David E. Taylor Wants 400 Million Dollars

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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024

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  • @adamspeckert7296
    @adamspeckert7296 4 месяца назад +31

    He's not afraid of anything unless it's a female attorney asking him simple questions. Then he's chewing on his lips, taking nervous sips of water, and doing a fake cough.

    • @toocooldanna
      @toocooldanna 2 месяца назад +1

      fakeee coughhhh dude yesssss lolol

    • @tsonofjohnson489
      @tsonofjohnson489 11 дней назад

      Not unlike Supreme Court Justice Cavenough.😂

  • @city_by_the_bay7769
    @city_by_the_bay7769 Год назад +123

    This dude is my favorite comedian

  • @layne3braysha
    @layne3braysha Год назад +63

    I testify that whenever i need a good laugh, i turn to apostle David E Taylor 😂😂😂

  • @tornadosirenwednesday
    @tornadosirenwednesday Год назад +91

    I'll give you $25 million to never sing again

  • @rememberthegoodoldays193
    @rememberthegoodoldays193 4 месяца назад +10

    This guy isn’t just a clown, he’s the whole circus.

  • @triplebeamdreaminful
    @triplebeamdreaminful Год назад +101

    I wish he was this enthusiastic during his deposition 😂

  • @TheRealDannAlexander
    @TheRealDannAlexander Год назад +30

    Why is he dressed like he’s in a stage production of Alice in Wonderland

  • @scottmignone5664
    @scottmignone5664 Год назад +41

    This is like watching an Ultimate Warrior promo from back in the WWF😂

  • @FullFrontalExposure
    @FullFrontalExposure Год назад +37

    His vision is massive like his rising cholesterol levels.

  • @blackanarchicreacts
    @blackanarchicreacts Год назад +43

    My grandfather was a preacher. He was far from perfect, very far. But he never used his pulpit as a stage to talk about himself, bark at his "enemies" (he had none), or beg people for money. He was mostly known for bringing the congregation back to his house so he could feed those who didn't have anything. He ran his own successful business, so he didn't need to beg the people for anything. Also he was an actual singer back in the day--he used to work with Sam Cooke in CA. But he didn't stand in front of the people like a buffoon randomly singing. This man sounds horrible 😅

    • @ApostleDavidETaylor
      @ApostleDavidETaylor  Год назад +4

      Love your story - thank you for sharing. Would love to hear some of his sermons if there are any old video archives! The Sam Cooke reference is also cool. One of the best voices of all time! Steve Perry of Journey’s biggest influence too.

    • @CantBreakSteelMashes
      @CantBreakSteelMashes Год назад +1

      Hey, just out of curiosity - was your grandfather's last name "Breaux?" Sounds like my mom's former pastor from quite a few years ago.

    • @BenjaminFrediani-xr9wo
      @BenjaminFrediani-xr9wo 7 месяцев назад

      That's because your grandfather wasn't a tare, like this guy.
      Joshua Media Ministries equals 666 in hebrew gematria.
      The devil demands obeisance

  • @israelmcmahon3340
    @israelmcmahon3340 Год назад +35

    The "Cap'n Crunch General Suits" got me cryin.

    • @Will008
      @Will008 5 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂

  • @Yoda052
    @Yoda052 Год назад +25

    Ignoring all his other numerous crimes, David E Taylor should be imprisoned just for his habitual raping of the English language. Anyone that spends 10 minutes in a sermon proclaiming they are not a “fake,” is exactly that. “Don’t judge me,” while I’m judging you.

    • @mizark-h3z
      @mizark-h3z 7 месяцев назад +1

      Fraud through deception

    • @BoscoClant
      @BoscoClant 2 месяца назад

      WHO EVER GIVES THIS SNAKE A PENNY SHOULD BE IN PRISON FOR LIFE FOR STUPIDITY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jasonbourne4590
    @jasonbourne4590 Год назад +107

    A preacher that never reads the bible is no preacher at all.

    • @rickyc664
      @rickyc664 Год назад +5

      ​@@sebatarth162I saw that, THAT was hilarious! He was asking someone to find it for him because he was too much "in the spirit" to find it. Such a clown.

    • @thepessimisticoptimist9375
      @thepessimisticoptimist9375 Год назад +2

      Whether they read the bible or not makes no distinction. Being religious doesn't make you a good person. In fact is more or less the other way. Used as a quick route to trust.

    • @jonnyshanon2103
      @jonnyshanon2103 Год назад +4

      He sounds like a pushy used car salesman.

    • @9itten
      @9itten Год назад +1

      ​@@thepessimisticoptimist9375If someone is a true Christian, then that absolutely will make you want to be good, and you'll be a lot more trustworthy than an atheist

    • @derrickhewlett5803
      @derrickhewlett5803 Год назад +1

      😂exactly

  • @MichaelSteven81
    @MichaelSteven81 Год назад +13

    Pull a loan from your home! Sell your car buy a bike! Get pay day loans! Just send us Money!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @noahwinslow2692
    @noahwinslow2692 Год назад +20

    That JG Wentworth bit was absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yes yes yes yes

    • @ApostleDavidETaylor
      @ApostleDavidETaylor  Год назад +3

      They kept telling me that I apparently have an annuity just sitting around, so I figured I should call them!

  • @markbre3602
    @markbre3602 Год назад +29

    I don’t think that was God that appeared to you I think it was that other guy.

  • @charlielanda5140
    @charlielanda5140 3 месяца назад +4

    Captain Crunch suit 😂😂😂😂

  • @midwestlivin7029
    @midwestlivin7029 4 месяца назад +3

    The intro with him singing is PRICELESS!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @greengrownlawns422
    @greengrownlawns422 Год назад +26

    He needs to be locked up in Colorado super max

    • @kentmombourquette5385
      @kentmombourquette5385 Год назад +3

      I’ve said that before that IT needs to be in a prison with criminals too give IT what IT deserves non stop punishment.

    • @DonP305
      @DonP305 Год назад +3

      😂😂

    • @dominickmasonry3878
      @dominickmasonry3878 7 месяцев назад +2

      😂

  • @Yell0w_Lem0ns
    @Yell0w_Lem0ns 2 месяца назад +3

    “ These massive screens that will stand 25 foot in the air, high! “

  • @ResidentialCentersofAmerica
    @ResidentialCentersofAmerica Год назад +22

    So bold, misusing/pronouncing words, using wrong verbs/nouns, and then making light of his shortcomings with comments such as "That's right, I said it," as if we are supposed to think he's bright and edgy when it is just the opposite...

  • @TuwandaSmith
    @TuwandaSmith 4 месяца назад +3

    This man is a character 😂 🤣 😅😅😅

  • @markbre3602
    @markbre3602 Год назад +15

    He says a lot but nothing at all.

    • @Will008
      @Will008 5 месяцев назад +1

      True

  • @michaelwalls4614
    @michaelwalls4614 Год назад +17

    According to his deposition he’s a great businessman & the church invested really well with the money they’ve already received. If that’s the case he should use that money. He was once able to support 4 other people off of 28k a year and still managed to save money. He should be the church’s biggest donor!

    • @teddygramz2008
      @teddygramz2008 Год назад +7

      You forgot he donates almost 2x more than what he makes

    • @michaelwalls4614
      @michaelwalls4614 Год назад +2

      Amazing huh?😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kentmombourquette5385
      @kentmombourquette5385 Год назад

      The biggest B💩er

    • @user-em5nm7zk7x
      @user-em5nm7zk7x 4 месяца назад +1

      @@teddygramz2008that’s the thing he not supposed to be making anything. Second even if that’s the case no way he has donated over 200 millions (2x)

  • @ResidentialCentersofAmerica
    @ResidentialCentersofAmerica Год назад +15

    Can't wait to see highway signs, "Next left...The Campus of Forming Body Parts," and "70-floor Skyscraper Home For Doing Work."

  • @blackanarchicreacts
    @blackanarchicreacts Год назад +16

    His neck is about the same width as his whole head at this point. I think that matters for your health, David

  • @therealsallen
    @therealsallen 10 месяцев назад +9

    The “pressecution” is criminal😂😂

  • @SaNab7
    @SaNab7 Год назад +5

    Pastor Pastor, who did you steal that hoodie from??😂😂

    • @kentmombourquette5385
      @kentmombourquette5385 15 дней назад

      He stole that from the Goodyear blimp it’s a tarp that covers the Blimp

  • @dejacreacts4964
    @dejacreacts4964 Год назад +10

    I know the Bible says to make a joy noise, but David’s singing is just noise.

  • @FullFrontalExposure
    @FullFrontalExposure Год назад +16

    I showed a seed on the broncos and lost. I called to see if I could get a refund but they hung up :(

  • @annchovies5747
    @annchovies5747 Год назад +38

    I want 400 million too, but I'm not going to lie about God to get it.

    • @RandyJonesFilms
      @RandyJonesFilms Год назад

      He's never lying. So Leave him alone immediately Right now.

    • @kentmombourquette5385
      @kentmombourquette5385 15 дней назад

      Never lying so leave him alone that’s a complete joke

  • @sadikmeah4057
    @sadikmeah4057 2 месяца назад +2

    He said it doesn't matter people attack him then proceeds to spend an hour bitching about it 😂😂😂

  • @mmxw2294
    @mmxw2294 2 месяца назад +3

    500 hundred people give him 10,000 he got us confuzzzed 😂😂😂😂☠️ ira 🤦🏾‍♀️ people retirement sad that people follow this man

  • @geneboice92
    @geneboice92 Год назад +5

    Maybe somebody should donate him a bible

    • @ronk9830
      @ronk9830 Год назад +2

      I wonder what he would do with it...🤔
      I mean, even if it were a designer edition, he couldn't eat or wear it.

    • @kentmombourquette5385
      @kentmombourquette5385 15 дней назад

      He’s has lots of comic books that he didn’t write.

  • @lukas3365
    @lukas3365 Год назад +11

    Best leading actor in a comedy/drama/supernatural category goes to: Apostle Taylor
    Special mention to his support cast of comics
    🙏🏻😁

  • @ResidentialCentersofAmerica
    @ResidentialCentersofAmerica Год назад +8

    On the 3rd day, God created Lord Pender.

  • @edmedina55
    @edmedina55 Год назад +3

    This guy is unbelievable ! He is calling on all idiots to come together.

  • @MichaelKPerry
    @MichaelKPerry Год назад +7

    Praise in public…punish in private…

  • @TheHitman0024
    @TheHitman0024 Год назад +9

    Lmfao this guy be bashing people instead of preaching the word of GOD 😂 lmfao about people getting scared of getting rebuke that’s why they don’t go 🤣

  • @DJThijzzzz
    @DJThijzzzz Год назад +11

    Only 400 Million?!? What's the problem? ;)

    • @theouterplanet
      @theouterplanet Год назад +4

      Man. I sowed a seed and all I got was a lousy shirt.

    • @TheKrickReport
      @TheKrickReport Год назад +4

      @@theouterplanetyou’re doing it wrong, I had NO body parts before, now I have body parts all over the place!

  • @prismbrandingrealestatebra6301
    @prismbrandingrealestatebra6301 2 месяца назад +1

    It's absolutely fascinating how many pastors believe they can sing.

  • @jamessmith7205
    @jamessmith7205 Год назад +11

    Keep 'em coming 😂😅😂😅

    • @ApostleDavidETaylor
      @ApostleDavidETaylor  Год назад +3

      Oh, I have tons of archive footage I’m just now working through. Probably have footage for 3+ videos at the moment and I keep recording more each week. Had to take a hiatus for “shutaway”, but now The Lord has given me a dream to come out and release new videos LOL

    • @jamessmith7205
      @jamessmith7205 Год назад

      @@ApostleDavidETaylor PRAISE THE LORD 🙌

  • @saulmartin2694
    @saulmartin2694 5 месяцев назад +4

    Sexual chocolate everybody! 😂if you know you know!

  • @kporenegade7337
    @kporenegade7337 8 месяцев назад +3

    The reason you dont wear those captain crunch suit anymore, because it doesnt fit you anymore.

  • @alishasorrell7093
    @alishasorrell7093 Год назад +7

    Endure correction 🤔 correct that wig rebuke that wig🙏🏽

  • @elev8lounge44
    @elev8lounge44 5 месяцев назад +2

    This introduction is pure comedy!! My god

  • @SHAVEYSGIRL
    @SHAVEYSGIRL Год назад +3

    Everything he is doing goes against Biblical teaching. Everything Christ warned against, this guy represents. I hope people are not that blind that they would support heresy like this. He's abusive. His staff are terrified. He is mentally unstable at the very least.

  • @barbaraboyd4640
    @barbaraboyd4640 21 день назад +1

    He should receive a reward for best actor. I don’t understand why people follow him. It’s a cult.

  • @boxesbinslidsllc
    @boxesbinslidsllc Год назад +6

    Lord, please open the eyes of all those under this python spirit.
    Build an ark, God said he would never destroy the earth with water the next time by fire.
    The Holy Spirit does not do predictions on football games.

    • @monib4458
      @monib4458 Год назад +2

      Amen, Touch and agree with this prayer because this is sad.

  • @PatriotChick
    @PatriotChick 8 месяцев назад +3

    IMO this guy is a narcissistic scammer

  • @Unclejake
    @Unclejake Год назад +8

    JG Wentworth…..

    • @ApostleDavidETaylor
      @ApostleDavidETaylor  Год назад +1

      Apparently, according to David and Joseph, I have an annuity with tons of money in it just sitting around, so I maybe I should give them a call and ask where it is!

    • @Unclejake
      @Unclejake Год назад +2

      I just rewatched this really stoned, wow…..it was like hearing the dark side of the moon for the first time on a really good stereo…..the editing is awesome.

  • @tnjallen
    @tnjallen Год назад +4

    It’s so easy to know when he’s lying. Look at his eyes and blink rate and you will know every time he lies!!

  • @rosieparker382
    @rosieparker382 3 месяца назад +1

    Along with that divine power his God has given him, he’s also given him a 48” waistline

  • @dannycanning9959
    @dannycanning9959 Год назад +3

    $400 million…..how bout you axe Michelle

  • @DanYah85
    @DanYah85 Год назад +4

    877-cash now😂

  • @jonathancairy8300
    @jonathancairy8300 3 месяца назад +1

    He says all this now but his deposition he throws Michelle under the bus with everybody else.

  • @genoortega7992
    @genoortega7992 24 дня назад +3

    2:20 i dont have no son's or daughter that are rebellious! In his depositing it came out that he was charged with abuse of his child for being rebellious by skipping school 20 times. 😮

  • @gospelPrevailingWordMinistries
    @gospelPrevailingWordMinistries Год назад +5

    What does desperation look like?

  • @GraceHappy-id6zq
    @GraceHappy-id6zq Месяц назад +1

    Omg he’s a joke I could never go to a church like this😂😂😂😂

  • @theouterplanet
    @theouterplanet Год назад +10

    Mia Quacko!!

  • @GermyDawitsRiser
    @GermyDawitsRiser Год назад +4

    Somebody needs a shopping spree in the Bahamas!!

  • @33roses
    @33roses Год назад +1

    Pastor, prophet, bishop, elder, reverend, CEO, Moses 2, etc. Pride is much with this one.

  • @doyleakabeefcake6
    @doyleakabeefcake6 6 месяцев назад +1

    His hair grew back in the front, it’s the work of angels

  • @ResidentialCentersofAmerica
    @ResidentialCentersofAmerica Год назад +10

    Ah, just the kind of "school" I would send a loved one to, "Campus of the Harvest, Home of the Student Correction."

    • @ApostleDavidETaylor
      @ApostleDavidETaylor  Год назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @elizabethholyspirit1196
      @elizabethholyspirit1196 3 месяца назад

      ​. Blessed. Holy. Trinity n. I. Deeply. Love

    • @elizabethholyspirit1196
      @elizabethholyspirit1196 3 месяца назад

      ​@@ApostleDavidETaylor blessed. Holy. Fire. Come. Mightily. Please. Give. Home. 2. Home less American woman

    • @elizabethholyspirit1196
      @elizabethholyspirit1196 3 месяца назад

      ​​@ApostleDavidETaylor blessed. Holy. Fire. Come. Mightily. Please. Give. Home. 2. Home less American woman

    • @elizabethholyspirit1196
      @elizabethholyspirit1196 3 месяца назад

      ​@@ApostleDavidETaylorblessed holy. Fire. Come. Mightily inside Sanjay n. Family

  • @theouterplanet
    @theouterplanet Год назад +9

    You pastors are “m ma tor “

  • @neilmccane2104
    @neilmccane2104 Год назад +2

    Very uplifting speech! How do I give! NOT!

  • @jermainejaieworships
    @jermainejaieworships Год назад +3

    Does he ever, actually, preach or teach? I’ve seen not one video of him actually preaching… the word. I hear a lot of fussing. Complaining. Temper tantrums. Tirades.

  • @markbre3602
    @markbre3602 Год назад +5

    It’s akrut that’s right I said it. What an grifter. Just give me what you got quickly.

  • @mizark-h3z
    @mizark-h3z 7 месяцев назад +2

    He still has a court appearance coming up for not paying for a stage that was made for his church. This guy is a fake and a fraud. Such a joke 😃.

  • @mudd4284
    @mudd4284 Год назад +5

    Jim”Krispy Kreme” Jones

  • @daytwaqua
    @daytwaqua 6 месяцев назад +2

    Yeah, we're the stupid ones. Meanwhile, he can't pronounce 'persecution' correctly. Unless he means 'prosecution', which would be somewhat accurate, at the very least.

  • @vanessabrown5669
    @vanessabrown5669 5 месяцев назад

    He cursing the people if they don't give.. God is exposing you brighter and brighter and the people is holding back more and more. This desperation 101

  • @cvance37
    @cvance37 19 дней назад

    He sang in the beginning for the cringe effect and to hit rock bottom…. Then there was nowhere to go but up after that… Genius!

  • @lboogiebella484
    @lboogiebella484 10 месяцев назад +1

    WHO TOLD HIM HE HAD A NICE VOICE?!!?! IT'S ACTUALLY TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Exploits1132
    @Exploits1132 29 дней назад

    Is he on drugs! Whenever you hear any of these fools say "quickly" do it "quickly" RUN RUN RUN AWAY QUICKLY!

  • @kentmombourquette5385
    @kentmombourquette5385 Год назад +4

    Wants $400 million dollars to keep paying the Krispy Kreme doughnuts 🍩 account

  • @PopPopJ
    @PopPopJ Год назад +5

    You mean to tell me people are still letting you juice them for their money after all the videos in the compelling evidence so all I can say to you, sir, is kudos. Keep doing your thing if you put something in somebody’s face and they can’t accept it. What can you do?

  • @alishasorrell7093
    @alishasorrell7093 Год назад +14

    Pastor Steve could contain the laughter 😂 he just

    • @scarface7142
      @scarface7142 8 месяцев назад +1

      He nearly lost it a few times 😂

  • @Traythegemini
    @Traythegemini 5 месяцев назад +1

    He’s gambling too. Why would a “Pastor” give a fake prophecy about a Football score?😳. He’s betting on games.

  • @MichaelSteven81
    @MichaelSteven81 Год назад +1

    Sow your seed! God said too!!!!

    • @ronk9830
      @ronk9830 Год назад

      I'll send him some seeds...
      Ones that grow poisonous plants. 😃

  • @charlesnewman688
    @charlesnewman688 Год назад +7

    He wants to be like Benny hill so bad I mean Benny hinn lol 😆 or Kenneth corpeless I mean Copeland 😅 🤷.. I promise he thinks his lies are true

  • @Jeru22
    @Jeru22 Год назад +3

    187 nations watching? Over under 13 people watching. I’ll bet the house.

    • @ApostleDavidETaylor
      @ApostleDavidETaylor  Год назад +1

      Exactly! I guess Tuvalu and the South Sandwich Islands are watching too. All those countries have people watching in the time zones where it’s 2, 3, and 4 AM too! And they all understand English! I just checked, and RUclips only has about 30 different subtitle languages too.

  • @okami6
    @okami6 Год назад +1

    it's just his imagination..running away with him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kentmombourquette5385
    @kentmombourquette5385 Год назад +3

    The singing just shattered my TV 📺 screen

    • @mikewhipkey6863
      @mikewhipkey6863 7 месяцев назад

      That fuckin sucks sorry to hear that

  • @BongMetal
    @BongMetal Год назад +3

    I want 400 million dollars but RUclips keep deleting my comments.

  • @darrenwicks5772
    @darrenwicks5772 Год назад +2

    Love these videos. He has been talking about many things for many years. What he certainly does have is ROYS royce cars!!

  • @deborahfoster4687
    @deborahfoster4687 7 месяцев назад

    Have Mercy Oh Father....
    The Body Of Believers are in trouble..

  • @SuperKim2981
    @SuperKim2981 Год назад +1

    ABSOLUTELY COMICAL🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @eddyleyva1660
    @eddyleyva1660 Месяц назад

    I break that spirit of stinginess hahahhahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kidfrost4794
    @kidfrost4794 Год назад +2

    If people’s start dropping their drugs I’m going to run around with a big bag picking them up.

  • @deborahrobles7551
    @deborahrobles7551 7 месяцев назад +2

    Comedy channel, lol. That’s hilarious!

  • @marcoshmeza
    @marcoshmeza 6 месяцев назад +1

    CLOWN LOL😂

  • @Apttp1966
    @Apttp1966 7 месяцев назад +1

    All that money you steal an that’s yo Sunday church wig is crazy 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SaNab7
    @SaNab7 Год назад +1

    This Joker new name now is Petty Edddy most mosting!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @kentmombourquette5385
    @kentmombourquette5385 15 дней назад

    It’s not beneficial 50-50 chance and he got that wrong😂🤣

  • @WalMartScrewedMe
    @WalMartScrewedMe 4 месяца назад

    The beginning was absolutely hilarious

  • @9itten
    @9itten 3 месяца назад

    You are "Imma TOUR" 😂

  • @pistolpete5845
    @pistolpete5845 7 месяцев назад +1

    I forgot about this clown and he popped in my head and I'm shocked he's still going. Smh

  • @kidfrost4794
    @kidfrost4794 Год назад +1

    Does he mean “Realm” when he says Ram??

  • @dmeatroberson2105
    @dmeatroberson2105 9 дней назад

    I'm stingy for saving for my future???? GTFOH