Price is Right - Terrible Internet Items Edition
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This ia my new favourite thing
I guessed 20 for the crickets, but I don't want to write a comment because it's at 420.
JelloApocalypse
No
In fact, i've give it a Dislike.
42%
@@miciospaventato4624 go away
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HOW DOES AMAZON SHIP THE YURT TO YOU IF ITS A HOME AND YOU, A NOMAD, HAVE NO HOME
PO box
But PO boxes usually need proof of residence; but I, a nomad, have no home.
Asking the real questions
They’ll drive you to the home 4Head
How does amazon ship an island?
“It’s in pounds”
*”oh god it’s in Monopoly money?”*
“REDEMPTION”
Donovan Joseph i have actually seen one in real life which is insane
Is it right
@@mahomiesknees1240 is it fun?
*Laughs in tea and crumpets*
Fun fact: I did some research on "Monopoly Redemption", and it turns out the "redemption" part of the product name means that it's a "redemption game", a type of coin-op arcade game (or game of skill) that rewards the player with physical tokens (usually printed tickets) that the player can *redeem* at a central location for prizes.
thats a lot less interesting than what i thought it was so youre wrong now
Damn, all of that time and effort spent researching; wasted. Oh well, them's the breaks.
Ohhh so thats what those types of arcade games are called! I think im gonna start hunting for arcade game manuals to see other classifications
My assumption was that the “redemption” is the manufacture Codename, but this makes sense too.
i love how everyone in the group automatically accepted bucks of crickets as a currency
And how everyone, as a team, either:
1. Looks at a price and go "not bad."
2. Looks at an item and goes "interesting"
Ye ye
That's just how inside jokes form
Its already a cryptocurrency that collapsed
Box*
jello: what’s a human life worth to you?
savvy: half a box of crickets
One human = 250 crickets
OMG 11.99 HE THINKS A LIFE IS 11.99
like a buck
The vagina smell is worth like five humans
It’s like a book, right?
Jello.
You not only realize you have to do a part 2.
But you have to have a Cricket bonus round where the contestants can only use the value of crickets to guess.
And NONE of them had to have played this round.
THIS! SO MUCH THIS!
Yes!
The whole thing should be cricket values
wait what is the value of a single cricket
@@censored4680 About 21 cents. 500 crickets divided by $22.99.
Lamp: "who do you think is the OG of furry bait?"
Jello: *"UH, ANUBIS!?"*
Sadly, that answer checks out.
Bast was the first catgirl.
Satan was the og furry he dressed up as a snake
@@kasendaniel3896 OMFG YOUR SO RIGHT!!
@@kasendaniel3896 That's called a scalie, my dude. Still, you're on the right track, we're getting closer to a definitive answer here.
“So you found Bigfoot. Now you need to UNfind him.” Is just such a hardcore statement
"Who do you think is the first furry bait."
*UH, ANUBIS!?*
Hell it is.
Hello
@@Spammard really? What kind of reply is "Hello?"
@@Schnee7929 Hello
yeah for sure
This should be called “the price is wrong”
Cool dnd pfp
"Oh god the price is so wrong"
X the mystic says you're right
The price shouldn’t be right but it is for some reason
"These things are so wrong and incorrect" maybe?
“Ok you found Bigfoot, now you need to un-find him”
Oh hey
@@thedotintheletteri
Hello
'dude, it's 1am, you can't do this to me'
Nothing will ever come closer to describing the experience of being the only UK resident in an all-American friend group
Jello: *titles the video "Terrible Internet Items"*
Also Jello: *shows his own merch*
I guess he has terrible internet items of his own.
Well, he's self aware, at least.
You heard me
@@JelloApocalypse Did the man stutter?
I own some of These
Fun fact - Monopoly Redemption is called such because it's a machine meant for a ticket *redemption* style arcade, where you would win tickets out of the machine and redeem them for prizes.
Ari oh wow cool that makes sense.... wait are you the person who was selling this? (:P)
Awesome thanks for the info
No it is because it shows his iconic communism redemption arc
I used to work at a place called Scene 75 and they have one of these machines there. So if you feel like coming to Ohio (or their one location in Pennsylvania) you can play Monopoly REDEMPTION for yourself.
I played one of these, it wasn't worth it.
5:05 That item has DEFINITELY killed an Ace Attorney character at some point
With the killer writing someone else's name with the victim's blood, I assume?
And it doubles as an unorthodox egg timer
Bet that the suspect is Maya for the 100th time.
It wants *EXTRATERRITORIAL RIGHTS* on this airplane!!!
@@Technotoadnotafrog on the back of a receipt for a glass lightstand
"Why hang with the girls, when you can *smell* like the girls?"
*SOLD*
For everyone asking "where can I play this", you play it anywhere! We just did this over discord while sending each other images and describing the products, then you guess. I made all the visuals for the sake of this video, it's not a real website or a Jackbox-type game. Though if Jackbox would like to make this and buy my design off me, I would be very down! (call me)
How much?
Someone make a petition, "The Price is Odd" for Jackbox 6.
Do y'all just grab the images from all over the internet, or are these from a couple of specific sites?
Bombom1300 mostly etsy I think
If Jackbox bought the idea in exchange for royalties, I would say
RIP Jello's Patreon.
Will's presence here is made 10 times funnier when you realise he's the person who voices Ramsey from Epithet Erased, a character known for appraising valuables.
I recognized him as Ramsey but didn’t think about that part
KingRainbowCake Oh god, you’re right.
That's some deep method acting right there
He was here, all along.
how much ramsey you could hear in his voice threw me so much
I like how she has a sword room and she assumes the only weird energy about that is the haunted sword.
i assume that her knitting group only started feeling haunted once she added that sword
It’s the real life eyelander, she found it
Personally, I just love the vibe of a little old grandma-type lady that has a dedicated _sword room_ xD
"Yes, here's the kitchen. This room is where I do all of my knitting. This is the wash room. Oh, and over here is my Sword Room, where I keep all of my battle blades. I polish them daily. See this one? This one decapitated King Charlemagne. So, who's ready for tea?"
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
*slams box of crickets on table*
I'll take it
Jello has an incredible knack for finding the world's most cursed items.
Roob came in second.
Knack 2?
who said its cursed?
Except for Fushigi. It's awesome.
@@LevObzor Yeah, that one was cool. I think Lamp at least tried to find things that weren't completely terrible.
You mean like crocs filled with shaving cream?
"What do you think the price is of this poop necklace?"
*$You could not pay me to take it*
I don’t see the problem
All I see is a perfectly reasonable answer
The way this is made it looks like a jackbox mini game, but this was just a discord session of memes
I would play this
I listened to 20 minutes of this going, "Dude! Where do I recognize that one guy's voice from?" Then I realized it was Jello. You know, the person I was watching.
-“Who do you think is the OG of furry bait?”
-“Uh, anubis”
HAHAHAHAHA, omg, I’m wheezing.
at which point of the video is that?
@@trollbreeder2534 16:25
I mean, technically he's not wrong
I could believe that
I mean.... he ain’t wrong.
"That's a name I can't pronounce. Expensive." Me
Hamilton pf pic
@@gabrielesimoni6684 Oh god too many hamilton
Jello's not wrong
We need a second episode.
This is too good to just die out in one episode.
*AGREED!*
PLEASE
*YES*
YES THIS SERIES IS JUST BLISS
AGREED!
“When I opened up my freezer and saw we had a gun shaped ice cube tray” certified America moment right there
I swear, your names sound like a joke on some bad sitcom
"We've got Jello, Roob, Lamp, Savvy - and Austin."
And Will's also here
We don’t talk about him
Will: and me
Others: we don't talk about him
AND PEGGY
Peggy was sentenced to hell though so she is forbidden
That bedtime santa isn't even the most disturbing ornament in his line. One of them has a denim tail and is tugging at the edge like he's going to pull his SKIN off
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ive watched this video like ten times, how am i only just noticing that the scooby doo cake has "one year seizure free" written next to it
"Now that's ruining somebody's life on a budget."
This video is fantastic.
I imagine that scene as Jello going into a pawn shop: I'm dealing cursed things but I only have 666 dollars to get it bought and shipped.
"I may be evil but I'm evil on a budget" same energy
To anyone saying he gave the wrong people points don't worry, we weren't even keeping track when we were playing. All that matters is that we had fun and 500 crickets
*GASP*
I found you!
Crickets are the way to go, I feed them to my lizard
Thank god this comment exists or that would've bothered THE FUCK out of me!
17:48 Roob taking the lead after missing out on a point because of a 3 cent difference was perfect, I love it
My favorite part of this video is *”alright, boys! How much does it cost for one box of Honeycomb cereal?”*
Oh, how much does mace cost?
I love the plot they created from getting a yurt, finding bigfoot, assassinating him, and having to pay the contract killer in a giant gummy worm, then shelling out over 3'000 dollars for a Gandalf Cheeto! It is beautiful, and the crickets are the most incredible metric system ever.
I literally buy 500 crickets a week for my boss's chameleons, it costs about $20. We have a standing order.
How rich are you?
How many chameleons does he have!?
@@DragonFang409 yes
@@justas423 I'm poor, my boss is a literal millionaire.
@@DragonFang409 3, but they eat a ton
I like how everyone else has a little sales pitch, and Roob is just, like, « Yeah, I’m sorry for this. »
Jello: "its a cricket they are worth nothing."
Me having to buy them every week for my lizard knowing damn well that shit adds up: 😑
A diamond made from the most precious of carbon in the mountains of a faraway land
Roob: _It’s like a buck right?_
I’m seriously considering becoming a patron just to hear the other 90 minutes
Same.
Well i have no cash so i cant hear the other 90mins 😭😭😭😭
@@gonerofsavers3813 *slides a box of 125 crickets towards you* keep the change friend.
@@cybersquirrell1370 thx man (the crickets explode)....another one?
@@gonerofsavers3813 NO, those bomb crickets are expensive.
I really want a soundboard just so that I could play “I pick...BETRAYAL” when the time is right
i love how you all constructed a narrative about bigfoot in a yurt with a hitman
and then giving the hitman a giant gummy worm. and a cheeto.
Jello: "It's a cricket. They're worth nothing"
(Every cricket in Jello's fanbase unsubscribes)
All those dislikes on this video? *Those are the crickets*
2.2 boxes of crickets.
@@user-wl4ex5fd6j, how many boxes of crickets make up 1.1K
@@Doublemonk0506 5.5 boxes of crickets
@@user-wl4ex5fd6j, thank you, now I know that I can get a small loan to control a minor plauge
I love the fact that Roob gets the exact price on "Weener cleaner soap". No reason
*O_O*
*It's a trap!*
I have a friend whose uncle picked them up a weener kleener soap for christmas. It was about 10 minutes after I woke up that I got that text. That was a weird morning.
@@Goggledguy I'm kinda jealous of your friend, because I would LOVE to be able to say, without lying or joking, that I have weener cleaner soap
@@asrieldreemurr9968 My friend and his family has received some... strange gifts from their extended family over the years. Be careful what you wish for.
Oh Christ, I remember *owning* a fushigi.
You will not impress your friends with it. It's just not going to happen.
I got a glow in the dark Fushigi, where it was the glass ball with a glowing core like have an inch under the glass. The whole point of a Fushigi is it can roll and look like it’s not rolling and you can go “ooooo magic.” But the glow core on mine was off center so you could easily see it roll no matter what, so it was USELESS as an illusion trick.
@@crowsenpai5625 exactly the same thing happened to me
21:10 I want you to animate Ramsey selling me a 3 foot gummy worm.
15:51 I like the image in my head of Jello saying this
*kicks down door with a loud SLAM*
ALL RIGHT BOYS
*shoots gun into the ceiling*
*points gun at others*
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST FOR ONE BOX OF HONEY-COMB CEREAL
I need someone to animate this now
@@ItsAlwaysOct agreed
A 1/8 box of crickets
*perfect*
Roob: "How much is this island?"
Jello: "How much is a box of honey-combs cereal"
bedtime santa merman was a phrase I had hoped to never hear
THANKS
“So, you’ve found Bigfoot. Now you need to unfind him.”
It's funny how Monopoly REDEMPTION's price range is from $0 to *priceless*
gotta love how "a box of crickets" just became the running gag of this video
Me too
Ya see that box of crickets? That's his dignity after 2016.
Monopoly redemption 2
“I have a goddamn plan, we pass go and we get all the money we need Arthur, then we go round to somewhere nice, park lane or Mayfair, just one more big score and we are out of this board”
Haha Will sounds a lot like Ramsey....
*looks at credits of Epithet Erased*
... *OH*
It's gonna be impossible now for me to not imagine Ramsey showing these objects off. But trying to sell a hot cheeto that looks like gandalf is something I can imagine Ramsey doing.
I'd buy a "1 box of crickets" shirt
Jello, I would like 1 box of 1 box of crickets shirts.
This shirt cost me 1 box of crickets
“I’m not gay, but 1 box of crickets is 1 box of crickets”
Alana Studios
???
There's no way I'm watching 28 minutes of this.
*28 minutes later
Well crikey
*crickety
4 watches later
I was the 1000th like! .... thats it bye!
I love how Roob sounds like he's perpetually leaning backwards
Isn't Roob a girl?
@@wdalbright His Twitter says his pronouns are he/they
@@Sorinshuto Oh. I did not know that. Thanks for informing me.
@@wdalbright No prob 👍
Lamp wins in our hearts because he introduced the crickets.
this is really funny, also the cricket doodle is perfect
Can I get a box of elves
You could make a video and use the Patreon money to get 9500 crickets
I would literally give my house for a box of crickets that look like that
HI NOODLE
wen helo 2
The merman comes from my home town! There is a shop that just sells sexy mermaid ornaments.
what other mermaids do they have?
The idea that there is enough demand for sexy mermaid and merman ornaments to sustain that business is astounding.
Ok ok but why?
do they have an online store?
Bay Jets One word:
Florida
That woman is the single most badass person I have heard of.
She got the real life eyelander
Imagine your in a party, someone looks at your necklace, says it looks beautiful and asks what kind of rocks are those, would you dare to say what are they made from!?
Yes. When they inevitably step back, it's better to smile. As they'll see your eyes turning into a cursed void of absolute chaos.
And then when they get close to inspect it they get a big whiff of your vagina perfume
Turn and sensually whisper “nine doo doo nugget moose poop *weird* “
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even god himself:
RoOB: *THIS IS BEDTIME SANTA MERMAID*
I love this 😂
@@Silembr thanks I try
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even Lucifer himself:
Jello: I don't smell enough like pussy, here's *VULVA - Original - Real Vaginal Scent*
I feel attacked
Bedtime Santa MERMAN
I used to work in a video arcade. "Redemption" in "Monopoly - Redemption" probably means that it's a ticket redemption machine, meaning it's one of the ones you play to get tickets to redeem for shitty prizes handed out by bored teenagers with Sour Patch-encrusted fingers.
Mystery Solved
Ourobius Gasp
In all occasions I've seen, said prizes were being handed out by adults.
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And here I really was hoping it was a reference to Uncle Pennybags' redemption arc from the anime.
"Alright, guys, we know they're going to think no one can possibly top 'mysterious dominatrix with unparalleled skull access', so we're givin' 'em THIS thing right after!"
After watching Epithet Erased, whenever Will speaks I can only hear Ramsey being his appraiser self and having fun on weekends.
Love the concept, and it's hilarious to watch - only recommendation I'd make is to highlight peoples' names as they talk.
The subtitles would work great for that. Especially since everyone's initial is different, you could just do "X: [text]".
Ikr??
That's an absurd amount of work for a free video
I really wish more RUclipsrs did something like this. It's just so funny I have been rewatching this video consistently for roughly a year.
Haruhiro Grimgar same, same.
The price is right, however their sanity... It is not
Now that we’re all in quarantine, it’s the perfect excuse to make another one of these videos *JELLO*
No matter how many times I watch this, the line "This is Bedtime Santa Merman" will always throw me for a loop!
The cricket drawing is actually really cute imo
I was thinking the same thing
“Honey, why are there exactly 500 crickets on our front lawn?”
Isn't it obvious, I'm raising a cricket army
"How long did you spend counting them?"
ash_rock what do you think? I’m an expert of counting crickets
Y'all should go read Worm.
ash_rock l
“Look I got a cursed sword!”
“Lets throw it at girls!”
*cursed cat statue
Set up your yurt on your new private island, plug your plug-n-play American Idol game into your Monopoly: REDEMTPION game, and chow down on a snack of crickets and Honeycomb cereal, sipping wine from your lanyard (on the rocks, of course, with your novelty skull shaped ice cube, of course). Living the absolute life.
“First you found Bigfoot, now you need to un-find him...” 🤣
remove that emoji
I am fucking serious
Agree
@@pretendo make him, you coward
I did the math, and $100 is around 2,000 crickets. So Savvy got that random guess correct, but he got the price of the cat figurine in crickets wrong.
yea i noticed that too
So this inspired me to play this with friends and we had a blast. We found items like a golden Waluigi crucifix, a funko pop worth thousands, and lots of sex toys.
10/10 crickets
Where can I find a golden waluigi crucifix
I am also curious about the Golden Waluigi Crucifix.
"I HATE THE PRICE IS RIGHT!" -roob 5 minutes in
22.99 for 500 crickets? Petco has been ripping me off for years dammit!
time to unleash a plague
Hello young child, would you be interested in 500 crickets?
Jello: Yes please.
it’s been almost a year, still hoping for a part two
edit: still waiting
We are still waiting
still waiting
Wouldn't it be part 3 technically? Y'know cause of the extra Patreon footage.
@@Apotheosister some of us don’t have money
@@professionalwifehaver5155
That's fair I suppose, looking back it's probably considered a directors cut, not a part 2.
me: *can't guess any prise right*
Me when the poop necklace comes up: Oh yeah that's moose poop
The Ice Guns killed Lamp’s family.
That’s the real reason why he hates novelty ice cube. The ice cube skulls are his family’s skulls.
The Ice Guns... I'll never forgive them
well that just upped the value! limited edition!
She/her*
Yes because just like jello they believe ice guns kill people not people kill people.
#MassFormationPsychosis
That moment when that gag gift you got at the young age of pubescent comes up on a youtuber's channel as a price is right but with cursed items in the mix. Relatable!
Which one
was it the yurt
It was the wiener Cleaner.
@@leonmercury3732 ..was it like.. useful?
@@axatu7716 ah yes, the classic gag gift.
A yurt.
You've clearly never had a vasectomy. Trust me, you're gonna want those peas
Wish they would do more things like this specifically. I can't tell you how much I've rewatched this.
Always great content though Jello and friends! ^_^
Same. Every few weeks I watch it all the way through again
Please make this a series! Please!
Monthly! bi-monthly! Whatever works just... I need more of this!!!🤣
What's more, have guest players.
Good Lord! Over 30 likes for this comment!!
Cheer folks! Jello, I think the people have spoken. If not you... I imagine others will jump on the opportunity. The level of editing... the jury's out on that one.🤔
YAAAAAAAAAAS!!! That would be awesome! =D
The "Redemption" part of the Monopoly game's title refers to the fact that it is a redemption-type arcade game, meaning it rewards you with more tickets if you're better at playing it than others.
I find it so weird hearing Jello's actual voice compared to the one he uses for his "So This Is Basically" series.
My 8th grade bio teacher accidentally released a box of crickets in his classroom while trying to feed his bearded dragon
Contract killer
"We're in Monopoly money now?"
"*redemption*"
It's not redemption. It's what he wants redemtion for.
Dude this should be a Jackbox game
4:18 I love the lil cricket drawing
Please, for heaven and earth, do another one of these, or even just play some Jackbox together... You and your friends just have such a glorious chemistry.
Most of these items are actually worth about $2 and a couple of Chuck E. Cheese tokens.
HEy you, yeah I see you making Brutalmoose refrences
What tf kind of arcade have you been at where they're just giving out hand painted taxidermy skulls for $2
Star-Child obviously better arcades than you
@@deadly_bread You ever go to one of those arcades that are giving away a PS4 or a Switch but you don't have enough tickets to get them so you settle for the contract killer?
Eh, I’d rather go with 868 boxes of crickets.
that cursed sword description killed me LOOOOL
The only story of a cursed item where the cursed item is the least interesting part of the story.
I would love a part 2 of this. Any time I watch a Jello video, I go down a rabbit hole of more Jello that always leads here eventually. I just came from the 80+ Lemonades and the Fred videos, and here I am again
I want Jello to do this again but with NFTs.