Retrospective
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
- Been a while huh?
A lot of stuff has happened since my last video, both good and bad stuff. Social security and unemployment breathing down my neck, my credit card info got stolen along with +500€ with transactions, my arm is currently in sort of a bad state (most likely some kind of infection caused by a bursted blister in middle of my hand) and as some of you might recall me mentioning in a Community post (which I've deleted since) about difficulties in getting any decent clips. Last night I spent 6 hours just begging for a decent team or just a chance for something else to happen other than my torture.
Good news: I got my money back and... Aaaaaand... I finally built a sofa tray table thing for my mouse. Why would I build one myself? Because A) there are no table... tray... thingies available that would fit a mousepad and B) screw paying +15€ for a couple of pieces of wood that won't do the job anyway. But in retrospect, the tray is the reason I got the blister in my hand, which is possibly the reason my arm is messed up...
Anyway, thank you for being patient with me. I hope you guys enjoy the video!
HIT AND KILLSOUNDS:
IMPORTANT: You can download the .vpk -files from the links below. You do NOT have to open, decompile or do anything of that sort to them. Just put them in the
custom-folder in TF2 game files, located in Steam\SteamApps\common\Team Fortress 2\tf\custom. If you do not have a custom folder, just create one.
After that, launch TF2, check that you've enabled hit- and killsounds and test their settings in an Offline Training server. Once you tune the sounds to your liking,
you're good to go. Go nuts.
Sonic-sounds (Sonic Ring hitsound + Sonic "Register" killsound):
www.mediafire.c...
CoD/MLG/meme/whateveryouwannacallit + Get Fucked -sounds:
www.mediafire.c...
HUD:
ToonHUD: toonhud.com/use...
MUSIC:
Eveningland - Milos
Eveningland - Nimbus
Vibe Tracks - You Like It
Francis Preve - Plaidness
![Oscar Maydon x Fuerza Regida - Tu Boda [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_ymicn0_GYc/mqdefault.jpg)
11:55 - That Sniper's face is possibly the perfect reaction to what he just saw.
"What the bloody hell just happened?"
TAKE YOUR LUMPS LIKE A MAN,
PRIVATE TWINKLETOES!
Oh
*Source's ragdolls are the best thing that happened to our world*
What about GTA IV ragdolls?
Crack Second place to Source’s
Ragdolls Are My Favorite
The only good thing about source
Comic relief from all the BS in TF2
4:18 I like how the sniper is like, "Did I hear something?" then get backstabbed
Who is the stupid one 8:44
The spy backstabbing the razorback,
Or juudolf using the razorback
u will hear "backstab" :P
Spellslamzer 54 The Spy backstabbing the Razorback.
7:49
The demo that jumped said in chat a few seconds later "Not today"
Nope.avi
6:53
And suddenly, a heavy.
i love how the heavy just stays still mid fall and after the fall, it makes it 10x better
Spy ded
Suddenly Heavy
boom, sandvich guy appears
AAH-
Pootis pow!
0:54 , that is sort of a grey area. A lot of people are either "new" or they see it as "Hey, free kills" or "Hey, free kills for my Strange weapon".
grey area maybe, but not a justifcation honestly.
Or they are *that guy*
You know who
@@iamme8359 that one annoying ass spy
Also some people just see enemies and go “kill”
They can be like that, so long as they accept that such behaviour has consequences. IE: them getting shot and Schadenfreuded.
10:13 That sniper looks _awfully familiar..._
Quite
Mlg Sniper from Doctor Lalve, Lmao
Jaydonius Ninjarai Mursyn that's super pro sniper ya uncultured swine
Jaydonius Ninjarai Mursyn *super pro* sniper, you uncultured swine
The super pro sniper
Ah yes, the greatest TF2 hack...
Functioning ears
The Spectacularly Monochrome Nowhere Man you mean Random crits?
You can hear a spy walking while cloaked? 1300hours in and im still learning shit
The Spectacularly Monochrome Nowhere Man Yeah, and because of that you get accused of being a freakin' hacker a billion times. I know I do
Yes you can, I did it to a friend of mine and he freaked out, he never knew when I was around but I always heard him.
great for custom gamemodes like VSH. but hard in the real game since you mainly here
gunfire
explosions
screams
6:55 dunno why that surprise heavy cracked me up. I can't stop laughing x'D
Le Crow That heavy is pure comedy.
The way that he just falls flat into his feet and that little scream makes me laugh like a bitch.
The fact that he came out of nowhere
pure comedy
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2:54 Hey, I once got votekicked for being idle, even though I was top-scoring, unsapped every single Building, kept all spies, as many projectiles as I could, etc. away from my teammates, extinguished everyone I came across and protected the one medic we had with my life...but yeah sure, I was totally idle...
I got accused for cheating by just being the nicest things on TF2 history I was a hoovy,spycrab,t-pose class
So is that cheating?
I was playing usually on Upward on defend. I popped a uber on the heavy but then ı saw a fucking vote-kick for me becouse of being idle. I got kicked while ubering. God dang.
you all get a respect and salute. *salutes*
Maybe you were standing still when a new player joined and thought
"HAY; this man is idle...WE AFTO KICK HIM!!"
...
10:45 Yes, I have already tested that.
Fall damage is about the speed, not the altitude.
That's quite dumb
@the sticklord i never said life wasn't dumb
The 2fort battlements is at just the right height that walking off, you won’t take damage, but if you jump off, you will. It’s really annoying
the sticklord Technically. In real life your altitude decides wether or not you reach terminal velocity, or just how fast you end up hitting the ground in general. So its both in a sense.
So would that explain as scout when falling if you double jump at the right time you don't take fall damge
"take care of your ears" has the most ear-killing hitsounds imaginable
6:16
Heavy : SO MUCH *BLYAT*
*6:15
so much blood!!!!!!
😂👌
So much fuck? You should really learn russian
Heh
I think Doctor Lalve is in this vid around 10:12
Super pro sniper
12:09 he just slipped on a banana peel
Underated comment
You better split like a banana before you get folded like an omelet, gamer
Oh
1:32 The same thing keeps happening to me way to often dying infront of a health kit is so frustrating
Joykillers don't think dancing is a sign of hostility, they simply take it as a free opportunity to get kills for their scoreboard because big numbers are very desirable for them folks.
So you should make a counterargument to that instead.
A number on a virtual scoreboard > human decency and/or sense of what is actually happening and WHY it's happening, got it.
JUUD0LF you dont expect a server to fill up with people who only want to taunt, basically without anyone trying to actually play, do you?
@@Kattarina_S2 50/50 rule
@@Kattarina_S2 yes i do expect that in a match of tf2 with
Hoovys and spy-crabs and then about 10k players doing the CONGA and another 10k doing the KICK becuase that is what tf2 i to me
@@Kattarina_S2 ...I do whenever I play a CTF 2fort map-
10:12 Wait the random player is actually Super Pro Sniper !
I love when my boy JUUD0LF uploads
Yes
The Original djg
*Annoyed whine*
6:55 - that falling heavy is what broke me lmao.
AAO-
@@wamuuthepoleperson168 hello Dr. Coomer
Lmaao
Rip Super Pro Sniper
6:42 oh ma god YOU'RE A SPY!
1x speed Put teleporter here
2x speed Put table here ( i just heard that)
Talk about accepting your deaths
That medic looked up and was like
"IM COMING MOTHER!!!!"
7:28 that probably is because of 2 things:
1. Your dragon's fury fireballs didn't count damage because, well, steel (which sentries are probably made of) has a HIGH melting level, or because of the hitreg.
2. The rockets shot through the doorframe because, in my theory, these rockets are NOT 4 separate projectiles, but 1 projectile the size of a "singular" rocket model, and the 4 rockets are just one model spinning around the hitbox.
12:33 ex..... owww!!
Suddenly.....Heavy. 6:52
7:27 and people say the hit box for that thing is huge. :P
Techhunter Talon that was a hitreg error as a whole, not the hitbox being small.
Anthony yeah? And it's hilarious that it happened with a weapon that people like saying that has a big hitbox.
perfect
Techhunter Talon The hitbox is so wide it hit the wall but the rocket's got through.
At Ian. vos, meanwhile I am completely clueless of who you are! \o/
So... mutual feeling with just the 'no knowing you' bit.
1:04 If your party dont looks like this, better dont call me on it
6:53 Heavy “WTF JUST HAPPEND? !?”
6:55 i love the cut off scream of agony
7:14 the spy was so heavy that he crushed the tele when he landed
11:21 that flying soldier xd
Legend say he's still flyin
9:03 that spy u killed said well than in the chat
Yea apparently source registers fall damage by how hard you hit the ground so if a conbination of attacks hits you hard enough and you touch the ground you might crater as if you rocket jumped and did not have enough health for the landing, no matter how close you are to the ground. It happens to me ALOT.
0:58 wise words
2:15
As the mad doctor was consumed by the flames, he looked up and down, wishing for once that he hadn't been how he was in life. He wanted to join the angels, but he knew he wouldn't. He sighed, accepting his fate, accepting death from the same thing that would surround him for the rest of time
0:56 *HIRED mercenary doing his J O B.
JUUD0LF: Dancing isn't associated with hostile behaviour.
*Proceeds to kazotsky kick in his sentry nest in a different video*
6:47 my favorite part 😂😂
HEY
Gears Of Loss I STILL CANT STOP LAUGHIG TO IT 😂😂
titan, explain how I keep finding you
undefinedVoid I’m everywhere. >:)
Whenever I take a health pack from someone who needs it way more, I like to stand guard while they wait for it to respawn.
5:57 what is the hit sound effect you used called??
When that heavy dropped down right after you killed the spy that jumped onto your sentry just killed me
9:29 watching this frame by frame i think spy backstabbed sniper AFTER he died. whats his ping again?
EDIT: you also broke the weapons behaviour by getting stuck in the air. cloak and dagger didnt consider you moving nor standing still, your cloak meter froze
Spy: Steps
Pyro with ears: Turns violently
Spy: Silent heart attack
PUT TELEPORT HERE
2:20
imagen bein in a corner with 2 pyros with the phlog while mpphing infront of you thats a nigthmare
This is why I hate doublecross and turbine. I always join the team that is stuck in their spawn because of this crap.1:47
Why not use the, oh.
Pocket Pybro ggggg
6:55 loved the heavy falling and his scream being cut off
(hear the footsteps and kill)
Me: Woooww what a pro player. Let c what tricks a pro player plays!!
(wait and look at the teleport for 5 mins)
Me: ...Thats why he is pro(?)
That's why he is average 😀
That "fall damage" is one of the Source engine's bits of unexpected realism. Fall damage is calculated based on impact velocity. When the Soldier bounced off the ceiling, it sent him toward the ground fast enough to do a little damage.
12:07 maybe they should change from headshot to buttshot. XD
"Get fucked" becoming too real
I’m joking dude
he was too
That poor spy was doing fine but got rewarded with the stupidity of a teamate
5:39 i had the same thing but as a demo and both of us had the oblooterated taunt
Is it me or do I always go Aweee whenever an innocent free to play fucks up
6:56 *Surprise Fat Russian screaming*
The soldier died because that rock on the wall in the Intel room acted like a surf object and sent him flying into the floor.
Tf2 code logic is brilliant
What does MRW mean?
My react way
My reaction when
My retarded women.
This is kind of random, but has anybody noticed that at the end of the Heavy voice line “So much blood!” That there’s a little “heh” at the end?
If you didn’t notice it, turn up your volume, or listen more closely. It’s there. This changes the voice line to “So much blood! ...heh.”
I actually managed to kill a spy that was trying to backstab my medic
I literally just bumped into him and he just hit me, but didn't facestabed
www.google.com/search?safe=active&hl=en-GB&q=megumin&tbm=isch&tbs=simg:CAQSlQEJggMuvg8AP70aiQELEKjU2AQaAggVDAsQsIynCBpiCmAIAxIoqhyjHKsclxGWEaQcphylHJsRqBy3LNgj7iO1LNkj7CP_1Of45oiy6LBownBLMEF2bMR1Ad9JfEwbnGQYvIeCTLMsecWsNETN60JFUE6AvWpJPR2DeLmsR7U8mIAQMCxCOrv4IGgoKCAgBEgTMlJ9hDA&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiKn6vN89HdAhUIgVwKHXLxA_AQwg4IKigA&biw=966&bih=794#imgrc=_
I found it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@dandeckman7526 war
Juudolf stated that he didn't care if someone is a beginner in TF2
I had seen many servers with kids who thought that conga and square dancing are signs of hostility
One particular server that I joined in at the time, the admin was the kindest person that you'll ever play and chat with
He knew how it meant to lose and think that he'll do better in the next game
Then he starts conga dancing after every match and all of us joined him
This salty kid who was playing Sniper thought that dancing was a sign of intimidation
So he started sniping us one by one
The kind admin did not agree with this and started a vote to kick the kid out of the server and it worked
Then all of us went back to conga and square dancing with no interruptions
Juudolf I literally can't hear any thing, I have my headphones max volume and I dint hear any footsteps.
10:28
Dammit man, *I WANT YOU!*
Me : Wait what?
...Juudof? You hiding something from us?
I want U ... *TO LEAVE*
The fact i have a mind for that stuff cause to me it is so funny.
And im not even 16 yet
AND THAT SOUNDS SO GOD DANM GAY! 😂😄😂
6:03 The Duck Sound Was Funny
10:05
"Wut was noise?"
7:40 you see, sentries operate on a different reality. The Texan Reality.
Man, I remember playing with you at your 5th hour of trying to find a good team in pubs, why did you keep going after that point? It was literally just salt out the ass, man.
Because I keep trying for those who wait for me. And for the chance that I can find one more clip that could make someone somewhere smile even for a moment.
-Edited twice because I can't type for sh*t.
Damn, that's some dedication, man. Cheers
I genuinely get enjoyment from watching Juudolf play tf2 so well that I question the way I play spy.
that engineer its a spý
Thanks
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You gotta love those players that just run into cross-fire and get you killed. Honestly I died so many times as spy because scouts keep running into the sentry and in my line of fire causing the sentry to shoot me to. A: Get Noticed by the Enemies or B: Die by the sentry.
I want to hear your voice.
"Oh people are dancing, how threatening."
Theres a thing called a war dance y'know.
6:52 and heavy Ahhh..
That soldier died of fall damage because the fall damage depends how fast you hit the floor. This is why we dont receive damage with low gravity
He is at 10:45
>spent millions on hats gears etc etc
>taunt after each kill
>blame on teammate on death
>blame the one who wear the ghostly gibus
>call yourself a professional
i just don't understand why is that calling people noob for getting kills its just unclear to me and why is it now getting a kill is something almost impossible nowwdays people act like its a lifegoal its just a game get over it
It makes me really happy to see people still have fun with this game, I've been watching your vids for a little less than a week, but I respect you for uploading this kind of thing. It reminds me of the old TF2 somehow. Keep up the good work! :D
7:14 I’m surprised how that frozen spy destroyed the teleporter 😂
I actually set that killsound as my revenge sound. It super satisfying.
Even when it's the other guy getting revenge on me, I can't be mad if I'm too busy laughing.
You got karma'd by this solider because the sniper showed you mercy, thats gaben to you
6:46
Engie: No Soldier, you cant taunt with m- HEY!
*silence*
Heavy: Pain
8:06 when your inexperience gets you a kill
New people don't think dancing is hostile, they think that all they have to do is shoot the enemy team.
And when we kill them, oo. IT FEELS GREAT AND TAUNT AFTER THAT 100 PERCENT
Hope your arm gets better, And thanks for the quality video.
You use the Market Gardner with the B.A.S.E Jumper?
Actually....... that's pretty respectable.
Is the Airstrike with the B.A.S.E. Jumper (and the escape plan) also respectable?
10:23 The sniper: And i showed mercy... What an ahole.
Also him: sniping and killing people 💀
the two flips at the end with the soldier and the spy were great
I love how he said take care of your ears even though the thing that played the best part was his headphones he even said that headphones were recommended
Glad you're doing okay man, can only wish yah good tidings in your future.
You must have some exceptionally good headphones, becuase I could barely hear those over the Heavy and the gunfire.
6:55
Heavy:”Hello there!”
I love these vids because I learnt how to play most classes by watching this
That random heavy-
also that clip with the soldier was so hard to watch
*turns volume up to 20*
*hears none of the spy's steps*
ok
Your sense of gameplay reminds me of a "Yeah I don't care" but with "But I still care tho" attitude, you remind me of one player who treats me like that in the game. I thought the player was cold and rude but somehow that player protected me as a medic in the game.
Oh man an upload, the day after Blu uploaded too!
Also I read the description and hope you are doing better with life (financially and job wise, along with health wise.)
I also loved the video! Can’t wait to see another (especially because you add those little clips when funny moments happen or such.)
You should use the Jontron "WHAT ?!" as hitsound its worth it Juudolf XDD X3
You know it's going to be good if it says headphones recommend
You are one observant player, I'll give you props for that. Hope things go your way and all is well for you. Keep up the great work! 👌🙏
No matter how many times I had rewound the video I still couldn't hear the gosh darn first spy.
5:46
Theres an engineer playin banjo with a fukin jag