TOP 10 VEHICLES YOU SHOULD NEVER BUY IN GTA 5 ONLINE! DON'T BUY THEM THEY ARE NOT WORTH IT!!

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024

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  • @ISpuuky
    @ISpuuky 4 года назад +2809

    We don’t buy these things because of how useful they are, we buy them because they’re fun

    • @user-gh5jc9tx5r
      @user-gh5jc9tx5r 4 года назад +105

      Microflame 808 I mean like, if you can afford it, why the hell not?

    • @SStyper
      @SStyper 4 года назад +54

      We don't buy them. We do frozen money glitch, buy everything for free and then we give cars to friends ;)

    • @IceCreamCookieLove99
      @IceCreamCookieLove99 4 года назад +9

      SStyper wait what glitch

    • @user-gh5jc9tx5r
      @user-gh5jc9tx5r 4 года назад +5

      Lol same here, what glitch?

    • @josh_hunt5183
      @josh_hunt5183 4 года назад +4

      SStyper u can’t even buy other people friends anyway

  • @carloalberto829
    @carloalberto829 4 года назад +1654

    5:18: I bought it 'cause it looks cool
    5:26: A piece of trash that looks super ugly

  • @ZacThaBarber
    @ZacThaBarber 4 года назад +1708

    1: Luxor Deluxe
    2: P996 Lazer
    3: Zhaba
    4: Tezeract
    5: Galaxy Super Yacht
    6: Fire Truck
    7: Dump
    8: Bombushka
    9: Issi Custom (arena war)
    10: RC Tank
    Saved you 10 minutes

  • @ianshaan
    @ianshaan 4 года назад +359

    “I bought it because it looks cool” & “I wouldn’t buy it since it’s super ugly” 😂 ok...

  • @eemi6484
    @eemi6484 4 года назад +4384

    Where's my free RC Tank gang at?

  • @elchia7113
    @elchia7113 4 года назад +590

    "10 cArS yOu ShOuLd NeVeR bUy"
    Also him: *Has 8 billion dollars with 1 million dollars in his pocket*

    • @grzegorzyko9297
      @grzegorzyko9297 4 года назад +5

      Vehicles* not cars

    • @anthonysantiago6371
      @anthonysantiago6371 4 года назад +10

      @Obnoxious G4M3R no cause cars r on ground and vehicles can be planes and hets

    • @anthonysantiago6371
      @anthonysantiago6371 4 года назад +4

      @Obnoxious G4M3R *jets*

    • @pancaketime6032
      @pancaketime6032 4 года назад

      Insane Crap sammee im just watching this cause its fun

    • @guts3412
      @guts3412 4 года назад +3

      for real like how tf they be getting all this money

  • @ethanielplaza1533
    @ethanielplaza1533 4 года назад +1058

    Him: Don’t buy these vehicles
    Also him: Buys the vehicles

  • @becomingcorn6946
    @becomingcorn6946 4 года назад +764

    The 10mil jet was the first thing I bought it’s just the biggest flex ever

    • @vxmmp
      @vxmmp 4 года назад +18

      BecomingCorn69 i bought the same thing and u got six of them idk why tho

    • @nemeciobesimpin9027
      @nemeciobesimpin9027 4 года назад +67

      More like the biggest L

    • @trustxyak9547
      @trustxyak9547 4 года назад +146

      @@nemeciobesimpin9027 I wouldn't be one to talking look at ur profile picture

    • @aiqhu
      @aiqhu 4 года назад +7

      What a fuck boi

    • @CesarMartinez-nu3if
      @CesarMartinez-nu3if 4 года назад +1

      @@trustxyak9547 just another game kid

  • @matthewkrupa-gregory9682
    @matthewkrupa-gregory9682 4 года назад +552

    “iT cAnT gO uP hIlLsSsS”
    Proceeds to try and climb an almost vertical cliff.

  • @xxsmurizzxx3035
    @xxsmurizzxx3035 4 года назад +249

    "It cant really ram things"
    12:05 *car flies away because he hit it

    • @mmm3000ful
      @mmm3000ful 4 года назад +17

      xXSmu rizzXx he did say unless you hit the right angle...

    • @asapsinclair5491
      @asapsinclair5491 4 года назад +6

      Miguel Gallardo he was driven straight forward...what angle ?

    • @hslypn
      @hslypn 4 года назад

      ASAP Sinclair Booger fart

    • @xxsmurizzxx3035
      @xxsmurizzxx3035 4 года назад

      @@hslypn ??

    • @thatshawny5801
      @thatshawny5801 4 года назад

      ASAP Sinclair you got to hit it from the front 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @jeffthomas3707
    @jeffthomas3707 4 года назад +336

    "This vehicle is literally just a status symbol".... yes.... yes, that's exactly why you buy it. There comes a point when you buy vehicles just because you can, not because they are functional, and that's my belief why these "You should never buy" video's are incorrectly titled. Perhaps they should be titled "Top 10 vehicles you should never buy until you have nothing else worth buying"

    • @LincolnAdams08
      @LincolnAdams08 4 года назад +7

      Shut up pussy

    • @dabirdie1797
      @dabirdie1797 4 года назад +22

      @@LincolnAdams08 Shut up, pussy

    • @plasmaticlmao
      @plasmaticlmao 4 года назад +7

      Ok Boomer fuck off

    • @jeffthomas3707
      @jeffthomas3707 4 года назад +10

      @@LincolnAdams08 I'm guessing you're a level 20 try hard.... I can sense the desperation to be noticed from here

    • @mayo1906
      @mayo1906 4 года назад +3

      Ok Boomer I smell you buying shark cards

  • @aidenrome2392
    @aidenrome2392 4 года назад +67

    "it can't go up hills" proceeds to climb a cliff with Benny's wheels 🤦‍♂️

  • @Young_Stocky
    @Young_Stocky 4 года назад +66

    I've never heard someone contradict themselves so much.

    • @lililing14
      @lililing14 3 года назад

      That's not a rebuttal, you didn't explain anything.

  • @laurendelvecchio1973
    @laurendelvecchio1973 4 года назад +509

    You can get the rc tank free on Christmas that’s what I did

    • @loganhorton3527
      @loganhorton3527 4 года назад +31

      Same, it’s not free anymore 😂

    • @Juan-qz4eg
      @Juan-qz4eg 4 года назад +7

      Same

    • @brandondueffert3474
      @brandondueffert3474 4 года назад +11

      Is it Christmas

    • @loganhorton3527
      @loganhorton3527 4 года назад +4

      No but it was free from Christmas until the end of the year

    • @rileybobs8802
      @rileybobs8802 4 года назад +9

      LOGDOG it was only free on Christmas a lot of my friends missed it 😂😂

  • @holasalonto
    @holasalonto 4 года назад +263

    Has anyone told this guy that the speedometers are not accurate they literally all top out at 120 but that isn't their actual speed

    • @holasalonto
      @holasalonto 4 года назад +5

      @camandmojo that's the exact thing I said

    • @ajg.8629
      @ajg.8629 4 года назад +28

      Hola Salonto I think he meant “No, speedometers are accurate bud.”

    • @stevemorris2528
      @stevemorris2528 4 года назад +8

      The oppressor tops out at like 145 with boost

    • @evankistell-farrar6306
      @evankistell-farrar6306 4 года назад +1

      @@holasalonto 💀👏

    • @kosmologist
      @kosmologist 4 года назад +6

      Some are acccurate, some aren't... the original Oppressor's is, if you want to speed test stuff. Some like the Krieger look like they're in KM/h because they hit like 180... yeah no.

  • @IlKuramalI
    @IlKuramalI 4 года назад +247

    The Yacht also has defense mode, you could just chill and if someone tries to shoot or snipe you, it will just deflect them.

  • @sausagesupper3631
    @sausagesupper3631 4 года назад +623

    I swear ur just turning into the professional with these videos🤦‍♂️

    • @orlando.l5135
      @orlando.l5135 4 года назад +46

      Acc 1 I thought it was him before I looked at the name XD

    • @rubenmedeiros8550
      @rubenmedeiros8550 4 года назад +1

      That so funny lol

    • @lilsavage4656
      @lilsavage4656 4 года назад +25

      Acc 1 what’s wrong with professional

    • @sausagesupper3631
      @sausagesupper3631 4 года назад +34

      Lil Savage nothing he’s a great RUclipsr but do we need a repeat of his video😂

    • @namealreadytaken9531
      @namealreadytaken9531 4 года назад

      I literraly had 4 professional vids under this 1

  • @miloelliott4079
    @miloelliott4079 4 года назад +73

    ‘Don’t buy these vehicles’
    Buys all of them

    • @tiddly_ogee2949
      @tiddly_ogee2949 3 года назад +4

      Probably has mods to get infinite money

    • @CKzoidYT
      @CKzoidYT 3 года назад

      @@tiddly_ogee2949 he does cus on the zhaba he has bennys wheels on it so he must be doing glitches

    • @tiddly_ogee2949
      @tiddly_ogee2949 3 года назад

      Yeah

    • @billiemiller2769
      @billiemiller2769 3 года назад

      It’s not modded or hacked wheels are glitched and he used the diggasaned modded acc thing

    • @CKzoidYT
      @CKzoidYT 3 года назад

      @@billiemiller2769 they are modded lmao

  • @user-wc1nq9mo3t
    @user-wc1nq9mo3t 4 года назад +140

    He’s complaining about the tezeract’s top speed, yet it’s one of the fastest cars in the game

    • @Casiopea-San
      @Casiopea-San 4 года назад +31

      Dylan Canady uh ok?

    • @user-wc1nq9mo3t
      @user-wc1nq9mo3t 4 года назад +1

      Dylan Canady nice, mines in gun metal grey with pearlescent orange. Looks sick

    • @Quochuyvn1
      @Quochuyvn1 4 года назад +10

      Well, he did said he race alot, perhaps he cant drive with it and lose all the time lol

    • @ethanpaul2056
      @ethanpaul2056 4 года назад +2

      The. Deviaty eight is the fastest

    • @user-wc1nq9mo3t
      @user-wc1nq9mo3t 4 года назад

      Ethanpaul 205 I said it was one of the fastest, not the fastest, and the fastest car in the game is the cyclone, not the deveste

  • @mateszimilko5494
    @mateszimilko5494 4 года назад +19

    Are you saying everything 3 times to reach a certain length with this video or is this really how you speak?

  • @gaminghardstyle4128
    @gaminghardstyle4128 4 года назад +163

    Oppressors have an extremely hard time blowing up a lazer the rockets can’t keep up in a circle

    • @user-rm8yo4iw6n
      @user-rm8yo4iw6n 4 года назад +17

      The only people who use oppressors are 9 year old kids who got a hold of mummy’s credit card

    • @Jon-su5my
      @Jon-su5my 4 года назад +15

      Yea, I really don’t get why people go so crazy over the Lazer. I own it and the Hydra, and honestly, they’re both better than the other in different ways. I just hate how people always talk bad about the Lazer, if you can’t afford, fine. But if you don’t, why call it bad when it’s actually really good?

    • @gaminghardstyle4128
      @gaminghardstyle4128 4 года назад +3

      Hockey Player they’re fast, agile has very powerful cannons and can outrun any missiles in the game agreed

    • @Jon-su5my
      @Jon-su5my 4 года назад +3

      GamingHardStyle yes exactly!!! Its so much more powerful and agile!!

    • @oregonrailfanner9835
      @oregonrailfanner9835 4 года назад +4

      Lazer is the best jet in the game in my opinion, great maneuvering abilities!

  • @CasyTheCriminal335
    @CasyTheCriminal335 4 года назад +30

    Bruh this video is so stretched out I thought I was watching Sernando

  • @lilyachty5753
    @lilyachty5753 4 года назад +147

    No one : ItzFrolickz: “ I bought bc it looks pretty cool” , “It’s looks like a piece of trash don’t buy it”

    • @CBWater-
      @CBWater- 4 года назад

      Gannon he says it looks cool because of the upgrade

    • @KevyB.
      @KevyB. 4 года назад +1

      Enough of this type of stale copycat comment already!

    • @DiceThaKilla
      @DiceThaKilla 4 года назад

      It’s the truth tho. Watched this video to learn something and ended up with less brain cells than when I came here

    • @risk8998
      @risk8998 4 года назад

      Andrew Jenken never knew we can lose brain cells from video games

  • @xx12kxx62
    @xx12kxx62 3 года назад +26

    I got the little tank on Christmas and it’s so cute when it jumps

  • @hkzhustler
    @hkzhustler 4 года назад +108

    i killed so many tryhards with the rc tank its great, you go off the radar when u use it. and it was free on xmas

    • @epilepsyinc6790
      @epilepsyinc6790 4 года назад

      DEVlIIL you know how long that takes people. Crazy tanks are overpowered

    • @robobomb2792
      @robobomb2792 4 года назад

      Rc car with sticky bomb is more fun In my opinion

    • @AA-wv1pr
      @AA-wv1pr 4 года назад

      Its dolph I thought you don’t go off the radar

    • @szablav3582
      @szablav3582 4 года назад

      @@epilepsyinc6790 spawn oppressor mk1 and RC tank won't last more than 10 seconds with 3 minutes cooldown

    • @flareznugget4555
      @flareznugget4555 4 года назад

      He did mention that

  • @elcoochie4033
    @elcoochie4033 4 года назад +171

    I think this guy forgot the “fun” factor....what the whole game is about

    • @XexusEule
      @XexusEule 4 года назад +2

      One of the reasons I got my favourite car "The Deluxo" it because people say it's a fun car

    • @flakyemy8600
      @flakyemy8600 4 года назад

      A Lil Emo Haired Demon Boy no the reason you got the deluxo is cause it’s in the casino 😑

    • @XexusEule
      @XexusEule 4 года назад

      @@flakyemy8600 no-no I've had the Deluxo for about a month now

    • @flakyemy8600
      @flakyemy8600 4 года назад

      A Lil Emo Haired Demon Boy mhmm

    • @TheBrokenBondz
      @TheBrokenBondz 4 года назад +1

      Rockstar forgot what fun was years ago... all they see is money and shark cards

  • @unstyled3509
    @unstyled3509 4 года назад +51

    "it can't even get up a hill"
    *tries to go up a hill that an insurgent pick up would struggle on*

    • @Fatbumcrack
      @Fatbumcrack 4 года назад +1

      I’ve got the APC and that strolls up any terrain for nearly the same price as the big tired vehicle

  • @James-rx9wd
    @James-rx9wd 4 года назад +52

    "I only bought it cause it looks really cool" Five seconds later... "don't buy this it's ugly af"

  • @nadalvannunen9729
    @nadalvannunen9729 4 года назад +168

    “There’s a lot of cars that can beat the acceleration”
    2 seconds later
    “Obviously it has the fastest acceleration”
    Hm yes, seems alright.

    • @ktrgi
      @ktrgi 4 года назад +1

      Nadal van Nunen timestamp?

    • @blaydv2242
      @blaydv2242 4 года назад +1

      NF2000 6:37-6:53

    • @-b1ghorn087
      @-b1ghorn087 4 года назад +2

      I agree. Also him. Dont buy this vehicle.
      Then him. It is fun to drive so buy if it you want

  • @My_Mind_Palace
    @My_Mind_Palace 4 года назад +271

    Mostly everything in this game is overpriced.

    • @comp_19
      @comp_19 4 года назад +2

      Von Dutch live with it

    • @alexrodriguez6107
      @alexrodriguez6107 4 года назад +31

      Everything is cheap when your rich

    • @R53.charlie
      @R53.charlie 4 года назад +8

      Alex Rodriguez glitches👍👍

    • @M.19273
      @M.19273 4 года назад +4

      Yeah but you make money so easy!! I mean glitches and shark cards.

    • @yourarse4197
      @yourarse4197 4 года назад +14

      @@M.19273 shark cards seriously. Waste of money

  • @dylanlastname1461
    @dylanlastname1461 4 года назад +79

    5:47 "it goes 120 kmh or mph"
    There is a big difference between kmh and mph!!!! (its most likely mph so pretty bloody fast!!!!!)

    • @justinh9674
      @justinh9674 4 года назад +3

      Dylan Last Name 180kmh isn’t super fast

    • @dylanlastname1461
      @dylanlastname1461 4 года назад +4

      @@justinh9674 well not super fast but its fast and also it 193.121kmh

    • @luckykai7473
      @luckykai7473 4 года назад

      It goes 120kmp

    • @harold3345
      @harold3345 4 года назад

      120km is fcking normal highway speed. Litterally any normal cars max speed is minimum like 150km. Its def mph

    • @youleq3968
      @youleq3968 4 года назад

      supercars like bugatti, easily go over 400km/h, i always wondered why cars are so słow in gta5

  • @Slippy-yi7dn
    @Slippy-yi7dn 4 года назад +44

    ItzFrolickz: Don't buy these!
    ItzFrolickz Garage: We heard that!

  • @heavymetaljoe4157
    @heavymetaljoe4157 4 года назад +31

    Get real. You don't know if the Tezeract's top speed is in miles or kilometres?
    Tip: 120 km/h is barely speeding on Canadian highways. Around 75mph.
    120 mph = 194 km/h, so, pretty fast. Unbelievably dumb comment Frolicks. You need to go back to school. Or rewrite your licence. Both perhaps.

    • @kaiosaucy9005
      @kaiosaucy9005 4 года назад

      But cars in this game go 200 mph

    • @Evasive1
      @Evasive1 4 года назад +5

      @@kaiosaucy9005 no they don't, not even the jets go that fast smh

    • @kaiosaucy9005
      @kaiosaucy9005 4 года назад +2

      I think its Its in km

    • @kaiosaucy9005
      @kaiosaucy9005 4 года назад

      My mistake

    • @Evasive1
      @Evasive1 4 года назад

      @DopeClouds all of the vehicles are lowered down in speed otherwise youd get across the map too fast, thats why they're so slow, the top speed for like most planes are 170mph I think, the most a car goes is 155mph but only on hills and stuff, a straight line the fastest car is like 135mph

  • @truevices
    @truevices 4 года назад +94

    3:20
    The Lazer is worth every penny in terms of :
    Efficiency
    Defence
    Offense
    You can easily maneuver and dodge Oppressor, Ruiner, and Stromberg Rockets by performing circular movements in the Jet.
    It is easy to acquire in the form of a personal hangar (LSIA)
    Explosive MG is easy to master.
    A Hydra doesn't maneuver Oppressor missles as well.

    • @mxnghanclan
      @mxnghanclan 4 года назад +12

      Dude you’re so stupid your paying 6.5 million to spawn a jet at different locations even though you can get it for free if you have a fort zancudo hanger (which is the best) the hydra can still dodge ruiner-style missles, hover and the cannons on the hydra are actually easier to master because the cannons are closer and more accurate 6.5 million for a little better agility, less accurate cannons, the ability to spawn it at different locations (not including helipads like the hydra) when you can get the jet for free even if you don’t have the hanger but the hydra can be spawned at helipads, has more accurate cannons, can be spawned with pegasaus, can hover and a little less agility for under half price DON’T BUY THE LAZER STEAL IT

    • @joyceotidex7500
      @joyceotidex7500 4 года назад +3

      You got it

    • @Matthew-ib2kz
      @Matthew-ib2kz 4 года назад +4

      Imagine paying 3 mil more just to dodge mk2 rockets when you can just go ghosted to them 💀

    • @jacksongray__
      @jacksongray__ 4 года назад +5

      I bought lazer and it is my fave jet in the game

    • @pimp3721
      @pimp3721 4 года назад +2

      Defense*

  • @anonym2408
    @anonym2408 4 года назад +52

    When u have no skill in a lazer than there’s no point to get it for 6 mil .. but if u good pilot It can cost 20 mil I still buy it

    • @anegg1464
      @anegg1464 4 года назад +10

      Jordan Enehizena exactly dude, i have literally no regrets buying the lazer. Its so nice having it on call whenever as its prob the most versatile plane

    • @UnheiligerGeist
      @UnheiligerGeist 4 года назад

      THANK YOU

    • @zaqimel7096
      @zaqimel7096 4 года назад

      @@anegg1464 how can you call it

    • @arrowzspell
      @arrowzspell 4 года назад +1

      Christine Roark having it on call is a beautiful thing when ppl wanna grief :D

    • @arrowzspell
      @arrowzspell 4 года назад +1

      ZAQIMEL plays call Pegasus or request through select, vehicles

  • @syntmu4095
    @syntmu4095 4 года назад +59

    You can tell he’s a bot with a modded account 😂

    • @cloudy2803
      @cloudy2803 4 года назад +6

      True lol

    • @Chris-jd4ff
      @Chris-jd4ff 4 года назад

      What does that mean?

    • @Darkxhehe
      @Darkxhehe 4 года назад

      Chris Kingz It means he's bad at the game, and someone hacked/modded the account for all of his money

    • @beepfacederbyfacepalm8579
      @beepfacederbyfacepalm8579 3 года назад

      He only got a modded acc so he can produce content while being able to have an actual life so he doesn’t have to grind

  • @jackass1000ross
    @jackass1000ross 4 года назад +215

    “Looks exactly like the Luxor deluxe” as he says flying is chrome Luxor

    • @ps4_kreno208
      @ps4_kreno208 4 года назад

      Ross Mccartney lol

    • @meemdmemme
      @meemdmemme 4 года назад

      Ross Mccartney he never said it looks exactly he said it looks good enough

    • @UserdhMadf
      @UserdhMadf 4 года назад

      @@meemdmemme he didn't say exactly, but he said it looks like it. That was a silver not a golden one

  • @cashdraper4620
    @cashdraper4620 4 года назад +135

    The tezeract is actually the fastest car in the game, and also, the speedometers aren’t correct speeds on the cars.

    • @LoopyBiscuit
      @LoopyBiscuit 4 года назад +3

      Chaotic Blitz exactly

    • @skillfulspace3082
      @skillfulspace3082 4 года назад +5

      Not the fastest when it comes to races

    • @Breadedmemelord
      @Breadedmemelord 4 года назад +11

      From what I’ve heard the Deveste Eight is the fastest

    • @pegador6
      @pegador6 4 года назад +8

      811 is the fastest, deveste eight is 2nd, tezeract is about 1oth

    • @llive002
      @llive002 4 года назад +1

      @@pegador6 no

  • @jadenharrison
    @jadenharrison 4 года назад +32

    “I bought it cause it looks cool but other than that it’s ugly” 🤨

    • @AeridesEntertainment
      @AeridesEntertainment 4 года назад +1

      It wouldn't be so ugly if he didn't give it such a garbage paint job or those fugly-ass rims, but this dude thinks the speedometers in the game are accurate and literally tried to say the Tezeract is only as fast as the OG Dominator, so to call him stupid is an understatement.

  • @RL-mu6cn
    @RL-mu6cn 4 года назад +15

    Lazer is one of the best thing a ever bought

  • @Vastafari34
    @Vastafari34 4 года назад +22

    "
    it does look really cool, but it does look really stupid. "

  • @eliradinsky7088
    @eliradinsky7088 4 года назад +106

    Did you just say that the Zhaba can take a single rocket? I think that It's more like 14

  • @seanoconnell8055
    @seanoconnell8055 4 года назад +35

    *says issy can’t push any car when he hits on an angle* legit 5 seconds later * rams and destroys 2 cars*

  • @ARSPLink
    @ARSPLink 4 года назад +8

    “Kill the firefighter and take it” 😂

  • @BobbyCheezee
    @BobbyCheezee 4 года назад +100

    All his “facts” were backed up by “I think” and “take my word for it” he doesn’t know a lot about gta oh and he’s saying that he doesn’t need to explain about it like uh yeah you do that’s the reason for this video

    • @markshiel5989
      @markshiel5989 4 года назад +2

      OmenFN bruh hes level 700+

    • @genericwhitemale.5989
      @genericwhitemale.5989 4 года назад +10

      Mark Shiel you don’t seem to play gta either lmao

    • @markshiel5989
      @markshiel5989 4 года назад

      Die To Death never said I did just saying he’s over 700 levels and makes videos on gta so he surely knows a good bit

    • @10ksubswithnovideo63
      @10ksubswithnovideo63 4 года назад +4

      Mark Shiel I’m pretty sure his account is modded. A few people were commenting about it.

    • @Leonardo-eu7jt
      @Leonardo-eu7jt 4 года назад +7

      @@10ksubswithnovideo63 nah dude he deffinetly grinded those 8billion dollars with legit methods

  • @carajgaming1876
    @carajgaming1876 4 года назад +38

    The speedometers aren’t legit
    Why don’t u get a digital speedo

  • @contrllax
    @contrllax 4 года назад +40

    12:40 video taken moments before disaster

  • @PurpleFarty-lo3lq
    @PurpleFarty-lo3lq 3 года назад +10

    “the top 10 ways to not have fun with friends”

  • @fatestired
    @fatestired 4 года назад +50

    when the tezeract beats every car

  • @rfxstudios9481
    @rfxstudios9481 4 года назад +22

    “If you would be to ram a car you would spin out pretty much”
    12:15

    • @leylandtitanboy
      @leylandtitanboy 4 года назад

      Yeah, he doesnt know fuck all

    • @VFrost224
      @VFrost224 4 года назад

      Literally ramps a dump truck

  • @danwoodall4838
    @danwoodall4838 4 года назад +17

    “Don’t waste your money”
    Has 8 billion in his bank and has all the things on the list

  • @Anonymous.3-6-9
    @Anonymous.3-6-9 4 года назад +5

    This guy has literally no idea what he’s talking about

    • @lililing14
      @lililing14 3 года назад

      In terms of what? You can't make a statement like that and provide no meat to the argument.

  • @prodbyfirthh3119
    @prodbyfirthh3119 4 года назад +115

    When he said a mustang could go the same speed as a tezeract😂

    • @bigdong-eu7yv
      @bigdong-eu7yv 4 года назад +2

      prodbyfirthh it can maxes out

    • @Alexo-pd2re
      @Alexo-pd2re 4 года назад +2

      It can

    • @CoopTheTroopa
      @CoopTheTroopa 4 года назад +2

      when it can and your a dumbass😂

    • @prodbyfirthh3119
      @prodbyfirthh3119 4 года назад +1

      Agree Or Keep Scrolling Init 😂

    • @justcoke2972
      @justcoke2972 4 года назад

      Antanas Tilindis Its just not faster than the pariah

  • @jjezz24o77
    @jjezz24o77 4 года назад +58

    12:43 enemy wheelson deployed

  • @dxzzin3359
    @dxzzin3359 4 года назад +129

    Me sitting here knowing I’ve bought all of these

    • @jasonjohnson5300
      @jasonjohnson5300 4 года назад +3

      YewSoTrash -_- I was thinking the same I was like damn I have everything on this list🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂

    • @Kebura
      @Kebura 4 года назад +4

      Weird flex but ok

    • @Nix_IoI
      @Nix_IoI 4 года назад

      Its really not hard to buy all these i did money glitches because its easy to do them

    • @Wolf-rh4hs
      @Wolf-rh4hs 4 года назад

      Same

    • @Lost-sm2vl
      @Lost-sm2vl 4 года назад +1

      Cant relate

  • @nasirbrewer748
    @nasirbrewer748 3 года назад +5

    “If you really won’t one call emergency services kill the fire fighter and take it” had me gone😭😭

  • @kiksiidiriiksii7194
    @kiksiidiriiksii7194 4 года назад +16

    “If you try to push a car out of the way, you will end up spinning out!”
    *Proceeds to push cars out of way while saying this*

  • @apython9500
    @apython9500 4 года назад +21

    5:26 hm I wonder why it won’t go up dirt rocky hills maybe because he’s using ugly wheels on an off-road vehicle

    • @Yes-zh2io
      @Yes-zh2io 4 года назад +1

      No car can go up that hill

    • @THECAPPN
      @THECAPPN 4 года назад

      Federal bureau of investigation I have multiple that could make it up that hill

    • @personisspeaking1862
      @personisspeaking1862 4 года назад +1

      Dillon Haluch no you don’t

    • @personisspeaking1862
      @personisspeaking1862 4 года назад

      Dillon Haluch it’s to steep and it’s near water

    • @i_biscuit7140
      @i_biscuit7140 4 года назад

      @@personisspeaking1862 caracara 4x4 can

  • @lzlegendlz7335
    @lzlegendlz7335 4 года назад +101

    2 to 3 minutes buddy you’re bad at flying then geez😂

    • @vstellarv3118
      @vstellarv3118 4 года назад +6

      lz Legend lz Girly girl x fr I can take over a whole lobby and be in the jet for about 40 mins then I get tired of flying

    • @KobeA29
      @KobeA29 4 года назад +3

      ll kingz ll Gaming okay buddy...

    • @ethanw9669
      @ethanw9669 4 года назад

      @@vstellarv3118 lol sure

    • @jetskii8854
      @jetskii8854 4 года назад +3

      @@vstellarv3118 forreal😂 and dude said "get shot down by an opressor" lmao if your lazer get shot down by an opressor you're just trash lol😂 it's the most powerful vehicle in the game no🧢

    • @_flyingcat_7527
      @_flyingcat_7527 4 года назад

      I startes usong the thermals glitch in the laser and I its disgustingly good

  • @thejgamer0855
    @thejgamer0855 4 года назад +7

    Him: someone's gonna shoot it do-
    Me: WITH A FLYING MISSILE BIKE

  • @drche
    @drche 4 года назад +40

    The Shaba takes 14 rockets get ur facts right

    • @thekushcorner420
      @thekushcorner420 4 года назад

      David Chess Get yours straight, it takes 5 (both RPG and homing)

    • @drche
      @drche 4 года назад +3

      The Kush Corner nope ur wrong

    • @psycho7445
      @psycho7445 4 года назад

      David Chess it took like 7 homing rocket yesterday

    • @drche
      @drche 4 года назад

      Psycho-kxc-games without armor

    • @drche
      @drche 4 года назад

      Psycho-kxc-games funny that ur number keeps increasing

  • @legopachycephalosaurus6825
    @legopachycephalosaurus6825 4 года назад +7

    The Zhaba’s real life counterpart is literally the exact same as in game. It’s mainly used in really shitty areas with bad terrain and those wheels are what makes it cool. The gas is actually stored in the wheels as well as in the body. The wheels (ofc) also are what makes it positively buoyant so it can float.

    • @poglant
      @poglant Год назад

      The sherp irl is insane off-road and has mind blowing grip. In this game it barely can go anywhere

  • @xrottenxxxangel--2548
    @xrottenxxxangel--2548 4 года назад +46

    I bought the tezeract when it was for 1.600.000 mill

    • @Surkiuca
      @Surkiuca 4 года назад +2

      II KING AdAm96 II on sale

    • @frenkiabdullaj6088
      @frenkiabdullaj6088 4 года назад

      I wana buy the yacht its cool okkk dont judge me i have 3,000,000$

    • @luclevy9359
      @luclevy9359 4 года назад

      me too

    • @arthurmorgan1034
      @arthurmorgan1034 4 года назад +1

      @@frenkiabdullaj6088 You're going to buy that thing then never use it again.

    • @frenkiabdullaj6088
      @frenkiabdullaj6088 4 года назад

      Why not

  • @benfitzmaurice2766
    @benfitzmaurice2766 4 года назад +6

    my friends tricked me into buying the rampant rocket when I just started so I was almost broke already and wasted the free 1 million from the Criminal Enterprise Starter Pack

  • @fartmasternuts
    @fartmasternuts 4 года назад +40

    Frolickz: It blows up after only one missile
    Zahba: *Takes 14 rps to blow up*

  • @lipozrljohnson7078
    @lipozrljohnson7078 4 года назад +12

    The Zhaba doesn’t get blown up by a single rocket.

  • @macaronisaladd
    @macaronisaladd 4 года назад +26

    The Lazer is actually a good purchase for convenience.
    Not everyone is broke ;)

    • @anonym2408
      @anonym2408 4 года назад +3

      Antonio hahaha facts 🤣

    • @macaronisaladd
      @macaronisaladd 4 года назад +5

      @@anonym2408 also, keep in mind that most people who bitch about the Lazer's price also waste money on super cars. Such hypocrites brats lmao

    • @ismellhamburger5898
      @ismellhamburger5898 4 года назад

      True

    • @aaasssdddfff6572
      @aaasssdddfff6572 4 года назад +2

      I personally think its better than the hydra

    • @macaronisaladd
      @macaronisaladd 4 года назад +2

      @@aaasssdddfff6572 it is, it's one of the best jets in the game.
      The Hydra was good only when the Lazer wasn't purchasable yet, now it just doesn't have a reason to exist

  • @austinstoner6270
    @austinstoner6270 4 года назад +8

    “You can’t dump the trailer” on a dump truck with no trailer he says

  • @gloriousgaming1771
    @gloriousgaming1771 4 года назад +43

    6:16 gta npc's in a nutshell

    • @Shooting-with-sparks
      @Shooting-with-sparks 4 года назад

      I dont get it

    • @iisunix9148
      @iisunix9148 4 года назад

      @@Shooting-with-sparks *bruh*

    • @Shooting-with-sparks
      @Shooting-with-sparks 4 года назад

      @@iisunix9148 it's just him driving fast and talking about how bad he Is at driving and blaming it on the car.

    • @iisunix9148
      @iisunix9148 4 года назад

      @@Shooting-with-sparks I'm not even going to try to explain the joke to you.

    • @Shooting-with-sparks
      @Shooting-with-sparks 4 года назад

      @@iisunix9148 I dont care.

  • @lorischmid4470
    @lorischmid4470 4 года назад +50

    5:01 no car can get up that hill

  • @carterrobb7524
    @carterrobb7524 4 года назад +11

    Mans talkin about a "mustang" that can go faster then a tezeract..
    The tezeract can go up to 202 Kph not 120 what’s this guy talkin about? And he’s so general about the terms he uses

    • @garyrice4315
      @garyrice4315 4 года назад +1

      Carter Robb he meant miles he even showed it

    • @carterrobb7524
      @carterrobb7524 4 года назад +4

      Gary Rice still the 4th fastest super car top speed

  • @fatfalcon3434
    @fatfalcon3434 4 года назад +4

    Fun fact: Zhaba means frog in some eastern European languages. That's probably the reasoning behind the vehicle's strange design.

  • @hgonz14
    @hgonz14 4 года назад +6

    The bombushka was a great vehicle to use for mc sell missions as you could take all the vehicles in one trip and get that done quick, but once Rockstar patched that it became useless

  • @curtzy2008
    @curtzy2008 4 года назад +12

    It literally can’t drive over any vehicle. Ramp buggy: am I a joke to you?

    • @_zach325
      @_zach325 4 года назад +1

      Lol it goes under

  • @jamesworkman9973
    @jamesworkman9973 4 года назад +20

    Why does everyone hate the yacht what do they expect it to be

    • @lock1down__
      @lock1down__ 4 года назад +3

      James Workman :/ a fucking aircraft carrier

    • @Ch1voLoko
      @Ch1voLoko 4 года назад

      Yatch? Nah bro you spelled "useless boat" wrong

    • @user-wc1nq9mo3t
      @user-wc1nq9mo3t 4 года назад +3

      AgustinDatBoi and you spelt yacht wrong

    • @jamesworkman9973
      @jamesworkman9973 4 года назад

      AgustinDatBoi Don’t buy it then

    • @Ch1voLoko
      @Ch1voLoko 4 года назад +1

      @@jamesworkman9973
      I never will, just feel sorry for all the people that have bought it as I'm sure they regret it

  • @purpleyam8770
    @purpleyam8770 4 года назад +2

    First of all, RC tank is awesome. I destroy grief ETD with that thing when they hop off their noob bikes, and they can’t do shit.
    2nd of all, Luxer Deluxe is just for flexing and that’s the only reason why I use it.
    3rd of all, Lazer is op. It is 6M but the noob bikes won’t be able to touch you with their missiles and you can destroy em. I also use the Lazer for Duggan shipments for casino heist.
    Lastly, the yacht is also just a thing for flexing and I bought it for the jacuzzi and the yacht defenses.

  • @divinity8243
    @divinity8243 4 года назад +36

    Me an intellectual: owns almost all of them

  • @bozakl2876
    @bozakl2876 4 года назад +6

    I only got the tezaract when it dropped down to 1.2 mil was that a good choice?

    • @pujuti08
      @pujuti08 4 года назад +3

      Its a good car actually. Everything is a good purchase if you enjoy it

    • @heavymetaljoe4157
      @heavymetaljoe4157 4 года назад +1

      It's more of a short track car. Use it for its acceleration out of corners. You wont out run anything otherwise.

  • @tomcornelisse2003
    @tomcornelisse2003 4 года назад +10

    The yacht has a defense that allows you to keep away flying enemies so it’s not useless

  • @wilberator9608
    @wilberator9608 4 года назад +1

    I think the Lazer is so expensive because it is state of the art and the US military REALLY don’t want it to be possible for anybody else to get hold of one. Most of the other stuff is either army surplus or made by private organisations.

  • @Julian-wd8mz
    @Julian-wd8mz 4 года назад +24

    I love how this guy has over 1billion and im over here trying to buy a 5 dollar Ecola

  • @luclevy9359
    @luclevy9359 4 года назад +20

    i completely disagree with you on the tezaract i own it and i love it and i also disagree with the issei classic since its the best duping vehicle

    • @kylereece1735
      @kylereece1735 4 года назад

      luc levy yeah but you can’t disagree with the fact that it doesn’t have a very good top speed.

    • @MrBonQuiQui-zv1wr
      @MrBonQuiQui-zv1wr 4 года назад

      Lol future shock slamvan sells for more than future shock issi

    • @Casiopea-San
      @Casiopea-San 4 года назад

      Dark Soul can you put it in an moc?
      If so does it get dupe detected?

    • @MrBonQuiQui-zv1wr
      @MrBonQuiQui-zv1wr 4 года назад

      @@Casiopea-San it works the same as the issi

    • @Casiopea-San
      @Casiopea-San 4 года назад

      Dark Soul That’s epic, I’ll try and get one.

  • @JL-vp6ry
    @JL-vp6ry 4 года назад +26

    Me: Has bought almost everything on this List
    RUclips: Lets recommend this to you weeks after you have spent around 20+ mil on GTA V

    • @flareznugget4555
      @flareznugget4555 4 года назад +4

      Wait u bought the luxor deluxe dude everything else I understand but the plane oh no

  • @christophesleiman7928
    @christophesleiman7928 4 года назад +2

    I disagree so much about the hydra it's a great car to have but it's kinda overprice

  • @ckgexotic5640
    @ckgexotic5640 4 года назад +11

    This is the funniest shit ever just put gold on this plane it’s like the cereal from aldi good enough and it’s cheaper than normal brand

    • @chargedattack3559
      @chargedattack3559 4 года назад

      There's another jet that's even cheaper than the Luxor and will actually look gold instead of that black gold.

  • @owenw.0215
    @owenw.0215 4 года назад +11

    When he said tezeract has best acceleration
    Cyclone: I’m about to end this guys whole career

  • @user-de5ru9qv7p
    @user-de5ru9qv7p 4 года назад +26

    This whole vid is just him saying “it’s just a piece of garbage”
    Lol

  • @charliethornewill5310
    @charliethornewill5310 4 года назад +3

    Him: when u push a car out of the way it also pushes u.
    Also him: (hitting the car with the side of the ram)

  • @kaileb254
    @kaileb254 4 года назад +8

    1:49 ghetto version 😂

  • @Omnom-ex5rs
    @Omnom-ex5rs 4 года назад +24

    Everyone: don’t buy the yacht
    Me : I already did😎

  • @benpett9054
    @benpett9054 4 года назад +14

    4:20 the zabah can take about 16 oppressor MK2 missiles

    • @Surkiuca
      @Surkiuca 4 года назад +2

      LunarBarbarian84 according to the professional yea

    • @ejyx1435
      @ejyx1435 4 года назад

      Well yes but every time it gets shot it can't move

    • @benpett9054
      @benpett9054 4 года назад

      @XxMlgSnipezxX but as soon as people get in a mk2 they shoot everything that moves so chances are they'll have less than 16 and you'll be able to get awah

    • @greenstriker9600
      @greenstriker9600 4 года назад

      Moc cab can take 64

  • @fortnitehighlights8x222
    @fortnitehighlights8x222 4 года назад +19

    The tezeract is actually one of the fastest supercars in the game

    • @Randy.Bobandy
      @Randy.Bobandy 4 года назад +1

      Guy has "literally" no idea what he's talking about half the time.

    • @dawsonholland2885
      @dawsonholland2885 3 года назад

      Except for the fast part

  • @whiteboywilly6437
    @whiteboywilly6437 4 года назад +6

    6:20 sure faster than a 20 grand car it’s faster then x80

  • @scat3926
    @scat3926 4 года назад +8

    "Can be Blown up in a single rocket" my guy you just straight lied. I saw a video of this dude gtrying to blow it up and it took a rocket and 6 grenades your either sped are just lied

    • @ascendance22
      @ascendance22 4 года назад

      He's lying it's very strong

    • @dani007a
      @dani007a 4 года назад

      It has the most armor against explosives in the game, lol. It can't take a rocket, no, it can take seven rockets.

    • @heikolol
      @heikolol 4 года назад

      @@dani007a insurgent or terrorbyte Got more armor

    • @dani007a
      @dani007a 4 года назад

      Heiko :D The Zhaba is way more armored than the Insurgent. It'll take 3x as many RPGs and has glass that can take more bullets. And the Terrorbyte has worse armor than the Insurgent.
      Only the MOC trailer has better armor and that's just because it is literally indestructible.

    • @heikolol
      @heikolol 4 года назад

      @@dani007a but you wrote that it could take 7rockets but the insurgent can take 9rpgs

  • @Fern-it1dy
    @Fern-it1dy 4 года назад +13

    7:53 what about yacht defence when your getting spammed by oppressor mk 2 or hydras

    • @wargamer9981
      @wargamer9981 4 года назад

      They have to get on you yacht and capture it so...

    • @xxicemaster314
      @xxicemaster314 4 года назад

      Yacht defense is just fun to use anyway

  • @alikamuneli
    @alikamuneli 3 года назад

    RC tank comes in handy when someone is trying to kill you. It will literally save your life a ton if you use it correctly. You can use it to troll the person trying to kill you too if you wish.

  • @julesyy6588
    @julesyy6588 4 года назад +5

    “no ramming power “: ploughs through cars

  • @dorianduenas
    @dorianduenas 4 года назад +16

    Who else disliked when he said that the tezeract and Future Shock issy is trash

    • @STARRZZZ214
      @STARRZZZ214 4 года назад

      Stop being a bitch

    • @ZaZ880
      @ZaZ880 4 года назад

      Well tezeract is trash and the issi is only useful to do duplication glitches

    • @brandon_varney2543
      @brandon_varney2543 4 года назад

      Yess he is so stupid the speed meter is wrong

  • @louiswoolfrey4395
    @louiswoolfrey4395 4 года назад +15

    ItzFrolicks: this plane can’t drop bombs.
    Afew moments later: starts to drop bombs

  • @umbra-rose6789
    @umbra-rose6789 4 года назад

    RC Tank doesn't deserve to be on this list, here's why:
    1. you don't show on the map when using it, great for relocation in PvP.
    2. it can jump significantly higher than the RC Bandito.
    3. it has more armor than the Rhino Tank!
    4. it's very resistant to vehicle explosions.
    5. the Plasma Cannon can tear through police and civilian vehicles.
    6. the flamethrower is excellent at PvE, gang attacks, etc, it can melt through NPCs and WILL NOT destroy cargo!!
    7. it's cute as hell.