The year is 2037 Brett and Aleks are the only remaining members of Cow Chop, both too old and depressed to leave. There have been over 340 temporary employees over the last decade and a half, most leaving after a week or two. Forced out of the warehouse due to the giant mutated ants claiming original ownership of the property and had Cow Chop evicted. They now share a utility closet with Funhaus in the 15 Streamy Award Winning Sugar Pine 7 Production Facility. Amazon Prime Time is the only show as Amazon now controls every product in the known universe. They start up the single tripod mounted camcorder. Through the viewfinder, two slumped over visages appear. Brett has the hair of Homer Simpson and the body of a retired Navy Seal. Aleks, eyes sunken deeper than car with a fat guy in it, strokes his dyed blond beard that extends past his chest. "What's up guys, it's... Aleks with... Amazon..." Bruce Greene, now geriatric and unable to control his bowels, shits himself in an attempt at a funny fart bit over on the Funhaus side of the closet. Aleks, desperate, pleading, and with tears in his eyes says; "Brett I can't fucking do it anymore, man, I just can't fucking do it." Brett, stone-faced, pulls out a baton and whacks Aleks over the back of his head. Aggressively, he states "You signed a contract and you know damn well the contract states that at least one member of the Creatures must be here at ALL TIMES, and with James gone after that Tide Pod in a Microwave incident, God rest his soul, you are the only one who can fill that requirement. I will NOT give up on this investment!" Aleks, defeated, continues the recording Time passes "Here's your last gift, Aleks" Brett hands Aleks a lighter "You can burn your contract, it's over, you're finally free" Aleks, for the first time in almost two decades, feels a sense of jubilance envelop him. Aleks pulls down on the trigger, hearing the telltale snap of steel on flint. Nothing. Again, Aleks strikes the igniter. The gear turns, but, yet again, nothing. Brett cracks a wry smile. Aleks, desperate, panicking, keeps on pressing down on the lighter Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. But nothing can be done. Brett starts to cackle wildly. "Did you actually think you could leave, baby boy Aleksandr?" Aleks drops the lighter, hands over head, and falls to his knees, screaming in existential agony. Brett is wheezing uncontrollably. Aleks starts to recoil into a fetal position, shaking violently and babbling in his motherland's tongue. Brett stops laughing, goes completely solemn and stares directly into the still recording camera. That familiar melody of mouth noises starts up and, without missing a beat, Brett says; "Hey guys, thanks for watching this episode of AMAZON PRIME TIME. Thanks to our blessed sponsors, and overlords, Amazon, for supplying us with these amazing gifts. Please support us on Patreon, check out our merch and follow us on social media. I would say ring that bell, but RUclips's new cerebrally transmitted video delivering service never delivers us directly into your corneas anyways. I'm gonna go cry under a cold shower for a few hours."
Just want to shout out how great Aleks was, talking about the inspiration for this video. So often someone plays something, then a bunch of people play it because it looked fun, which is fine, but the simple statement of "They played this, looked cool" is so awesomely transparent and cool. Thanks Aleks.
Yeah my favorite is Bedbananas. I love the parts where he fucks over his friends and just uses people to further his career while making 0 effort content and being a piece of shit.
I remember this game! The first (and only) time I played it was when my mum took me and my sister on holiday to a cabin in the woods when I was a kid. My fear was about a man attacking us in the woods. I won. Immediately, there was a knock at the door. It was a man trying to sell fish. We didn't buy the fish and we didn't sleep that night.
Did anyone notice the editing on this video was a little glitchy? Like the sound went weird at one point, the keys kept moving around and reappearing above their names and the logo at the end?
asher and aleks act like they have been brothers their entire life in these videos lmao. they always pick on each other and make fun of each other. hilarious.
It’s fun to watch everyone stumble around with the instructions they’re given and than have the gatekeeper call them idiots, as if he actually knew they messed up.
I had this game when i was children ( well I still have it in my room ) that was also the DVD version I learned later that there was VHS version too and the game was older than I thought. I always liked this game with every monster. The good thing with the DVD version is that there were many different party possible , so you never had the same. I already win and it's funny to see the gatekeeper get pissed off. By the way in my version of the game ( a french version ) the gatekeeper was called "Seigneur des clefs" which mean the Lord of keys
I'm really glad they roll with the cheesiness of the DVD, it makes it so much more interesting then when some groups do stuff like this and complain about how its cringey.
Can we just acknowledge how awesome Cow Chop is? First of all their content is fucking amazing, but even on a 41min video like this they only put 5 ads, even tho most of their videos get demonetized. I’ve seen people put 6 ads on a 10min video. So let’s all just appreciate Cow Chop
Dude. This FUCKING GAME! I used to play this shit all the time. I lost half the pieces and the board was falling apart. Just rebought it recently on eBay. I can't believe they are playing it. No one else seemed to know the game.
I need you guys to create your own version of this where one of you plays the gatekeeper and keeps interrupting the game to make the others do random shit.
Cow Chop takes a lot of ideas that other people do an do it themselves but they always give credit to the original people who did it an i give them credit for that. I loved watching Criken play this but i will also equally like watching Cow Chop play this so I'm glad they made it.
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Greatest fear? *DEMONETIZATION*
Who else said it in the tone of the gatekeeper
Hheee~
Gatekeeper is just roasting everyone
The year is 2037
Brett and Aleks are the only remaining members of Cow Chop, both too old and depressed to leave.
There have been over 340 temporary employees over the last decade and a half, most leaving after a week or two.
Forced out of the warehouse due to the giant mutated ants claiming original ownership of the property and had Cow Chop evicted.
They now share a utility closet with Funhaus in the 15 Streamy Award Winning Sugar Pine 7 Production Facility.
Amazon Prime Time is the only show as Amazon now controls every product in the known universe.
They start up the single tripod mounted camcorder.
Through the viewfinder, two slumped over visages appear.
Brett has the hair of Homer Simpson and the body of a retired Navy Seal.
Aleks, eyes sunken deeper than car with a fat guy in it, strokes his dyed blond beard that extends past his chest.
"What's up guys, it's... Aleks with... Amazon..."
Bruce Greene, now geriatric and unable to control his bowels, shits himself in an attempt at a funny fart bit over on the Funhaus side of the closet.
Aleks, desperate, pleading, and with tears in his eyes says;
"Brett I can't fucking do it anymore, man, I just can't fucking do it."
Brett, stone-faced, pulls out a baton and whacks Aleks over the back of his head.
Aggressively, he states "You signed a contract and you know damn well the contract states that at least one member of the Creatures must be here at ALL TIMES, and with James gone after that Tide Pod in a Microwave incident, God rest his soul, you are the only one who can fill that requirement. I will NOT give up on this investment!"
Aleks, defeated, continues the recording
Time passes
"Here's your last gift, Aleks"
Brett hands Aleks a lighter
"You can burn your contract, it's over, you're finally free"
Aleks, for the first time in almost two decades, feels a sense of jubilance envelop him.
Aleks pulls down on the trigger, hearing the telltale snap of steel on flint.
Nothing.
Again, Aleks strikes the igniter.
The gear turns, but, yet again, nothing.
Brett cracks a wry smile.
Aleks, desperate, panicking, keeps on pressing down on the lighter
Again.
Again.
Again.
Again.
Again.
Again.
But nothing can be done.
Brett starts to cackle wildly.
"Did you actually think you could leave, baby boy Aleksandr?"
Aleks drops the lighter, hands over head, and falls to his knees, screaming in existential agony.
Brett is wheezing uncontrollably.
Aleks starts to recoil into a fetal position, shaking violently and babbling in his motherland's tongue.
Brett stops laughing, goes completely solemn and stares directly into the still recording camera.
That familiar melody of mouth noises starts up and, without missing a beat, Brett says;
"Hey guys, thanks for watching this episode of AMAZON PRIME TIME. Thanks to our blessed sponsors, and overlords, Amazon, for supplying us with these amazing gifts. Please support us on Patreon, check out our merch and follow us on social media. I would say ring that bell, but RUclips's new cerebrally transmitted video delivering service never delivers us directly into your corneas anyways. I'm gonna go cry under a cold shower for a few hours."
No mention of Trevor? 2/5 fan fiction.
What did I just read?
Toxicsnowball222 Art.
Needs to be a creepypasta
Is this worth the read?
im livin for all these long ass table top games lately
Since Tabletop used to be my favorite channel and now Cow Chop does it better, I can fully agree
FUCKING SAME lol
Yes my gatekeeper
Yes my daddy
Kinky af
Yes, my great.. Creep.. Peeper..
YO BARON, I CAN DIG IT
YOBARONICANDIGIT
Put facility in bag.
Ryan [REDACTED] ew no
YO MY GATEKEEPER
YO BARON IcanDIgIT
Just want to shout out how great Aleks was, talking about the inspiration for this video. So often someone plays something, then a bunch of people play it because it looked fun, which is fine, but the simple statement of "They played this, looked cool" is so awesomely transparent and cool. Thanks Aleks.
I really don't see the difference with both statements and how it is better or worse than one another
@@PringleMonstar Could just be a preference thing. Each their own!
I am so happy Criken's video is getting some props. Him and his grotto of RP chums are hilarious to watch.
It would be really shitty if Aleks said nothing lol, they're friends after all.
grotto lol
Yeah my favorite is Bedbananas. I love the parts where he fucks over his friends and just uses people to further his career while making 0 effort content and being a piece of shit.
Some Guy i'm sorry you like a piece of shit.
Matt, What are you talking about? Bed's videos are usually pretty well edited. Is there something that came out recently?
This Gatekeeper intern really is something else
Is the Gatekeeper the newest Cow Chop member?
He was an employee for one episode... almost as long as aron
You need to bring criken play along
He should rp as the Gate Keeper XD
agreed
Strippen as well
so he can cheat again
he did a gatekeeper video on his channel. It's quite hilarious
Oh, its nice the emperor from star wars is still able to find work
🤣🤣🤣🤣
tell me about palagius the wise dada
Thank god I'm not the only one that thought this
I remember this game! The first (and only) time I played it was when my mum took me and my sister on holiday to a cabin in the woods when I was a kid. My fear was about a man attacking us in the woods. I won. Immediately, there was a knock at the door. It was a man trying to sell fish. We didn't buy the fish and we didn't sleep that night.
What they failed to realize is: When the Gatekeeper pops up, that person's turn ends.
y'all spoiling us with these table top games im so happy about it
Did anyone notice the editing on this video was a little glitchy? Like the sound went weird at one point, the keys kept moving around and reappearing above their names and the logo at the end?
Yea must've had to rush this vid out
I thought the sound was part of the editing, like "they are ending, the end is near"
I vote for Da Gatekeeper to become the newest member of CowChop
Just because he shat all over Aleks "The Chosen One" the whole time lmao
I vote for robin
asher and aleks act like they have been brothers their entire life in these videos lmao. they always pick on each other and make fun of each other. hilarious.
ah yes, i love spooky bdsm monopoly.
Aleks: the goal is to win in 49 minutes
Me: checks length of video* guess they won
edit: guess not
I can just tell Brett hates the Gatekeeper interruptions so much which makes it even funnier
"Take as many turns as you like to roll your number"
*He should've been more clear on that*
33:15 the gatekeeper with the clap back haha
Jonna Gatekeeper confirmed as new Cow Chop member
Mr. JD Video wtf is a Jonna, sounded a lot more like Jonah.
YES MY GATEKEEPER ⚡STOP⚡
EDIT: Ok this gatekeeper is roasting Cow Chop left and right, GODDAMN someone stop this mad lad.
It’s fun to watch everyone stumble around with the instructions they’re given and than have the gatekeeper call them idiots, as if he actually knew they messed up.
Brett casually explaining that the turn was passing to him to the Gatekeeper (Jonah) made me laugh so much.
This is one of my favorite CowChop episodes. Miss this.
"Wow, so much ugly in one place" Damn dudes, y'all might need some ice for that *burnnnn*
I laughed really hard when Brett said Lost Izalith, the worst part of Dark Souls. He knows it’s bad.
I like how their utter confusion makes them take longer and then the gatekeeper comes with another thing to confuse them with.
I had this game when i was children ( well I still have it in my room ) that was also the DVD version I learned later that there was VHS version too and the game was older than I thought. I always liked this game with every monster. The good thing with the DVD version is that there were many different party possible , so you never had the same. I already win and it's funny to see the gatekeeper get pissed off.
By the way in my version of the game ( a french version ) the gatekeeper was called "Seigneur des clefs" which mean the Lord of keys
Wtf was happening to the keys on screen at 20:00
someone was fuckin up
4:23 THAT IS NOT THE GATE KEEPAH
RIP Jibo 2018-2018
Gatekeeper acting was actually 10/10
Most people don't know it, but the Gatekeeper is the Cryptkeeper's distant cousin. They hang out every summer at the Keeper family reunion. XD
What the hell is going on with the keys next to their namess? Was the editor drunk?
It's awful
What's wrong with it? That's how the keys sit in their headstones in front of them, looks fine
The editor added keys they didn't have yet or didn't add keys at all at some points.
no oi they didn’t say fat they said the f word. The not lgbtq friendly kind.
fuck buddy?
Seeing Brett drink out of the Tim Hortons mug makes my canadian heart smile.
I'm really glad they roll with the cheesiness of the DVD, it makes it so much more interesting then when some groups do stuff like this and complain about how its cringey.
So this is what Palpatine does in his free time.
36:25 OMG JAMES'S FACE IM DEAD!
Asher looks nice in this vid :)
STOP that's why trevor left I like asher
@@baconbits1031 ...i liked asher as well
My parents found the first nightmare game while cleaning out our dead neighbors storage room. Thought it was interesting and so we just kept it.
Why isn’t Criken the gate keeper?
at this point i'm just waiting for crikens own gatekeeper game
hes currently kill facility
24:13 made me fucking gag on my juice. Thanks James 😂
i loved watch Brett get slightly more and more frustrated each time the gatekeeper would interrupt his turn
For Asher’s part with the 28, he did say “take as many turns as you like”, so he did explain all in one go.
they should have a birds eye view camera, to show the board
Even the gatekeeper bullies Aleks
Can we just acknowledge how awesome Cow Chop is? First of all their content is fucking amazing, but even on a 41min video like this they only put 5 ads, even tho most of their videos get demonetized. I’ve seen people put 6 ads on a 10min video. So let’s all just appreciate Cow Chop
The Gatekeeper keeps roasting Aleks
4:25am here in the black hole. Play again to defeat the gate keeper to release my soul
I’m glad Aleks gave Criken and the boys a shoutout.
*Yes My Gatekeeper!*
16:57 "my, my Cratepeeper"
Aleks pleading "What do I do???!!" and "I'm Ruined!"
Dude. This FUCKING GAME! I used to play this shit all the time. I lost half the pieces and the board was falling apart. Just rebought it recently on eBay. I can't believe they are playing it. No one else seemed to know the game.
I love the board games! Keep em coming
I like this board game craze
The gatekeeper sounds like the kids who used to bully me in fourth grade
Props to the cowchop editors, they really make the videos even better and funnier
Loved it from the second after I skipped the ad. Never heard of it this game but will definitely preset it at the next group hang out!
One of my favorites from this era.
My brother has the original VHS version of this game. It was fun! Gets pretty hectic towards the end.
I need you guys to create your own version of this where one of you plays the gatekeeper and keeps interrupting the game to make the others do random shit.
The Nightmare VHS version of the gatekeeper is superior to this DVD fool
You think any of them own a VHS player?
@@willg8035 The entire video is on RUclips my man
@@TheDehlome u living in the future my guy
saying fool at the end is gorgeous
ppl like u keep mr t alive we appreciate ur service
i'm pretty sure they are the same actor?
I absolutely love these board game videos.
Yes my gay keeper
26:53 idk why just jame’s “eww”s always get me
*MORE* of this game PLEASE, I lost my shit when they all just started staring at Asher
its not the same gatekeeper. i dont like this gatekeeper, the other one was better
Yo barron I can dig it !!!!
>You lose two turns you failed to say *YES MY GATEKEEPER!*
Its from Criken's other video where Tomato shouts it.
James is really going ALL IN with these shirts
That moment when Asher realises everyone’s staring at him is priceless.
*children laughing in the background of **16:30*
james: ew
This one was pretty cool to watch. Having a random guy on the game tell you guys how to play from the tv or screen.
drink every time jonah calls them ugly, stupid, dumb, or worm lol
I played this game a lot as a kid, had it on tape. Used give me nightmares, this video probably brings them back.
The entire game is everyone trying to figure out the rules and trying to understand the Gatekeepers orders lol
This is one of cowchops best emerging patterns. Keep the rpgs and board games coming
I didn’t know emperor palpating was in two different canon universes
Yes! Loved Criken's vid in this. Got so excited when I saw cow chop upload this
Loved this game when I was younger, like to see a part 2
The table top games you guys are doing is the single thing i live for
this was best video out of this year couldn't stop laughing thank you my gatekeeper
YO BARON I CAN DIG IT
cheers for another hilarious vid guys.Respect from australia
Aleks was so unlucky at the end there lol
Hope they play this game again!
I haven't been a fan of all the board game videos but this one was was really entertaining.
bless whoever sent the Tim Hortons mug, my gatekeeper
THIS WAS AWESOME! This was one of my favorite games when i was younger. I hope you play again.
My greatest fear is the creatures coming back with dan as the host.
poor dan if you gotta shit on anyone do it to kootra
Are we sure Coke zero is not sponsoring their videos?
Dont know but i want one
I hope not, Coke Zero tastes like dirty bong water.
This Gatekeeper guy is awesome! More him in the videos please!
love hearing James' say my name
Cow Chop takes a lot of ideas that other people do an do it themselves but they always give credit to the original people who did it an i give them credit for that. I loved watching Criken play this but i will also equally like watching Cow Chop play this so I'm glad they made it.
Hearing Trevor's voice for an add 3 years after this hits harsh
Holy shit. I had this board game back in the early-mid 90’s when it was a vhs board game. That’s fucking awesome that they updated it.
Watching them try to figure out what he's asking them to do when it's really straight forward is funny but also makes me wanna die