@@teeejj_ there was a little reaching, but let’s be honest after hank beat him up he was all about vengeance, forced Walt to pull him back in the game, started stealing product, and messed up the relationship with Gus over 2 dealers that could’ve been taken care of by Gus himself. Everything else bad that happened to Jesse could’ve been avoided if he would’ve stayed out the way after the Hank incident let’s be honest.
Maybe it was a reach but let’s not act like Jesse was acting like a straight brat after the incident with hank. Practically forced Walt to put him back in the game, everything bad came after that.
@nothingspecial4240 This is a great idea, this scene revealed a lot about Hector Salamanca as a character. Especially after it is revealed how much he went through in Better Call Saul. The cinematic clearing of his bowels in this masterclass of a scene made it clear that Hector no longer has any s*%t left to give. Vravo Bince.
@@el.bokeron i meant that they believe he thinks like that. His other videos were a little (and I mean a little) more obvious than this one so no one acted like he was genuine in the comments.but in this one I have seen two or three actually angry comments.
14:41 Snow...the bears in the snow is the cherry you can usually stop at. Lol I love his summer cold complaint, due to the contrast that, I loved covering myself in surface sand on the beach in New York, since the cold is absolutely horrible and those summer breaks were great!
As soon as you called Jesse the drink i imagined his voice singing the song and boom “lets take a look at how kobyshinobi approaches this using the great Japanese fable…” i woke up the whole house laughing, why isn’t more of the world like this?
Nobody ever remembers that Holly manipulated Walt into creating "Heisenberg" and forced him to cook in the first place. Before Walt suddenly realizes he likes it.
Agree, I'm sick of hearing the "Jesse was so good and innocent, but Evil Walter manipulated and corrupted him" nonsense narrative. If anything, Jesse didn’t deserve a father figure like Walt. Walt repeatedly saved Jesse, often at the risk of his own life, and yet Jesse thanked him by constantly betraying him. Walt even gave Jesse all his life savings to buy the RV, but Jesse wasted the money in a strip club instead. If Walt hadn’t intervened, Crazy-8 would’ve framed Jesse, and he likely would’ve died. Walt saved Jesse a second time in the desert by tricking Krazy-8 and Emilio. And how did Jesse thank him? By ignoring Walt’s simple advice to buy plastic, which caused the bathtub to collapse. Walt also tried to keep Jesse out of drugs. He even rescued him from a crack house. And Jesse thanked him by trying to pay his gas bill with meth, which led Hank to investigate the RV. Walt then saved him again by tricking Hank. Jesse, failing to realize that Hank beating him up was his own mistake, thanked Walt by blaming him and blackmailing him into snitching. Walt brings Jesse into the lab, and Jesse thanks him by stealing meth and unnecessarily risking their lives. Walt later saves Jesse from two gangbangers, which puts him at odds with Gus. And what does Jesse do next? Walter was the best thing in Jesse's life, but sadly, Jesse chose to thank him by constantly betraying him.
I hate that every other thing he says actually makes sense and then is followed up with the most nonsensical shit I've ever heard. It took me a whole ass 2 minutes to figure out this was satire and I STILL had to check the comments to make sure
The amount of people riding jesse's sack is so unbecoming. Dude was literally a liability with Walt ALWAYS having to clean up after him. When he betrayed walt, he ultimately lost....yet walt is still the villain for outsmarting jesse....
Wow after watching the entire video, ive had an epiphany. The ending, Jesse's song, hes singing about the male member. Fallacies or is he singing phalluses??
Always had a problem with "ahh, WIRE!" - in the words of Dr George Berkeley, much like his famous "tree falls in the forest" question - if a man uses meth, but isn't stealing catalytic converters or stripping houses for copper wiring, *is he really a meth-head?"*
I just wisht the video went more into Walters Chritsographic symbology. As Jesus was a union of God and Man Walter was a union between Dr. Heisenberg and Mr. White. Jesus's blood was said to wash one's sins _white_ as snow and Jesus was said to have walked on Water. Walter just being Water with the letter L added! L, of course stand for liters, the scientific unit of measurement that is so important to chemistry! Like Jesus Walter died for the sins of the undeserving ( Hank, Skyler, Jessie, Brock, etc.) If Walter is truly supposed to stand in for Jesus, as he so clearly is, then what is Jesus best known for? Returning from the dead! Is it possible Waler will return to life through the power of Chemistry? Possibly in Anastasia: A Breaking Bad Story? I suppose we can't possibly know. We just have to have faith.
A better video would have been how every character was socially engineered by circumstance to become their shadows, jesse did not deserve all of it especially after the kids death.
W take but the other reason for jesses behaviour is because he values life a lot more than Walter. He would not even harm a cockroach but hes forced to hurt others. Children for him need to be protected at all cost.
The former represents Pinkman's treachery, where in the allegory Pinkman is the bourgeoisie rober baron and Walter White is the helpless working class proletariat. The latter represents how Pinkman is a liar.
God tier shitposting. Absolute cinema.
He had a few good points i gotta say, but definitely shit posting for sure lmao
@@teeejj_ there was a little reaching, but let’s be honest after hank beat him up he was all about vengeance, forced Walt to pull him back in the game, started stealing product, and messed up the relationship with Gus over 2 dealers that could’ve been taken care of by Gus himself. Everything else bad that happened to Jesse could’ve been avoided if he would’ve stayed out the way after the Hank incident let’s be honest.
@@Im_Not_Tobey Except it wasn't a father son relationship, it was abuser abusee
IMMEDIATELY comparing Jesse to Judas and by extension, Walt as Jesus is CRAZY.
😹😹😹
People use the word "Judas" as a term for someone who stabs you in the back
Literally only in the sense of betrayal. Its a fair comparison
I mean, he did grew a beard ,like Jesus and sacrificed himself for those who betrayed him (like Jesus)
Maybe it was a reach but let’s not act like Jesse was acting like a straight brat after the incident with hank. Practically forced Walt to put him back in the game, everything bad came after that.
is this walt's burner account?
Mental gymnastics so crazy you could win a gold medal several times over in the Olympics.
Of course walt would see himself as jesus
It either Todd’s or Uncle Jack’s
"The hidden meaning behind Hector shitting himself" just throwing it out there
I think that was a intentional powerplay unironically
he'd rather deal with shit in his pants than dealing with the dea asking him questions lmao
@@fishperson5390 I mean... Narratively it is
I think it was pretty straight forward 😂
@nothingspecial4240 This is a great idea, this scene revealed a lot about Hector Salamanca as a character.
Especially after it is revealed how much he went through in Better Call Saul.
The cinematic clearing of his bowels in this masterclass of a scene made it clear that Hector no longer has any s*%t left to give.
Vravo Bince.
His satire is so good that it has transcended and now mfers believe in it. which is, so funny to me . Keep the good work man
*which
@@lilhoptherapper123 sorry for the wizarding there
People have been thinking that way since the show came out in 2008, he just made a joke about the whole situation 💀
@@el.bokeron i meant that they believe he thinks like that. His other videos were a little (and I mean a little) more obvious than this one so no one acted like he was genuine in the comments.but in this one I have seen two or three actually angry comments.
😂😂@@xuxacachachera7775
Totally agree, he just wasn’t based and red pilled enough
He took every pill except that one.
HOW? HE LITERALLY HEILED
This video is made by Walter White
Next: Why Hank Schrader is not a good person
I mean.. I feel like there could be a compelling argument in some aspects
This is unironically true
I mean, he was willing to let Walt kill Jesse if it meant he could capture Walt
I mean, Hank is pretty racist. I don’t think anyone in Breaking Bad is a genuinely good person
It’s those god damn minerals
I knew jesse was a horrible monster when he decided he wanted to leave mr white
I call him Jesse Blueman, because of how blue pilled he is
True and real
Should've been called Jesse Purpleman. Purple is a cooler color
No because then Marie would have slept with him and it would have took the show in a different direction
@inviktus1983 UnBravo, Vince
he couldn't, some guy on some other job is Jesse Purpleman, he's Jesse Pinkman
but he doesn't kill kids, he keeps them safe...
Purple guy? Fnaf reference incoming
Sefuss can't keep getting away with it, he just can't keep getting away with this 😭
(great video btw)
"He has a low opinion of him just like most fathers have in this age." Dang, that hit hard
The blackmail section was god tier pseudo-intellectual shitposting, hilarious video
“jesse turns to drugs, like the junkie loser he is” as i’m packing da bowl😅
Next Video: Why Gus Fring is an underrated Hero
@@jankyshoulders now this is based
Why did “Jesse’s fat friend combo” make me laugh so hard
Fat is funny
I don’t know if he deserved all of it, but he definitely brought it on himself.
Next up : Why the penguin is a great role model
Next: Why Nacho's dad is worst person in Breaking Bad universe
It follows 🤷♂️
So glad for this excellent take.
I am ashamed it took until 6:25 for me to be like, "Hey, wait a minute", check the comments, and then realize this video is a joke lmfaoooooo
This is exactly how 2012 - 2018 felt
3:11 that's just physically hurted me, bravo
“Neglected redheaded child” its the little touches like this that lets your audience know that these videos are serious. Bravo
Next vid: Howard Hamlin deserved it.
JESSE CAN'T KEEPING AWAY WITH IT
Next up on Sefuss: "Breaking bad: Why walter never sold meth"
Followed by "Breaking Bad: Why the Salamanca Twins never killed anyone"
1:36 “Yeah sometimes jesse does show small signs of intelligence, like getting rid of reddit users like Gale” 😂😂😂
S tier shitpost. Very well done.
The overlay of Walt and Jesse fighting with each other to the Judas/Jesus illustration was just beautiful. A+ work my friend.
Jessr pinkr is the monster for asking walt to gokarting with him
Go Karting is diabolical
@@Sefuss my dad got ran over with a ho kart.
@@somedorkydude6483 my grandma got run over by a reindeer
Shitpost essays are my favourite thing now
14:41 Snow...the bears in the snow is the cherry you can usually stop at.
Lol I love his summer cold complaint, due to the contrast that, I loved covering myself in surface sand on the beach in New York, since the cold is absolutely horrible and those summer breaks were great!
This is becoming my favorite YT channel
I really thought this video was serious until I heard the words "KanYe West, the Great American...Philosopher" in the same sentence 😂😂😂
Walt paid for this to be made 💀💀
No matter how obvious a troll is, there will always be people who fall for it
Having Jesse play Sonic '06 proves undoubtedly that it's the greatest game of all time.
As soon as you called Jesse the drink i imagined his voice singing the song and boom “lets take a look at how kobyshinobi approaches this using the great Japanese fable…” i woke up the whole house laughing, why isn’t more of the world like this?
Alaska may be cold, but it's badass at the same time.
next video why holly white is a bad person
Who is Holly? Are you talking about Walt Threenior?
Nobody ever remembers that Holly manipulated Walt into creating "Heisenberg" and forced him to cook in the first place. Before Walt suddenly realizes he likes it.
Griffith Lawyer doing overtimes again
Agree, I'm sick of hearing the "Jesse was so good and innocent, but Evil Walter manipulated and corrupted him" nonsense narrative.
If anything, Jesse didn’t deserve a father figure like Walt. Walt repeatedly saved Jesse, often at the risk of his own life, and yet Jesse thanked him by constantly betraying him.
Walt even gave Jesse all his life savings to buy the RV, but Jesse wasted the money in a strip club instead.
If Walt hadn’t intervened, Crazy-8 would’ve framed Jesse, and he likely would’ve died.
Walt saved Jesse a second time in the desert by tricking Krazy-8 and Emilio. And how did Jesse thank him? By ignoring Walt’s simple advice to buy plastic, which caused the bathtub to collapse.
Walt also tried to keep Jesse out of drugs. He even rescued him from a crack house. And Jesse thanked him by trying to pay his gas bill with meth, which led Hank to investigate the RV. Walt then saved him again by tricking Hank.
Jesse, failing to realize that Hank beating him up was his own mistake, thanked Walt by blaming him and blackmailing him into snitching.
Walt brings Jesse into the lab, and Jesse thanks him by stealing meth and unnecessarily risking their lives.
Walt later saves Jesse from two gangbangers, which puts him at odds with Gus. And what does Jesse do next?
Walter was the best thing in Jesse's life, but sadly, Jesse chose to thank him by constantly betraying him.
5:52 i thibk its because jesses basically a son walter never had
this is the moment jesse became kendrick lamar
I mean my first thought was what did Jessie do that was so bad he becomes Todds slave...
This gotta be satire, It has to be
Got me wondering at 2:00 and the sonicu at 3:11 sold it
I wasn’t sure if this was the “Walter did nothing wrong” video guy and was hoping it was. We are so back
I genuinely broke out in a coughing fit when he played The Drink, truly one of the greatest videos ever made.
I hate that every other thing he says actually makes sense and then is followed up with the most nonsensical shit I've ever heard. It took me a whole ass 2 minutes to figure out this was satire and I STILL had to check the comments to make sure
The amount of people riding jesse's sack is so unbecoming. Dude was literally a liability with Walt ALWAYS having to clean up after him. When he betrayed walt, he ultimately lost....yet walt is still the villain for outsmarting jesse....
Jesse pissed me off when he wanted to be so rich, and then throws it all away literally to strangers while he's driving by their houses.
You had me for a second before I realized you were the same guy who made the skylar video lol, 10/10 god tier rage bait, keep it up
The best shitposts are the ones that get you questioning weather or not it’s a shitpost
Then this isn't one of the best lol
Wow after watching the entire video, ive had an epiphany. The ending, Jesse's song, hes singing about the male member. Fallacies or is he singing phalluses??
This feels emotionally charged and cherry picked 💀
The threequel we never knew we needed😎
Holly, Walt Threenior
3:10 IS THAT SONICHU
Jesse got off too easy
Always had a problem with "ahh, WIRE!" - in the words of Dr George Berkeley, much like his famous "tree falls in the forest" question - if a man uses meth, but isn't stealing catalytic converters or stripping houses for copper wiring, *is he really a meth-head?"*
This video was personally made by Hank Schrader on his way to Jesse's house.
make a 20 minute analysis of the get “get me a beer woman” moment from young sheldon
I just wisht the video went more into Walters Chritsographic symbology.
As Jesus was a union of God and Man Walter was a union between Dr. Heisenberg and Mr. White.
Jesus's blood was said to wash one's sins _white_ as snow and Jesus was said to have walked on Water. Walter just being Water with the letter L added! L, of course stand for liters, the scientific unit of measurement that is so important to chemistry! Like Jesus Walter died for the sins of the undeserving ( Hank, Skyler, Jessie, Brock, etc.)
If Walter is truly supposed to stand in for Jesus, as he so clearly is, then what is Jesus best known for?
Returning from the dead!
Is it possible Waler will return to life through the power of Chemistry? Possibly in Anastasia: A Breaking Bad Story? I suppose we can't possibly know. We just have to have faith.
this was a really nice troll right here very entertaining
Next video - Why Flinn needed to man tf up!
I love this subversion of the video essay it reminds me of how the onion subverted the news.
A better video would have been how every character was socially engineered by circumstance to become their shadows, jesse did not deserve all of it especially after the kids death.
now this is what I call a video essay title
next vid: why jane is the LUCKIEST character of breaking bad
Next video: Why Tuco Salamanca is the most noble person in the Breaking Bad universe
good video. actually laughed.
lmfao i love how people might think you're not talking completely out of your ass out of context
Oh its bait. I was going to say what an insanely deranged take.
Jesse deserved his slavery btw
W take but the other reason for jesses behaviour is because he values life a lot more than Walter. He would not even harm a cockroach but hes forced to hurt others. Children for him need to be protected at all cost.
Nice video, Walt
This is peak, bravo. If you didn't wink I'd buy you're serious.
God tier work.
No fucking way they referenced The Drink
I was going to sleep while listening to this and didn’t realize it’s satire until he said blackmail doesn’t exist and called Ye a philosopher lmao
The drink joke made me die
The Return of The King (2003)
Excellent video
5:57 tf?
Holy fucking shit we are in post irony
Had me in the first half ngl
3:10 Thats all you need to see from this video guys
Walt would thumbs up this video but he's dead.
I completely agree, all these favcs were checked by true American patriots
His last name, "Pinkman", is a subtle nod to the Pinkerton Agency and their brutality against organized labor. He is also, notably, not a pink man.
The former represents Pinkman's treachery, where in the allegory Pinkman is the bourgeoisie rober baron and Walter White is the helpless working class proletariat.
The latter represents how Pinkman is a liar.
This transcends irony
10/10 ragebait
I love this guy so god damn much.
Jesse is a clear victim to Walter's manipulation. But I could never really cheer for him. Dude was annoyingly dumb
Most honest pro-Walt post :
Had me for a minute there
Jesse had a pretty gay relationship with Walt
Crazy one to drop
Why is everyone so mad? Truth hurts, yo.
dude this is totally gabetastic!
I never forgave him for taking out Gale