Its strange how many of us make a date night out of this podcast 🤣. My fiancé was an avid listener or timesuck and I didn’t dislike it but didn’t care to listen. Then she played some episodes of this when it first went live and now we stay up late on Tuesday nights/ Wednesday mornings to listen.
0:40 Intro 4:04 The Beasts of the Clearing (the Hoia Baciu forest of Romania) 18:44 The Alien Abductions of Barney and Betty Hill 39:18 Listener story- After moving in with his girlfriend, experiences a mostly harmless haunting until one awful night 52:58 Listener story from Luke- At 14, he and a friend found a large man-made cave with strange sigils and had a terrifying encounter
My fiancé and I have been listening since the beginning and just recently moved into a new house that is very old so we made sure not to listen our first few nights in the house 🤣
Garrett Horsch the home I’m in is actually one of the cleanest homes I have ever been in... meaning no spirit stragglers. It was built in 1921. Almost bought an 1908 home. Oh it was thick. But awesome!!!!
MzClementine I am good at just ignoring stuff now. The older I get the less I think something paranormal is happening. Which is the exact opposite of when I was a kid. I am open to the possibility but there is a lot of b.s. in those tv shows and mediums and what not. Unfortunately that muddies the waters.
@Garrett Hi, are you new to the podcast? Or you’ve been listening & just moved? Creep or peeper? Oops...lots of questions, my bad. Stay scared & congrats on the new home.
Left out way too much creepy insane things from the Hill story. Especially the part about her identifying a star system that wouldn’t be discovered until decades later. Seriously out there stuff.
OK, I'm in a new home on 14 acres and I don't have blinds yet, I've been listening to this since 2am. This story got me. The Betty and Barry story got me good.
I woke up from a nightmare and got STD Like a terrible parent telling me " it might not be any better " and the world is way worse than my silly dream, so just go back to sleep. Thank you two
I've been to Hoia Baciu and they didn't tell us about the creepy stuff, but you could definitely feel SOMETHING was off. But it's an incredibly beautiful place.
Ditto! That’s a horror movie imo & I love 🖤🖤🖤absolutely love horror from some of today’s stuff, to the first of the Slasher flicks (before Jason got his ski mask dirty!), all the way to the Hammer films. Nothing ever scares me easily anymore 😞....but no doubt that Invasion of the Body Snatchers is a horror flick- I would go so far as it’s a horror flick alone w/o putting the science fiction label on, Ugh ! The idea of a slightly slow yet complete takeover is terrifying. All the way to the last scene with “the scream” 😱
Excellent episode! Much luv & concern to the Rev.Doctor!!!!! I hope you get back to your normal greatness asap, not to mention, we need you back here at the scare dungeon. You rock! P.S. On a totally separate note, I am a happily single chic that has listened from the beginning w/o fail (& faithful spacelizard), so shout out to all the single ladies & fellas, we are a big chunk of the S2☠️ fandom.Creep parties exist (not sure about peepers but I assume they have ppl getting together to listen) & if we aren’t having a gathering to watch the show....we all, thousands of us, are watching together. New listeners: we have plenty of couple’s date watching S2☠️, but all are welcome.
I think it's awesome that as soon as I heard peanut butter it made me immediately think of the timesuck episode of Albert fish 😂😂😂 showbiz!! That's how they do it in Hollywood!! You have ruined me Dan Cummins
Omg 😱 now THAT is scary! Haha... I’m in the middle of that one (I can’t get straight through the awfulness) & damn if I didn’t think the same thing, lol. Hail Nimrod
Lynze have you watched the movie The Fourth Kind? I watch many horror movies, not easily scared at all but that movie freaked me TF out and made me sleep with the light on for a few months. Where did you find this protection spell?
Just rewatched this one with my son, he didn’t realize it was from last year and when it mentioned that Joe had the Rona, my son said “OH NO!! Is Joe going to be okay?!” Then I told him this was from last year and that Joe kicked Rona in the teeth and he said “YAY! Long live Joe!!!”
If anybody ever watched those Ghost Hunters (The leader of the hunters is named Zach) they went into that forest, but it didn't ever mention any of this ufo activity or disappearing people. In fact, all that really happened was paranoia. It was sort of a crappy show, but I'm actually happy to hear about a place I'm sort of familiar with. Thank you Dan and Lynze for the creeps!
I kind of find it funny that lynze's biggest fear is to experience what humans do to animals for science, or in messed uo cases what they used to do to people in the past,
As a Spacelizard Creep...I say Nope, if anything it makes you cooler 😎! You do this and TS? It’s the best brain scramble....just throw in Secret Suck & you’re totally set!
@Robert Dobson Hi there, I completely understand my friend & fellow cult member. If you download the Timesuck app, which is free & I highly recommend listening via the app. Yea Secret Suck is a companion piece to TS & in so, has a quite different format, but it’s Dan, so it’s hilarious! For $5/mo you get lots of perks & of course the Secret Suck itself, which I believe is a Friday drop. I’m single, my brother has 4 kiddos & I couldn’t even begin to imagine having even 1 child. Trust me, I’m just fine with my furbaby Molli. She’s my German Shepherd & she’s a handful. Feeding her & treating her monthly w/Frontline, keeping up with Rabies vaccines & trying to get the healthiest food & treats for her is enough to handle for me. I have much respect & admiration for parents. But yea, just wanted to let you know what it is...oh & ya get to vote on Timesuck topics twice each month. The cool part is that all of (or damn close to) the money is donated & Dan does a great job of keeping us in the loop with how much was donated & which cause it’s going to, as they vary. Be strong in Nimrod’s wisdom my fellow meatsack & today (as most days) I say Hail Lucifina! I bet you’re a great dad. Stay curious! Does your fiancé like Timesuck also?
New fan here, not sure if this has been covered already. But I would love to hear a story about someone's experience with visiting heaven or hell. I know there are some pastas on it. Not sure if any of the fans have any personal experiences they could share.
Where can I figure out how to message these guys? I have sleep paralysis all the time. It’s not so bad for me I’ve never seen anything when I get it but I can’t move for a second than it’s incredibly hard to move. One time I thought I heard someone breaking in and I was struggling to get up, finally did and went out to go attack the intruder. Nothing was there dog was cool and I was tripping. Everything was fine though. That was the scariest sleep paralysis I ever had.
Waw i am a massive creeper with a fight response when afraid, strong christian so faith helps make me feel safe; but that last my story freaked me out!!! I dont flinch easy or scary even when pestered by ghost activity; but the last story waw... it is a combination of my 2 worst fears... demon and werewolf! This is going to haunt me for a life time 😱😱😱
I think I know how to keep goost away. So they like the cold right. But if you're not cold then it can't go there. 1get covers in a blanket.two but the heater on.three get someone strong and brave like you're dad
Been a fan of Dan's comedy and podcasts for a while, but I just can't take this with Lynze anymore. She's says too much dumb stuff and ruins the flow with her interjections.
There is no Scared to Death w/o Lynze. Remember the original premise for the show? The trailer & episode clearly state that this show’s purpose was to watch/listen as he scares his wife to death. The show wouldn’t be the same w/o her. Not favoring at all but I’ve been a fan of Dan’s comedy for many years & I’m also a Spacelizard listening to Dan alone TWICE each week. I highly recommend it. There are some very spooky Timesuck episodes too!
@@youdontmatter2me he does Timesuck by himself and that is a great podcast, one of my favorites. Idk, she just seems like a high schooler with her random interjections and thoughts. All the talk about crystals is very annoying too. It would all probably be fine if she just asked honest questions instead of blurting something out every 7 seconds.
Its strange how many of us make a date night out of this podcast 🤣. My fiancé was an avid listener or timesuck and I didn’t dislike it but didn’t care to listen. Then she played some episodes of this when it first went live and now we stay up late on Tuesday nights/ Wednesday mornings to listen.
Quality relationship
3:33 intro
4:16 first story
19:57 second story
40:13 third story
53:05 fourth story
nothing like curling up in bed listening to the new scared to death episode and playing animal crossing during a thunderstorm
Wut
I can relate, lol 😆
0:40 Intro
4:04 The Beasts of the Clearing (the Hoia Baciu forest of Romania)
18:44 The Alien Abductions of Barney and Betty Hill
39:18 Listener story- After moving in with his girlfriend, experiences a mostly harmless haunting until one awful night
52:58 Listener story from Luke- At 14, he and a friend found a large man-made cave with strange sigils and had a terrifying encounter
I have a bit of a missing time problem. I have no idea where the past 20 years have gone.
Dan pronounces "beings" like "beans."
"A bean Betty and Barney called 'the leader' watched from the side." ... The Leader Bean!
I'm over here falling in love with Lynze, she's the best. Also, Dan if you haven't already you should look into the story of Ted the Caver.
That stash on dan makes him look like a creeper flasher from the 90's just missing a trench coat
42:57 “And the walls oozed green slime!”
How they pronounce sigil and asmodeus is triggering my fight or flight instinct
Lactobacilus Helveticus R0052
Haha dude I know. Dan's like twitching trying to not correct her.
Omg Watch Destination Truth with Josh Gates in that forest. Proof of how crazy that place is. Another great hour thanks love love love show.
Isn't that the episode where the bald guy I think gets dragged or knocked over
Yes it was creepy.
This is the first episode of Scared to Death I've listened to. Probably shouldn't be listening to it right before I go to bed lol
My fiancé and I have been listening since the beginning and just recently moved into a new house that is very old so we made sure not to listen our first few nights in the house 🤣
You need to watch the devils blood! Sooper spoopy!!
Garrett Horsch the home I’m in is actually one of the cleanest homes I have ever been in... meaning no spirit stragglers.
It was built in 1921. Almost bought an 1908 home. Oh it was thick. But awesome!!!!
MzClementine I am good at just ignoring stuff now. The older I get the less I think something paranormal is happening. Which is the exact opposite of when I was a kid. I am open to the possibility but there is a lot of b.s. in those tv shows and mediums and what not. Unfortunately that muddies the waters.
@Garrett Hi, are you new to the podcast? Or you’ve been listening & just moved? Creep or peeper? Oops...lots of questions, my bad. Stay scared & congrats on the new home.
Good evening peepers and my fellow creepers. Sending my best wishes to The Reverend Doctor, get well soon! Hail Nimrod!
Pee pee poo poo
Praise Bojangles!!!
It's Manbearpig! Come on you guys I am super serial!
Love you both. Fave show.
I loved your podcast...I listened to it during work. Now, I'm here!
Lynze is clearly more susceptible to everything and gets scared way easier, so it would definitely get lynze first
Left out way too much creepy insane things from the Hill story. Especially the part about her identifying a star system that wouldn’t be discovered until decades later. Seriously out there stuff.
Romanian here! Proud you included a story from my home country.
Show biz!!
Lots of love for the Joe. Great show.
Bring the ‘doodles on! Praise Bojangles!
All the hugs to the Rev
38:10 they have bigger probe for Rodney Farva over there!
41:15
"Ohio!"
*scary music kicks in*
I love to here stories about the Hoia Baciu forrest!!!
Tuesday’s at midnight are my favorite 🤘🔥
Something about these two that make the horror stories MORE juicy!
You guys are great! The back and forth banter is awesome. I'm going to email about a dream I had that might make you guys trip out.
Alien stories are my personal favorite. Scare me the most during my night shifts (helps keep me awake). More please!
My wife and I pre-ordered the book. Can't wait to READ To Death
Absolutely love this channel.
Awesome stories. You two seem to be a great couple. Love and positivity to ALL
OK, I'm in a new home on 14 acres and I don't have blinds yet, I've been listening to this since 2am. This story got me. The Betty and Barry story got me good.
I woke up from a nightmare and got STD
Like a terrible parent telling me " it might not be any better " and the world is way worse than my silly dream, so just go back to sleep. Thank you two
I've been to Hoia Baciu and they didn't tell us about the creepy stuff, but you could definitely feel SOMETHING was off. But it's an incredibly beautiful place.
The Alien 👽 abduction story it sounds like Dan is saying beans instead of beings 😆 the beans came to get us 😂😂😂
The BEANS!!!!
Dude, I honestly thought he was saying beans. Glad I checked the comments lol
That human face on a dog gave me nightmares for months as a kid.
Ditto! That’s a horror movie imo & I love 🖤🖤🖤absolutely love horror from some of today’s stuff, to the first of the Slasher flicks (before Jason got his ski mask dirty!), all the way to the Hammer films. Nothing ever scares me easily anymore 😞....but no doubt that Invasion of the Body Snatchers is a horror flick- I would go so far as it’s a horror flick alone w/o putting the science fiction label on, Ugh ! The idea of a slightly slow yet complete takeover is terrifying. All the way to the last scene with “the scream” 😱
Date night in full effect! Love you guys!
Well wishes Joe, get better soon
Excellent episode! Much luv & concern to the Rev.Doctor!!!!! I hope you get back to your normal greatness asap, not to mention, we need you back here at the scare dungeon. You rock!
P.S. On a totally separate note, I am a happily single chic that has listened from the beginning w/o fail (& faithful spacelizard), so shout out to all the single ladies & fellas, we are a big chunk of the S2☠️ fandom.Creep parties exist (not sure about peepers but I assume they have ppl getting together to listen) & if we aren’t having a gathering to watch the show....we all, thousands of us, are watching together. New listeners: we have plenty of couple’s date watching S2☠️, but all are welcome.
I think it's awesome that as soon as I heard peanut butter it made me immediately think of the timesuck episode of Albert fish 😂😂😂 showbiz!! That's how they do it in Hollywood!! You have ruined me Dan Cummins
Omg 😱 now THAT is scary! Haha... I’m in the middle of that one (I can’t get straight through the awfulness) & damn if I didn’t think the same thing, lol. Hail Nimrod
I grew up on the Woods and always had creepy things happen and am scared of aliens like the queen of the suck is. That one scared me.
I want to see the puppers! :)
Me too!...but BOTH, not just Ginger Bell! Let’s not leave Penny Pooper alone! 😁
theres two kinds of crystal addictions lol
Well i was gonna get sleep for work... now ima get spooky! Hope all my fellow creeps and peepers are doing well 🖤
Lynze have you watched the movie The Fourth Kind? I watch many horror movies, not easily scared at all but that movie freaked me TF out and made me sleep with the light on for a few months. Where did you find this protection spell?
I’ve seen The Fourth Kind & I’m noooot so sure she could get through it, lol. I too recommend though 👍🏻
Just rewatched this one with my son, he didn’t realize it was from last year and when it mentioned that Joe had the Rona, my son said “OH NO!! Is Joe going to be okay?!” Then I told him this was from last year and that Joe kicked Rona in the teeth and he said “YAY! Long live Joe!!!”
My man Joe get better my guy 🙏💪
Love the Buckeye shirt
I want a creeptasic shirt! Lol
Good evening creeps and peepers!
If anybody ever watched those Ghost Hunters (The leader of the hunters is named Zach) they went into that forest, but it didn't ever mention any of this ufo activity or disappearing people. In fact, all that really happened was paranoia. It was sort of a crappy show, but I'm actually happy to hear about a place I'm sort of familiar with. Thank you Dan and Lynze for the creeps!
Ghost Adventures 😁
I kind of find it funny that lynze's biggest fear is to experience what humans do to animals for science, or in messed uo cases what they used to do to people in the past,
1:37 😂😂😂
48:14 this one sounded like someone made it up
Kicking out your child for loving someone not from your church? What horrible parents
Bring ginger on!! What a great addition to the show.
And Penny!
Dan is right its CARN EEE
Bring the doodles! 💕
My favorite time of the week! Let’s get scared to death!
sending best wishes to the Reverend Dr Joe Paisley!!! get better and we all love you guys!!!!
Heyyy gurrrrllllll
Hey GURRLLLL!
My fiance thinks listening to Dan's podcasts will mess up my brain. I've been listening to 3-4 a day for about 2 weeks. Do I have a problem?
As a Spacelizard Creep...I say Nope, if anything it makes you cooler 😎! You do this and TS? It’s the best brain scramble....just throw in Secret Suck & you’re totally set!
@@youdontmatter2me Secret suck? Do I have to pay for that? Like on patreon? I have 2 little ones, I can't really afford to spend money 😕
@Robert Dobson Hi there, I completely understand my friend & fellow cult member. If you download the Timesuck app, which is free & I highly recommend listening via the app. Yea Secret Suck is a companion piece to TS & in so, has a quite different format, but it’s Dan, so it’s hilarious! For $5/mo you get lots of perks & of course the Secret Suck itself, which I believe is a Friday drop. I’m single, my brother has 4 kiddos & I couldn’t even begin to imagine having even 1 child. Trust me, I’m just fine with my furbaby Molli. She’s my German Shepherd & she’s a handful. Feeding her & treating her monthly w/Frontline, keeping up with Rabies vaccines & trying to get the healthiest food & treats for her is enough to handle for me. I have much respect & admiration for parents. But yea, just wanted to let you know what it is...oh & ya get to vote on Timesuck topics twice each month. The cool part is that all of (or damn close to) the money is donated & Dan does a great job of keeping us in the loop with how much was donated & which cause it’s going to, as they vary. Be strong in Nimrod’s wisdom my fellow meatsack & today (as most days) I say Hail Lucifina! I bet you’re a great dad. Stay curious! Does your fiancé like Timesuck also?
New fan here, not sure if this has been covered already. But I would love to hear a story about someone's experience with visiting heaven or hell. I know there are some pastas on it. Not sure if any of the fans have any personal experiences they could share.
I would love to hear that and more haunted sanitariums, asylums, etc!
Get better Joe!
Hello 👋
9:02
What kind of person would EVER give these a thumbs down????
Where can I figure out how to message these guys? I have sleep paralysis all the time. It’s not so bad for me I’ve never seen anything when I get it but I can’t move for a second than it’s incredibly hard to move. One time I thought I heard someone breaking in and I was struggling to get up, finally did and went out to go attack the intruder. Nothing was there dog was cool and I was tripping. Everything was fine though. That was the scariest sleep paralysis I ever had.
Pfffff you know you're golden when u have no dislikes after multiple years. And 30+k views
"What is big deal?"
Bring in the puppies!!!!!
Can we get a podcast in a ball pit?
I think Lynze's first story is a great example of what happens when good Catholic boys date outside their church. That's what you get.
I don't think crystals would help with the 'rona
am I the only one who heard that weird growl at 7:13?
Wouldn't the monster go after the less annoying of the two?
Long live lucifina and all hail nimrod
Show is great only one request if she could slow down a bit reading to fast the store bleeds together and I miss what's happening 😢
Lynze!! It's pronounced si-jils! Not si-gils. Lol
New viewer here, what is this channel about?
Waw i am a massive creeper with a fight response when afraid, strong christian so faith helps make me feel safe; but that last my story freaked me out!!! I dont flinch easy or scary even when pestered by ghost activity; but the last story waw... it is a combination of my 2 worst fears... demon and werewolf! This is going to haunt me for a life time 😱😱😱
WHO WOULD THE MONSTER GET!? Lynze or Dan?
Lynze ....and he would eat her crystals while carrying her off. Lol 💜 ya Lynze
Nope! nope! nope!
The trees, its because its a place and they grow towards light.
DAMN LYNZE!! YOU THICC GURL?!?! SLAY QUEEN!
That’s not true about Project Bluebook. The cases that couldn’t be explained were 21.5% not one to two percent!
Crap 💩 I’m hating the Rona!! Get better Sir!!🎉🥰
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I think I know how to keep goost away. So they like the cold right. But if you're not cold then it can't go there. 1get covers in a blanket.two but the heater on.three get someone strong and brave like you're dad
I always wonder who the 2 trolls that give a thumbs down are. It’s always 2. Lol
Ummmm .-. I won’t die but it’s still scary
Been a fan of Dan's comedy and podcasts for a while, but I just can't take this with Lynze anymore. She's says too much dumb stuff and ruins the flow with her interjections.
No.
There is no Scared to Death w/o Lynze. Remember the original premise for the show? The trailer & episode clearly state that this show’s purpose was to watch/listen as he scares his wife to death. The show wouldn’t be the same w/o her. Not favoring at all but I’ve been a fan of Dan’s comedy for many years & I’m also a Spacelizard listening to Dan alone TWICE each week. I highly recommend it. There are some very spooky Timesuck episodes too!
@@youdontmatter2me he does Timesuck by himself and that is a great podcast, one of my favorites. Idk, she just seems like a high schooler with her random interjections and thoughts. All the talk about crystals is very annoying too. It would all probably be fine if she just asked honest questions instead of blurting something out every 7 seconds.
No offense but I think i liked Dan more when I didn't know what he looked like...good podcast though
probe the hiney
Same shit. You can read all you want but you don’t have any physical proof
I want dans shirt
I love you, Dan, but the solo stache look does not suit you. Lookin like every guy banned from a playground ever
No not joe!!!!!!! Get better soon joe
Kind of ironic with the title of the show apparently I watched this but don't remember it