I raised my son on a farm and I taught him as a toddler to carry a stick with him at all times. We owned approximately 200 birds from ostriches to fighting roosters. One day a rooster tried to flog my son and I actually had to go save my rooster. After that when my son came out of the house that rooster would run and stand beside me 😅
When I was about 4, I forgot my Buford Pusser schitt stick going into our pasture one morning. Our huge Rhode Island Red rooster attacked me almost instantly and spurred me through my upper lip, sinking his spur almost 1/2" into the gum. I believe he was going for my eyes, but missed due to me falling backward over a cast-iron wash pot we used for boiling water when plucking our yearly fryer crop. We had him with dumplings the next day.
That rooster was like, "you want this smoke!!!"
Rooster: "I want all smoke that you have, bitch!"
Roaster be like u know where u at niggi😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@navmNavm-nc2yzShe had her running shoes on and everything.Not clown shoes running shoes.😅
"Nah, where you going? You was talking all that shit"🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Judging from your Grammer, I bet you are colored
She double checked her route to make sure it was clear, she knew what was coming 😂
А собакен слился подальше.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's right! Last thing you need is to turn around to make a dash for it.... and there's a doggy hampering your escape. I hate that! 😂🇬🇧
The rooster was coming
So did the dog😂
When even the dog disappears you know you are in trouble.
You know that that rooster is a descendant of velociraptor
Not just a descendant, that bird and all birds are actual dinosaurs
T. rex actually :)
@@Wott786 that’s a lie
@Shadow-fj9qp theyre not dinosaurs you idiot their chickens
@RUS38 bro knows nothing about Evolution.
i like how the rooster doesn't come in the house. Its like you respect my boundaries and will respect yours.
She was kinda asking for it tho😂
I need an exercise chicken.
@CRWB814 "asking"??? That chick was DEMANDING the rooster's attention🎉😂❤
She is playing along
@@thenigerianprince70well I thought she is playing along. I don’t think she is actually scared
ahahahahahhahha
The rooster definitely understood the game 😂😂😂😂
he knows to handel women
And it kicked dust up like a charger lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hhh..عرف انها تعي ماتريد. مع حرارتها مرتفعة. hhh❤❤❤😂😂🎉🎉
I don't think that he was playing lol.
Δεν ήξερε τίποτα.
Dog said I want no parts in this. 😂😂😂😂 left you high and dry 😂😂😂😂
Last week never uat chased me like that mey a 20 yauge
Auto correct sucks
@nateboyett6303 I've been on strike with that for a while now 😆 🤣
Seems like their running style is the same though! 😮
you get better traction from setting your feet to the side.
No
What a colorful Velociclucker.
Haha velociclucker
Yes, that's a good one 😂😂😂
I'll remember this term even 20 yrs from now😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Cockasaurus Cluck
Had to watch it 4x. Rooster “I’ve got some spurs for your ass”. lol 😂😂😂
And she got a big ass
Fluff around and find out! 😂😂😂😂😂
Cluck around and find out!
Rooster knew a silly hen when he saw her.
😢
😂😂😂@@Juane9000
That’s so funny 😂
I love roosters. They are warriors
They are ferocious Warriors.
Qué gallo malo.
@@סמיכהן-י1ש Why do people call frighten people chicken when chickens are warriors ?
they make a mean curry too lol
@@bunnyman6321because he's a corn flakes chase us
Its just too damm funny whenever rooster or chicken is chasing something 😂😂the way they run cracks me up each time
Hell yea 😂😂😂
Because it's like a person without arms chasing you 😂
Same
@@RavenfireStudios he looks like a corn flakes
@@GermaineAlonzoJakes LOL
That's what roosters do, chase chicks.
Rooster: "The f**k u say to me?" 😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh 😂😂😂
Her:I said Corn flakes are trash!
🤣
That rooster was like: OH!!!!! IT'S ON NOW!!!!!! HUMAN 😂😂😂
He's gonna nail you if he catches you 😂😂
Lol lol l'OL 😂😂
UHM... ayo..?!? 🤔😳👀😅😂
...better hope she never trips.
Same.
@@ChocolateWhispersx Oh my buddy that is very very The One And Only Greatest cereal Of all time His name is Corn flakes 😊😊😅😅😅😂😂
Love that😊😊 expression little😊 hop
That’s freaking hilarious lol😂
No it is not funny when YOU are on the receiving end of that chase..
😂osain bol😂versión pollo😂
I raised my son on a farm and I taught him as a toddler to carry a stick with him at all times. We owned approximately 200 birds from ostriches to fighting roosters. One day a rooster tried to flog my son and I actually had to go save my rooster. After that when my son came out of the house that rooster would run and stand beside me 😅
We carried a whiffle ball bat. The noise scares them bad as the whack.
Good parent
When I was about 4, I forgot my Buford Pusser schitt stick going into our pasture one morning.
Our huge Rhode Island Red rooster attacked me almost instantly and spurred me through my upper lip, sinking his spur almost 1/2" into the gum. I believe he was going for my eyes, but missed due to me falling backward over a cast-iron wash pot we used for boiling water when plucking our yearly fryer crop.
We had him with dumplings the next day.
Great story
A man has to establish dominance over his flock.
If you have confidence, not matter what size you are😂
Rooster: I told you get in the house woman!
LOL!!😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Coup*
@@timytimotius4679human coup
Rooster: Who's the chicken now?
Nah. That totally knew what it was doing. Creating a false sense of security first. 😏
He is super cute!
The rooster has got more speed....
Love your morning exercise routine!
Rooster answering the call. Nothing more, nothing less! What a great life!
😂🤣😂 Well that’s one way to get morning exercise. 😂🤣😂
Так вот где деревенские берут адреналин😊
Dog: I don’t paid enough for this 💩
Running away from your tasty dinner ? Never seen before 😂😂
I think that's a big ass ghost on the background 💀
The dog was as much help as a wet paper bag!
"You feed me to guard the house, guarding you is extra."
Funny, for the rooster she's a female T-Rex but he still went for it! LOL
The friend that only comes over to taunt the Rooster for dominance
rooster: NOPE! not having that!
🤣🤣🤣
He's so cute!
funny girl🥰😹
😂😂😂😂 so funny ❤❤
THAT is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Wait for it....... wait........wait..... PUNT!!!! Dead center of the uprights. Chicken stew at 6pm ya'll.
And the rooster is havin a blast with his forever family. Yeah, this is playtime.
'And, when Foghorn Leghorn CATCHES her, ....
I say, I say, I say, I say, it's not going to be that FUNNY.
This is SO GREAT!!! I can't stop watching it!!!!!!
ahahah me too I send this to my mom ahahha Roosters are generally very gutsy
If he'd caught you, looks like you'd be laying down roots later!😂😂😂
The dog looks like he knew what was up so he went to find a hiding place
Lovely....
Having fun on the farm.....😊
Very happy life with nature ❤❤❤❤
Nahh..She is heavy on the back😂
He almost got her!!!😍😘🥰
Lol
لو أدركها لنا....كها
@@lexis2660❤❤❤😂
@@lexis2660 🌹🌹🌹😘😘😘
@@lexis2660 🌹🌹🌹😘😘😘😘
Very funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Damn you crazy corn flakes chase on us.Call 911 this is very very danger damn you crazy corn flakes
Rooster: "Oh okay you catching these hands now-"
They can motor pretty fast, roosters 🐓...
That's our French National Animal alright, the Gallic Rooster 🇫🇷🐓
Always picking on someone bigger thah he is
@@christophermichaelclarence6003Garlic Rooster? Does he taste like garlic?🤔
@@a5a346Gallic not Garlic…
@@elsasvenski1566 yea ik I was jus fuckin round 🤦🏿♂️
@@a5a346 I knew you were joking.
Rooster was obviously just playing. No aggression.
She went jump up, made a loud sound, thats challenging to the Rooster 🐓. On a farm the Rooster is the King.
That woman runs so slow that she ran into the past
THAT is FUNNY!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Angry Rooster😂😂😂
Midget T-Rex has bloodlust
😂😂😂
Now she's the real chiken
One of the most tastiest animals maybe even number one
Os aveis fijado en el cielo más o menos por encima del gallo una puerta al cielo se cierra 😮
She looks so much like my niece Ashley!!! It's unbelievable!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞
Smart dog 🐕
Lmao that rooster was like yeah keep it up and f*ck around and find out 😂😂😂
' ... and stay inside'
That rooster was hauling ass
So was she. See that wagon? It was full!😂💕
Being chased down by what's left of the dinosaurs in 2024.
Got humbled in a sec 😂
That Rooster was kungfu master 😂😂😂
Girl: pick a booo!!!
Rooster: Am gonna caught you Am gonna caught you!😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Bro doesn't know he is gonna get cooked tonight. 💀
😂😂😂😂 lol lol 😂😂😂
Rooster: who da fuck you think you talking too ?
Galo: "Se eu te pegue tu não sobra nada!"
*Dramatic CoD Bonus round theme echo cue plays*
FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!!! *Echoes*
Her provocation was so cute😂😂😂
Great exercise
Esa cara es de pánico 😱 auténtico
You've cornered the beast, it's a fatal mistake😂
Rooster be like, you seriously wanna square up?, naaaa lets go for sure. I aint even playing fr"
This women and rooster have 100meter race 100% sure rooster easily win 😂😂😂😂😂
That day there must be chicken dinner😂😂😂
This girl is so cute ❤🥰😍🤩😘
Watching him waddle run is so damn adorable
😂 love to tell my little sister to battle the mini raptor here in my farm 😂 she never comes within 40 yrds of him
I must have watched this 20 times in a row. 😂
Bro tried to control himself but you had to go again... 😂
That run tho 😂😂😂
Whoever said life on a farm or ranch was dull??!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
Booooriiinng 😩
@@leGrandXIV.Monarque.Rouërie it’s SOOOOOOO not boring! I promise.
How is woman doing for man 😮😮😮😅❤
Next time...
Don't let her open the DOOR
💀😈💀
Run 🏃 baby run 🏃♂️
I find roosters and chickens very smart and social birds.
It's a pleasing sight
Когда бежала такую физиономию скорчала 😂😂😂😂😂
Надеюсь,когда нибудь её поймают 😅