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Tbh i find the patron thing kinda scammy. Like u are paying money for an un edited video. But 2 each there own, it is optional after all. Plus youtubes do need to get extra money though some way cause utube isnt doin 2 much there.
Fun fact: I did some research on "Monopoly Redemption", and it turns out the "redemption" part of the product name means that it's a "redemption game", a type of coin-op arcade game (or game of skill) that rewards the player with physical tokens (usually printed tickets) that the player can *redeem* at a central location for prizes.
For everyone asking "where can I play this", you play it anywhere! We just did this over discord while sending each other images and describing the products, then you guess. I made all the visuals for the sake of this video, it's not a real website or a Jackbox-type game. Though if Jackbox would like to make this and buy my design off me, I would be very down! (call me)
Jello. You not only realize you have to do a part 2. But you have to have a Cricket bonus round where the contestants can only use the value of crickets to guess. And NONE of them had to have played this round.
'dude, it's 1am, you can't do this to me' Nothing will ever come closer to describing the experience of being the only UK resident in an all-American friend group
Will's presence here is made 10 times funnier when you realise he's the person who voices Ramsey from Epithet Erased, a character known for appraising valuables.
Fun fact - Monopoly Redemption is called such because it's a machine meant for a ticket *redemption* style arcade, where you would win tickets out of the machine and redeem them for prizes.
I used to work at a place called Scene 75 and they have one of these machines there. So if you feel like coming to Ohio (or their one location in Pennsylvania) you can play Monopoly REDEMPTION for yourself.
Personally, I just love the vibe of a little old grandma-type lady that has a dedicated _sword room_ xD "Yes, here's the kitchen. This room is where I do all of my knitting. This is the wash room. Oh, and over here is my Sword Room, where I keep all of my battle blades. I polish them daily. See this one? This one decapitated King Charlemagne. So, who's ready for tea?"
To anyone saying he gave the wrong people points don't worry, we weren't even keeping track when we were playing. All that matters is that we had fun and 500 crickets
I listened to 20 minutes of this going, "Dude! Where do I recognize that one guy's voice from?" Then I realized it was Jello. You know, the person I was watching.
I love the plot they created from getting a yurt, finding bigfoot, assassinating him, and having to pay the contract killer in a giant gummy worm, then shelling out over 3'000 dollars for a Gandalf Cheeto! It is beautiful, and the crickets are the most incredible metric system ever.
That bedtime santa isn't even the most disturbing ornament in his line. One of them has a denim tail and is tugging at the edge like he's going to pull his SKIN off
hope you are doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤️❤️❤️
15:51 I like the image in my head of Jello saying this *kicks down door with a loud SLAM* ALL RIGHT BOYS *shoots gun into the ceiling* *points gun at others* HOW MUCH DOES IT COST FOR ONE BOX OF HONEY-COMB CEREAL
I got a glow in the dark Fushigi, where it was the glass ball with a glowing core like have an inch under the glass. The whole point of a Fushigi is it can roll and look like it’s not rolling and you can go “ooooo magic.” But the glow core on mine was off center so you could easily see it roll no matter what, so it was USELESS as an illusion trick.
I used to work in a video arcade. "Redemption" in "Monopoly - Redemption" probably means that it's a ticket redemption machine, meaning it's one of the ones you play to get tickets to redeem for shitty prizes handed out by bored teenagers with Sour Patch-encrusted fingers.
I have a friend whose uncle picked them up a weener kleener soap for christmas. It was about 10 minutes after I woke up that I got that text. That was a weird morning.
@@asrieldreemurr9968 My friend and his family has received some... strange gifts from their extended family over the years. Be careful what you wish for.
Monopoly redemption 2 “I have a goddamn plan, we pass go and we get all the money we need Arthur, then we go round to somewhere nice, park lane or Mayfair, just one more big score and we are out of this board”
The "Redemption" part of the Monopoly game's title refers to the fact that it is a redemption-type arcade game, meaning it rewards you with more tickets if you're better at playing it than others.
Good Lord! Over 30 likes for this comment!! Cheer folks! Jello, I think the people have spoken. If not you... I imagine others will jump on the opportunity. The level of editing... the jury's out on that one.🤔
That moment when that gag gift you got at the young age of pubescent comes up on a youtuber's channel as a price is right but with cursed items in the mix. Relatable!
Chaos Stitcher Dolores Drops: Cursed Runeblade, Occult Sewing Needle, 30,000 souls, makes over 100 swords available for purchase from Patsy of Milwaukee
It's gonna be impossible now for me to not imagine Ramsey showing these objects off. But trying to sell a hot cheeto that looks like gandalf is something I can imagine Ramsey doing.
Imagine your in a party, someone looks at your necklace, says it looks beautiful and asks what kind of rocks are those, would you dare to say what are they made from!?
@@deadly_bread You ever go to one of those arcades that are giving away a PS4 or a Switch but you don't have enough tickets to get them so you settle for the contract killer?
"Alright, guys, we know they're going to think no one can possibly top 'mysterious dominatrix with unparalleled skull access', so we're givin' 'em THIS thing right after!"
I found a shoe that cost $20,000,000 DOLLARS PLUS 2.2 MILLION DOLLAR TAX AND 13.95 SHIPPING HOLY FUCKING HELL THE SHOE IS CALLED NIKE DUNK HIGH WU TANG ITS FROM 1999 JESUS CHRIST
Set up your yurt on your new private island, plug your plug-n-play American Idol game into your Monopoly: REDEMTPION game, and chow down on a snack of crickets and Honeycomb cereal, sipping wine from your lanyard (on the rocks, of course, with your novelty skull shaped ice cube, of course). Living the absolute life.
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This ia my new favourite thing
I guessed 20 for the crickets, but I don't want to write a comment because it's at 420.
JelloApocalypse
No
In fact, i've give it a Dislike.
42%
@@miciospaventato4624 go away
Tbh i find the patron thing kinda scammy. Like u are paying money for an un edited video. But 2 each there own, it is optional after all. Plus youtubes do need to get extra money though some way cause utube isnt doin 2 much there.
HOW DOES AMAZON SHIP THE YURT TO YOU IF ITS A HOME AND YOU, A NOMAD, HAVE NO HOME
PO box
But PO boxes usually need proof of residence; but I, a nomad, have no home.
Asking the real questions
They’ll drive you to the home 4Head
How does amazon ship an island?
Fun fact: I did some research on "Monopoly Redemption", and it turns out the "redemption" part of the product name means that it's a "redemption game", a type of coin-op arcade game (or game of skill) that rewards the player with physical tokens (usually printed tickets) that the player can *redeem* at a central location for prizes.
thats a lot less interesting than what i thought it was so youre wrong now
Damn, all of that time and effort spent researching; wasted. Oh well, them's the breaks.
Ohhh so thats what those types of arcade games are called! I think im gonna start hunting for arcade game manuals to see other classifications
My assumption was that the “redemption” is the manufacture Codename, but this makes sense too.
Aww, that's significantly more boring
i love how everyone in the group automatically accepted bucks of crickets as a currency
And how everyone, as a team, either:
1. Looks at a price and go "not bad."
2. Looks at an item and goes "interesting"
Ye ye
That's just how inside jokes form
Its already a cryptocurrency that collapsed
Box*
“So you found Bigfoot. Now you need to UNfind him.” Is just such a hardcore statement
For everyone asking "where can I play this", you play it anywhere! We just did this over discord while sending each other images and describing the products, then you guess. I made all the visuals for the sake of this video, it's not a real website or a Jackbox-type game. Though if Jackbox would like to make this and buy my design off me, I would be very down! (call me)
How much?
Someone make a petition, "The Price is Odd" for Jackbox 6.
Do y'all just grab the images from all over the internet, or are these from a couple of specific sites?
Bombom1300 mostly etsy I think
If Jackbox bought the idea in exchange for royalties, I would say
RIP Jello's Patreon.
5:05 That item has DEFINITELY killed an Ace Attorney character at some point
With the killer writing someone else's name with the victim's blood, I assume?
And it doubles as an unorthodox egg timer
Bet that the suspect is Maya for the 100th time.
It wants *EXTRATERRITORIAL RIGHTS* on this airplane!!!
@@Technotoadnotafrog on the back of a receipt for a glass lightstand
“It’s in pounds”
*”oh god it’s in Monopoly money?”*
“REDEMPTION”
Donovan Joseph i have actually seen one in real life which is insane
Is it right
@@mahomiesknees1240 is it fun?
*Laughs in tea and crumpets*
jello: what’s a human life worth to you?
savvy: half a box of crickets
One human = 250 crickets
OMG 11.99 HE THINKS A LIFE IS 11.99
like a buck
The vagina smell is worth like five humans
It’s like a book, right?
“Ok you found Bigfoot, now you need to un-find him”
Oh hey
@@thedotintheletteri
Hello
Jello.
You not only realize you have to do a part 2.
But you have to have a Cricket bonus round where the contestants can only use the value of crickets to guess.
And NONE of them had to have played this round.
THIS! SO MUCH THIS!
Yes!
The whole thing should be cricket values
wait what is the value of a single cricket
@@censored4680 About 21 cents. 500 crickets divided by $22.99.
Jello: *titles the video "Terrible Internet Items"*
Also Jello: *shows his own merch*
I guess he has terrible internet items of his own.
Well, he's self aware, at least.
You heard me
@@JelloApocalypse Did the man stutter?
I own some of These
'dude, it's 1am, you can't do this to me'
Nothing will ever come closer to describing the experience of being the only UK resident in an all-American friend group
Will's presence here is made 10 times funnier when you realise he's the person who voices Ramsey from Epithet Erased, a character known for appraising valuables.
I recognized him as Ramsey but didn’t think about that part
KingRainbowCake Oh god, you’re right.
That's some deep method acting right there
He was here, all along.
how much ramsey you could hear in his voice threw me so much
This should be called “the price is wrong”
Cool dnd pfp
"Oh god the price is so wrong"
X the mystic says you're right
The price shouldn’t be right but it is for some reason
"These things are so wrong and incorrect" maybe?
Lamp: "who do you think is the OG of furry bait?"
Jello: *"UH, ANUBIS!?"*
Sadly, that answer checks out.
Bast was the first catgirl.
Satan was the og furry he dressed up as a snake
@@kasendaniel3896 OMFG YOUR SO RIGHT!!
@@kasendaniel3896 That's called a scalie, my dude. Still, you're on the right track, we're getting closer to a definitive answer here.
Fun fact - Monopoly Redemption is called such because it's a machine meant for a ticket *redemption* style arcade, where you would win tickets out of the machine and redeem them for prizes.
Ari oh wow cool that makes sense.... wait are you the person who was selling this? (:P)
Awesome thanks for the info
No it is because it shows his iconic communism redemption arc
I used to work at a place called Scene 75 and they have one of these machines there. So if you feel like coming to Ohio (or their one location in Pennsylvania) you can play Monopoly REDEMPTION for yourself.
I played one of these, it wasn't worth it.
Jello has an incredible knack for finding the world's most cursed items.
Roob came in second.
Knack 2?
who said its cursed?
Except for Fushigi. It's awesome.
@@LevObzor Yeah, that one was cool. I think Lamp at least tried to find things that weren't completely terrible.
You mean like crocs filled with shaving cream?
I like how she has a sword room and she assumes the only weird energy about that is the haunted sword.
i assume that her knitting group only started feeling haunted once she added that sword
It’s the real life eyelander, she found it
Personally, I just love the vibe of a little old grandma-type lady that has a dedicated _sword room_ xD
"Yes, here's the kitchen. This room is where I do all of my knitting. This is the wash room. Oh, and over here is my Sword Room, where I keep all of my battle blades. I polish them daily. See this one? This one decapitated King Charlemagne. So, who's ready for tea?"
"What do you think the price is of this poop necklace?"
*$You could not pay me to take it*
I don’t see the problem
All I see is a perfectly reasonable answer
$crickets
To anyone saying he gave the wrong people points don't worry, we weren't even keeping track when we were playing. All that matters is that we had fun and 500 crickets
*GASP*
I found you!
Crickets are the way to go, I feed them to my lizard
Thank god this comment exists or that would've bothered THE FUCK out of me!
We need a second episode.
This is too good to just die out in one episode.
*AGREED!*
PLEASE
*YES*
YES THIS SERIES IS JUST BLISS
AGREED!
I swear, your names sound like a joke on some bad sitcom
"We've got Jello, Roob, Lamp, Savvy - and Austin."
And Will's also here
We don’t talk about him
Will: and me
Others: we don't talk about him
AND PEGGY
Peggy was sentenced to hell though so she is forbidden
"Now that's ruining somebody's life on a budget."
This video is fantastic.
I imagine that scene as Jello going into a pawn shop: I'm dealing cursed things but I only have 666 dollars to get it bought and shipped.
"I may be evil but I'm evil on a budget" same energy
The way this is made it looks like a jackbox mini game, but this was just a discord session of memes
I would play this
"All cheetos kind of look like gandalf" i've never wished i could go back and change my senior quote.
I think the truth is far worse: Gandalf kind of looks like a cheeto.
blarg2429 That’s a bad thing?
@@rainbowdroidman Well, not really.
Aww don’t remind me my school won’t let me HAVE a senior quote 💔 why am I even graduating high school
@@danialbrecht2982 what do you go to North High School too? lmao
I listened to 20 minutes of this going, "Dude! Where do I recognize that one guy's voice from?" Then I realized it was Jello. You know, the person I was watching.
"Why hang with the girls, when you can *smell* like the girls?"
*SOLD*
"Who do you think is the first furry bait."
*UH, ANUBIS!?*
Hell it is.
Hello
@@Spammard really? What kind of reply is "Hello?"
@@Schnee7929 Hello
yeah for sure
A diamond made from the most precious of carbon in the mountains of a faraway land
Roob: _It’s like a buck right?_
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
*slams box of crickets on table*
I'll take it
I love the plot they created from getting a yurt, finding bigfoot, assassinating him, and having to pay the contract killer in a giant gummy worm, then shelling out over 3'000 dollars for a Gandalf Cheeto! It is beautiful, and the crickets are the most incredible metric system ever.
I literally buy 500 crickets a week for my boss's chameleons, it costs about $20. We have a standing order.
How rich are you?
How many chameleons does he have!?
@@DragonFang409 yes
@@justas423 I'm poor, my boss is a literal millionaire.
@@DragonFang409 3, but they eat a ton
“When I opened up my freezer and saw we had a gun shaped ice cube tray” certified America moment right there
I’m seriously considering becoming a patron just to hear the other 90 minutes
Same.
Well i have no cash so i cant hear the other 90mins 😭😭😭😭
@@gonerofsavers3813 *slides a box of 125 crickets towards you* keep the change friend.
@@cybersquirrell1370 thx man (the crickets explode)....another one?
@@gonerofsavers3813 NO, those bomb crickets are expensive.
this is really funny, also the cricket doodle is perfect
Can I get a box of elves
You could make a video and use the Patreon money to get 9500 crickets
I would literally give my house for a box of crickets that look like that
HI NOODLE
wen helo 2
17:48 Roob taking the lead after missing out on a point because of a 3 cent difference was perfect, I love it
"That's a name I can't pronounce. Expensive." Me
Hamilton pf pic
@@gabrielesimoni6684 Oh god too many hamilton
Jello's not wrong
The merman comes from my home town! There is a shop that just sells sexy mermaid ornaments.
what other mermaids do they have?
The idea that there is enough demand for sexy mermaid and merman ornaments to sustain that business is astounding.
Ok ok but why?
do they have an online store?
Bay Jets One word:
Florida
That bedtime santa isn't even the most disturbing ornament in his line. One of them has a denim tail and is tugging at the edge like he's going to pull his SKIN off
hope you are doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤️❤️❤️
I'd buy a "1 box of crickets" shirt
Jello, I would like 1 box of 1 box of crickets shirts.
This shirt cost me 1 box of crickets
“I’m not gay, but 1 box of crickets is 1 box of crickets”
Alana Studios
???
-“Who do you think is the OG of furry bait?”
-“Uh, anubis”
HAHAHAHAHA, omg, I’m wheezing.
at which point of the video is that?
@@trollbreeder2534 16:25
I mean, technically he's not wrong
I could believe that
I mean.... he ain’t wrong.
ive watched this video like ten times, how am i only just noticing that the scooby doo cake has "one year seizure free" written next to it
Love the concept, and it's hilarious to watch - only recommendation I'd make is to highlight peoples' names as they talk.
The subtitles would work great for that. Especially since everyone's initial is different, you could just do "X: [text]".
Ikr??
That's an absurd amount of work for a free video
I really wish more RUclipsrs did something like this. It's just so funny I have been rewatching this video consistently for roughly a year.
Haruhiro Grimgar same, same.
It's funny how Monopoly REDEMPTION's price range is from $0 to *priceless*
I like how everyone else has a little sales pitch, and Roob is just, like, « Yeah, I’m sorry for this. »
15:51 I like the image in my head of Jello saying this
*kicks down door with a loud SLAM*
ALL RIGHT BOYS
*shoots gun into the ceiling*
*points gun at others*
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST FOR ONE BOX OF HONEY-COMB CEREAL
I need someone to animate this now
@@ItsAlwaysOct agreed
A 1/8 box of crickets
*perfect*
Jello: "It's a cricket. They're worth nothing"
(Every cricket in Jello's fanbase unsubscribes)
All those dislikes on this video? *Those are the crickets*
2.2 boxes of crickets.
@@user-wl4ex5fd6j, how many boxes of crickets make up 1.1K
@@Doublemonk0506 5.5 boxes of crickets
@@user-wl4ex5fd6j, thank you, now I know that I can get a small loan to control a minor plauge
Oh Christ, I remember *owning* a fushigi.
You will not impress your friends with it. It's just not going to happen.
I got a glow in the dark Fushigi, where it was the glass ball with a glowing core like have an inch under the glass. The whole point of a Fushigi is it can roll and look like it’s not rolling and you can go “ooooo magic.” But the glow core on mine was off center so you could easily see it roll no matter what, so it was USELESS as an illusion trick.
@@crowsenpai5625 exactly the same thing happened to me
Roob: "How much is this island?"
Jello: "How much is a box of honey-combs cereal"
I used to work in a video arcade. "Redemption" in "Monopoly - Redemption" probably means that it's a ticket redemption machine, meaning it's one of the ones you play to get tickets to redeem for shitty prizes handed out by bored teenagers with Sour Patch-encrusted fingers.
Mystery Solved
Ourobius Gasp
In all occasions I've seen, said prizes were being handed out by adults.
69 likes
And here I really was hoping it was a reference to Uncle Pennybags' redemption arc from the anime.
My favorite part of this video is *”alright, boys! How much does it cost for one box of Honeycomb cereal?”*
Oh, how much does mace cost?
The price is right, however their sanity... It is not
I love the fact that Roob gets the exact price on "Weener cleaner soap". No reason
*O_O*
*It's a trap!*
I have a friend whose uncle picked them up a weener kleener soap for christmas. It was about 10 minutes after I woke up that I got that text. That was a weird morning.
@@Goggledguy I'm kinda jealous of your friend, because I would LOVE to be able to say, without lying or joking, that I have weener cleaner soap
@@asrieldreemurr9968 My friend and his family has received some... strange gifts from their extended family over the years. Be careful what you wish for.
i love how you all constructed a narrative about bigfoot in a yurt with a hitman
and then giving the hitman a giant gummy worm. and a cheeto.
The cricket drawing is actually really cute imo
I was thinking the same thing
gotta love how "a box of crickets" just became the running gag of this video
Me too
Ya see that box of crickets? That's his dignity after 2016.
I really want a soundboard just so that I could play “I pick...BETRAYAL” when the time is right
The Ice Guns killed Lamp’s family.
That’s the real reason why he hates novelty ice cube. The ice cube skulls are his family’s skulls.
The Ice Guns... I'll never forgive them
well that just upped the value! limited edition!
She/her*
Yes because just like jello they believe ice guns kill people not people kill people.
#MassFormationPsychosis
There's no way I'm watching 28 minutes of this.
*28 minutes later
Well crikey
*crickety
4 watches later
I was the 1000th like! .... thats it bye!
Jello: "its a cricket they are worth nothing."
Me having to buy them every week for my lizard knowing damn well that shit adds up: 😑
I did the math, and $100 is around 2,000 crickets. So Savvy got that random guess correct, but he got the price of the cat figurine in crickets wrong.
yea i noticed that too
“Honey, why are there exactly 500 crickets on our front lawn?”
Isn't it obvious, I'm raising a cricket army
"How long did you spend counting them?"
ash_rock what do you think? I’m an expert of counting crickets
Y'all should go read Worm.
ash_rock l
Monopoly redemption 2
“I have a goddamn plan, we pass go and we get all the money we need Arthur, then we go round to somewhere nice, park lane or Mayfair, just one more big score and we are out of this board”
The "Redemption" part of the Monopoly game's title refers to the fact that it is a redemption-type arcade game, meaning it rewards you with more tickets if you're better at playing it than others.
*WEENER KLEENER SOAP*
large or small or inbetween-er...
nothing beats a cleaner weener!
Ok but my friends dad had that in their bathroom just chilkin on the counter and it was super weird lol.
It's sounds bad, but it wash good.
bedtime santa merman was a phrase I had hoped to never hear
THANKS
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even god himself:
RoOB: *THIS IS BEDTIME SANTA MERMAID*
I love this 😂
@@Silembr thanks I try
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even Lucifer himself:
Jello: I don't smell enough like pussy, here's *VULVA - Original - Real Vaginal Scent*
I feel attacked
Bedtime Santa MERMAN
22.99 for 500 crickets? Petco has been ripping me off for years dammit!
time to unleash a plague
Lamp wins in our hearts because he introduced the crickets.
Please make this a series! Please!
Monthly! bi-monthly! Whatever works just... I need more of this!!!🤣
What's more, have guest players.
Good Lord! Over 30 likes for this comment!!
Cheer folks! Jello, I think the people have spoken. If not you... I imagine others will jump on the opportunity. The level of editing... the jury's out on that one.🤔
YAAAAAAAAAAS!!! That would be awesome! =D
That moment when that gag gift you got at the young age of pubescent comes up on a youtuber's channel as a price is right but with cursed items in the mix. Relatable!
Which one
was it the yurt
It was the wiener Cleaner.
@@leonmercury3732 ..was it like.. useful?
@@mercurion-e5t ah yes, the classic gag gift.
A yurt.
That woman is the single most badass person I have heard of.
She got the real life eyelander
Chaos Stitcher Dolores
Drops: Cursed Runeblade, Occult Sewing Needle, 30,000 souls, makes over 100 swords available for purchase from Patsy of Milwaukee
Good luck beating her. She's a superboss with seventy health bars.
@@ConnorTheUndying she also regenerates one bar every time you dodgeroll
“First you found Bigfoot, now you need to un-find him...” 🤣
remove that emoji
I am fucking serious
Agree
@@pretendo make him, you coward
“So, you’ve found Bigfoot. Now you need to unfind him.”
this legit feels like it could be a jackbox game? the video visuals reminded me of their ui for some reason
That was likely purposeful. Couldn't say for sure though.
Hello young child, would you be interested in 500 crickets?
Jello: Yes please.
After watching Epithet Erased, whenever Will speaks I can only hear Ramsey being his appraiser self and having fun on weekends.
Dude this should be a Jackbox game
I remember seeing Fushigi TV commercials as a kid. 😂
"Buy this magic ball now!"
Me too
Yes I remember that. Always wondered how they worked though.
Same, I grew up watching Nickelodeon and The Hub, and they both ran a lotta ads for that and similar products.
Now that we’re all in quarantine, it’s the perfect excuse to make another one of these videos *JELLO*
Savvy:
(is presented with the Vulva original scent)
(in a weak, trembling voice):
Jello it's 1 AM, you can't DO this to me!
Thaaaaat's what she said
I hate you
I love you
Call me
@@primordialchaos6371 flurt
@@ItsAlwaysOct you know it
@@primordialchaos6371 lmfao, I wish I had half your confidence, random goblin
I love how Roob sounds like he's perpetually leaning backwards
Isn't Roob a girl?
@@wdalbright His Twitter says his pronouns are he/they
@@Sorinshuto Oh. I did not know that. Thanks for informing me.
@@wdalbright No prob 👍
Haha Will sounds a lot like Ramsey....
*looks at credits of Epithet Erased*
... *OH*
It's gonna be impossible now for me to not imagine Ramsey showing these objects off. But trying to sell a hot cheeto that looks like gandalf is something I can imagine Ramsey doing.
I want a price is right style video with this same perfect cast every week. This had me cry-laughing.
Imagine your in a party, someone looks at your necklace, says it looks beautiful and asks what kind of rocks are those, would you dare to say what are they made from!?
Yes. When they inevitably step back, it's better to smile. As they'll see your eyes turning into a cursed void of absolute chaos.
And then when they get close to inspect it they get a big whiff of your vagina perfume
Turn and sensually whisper “nine doo doo nugget moose poop *weird* “
that cursed sword description killed me LOOOOL
The only story of a cursed item where the cursed item is the least interesting part of the story.
Most of these items are actually worth about $2 and a couple of Chuck E. Cheese tokens.
HEy you, yeah I see you making Brutalmoose refrences
What tf kind of arcade have you been at where they're just giving out hand painted taxidermy skulls for $2
Star-Child obviously better arcades than you
@@deadly_bread You ever go to one of those arcades that are giving away a PS4 or a Switch but you don't have enough tickets to get them so you settle for the contract killer?
Eh, I’d rather go with 868 boxes of crickets.
"Alright, guys, we know they're going to think no one can possibly top 'mysterious dominatrix with unparalleled skull access', so we're givin' 'em THIS thing right after!"
Contract killer
"We're in Monopoly money now?"
"*redemption*"
It's not redemption. It's what he wants redemtion for.
past-me, please tell me what this means
i just checked out the nike dunk sb low yellow lobster, it is now $20,000
Ariana Zeeman who in the right mind would buy that
Spongebob probably would... ya know, to get his skin back
It's 30,000 now
I have checked, now it’s 60k
I found a shoe that cost $20,000,000 DOLLARS PLUS 2.2 MILLION DOLLAR TAX AND 13.95 SHIPPING HOLY FUCKING HELL THE SHOE IS CALLED NIKE DUNK HIGH WU TANG ITS FROM 1999 JESUS CHRIST
it’s been almost a year, still hoping for a part two
edit: still waiting
We are still waiting
still waiting
Wouldn't it be part 3 technically? Y'know cause of the extra Patreon footage.
@@Apotheosister some of us don’t have money
@@professionalwifehaver5155
That's fair I suppose, looking back it's probably considered a directors cut, not a part 2.
I love how crickets are a valid currency for answers in the game.
Not a game, just really clever editing by Jello. Wish it was a game though!!
Welcome to Taco Bell!
Now with the low, low price of $2 Nights of Diarrhea!
Welp. You’re not wrong
Welcome to RUclips Kids!
Now with the low, low price of $2.50 Elsagate Scarred Children!
How much is that in cricket's?
$Priceless, Bomberfett, $Priceless
@@Proticity Talk to me, Goose.
No matter how many times I watch this, the line "This is Bedtime Santa Merman" will always throw me for a loop!
Well, you know what they say.
A cricket in the Amber is worth 500 in a box
I'm going to buy some Amber to increase the price of my crickets!
the answer is everything except the one you choose
I played this by myself and got everything wrong
hey its me
Set up your yurt on your new private island, plug your plug-n-play American Idol game into your Monopoly: REDEMTPION game, and chow down on a snack of crickets and Honeycomb cereal, sipping wine from your lanyard (on the rocks, of course, with your novelty skull shaped ice cube, of course). Living the absolute life.
How many crickets do you want?
Jello: *yes*
Enough to be insectivore rather than take iron tablets or eat earthy greens like cabbage then realise I’m vegetarian! - Lisa Simpson.