Things You Shouldn't Say Out Loud. Mike Paramore - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 6 окт 2022
  • There are a lot of things you shouldn't say out loud and Mike Paramore's new Dry Bar Comedy special is absolutely full of them. Whether it's laughing about tripping children, talking about wiping etiquette, or a myriad of other hilarious topics this brand new full Dry Bar Comedy special from Mike Paramore is sure to have any fan of his first special laughing from beginning to end.
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Комментарии • 531

  • @shalacarter6658
    @shalacarter6658 Год назад +182

    This Special was not long enough. I was just getting into the groove when he said "Good night."

  • @WorthlessDeadEnd
    @WorthlessDeadEnd Год назад +286

    He was so spot on about "Space Force" sounding like an old Saturday morning cartoon. Like one of those old Hanna-Barbera cartoons.

  • @Jaster_Mereel
    @Jaster_Mereel Год назад +66

    His last segment was the best I've ever heard. "Can you tell someone's...by the way he tickles another dude?" I died.

    • @melliemel32
      @melliemel32 Год назад +6

      It was hilarious & you can say gay. 😁. It’s okay. It’s not a curse word. I don’t agree with it, but it’s okay to say. It’s not hateful.

  • @Ilicia_08
    @Ilicia_08 Год назад +57

    Tripping kids is now one of my life’s goals 😂

  • @chariedeguzman
    @chariedeguzman Год назад +21

    I love Mike Paramore, he's naturally funny. Nothing is forced. just Mike being Mike. 😄

    • @Ferbals
      @Ferbals Месяц назад

      I will NEVER forget the first day that I tripped a child. I was 18😂😂😂😂😂 I'm 41, now. It still lives with her❤

  • @JujuSenju
    @JujuSenju Год назад +82

    I think he actually made some of the crowd cry from laughter 😭😂

  • @plaintiveplainvanilla9729
    @plaintiveplainvanilla9729 Год назад +151

    Please have Mike back soon...and often.

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 Год назад +6

      He has another special from maybe 2 years ago. And he has a comedy album on Itunes

    • @plaintiveplainvanilla9729
      @plaintiveplainvanilla9729 Год назад +3

      @@msthang5366 Excellent! Thank you.

  • @nenaelliott8058
    @nenaelliott8058 Год назад +265

    Mike Paramore is amazing. I couldn't stop laughing. I love to hear him laugh at himself.. he's hilarious. ❤️❤️❤️

    • @mickib1592
      @mickib1592 Год назад +4

      I LOVE IT when they crack themselves up!!!

    • @kathyhoward5232
      @kathyhoward5232 Год назад +2

      Me too 😂🤣

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 Год назад +2

      YESSSS

    • @BipolarVirgo
      @BipolarVirgo Год назад +1

      Forgive my ignorance, but is this a new special of his, because I really seeing another skit with him at Dry Bar

    • @nenaelliott8058
      @nenaelliott8058 Год назад +2

      @@BipolarVirgo I believe this is his second special. Not 100% sure.

  • @alishavanetten2051
    @alishavanetten2051 Год назад +131

    OH MY GOOOOOOOD. This guy was TOO good. I was dying the entire time. It's hard to find good comics out here but this guy is A1. He needs a Netflix special immediately

    • @Smokey_blackfox
      @Smokey_blackfox Год назад +4

      Make sure you watch his first bit on dry bar! Talking about his date at McDonald's and the whole skit I just great!!!

    • @santosgarcia8644
      @santosgarcia8644 Год назад +1

      O my good lol

  • @nv7466
    @nv7466 Год назад +111

    Never sit near the stage at a comedy show 🤣

    • @willwluke4634
      @willwluke4634 9 месяцев назад +3

      Everyone knows that

    • @nv7466
      @nv7466 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@willwluke4634 they should anyway!

  • @dannidaymitchell613
    @dannidaymitchell613 Год назад +29

    I don’t know what it is but I could listen to this man talk about whatnot all day. His voice puts a smile on my face and his giggle….😂😂

  • @themelting9696
    @themelting9696 Год назад +159

    Nice to see Mike get another show, dude's funny as heck 🤣😂👍

  • @mcsquared2330
    @mcsquared2330 Год назад +60

    "He's got a questionable booty hole..." So freakin' funny!

  • @averieldeathrider8407
    @averieldeathrider8407 Год назад +16

    I love how he's just enjoying himself on stage XD

  • @Pandaluv75
    @Pandaluv75 Год назад +20

    Hilarious. He won’t swing his feet and says “wee” to loud.! So funny!

  • @ThePetWellnessCoach
    @ThePetWellnessCoach Год назад +78

    Thank you so much Dry Bar for having Mike back! He is one of my ALL-TIME favorites!!!

  • @wolfhors3_660
    @wolfhors3_660 Год назад +42

    I have raised 9 kids. I have seen how badly they can get hurt just tripping. I almost hurt myself laughing when he started talking about tripping kids 😂😂😂😂. It's a joke people, and I think number two is my favorite as well

  • @2010GApastor
    @2010GApastor Год назад +26

    This man's delivery is absolutely hilarious!

  • @lindaharrison3240
    @lindaharrison3240 Год назад +56

    Still working that Winnie the Pooh vibe. 😂❤

  • @shalacarter6658
    @shalacarter6658 Год назад +27

    THANK YOU FOR BEING AN ORGAN DONOR!
    Love from the Mom of a liver transplant recipient.

    • @suttercane6718
      @suttercane6718 Год назад +5

      Lmao glad for you but he was joking about black market
      Hope yours didn't come from another person being killed for it!

  • @tacosmargs58
    @tacosmargs58 8 месяцев назад +3

    Mike was the comedian on my cruise recently. He's hilarious!

  • @sssbob
    @sssbob Год назад +12

    I had low expectations when I clicked on this video, but have been pleasantly surprised. He was truly funny.

  • @juliahall1823
    @juliahall1823 Год назад +71

    I laughed so much my stomach hurts. I loved the whole bit about tripping kids 😅 well done!

    • @gcchair7634
      @gcchair7634 Год назад +1

      That’s because , like me, you like the idea 😂

    • @allispossible8447
      @allispossible8447 Год назад +1

      I'm listening to it now sitting in Panera and LMBO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @peterfitzwell2538
    @peterfitzwell2538 Год назад +16

    I been using wet wipes since Trick Daddy's episode of MTV Cribs waaay back in the day. He shined the light and now I won't "go" without them... the assurance is irreplaceable. Once you go wet, you don't go back.

  • @chettmannley7949
    @chettmannley7949 Год назад +25

    Thanks for bringing Mike back! He’s a real gut-burster that’s for sure, I love his voice and intonations he’s the real deal

  • @clipsorwhatever
    @clipsorwhatever Год назад +8

    I love this guys energy! He's so funny!

  • @Gaiaschosen
    @Gaiaschosen Год назад +47

    Ive been WAITING for another Mike performance to pop up 👑🙌🏿. Loved this guy since his 1st Dry Bar show....continue being hilariously wholesome 💖😂

    • @Skyler_Rain
      @Skyler_Rain Год назад

      Nothing more wholesome than tripping children, lmao.

  • @alisonsneed3707
    @alisonsneed3707 Год назад +52

    Ohmagawd. The cadence? The material? The weird quotient? I don’t know what I like best about this guy. Where ya been hiding him?!😂

  • @dowster23
    @dowster23 Год назад +7

    Tripping children 😂😂... I am sooo going to do that from now on! Comedy gold!

  • @schwererd
    @schwererd Год назад +30

    Easily my favorite comedian on Dry Bar

  • @thegregitto
    @thegregitto Год назад +56

    Love to have this guy around again! Haha 😂

  • @ThePetWellnessCoach
    @ThePetWellnessCoach Год назад +33

    Thanks Mike for all the laughs! You're one of my faves!!!

  • @TheZogie
    @TheZogie Год назад +18

    The plane waitress😂😂

  • @kaytlynpence8883
    @kaytlynpence8883 Год назад +16

    This dude was absolutely hilarious. Made my day so much better.

  • @ajthewildwolf
    @ajthewildwolf Год назад +17

    I want more. More of this man please.

  • @melissamills2530
    @melissamills2530 Год назад +6

    90 day fiance! Has to be the show he's talking about absolutely love it

  • @francois-patrickarteau6511
    @francois-patrickarteau6511 Год назад +22

    So awesome that Angel Studios gives the chance to these stand-up actors to appear on camera, as they are absent from traditional media!

  • @christinaladd8172
    @christinaladd8172 Год назад +40

    Thank you l needed a good laugh. You were so funny and you didn’t have to cuss or be vulgar to be hilarious. 😂❤😂❤

  • @tricebreanne9131
    @tricebreanne9131 Год назад +26

    Best one I've heard in a long time. Funny the entire way through. Cute too.

  • @sanjamiteva9025
    @sanjamiteva9025 Год назад +36

    I love this guy! Too funny! 😂❤

  • @ernestogonzales9277
    @ernestogonzales9277 Год назад +18

    I liked his very first joke! Thumbs way up! Loved every joke after!

  • @jameslipke354
    @jameslipke354 Год назад +31

    He's awesome! That lady in the audience has such an infectious, great laugh! ❤
    ~ APRIL LIPKE

    • @me2ontube
      @me2ontube Год назад +3

      she made me laugh just as much as the jokes did

  • @nawfr223
    @nawfr223 Год назад +3

    Getting the second shot 1st is hilarious 😂😂😂that was underrated

  • @MrSandroengland
    @MrSandroengland Год назад +6

    this is by far my favourite Mike Paramore special. My stomach hurst from laughing

  • @wellsyaknow
    @wellsyaknow Год назад +4

    That lady has a crazy loud laugh lol

  • @MamaOfTwo
    @MamaOfTwo Год назад +8

    I didn’t want it to be over! OMGoodness I haven’t laughed that hard in awhile! For sure not since the world began ending lmfao! Thank you so much for the laughs!!!

  • @novian1452
    @novian1452 Год назад +2

    the bidet part got me good XD

  • @commonsensecorner7275
    @commonsensecorner7275 Год назад +36

    Clearly I wasn’t thinking, because that, “One moderately husky dude away from going down?” almost caused me to spit my milk out!!! 🫢😝👏🏽👏🏽
    The sandwiches throughout the house and dry wipes, had me CRACKING UP… Just the way he said, “Showering after every boo-boo” 🤣🤣
    Catfished in Real Life, SO TRUE! I met someone with a mask on, we FaceTimed that evening and I knew there was no way I was interested any further… 😬

  • @Melissa121372
    @Melissa121372 Год назад +24

    Omg I love this guy 😍 so glad Mike is back 😍

  • @1stRoi
    @1stRoi Год назад +6

    ✴️Team Mike Paramore fan, still loving your funny 😅 Poor Caroline on the front row 🤣 Great 👍 job "Pooh" ✴️

  • @missteen3981
    @missteen3981 Год назад +12

    OMG this was so entertaining! I really love to laugh and this helped me get through work with a much happier demeanor! Great work.

  • @twinValleySpirit
    @twinValleySpirit Год назад +3

    Mike Paramore is amazing. I couldn't stop laughing. I love to hear him laugh at himself.. he's hilarious. ❤❤❤

  • @MotherMeMeditations
    @MotherMeMeditations 6 месяцев назад +2

    Mike, work on getting a Netflix special! You’re HILARIOUS 😂

  • @beybey4282
    @beybey4282 Год назад +10

    Oh my gosh..HE JUST MADE MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE BETTER..HE IS TOO FUNNY..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jessicasager72
      @jessicasager72 Год назад +1

      Yeah sometimes you find people that make the world better just by existing, this is one of those people.

  • @birdfleck8516
    @birdfleck8516 Год назад +3

    My bidet dries my booty hole 😂😂 Don't judge me!😂 And since I have had a bidet I feel just dirty whenever I leave my house and have to use the restroom somewhere else!😂😂

  • @mrbestbw
    @mrbestbw Год назад +3

    😂🤣 Mike's insane... I'm Getting On My Nerves 😃😃 It's Not Outta Need It's Outta Patience 🤣😂

  • @desi4227
    @desi4227 Год назад +3

    Great time! Every time I’m in line, I’m going to think about walking out😂😂😂

  • @MrThims
    @MrThims Год назад +11

    Freakin hilarious all the way through, I gotta share this, im at work on break feeling a heck of a lot better than when I came in🤣👍🏾

  • @wesrichter1664
    @wesrichter1664 Год назад +4

    This is by far the funniest comedian I have ever listened to 😂 had me cracking up the whole time.

  • @meman6964
    @meman6964 2 месяца назад +1

    Breathing is my favorite thing too, some days it's the only thing. Funny man

  • @karenhaid6397
    @karenhaid6397 Год назад +21

    He always makes me laugh!

  • @2sherbear
    @2sherbear Год назад +2

    Dude is hilarious!! Love his expressions and mannerism.

  • @JM-wu3fs
    @JM-wu3fs 2 месяца назад

    I don’t think I love someone more than this man. He’s awesome ❤

  • @DanielleSamoneJohnson77
    @DanielleSamoneJohnson77 Год назад +110

    Although the joke was funny, I just learned that the balance issue on commercial airlines is true. If the flight is empty, then the weight distribution matters at takeoff and landing. Wow! I'm shook!

    • @sageAgainstTheMachine
      @sageAgainstTheMachine Год назад +2

      Ummm one person isn't making a difference sweetheart ..

    • @karieberry1070
      @karieberry1070 Год назад +11

      As one who has flown small planes -- it’s true!! It’s all about weight on takeoff and landing …

    • @sageAgainstTheMachine
      @sageAgainstTheMachine Год назад +7

      @@karieberry1070 yes for small planes but no for the big commercial planes. One person won't make a difference

    • @theuzumakikay8647
      @theuzumakikay8647 Год назад +2

      @@sageAgainstTheMachine what if they’re 600 pounds?

    • @virg0_lem0nade
      @virg0_lem0nade 10 месяцев назад +7

      ⁠ @ "theuzumaki" -- yes if 1 person weighs more than 4 people, that sure changes things! 😂

  • @rebeccawarner4860
    @rebeccawarner4860 Год назад +3

    I absolutely love this guy, I could watch him for hours!!!❤️

  • @HoneyGoldJasmine
    @HoneyGoldJasmine Год назад +1

    “I steal now”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @juliewagner8240
    @juliewagner8240 Год назад +1

    Omg! The tripping children bit! 😂😂😂

  • @jbb8892
    @jbb8892 Год назад +36

    This guy was funny as hellllll 😂

  • @williejmaddox
    @williejmaddox 6 месяцев назад +1

    Mike parramore bringing the laughter once again😅😅😅😅

  • @MzBettyK
    @MzBettyK 6 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂 I’m so glad I found you tonight. You had me in serious happy tears, Mike Paramore. I’m subscribed now and hope to find more funnies from you.

  • @jewlzmo3125
    @jewlzmo3125 11 месяцев назад +1

    The lady that had to catch her breath at the sandwiches joke was priceless!! He was great! 😂❤

  • @Ifllc
    @Ifllc Год назад +5

    13:05 this is the point where I folded 😂😂😂

  • @KheniMaseko
    @KheniMaseko Год назад +9

    I love him😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nadt5547
    @nadt5547 Год назад +5

    Mike you have to try the spray bidet that can be hooked up in an instant. I swear you will love it. 3 sheets and your dry. lol.

  • @sunnylove3521
    @sunnylove3521 Год назад +2

    I just came upon this and I needed to laugh😅😃 I was not done laughing at one joke then there another😛😂. My family heard the laughter and joined me have fun with this hilarious guy who laughs at his jokes👍🏾👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾love aura.

  • @rebeccahoneycutt1434
    @rebeccahoneycutt1434 Год назад +3

    he is one of the best that I have seen on dry bar!!

  • @earthling8585
    @earthling8585 Год назад +3

    Adorable! Bravo! I love you Mike! 😍🤣

  • @angelina3644
    @angelina3644 Год назад +1

    that one lady sounded like she was about to pass out each laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @coreymccraw8871
    @coreymccraw8871 Год назад +3

    First time hearing him, guy is funny as hell.

  • @beverleyreid7572
    @beverleyreid7572 3 месяца назад +1

    Wish I could date this guy. I’d be laughing all the time.

  • @GTGibbs
    @GTGibbs Год назад +4

    Very funny, and original or so it seems to me. 5 Star Comedy

  • @subsonicbass
    @subsonicbass Год назад +6

    This dude is amazing 😂 more of this!

  • @metrohen
    @metrohen Год назад +8

    Hahaha yes! 90 day fiancé lol love it!!

  • @carolkinney1327
    @carolkinney1327 Месяц назад

    I LOVE the trip-slide...lol!😊❤

  • @shloimystern9095
    @shloimystern9095 Год назад +2

    good laugh. thank you. he's great.

  • @Imhotep70
    @Imhotep70 Год назад +3

    DryBar, y'all are terrible for making us wait so long for this!

  • @maclac48
    @maclac48 11 месяцев назад +2

    Why is the word “booty hole” so dam funny??? 😂😂😂

  • @Sunshine74444
    @Sunshine74444 Год назад +4

    3:28 How DARE you. My father’s name is Bob. And were he alive he would probably be as delighted with this joke as I am! I love you BOB! 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @lalaincbus5081
    @lalaincbus5081 Год назад +2

    he is hilarious. period

  • @Ieatpeople2
    @Ieatpeople2 Год назад +2

    The last few minutes made my ribs hurt, I think I got a cramp from laughing

  • @miask
    @miask 25 дней назад

    Mike is such a funny, funny man! 🩵

  • @AuthenticWe
    @AuthenticWe Год назад +4

    Dude was absolutely funny 🤣😆 thank you

  • @926missjones
    @926missjones Год назад +1

    i love this man. hes naturally .

  • @jackiesanders1561
    @jackiesanders1561 Год назад +1

    STOOOOOOOOOOPIDDDDDDD!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!! Keep up the great work, Mike! I was about to blow a gasket trying not to LOL!!

  • @res00xua
    @res00xua Год назад +6

    Stroke damage to my right frontal lobehas killed that filter. Sometimes I think of it and say it simultaneously. One case where autocorrect is my friend

  • @justjoan4010
    @justjoan4010 Год назад +4

    Had me in stitches, Mike. Fun-nee. 😊

  • @jodibirmingham9040
    @jodibirmingham9040 Год назад +2

    OMG I love him 🥰🤣 So funny!!

  • @Michaelkaydee
    @Michaelkaydee 8 месяцев назад +1

    This was fantastic... had me hollering

  • @rxchgold
    @rxchgold Год назад +2

    We need an hour soon, Mike.

  • @amandasmith308
    @amandasmith308 Год назад +1

    This guy is hilarious I have completely enjoyed him. One hefty guy away. 🤣