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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2017
  • Nutrition Response test for patient with 10 months of knee pain and digestive trouble

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  • @MrLlamaman1991
    @MrLlamaman1991 3 года назад +1416

    One for diabetes, one for high blood pressure - two for high blood pressure and one for thyroid.

  • @schleepyairman6670
    @schleepyairman6670 5 лет назад +1350

    This dude is a legend he went a full 13 minutes without putting his arm down what a lad

    • @killadiator1014
      @killadiator1014 5 лет назад +117

      thats due to the chemicals

    • @moriarty2666
      @moriarty2666 5 лет назад +35

      his arm must be number than a 13 year olds after he discovers that he can lock his door.

    • @Breadman45
      @Breadman45 5 лет назад +25

      Probably worked for Hitler

    • @emanandchill
      @emanandchill 5 лет назад +6

      @@moriarty2666 number is a quantitive term that refers to a numerical unit like 1 or 2. You mean numb. Numb is when you don't feel anything anymore.

    • @F1LDB
      @F1LDB 4 года назад +16

      emanandchill number as in more numb

  • @lik--
    @lik-- 6 лет назад +1870

    No banana?

  • @ken45y
    @ken45y 5 лет назад +618

    Went straight to comments. Was not disappointed.

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
    @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 3 года назад +819

    Did my man say “front brain is weak”? That sounds like a legit medical diagnosis. But then again, he wasn’t in priority mode, so how do we know?

    • @TELEVISIONARCHIVES
      @TELEVISIONARCHIVES 3 года назад +29

      Nutritional Response Testing is quackery.

    • @frecklenuckle4450
      @frecklenuckle4450 3 года назад +28

      @@TELEVISIONARCHIVES oh really? no way~!

    • @thepracticalgymnast8001
      @thepracticalgymnast8001 2 года назад +12

      He could’ve at-least used the correct anatomical term 😂 saying frontal lobe makes you sound like you know what your talking about

    • @leeanderson7877
      @leeanderson7877 Год назад +6

      It's one of the chemicals

    • @gives_bad_advice
      @gives_bad_advice 3 месяца назад +1

      Your man

  • @richardsabino2961
    @richardsabino2961 3 года назад +836

    “Front Brain is weak.”
    Sounds like this guy needs a banana

  • @e6staffsargeify
    @e6staffsargeify 4 года назад +850

    I'd pay 20 bucks for the ASMR kick fully knowing it's nonsense. Yeah I said it

    • @alygomez1636
      @alygomez1636 4 года назад +39

      Me too definitely

    • @saml9263
      @saml9263 4 года назад +25

      100% would aswell

    • @TemkaUwU
      @TemkaUwU 4 года назад +8

      Same

    • @changoelchango
      @changoelchango 4 года назад +7

      Same bro

    • @All-Out-Power
      @All-Out-Power 4 года назад +32

      I'd become a regular knowing it would most likely put me to sleep

  • @pooledogg775
    @pooledogg775 5 лет назад +1157

    I love how they can cure you using VHS cassette boxes.

    • @Benjydav
      @Benjydav 5 лет назад +54

      Indeed its also nice that vhs cassettes found a new pupose in life after the rise in dvd cases

    • @Johny_Truant
      @Johny_Truant 5 лет назад +13

      Wait... I thought those were audiobook cassettes..

    • @actuallyitskevin
      @actuallyitskevin 5 лет назад +37

      He didn’t test for Home Alone or E.T.? NOT a thorough exam!

    • @myroseaccount
      @myroseaccount 5 лет назад +5

      They're Betamax

    • @richardruiztv5351
      @richardruiztv5351 4 года назад

      JAJAJAJA

  • @MrTombo1960
    @MrTombo1960 5 лет назад +1016

    Incomplete. He didn’t check for sandwich breath.

    • @teopablo1123
      @teopablo1123 5 лет назад +29

      Tom Fitzpatrick He didn’t get red in the face.

    • @oggsyunwin9000
      @oggsyunwin9000 5 лет назад +11

      He didn't check anything at all except for left arm strentgh...

    • @arxidiax2arxidiax276
      @arxidiax2arxidiax276 5 лет назад +23

      Tom Fitzpatrick he didn’t even putabitofpaper on him, either.

    • @benrox9512
      @benrox9512 5 лет назад +14

      He knows thats already good so he wont expect anything to have changed

    • @Insomniac_1986
      @Insomniac_1986 5 лет назад +20

      He didn’t check for the banana, this guy is a fraud.

  • @Bre
    @Bre 5 лет назад +583

    Video quality is weak. Audio quality is weak. Office design is weak. Comments are good.

  • @theengine
    @theengine 3 года назад +265

    It's like using a person as a ouija board. It's incredible.

    • @em-mortal1
      @em-mortal1 2 года назад +6

      I love this comment lmao

  • @frankiecartagena2451
    @frankiecartagena2451 4 года назад +225

    I love how he attempts to explain something then breaks mid-sentence... like he forgot this is complete horseshit. 😂🤣

  • @veniceflytrap
    @veniceflytrap 3 года назад +139

    His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

    • @songbird7450
      @songbird7450 3 года назад +36

      There's a banana in his hand already

    • @Skiddins
      @Skiddins 3 года назад +34

      Priority mode, mom's spaghetti...

    • @billclinton5556
      @billclinton5556 3 года назад +21

      Pituitary is weak but back brain is calm and ready

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 2 года назад +7

      He's nervous but on the surface his front brain is ready

    • @Matthew-tx9nt
      @Matthew-tx9nt 2 года назад +7

      To explain what’s weak, but he keeps on forgettin'

  • @creatureencounters3897
    @creatureencounters3897 3 года назад +220

    When your kid plays hospital with you

  • @lourdessanmartin6309
    @lourdessanmartin6309 2 года назад +47

    he looks like a gym teacher that decided to try a new career path

  • @user-vr7fp9nk8w
    @user-vr7fp9nk8w 5 лет назад +675

    My guy jus wanted a knee brace and some painkillers and walked into this lmfao

    • @ccdrz
      @ccdrz 4 года назад +21

      Yeah but he drank tap water a lot. For years. YEARS!

    • @skyfalldeadpool1633
      @skyfalldeadpool1633 3 года назад

      This would be my luck probably. Poor fella 😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @vypGMD
      @vypGMD 3 года назад

      @@ccdrz and?

    • @Natural9Alex
      @Natural9Alex 3 года назад

      @@skyfalldeadpool1633 pppp

    • @bbraithwaite772
      @bbraithwaite772 3 года назад

      fr! lmmfaooo

  • @thestarforger832
    @thestarforger832 5 лет назад +164

    This is equivalent to putting food on your face and shouting to see if the food is good for you.

  • @haroldfernandez2960
    @haroldfernandez2960 5 лет назад +281

    Car salesman and a level 9 mage

  • @TheAlexmynameis
    @TheAlexmynameis 5 лет назад +470

    But does he have happy and strong tonsils?

    • @ccdrz
      @ccdrz 4 года назад +14

      Alexmynameis tonsils are happy

    • @pdog109
      @pdog109 3 года назад +15

      happy heart

    • @skyfalldeadpool1633
      @skyfalldeadpool1633 3 года назад +1

      Does he have a gallblader that is out of Qi??? That's the question 🤔

    • @tnskyhawk
      @tnskyhawk 3 года назад +6

      I think I just watched that video. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @CJ9007
      @CJ9007 2 года назад +6

      That’s happy… VERY HAPPY HEART.

  • @Hav-th6zf
    @Hav-th6zf 5 лет назад +410

    This is the job you get when you never complete medical school

  • @actuallyitskevin
    @actuallyitskevin 5 лет назад +224

    I’d be offended if my chiropractor said my front brain is weak.

  • @antonellazuccolo6930
    @antonellazuccolo6930 4 года назад +161

    The way they test with recycled blockbuster's old cases just cracks me up every single time 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @judechauhan6715
    @judechauhan6715 Год назад +169

    I’m so glad this video has comments enabled the other one didn’t. I’m glad we’re realising the real medical science needed to keep the body healthy. I always included a healthy dose of saluting 1940s leaders in my diet but everyone told me I was out of line…

  • @SuperJaypatterson
    @SuperJaypatterson 5 лет назад +405

    Very relaxing, but nonsense all the same.

    • @ravinrabbid123
      @ravinrabbid123 5 лет назад +46

      Oh yeah, this is ASMR gold but it's a load of relaxing baloney

    • @rhysdavies3479
      @rhysdavies3479 5 лет назад +3

      Because you know it all now don't ya?

    • @ExtremeDeathman
      @ExtremeDeathman 5 лет назад +40

      @@rhysdavies3479 No, but we know no normal doctor, who spent years of his life learning everything about your body and whose study delivered repeatable results, ever considers using this kind of "diagnosis".

    • @CraftBeerPours
      @CraftBeerPours 5 лет назад +2

      Exactly!

    • @thoughtsurferzone5012
      @thoughtsurferzone5012 3 года назад +1

      I think 90% of these people just want to be touched. Go get a massage, then.

  • @John-vk4ef
    @John-vk4ef 3 года назад +28

    This man's using priority mode without administrative access. In times like this, a banana is needed.

  • @thedoctorslounge1521
    @thedoctorslounge1521 3 года назад +42

    I also used to put video tape boxes on my stomach and check my strength in order decide which video to rent at blockbuster

  • @randy7068
    @randy7068 3 года назад +99

    He didn't touch his triangles, which we call triangles.

  • @dejjal8683
    @dejjal8683 3 года назад +225

    Thank you ASMR community for not being a toxic hellhole, your comments fill me with joy. BANANA!

    • @Facu_Roldan
      @Facu_Roldan Год назад +11

      No bananas for you yet

    • @OrchidPurple420
      @OrchidPurple420 Год назад +2

      Or sandwich breath

    • @touch_of_cobalt
      @touch_of_cobalt 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@cheechandjong897 But you could never find these bananas anywhere, believe me. You could never, never!

  • @giovannilibassi4545
    @giovannilibassi4545 5 лет назад +187

    He didn’t even do the banana test! What a scammer!

  • @EzBHP
    @EzBHP 6 месяцев назад +14

    This guys got balls of steel. Posts this on RUclips knowing it’s complete BS, doesn’t give a single fuck, leaves comments enabled. Absolute mad lad.

  • @nseybert
    @nseybert 3 года назад +250

    I've been watching videos like this for years to relax before sleep. A lot of people over the years have asked the obvious question, "How does the body sense the materials through the plastic" and "How can he detect plastic when the entire case is a DVD plastic case." The other day I found a new nutrition response testing video where the lady explicitly stated, "Energy fields do not transmit through black plastic." Besides being hilarious, I guess this is what their entire field is based on. I guess I hope the vials are glass, cause if they're plastic, they ain't black! Anyway thanks for the Zzzzzzs

    • @cyanfabricates8294
      @cyanfabricates8294 2 года назад +13

      These videos are strangely calming, really help for sleep

    • @robjj5373
      @robjj5373 2 года назад +9

      @@cyanfabricates8294 it's called asmr

    • @punkydamonkey989
      @punkydamonkey989 2 года назад +17

      Because it's a scam lol

    • @KZK2333350
      @KZK2333350 2 года назад +6

      vhs plastic case!

  • @smithwilliams8831
    @smithwilliams8831 9 месяцев назад +11

    Doctors been real quiet since this dropped

  • @Don-Jesse
    @Don-Jesse 2 года назад +18

    I'm on the edge of my seat wondering if his heart is happy or not. I NEED A VERY HAPPY HEART.

  • @Impuritan1
    @Impuritan1 6 лет назад +408

    What happens if the patient only has one arm?

    • @TheJpep2424
      @TheJpep2424 5 лет назад +126

      They only charge half price.

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 5 лет назад +105

      Half banana

    • @hauntedholmes5889
      @hauntedholmes5889 5 лет назад +49

      He squeezes the genitalia in that situation

    • @Benjydav
      @Benjydav 5 лет назад +23

      Hes saved from being ripped off by weird faux nutrition voodoo priests I guess.

    • @ft4903
      @ft4903 5 лет назад +9

      They're extremely unbalanced

  • @gottahavehart69
    @gottahavehart69 5 лет назад +305

    Will DVD cases work as effectively?

    • @TheAlexmynameis
      @TheAlexmynameis 5 лет назад +46

      Try using a paper plate with your Netflix username written on it.

    • @spunkinator13
      @spunkinator13 4 года назад +3

      @@TheAlexmynameis LMAO!

    • @Takito_Loko
      @Takito_Loko 4 года назад +6

      I laughed but then I saw your profile picture and got concerned because you’re probably not joking.

    • @skyfalldeadpool1633
      @skyfalldeadpool1633 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @skyfalldeadpool1633
      @skyfalldeadpool1633 3 года назад +2

      @@TheAlexmynameis and your credit card. Front and back for the security number please. And thank you 🤡

  • @gammamania6203
    @gammamania6203 3 года назад +80

    Not gonna lie, even if this stuff might be fake, it’s honestly pretty facinating to listen to this guy’s process. The way he describes it sounds like a built-in human diagnostic program

    • @ExplodingPiggy
      @ExplodingPiggy 2 года назад +10

      MIGHT be fake?!

    • @joevaghn457
      @joevaghn457 Год назад +3

      Thank you for being at least one person to say "might." Stupid asshats parroting "quackery" pisses me off to no end.

    • @joevaghn457
      @joevaghn457 Год назад

      @@ExplodingPiggy Yep.

    • @_HimToo
      @_HimToo Год назад +12

      ​@@joevaghn457 It's a figure of speech to say "This might be fake but..." It doesn't mean that the person saying it actually thinks there's a chance it's NOT fake. He, like everyone else, knows it's a load of crap.... he's just making the point that *even though* it's a load of crap, he's been able to find some positive things too

    • @_HimToo
      @_HimToo Год назад

      ​@@joevaghn457so you think there's a chance that his arm truly is signaling to the tester, and accurately, in the affirmative or negative, as a way to communicate what the body needs or doesn't need, and all based on where the tester is touching the body & what he's touching it with??? If you actually believe that then u probably need some real help! Why would doctors waste untold thousands on medical equipment & blood/urine tests when they could simply push arms???

  • @FrailCaesar
    @FrailCaesar 5 лет назад +132

    Send this to Joe Rogan.

    • @kanjoracer4914
      @kanjoracer4914 5 лет назад +12

      Joe ''VHS' Cure cancer'' Rogan

    • @YouOnlyIiveTwice
      @YouOnlyIiveTwice 4 года назад +8

      "These people are crazy...Hey have you guys ever tried DMT?"

    • @shioq.
      @shioq. 2 месяца назад +1

      The News Radio guy?

  • @squattingheads
    @squattingheads 5 лет назад +117

    i steal all these ideas for how clerics work in my dnd campaigns. lay on hands becomes so much more interesting

    • @Farsightful
      @Farsightful 4 года назад +4

      squattingheads magic detection is strong with this dude

    • @saml9263
      @saml9263 4 года назад +5

      good idea dude

    • @sebir3403
      @sebir3403 4 года назад +3

      omg love this Idea, adding to an npc.

    • @etheu9sby292
      @etheu9sby292 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @porkmilk8984
      @porkmilk8984 Год назад

      Banana has to be a component

  • @watsontyler42
    @watsontyler42 2 года назад +38

    The benadryl and coffee thing isn't called "switched". Its called having ADHD. I know because benadryl hypes me up so much it causes anxiety attacks.
    And I can drink a whole coffee pot, and fall right asleep.

  • @MrCap-ct9el
    @MrCap-ct9el 3 года назад +30

    Imagine if that was his hand creaking every time he moved it

  • @Blatty26
    @Blatty26 7 лет назад +135

    This dude looks just like my High school football coach. It's weird as hell

    • @wyattrogers1451
      @wyattrogers1451 5 лет назад +11

      He looks like a gym teacher

    • @mr.nighttime24
      @mr.nighttime24 2 года назад

      He probably gets paid more for this than he would in high-school 🤣

  • @Travelling_wm
    @Travelling_wm 2 года назад +9

    It's been 5 years, everyone's waiting for these 'future videos'

  • @lostintime3333
    @lostintime3333 3 года назад +14

    "No banana for you yet"

  • @pooledogg775
    @pooledogg775 6 лет назад +256

    Do you do any other types of magic?

    • @gameziller649
      @gameziller649 4 года назад +1

      Patricia B. What the beans

    • @connormcgehee9349
      @connormcgehee9349 4 года назад

      Destruction magic is easy

    • @kritikill7779
      @kritikill7779 4 года назад

      @@connormcgehee9349 *_EXPLOSION_*

    • @Nuharian100
      @Nuharian100 3 года назад

      Kritikill ヅ Megumin Intensifies.

    • @shioq.
      @shioq. 2 месяца назад

      **makes your money disappear**

  • @mattjindrak
    @mattjindrak 3 года назад +23

    "Bladder's strong."
    *wet spot appears*
    "Nevermind."

  • @cman4dayz328
    @cman4dayz328 3 года назад +64

    Dude:Literally just lays down
    "Doc":Yeah this entire body is W E A K

  • @Ryosous
    @Ryosous 5 лет назад +42

    Where's the *BANANA* ?

  • @FrailCaesar
    @FrailCaesar 5 лет назад +326

    Deep down, both of these men know this is made up nonsense. The fact that one is willing to charge for this "service" and there is somebody out there willing to pay for it is the saddest thing about this whole thing.
    What I'd like to know is how did the guy performing the test get into it? Did he ever question what he was being taught? If he did, did he just choose to ignore it or does he genuinely believe this is real? Also, the guy with his arm in the air, is this the only treatment he could afford or does he get some sort of ASMR kick out of being prodded and taken advantage of financially?
    I really enjoyed the bit where the patient is asked if the problem is in his left or right knee? Shit, if you can tell us his prostrate is under stress by touching his stomach and pulling his arm, you tell me which knee is the problem!

    • @ChronicBreakdown
      @ChronicBreakdown 5 лет назад +5

      True

    • @stephen6314
      @stephen6314 5 лет назад +25

      The same could be said for all religions

    • @MidasMakeItRain
      @MidasMakeItRain 4 года назад +3

      They both got into it cause of Scientology. A cult spreading quackery, ain't it fun?

    • @Swan_Rons0n
      @Swan_Rons0n 4 года назад +34

      Sadly my girlfriend went to this guy for chiropractic adjustments and he started her on some vitamin cycle. He sells the vitamins, they're roughly $60 a pop, so this guy's a shyster as far as I'm concerned. She stopped going and the only loss was money.
      Also, I'm pretty sure I know the guy in the video and his knee weakness was a bad hip that he had to have replaced.
      This man also told me I could take vitamins and get off my Levothyroxine. Vitamins won't replace a dead thyroid gland in my case.
      I'll say it again, he's a shyster.

    • @frankfitch9976
      @frankfitch9976 4 года назад +2

      On sense

  • @pooledogg775
    @pooledogg775 6 лет назад +58

    7:52 Did the doctor ever put you on sth like that?
    No.
    OK we'll just carry on like I never asked.

  • @bartvandeperck90
    @bartvandeperck90 4 года назад +117

    I genuinly wonder if these healers believe in what they're doing or if they are very aware they're a scam.

    • @Farsightful
      @Farsightful 4 года назад +18

      Bart Van de Perck i think they know. But they need to make a living out of something

    • @Terrible_name
      @Terrible_name 4 года назад +10

      there have to be a couple moms who think it's real right?

    • @perendinatorian
      @perendinatorian 2 года назад +1

      nah, if you look, he pushes on the hand and says weak, then pushes on the wrist to suggest strong. so he's changing the leverage to make the client believe.

    • @paramedivmso4
      @paramedivmso4 2 года назад +5

      For all those thinking this is a load of crap. You seemingly have no idea that we are all energy. Maybe you have chosen not to learn of the atom and that we are made of atoms. If you were to look at the atom under a microscope and then look at the planet formation and how it revolves around the sun, you would see the formation of electrons around the nucleus is the same as the formation of all the planets orbit around the sun.
      As above, so below.
      What happens on the macrocosm, happens on the microcosm.
      Energy cannot be created or destroyed, only change form.
      Energy moves through us. Prana, Chi, energy.
      It is only the resistance of this energy in and through your body that causes and leads to imbalance and manifests as symptoms. Symptoms left untreated lead to disease. The body out of ease. Dis-ease.
      All foods have energy. Our body uses the foods to create energy so we can function. Give the body low energy foods and you feel like crap. Give your body high energy food and you are lifted up. People who eat healthy, look healthy. People that eat fast food often will not look as vibrant over time. Leading to a breakdown of organs from lack of nutrition and vital minerals and nutrients. Which lead to more symptoms. Then you see your doctor and are given meds for symptoms that never address the underlying cause and only treat symptoms. Which leads to more side effects from the meds. Causing more deficiencies. Leaving you chasing your tail and wondering what went wrong.
      Sooner or later you have to make a choice.
      You either pay the pharma or you pay the farmer.
      Which do you think has more experience a doctrine that has been around for a hundred or 2 years or one that has been around since the dawn of man? Would you rather have surgery performed by a surgeon that has 5 months experience or by one that has 50 years experience? The pharma industry is designed to keep customers coming in. Instead, use foods, in balance that treat the underlying issues, instead of medicine that mask the symptoms and never fix the problems

    • @bartvandeperck90
      @bartvandeperck90 2 года назад +7

      @@paramedivmso4 It's amazing how you speak of atoms in a completely unsienctific way. We are not energy, we are water, muscle, bones, flesh, blood and brain. That last one gives us character, what some even call a soul. What you call energy in human is adrenaline, what you call energy in fruit are called vitamins.
      If you are suggesting a jar full of 'minerals' can enter or affect our body just by holding it in our hand, you seriously need te review the basics of biology, chemistry and physics. Everything shown in this video can be and has been scientifically and empirically disproven.

  • @gangsterholla179
    @gangsterholla179 3 года назад +16

    So how come he "reacts" to plastic in a vial , but not the plastic in the box where the vials are.

  • @sinaa9315
    @sinaa9315 4 года назад +74

    idc what this is, but this is a great asmr for sleep

  • @afonsomendes92
    @afonsomendes92 4 года назад +24

    I'm surprised the comments aren't turned off! Usually it's what scammers do to control damage

    • @Blackferret66
      @Blackferret66 3 года назад +2

      I think at some point, it's the only way they get views.

  • @GulfCoastJohnny
    @GulfCoastJohnny 7 месяцев назад +2

    Wouldn’t you just love to see the guy on the table get up, flash a badge, and say “Sir, you’re under arrest.”.

  • @islandvibes9076
    @islandvibes9076 Год назад +5

    I was watching the Seinfeld holistic medicine episode, which led me to the banana lady and the guy with 2 for blood pressure and now this video! So glad RUclips sent me down this rabbit hole!

  • @tomhemingway6046
    @tomhemingway6046 6 лет назад +42

    My arm aches just watching this.

  • @Triattt
    @Triattt 4 года назад +71

    When homeopathic test samples are the most believable aspect, you know you're in for a doozy.

    • @skyfalldeadpool1633
      @skyfalldeadpool1633 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣 have you checked your pineal gland of third dimension you uncultured swine ??? 🤨

  • @daafitko
    @daafitko 10 месяцев назад +32

    He speaks with so much confidence and authority it almost seems real-
    Honestly a part of me wants to believe it is legit

    • @ReichRoller
      @ReichRoller 8 месяцев назад +5

      The sign of a practiced and effective grifter.

    • @ondrejh3192
      @ondrejh3192 6 месяцев назад

      it is legit. actually started doing that too and its super cool to know what to dose myself with and what not with:))

  • @renolegerski9776
    @renolegerski9776 2 года назад +12

    “Please don’t tell me you’ve been drinking tap water.”
    “Why?”
    “Those chemicals are literally the worst thing ever for your knee to heal properly. What is wrong with you?” 😂😂

  • @lekoman
    @lekoman 3 года назад +8

    It’s always the “chemicals.” If you’re ever unsure what’s wrong with you... chemicals.

    • @fartface5172
      @fartface5172 3 года назад +1

      😆 I laughed way too hard at this one

  • @Friedtoenails
    @Friedtoenails 2 года назад +8

    I’d definitely have arm problems after holding my arm up stiff for 13 minutes, despite the generous application of snake oil

  • @mobmanny100
    @mobmanny100 3 года назад +18

    my shoulder hurts for this man

  • @gpvboats
    @gpvboats Год назад +7

    He drank lots of tap water and didn't have a wonderful response.

  • @Badwolf128
    @Badwolf128 5 лет назад +42

    I’ll stick with the qigong tapping technique by Master Alice

    • @Ganjasmith
      @Ganjasmith 5 лет назад +3

      vjones5130 that shit is the best, they are also such lovely people

    • @sebir3403
      @sebir3403 4 года назад +7

      searching for qigong tapping technique by Master Alice now

  • @armyengineer9351
    @armyengineer9351 2 года назад +7

    I was wondering what my old gym teacher was up to these days.

  • @johnasherwarren7544
    @johnasherwarren7544 7 месяцев назад +3

    The three main sugars: White refined sugar, brown sugar, cane sugar. White refined sugar is cane sugar and brown sugar is white sugar with mollases.

  • @VergilHiltsLT
    @VergilHiltsLT 2 года назад +14

    This guy still has nothing over the self-evaluated professional Dr. Saul Shaye.

    • @Liz-yd1do
      @Liz-yd1do 2 года назад +3

      Not everyone can be as talented 🤣😂🤣🤣😂.

    • @roxiekooi865
      @roxiekooi865 2 года назад +7

      Well what can you expect from patients who don't do the basic courtesy of dressing all in purple? Not to mention this quack didn't even check leg length or tell him to drink plenty of water. I'll bet this poor man didn't feel any warmth or anyone holding his feet. Not only will he not get a banana, he won't have a wonderful response. smh

  • @AllieSocks12
    @AllieSocks12 3 года назад +70

    This is one of the dangers of never questioning what someone teaches/tells you just because they use words that sound scientific. This guy could wholeheartedly believe he's actually treating/diagnosing chemical stressors in the knee his entire life and never realize it didint actually do anything. He could be at the grocery store and see the bananas there as a medical device/instrument and wondering why it's not being sold next to the other medical testing devices like plastic spoons and toy soliders. I get the ASMR, but someone's going to go to this instead of a doctor and think it's going to fix their actual problems... especially when you sell it like a doctor's visit/exam.

    • @ashfox7498
      @ashfox7498 2 года назад +21

      Yeah he didn't even do the banana test, this isn't really scientific

    • @MrKbradena
      @MrKbradena 2 года назад +4

      The people that believe this stuff also believe the earth is flat, and we know how impossible it is to prove that theory wrong to those people lol

    • @island661
      @island661 2 года назад

      Yeah because doctors are soooooo smart. Go take your medication, and take your 28 boosters too! 🥴🧟‍♀️💉

  • @mikeserna8542
    @mikeserna8542 5 лет назад +10

    Arm up the whole time, turns out the patient was already dead.

  • @Nick_J_
    @Nick_J_ Год назад +4

    I love how they test using an “arm lock”. My shoulders are crap. I would simply never lock, if someone made me do this

  • @jamesw.t.2555
    @jamesw.t.2555 3 года назад +17

    6:16 Me after getting knocked down in the mosh pit.

  • @mikaelb.
    @mikaelb. 2 года назад +5

    Man, I watched this for relaxation and ended up frantically laughing reading all these comments.

  • @bloodqueef4147
    @bloodqueef4147 3 года назад +8

    "it's chemicals" no way it's almost like everything is made of chemicals

  • @glint3924
    @glint3924 4 года назад +5

    I was scrolling down reading the comments until I heard "Prostate under stress", then I immediately scroll up just to see his arm underneath, rewatched it just to be relieved almost making me think if it was going to go all 18+ on us.

  • @thoughtsurferzone5012
    @thoughtsurferzone5012 5 лет назад +65

    Most quackers at least have cool looking rooms. This doesn't even have that.

  • @davidhahn9903
    @davidhahn9903 3 года назад +11

    How can we trust this guy when he doesn’t even do the banana test, the patient will never know if can get the banana now smh

  • @MrRiverhorse007
    @MrRiverhorse007 2 года назад +3

    Every once in a while you get these up lifting experiences when some skilled person enlightens you with their knowledge and craftsmanship. This guy does the opposite.

  • @Friedtoenails
    @Friedtoenails 2 года назад +2

    One minute after the video ends, it is revealed that the patient is in fact dead and that rigor mortis has set in

  • @talbotd27
    @talbotd27 Год назад +2

    “Drink lots of water, and have a wonderful response”

  • @mannymelgoza6665
    @mannymelgoza6665 4 года назад +5

    I looked up these kits and they are pretty expensive for a load of nothing. The best part is they have a disclaimer that says they shouldn’t be used to treat or cure any illnesses you have.

  • @tray1150
    @tray1150 4 года назад +16

    Does he need the go to the doctors if his arm is like that for more than 4 hours?

  • @AustinJASMR
    @AustinJASMR 3 года назад +5

    *Starts gorilla gripping throat* "Windpipe is weak."

  • @danimirish
    @danimirish 3 года назад +6

    Once we establish which videocassette box he’s allergic to...

    • @ovrezy
      @ovrezy 3 года назад +1

      Sir, you're allergic to Cats!

  • @uuball
    @uuball 5 лет назад +58

    weed and youtube, best combo :D

  • @Bre
    @Bre 5 лет назад +14

    6:14 when AC/DC helps you to recover

  • @nottttjadeeee
    @nottttjadeeee 3 года назад +5

    how does touching things in bottles diagnose you with "too much tap water" im sobbing 😭😭

  • @mmeatheaddd
    @mmeatheaddd 5 лет назад +31

    so you say this guy has an issue with plastic after you had him touch the vials correct?so let me ask you something what are the vials made out of glass or plastic?and every vial is sitting in a plastic box that you have laying on your patient. now tell me how you can tell the patient has an issue with plastic for the vial but no issue with the plastic from the plastic box the vials are in resting on his belly... what a load of bullshit.

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 5 лет назад +19

      The patient has a PhD in chemistry, so his body can automatically detect types of plastics as PhD people usually do

    • @mmeatheaddd
      @mmeatheaddd 5 лет назад +2

      @@hop-skip-ouch8798 wtf are you talking about?

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 5 лет назад +12

      @@mmeatheaddd really?! You're looking for sensible comments under a video like this?

    • @TehhDann
      @TehhDann 5 лет назад +2

      @@mmeatheaddd cmon bro he has a PhD

    • @ghostweathermusic
      @ghostweathermusic 4 года назад

      mmeatheaddd this man is a scholar, he has a PHD

  • @casualbularchy4850
    @casualbularchy4850 5 лет назад +9

    I like how he says he’ll make more videos and never did.

  • @monikaj3802
    @monikaj3802 7 лет назад +46

    It does not make sense. You put a whole box of vials on the ptn stomach and take one or two vials out and place it next to the whole set and then test the body again???? surely the vibrations of the vials in the box still come into play?

    • @vinblack85
      @vinblack85 5 лет назад +8

      Your not allowed to poke holes!!!

    • @johndoe-nutz2980
      @johndoe-nutz2980 4 года назад +2

      @@vinblack85 yeah!! Just enjoy the ride!!!

  • @JJake993
    @JJake993 9 месяцев назад +2

    Ironic that this guy looks like my chemistry teacher

  • @gremmaludic38
    @gremmaludic38 3 года назад +43

    there's homeopathy, there's acupuncture, and there's slot machine. wow, that's as solid as a medical treatment backed up by decades of accumulated knowledge and peer reviewed research can get

    • @VergilHiltsLT
      @VergilHiltsLT 2 года назад +2

      Slot machine seems like the safest option.

    • @Guille2033
      @Guille2033 2 года назад

      Homeopathy and nutrition response are false bullshit. Acupuncture can be used as a helping tool for relaxation but not on its own

  • @southnj7971
    @southnj7971 6 лет назад +97

    wouldnt his arm just get fatigued over time and then u get false positive and negatives? genuinely asking and very interested and curious

    • @peterholmes1943
      @peterholmes1943 6 лет назад +1

      It is a minor push, just a joint locking. it isn't like arm wrestling. It takes quite a bit to fatigue a muscle. A good muscle tester will sense when fatigue happens and switch to another limb to test

    • @streetwisehercules9956
      @streetwisehercules9956 5 лет назад +56

      It's absolute nonsense so nothing would have any effect. Depending the person, yes the arm could tire being outstretched

    • @streetwisehercules9956
      @streetwisehercules9956 5 лет назад +7

      @LoudNoisesASMR they can push you're arm easily, bodybuilders ain't strong plus leverage and pushing from good position. Shouldn't you know its the shoulder that would be taking the force?

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 5 лет назад +14

      @LoudNoisesASMR they give them the Banana

    • @katiekawaii
      @katiekawaii 5 лет назад +15

      It's great that you're questioning this and thinking critically. I'm so happy to see someone doing that.
      The fact is, the entire thing is BS. It's often a scam, but I am seeing more and more people lately who seem to really believe that what they are doing is real and useful. It has been well-studied, and we know with certainty that it's all crap. It just is.

  • @GodfreyFirstEldenLord
    @GodfreyFirstEldenLord 2 года назад +44

    I just googled front brain, first of all it’s called frontal lube, second of all it’s there for decision making skills, future planing and judgment etc. that means the guy was right, the patients frontal lube truly was weak or he wouldn’t have gone there expecting to be healed or crap like that. What a legend. Next time google how the parts are actually called

    • @GamerGod_1000
      @GamerGod_1000 2 года назад +6

      Frontal lobe, not lube. Anyways, very true, anyone who can’t resolve minor bodily quarrels like this has to have a sucky brain.

    • @lmhla1071
      @lmhla1071 2 года назад +1

      Front brain and frontal lobe are both correct.

    • @lmhla1071
      @lmhla1071 2 года назад

      Just that it is the wrong grammar style, it is supposed to be "front part of the brain".

    • @Mark-pp7jy
      @Mark-pp7jy 2 года назад

      @@lmhla1071 Speaking of wrong grammar, "Second of all"? (It's "second", or "secondly")

    • @lmhla1071
      @lmhla1071 2 года назад

      @@Mark-pp7jy When the hell did I type that?

  • @slot2
    @slot2 Год назад +2

    Let's see Paul Allen's front brain.

  • @alexgardner3125
    @alexgardner3125 4 года назад +8

    Man this guy says it like he believes it

  • @il_veltro
    @il_veltro Год назад +3

    I've got a few of those black DVD cases from when the family video closed down. Time to start my own nutrition response business 💸💸💸

  • @w35toff39
    @w35toff39 5 лет назад +52

    Mark: Did the doctor ever put you on acid reducers?
    Patient: No
    Mark: Well shit

    • @skyfalldeadpool1633
      @skyfalldeadpool1633 3 года назад

      I do not want acid reducer you nonce!!! I want acid. A lot of acid 🤣🤣🤣

  • @yungyork5425
    @yungyork5425 Год назад +6

    I think this guy and the lady should have a Nurtition-off. See who can get the SP cleanse to the patient first

  • @AendM
    @AendM 3 года назад +15

    imagine paying for this shit when even on the site that sells these "stressors" its stated:
    "These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease."
    XDDD

    • @DevilDaRebel
      @DevilDaRebel 3 года назад +2

      Automatic defense against anyone who sues for misleading services. How this is legal, is beyond me.

  • @Skiddins
    @Skiddins 3 года назад +3

    Love their use of the miniature keyboard stuffed into the VHS cassette box, if they could just turn it's volume up.