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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
  • A few of the 40 million people affected by the Ashley Madison hack explain how their personal info got into the database...
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  • @EdgarVenzor
    @EdgarVenzor 9 лет назад +196

    That one dislike is a recently divorced guy....

    • @dattebenforcer
      @dattebenforcer 9 лет назад +1

      Edgar Venzor You know, divorced men kill themselves at 10 times the rate of men, who themselves commit suicide at 3 times the rate of women.

    • @michaelpaulinglis5724
      @michaelpaulinglis5724 9 лет назад +2

      It's probably jay Leno

    • @selderane
      @selderane 9 лет назад +1

      +dattebenforcer Makes sense given that 2/3 of all divorces are initiated by women. The husbands clearly still love their wives.
      Another fact rarely discussed: Lesbian couples get divorced at double the rate of gay men.

    • @sashamaz
      @sashamaz 9 лет назад

      +Kevin Dombrowski Goes to show, one side can never be fully content.

    • @selderane
      @selderane 9 лет назад +2

      ***** I don't know if it shows that, precisely, but I will say "content" is a choice society tells women they don't have to make. And that's a problem.
      Once the endorphins stop pumping, and your man is comfortable blowing ass next to you, you have a choice to make: Realize he's human, or leave him for the next guy who will keep his cheeks clenched for about a year then repeat the process.
      Women are told they don't have to settle. Everyone has to settle, that's life.

  • @romeocasido5723
    @romeocasido5723 9 лет назад +113

    "I was trying to send her a facebook" LOL, He delivered that line perfectly

  • @MrGenedancingmachine
    @MrGenedancingmachine 9 лет назад +69

    A guy got caught with child porn on his computer and he blamed it on his cat walking on his keyboard. True story.

    • @dattebenforcer
      @dattebenforcer 9 лет назад +27

      MrGenedancingmachine A woman got caught with child porn on her computer and she didn't even have to blame it on anyone, she got a verbal warning and that was it. True story.
      (though the media still blamed men for it)

    • @MrGenedancingmachine
      @MrGenedancingmachine 9 лет назад +1

      *****
      Wasn't putting it out there to invite a gender debate, but yeah okay...they're all cunts, I guess :)

    • @dattebenforcer
      @dattebenforcer 9 лет назад +5

      MrGenedancingmachine
      there's a double standard is all, that and cats are evil

    • @derlich09
      @derlich09 9 лет назад

      MrGenedancingmachine I read about that.

    • @TadRaunch
      @TadRaunch 9 лет назад

      MrGenedancingmachine Jared Fogle?

  • @thejuiceweasel
    @thejuiceweasel 9 лет назад +89

    Last dude was so in a hurry, his jacket turned into a red sweater.

    • @issacrudio989
      @issacrudio989 9 лет назад +12

      ***** he jumped out so fast the glass breaking sound effect came too late

    • @Cowmanik
      @Cowmanik 9 лет назад +8

      Issac Rudio He must have gone supersonic.

    • @ShkodranMaliqi
      @ShkodranMaliqi 9 лет назад +4

      Issac Rudio He jumped so fast, that he got back in time

  • @sage0x
    @sage0x 9 лет назад +23

    1:15 Did Ted Mosby and Kramer have a son?

  • @Sonia-bd1kz
    @Sonia-bd1kz 9 лет назад +14

    lol "we're all gonna look back at this and laugh"

  • @d4rk0v3
    @d4rk0v3 9 лет назад +27

    It's amazing that everyone assumes all of the AM profiles were made by married men, or men in a relationship already. If someone is desperate enough to use a website for sex, most of the users are desperate enough to fake being in a relationship to try to get sex as well.

    • @ThHuSu
      @ThHuSu 9 лет назад +18

      It's still bad to sleep with married women...dipshit

    • @brucerouffian2630
      @brucerouffian2630 9 лет назад +1

      d4rk0v3 There are presumably sites for unmarried people who want to pork strangers. It's probably easier to use one of those and not lie.

  • @mannotwiththeplan
    @mannotwiththeplan 9 лет назад +3

    I think the more important point for this Conan piece is that the ratio of men vs women. The website is made up of 90% men and a bunch of fake women profiles.

  • @AGuitarMetal91
    @AGuitarMetal91 9 лет назад +3

    "I was undercover."

  • @TheCakenukeism
    @TheCakenukeism 9 лет назад +1

    good i am glad these hackers pointed out these absolute scumbags

  • @madman3470
    @madman3470 9 лет назад +6

    That was a lot funnier before 2 people killed themselves after the hack.

  • @omegalpha777
    @omegalpha777 9 лет назад +4

    The Happiest Day for Lawyers...Funerals, Real Estate, Policeman and Neighbors.

  • @aalainalarcon
    @aalainalarcon 9 лет назад +2

    "...we're all gonna look back at this and lauuuuuugh!..."

  • @michaelpaulinglis5724
    @michaelpaulinglis5724 9 лет назад +9

    0:50 George Costanza? Haha

    • @GangStalker17
      @GangStalker17 9 лет назад +5

      Michael Inglis Nope. Chuck Testa.

  • @genericAVGNfan
    @genericAVGNfan 5 лет назад +1

    I thought Ashley Madison was a girl trapped in my computer

  • @villephful
    @villephful 9 лет назад +2

    The cat looks exactly like the one my parents have! So cute :)

  • @GuinPlays
    @GuinPlays 9 лет назад +60

    why is this only men lol

    • @GuinPlays
      @GuinPlays 9 лет назад +6

      akaGuin all but 1

    • @jighjigh
      @jighjigh 9 лет назад +37

      akaGuin cuz 95% of AM users are males

    • @steviboyy
      @steviboyy 9 лет назад +24

      fishy There must have been some busy ladies then. Their cunts must have been on fire.

    • @GuinPlays
      @GuinPlays 9 лет назад +4

      fishy so only about 5-8% of men on the website would be "getting some" that is bs

    • @JohnDoe-po5cm
      @JohnDoe-po5cm 9 лет назад

      akaGuin Yes, if there are only men, who were those millions of guys dating? xD Women signing up as men to hide their identities? Just guys finding out they're gay after getting married? xD

  • @thekingofnorway3465
    @thekingofnorway3465 9 лет назад +1

    "we're all going to look back on this and laugh!"

  • @MrJH101
    @MrJH101 7 лет назад +5

    0:56 She is pretty hot though

  • @GenevieveThornton
    @GenevieveThornton 9 лет назад +3

    "Satan made me do it!" -Josh Duggar

  • @JohnDoe-po5cm
    @JohnDoe-po5cm 9 лет назад +7

    Although we may think those guys deserved it, the leak is a huge invasion of privacy, would you feel good about it if it were an AA/suicide watch/drug addict recovery website?
    I bet the website owners are mad the information got leaked before they could sell it.
    It's just hard to feel sorry for those who used their real identities on a website like that.

    • @timoyr2954
      @timoyr2954 9 лет назад +4

      Don't you know? When female celebrities have their nudes leak, it's a national tragedy. Even if it makes them more famous and popular.
      When people who might cheat get their personal information leaked, ruining their lives, marriages and possibly the lives of their children, it's fine and should be celebrated.

    • @dattebenforcer
      @dattebenforcer 9 лет назад +3

      John Doe The fappening was a tragedy, this is perfectly fine. Yep, no misandric double standard at all.

    • @JohnDoe-po5cm
      @JohnDoe-po5cm 9 лет назад +1

      *****
      I think both events are wrong for the same reason, private material in the public eye, no moral stand or some other pretentious shit, for all I care they could all be lying cheating bastards/bitches of the worst kind and they'll still have the right to keep it private as far as I'm concerned.
      There is a double standard here and it's all about privacy. People need to learn to mind their own fucking business.
      There are always sides for and against an issue like this, the fappening just had more popular people on the against side, there were many many other people who had no problem "researching" it as well.

    • @iamsultana
      @iamsultana 9 лет назад +1

      ***** The difference is that women took private photos to send their boyfriends in order to keep the relationship fresh, and the people on this website are all deceiving their partners

    • @JohnDoe-po5cm
      @JohnDoe-po5cm 9 лет назад +2

      Imbra Kim
      And you somehow think that depending on what goes on in other people's private life you should be permitted to know any of it? Gossip is fun, I get it, but don't think you're on a moral high ground while doing it.

  • @LightLegion
    @LightLegion 9 лет назад +2

    AM are a bunch of scumbags, both the business and the customers. But illegal hacking and vigilantism isn't the way.

  • @nick2131
    @nick2131 9 лет назад +3

    My college mates did it to prank me, I swear!

  • @BubbleCouple
    @BubbleCouple 9 лет назад

    The ashley madison branded laptop got me good

  • @TymphaRedbreaduwuowo
    @TymphaRedbreaduwuowo 9 лет назад +3

    that awkward moment when conan makes fun of it, and then 2 people suicide : /

  • @jchang8182
    @jchang8182 9 лет назад +6

    what is the lady's name on the bed?

  • @Tigerbob07
    @Tigerbob07 9 лет назад

    Cheaters are scum. Hackers are self righteous twats too. The public should not be at the mercy of these people.

  • @ultraverydeepfield
    @ultraverydeepfield 9 лет назад

    the reason why the woman can admit it? she is the one that gets all the perks when the divorce happens.

  • @HipHopMovieNews
    @HipHopMovieNews 9 лет назад

    The coffee cups had no coffee in them.

  • @oldskoolchomp81
    @oldskoolchomp81 8 лет назад +4

    we'reallgonnalookbackatthisandlaaaaugh--

  • @MatadorCE
    @MatadorCE 9 лет назад

    so that's what Alphonse has been up to since NTSF:SD:SUV

  • @firu9361
    @firu9361 9 лет назад

    Where's Pierre Bernard? Wasn't he a member?

  • @SquareNoggin
    @SquareNoggin 9 лет назад +5

    Yeah yeah, the woman's the only honest decent person in the bunch... as usual...

  • @sgonged
    @sgonged 9 лет назад

    This changes nothing. The breach is crazy publicity for Ashley Madison. They will offer a better way to hide your tracks along with sign up incentives. A little damage control and they will have 5x the customers.

    • @sgonged
      @sgonged 9 лет назад

      ***** Security could not be better then post a breach.

  • @joeychiappetta
    @joeychiappetta 9 лет назад

    I think I'm on there a couple of times

  • @bcvc3365
    @bcvc3365 3 месяца назад

    I just finished watching the Netflix documentary! 😮

  • @joseserrato9774
    @joseserrato9774 9 лет назад

    1:20 looks like Serj Tankian

  • @trevorpollo
    @trevorpollo 9 лет назад

    Wait, yesterday? How old is this skit, because I knew about this a while ago?

    • @johnangelle5975
      @johnangelle5975 9 лет назад

      I think the new development is that they finally actually released the info, the story a while back was just that they got it. At least that's how I understand it

  • @TheGhettoTopHat
    @TheGhettoTopHat 9 лет назад +1

    Finally hackers doing something good for once.

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo 4 года назад

    the cat is sooo..😍😍😍

  • @headlesseyes
    @headlesseyes 9 лет назад

    I love how the women is all honest and then major lmao 1:15 byeeeee

  • @MohammedAhmed-ip8fm
    @MohammedAhmed-ip8fm 9 лет назад

    Why not have more than one wife? Where is the freedom that USA brag about it? Is it a limited freedom?

  • @zevmag
    @zevmag 9 лет назад

    this is a job for the Archer's crews/gangs

  • @really.not.important
    @really.not.important 9 лет назад +1

    IT'S ALPHONSE FROM NCIS:SD:SUV:: !!!

  • @dariushcreates
    @dariushcreates 7 лет назад

    1:00 - 1:07
    Just say that. Problem solved!

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 5 лет назад +1

    Isn't Ashley Madison the guy from funny or die "everything is Samuel l Jackson's fault"?

  • @weltschmerz137
    @weltschmerz137 8 лет назад

    who's the blonde?

  • @Mgranadosv
    @Mgranadosv 7 лет назад

    I thought this would have 40 million dislikes.

  • @VirtualRose
    @VirtualRose 9 лет назад

    Who wants the dump list

  • @PopeLando
    @PopeLando 9 лет назад

    00:34 Who's *that* guy (laptop brand joke)? Young face but grey sideburns and beard, large wide-set eyes. I'm only slightly bisexual and I want to do some serious stuff to that man. He should be a star, not an extra!

    • @PopeLando
      @PopeLando 5 лет назад

      It's Levi, the Canadian guy.

  • @djcj
    @djcj 9 лет назад

    solid skit

  • @JuniorOliveira-on6ef
    @JuniorOliveira-on6ef 9 лет назад

    Vizite Carmo do Rio Claro e Conceição da Aparecida em Minas Gerais no Brasil.

  • @ragna120k
    @ragna120k 9 лет назад

    it's funny because actually there were a couple who committed suicide over this...awkwaaaaaard

  • @scientistjames930
    @scientistjames930 9 лет назад +1

    This is kinda sexist so all the guys lie and the one woman thats on here tells the truth?

  • @Unz360
    @Unz360 9 лет назад +1

    Not to condone cheating, but come on the 4th guy did pretty well for himself! I'd say worth it lol 0:55

  • @AngryJT
    @AngryJT 9 лет назад

    Haaa, Dave Attell.

  • @Benfamir
    @Benfamir 9 лет назад

    i will am 301 club

  • @scrubby2
    @scrubby2 9 лет назад +1

    so this video justifies the hacker's action in the breach of privacy ?

    • @432neptune
      @432neptune 9 лет назад +12

      Dude, it's a site for cheating. This is a pretty good use of hacking to be honest.

    • @ChillyMilly908
      @ChillyMilly908 9 лет назад +3

      KINSLINK there will always be hackers. and hackers are gonna hack. And when they do, they might as well hack sites like this

    • @scrubby2
      @scrubby2 9 лет назад +1

      ButterfleeEllie
      well, fair enough.....

  • @CSaw92
    @CSaw92 9 лет назад

    Karma is a bitch

  • @SengDennis
    @SengDennis 9 лет назад

    hmm, not your best

  • @bgggroove
    @bgggroove 9 лет назад

    That was funny. Too bad we have to look at Conan's face to see it.

  • @Grapefruit5000
    @Grapefruit5000 9 лет назад

    Almost funny

  • @PnutGalaree
    @PnutGalaree 3 года назад

    I’m fairly confident that there are just as many woman on ‘AshleyMadison’ as there are men... probably more, actually! And yet, this skit showed all men as potential cheaters, with the one exception... give me a break! 🤨

    • @businessaccount3177
      @businessaccount3177 Год назад

      no the thing is theres more women who cheat on their husbands than men who cheat on their wives but for women its just easier to find people to cheat with unless they're ugly then they go to ashley madison

  • @benredfern2356
    @benredfern2356 9 лет назад

    primero

  • @JerryHalls
    @JerryHalls 9 лет назад +1

    WOW! Hilarious... up until the point where a man jumps out of the window representing his dying by suicide. How did that scene make it all the way through your creative process and broadcast? Humor has a limit and this is one of them. What's next, a skit showing a couple 16 year-old girls getting crushed to death in a car after being hit by a drunk-driving celebrity? That would crack us up huh.

    • @trogdoar149
      @trogdoar149 9 лет назад

      +Jerry Hall Yeah.... Not to mention the fact that three people have killed themselves so far. That last part was not in good taste at all.

    • @John_C_J
      @John_C_J 6 лет назад +1

      Thats cuz "We are all gonna look back at this and laaaaaaaugh"