THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE 4 - GRAMPA NEEDS A DIRT NAP
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
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The Magistratum Mundanus appeared first on the black pants legion Podcast: open.spotify.c... in October of 2022.
History/Context : The Magistratum Mundanus is a roleplaying session set in the Marginalia of Warhammer 40k. Tex, an out of practice DM of Rogue Trader and Dark Heresy brushed off his very dusty skills (after a 10 year hiatus of DMing no less!) to tell a story of . . . well. . . you'll see.
The magistratum Mundanus itself is a homebrew of FFG's Dark heresy 1 and 2, along with several select modifications to small arms and explosion rules to ensure combat is faster, more lethal, and stupidity is curtailed regarding willy-nilly use of violence. Regardless of this, the team does what it does.
Further: This is non canon in the extreme, and is based largely upon what Tex remembered from his heyday of 40k lore and the fandom, and is in no way whatsoever relevant to the current world as it stands, its current lore, or should ever be judged on the accuracy thereof.
Note: This is a game among friends having fun. The audio gets better over time as we were figuring out what in the hell we were doing. Please enjoy!
Also - This is a fan made creation. All rights are reserved by the actual copyright holders. The Art however, is by Eldonious Rex. Glory be to his skills.
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I'd like to think that Grandpa died happy, thinking that someone finally read his letters and brought him some pizza rolls.
Poor ratlings never had a chance. Everyone could see they would be de-feeted by the Magistratum Mundanus!
Tex does have a great DM voice
a great voice for anything :)
He better be a voice in Mechwarrior 6. I just want this guy to be a character in my fiction lol
I hope he gets a mod for MechWarrior 5 I would love to hear him as Merc Boss or something else just him saying stay away from Canopus they ain't nothing good from there.
@@GretchenDawntreader umm, I don't think he'd make a good Auctioneer or TikTok tweeker
He also did a great Starfleet Capitan in Star Track on the Courtesy Flush where Mike DM'd it(and did some great NPCs along the way)
Magistratum Mundanus: The best shotgun surgeons in the imperium. Especially when it comes to feet.
their Rimworld colony where they sell Prosthetic Feet by the truckload must be in this same universe...
I still think the shootout with the halfling gangers is 100/100 memorable
*halfling bleeding out, reaching for pastries as his last action “Nnneeaaugghhh donut”*
Uriah pulled a Lt. Dike!
“Sergeant! You organize things here, I’ll go call for help!”
Digs no scoping the ratling in the van while strolling down the block was beautiful.
So Ricky basically had an encounter with turbo Mr Plinkett, Grigglak son of Grigglak played T ball with a modern Disney, Quinn made Jesus weep and bad men sleep, Uriah is making a collect call and Kreig made a war crime with a skewer toy on a sewer boi. All in all a great way to spend an otherwise shitty Monday morning. 😂
All that and reinforcements haven't even shown up yet!
Your first experience with 40K!?
Deputy you have done WONDERS
I like how Deputy keeps everyone grounded, but he's so silly. Constant chuckles.
Can't wait for BattleTech roleplay he can play anyone he wants.
Want a free born clanner who's a MASSIVE inner sphere fanboy courtesy of memorabilia bought by clan frost bear?
Sounds like a dream@@mikecampos1193
I love how Ricky is basically scout TF2 except somehow even more self-important.
You haven't read any of the comics have you😂 They might as well be related. The only difference is Ricky is obsessed with dope and specializes in pistols instead of bats and shotties, but they both wield a shotty pistol.
"Grigglak'd a man" is what I heard and I don't think there's a better verb for intense violence, lmao
The fact this was your first time with 40k deputy you did great. You give our krieg boys justice.
To no one's surprise Delta Squad has become the Murderhobos of 40K, damn fine police work gentleman.
To be fair, this is very Adeptus Arbites of them. Any crime is punishable with hilarious amounts of unnecessary brutality.
In fairness, they did tell the gang to disperse or face the Wrath of the God Emperor.
Is the planet that Grigglag is from known to the Imperium?
The Astartes need to get onto that. If that planet is capable of bringing forth such hardy individual they need to start recruiting there.
Imperial Gaurd probably laid dips long before that, just another recruitment world that produces maybe a Regiment a year but that Regiment is basically storm commandos mixed with Catachans
It's the Grigglags who should start taking recruits from Astartes 😂
"Turned his feet into sparks and blood" a phrase that so rarely applies in other games. Praise z0rg.
Viktor Von Focht is amazing, Deputy. He is the best sergeant.
Mecha-Grandpa, silver hair, system errors and a chrome heart
Tex's old man voice is fuck legendary
He probably fought the Moon Kaiser.
Well was planing to sleep at 2am... now 3am
I know Tex hates this, but this is like the first RPG session I had with my dad. I'm a huge Grigglak and Quinn fan currently. Please continue. You guys are entertaining to the max. Shift goes by in a blink.
I looked at the length of this and thought "oh, they TPK early".. Couldn't be more wrong or more proud.
This was my second favorite episode. The absolute favorite is the foot patrol episode.
Great, now I want some soup. 😉
I love Grigglak.
Grigglak good man.
Protect friend.
I love all the goofy shit that inevitably happens with table tops. It really is what gives table top it's enduring appeal that you just don't get from videogames. Not that there's anything wrong with videogames.
the chaos that the human mind can conceive is VERY hard for a game to replicate. It's not a slight against games but simple fact
@@Schinak , true. When you program a game, you can only put in so many different outcomes to a given choice.
I love that Grigglack is now a verb.
Ricky "Feetseeker" City, Hero of the Force
Griglack move heavy object. I’m just sad there wasn’t anything crushed underneath ballistic grandpa
Toughness + decent armor get´s ridiculous quickly
I played Dark Heresy for a while and most characters were short lived. One that was randomly rolled was a sister of battle who rolled minor mutation. That rolled major mutation. That rolled demon. So before the sister of battle hit the table, she was a demon. Of the Golden Throne. We put her to the side, and I played a guardsman instead. An Imperial Saint was to much.
I’m 12 minutes in and it’s like Judge Dredd’s been sent after Roujin-Z😂
I’m glad Crowind’s character is a mix between The Scout(TF2), Ricky(Trailer Park Boys), and Postal Dude(Postal)
I look forward to more like this, or more of this, and all content out out by the legion.
Hail Cargonia, keep your rifle clean and don't touch that dial.
Did Digs get ammo for the "family gun?" Last I remember he stored it empty in his locker.
Shhhhh mind magic
He destiny hunter Golden gun'd that situation. Man spawned the gun with a full clip.
Shhshshshshush
*places index finger on your lips
We do not need to question how this happened
*sound of bolt pistol safety coming off
Thanks guys, this is fun AF to listen too. And supporting a worthy cause with madness is inspiring. Ya done good.
A very enjoyable Dark Heresy game. Love the group!
Grigglak no care about puny ratling weapons. Shit has been hysterical thus far, can't wait for more.
Pizza roll for initiative
Gotta admit, never an expected entry on the kills list.
I "shovel roll"....
*after geting shot in the arm and leg, Griglock looks the two Rattlers, with a look that could best explained by a obesse man, shooting a sleeping , and hungry and grumpy Red Dragon, in the nuts with a 22 caliber and laughing at it, Griglock being the Dragon*
Electric Pelvis was my nickname in college!
Oh hell yes! Way to start the week! I wanna see more BLP ttrpg shenanigans!
Fighting a bad cold, this made it all go away for a while. Thanks everyone!
Just booting out the last vestiges of one myself. Get well soon!
Grigglak did a complete Brock Samson against the ratling shooters.
This has been a lot of fun to listen to, thank you.
These ratling guys were not tall to begin with but now they just got about 2 feet shorter.
I was eating something when I scrolled down to this comment and choked laughing. 😂
I just got out of work an hour before this dropped and just found it IM SO HAPPY I ALREADY LOVE THIS
The 'Hobble Squad' . hehe
this stuff is majestic in the sheer chaos
I got serious "Roujin-Z" vibes from robo-gramps...
Good grief, the boys did start sounding a little 'Chaos-y' at the end there, talking about heads on spikes and all that.
Critical Roll ect. is great and all, but I like the sincere chaos and sheer dumb-fuckery that makes this feel like all the real games I've been part of.
In CR they seem to more accidentally make really dumb choices due to not thinking things through in the slightest.
This is a bunch of guys *intentionally* doing dumb shit because they know, whatever the outcome, it's going to be hilarious!
I love both for different reasons.
They are playing the characters! Adhering to the ridiculousness of the theme.
Great fucking episode.
One question: why the Pirates of Penzance? And why “When a Felon’s Not Engaged in His Employment?”
The song is sung by a squad of policemen, hence why the song is often known as "A Policeman's Lot is Not a Happy One."
Awww. Sad gramps death machine noises haha
Love this series. It’s a great listen.
these are so good
The saddest part is Latin doesn't seem to have a straight translation for 'grenades'
So latin for "I used all the grenades" is gonna be hard
Well, grenade is taken from pomme granite, or "pomegranate" because of how early grenades were made. So maybe it would not be as hard... but it would still be a really rough translation.
Weirdly, Latin _does_ have a word for bomb.
'Ego Uti Omnibus Bombae'
@@tba113 i love it
Listening to this while building some imperial guard sappers as munitorum servitor proxies to attach to my techpriest, absolutely perfect fit 👌
This is great fun. May I ask which version of Dark Heresy you guys are using?
If I recall correctly, its a hacked together version that Tex made off of 1 and 2ed
Granpa! Granpa!
Deputy, your Krieger is amazing
I love powers 😂
Aw hell yeah
Thank you, I am really enjoying this great series
This podcast has made me curious about Warhammer 40k; I'd definitely want to create a Death Korps of Krieg character.
I am loving these tysm
I love how tex's hatred for dubstep knows no bounds
Ricky is so good in this GG
Loving your guys work as always, thanks for giving me reason to smile and laugh at work! an assault on precinct 13 type narrative could be pretty cool
Every show has been gold!
Yes more madness of sanity.
1 Krieg!
We need to be able to see the table!!
Police brutality: the role playing game
I'm surprised Tex didn't say they halflings recreated the graffiti they put on Cyrus's car in Trailer Park Boys.
It would be nice to have a camera of the top of the table at an angle though I do realise tge podcast format wouldn't normally allow it. Anyways looking forward to the next one.
For The Corn!
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@@mikecampos1193 🌽🌽🌽
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I like how Ricky will start with a credible lie that could reasonably fool someone then just keeps going and takes it way off into the realm of wtfuckery
So do the other characters "know" that Quinn is a psyker?
All Psykers who are sanctioned in the Imperium are branded with the double Aquila of the Emperor, in this case its on his cheek and very visible. So yes they do.
This is hilarious
Such disarming temperments
Getting closer to soup time...😛
41st view and 5th comment, hell yeah. I was here 6 minutes after it released on youtube!
Why didn't force the last rat to put the tire back on? Haha
I was super drunk for the first 2/3rds of episode 3 so i have no idea what's going on
Right during sort and packaging.... I mean this is people genetically modified white blood cells we are dealing with here people. I have to maintain some semblance of order and managerial prowess
is this a Bioshock reference?
Is anyone converting this into an actual campaign for the public? Seems like this could be easily done. I would be interested in doing this if BPL allowed this.
I think I would much rather see Tex' Corn.....CENITH!
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Good effin God, how much of this gold was recorded?
Alot, the full thing is on their podcast
i like Deputys Krieger, so ... its an RPG, why not having fun with the character, or meming like hell
Command Authorization:
Epsilon. Delta. Two-zero-niner.