the idea that james bond found the address of his enemy (a chocolate themed billionaire like a saturday morning cartoon villain), broke into his house, started eating his things, left, and then re entered when said villain hired a realtor
Am I crazy or is that a spot on impression of Markiplier if he was wearing Clark Kent glasses and desperately pretending to be some regular salaryman even though he's obviously just Markiplier in a pair of wireframe glasses
5:33 “We like to play a little game here called Cactus Dick. Balance the cactus over the towels and wait until somebody fucks up.” This sent me into a hysterical fit of laughter
What would be scarier? A letting agent standing with you outside a closed door saying "now not to alarm you, I must say there is a life sized Elvis in the middle of this next room", and there being said Elvis in the room, OR A letting agent standing with you outside a closed door saying "now not to alarm you, I must say there is a life sized Elvis in the middle of this next room", and said Elvis being absent, leaving only an empty stool?
Number 2 implies that Elvis has the ability to move on his own. There is nothing more frightening than a rouge Elvis waiting in the shadows.....watching.....
As someone who both loves chocolate to an extreme degree and is allergic to pineapple, the bond villain's plan seems to be suspiciously tailor made to kill me in particular.
I like how Jello claims "Yeah I'm not good at improv" and then makes banger streams like these and the Dogs In Love streams full of completely improvised jokes.
Just an assumption, but I feel like Jello is bad at improv jokes by himself He's good at making them when he has friends with him to make jokes, but by himself, it's just kinda awkward Like the Investigations streams, and the Dogs in Love streams, they've got a big group, so jokes tend to land better, so everyone's more confident in making them (particularly Will, guy's way too funny)
The “when the DM can’t decide what genre of game to run” house at 2:08:02 was even crazier inside before it was sold. One of the rooms was beach themed and had actual sand on the floor, and the bathroom door was just strings of beads. The spaceship room also had much more stuff in it including mannequin heads. It was terrifying.
man i looked into what it looks like now that someone boring and normal and it just the most bland and uninteresting modern design. they bought and gutted it and took out all the charm and cool shit to make it normal. god i really want my house to like it did originally.
That Elvis house is the final culmination of atleast 50 years of living in one spot and not giving a shit what other people think. This woman's sense of taste has evolved far past the realm of human comprehension.
@@LordChesalothonestly based on what i know of Doll People it'll be that they all had a rare facial expression that only appears on porcelain dolls from 1976 or something
I suddenly really like this idea of James Bond attempting to corner a big villain, only to end up having a casual conversation about all the stuff the villain was GOING to do before he realized it was all stupid. XD
Another list of houses >>"Elvis Jumpscare" 1:54 >>"Wait, are those lips over the oven?" 15:40 >>"An image of a skeleton on fire in the Google doc that says, 'The Skeleton Appears!'" 28:48 >$1 40:15 >Stilts House 42:27 >wrinkley and doorstep-less house 46:38 >>>The James Bond Special Episode 51:27 >>"Tag yourself, I'm the Candyland Box" 1:12:41 >>"It's All About Location, Location, Location!" 1:24:36 >>"So, is the virtually staged furniture included, or...?" 1:28:12 >"Agatha Christie Murder House" 1:38:55 >"Looming Darkness" 1:41:33 >Normal house with mildly odd accessories 1:46:52 >Kobe Bryant Pirate House (failure) 1:48:20 >>"Play the fun new horror game everyone's talking about: What Happened Here?" feat. Robert Stack & James Bond 1:51:54 >"This is 100% cursed" 2:02:06 >>"When the DM can't decide what genre of game to run" 2:08:02 >"Got Mural?" 2:18:29 >>"There's a lot to talk about here, but personally I'm mesmerized by the 2 rooms that inexplicably have thatched roofs" 2:20:31
It's an old out of business meat locker. Think an animal processing slaughterhouse but instead of being ran and owned by a truly faceless monster its ran and owned by a 10 or 11 ranked known friend
Honestly I love the idea of an inter-dimensional realtor and his two buyers going through worlds and looking at weird houses to buy. I’d read that if it were a book
So these streams have strangely inspired me. I was think for my dnd campaign I could have the players look at various cursed houses they could have as a base, I'd run it like the world's weirdest dungeon
I live in Oklahoma, and we have a small chain of sweet shops here called Pinkitzel that are styled the exact same way as the "Lips over the Oven" home in Edmond. One of the three shops is based there. While I can not prove it, I am 100% convinced you've stumbled upon the home of the person that founded the chain.
The existential crisis home sale of a deeply eccentric bond villain is perhaps some of the best improv I've seen recently, and by recently I mean within the past year. Excellent work Jello.
the first house reminds me of how id decorate my animal crossing house as a child where the rooms were vaguely themed and just packed with crap i thought looked neat
List of Entities: Edited to add more!! -Realtor 1 (Non-coporeal) -Realtor 1's son (coporeal status unknown) -Realtor 1's many OTHER sons (coporeal status unknown) -Realtor 2 (Coporeal, newscaster voice) -Blood Gentleman's Torso -Orange Lass' Torso -Realtor Jay -Realtor Jay's Son (coporeal status unknown) -Grandma -Grandmo -Yames Bond -Baron Von Chocolatpinen -Jumpscare Elvis -Singular Funko Pop -Mobile Venom Spider-Man -The Council of Bored Apes (Derogatory) -Leader of Bored Apes, Crypto Kong -Charon
41:00 for anyone curious, a lot of houses in louisiana are “on stilts” to prevent flood damage. insurance is CRAZY here, and most of the state is quite literally under sea level. yes louisiana architects saw floods as a problem and just *built over it.* apparently that house did not survive the last hurricane that came through. i pray no one was living like that normally anyway lmao
I just want to point out, the house at 45:38 has "bonus room" listed as a selling point. What exactly counts as a bonus room when selling a house? Are they selling the house by the room and it's buy 2 get 1 free? Are there ammo and health pickups stored there? Is that where you store the bodies?
I can answer this! My house had a similar selling point - the "bonus room" in question was a room that was such a recent addition that it had yet to be added to the official floor plan, so essentially we were receiving square footage that was not reflected by the corresponding price of the house!
IIRC Bonus rooms can also be rooms that are sizable spaces but not technically any other classification (like something bedroom size but lacking the elements to make it technically a bedroom.
Best moments imo 7:59 the guardian 8:21 jumpscare found 9:15 elvis' biggest fan 11:19 sons room 20:58 LIPS 22:16 the corner creature 23:28 NOSE 28:47 Jello's reaction to skeleteon 29:41 Jay's reaction to skeleteon 34:18 coffin door 51:42 its me 52:43 the memories of laser tags 1:14:12 what happened to the last house 1:28:54 the plot twist 1:30:23 crypto kong?! 1:36:51 the adventures of sliderman, theme song 1:52:04 its me 2 1:54:35 grandma's twin 1:57:16 the grandmas hidden business. 1:59:16 how many times has this happened 2:05:47 creature door 2:11:51 the pole trap 2:13:05 everyday is another chance 2:15:23 spaceship door
I remember seeing a house listing before where it was a converted chapel, and the front garden was an active grave year. There was a discliamer on the listing that you have to let people visit the graves.
Does it make me seem insane if I say "lips over the oven" house is actually my dream home??? because that place is my sensory seeking daydream and nightmare all at once and I unironically love it so much
No, there's an argument for living your best cringe on the daily. And I don't mean that in "uh, house not my style, so cringe" sort of way. I mean that in a "I have had a full on EXPERIENCE and now I have activated some sort of empathy response for the me two seconds ago who had to see that, and I don't know how to express" sort of way. Is it grief? Is it regret? Is it joy? Who knows, so I'm calling it cringe. Good-because-it's-bad-train-wreck-and-sugar reactions are actually kind of fascinating to experience, and hard to replicate on purpose. You have to happen upon it by complete chance, and here it is. It's not weird that you would yearn for it.
I genuinely love the third house so much. It's so nostalgic for me because my Aunt is a hairstylist and my Mother's friends are very Gothic, so I've been in houses with mannequins and spooky decor while still being run down, low income family style. I really just love the goofy feel it has, I personally wouldn't buy this house but I've always wanted to be able to have random skeletons and spooky doll collections if I couldn't achieve full Beetlejuice style.
The fact that some of these were actually SOLD is probably the scariest part of all. Still, it's fun to see these, and I look forward to the next Awful House Listings stream, whenever that may be!
So glad that Scottsdale got an appearance in this one, that place is so rich it makes my teeth hurt. Relatedly, very much enjoying "fruity German vampire takes perky 20-something femme James Bond and The Realtor with a cold on a tour through his poisoned-food-themed mansion"!
I'm glad the mural house wasn't painted over. A family member had bought a house with handpainted laurel leaves as edging in many spots and when they sold it a few years later, everything was painted over. It was so painful.
Some of my favorite chat quotes : Lips House: this is the house of a teen influencer in Ace Attorney named Jenny Extreme. one bed comes complete with the spires(tm) the furniture looks a l i v e WHAT PERSONA DUNGEON IS THIS kiss the forbidden house lips the house is a tomb holding the separated parts of an elder god g u c c i f i c a t i o n IM READY TO BUCCI THE SKELETON APPEARS: WHY IS JIMMY CARTER IN THE CORNER?! RESIDENT EVIL 8 INTERIOR DESIGN How much milk does it cost to maintain this place? I don't think this is a house... Destroying that skeleton initiates pizza time This Beetlejuice remake is lit oh hey that coffin has my name on it! weird! casket 2!!! IT WENT FROM CURSED TO HELLA COOL the owner of this house gives you an invite and then disappears with a smoke bomb Norma L. Person THERES A TRAP DOOR IN THE FIREPLACE $1 swamp house: How much you ready to endure? I fell asleep to the last stream and now I feel like a nightmare has clawed its way into my waking reality. WINDOW TO THE PAST its a time travel home, this is the price in the 1950s Circus stilts house: the zebra mobile THE GIANT ENEMY HOUSE And here we have a deck, with a beautiful little attached house. Someone lay under the house while I hit the pillars with a sledge hammer. this has the floor plan of my old roblox houses built with blocks Inside you are two wolves. They do not come with the house. Can't look up for insurance purpose Non Euclidian Exterior: The blue from the last house escaped its a little scrimbly "The house went swimming" is the most interesting way to describe flood damage. the ceiling is trying to eat the floor Mickey Mess. is this house's ace attorney owner. "German Villain who lives in Arizona" (Ft. James Bond): This is just Manfred Von Karma's spare arizona house. Thank you Franziscka Von Karmas go shopping by chance is this bond villian named Jorge? Oh yah ze fountain...it's home to pineapple piranha. You wouldn't BELIEVE how long ze genetic engineers took on zat one The traps aren't working! The house price is plummeting! BWAHAHAHAHA you see ze floor was made of white chocolate the whole time (flips chocolate lever opening trapdoor) insecure bond villain my beloved "No, how about you tell me now" as he pulls out a luger made of pineapple This feels like they sent James Bond, a veteran spy master, against an up-and-coming and new/naive villain. Like, this villain is just too new into the villain world So when should we expect the German Chocolatier with a Poison Pineapple power in Epithet Erased? The wine is caramel filled This looks like a house phoenix wright would go to in order to question a witness and end up getting poisoned "Gold doesn't grow on trees. CHOCOLATE DOES!" best villian catchphrase a james bond villain known to be obsessed with chocolate having a super popular tiktok where he does stuff with chocolate would be very funny and not even more stupid than many other bond villains all of the bugs are beeping, and the beeping is just getting louder i want all of this house an entire bottle of pineapple vodka in his hand Tag yourself i'm the candyland box: ITS THE BLOOD GENTLEMAN BOWLING BALL CARPET WHAT IF CHARLES CHEESE BUT IN UR HOUSE ah the ghosts YEESSSSSSS MY GENDER EXACT It’s wrath month QUEENS GAMBIT THE GLOW E G G S give me the mystery curtain WOOOOOOO MOLD that was the master bedroom and the one after it was the evil bedroom (This took waY TO LONG so i cant get every house, feel free to put your favorite chat messages in the replies,) ☺☺
Just rewatching the skeleton house now, and I would watch the unliving hell out of a show about a ghost realtor stuck in purgatory helping other ghosts pick out what home they wanted to haunt.
That last house hurt so much - you have legit one of the most gorgeous landscapes imaginable, and you have no decor style beyond applying every color and texture imaginable to at least one surface in the house.
Former grunt of German pineapple chocolate villain in Arizona here. He's a swinger. That's why he's got all the pineapple. He's also an awkward lover, hence the need for chocolate furniture traps to spice things up.
I know that skull. The one with green eyes in the "glass" casing on top of what I think is a bread box(?) at 32:09. It's one of those things that repeats what you say to it back to you in a funny voice, and it's used to scare trick-or-treaters. My family had one for years. Just want to point that out.
i am SO GLAD we get a sequel because i knew the original would become one of those videos i rewatch over and over every once in a while and now i have NEW HOUSES to giggle over WAHOO!
that second house looks like the MMO house of someone who doesn't care about aesthetics and just wants to show off the unique furniture they got from events/achievements.
Obviously all of these are hilarious, but I think my favorite is the James Bond villain trying to sell his lair while James Bond is THERE. I can just imagine: James Bond (JB): Hey man, what's up? What's the plan for today? Villain (V): Oh, someone's actually coming to look at the place today. JB: No kidding! Well why don't I stick around, help you with the sale! I know this place just as well as you do at this point. V, through clenched teeth: You sure do!
to me, in my heart, this video is an undead real estate agent leading adam and barbara maitland around to houses to haunt after lydia grows up and moves out
I'm still quite proud of myself for some of Ace Attorney names I came up with for hypothetical owners of these houses when this was live. Especially "Dolly Lector" for the Elvis house.
Baron von Chocolatepinen/Baron von Chocolatepineapple, or his more German name Baron von Schokoladeananas/Baron von Schokoladeundananas, is now an integral character to the Zillow universe
I think the Halloween house is on a septic system, a really old one to be specific. My great grandparents apparently wouldn't flush toilet paper for that reason, and with the ancient appliances in the kitchen, I suspect the septic system isn't up to date either
Okay, but I actually love the Jumpscare Elvis house. Not for myself, necessarily, but the aesthetic actually is very nice. When I look at it, I see a house full of someone's passion, and it's beautiful to see them realise it (as opposed to the Torture Chamber White Backrooms houses that absolutely scream "I have no personality"). They really made their home into something they loved ♥️
The bathroom at 5:16 reminds me of my late Grandma Phyllis's house; she had several lil frog statues in the bathroom next to the guest room I'd sleep in, plus more outside the front door
these streams make me laugh harder then anything else on the internet. like, more then a snort or even a chuckle, full on cackling. jello if this is the only thing you streamed for forever i would not be sad
I was rewatching this for the upteenth time and y'all, I just noticed something amazing about the skeleton house. 29:42, on image two, you focus on the lovely skeletons, but pay attention to the fireplace, cause in image 4 at 31:18 IT'S A SECRET DOOR WITH THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED ON THE BACK
i'm very late, but i work as a paramedic where the "when the dm can't decide what genre of game to run" house at 2:08:00 is. and it's been a known entity here for YEARS, like it's not just jello and co. being scared of its vibes, people here are TERRIFIED of responding to an emergency there. apparently a while back the local fire department had to go there for some minor reason and witnessed the house firsthand, and were so traumatized by it they had to notify our county dispatchers about it. so now if we were to ever get dispatched there for some emergency, we'd get a warning from dispatch letting us know about the interior design situation. because if someone were to go completely unconscious on that little library "balcony" with the ladder we'd need to call in a whole rescue team to help get them down. but hey at least we could relax in the cabana bedroom while we waited.
The candyland house has an undisclosed address, which is even more suspicious since it's being rented while it's clearly unfinished. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN
Ive had to clear out a lot of houses with mold damage at one of my previous jobs and i can say with 100% certainty that the What Happened Here House has an extremely bad mold infestation, making the resident evil jokes very appropriate
That second house, I can't fully explain why but it gave me Nickolodeon Sitcom energy. Like, if you took a bedroom or set from any one of those shows and shrunk it down to a more normal, human scale but kept the same degree of just Stuff Going On? I think that's what that second house IS to me.
as someone who worked at a haunted house/trail.... the skeleton house was one of those. and it gave me nostalgia for the best haloween season of my life.
That Bond villain house was some of the best improv I've ever heard. That last house feels like the setting for a kid's TV show starring a man and his best friend who's an animal puppet that only kinda looks like the animal it's supposed to be.
1:18:00 actually the blue fire is most likely a blue light used to attract and kill flies that you would plug into an outlet. I got one of those and the light is very bright
So i missed out on part of the stream. And came back to Yam being called James and for a few minutes i was like “is that their real name?” And it wasnt until they were called Mr Bond that i realized it was a bit they were all doing.
As I was trying to figure out if the lip house had an arcade cabinet of Broforce, I was bombarded and nearly killed by the skeleton house. No joke about right up to the first coffin room I was pretty much on the floor in great pain as I couldn't stop laughing the whole time, full on couldn't breath, sweating, crying, laughter.
Also, if you wanted to know what was causing the weird lighting reflections in the photos of that one McMansion house that was being renovated: internal reflections within the camera lens elements caused by a filter on one layer and a lack of anti-reflective coatings on another. So the lens probably isn't broken, but it is either cheap or old.
I actually kind of unironically love the skeleton house. I love Halloween-esque/dark/creepy aesthetics, and honestly, the person who decorating is just vibing and does not give a single shit if you don’t like it. They’re very unapologetic about about their house being weird and creepy, and honestly? I respect it, and I can only dream as being unashamedly myself as this person is. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
![Skies Of Arcadia (Fully Voice-Acted) [Part 2]](/img/1.gif)
"Do you expect me to pass on this house, Chocolate von Pinneapple?"
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to buy."
PINNEAPPLE
what timestamp
@@Orc_Savage This dialogue did not occur in the video. I made it up. For comedic purposes.
@@deusexmachina3047 FIRCKITY FRACK IM GOING TO CRACK
Hey what's the timestamp for that? I couldn't find it in the video
the idea that james bond found the address of his enemy (a chocolate themed billionaire like a saturday morning cartoon villain), broke into his house, started eating his things, left, and then re entered when said villain hired a realtor
I love Jellos Soulless Realtor voice. It’s both strangely animated and dead inside. He could read the phone book and I’d love and hate it.
That is it
It reminds me alot of ben stein
Am I crazy or is that a spot on impression of Markiplier if he was wearing Clark Kent glasses and desperately pretending to be some regular salaryman even though he's obviously just Markiplier in a pair of wireframe glasses
@@anxietyprimev6983 You mean Wilford Warfstache 🥸 ?
Larry from Pokemon scarlet sounds like that in my head.
5:33
“We like to play a little game here called Cactus Dick. Balance the cactus over the towels and wait until somebody fucks up.”
This sent me into a hysterical fit of laughter
What would be scarier?
A letting agent standing with you outside a closed door saying "now not to alarm you, I must say there is a life sized Elvis in the middle of this next room", and there being said Elvis in the room,
OR
A letting agent standing with you outside a closed door saying "now not to alarm you, I must say there is a life sized Elvis in the middle of this next room", and said Elvis being absent, leaving only an empty stool?
2
Number 2 implies that Elvis has the ability to move on his own. There is nothing more frightening than a rouge Elvis waiting in the shadows.....watching.....
Oh god, number 2, it means that Elvis has left the building
@@blueburgundy90 wow I never thought of that
@@blueburgundy90 Thanks for that....
Thank you. Thank you very much.
As someone who both loves chocolate to an extreme degree and is allergic to pineapple, the bond villain's plan seems to be suspiciously tailor made to kill me in particular.
Something about Snapcube and JelloApocalypse videos where the comments are never spoilers solely because without context none of it makes any sense
@@GardenVarietea We aim to please!
@@GardenVarieteaIt's beautiful.
@@GardenVarietea It truly is beautiful in a bizarre sort of way
I'd love to see a collab
Remember, the Ice Woman is still with them. She's just not visible because she's always directly behind the camera!
Good on the Ice Woman for finding employment as a house photographer! We wish her the best.
What if she isn't alone. WHAT IF ELVIS JOINED HER?
@@autumnsfablekeeper4419he might join as a guest, but we already saw his retirement home
Blood gentleman was arrested on drug trafficking charges
@@charleswentworth1530 Well, I know, *exactly* why you have suddenly decided to watch this stream so long after it happened.
I like how Jello claims "Yeah I'm not good at improv" and then makes banger streams like these and the Dogs In Love streams full of completely improvised jokes.
Just an assumption, but I feel like Jello is bad at improv jokes by himself
He's good at making them when he has friends with him to make jokes, but by himself, it's just kinda awkward
Like the Investigations streams, and the Dogs in Love streams, they've got a big group, so jokes tend to land better, so everyone's more confident in making them (particularly Will, guy's way too funny)
The “when the DM can’t decide what genre of game to run” house at 2:08:02 was even crazier inside before it was sold. One of the rooms was beach themed and had actual sand on the floor, and the bathroom door was just strings of beads. The spaceship room also had much more stuff in it including mannequin heads. It was terrifying.
man i looked into what it looks like now that someone boring and normal and it just the most bland and uninteresting modern design. they bought and gutted it and took out all the charm and cool shit to make it normal. god i really want my house to like it did originally.
That Elvis house is the final culmination of atleast 50 years of living in one spot and not giving a shit what other people think.
This woman's sense of taste has evolved far past the realm of human comprehension.
This is far too accurate
I hope all the child dolls weren't because she was unable to have children when she want one just empty nesting
@@LordChesalot oh god. Why'd you have to go and make it sad 😭
Reminds me of an Animal Crossing house that has rooms matched according to the strangest furniture sets.
@@LordChesalothonestly based on what i know of Doll People it'll be that they all had a rare facial expression that only appears on porcelain dolls from 1976 or something
I suddenly really like this idea of James Bond attempting to corner a big villain, only to end up having a casual conversation about all the stuff the villain was GOING to do before he realized it was all stupid. XD
Megamind moment
Came for the funny houses, stayed for the James Bond RP
"I audibly crinkle when I move due to the number of bugs"
Ah yes, chocolate villain having an identity crisis as he's selling his arizonan house
"Why ARE you selling this house anyways?"
In an embarrassed voice, "Well, you see...James Bond knows my address." 😂😂😂
These streams are fun in the way where they literally physically hurt
That sounds like it came directly from jays lips
Can confirm, my back hurts which I think is a result of laughing too hard
My stomach hurts so bad from laughing, big agree
I had to watch this on the toilet bc I ruined 3 pairs of underwear.
Nice Aurora pfp! First I've seen in the wild!
Another list of houses
>>"Elvis Jumpscare" 1:54
>>"Wait, are those lips over the oven?" 15:40
>>"An image of a skeleton on fire in the Google doc that says, 'The Skeleton Appears!'" 28:48
>$1 40:15
>Stilts House 42:27
>wrinkley and doorstep-less house 46:38
>>>The James Bond Special Episode 51:27
>>"Tag yourself, I'm the Candyland Box" 1:12:41
>>"It's All About Location, Location, Location!" 1:24:36
>>"So, is the virtually staged furniture included, or...?" 1:28:12
>"Agatha Christie Murder House" 1:38:55
>"Looming Darkness" 1:41:33
>Normal house with mildly odd accessories 1:46:52
>Kobe Bryant Pirate House (failure) 1:48:20
>>"Play the fun new horror game everyone's talking about: What Happened Here?" feat. Robert Stack & James Bond 1:51:54
>"This is 100% cursed" 2:02:06
>>"When the DM can't decide what genre of game to run" 2:08:02
>"Got Mural?" 2:18:29
>>"There's a lot to talk about here, but personally I'm mesmerized by the 2 rooms that inexplicably have thatched roofs" 2:20:31
Thank you!
Your doing god's work
I bow to your comitment
Thank you
Getting this closer to the top
jello’s new game “what happened here” featuring that creepy listing near the end went on to sell 10 billion copies
It's an old out of business meat locker. Think an animal processing slaughterhouse but instead of being ran and owned by a truly faceless monster its ran and owned by a 10 or 11 ranked known friend
**BUT THE GRANDMAS WERE NOT WITHOUT ENEMIES**
Honestly I love the idea of an inter-dimensional realtor and his two buyers going through worlds and looking at weird houses to buy. I’d read that if it were a book
Titled: "Are You Ready to Buy?"
So these streams have strangely inspired me. I was think for my dnd campaign I could have the players look at various cursed houses they could have as a base, I'd run it like the world's weirdest dungeon
@@kylienielsen6975 can i steal this idea oh my god
Sequel to *House* of Leaves
I live in Oklahoma, and we have a small chain of sweet shops here called Pinkitzel that are styled the exact same way as the "Lips over the Oven" home in Edmond. One of the three shops is based there. While I can not prove it, I am 100% convinced you've stumbled upon the home of the person that founded the chain.
1:09:55 it was at this point that I realized they meant trackers. Up until now I thought James Bond was just planting literal insects on this man
You’re thinking of James Bugs, common mistake.
Probably also bugs as in listening devices, which does directly tie in the trackers
The existential crisis home sale of a deeply eccentric bond villain is perhaps some of the best improv I've seen recently, and by recently I mean within the past year. Excellent work Jello.
Evil chocolate maniac is my favorite character in anything ever.
I desperately want evil chocolate james bond villain to be happy and fulfill his dreams 😂
the first house reminds me of how id decorate my animal crossing house as a child where the rooms were vaguely themed and just packed with crap i thought looked neat
The third house is ABSOLUTELY the vacation home of the What We Do in the Shadows crew.
I'm so glad we got 2 new characters this stream, james bond and Realtor 2
Can't forget Elvis Presley
and baron von chochen pinen
and grandmo
List of Entities:
Edited to add more!!
-Realtor 1 (Non-coporeal)
-Realtor 1's son (coporeal status unknown)
-Realtor 1's many OTHER sons (coporeal status unknown)
-Realtor 2 (Coporeal, newscaster voice)
-Blood Gentleman's Torso
-Orange Lass' Torso
-Realtor Jay
-Realtor Jay's Son (coporeal status unknown)
-Grandma
-Grandmo
-Yames Bond
-Baron Von Chocolatpinen
-Jumpscare Elvis
-Singular Funko Pop
-Mobile Venom Spider-Man
-The Council of Bored Apes (Derogatory)
-Leader of Bored Apes, Crypto Kong
-Charon
@@wacula426don't forget Charon!
41:00 for anyone curious, a lot of houses in louisiana are “on stilts” to prevent flood damage. insurance is CRAZY here, and most of the state is quite literally under sea level.
yes louisiana architects saw floods as a problem and just *built over it.*
apparently that house did not survive the last hurricane that came through. i pray no one was living like that normally anyway lmao
That’s the most American logic I’ve ever heard- no offence to you personally
I just want to point out, the house at 45:38 has "bonus room" listed as a selling point. What exactly counts as a bonus room when selling a house? Are they selling the house by the room and it's buy 2 get 1 free? Are there ammo and health pickups stored there? Is that where you store the bodies?
You didn't know? That's where they make and sell checkpoint robots 🤖
I can answer this! My house had a similar selling point - the "bonus room" in question was a room that was such a recent addition that it had yet to be added to the official floor plan, so essentially we were receiving square footage that was not reflected by the corresponding price of the house!
Also, yes, we keep our ammo and health pickups there, along with the assorted potion.
IIRC Bonus rooms can also be rooms that are sizable spaces but not technically any other classification (like something bedroom size but lacking the elements to make it technically a bedroom.
It's a Doom monster closet, there are like 5 arch-viles in there.
Best moments imo
7:59 the guardian
8:21 jumpscare found
9:15 elvis' biggest fan
11:19 sons room
20:58 LIPS
22:16 the corner creature
23:28 NOSE
28:47 Jello's reaction to skeleteon
29:41 Jay's reaction to skeleteon
34:18 coffin door
51:42 its me
52:43 the memories of laser tags
1:14:12 what happened to the last house
1:28:54 the plot twist
1:30:23 crypto kong?!
1:36:51 the adventures of sliderman, theme song
1:52:04 its me 2
1:54:35 grandma's twin
1:57:16 the grandmas hidden business.
1:59:16 how many times has this happened
2:05:47 creature door
2:11:51 the pole trap
2:13:05 everyday is another chance
2:15:23 spaceship door
I remember seeing a house listing before where it was a converted chapel, and the front garden was an active grave year.
There was a discliamer on the listing that you have to let people visit the graves.
I really hope this becomes an ongoing series, these are some of the funniest videos I've ever seen, had me wheeze laughing all the way through
I hope so too
Can't believe you managed to get totally real special guest James Bond on this episode of Zillow Hell! 10/10 stream.
Jello just becomes a Dr. Doof-esque Bond villain. “I made these spider candles then the lead scientist said ‘what now?’ and I said ‘Oh…’”
I love the haunted house seller and his two eternal victims/prospective buyers
Does it make me seem insane if I say "lips over the oven" house is actually my dream home??? because that place is my sensory seeking daydream and nightmare all at once and I unironically love it so much
I think you skip seeming altogether and are just actually insane.
@@jasonkeith2832 extremely fair, have a nice day
i like the lips, i would have them in the room im in now ngl
No, there's an argument for living your best cringe on the daily. And I don't mean that in "uh, house not my style, so cringe" sort of way. I mean that in a "I have had a full on EXPERIENCE and now I have activated some sort of empathy response for the me two seconds ago who had to see that, and I don't know how to express" sort of way. Is it grief? Is it regret? Is it joy? Who knows, so I'm calling it cringe. Good-because-it's-bad-train-wreck-and-sugar reactions are actually kind of fascinating to experience, and hard to replicate on purpose. You have to happen upon it by complete chance, and here it is. It's not weird that you would yearn for it.
Absolutely insane, and I both respect and fear you for your dedication
I genuinely love the third house so much. It's so nostalgic for me because my Aunt is a hairstylist and my Mother's friends are very Gothic, so I've been in houses with mannequins and spooky decor while still being run down, low income family style.
I really just love the goofy feel it has, I personally wouldn't buy this house but I've always wanted to be able to have random skeletons and spooky doll collections if I couldn't achieve full Beetlejuice style.
The fact that some of these were actually SOLD is probably the scariest part of all. Still, it's fun to see these, and I look forward to the next Awful House Listings stream, whenever that may be!
The German chocolate house is literally just if the witch from Hansel & Gretel became a Bond villain! HAH!
Tbh, a james bond movie where the villain turns out to have supernatural powers would go kind of hard, even if it wouldn't make sense
as someone with sensory issues, i can confirm that the second house would make me explode the instant i crossed the threshold
"That was _soapstone,_ you swine."
God, the detest for his clients that statement radiated just sent me.
So glad that Scottsdale got an appearance in this one, that place is so rich it makes my teeth hurt. Relatedly, very much enjoying "fruity German vampire takes perky 20-something femme James Bond and The Realtor with a cold on a tour through his poisoned-food-themed mansion"!
And then they kiss
@@ccherry.berryy And then they kiss!
I'm glad the mural house wasn't painted over.
A family member had bought a house with handpainted laurel leaves as edging in many spots and when they sold it a few years later, everything was painted over. It was so painful.
Some of my favorite chat quotes :
Lips House:
this is the house of a teen influencer in Ace Attorney named Jenny Extreme.
one bed comes complete with the spires(tm)
the furniture looks a l i v e
WHAT PERSONA DUNGEON IS THIS
kiss the forbidden house lips
the house is a tomb holding the separated parts of an elder god
g u c c i f i c a t i o n
IM READY TO BUCCI
THE SKELETON APPEARS:
WHY IS JIMMY CARTER IN THE CORNER?!
RESIDENT EVIL 8 INTERIOR DESIGN
How much milk does it cost to maintain this place?
I don't think this is a house...
Destroying that skeleton initiates pizza time
This Beetlejuice remake is lit
oh hey that coffin has my name on it! weird!
casket 2!!!
IT WENT FROM CURSED TO HELLA COOL
the owner of this house gives you an invite and then disappears with a smoke bomb
Norma L. Person
THERES A TRAP DOOR IN THE FIREPLACE
$1 swamp house:
How much you ready to endure?
I fell asleep to the last stream and now I feel like a nightmare has clawed its way into my waking reality.
WINDOW TO THE PAST
its a time travel home, this is the price in the 1950s
Circus stilts house:
the zebra mobile
THE GIANT ENEMY HOUSE
And here we have a deck, with a beautiful little attached house.
Someone lay under the house while I hit the pillars with a sledge hammer.
this has the floor plan of my old roblox houses built with blocks
Inside you are two wolves. They do not come with the house.
Can't look up for insurance purpose
Non Euclidian Exterior:
The blue from the last house escaped
its a little scrimbly
"The house went swimming" is the most interesting way to describe flood damage.
the ceiling is trying to eat the floor
Mickey Mess. is this house's ace attorney owner.
"German Villain who lives in Arizona" (Ft. James Bond):
This is just Manfred Von Karma's spare arizona house.
Thank you Franziscka
Von Karmas go shopping
by chance is this bond villian named Jorge?
Oh yah ze fountain...it's home to pineapple piranha. You wouldn't BELIEVE how long ze genetic engineers took on zat one
The traps aren't working! The house price is plummeting!
BWAHAHAHAHA you see ze floor was made of white chocolate the whole time (flips chocolate lever opening trapdoor)
insecure bond villain my beloved
"No, how about you tell me now" as he pulls out a luger made of pineapple
This feels like they sent James Bond, a veteran spy master, against an up-and-coming and new/naive villain. Like, this villain is just too new into the villain world
So when should we expect the German Chocolatier with a Poison Pineapple power in Epithet Erased?
The wine is caramel filled
This looks like a house phoenix wright would go to in order to question a witness and end up getting poisoned
"Gold doesn't grow on trees. CHOCOLATE DOES!" best villian catchphrase
a james bond villain known to be obsessed with chocolate having a super popular tiktok where he does stuff with chocolate would be very funny and not even more stupid than many other bond villains
all of the bugs are beeping, and the beeping is just getting louder
i want all of this house
an entire bottle of pineapple vodka in his hand
Tag yourself i'm the candyland box:
ITS THE BLOOD GENTLEMAN
BOWLING BALL CARPET
WHAT IF CHARLES CHEESE BUT IN UR HOUSE
ah the ghosts
YEESSSSSSS MY GENDER EXACT
It’s wrath month
QUEENS GAMBIT
THE GLOW E G G S
give me the mystery curtain
WOOOOOOO MOLD
that was the master bedroom and the one after it was the evil bedroom
(This took waY TO LONG so i cant get every house, feel free to put your favorite chat messages in the replies,)
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you know who wants spider candles? the broken toilet skeleton house owner.
For next stream, have a transparent jpg drawing of you 3, so you can place yourself in spaces, resize yourselfs to fit, and move around together
The original Zilling stream is one of my favorites, and I'm so happy to see another, thank you.
Just rewatching the skeleton house now, and I would watch the unliving hell out of a show about a ghost realtor stuck in purgatory helping other ghosts pick out what home they wanted to haunt.
That last house hurt so much - you have legit one of the most gorgeous landscapes imaginable, and you have no decor style beyond applying every color and texture imaginable to at least one surface in the house.
"Pretty Gucci, are you ready to Bucci" fuckin sniped me, least of all the way Jello dissolved into laughter at the end
Former grunt of German pineapple chocolate villain in Arizona here. He's a swinger. That's why he's got all the pineapple. He's also an awkward lover, hence the need for chocolate furniture traps to spice things up.
I’m 90% sure the skeleton house was just a defunct haunted house
2:08:39 Jello giving the supportive mother, but is actually really concerned for their child's well being tone.
I know that skull. The one with green eyes in the "glass" casing on top of what I think is a bread box(?) at 32:09. It's one of those things that repeats what you say to it back to you in a funny voice, and it's used to scare trick-or-treaters. My family had one for years. Just want to point that out.
Someday I will find something in this world that's good enough to make me feel the way Jay's laugh sounds.
i am SO GLAD we get a sequel because i knew the original would become one of those videos i rewatch over and over every once in a while and now i have NEW HOUSES to giggle over WAHOO!
I love that by the time the Elvis Jumpscare happens you forget the house is called Elvis Jumpscare and so then the Elvis is really a jumpscare
"Ah yess, pineapple native to Arizona, much like my accent~" I could hear this from a Snowbird at the mall and not bat an eye
that second house looks like the MMO house of someone who doesn't care about aesthetics and just wants to show off the unique furniture they got from events/achievements.
it wasn't until I saw the elvis that I realized
I had forgotten the name of the house
I audibly screamed😭
Obviously all of these are hilarious, but I think my favorite is the James Bond villain trying to sell his lair while James Bond is THERE. I can just imagine:
James Bond (JB): Hey man, what's up? What's the plan for today?
Villain (V): Oh, someone's actually coming to look at the place today.
JB: No kidding! Well why don't I stick around, help you with the sale! I know this place just as well as you do at this point.
V, through clenched teeth: You sure do!
to me, in my heart, this video is an undead real estate agent leading adam and barbara maitland around to houses to haunt after lydia grows up and moves out
I'm still quite proud of myself for some of Ace Attorney names I came up with for hypothetical owners of these houses when this was live. Especially "Dolly Lector" for the Elvis house.
For the James Bond house, do you have a better name than Baron Von Chocolatepinen?
The immediate whiplash of "ew wtf is this house?" to "YOOO! IS THAT A COFFIN DOOR?! Nvm this house is awesome" gets me everytime
This time i felt more inclined to buy the homes for sale
Baron von Chocolatepinen/Baron von Chocolatepineapple, or his more German name Baron von Schokoladeananas/Baron von Schokoladeundananas, is now an integral character to the Zillow universe
I love how most of these houses wouldn’t be out of place in a Hidden Objects game
I think the Halloween house is on a septic system, a really old one to be specific. My great grandparents apparently wouldn't flush toilet paper for that reason, and with the ancient appliances in the kitchen, I suspect the septic system isn't up to date either
The reappearing chair is reminsct to the reappearing piano in the last zillow stream.
Okay, but I actually love the Jumpscare Elvis house. Not for myself, necessarily, but the aesthetic actually is very nice. When I look at it, I see a house full of someone's passion, and it's beautiful to see them realise it (as opposed to the Torture Chamber White Backrooms houses that absolutely scream "I have no personality"). They really made their home into something they loved ♥️
The bathroom at 5:16 reminds me of my late Grandma Phyllis's house; she had several lil frog statues in the bathroom next to the guest room I'd sleep in, plus more outside the front door
19:44 I'm shocked none of you noticed the Rimini Blue Tall Cat Figurine from The Price Is Right: Terrible Internet Items Edition.
It was not necessary to poison the chocolate. The bond villain bit itself made me die laughing.
The first two homes have super strong "weird great aunt" vibes, but two different types of weird great aunts.
That first house is actually ruled by Pothos vines. There's at least one in almost every room, including one hanging in the shower.
1:54:45 - "they're like human dousing rods. hold one in each hand and they point towards water."
funniest fucking line out of the whole thing
these streams make me laugh harder then anything else on the internet. like, more then a snort or even a chuckle, full on cackling. jello if this is the only thing you streamed for forever i would not be sad
I was rewatching this for the upteenth time and y'all, I just noticed something amazing about the skeleton house. 29:42, on image two, you focus on the lovely skeletons, but pay attention to the fireplace, cause in image 4 at 31:18 IT'S A SECRET DOOR WITH THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED ON THE BACK
i'm very late, but i work as a paramedic where the "when the dm can't decide what genre of game to run" house at 2:08:00 is. and it's been a known entity here for YEARS, like it's not just jello and co. being scared of its vibes, people here are TERRIFIED of responding to an emergency there. apparently a while back the local fire department had to go there for some minor reason and witnessed the house firsthand, and were so traumatized by it they had to notify our county dispatchers about it.
so now if we were to ever get dispatched there for some emergency, we'd get a warning from dispatch letting us know about the interior design situation. because if someone were to go completely unconscious on that little library "balcony" with the ladder we'd need to call in a whole rescue team to help get them down. but hey at least we could relax in the cabana bedroom while we waited.
it's relisted on zillow and it looks nothing like that anymore
Head canon Baron Von Chocolate-Heinen is Augustus Gloop, traumatised from Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory he became a Bond villain.
The candyland house has an undisclosed address, which is even more suspicious since it's being rented while it's clearly unfinished. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN
I would give ANYTHING for one of these houses to have a trap door in the fireplace
Ive had to clear out a lot of houses with mold damage at one of my previous jobs and i can say with 100% certainty that the What Happened Here House has an extremely bad mold infestation, making the resident evil jokes very appropriate
That second house, I can't fully explain why but it gave me Nickolodeon Sitcom energy. Like, if you took a bedroom or set from any one of those shows and shrunk it down to a more normal, human scale but kept the same degree of just Stuff Going On? I think that's what that second house IS to me.
The entire Bond bit had me in TEARS laughing hooooly shit. Im so glad i stumbled across these zillow streams. I NEED more
as someone who worked at a haunted house/trail.... the skeleton house was one of those. and it gave me nostalgia for the best haloween season of my life.
That Bond villain house was some of the best improv I've ever heard.
That last house feels like the setting for a kid's TV show starring a man and his best friend who's an animal puppet that only kinda looks like the animal it's supposed to be.
I waited for this for too long, I watched the first one about 4 separate times.
These are so fun to look at.
1:18:00 actually the blue fire is most likely a blue light used to attract and kill flies that you would plug into an outlet. I got one of those and the light is very bright
during the james bond bit i literally started hyperventilating and got woozy because i was laughing so much
I would KILL to have the full list of Roob houses, I need to see some of the ones that weren't picked
So i missed out on part of the stream. And came back to Yam being called James and for a few minutes i was like “is that their real name?” And it wasnt until they were called Mr Bond that i realized it was a bit they were all doing.
As I was trying to figure out if the lip house had an arcade cabinet of Broforce, I was bombarded and nearly killed by the skeleton house. No joke about right up to the first coffin room I was pretty much on the floor in great pain as I couldn't stop laughing the whole time, full on couldn't breath, sweating, crying, laughter.
Also, if you wanted to know what was causing the weird lighting reflections in the photos of that one McMansion house that was being renovated: internal reflections within the camera lens elements caused by a filter on one layer and a lack of anti-reflective coatings on another. So the lens probably isn't broken, but it is either cheap or old.
45:10 it's impressive that they managed to flood the house but only on the top floor.
Out of all the people in the world, Yam might be the one with the least James Bond energy. It's perfect.
My name is Elvis and anytime Presley is mentioned by a RUclipsr I watch it’s a jump scare
I love the sound Jello makes when they come upon a particularly strange room
Man, you know what the first thing I think of when I want to decorate my house is? NFTs, bloody assorted monkey jpegs.
Sometimes I just get so hungry the type.of hunger only the rich can satisfy
I kind of want to see Jello design his ideal house, for both a high and low budget
I'm surprised the bond villian with a German accent from Arizona made no mention of a revolving fireplace that is also a key...
I am in love with the “yes, and”ness of the james bond bit
I actually kind of unironically love the skeleton house. I love Halloween-esque/dark/creepy aesthetics, and honestly, the person who decorating is just vibing and does not give a single shit if you don’t like it. They’re very unapologetic about about their house being weird and creepy, and honestly? I respect it, and I can only dream as being unashamedly myself as this person is. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk