The 80s where truly a magical time.
Death Wish II: Electric Boogaloo
I don't usually repeat the jokes in the comments... But I had to see that written out.
Death Wish 2 - Electrique Boogaloo (I'm from France)
Death Wish II: Rape Boogaloo*
Charles Bronson is and will always be a goddamn hero :)
All those criminals he shot in his lifetime, duh.
And he was bulletproof, because he was never fatally wounded by the criminals.
Because he's Charles Fucking Bronson! Little known fact "Fucking" is actually his middle name.
Thundersub Well, not really... In the third one he would have saved time by nuking the city! Which is only a faster way to kill everyone and isn't really heroic.
@aaronsdavis Wearing his mother's clothes as a kid to school for being in a poor family and digging in the mines, and his service in WW2 is good enough
This series got weirder and weirder as it went on. Didn't they hold the premiere for 4 in a parking garage or something?
Also props for mentioning The Thing soundtrack getting nominated for a Razzie. People in 1982 were dumb.
+Cidsa WAIT WHAT? The Thing soundtrack got a razzie? That's horseshit.
I don't think it won but it was nominated, definitely nuts considering how well it fits the movie.
ET came out the same year so everyone pretty much hated The Thing. Thankfully it got a pretty massive cult following over the years.
Cidsa My dad tricked my aunt into seeing the Thing, by promising her that it was an alien movie "just like E.T.". She walked out after the dog kennel scene, and refused to talk to him for a year!
+Cidsa Stanley Kubrick was also nominated as worst director for "The Shining" two years prior to this.
The Razzies are almost as big a joke as the Academy Awards.
+Sho'Nuff Da Masta Your dad is my hero
Death Sentence with Kevin Bacon is a good revenge movie, strips away the "glamour" of vigilantism
+Brian Hurst Watched it. Loved it. Favorite films with Bacon.
Every watch "blue ruin"? It's on Netflix, perfect deconstruction of the revenge fantasy type thing
+Brian Hurst It's appropriate, because the novel it was based on was a sequel to the original death wish book
P-S Oops... seems like I should have watched the whole video.
+Brian Hurst On the other hand Super is a good revenge movie where Kevin Bacon is stabbed multiple times by a wrench wielding psychopath.
So it comes to full circle.
Elias Reiniat I love Super!
I have to admit, the Death Wish and Dirty Harry movies are my 'guilty pleasure'. There's nothing made in the past 20 years that even compares, to my (admittedly limited) knowledge.
I picked up this film on laser disk at a pawn shop last week to display it in my garage...🤘🏼💯✔️ The artwork is badass, and Charles Bronson is on it looking like a boss...😎👍🏼
there is a guy where I live that drives a 53 Ford truck that has Charles Bronson airbrushed onto the tail gate. its both corny and bad ass.
The daughter of Charles Bronson's character in Deathwish 2 is just as young as she was in the first movie, which came out a decade earlier. What happened to her character's husband from the first film?
She was spoiled by rape, so he husband considered her discarded goods...
+ Craig Martin, I don't agree, I think the husband character was simply written out.
I was joking. But yeah, you're probably right.
Overall it was a depressing movie! But light years better than The Exterminator films.
I've only seen the first Exterminator so I can't say for certain. The second one looks enjoyably ridiculous though.
Would have been awesome if Charles Bronson had a cameo in "Deep Cover" Starring Fishburne & Goldblum 😉
death wish 3 is probably worth riffing on for how absolutely batshit it is by itself... kinda timely as well considering their making a reboot of the first death wish.
I like that Golan Globus kept this debate on weather criminals should die or not going with Cobra. Cobra is such a great movie. (no sarcasm in that statement, I just really love Cobra a lot)
I saw this movie in teather 34 years ago...i just notice im a grown man...XD.
11:03 - He tried to kill me with a forklift!
So Brad is finally doing Golan-Globus movies? That's a goldmine of material!
Which Death Wish is the Best and which is the Worst? These films were made when I was growing up. Charles Bronson wasn't the greatest actor, but he played Paul Kersey very well. First film is definitely the Best. Worst is a tough call, but I gotta go with the last film Death Wish 5 as the Worst. I like your reviews Cinema Snob. Watched a few and subscribed. Keep em coming!
For me it's the 4th that's the worst. Kersey is a generic hit man for hire type while taking the drug issues out of circulation in L.a.
I like this happier Brad, the sarcasm is funnier than the anger. Lots of good laughs in this one.
He finally reviewed it. I can die happy now. :flatlines:
AAAAAANNNDDD IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.......
~Some glad morning, when this lif is over,
I~'ll fly away
more closeups of Snob saying words dramatically please.
Are you going to review the rest of the sequels? Because that would be super!
Don't let him near the recent 2017 reboot, because he'll snap!
That do you believe in Jesus line was so badass Quintin Tarantino used it in the hateful eight and it was even more badass
I am sorry but samuel l jacksons isn't quite bronson.
The franchise has a heart for its protagonist. In 1 he has to search for the criminals, in 2 he settles into their neighbourhood, in 3 they just surround him.
Too bad Brad doesn't review old exploitation anime. The Violence Jack movies go along very nice with the Death Wish sequels. A crazed vigilante fails miserably to prevent rapists and muggers from committing crimes, but god DAMN does he get revenge once the crimes have all been committed!
+gantzisballs Bennett The Sage does a lot of oldtaku exploitation anime, if you're not familiar with him you should check out his reviews. Though he does puss out on Violence Jack.
Allen Darling He tried to review Jack, but he couldn't show much footage and couldn't think up of enough jokes. It's actually fairly difficult to do a funny review of.
Love the movie, love the music, love the review! This is why the Snob is the best!
You should do all of them!! 1, 3, 4 & 5.
Looking forward to you reviewing the other Death Wish Films.
CHARLES BRONSON
vs
JAWS
I would pay to see that
New cinema snob? You just made my day! Oh wait ... Different franchise.
wait?
so is snob doing a CANON month?!?!?!
because i would love that
Agreed!
i just saw that he posted superman 4...YEeeeeeeees!!!!!
+edgar velasco (MoonSpiderHugs) Yeah, RedLetterMedia hasn't satisfied my Cannon Fix enough recently. :-/
He did? Show me the link!
Lawrence Fishburn III? I had no idea Lawrence Fishburn was old enough for his grandson to be in a 1982 movie... Lmfao makes me laugh everytime...
The look on the doctor's face at the end of the electrocution is the best, he practically said: "It took you long enough."
If there was an older Punisher (like Old Man Logan) Charles Bronson would actually fit the part...
+Deebo Molina There is an older Punisher.. the Punisher! His whole origin involves his service in the Vietnam War, so he's actually getting older!
+Martin Cann Except when he got his youth back during that whole stupid "Angel of Vengeance" arc.
Brother Malachai Nope, his real age was restored when they made him mortal again as part of his "punishment".
Martin Cann Crud. How they gonna explain him being a bazillion years old then?
Not sure, but they might try some kind of reboot now Secret Wars is over.
Now the Snob's gotta do "The French Connection II"...
Man this guy's and his family's life sucks.
Brandon Roberts I wish I could just do that.
+MwieZorro You should see Terry O' Quinn's in "The Stepfather"!
Sho'Nuff Da Masta Considering all it needs in nowaday's mainstream revenge movies is a stupid dog dying.
+MwieZorro Of course you have any love for animals you sick fuck.
BHD i f*cked four men today brah But then I'd have any love for you OOOOOOH~
Death Wish 2 & 3 perfectly fit the "So bad it's good" description.
Part of me wants a twist ending where after Charles Bronson stick's Nirvana's hand in the electric socket, he causes a fire and the vigilante realizes he's responsible for dozens of mental patients and doctors burning to death.
I love the Death Wish movies. They have a fantastic selection of locations. New York, LA, New York, LA, Somewhereselseville....
his pronunciation of "being impaled on a fence" was disturbingly hilarious
Please go though all the sequels Brad, that would be cool!
this series seems to have a history similar to Rambo
PLEASE!!!! DO DEATH WISH 3!!!!!
holy crap I almost forgot these movies existed...THANKS FOR REMINDING ME BRAD....I almost forgot those nightmares...
Looking forward to reviews of the rest of the series. The over the top crazy action of III, the increasingly implausible one-man army that Bronson becomes in The Crackdown, and the incredible whimper of a finale that is The Face of Death.
charles bronson is the greatest.
Superman II: He's Doing It For You!
JAWS II: He's Doing It For You!
Breakin' 2: He's Electric Boogalooing It For You!
14:01 Maybe the first film takes place in 1978, even though it came out four years earlier?
This is in my top 50 movies and my favourite of the Death Wish franchise. I've loved it since i first saw it when i was 12, nearly 30 years ago.
I’ve watched this movie twice this week I can’t get enough of it. Plus that outfit with the beanie hat is awesome!!!! Your commentary is hilarious
I've never laughed out loud so much at anything. Especially babies. See "Death Wish VI: Nursing Home, Nurse's Titties Nursing" to get the baby reference.
I realize now that I like Brad's Snob videos for much the same reason I like Bennett the Sage's videos. Both of them have a razor-sharp command of sarcasm and a genuine comprehension of what's going on in the depths of a movie. That and their ability to put their subjects in a fair semblance of context makes the both of them fantasically entertaining to watch.
No one reply to this, I just felt like ranting.
*****
I SAID NO ONE REPLY TO THIS
10:00. I think the idea is supposed to be that he is going to meet Christ so that Christ can pass judgment on him and send him to Hell, not that he's going to Heaven.
+Willowville I know =) It was a joke.
Stoned Gremlin Productions Oh, I knew you knew. I just wanted my idol to talk to me!
+Willowville Did sempai finally notice you? :P Kappa
+Willowville
Yatta!
Jesus is part of the jury of course
the funniest part of this whole thing was when Bronson is listening to the radio and it says "prison never killed anyone". HA!! prison kills people CONSTANTLY, and I'm not talking executions or prisoners dying of old age. i love death wish movies. Charles Bronson and his members only jackets kick ass. the night he died I spent $300 buying everyone in the bar a beer and we all toasted to him and his violent, violent ways. oh Chucky B....
Okay Brad, now you have to do the other movies as well! :) Just think about the scene in part 3, where Kersey wants to buy an ice in the ghetto, pure genius!
20:57
"A HOLE! IT'S AH HOLE IN THE BARREL!"
"HERE! WE! GO!"
Brackette's no mad dog killer, he's after something.
Haven't laughed this hard at a Cinema Snob in forever xD! "DUCT TAPE".
For some intricate reason "Death Wish" (by the way, one of my 25 favorite movies) and "Death Wish III" are cult favorites... But sequel is nearly universally met with "meh". Also, I've just understood that good videos, like Brad's ones bring good AD's to them, because mine was a guitar rendition of "Gymnopedie No. 1", one of my favorite classical tracks I seem to be stumbling every March for some reason.
8:40 Cinemablob, 'inner conflict' over killing? In the first movie Paul Kersey was killing random criminals for in that film's story he had no idea whom the original perps were. In the sequel's storyline he saw the faces of the culprits.
as long as charles bronson doesn't kill me because he didn't beat my crystal castles score, it'll be fine. the trick is to find the warp in stage 1 ^_^
awwww he's done with the Christian exploitation films? dang it
There needs to be a word for that. Christploitation? Jesusploitation?
CarrieAnne Atreides Christploitation. Duh.
The Cinema Snob should review Breakin' 2.
Funnily enough, this film is REALLY deep. Think I'm joking? Go buy Rob Ager's two and a quarter hour analysis on it.
Never question the power of Bronson
Bronson's ghost apparently disliked the video
Can you please review the rest of the Death Wish movies? This was great.
Referencing JD Cannon's mention in several old MST3K riffs here, since he played the Chief in "McCloud" here-"Chief?!" -"Bronson!!!"
He tried to kill him with a forklift ~
Hey Brad. Have you ever considered doing "St. Ives"? It is filled with a ton of "those guys" . Bronson is unexpected witty. Give it a chance.
Hey Brad, are you going to do a episode on 'Superman 4', before the release of 'Batman V Superman'?
+Trinidad Botello "DESTROY SUPERMAN"
+Sho'Nuff Da Masta "No! Don't Do It The People"
So basically this would be updated a couple decades later and become the basis for the Taken movies?
+TianaSidhe Albeit in watered-down PG-13 fashion.
You should review Death Wish 3. It's the third film in the Death Wish series.
That bus stop scene made me laugh way too much. If I drove a taxi, I would've made the exact same comment..
The dude who said Superfine looked like Bebop
Same
Lol Morpheus as Bebop
+Flame of Udun that'd be great. We'd need to get Neo as Rocksteady. That'd make it perfect.
+Your Mom I know, right! I was thinking the same thing when I saw him.
You right those five muggers in the movie is the inspiration of Beebop and Rocksteadys gang in the first two episodes of 80s TMNT