BATTLESHOTS 2
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
- I'M GONNA THROW UP! 🐮🔪
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After the catastrophe that was Battle Shots, James gets to exact his revenge on the original creators Brett and Lindsey. But this time the drinks are far worse than before. Who will puke first?!?!
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Игры
Can we add the "Malort Era" onto Cowchop's lore?
We'll eventually have a war between the Malort and the Balsamic Vinegar
That fan that sent the Malort needs to send them a restock! The warehouse must never be without Malort.
Robert Welch and that Chicago shit
Malort is my fave cowchop original OC
Did you actually forgot the spray of wolf pee?
Brett seriously got an iron stomach. Honestly he puts up with so much shit yet he’s one of the few people who haven’t puked on the channel yet.
A trooper, Brett is.
All we got was a little puke on his hands due to sour cotton candy, what a legend
I've seen him eat a whole lemon, skin and all, and not even wince at how sour it was.
he kinda threw up while eating a whole onion but i mean... he finished the Onion with the womit on it haha
To be fair the first shot he had was insanely spicy... so that probably killed his sense of taste a decent bit
He's an old school badass :D
16:25 When Lindsey started crying when she heard James say "mustard" I LOST IT
There is no mercy in the eyes of James. Only revenge, hatred, and death.
First youtuber to hit a million for a reason
Nah I think he looked quite guilty when he said that he didn't know that Lindsey is allergic to mustard.
@@Blubableful actually that revengeful eyes disappeared right before that
Josh the Obeast iiiiiiijjj
He is the arbiter of vengeance. He is the Nova. He is James.
The last time we saw Scientist James was elephant toothpaste...
Nick DeLuca still waiting for his part 2 of that were he does it on a bigger scale
I asked him about it on a stream once. He said he had more plans for that stuff, but a lot of the ingredients that he wanted he didn't have the clearance to buy, and now that he produces a bunch of the different shows on cow chop, he doesn't want to bog himself down with another thing to worry about.
Hopefully one day that can change
james is a mad scientist
Next person leaving CowChop will be because of death
Hopefully lindsey
kek dashy u know you hating on her all the time actually makes you her biggest fan
@@brycemartin8511 all the time ? and I made a joke stop getting triggered on the "internet" lol😂
kek dashy lol I saw you hating on the last vid too, also it’s only a joke if it’s funny
@@brycemartin8511 your mistaken sir and no jokes are not all funny learn the definition
Shoutout to all the camera men/women that have to not only record them vomit, have to hear it directly in their ear. These are the unsung heroes here.
They probably smell it a bit too
They broke lindsay .. wow
Edit: Welp, dont read the comments on this.. Have a nice day!
She had it good for too long...
well she did walk off and have all the time to look at bretts, and stood up at the start to look
@@D-Dova Dude what's sad is that shes way out of your league and that's still your opinion anyway 😂😂😂😂
@@Countrybananas out of your league maybe but im 1000s above that fat thing
@@D-Dova Hahahahaha the fact that you have to say it in a RUclips comment section while putting somebody else down in reply to a comment that had nothing to do with her looks you my dude are just projecting your ugly looks and low self esteem on to somebody else 😂😂😂😂
Can't wait to watch Battleshots 3 with Asher and Trevor!
too soon
trevyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Big sad
I think they should start a channel called Color Impaired
Battleshots 4 with Kootra and Kevin
lmao lindsey "this is a sad video" im dying
This whole video is just a metaphor for demilitarisation
The video kept using sad music after that and it killed me
The first one was sadder. XD
Lindsay, crying: "so, what's in it? haha"
"Mustard" lol
Mustache
I feel so bad for Lindsey until she brought out the Tequila. I didn't feel less bad, but boy does she seem used to this hahahahaha
If you were working for cow chop, you'd probably drink too.
dont coz she cheated.
shotting is probably part of the hiring interview
when she walked away puking , see saw Brett's board
not only that, she did it twice and at 21:00 she said 'drink whatever is in you're C1' so she knew where brett placed his ship.
Lindsey and Brett were good at making the shots but nobody will beat out the terror that James deals in making concoctions
You know when you finish taking a shower and the water makes a bunch of gurgling noises going down the drain?
That's Lindsey burping at 13:22
it sounds like when you hit the bottom of a milkshake with a straw lol
You look like a Ukrainian Ninja
This comment chain is gold
Garbage disposal
I'm surprised Aleks didn't want some revenge too
hes a russian
probably planning for an actual chemical warfare
he got deported
Yikitiz thats mest up 😅
Teal Moggie Aleks would probably mix all Slavic alcoholic drinks into his shots, with a dash of poison. Ultimate Russian concoction.
@@kaisershephard916 not enough to kill rasputin tho
"March, they're fine."
It's October. Also 13:22 was absolutely terrifying.
They probably filmed this in September so it's fine
My credit score has gone up 100 points since that creamer expired.
This video is my happy place, holy fuck this will never not be funny, my mind just blocks it after a few years and I watch it again and just am in pain due to how fucking funny this is.
This whole channel is what podcasts are to other people. I listen to videos in the BG on repeat while i work.
Editors always comin in solid with the music
James with that evil laugh when Linds gags drinking mustard :D Sorry Linds :/
Why are you saying sorry?
mslita09 feeling sorry for Lindsay :D
LMAO The sad music playing when brett drank the nasty shots were hilarious and appropriate
Why do they torture themselves. Oh wait because its entertaining of course.
@@wooaahh23 i couldn't agree with you more
“ ok u don’t have to eat the licorice” 😂
wtf is a licorice? lmao
James I just love watching you poison other people 👍
I just wanna say thank you from the bottom of my heart for everything you guys ive been going thru a pretty rough time lately and your videos have been the only thing that puts a smile on my face so thank you guys so much it really means a lot
hang in there bud
how does this only have 8 likes after 10 hours since they replied???
"I wouldn't put beef packet in yours"
James is so thoughtful
i missed them , i missed them a LOT 😔😔
Me too bro me too
Still makes me laugh to tears all these years later
Lindsay totally saw where Brett's shots were placed when she came back from throwing up.
I don't think so...15:56
SHE BROKE THE RULES!!!
Glad someone noticed
@@TacticalBe your saying she doesn't have eyes???
nah she definitely cheated. can u blame her tho lol may have been little over exaggerated like every episode but that shit was coming from a deep place xD
"Today I get a chance not at redemption, but at revenge." Is way too raw and powerful to be on a RUclips channel about playing board games
Lindsey's drama about mustard made me tear up from laughing so much
I'm sorry Brett and Lindsey but this is my new favorite episode
The sad music gets me every time haha!
Lindsey is just hammering back the tequila 😂
Here in 2021 and I miss Cow Chop :(
i watched a person die today holy shit
she obviously saw where his drinks were positioned when she came back from the bathroom.
I wonder if Lindsey cheated, looking at the shots on the way back from the bathroom. 🤔
I saw it to. After she came back she just guessed the bot and top line...
@@kkaffe2655 bit of a coincidence eh? Haha
I think she did
I feel like if I was throwing by brains up I wouldn't try to cheat. But that's just me
Dude absolutely. Her acting like she’s not cheating made it so much worse. I enjoyed the video until she cheesed the fuck out of it.
This is the saddest series of Cow Chop, I want more for some reason
Great video, but somehow my favorite part was the rolling bottlecap zoom-in xD
This is absolutely filthy and i love it. The sounds from Lindsey's throat. Dear god
brett wheezing in the background is the funniest shit
THIS NEEDS TO BECOME A SERIES
I stopped having sex for this. That was two years ago now.
no as he has regular sex
man red you must be fun at those parties you get invited to
That means you can predict the future
Antonio Banderas 👌
Lindsey gets a like and props much luv for u girl
She didn't even get what she deserved. Poisoned the boys with Malort and she didn't even have to drink any
@@robertwelch2843 plus she brought some tequilla for assistance
Pink Miami Nights more like pink Miami shites
@@Leaguecity87 you sound real beta
Brett's psychopath laughter makes me lose it every time. I fucking love him.
Who will leave CowChop Next?
1.) Lindsey
2.) Lindsey
3.) Lindsey
Brett
@@jekim7864 dang dude. You must have an IQ of 140.
@@porkins93 no he is bigger IQ= 200 HE BIG SMART
Jacob honestly
Jakob
I had so much feelings going trough this vid dude.
Who thought that James should have this responsibility.... Oh GOD
The sad music is really what makes this video great
This needs to be a series.
Omg as soon as I saw the notification I dropped everything to watch this! 😂♥️ thank you for making this I love this series
So we get the science and the action behind Battleshots. I love it!
"I'm chewing it and i still don't know what it is"
I like that despite everything James is willing to make Brett eat, he would never trick him to eat meat
I miss Cowchop
Just saying Lindsey definitely looked at Brett's board when she came back from puking.
Day 705- Still eating while watching Cow Chop videos...big mistake
Brett could be a poker champion man never breaks
I think Lindsey May have seen Bret’s board after getting up 🤔
I agree 100% she could easily see his board when going to the bathroom.
she did its why she magically just happen to know. I think her getting up to the bathroom could of been a stunt to see. People are a lot more devious tho their faces may seem innocent. I sound like a dick head but im honest at least i do think that was on purpose.
@@Kiralucy Almost definitely she didn't do it on purpose she probably looked up and then had a oh shit I shouldn't have saw that sort of thing going on.
Probably, But hey in a game like this if ya arent cheating ya arent trying
Favourite cowchop series yet.
Whoever sent them Malort... I love you!
Brett says some of the most vicious and savage quips sometimes. I still love the hot stuff challenge where he called aleks a “spaghetti mouth monster” XD
Cowchop recommended in 2024!?!
Oh fuck yeah. Let’s make Battleshots a long-running series, please!
Haven't laughed at a video this much since a long time. Loved seeing Lindsey and Brett in pain after what they did to Aleks and James
So, I propose a tournament of this. eight players start, but only one wins overall. 1v1 battles until there are just the top two left. The drinks would also start kinda mellow, perhaps normal shots with one "special" ingredient (a gummy worm or lemon wedge or cinnamon stick, etc) and they get worse each progressive stage.
Weak: "Lindsay cheated to win"
Woke: nobody wins cowchop battleshots, they just survive
James - Pulls out some coffee creamer out of the fridge
"When was this expired? March.."
"They'll be fine."
This video content reminds me of flashbacks of the show Fear Factor and James is the host lmao.
you guys give me that bit of joy that i dont have anymore. Thank you @cowchop
fr miss cowchop
I love the sad music at the end, when brett lost and had to drink her shot.
These ones were so much worse than the shots in the first BS! James came back hard!
Loved the random grape pickle hatred and the edit of the bottlecap! Loled so hard at work.
1:28 James morphs into markiplier
Please make battleshots a staple series. I honestly nearly puke myself from laughing so hard. Reminds me of the balsamic vinaigrette era.
On the plus side Linzy looks really pretty this episode
4 minutes in and this video already has too much chaotic energy
28:17 y'all should check on your tea
I never comment because xbone. But, this video made me feel the need to comment.
The unadulterated footage. The pure alcoholism. The evocation of truculence.
Absolutely 10/10. The best videos you've ever made is the videos where you push the boundaries on exploiting the will of man to make money.
Lindsay saw Brett's set up when she came back from throwing up
James commentary throughout the video was the best.
Brett is a very good boy
This is the happiest I've ever been in my life
Is it safe to say that Molort will be delivered to them consistently now?
that shot at 4:30 legit looks like a rick and morty portal just melted into a cup
Lindsey be cheating
The zoom-in on the cap rolling deserves an Emmy
Finally! I enjoy watching them suffer.. it makes good content.
We need everyone to do a episode of this.
Aye yo props to Lindsey. Powered through that shit like an animal! MUSTARD GANG
Acid Aleks she cheated that’s t she got up people would have brought her the tequila or water she just wanted to get up and look at his board
This is by far the funniest video I ever watched LMAO a plus one seeing Lindsey literally throw up 😂
I wish the game could've been fair, Lindsey definitely saw all of Bretts shots when she left and came back. Could've been a good game.
I dont even care who wins as long as people are drinking shots 😂🍻
Bryan Nelson yes because this is a very serious game with strict rules
@@Saga1724 I would just prefer if the game was played fairly, this is still a fantastic video
Bryan Nelson I’m pretty sure she still would have guessed the spots because they kept commenting on how they had the same setup
@@Saga1724 probability is more fair than certainty
28:17 when your car loses traction on the road and slides off course
Brett hardly reacted to these while Lindsey nearly died lol
You guys just made my day.
Evil scientist James 😈
I feel bad that I want this to be an ongoing series.
Chasing shots with tequila, Lindsey is officially my favorite.
I will watch more episodes Battleshots until the end of time