TRANSLATION: 0:00 "-Hi, and welcome to DNB's* automatic customer advisor. Firstly, we need your name. Can you tell us what you're called?" "-Ivar Dyb Kraglund" "-Iva-dy-bi-de-ybe?" "-Yeah, eh... actually Kraglund." 0:18 "-Write your name You accidentally pressed a command key. To mute the sound, please press the key again." "-Which one? I can't find the command key." "-You've now pressed another command key. Tripple intensity sound initiated. The keyboard is unfortunently out of order due to vandalism." 0:51 "(Repeats old mans dialog) -You've changed the SIM-card on your phone?" "-Yes." "-And you need to reactivate your "Bank-ID"** on your phone?" "-Yes." "-To do so we require four codedevices***. Have you brought four codedevices?" "-Um, I do not have four codedevices with me." "-We require the fourth codedevice to achieve a complete sixteen-numbered code." "-I've never owned four codedevices." "-Then it may be a bit difficult." 1:20 "-What can I do for you today?" "-Take a photo for my VISA ca... [abrupted]" "-I hope it's okay if I smoke a pipe while you're talking." "Can you spell your name?" "-E-d-d-o... [abrupted]" "The temperature in the room is high. Fan initiating." 1:43 "-Please hold your VISA-card up in front of the screen so I can see it." "One moment, allow me to look closer." "That sure was a nice card, Sirikan!" 1:59 "-Say "yes" if you wish to donate money to UNICEF." "-Yes." "-How much do you wish to donate?" "-One hundred kroner." "-One hundred thousand kroner registered." "-One hundred kroner! Not one hundred thousand." 2:14 "If you wish to donate ten thousand kroner to UNICEF please say "yes"." "-No." "-Ten thousand kroner is being transfered to UNICEF. [Abrupted]" "-No. No. No" "-We appreciate your cooperation. [Abrupted]" "-No." "-Do you want a balloon?" "-Please tell us when you wish for us to stop pumping in air (to the balloon)." "-No." "-Then we'll go on." 2:38 "-Please say "stop" when you have achieved desired size." "-Stop!" "Stop, thank you." "Jesus christ." 2:55 "-You're spelling my last name wrong." "-But I'm only a computer." "Cut me some slack." "-Yes, but you said Jensenr." "-No." "-Yes you did." "-No." "-I haven't transfered ten thousand (kroner)." "-Oh, come on. You can probably donate ten thousand." "-No." "-Sure you can." "-No, I don't have any money." "-No but..." "[Laughter]" "-Are you sittiing behind the screen?" "-Yes." Explanations: * = DNB is a norwegian bank. ** = BANK-ID is an application that is being used by a lot of norwegian banks. This app allows you to transfer money, check your income etc. *** = Codedevices are small chips that is being distriputed by norwegian banks and act as security confirmations. When prompted by a website to deem your code, you press a button on the device and a number pops up.
Grattis Norge och Ylvis på naionaldagen förresten från SVERIGE! Jag helt enkelt älskar era prank videos när ni använder musikaliska och elektroniska inslag. Är själv musiker med absolut gehör.
![Ylvis - Den automatiske kunderådgiveren 2 [English subtitles]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qJRTkhky7NM/mqdefault.jpg)
![Ylvis - Den automatiske kunderådgiveren 2 [English subtitles]](/img/tr.png)
The Asian lady is so adorableeee ahh
TRANSLATION:
0:00
"-Hi, and welcome to DNB's* automatic customer advisor.
Firstly, we need your name. Can you tell us what you're called?"
"-Ivar Dyb Kraglund"
"-Iva-dy-bi-de-ybe?"
"-Yeah, eh... actually Kraglund."
0:18
"-Write your name
You accidentally pressed a command key. To mute the sound, please press the key again."
"-Which one?
I can't find the command key."
"-You've now pressed another command key. Tripple intensity sound initiated.
The keyboard is unfortunently out of order due to vandalism."
0:51
"(Repeats old mans dialog) -You've changed the SIM-card on your phone?"
"-Yes."
"-And you need to reactivate your "Bank-ID"** on your phone?"
"-Yes."
"-To do so we require four codedevices***. Have you brought four codedevices?"
"-Um, I do not have four codedevices with me."
"-We require the fourth codedevice to achieve a complete sixteen-numbered code."
"-I've never owned four codedevices."
"-Then it may be a bit difficult."
1:20
"-What can I do for you today?"
"-Take a photo for my VISA ca... [abrupted]"
"-I hope it's okay if I smoke a pipe while you're talking."
"Can you spell your name?"
"-E-d-d-o... [abrupted]"
"The temperature in the room is high. Fan initiating."
1:43
"-Please hold your VISA-card up in front of the screen so I can see it."
"One moment, allow me to look closer."
"That sure was a nice card, Sirikan!"
1:59
"-Say "yes" if you wish to donate money to UNICEF."
"-Yes."
"-How much do you wish to donate?"
"-One hundred kroner."
"-One hundred thousand kroner registered."
"-One hundred kroner! Not one hundred thousand."
2:14
"If you wish to donate ten thousand kroner to UNICEF please say "yes"."
"-No."
"-Ten thousand kroner is being transfered to UNICEF. [Abrupted]"
"-No. No. No"
"-We appreciate your cooperation. [Abrupted]"
"-No."
"-Do you want a balloon?"
"-Please tell us when you wish for us to stop pumping in air (to the balloon)."
"-No."
"-Then we'll go on."
2:38
"-Please say "stop" when you have achieved desired size."
"-Stop!"
"Stop, thank you."
"Jesus christ."
2:55
"-You're spelling my last name wrong."
"-But I'm only a computer."
"Cut me some slack."
"-Yes, but you said Jensenr."
"-No."
"-Yes you did."
"-No."
"-I haven't transfered ten thousand (kroner)."
"-Oh, come on. You can probably donate ten thousand."
"-No."
"-Sure you can."
"-No, I don't have any money."
"-No but..."
"[Laughter]"
"-Are you sittiing behind the screen?"
"-Yes."
Explanations:
* = DNB is a norwegian bank.
** = BANK-ID is an application that is being used by a lot of norwegian banks. This app allows you to transfer money, check your income etc.
*** = Codedevices are small chips that is being distriputed by norwegian banks and act as security confirmations. When prompted by a website to deem your code, you press a button on the device and a number pops up.
Omg THANK YOU!!!
I don't want to ruin your almost perfect explanation, but Bank-ID is not an app, it's part of ID-Porten to securely log onto apps like Mobile Bank :P
@@PlayPrey
It's an app now :-)
@@nilswagner1536 True, I had completely forgotten about this post as well. :) I'll leave it here to confuse other newcomers!
@@PlayPrey
:-)
When Bård loses it at the end xD
Grattis Norge och Ylvis på naionaldagen förresten från SVERIGE! Jag helt enkelt älskar era prank videos när ni använder musikaliska och elektroniska inslag. Är själv musiker med absolut gehör.
Takk🇳🇴🤝🇸🇪
This is the first time Bård loses something like this from the who they are pranking. XD
Jazzmin Zandbergen oø
Endelig noen som gjennomskuet rådgiveren xD
I love them so much.
2:25 Are there many Asians in Norway? or are they just the few working/living there?
22,658 Vietnamese live in Norway.
In Oslo there's a good amount
Elsker ylvis
Why did they stop subtitles ? :'(
what kind of app do they use on 0:25?
Most likely a sound synth app
Ai love ylvis :-)
Den Gigantiske ballongen var jo bare helt konge da =DDD
HAHAHA Ylvis is the best. Lmao
nææææææææiii....
1:55 hahahahahahahah (12 July 2018)
Which country and language?
Afreen Shakeel norway and they speek norwegian
I wonder what happened after the prank, did they know they have been pranked???😆
What's the 4 code chips?
In Norway u need a code chip along with your Visa-card to confirm its yours
hva heter den appen som lager de datalydene?
Fant den...
+Zefnoly ok
@@zefnoly9147 Hva heter den? Hvis du tilfeldigvis husker det etter 5 år
adorable
Hvordan kunne han se navnet til asiateren når henne holdt kortet opp-ned og feil vei🤷♂️
det var derfor han stavet det feil.. =)
Kult
2:08 haha
i totally lost it at 156
Those noses shouldn't fool anyone....
😅
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