We Might Be Drunk Ep 23 (with Mark Normand and Sam Morril)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @teeple1877
    @teeple1877 3 года назад +27

    “That’s how I know I’m too drunk, when I start using my pets as a napkin” lol. One of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time!

  • @Dino_Medici
    @Dino_Medici 3 года назад +36

    Dank when mark is on fire he’s transcendent AF LMAO

    • @CanaldoIllan
      @CanaldoIllan 3 года назад +4

      they killed this one

    • @markupton1417
      @markupton1417 3 года назад +2

      I've never seen Normand NOT on fire. He's 🔥

  • @GR4VYTR41N
    @GR4VYTR41N 3 года назад +21

    “I’m a big cheese queef” I’m dying lol

  • @MarsLonsen
    @MarsLonsen 3 года назад +37

    "Being blind in New York is like being a child in the Vatican"

    • @isocounterattack
      @isocounterattack 3 года назад +5

      High risk

    • @doug892
      @doug892 3 года назад +2

      I laughed so hard and sam didn't even recognize

  • @illbringthebeer236
    @illbringthebeer236 3 года назад +8

    Morril killing the bit piece. I mean he is shredding for normand to build that bit. These guys obviously have chemistry but this episode is molding the entire pod together in a way that I appreciate so much. I hope other soak this history in as well. Good shit

  • @porkrolleggNcheese1
    @porkrolleggNcheese1 3 года назад +34

    Martin Lawrence - Talkin' dirty after Dark, you aren't crazy Mark :)

  • @ghatman1234
    @ghatman1234 3 года назад +11

    Mark and Sam - you guys make my drive to work Monday mornings a blast ! Comedy !

  • @reallyharsh
    @reallyharsh 3 года назад +32

    mark drinks and wants to cut loose, sam gets drinks and wants to play it safe

  • @JeffSteffeniscool
    @JeffSteffeniscool 3 года назад +2

    “That made me Microsoft” such wit!

  • @will6176
    @will6176 3 года назад +16

    fuck yeah man, one o my fav pods comes on and i perk myself up and tuck myself in a blanket, it's de-stress with a comedy pod timeeee.... queefin it up over here

  • @jdog7982
    @jdog7982 3 года назад +1

    I love the second half of the pod. The joke workshopping is my fav!

  • @brianrodriguez9223
    @brianrodriguez9223 3 года назад

    Best car chasing scenes. Ronin. That's the best God damn driving I've seen in a movie

  • @maxmiller7970
    @maxmiller7970 3 года назад +9

    Watching him google that Martin Lawrence stand up special cover was infuriating and hilarious

  • @walkr7998
    @walkr7998 3 года назад +31

    yall need to make a channel for this podcast its confusing af with double uploads but love u both

    • @CanaldoIllan
      @CanaldoIllan 3 года назад +7

      I feel bad for sam cause I always see at mark's

    • @JDMK1DD17
      @JDMK1DD17 3 года назад +1

      ^Same^

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 3 года назад

      Same with Sebastian and Pete.

    • @capealio
      @capealio 3 года назад +2

      Why would you want triple uploads?

    • @dudebert8609
      @dudebert8609 3 года назад

      Just one upload on the pod channel was the proposition, instead of two uploads, each one on their individual channel.

  • @_nosocial
    @_nosocial 3 года назад +2

    Love the audio levels...I can actually here everything with blasting my speakers ha!!

  • @Markkah
    @Markkah 3 года назад +1

    Definitely my favorite podcast out there. Looking forward to getting drunk with you guys every monday. Great stuff!

  • @Nobodyevencares27
    @Nobodyevencares27 3 года назад +1

    Great sode fellas! I’m Canadian so I had Caesars in a short glass while watched. Queef!

  • @SparkySINN
    @SparkySINN 3 года назад +19

    SUNDAY DRUNKDAY perfect time to release it !!!! I have already been drinking bloody marys. Lets drink with them !!!!

    • @thacoolbean
      @thacoolbean 3 года назад +3

      Amen brother🤙🏼

    • @JDMK1DD17
      @JDMK1DD17 3 года назад +1

      Nice! Vodka and sprite over here in florida. Love a drink and laughing to these guys banter

    • @SparkySINN
      @SparkySINN 3 года назад

      @@JDMK1DD17 I'm in florida too !!! Jacksonville 😎🏝🌞🍻🥂🥃🍹🍸🍷
      Sun beach and drinks. We lucky people!

  • @SparkySINN
    @SparkySINN 3 года назад +5

    10:52 HILARIOUS 😹🐕‍🦺🦮🐕‍🦺🦮🐕‍🦺🧑‍🦯👩‍🦯👨🏼‍🦯👩‍🦯👨🏼‍🦯🧑‍🦯💩💩💩💩💩

  • @pj1995____
    @pj1995____ 3 года назад +2

    I love this podcast, one of my favourite podcasts

  • @triplethraet
    @triplethraet 3 года назад

    the part where mark acts out the guy discovering the use for lemons needs to be a clip.

  • @tannerd2091
    @tannerd2091 3 года назад +4

    I just ran upstairs thinking my girlfriend fell down the stairs but she was sleeping and I realized it was just Mark hitting the mic.

  • @CanaldoIllan
    @CanaldoIllan 3 года назад +3

    this become my first in the morning coffee podcast. two of the greatest joke writers in activity.
    Keep queefing

  • @jacobmoersfelder6706
    @jacobmoersfelder6706 3 года назад +2

    So now I’m a douche for wearing cologne? lmao, love the pod guys keep up the good work!

  • @brownkemosabe
    @brownkemosabe 3 года назад +26

    It's 5:33 AM in India.
    I'm glad I'm awake at the right time for old Queef and GruffyVoice

  • @GKnowByrd1
    @GKnowByrd1 3 года назад +1

    Love this podcast. I hope y'all blow up and get them checks. This shit is so chill and down to earth. No force fee bullshit. Keep it this way y'all.

  • @williamdiaz7258
    @williamdiaz7258 3 года назад +2

    Drinking Hatozaki Japanese whiskey . Enjoying the podcast . Thanks fellas 👌

  • @reallyharsh
    @reallyharsh 3 года назад +5

    my rec of the week is whiplash. just a fantastic movie, very worthy of a second viewing

  • @seancheedie3457
    @seancheedie3457 3 года назад +1

    Favorite one. Love the peeves. The recs. The potential jokes and development but I might be drunk.

  • @idontcareforthissketch
    @idontcareforthissketch 3 года назад +6

    This upload is my signal to start drinking tonight 🍻

  • @fahlt92
    @fahlt92 3 года назад +1

    Dude is right that Sunday is the solid release day! Especially for a drunk pod. Sipping on Buffalo Trace and listening to pink floyd when you guys dropped this. Hype!

  • @metalfreakneo2411
    @metalfreakneo2411 3 года назад +1

    48:57: HOW ELSE DO YOU FLOSS? I can't imaging those floss threads! *barf* *barf*

  • @reallyharsh
    @reallyharsh 3 года назад +8

    1:11:34 killer bit mark, don't let sam discourage you

    • @Bom-pff
      @Bom-pff 3 года назад +1

      It's been done though. Always prefer honest feedback.

  • @hkkyt8963
    @hkkyt8963 3 года назад +1

    Ur guys movie recs or even just the movies u talk about r great thanks

  • @arsaeterna4285
    @arsaeterna4285 3 года назад +7

    I fkng hate how the four nachos in the middle get all the cheese
    and then I'm eating a plate of chips with nothing on them

    • @tomwood3794
      @tomwood3794 3 года назад +2

      That always wrecks my day all to hell.

    • @dudebert8609
      @dudebert8609 3 года назад +1

      What are you? Communist Cuba? 😂😂🙈

  • @markfarfan2254
    @markfarfan2254 3 года назад

    Just started watching Sopranos cause of you guys. Just got to the 2nd season and love it

  • @reallyharsh
    @reallyharsh 3 года назад +3

    50:09 mark, i thought the claw was genius at first too. but it's just a waste of plastic AND more expensive

  • @jonis373
    @jonis373 3 года назад

    "Fuckin a family member" was where I lost it.

  • @nagilum
    @nagilum 3 года назад +3

    After shaving wash face with cold water then apply coconut oil on your face. You will never get razor burn using this guaranteed method. Also these guys have great taste in movies! Magnolia was Paul Thomas Anderson’s best movie and Tom Cruise‘s performance in that movie was stellar. His scene with Jason Robards as his father when he’s dying was amazing stuff.

  • @iZB3LLA
    @iZB3LLA 3 года назад +2

    OMG 😝😅 FUK YEAH! PERFECT TIMING 🔥

  • @lisa-le7im
    @lisa-le7im 3 года назад

    Didn’t know much about you until you were on Whisky Ginger and I died! I’m glad I found this podcast, I’ve been binging it with my BF and loving it . You guys are great! Can’t wait till you come back to Toronto!

  • @christopherboggon9054
    @christopherboggon9054 3 года назад +4

    The only podcast that’s Seinfeld meets Sopranos

  • @jordivanzanen6087
    @jordivanzanen6087 3 года назад +4

    First time tuning in, I literally just started the Sopranos, C’MON MAN!

    • @pault3175
      @pault3175 3 года назад +4

      The Sopranos ran from 1999 through 2007. It finished 14 years ago and you just got around to watch it, tough luck.

    • @thismothafuckasaid7304
      @thismothafuckasaid7304 3 года назад +2

      Damn, only sociopath gets pissed and considers it a spoiler when others are talking about 15 yr old episode.

  • @Fender0ckreR
    @Fender0ckreR 3 года назад +3

    "It's the fake tits of cheeese!!" I spit my water out 😂

  • @noelruiz3526
    @noelruiz3526 3 года назад +7

    I’ve been drunk all day! Cheers 🍻

    • @ninacuntowiczaka2415
      @ninacuntowiczaka2415 3 года назад +2

      Same here. Cheers

    • @SparkySINN
      @SparkySINN 3 года назад

      SAME !!! SUNDAY DRUNKDAY perfect time to release it !!!! Lets drinks with them !!!!

    • @noelruiz3526
      @noelruiz3526 3 года назад +1

      @@SparkySINN heck yeah! What you drinking? I’m drinking some coors light

    • @ninacuntowiczaka2415
      @ninacuntowiczaka2415 3 года назад +1

      @@noelruiz3526 crown on ice

    • @SparkySINN
      @SparkySINN 3 года назад +2

      @@noelruiz3526 I was litterally drinking Bloody Marys !!! I love them a great Sunday all day Drink !!! Was funny seeing the theme🤣😹

  • @MrFilip94
    @MrFilip94 3 года назад +1

    Keep going Mark! Seen you alround youtube since THE morningshow-interview.

  • @BrandonKBills
    @BrandonKBills 3 года назад

    That cheese bit was great! You guys should tour together the way Rogan and Chapelle did.

  • @JakeMelvin
    @JakeMelvin 3 года назад +1

    Tiger woods is the best example for that bit about the differences between horny and pregnant

  • @msmo4127
    @msmo4127 3 года назад +1

    A bed can never be too big, get the hell away from me while I'm trying to sleep

  • @b0ssatr0n91
    @b0ssatr0n91 3 года назад

    I wish I knew about this show earlier. These 2 together is great

  • @doug892
    @doug892 3 года назад +5

    We need to get Sam a pedestal table at 4' tall to set his drink down up there.

  • @moorbilt
    @moorbilt 3 года назад +5

    Can we get that scallion with the small mouth in here? “We might be gay”.

  • @coreyhillyard3940
    @coreyhillyard3940 3 года назад +1

    Favorite pod! Bring the cat on as first guest.

  • @bindodundid
    @bindodundid 3 года назад +1

    i like the cake cover parody. i feel like thats an inside joke for me and maybe 4 other people and i appreciate it.

  • @bens5974
    @bens5974 3 года назад +1

    Yo mark, keep it up. Love this show

  • @connorgreen6426
    @connorgreen6426 3 года назад

    There's something to that "American cheese" bit you guys had going haha

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks 3 года назад

    Jaws... guy in glasses... Richard Dreyfuss... Close Encounters...what about Bob...etc.
    He qould be sooo pissed if he watched this! LMAO

  • @joeli2119
    @joeli2119 3 года назад

    Two of my favorite comedians

  • @zachl.1084
    @zachl.1084 3 года назад +2

    Y’all are high departed is fye

  • @gr8fakeh8monger
    @gr8fakeh8monger 3 года назад +1

    Italian nachos with sausage marinara and pesto is friggen fantastic! You guys gotta try that on the podcast!

  • @SteveCossaboom
    @SteveCossaboom 3 года назад +5

    Eddie Izzard has done standup shows entire in English, French, German and Dutch!

    • @Mysterios0
      @Mysterios0 3 года назад

      That’s amazing. Eddie is incredible in general.

    • @lslewis
      @lslewis 3 года назад

      Dutch too?! I knew about the French and maybe German but...DAYUUUM

  • @juicins
    @juicins 3 года назад +1

    you mention Portland many times ... Maine or Oregon ? I;m a westy and can't find either upon my searches

  • @zachl.1084
    @zachl.1084 3 года назад +1

    I get lit every time I see the new ep

  • @paulmonroe308
    @paulmonroe308 3 года назад

    SAM HAS A CONEHEAD HEAD.
    FUNNY KID THO. LOVE THE POD

  • @donovanskyline7926
    @donovanskyline7926 3 года назад +2

    Mark wants a more evenly distributed version of Nachos? how about 7 Layer Dip?

  • @BrushfiresofFreedom
    @BrushfiresofFreedom 3 года назад +4

    “That’s horrific! He’s rapping loudly, I hate this guy!”

  • @sk8legendz
    @sk8legendz 3 года назад +1

    Mark Normand is becoming Rick Sanchez

  • @mob7599
    @mob7599 3 года назад

    Plain chips in nachos is like the bread on the edge of a sandwich where all the meat is piled in the center. Spread the meat out for even flavor!

  • @rodgie5754
    @rodgie5754 3 года назад +1

    Thought Dennis Leary had the croissant croisandwich bit...

  • @ninacuntowiczaka2415
    @ninacuntowiczaka2415 3 года назад +2

    Nachos should come with a heated plate and options. Combined the nacho fajita experience

    • @amarycandream9475
      @amarycandream9475 3 года назад +1

      Serial killers definitely usually start off with animals. Though, bad ass bosses who happen to be ruthless killers love animals. Sometimes have their own zoos.

    • @ninacuntowiczaka2415
      @ninacuntowiczaka2415 3 года назад

      @@amarycandream9475 brilliant observation. People that order for people to be killed. Love animals. People that like to slice and dice. Consume and save momentous. Start by petting puppies to death

  • @yasmincandy7926
    @yasmincandy7926 3 года назад

    The fkn song lmfao oh shit a new fav podcast heeeell yeaaah! what about fresh Mozzarella? that stuff is awesome

  • @TheCja02
    @TheCja02 3 года назад +1

    someone has to do a cut of Mark saying, "Whaaaaaaaaaat"

  • @metalfreakneo2411
    @metalfreakneo2411 3 года назад

    42:17: I thought Meester Morril made some progress, he was toured in Seattle in recent past did he not?

  • @bodgertime
    @bodgertime 3 года назад +1

    I woulda poured myself some Red Eye & Tito’s during the bits & peeves

    • @bodgertime
      @bodgertime 3 года назад

      I must confess I👍🏼 my own comment

  • @drm5513
    @drm5513 3 года назад

    i love both of them, Kevin Hart with Sam Morril , amazing chemistry

  • @nathanieljuliusvonmeyerstein
    @nathanieljuliusvonmeyerstein 3 года назад +5

    Who else has started noticing themselves using Marks mannerisms and hand movements??

  • @thisisrabble
    @thisisrabble 3 года назад +1

    Time to mix a toddy! Cheers, boys!

  • @STE41k
    @STE41k 3 года назад

    31:35 Fake strawberry milk sucks. However made with a strawberry simple syrup with real strawberry, It's very good.
    1 lb quartered strawberries (if frozen quarter them in the pan as they simmer and thaw)
    2 cups water.
    1 cup sugar
    Simmer (with lid) strawberries until all the color is out of the berry (10 to 15 min) strain and discard berries. Add sugar and simmer(without lid) until dissolved. Reduce to desired thickness, not too much. Then use like chocolate syrup.

  • @brandonkatona7734
    @brandonkatona7734 3 года назад +1

    Love the show, great ep! Still like the original theme song best, just me. Y'all are great

  • @metalfreakneo2411
    @metalfreakneo2411 3 года назад +1

    45:45: Yeahhhhhh do my hypothetical podcast and I'll check your apps for bugs!

  • @adventurish9197
    @adventurish9197 3 года назад +1

    Solid podcast

  • @metalfreakneo2411
    @metalfreakneo2411 3 года назад

    10:32: When I was in vet school for a bit, we were taken to a seminar one day about these police and military dogs. The drug doggos really have it hard. Like they become addicted after sniffing all the drugs and stuff, and of course those take a painful toll on body. And they later have to be put down.

  • @brownkemosabe
    @brownkemosabe 3 года назад +8

    I can't believe Sam doesn't know about the long running Stevie Wonder rumour 🤣

  • @frusciantenc
    @frusciantenc 3 года назад

    That table in the middle makes it look like they broke into a furniture store to film this.

  • @ninacuntowiczaka2415
    @ninacuntowiczaka2415 3 года назад +2

    Bed can never be to big. The house. Needs to feel like a home

  • @ToastyChud
    @ToastyChud 3 года назад +1

    Best podcast out

  • @tenkin5105
    @tenkin5105 3 года назад +1

    You guys should do a list of recommended movies.

  • @BigMacflows
    @BigMacflows 3 года назад +1

    Mark and Sam need to discover something called 7 Layer dip. It's the orgy for nacho lover's. It's the most even-and-loaded nacho experience.

  • @ACME_knockoffs
    @ACME_knockoffs 3 года назад +1

    Mark twain was Awesome Doc! Gotta check out The man who would be king.

  • @thelmc
    @thelmc 3 года назад +7

    Mark is setting himself up to get robbed again 🤦

    • @teddyh
      @teddyh 3 года назад +1

      facts

    • @gitgenKE
      @gitgenKE 3 года назад

      Well he got that doe

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 3 года назад +1

      His producer should of cut it

  • @jmanxoom
    @jmanxoom 3 года назад

    Intro is excellent!

  • @nonaps
    @nonaps 3 года назад +2

    sam has the permeant drink holding hand

  • @clarkeyzmachine
    @clarkeyzmachine 3 года назад

    Mark, the best way to achieve supreme nachos is to layer so each bite is complete.

  • @jacksonvega7751
    @jacksonvega7751 3 года назад +1

    Cake I will survive..... excellent

  • @jasonkrapf
    @jasonkrapf 3 года назад +1

    Fire whoever made the thumbnail graphics Jesus christ

  • @waynewhitaker5244
    @waynewhitaker5244 3 года назад

    Mark, you know you need Zing Zang mix to make a proper Bloody Mary

  • @C2Reels
    @C2Reels 3 года назад

    Sam Morrill is amazing. The counseling comment is genius.

  • @enolux
    @enolux 3 года назад

    THE BEST ONE YET. i think.

  • @stefandomeier1911
    @stefandomeier1911 3 года назад +1

    “It’s not a pet, it’s a stay away” 💀

  • @gerradbarker6803
    @gerradbarker6803 3 года назад +4

    Mark not knowing the difference between cheddar and American cheese is not only unbelievable it's infuriating! Lol