Software Engineer vs Job Recruiter

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • Funny Take on Recruiters Calling about Job Search These Days #job #funny #programming

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  • @githinmathew2529
    @githinmathew2529 Год назад +1679

    Entry level and 20 year experience. It should not go together. They want someone with experience but don’t want to pay much. 😂

    • @aslamsean
      @aslamsean  Год назад +120

      Haha exactly. I was being sarcastic 😂😂

    • @HikaruAkitsuki
      @HikaruAkitsuki Год назад +39

      Also young. If you are in 30's right now, that's means you have coding job when you are just 10.

    • @sayanroychowdhury3325
      @sayanroychowdhury3325 Год назад +3

      ​​@@HikaruAkitsuki 😂😂😂😂

    • @styx15
      @styx15 Год назад +6

      20 years if experience on something that's been out for 10, that's the real deal.

    • @toto8665
      @toto8665 Год назад +8

      I thought this only happened in my country, job applicant for fresh graduate but with more than 2 years experiences in the same position.. i mean wtf, we are literally just graduate, only have did some part time job or sometimes not even have any experiences in job... So where and when we will get the experiences? 😭.. and even if luckily we got to the interview for the job, we still need to fight with someone whos already have someone he know in the job place.. BOOM even with many experiences or skill that you have, you will still lose against that man😭

  • @starlines07
    @starlines07 Год назад +429

    I remember companies asking for 5 years experience in React while react itself was not 5 years old 😂

    • @Raiku347
      @Raiku347 11 месяцев назад +19

      I saw the same with Android.

    • @zaxi0
      @zaxi0 11 месяцев назад +4

      I thought it was fastAPI?

    • @Stay_away_from_my_swamp_water
      @Stay_away_from_my_swamp_water 9 месяцев назад +4

      then you bullshit that in 2008 you've got tired of using js and made a framework for personal use that was later stolen by facebook, when you send it to a friend and thay published it as react.

    • @TN-cx4qi
      @TN-cx4qi 9 месяцев назад +11

      Didn’t the person who came up with Cypress have this happen to him? Cypress was 3 years old and they were looking for 5 years experience and said the person who made cypress wasn’t qualified for the position.

    • @user-qy2wf2lt6v
      @user-qy2wf2lt6v 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@TN-cx4qi When you give HR the job and the HR decides he or she knows better than the development team ....

  • @carlosl5820
    @carlosl5820 Год назад +596

    It’s fucking annoying that they require 3 years of experience for CS College Internships that pay 20 an hour.

    • @BosnianHeisenberg
      @BosnianHeisenberg Год назад +17

      Well 20$ an hour is great
      Like youre working 6 hours a day which gives you 120$ and the month without work weeks is like 22 days then its around 2.6k a month which is hella good

    • @gues.t
      @gues.t Год назад +41

      @@BosnianHeisenberg you forgot that the main point is you need 3 years of experience

    • @BosnianHeisenberg
      @BosnianHeisenberg Год назад +1

      @@gues.t Well gotta work those 3 years as an intern

    • @gues.t
      @gues.t Год назад +42

      @@BosnianHeisenberg well to become an intern in the first place, you need 3 years of experience

    • @GreatTaiwan
      @GreatTaiwan 11 месяцев назад

      What internship requires 3 years experience?

  • @davidfonseca2683
    @davidfonseca2683 Год назад +164

    Software engineering entry level requirements are seriously getting out of hand

    • @kevinwoodrobotics
      @kevinwoodrobotics 9 месяцев назад +1

      Don’t give up!

    • @angelg3642
      @angelg3642 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@kevinwoodrobotics I aint giving up but its definitely getting really demotivating.. I just wanna work and learn bro

    • @ws3046
      @ws3046 4 месяца назад +1

      Can anyone guide me on where an absolute NOOB can start learning?

    • @daniellauwerys4913
      @daniellauwerys4913 4 месяца назад

      ​@ws3046 download programming hub on the app store. I've just started a course about python.

    • @nagyzoli
      @nagyzoli 4 месяца назад +1

      Simply apply if you know at least 2 of the list. Most of them are just simple copy paste. I had seen job requirements needing PHP and Java AND python. That would be a very weird tech stack, as in case of web development, all of those accomplish the same thing. So why mix?

  • @cubondemais
    @cubondemais Год назад +359

    That's not a job position, that's a whole IT department

    • @user2C47
      @user2C47 11 месяцев назад +6

      Nope. That's a full stack developer.

    • @fedex602
      @fedex602 10 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @calvinmarcellino6849
      @calvinmarcellino6849 6 месяцев назад

      Full stuck developee

    • @SuperBg234
      @SuperBg234 3 месяца назад +1

      true
      sometimes I tell myself if i know all these languagues I can open my own company or work as freelancer

  • @MagiRaz
    @MagiRaz Год назад +169

    "We're looking for someone young-"
    "annnnnnnnnd lawsuit. Have a nice day."

  • @ZAR556
    @ZAR556 Год назад +14

    Same vibe as,,
    "most teacher only good in 1 subject but expecting all students to excellence in all subjects."

  • @maxcohen13
    @maxcohen13 Год назад +54

    If you find anyone looking to employ and they insist on someone "young," start licking your chops as you notify your lawyer. 😅

    • @SharkAcademy
      @SharkAcademy Год назад +1

      Young is relative, some people consider someone in their 40s still young

    • @maxcohen13
      @maxcohen13 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@SharkAcademy It's illegal to hire anyone based on their age, regardless of what you consider young.

    • @nagyzoli
      @nagyzoli 4 месяца назад

      @@maxcohen13 Depends on the country. Where I live, nothing prevents setting an age limit.

  • @anshumanshukla5314
    @anshumanshukla5314 Год назад +76

    As soon as I heard that teams call sound , i checked my laptop too😂

  • @plague_msi
    @plague_msi 10 месяцев назад +30

    When they offer a junior level position but want you to have 10 years experience

  • @mr.k8660
    @mr.k8660 Год назад +46

    They want people who have learned programming since childhood

    • @takatamiyagawa5688
      @takatamiyagawa5688 10 месяцев назад

      I don't mean to entertain these nonsense job requirements, but I learned just a bit of HTML when I was 11, and that was over 20 years ago.

    • @mr.k8660
      @mr.k8660 10 месяцев назад

      @@takatamiyagawa5688 well that's a w

    • @dracofaad
      @dracofaad 5 месяцев назад

      I learned C# and Java at 10 years old

    • @mr.k8660
      @mr.k8660 5 месяцев назад

      @@dracofaad W

    • @user-sw1gj6gx1p
      @user-sw1gj6gx1p 10 дней назад

      Lol I learn game dev when I was 12 and then web dev at 14 and now data science and ML at 19 and still worries

  • @ThanHtutZaw3
    @ThanHtutZaw3 7 месяцев назад +9

    they love "experience" word

  • @saisupreeth9615
    @saisupreeth9615 4 месяца назад +4

    20 yrs experience is personal 😂

  • @iceguy9723
    @iceguy9723 10 месяцев назад +22

    I had a recruiter scream at me because I asked the salary.

  • @priyadhandapani5076
    @priyadhandapani5076 Год назад +134

    I have always wondered if most of us are getting rejected then Who is meeting those unrealistic expectations? 😅😂

    • @SayNoobB4ULeave
      @SayNoobB4ULeave Год назад +48

      people smart enough to lie.

    • @starlines07
      @starlines07 Год назад +8

      People who dont know any of these and willing to settle for less pay...

    • @jacknguyen5220
      @jacknguyen5220 Год назад +7

      People who lie.

    • @kevinjohannesen6094
      @kevinjohannesen6094 11 месяцев назад +8

      Either someone the recruiter knows personally or someone that lies

    • @Drety6
      @Drety6 10 месяцев назад +4

      Usually positions filled by referrals, this intended to weedv out/legal obligations

  • @glaivx3821
    @glaivx3821 Год назад +18

    Software Engineer will be the next art major in the future no one wants to hire a damn entry level it’s ridiculous.

  • @rahul00708
    @rahul00708 10 месяцев назад +13

    We should troll recruiters more often coz they ask years of experience for an entry lvl

  • @jlll1015
    @jlll1015 Год назад +4

    Entry level 20 year experience 😂😂😂

  • @swapnilgangate
    @swapnilgangate 5 месяцев назад +4

    Entry level developer with atleast 20 year experience 😂😂😂

  • @theheroofthevirgins1487
    @theheroofthevirgins1487 Год назад +6

    2030 Entering level you need to be a CEO before we can hire you 💀

    • @VargasFamTravels
      @VargasFamTravels 2 месяца назад

      No bs I have a project in mind where it's possible but makes sense. Just gotta have that ceo energy and that's what they want. a jack of all trade. I think the fact is we undersell ourselves because too many lack that natural conversation and are intimidated by Negotiations.

  • @curiousGoyangi
    @curiousGoyangi Год назад +5

    Entry level salary, but demands you to have 20 years of experience 😂😂😂

  • @crj1249
    @crj1249 5 месяцев назад +3

    All those languages, notice he didint mention any of the C fam

  • @MillionTube
    @MillionTube Год назад +7

    I agree I use to be a data analysis and most job don't want someone with 3 years experience they want aleast 5 years or more but they don't paid much.

    • @craigtyler3189
      @craigtyler3189 Год назад +2

      Dude I got hired on as a help desk analysis at DXC which turned out to be a hybrid data analysis role as well got paid barley 42k. Job was boring af

  • @bismarkasante499
    @bismarkasante499 Год назад +28

    This I can relate to 😂

    • @aslamsean
      @aslamsean  Год назад +1

      Glad to hear that 😀

  • @masoudveis3674
    @masoudveis3674 5 месяцев назад +1

    I had a interview with some company that they want a full stack developer and Seo expert with entry salary

  • @Shelfighter
    @Shelfighter 9 месяцев назад +1

    anyone else been noticing a lot more, the unrealistic requirements for certain positions with pay ranges? Seems really absurd for some of them

  • @Heez9
    @Heez9 Год назад +2

    😂😂😂😂 cracked me up cuz its 100% true

  • @emetiny
    @emetiny 11 месяцев назад +3

    I think they are calculating it as the college/university years included

    • @aslamsean
      @aslamsean  11 месяцев назад

      work experience 😆

  • @milanaagola3841
    @milanaagola3841 Год назад +2

    Hahha .... Energetic after 20 yrs of exp. ...!!! 😊

  • @cip0llo
    @cip0llo Год назад +1

    One time i saw a poster of a company where i live that sayed: " now hiring Developers..." and in the same frase there was written: "... 20+ years of experience... " they were offering entry level pay

  • @BlockImmigrants
    @BlockImmigrants 11 месяцев назад +2

    Job interviews be like: You must have 30years of experience to work here and get paid 10$ per month

  • @andrevg1927
    @andrevg1927 Год назад +4

    Haha it's sad because it's true. I thought this type of thing happens only here in brazil. 😂😂😂

  • @Stopinvadingmyhardware
    @Stopinvadingmyhardware Год назад +1

    20 years is team leadership status. You shouldn’t even be touching a keyboard at that point.

  • @southasianbrat3878
    @southasianbrat3878 Год назад +3

    They say young and 20 years of experience, are they expecting us to learn programming just after getting birth 😂

  • @badcompany1318
    @badcompany1318 Год назад +1

    I once saw an internship offer which required 3 years of experience

  • @tawhidkhondakar731
    @tawhidkhondakar731 Год назад +1

    Made me a bit emotional! 😞
    Gone through a lot of trouble in job interviews at entry level because of not having enough experience

    • @aslamsean
      @aslamsean  Год назад +2

      Don’t worry. You will find it eventually!

    • @shamshadahmed87
      @shamshadahmed87 Год назад +1

      ​@@aslamseanany tips about how?

    • @marquaviouschester6947
      @marquaviouschester6947 3 месяца назад

      same. im currently going through depression because im stuck in this dumbass limbo. i cant predict my future, but if these assbrain recruiters dont get their heads out of their asses anytime soon, ...idk

  • @justACasualProgrammer
    @justACasualProgrammer Год назад +1

    young + entry level + 20 years xp
    companies these days are entirely detached from reality.

  • @code.cracking
    @code.cracking Год назад +7

    To the extent they want you to turn dust into gold, and offer you pennies

  • @CC-nz2oc
    @CC-nz2oc Год назад +8

    So that he is young and that he has 20 years of practice 😂

    • @aslamsean
      @aslamsean  Год назад +5

      Exactly 🤣 they want the experience for beginner level salary

    • @phongtranquoc7557
      @phongtranquoc7557 Год назад +5

      😂 dudes already coding in mothers womb

    • @Gabriel-xq6tn
      @Gabriel-xq6tn 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@aslamseanthis one makes sense

  • @douglassequeira5419
    @douglassequeira5419 Год назад

    Lol this is hiw job searching as a recent grad from Architecture school is like with the job requirements. Get this they wanted 10+ years of experience on a new Design program that had just been on the market for 3 years, and you needed to know photoshop, 3D max, Cad, Premiere, aftereffects, rhino, form-z, model maker, pretty much a whole entire movie production writer, creator, photographer, composer, director for an Internship position that would pay you $16 an hour. This was back in 2008 when finding a job the Architectural field was nearly impossible because of the housing bubble. So yea.........

  • @johndoeee888
    @johndoeee888 27 дней назад

    Lol that me currently. Applying for entry but they want 5+ years haha

  • @emmanuelonwoh4696
    @emmanuelonwoh4696 11 месяцев назад +1

    He looks like danesh in silicon valley

  • @HaroonCodes
    @HaroonCodes Год назад +1

    Boss....I love your videos.
    Pls keep posting regularly

  • @pro_gammerd.k.-ed4hj
    @pro_gammerd.k.-ed4hj Год назад +3

    😂Happened to me last day. I thought he was a kid😅

  • @jarionscarlight
    @jarionscarlight Год назад +36

    Tech companies in the Philippines be like

    • @HikaruAkitsuki
      @HikaruAkitsuki Год назад +2

      No pare. Your salary will just automatically lock on 50,000 pesos or 1000 dollars. So don't look web project here.

  • @absolutewisp
    @absolutewisp Год назад +4

    Gotta love 20 required years of experience with kubernetes, which came out 8 years ago

  • @VermouTx
    @VermouTx Год назад +1

    "I'm 23 y.o. Yeah I have this exp".

  • @greentomato9829
    @greentomato9829 9 месяцев назад

    The exact same thing with these wild internships "be proficient in 6 languages, by the way this is unpaid"

  • @Learningtoai
    @Learningtoai Год назад +1

    why is this so true. 😅 I have been trying to get a job for myself to be able to pay my university fees but most of the jobs i look for have a huge list of skills and languages you need to know and also they need years of experience for just an entry-level job for a low salary like what should i even do? I have the skills but how can i have experience if every job needs years of experience

  • @johndonald3566
    @johndonald3566 10 месяцев назад +1

    And 2 moon landings

  • @jefriaritambunan2796
    @jefriaritambunan2796 Год назад

    This is also happening too in Indonesia, many job for software developer requires a ton of skills. Almost impossible to apply the job..

  • @vijaywarke8529
    @vijaywarke8529 11 месяцев назад +1

    Indirectly you want an IT department in one man

  • @Hudalifestyle1
    @Hudalifestyle1 Год назад +1

    20 year of experience lol

  • @sudpsilwal
    @sudpsilwal 9 месяцев назад

    Bro you can rotate video to show the perspective from left side to right side and may change backgrounds to make your content more appealing :)

  • @Lp-ze1tg
    @Lp-ze1tg 7 месяцев назад

    Recently I saw a job listing at local job site.
    New graduate no experience required -- system administrator.
    Salary: min pay.
    At first, I thought it was a joke. Min pay is what most coffee shops paying. No offence.

  • @Rayan1Mt
    @Rayan1Mt 9 месяцев назад

    The crucial thing he needs him entry level 💀

  • @inferens
    @inferens 7 месяцев назад +2

    20 years of experience, but you are 18

  • @Light13378
    @Light13378 11 месяцев назад +3

    IF this was requirements I will be homeless

  • @KaramAlayan
    @KaramAlayan 3 месяца назад

    20 years of experience in 5 of those fields is 100 years so they want an ancient mummy to do the job

  • @headlessnoob4148
    @headlessnoob4148 10 месяцев назад +1

    Young, entry level, 20 years experience.
    Those do not make a good combination...

  • @iceguy9723
    @iceguy9723 10 месяцев назад +1

    Other favorite: Why is there a year gap?
    Me: A worldwide pandemic
    Recruiter: But why the gap?
    Me: COVID
    Recruiter: We can't place you. Don't call again.
    Me: You called me (and I fit the job description perfectly)
    Recruiter hangs up

    • @angelg3642
      @angelg3642 6 месяцев назад

      2 weeks ago I applied to a company in which I straight up covered all their requirements and the HR lady told me I was the absolute perfect candidate. She told me she was very enthusiastic about me working in their company and that I should expect a second interview invite in the day after....
      Almost a week later and she emailed me that her team changed their mind and they wanted someone with more work experience 🤦‍♂️.
      I have nearly 2 years of work experience in the field and with all respect none of their requirements needed anything more than 2 years to master. WTF IS HAPPENING

  • @shade4246
    @shade4246 9 месяцев назад +1

    Brooh this is reality 😂😂😂😂😂😂, there are lots of absurdly stupid positions who wants to pay mid level but wants you to be a able to write on assembly FPGA be familiar with C/C++/Java from your birth date and have masters at some Stanford shit

  • @myclemushie9557
    @myclemushie9557 Год назад +2

    Lol had a call like this last week said the same.

  • @battlegun1000
    @battlegun1000 9 месяцев назад +1

    here i see it all the time every where u need 2 or more experience so most junior cant get a job becous they dont have the experiens

  • @karendillehay7778
    @karendillehay7778 Год назад +3

    The accuracy

  • @NguyenDung-tc7zr
    @NguyenDung-tc7zr Год назад +2

    Hilarious, good content 😂😂😂

  • @laithal-oudat1208
    @laithal-oudat1208 11 месяцев назад +2

    I think you should took this opportunity, i am sure they pay 200$ per hour

  • @imad1996
    @imad1996 Год назад +2

    Saying young is age discrimination and is illigal in many countries.

  • @user-gy6lf7gw6u
    @user-gy6lf7gw6u Год назад +1

    Young , entry level and 20 years experience? Bro had to start programming before he even borned 💀💀💀

  • @artlover3185
    @artlover3185 9 месяцев назад

    I guess he applied for the ceo😂

  • @revamp2245
    @revamp2245 Год назад +1

    This is what happens when you give overgrown kids all the best toys ..

  • @leekuncoins6347
    @leekuncoins6347 Год назад

    Entry level 20 years, senior would be at least 200-250 years, professional up-to 300years+ exp, We should take immortal pill

  • @factorial2323
    @factorial2323 9 месяцев назад +2

    you should know everything but work for us :)

  • @radiosparrow851
    @radiosparrow851 4 месяца назад

    same in australia, entry level, at least 3 years experience. 90% jobs require c#, .net and microsoft stuff. while it's full linux, zero ms in university of queensland, there is no such course.
    i have no idea how this whole education-business eco-system works like this in a "proud developed country".

  • @NotTheHeroStudios
    @NotTheHeroStudios Год назад +2

    I had a recruiter have me set up a meeting, change it on my last minute, and I couldn't take it because I was at my part time job I'm at to pay bills for now.
    He ghosts me, the position gets filled and like 8 days later the position pops back up and he hasn't left me alone

    • @aslamsean
      @aslamsean  Год назад +2

      Yeah they do that a lot cancel last minute or ghost you. They are mainly after their commission 😂

  • @zetplayer
    @zetplayer Год назад

    „young with 20 years of experience” 💀

  • @laneW612
    @laneW612 11 месяцев назад

    dang.. the experience required is older than the applicant 😂

  • @amirhassan8271
    @amirhassan8271 11 месяцев назад +1

    They need born-ready Developer guy.

  • @EbonyPthatsme
    @EbonyPthatsme 9 месяцев назад

    why is this sooo true!!! LOL sad but true!

  • @mprogano
    @mprogano 10 месяцев назад

    Idk why but I wanted you to mirror (so facing right) the interviewer so when you switch between your characters I can think less

  • @cirtey29
    @cirtey29 10 месяцев назад

    He forgot to add the 'soft skills' requirements.

  • @Abraham_writes_random_code
    @Abraham_writes_random_code 8 месяцев назад

    The perfect loop doesn't exi-wow

  • @the_ciphers_eye6822
    @the_ciphers_eye6822 Год назад

    Meanwhile my university: Best we can do is teach you C++ and Java

    • @antarcticSnowflake
      @antarcticSnowflake Год назад +2

      My university: this is our java course. Teach all yourself, see u at exam..

  • @ShoukuKomi__
    @ShoukuKomi__ Год назад

    Looking for an "Young and Entry Level" yet with "20yrs experience"... you know the recruiter dont want you there

  • @unstech7902
    @unstech7902 Год назад

    This is the reality of current job requirements

  • @Samuels_nkem
    @Samuels_nkem 9 месяцев назад

    Young, energetic, entry level developer, has at least 20yrs of experience and young.😂

  • @zhihangzhou7141
    @zhihangzhou7141 Год назад

    Also good at machine learning and know c++ better than chatGPT😂

  • @ashish0120.1
    @ashish0120.1 10 месяцев назад +1

    Based on real events 😅

  • @manikantatatvamasi7804
    @manikantatatvamasi7804 6 месяцев назад

    AIML with 8 years experience. Lol

  • @pynimp
    @pynimp 7 месяцев назад

    20YE 😂

  • @MohammedNizlan-2328
    @MohammedNizlan-2328 Год назад

    young
    but 20 years experience😂😂

  • @nobel87able
    @nobel87able Год назад

    20 years and young... I think i should send my just-graduate-from-kindergarten 6 years old daughter to those kids programing class. They make sense now...

  • @schmidvid
    @schmidvid 9 месяцев назад

    That teams sound made my heart stop

  • @jeremyisjeremymartin
    @jeremyisjeremymartin Год назад

    Then there’s also the 5-10 yrs experience for a technology or language or framework that was just released a year or two ago 😅

  • @yuriish7570
    @yuriish7570 11 месяцев назад

    Oh yeah, and you should have “stellar communication skills” for any role, even if your position is 99% manual job

  • @faaiiisssaal
    @faaiiisssaal Год назад

    Ah my country like that
    Min 1 years, but a lot of requirement Web+Mobile+Database

  • @12Burton24
    @12Burton24 Год назад

    20years experience but max 25 years old. 😂

  • @13DarkForce
    @13DarkForce 11 месяцев назад

    Never understood that. How can "entry level" require any experience ? If it does, it's not entry level

  • @quranshorts370
    @quranshorts370 10 месяцев назад

    Young , 20 year experience💀

  • @rimawithiante862
    @rimawithiante862 10 месяцев назад +1

    Someone young with 20years experience 😂