Camelot (Dingo Pictures)
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
- Dingo Pictures breaks out the live action narrator again but this time it's MERLIN who's also in the animated portion of the Sword of Camelot!
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“We are…the knights who say….YEE!!!!!”
no! not the knights who say Yee!
@@syppy7416 The same!
Neeh neeh neeh
And we demand.....A BLOOD BUSH
...NI!
_"SHH"_
On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a poorly animated place.
And there was much rejoicing… yay.
In the German dub the reason they don't go to Camelot is bc it doesn't have cable, so... fitting xD
Where the "baby dragons" are re-used dinosaur assets that we couldn't even bother to add wings to!
Right.
Myesss...
🎶 "He is Brave Sir Phelous. Sir Phelous a Bootleg Zone. He will watch the Dingo films, oh Brave Phelous. He will dissect it into tiny bits and riff them all the way."
Now we just need a full song 🎵 and then the guy from The Witcher who sings the songs ( please ignore hiw awful I am with names) to bring his loot. And sand in front of us all while we drink ale 🍺 in a old timey Inn.
Hey, this is a verified dingologist you're speaking about. ?;- )
_and there was much rejoicing_
@@MediumRareOpinions yay…
[coconut sounds]
“YOUR ANIMATION WAS A POORLY DESIGNED HAMSTER, AND YOUR DUB TEAM SMELT OF ELDER BERRIES!!!”
-the taunting French to the dingo knights of the round, probably
Ihr trinkt doch nach dem animieren alle kaltes Wasser!
NOW GO AWAY OR I SHALL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME!
For the Lady!
(*looking at animated Merlin*)
Man, Jareth the Goblin King really let himself go.
Yet, Armin somehow looks more masculine. 🤔
He reminds me of the babe....
@@MentalLiberation The babe with the power.
He looks more like a bad cosplay version of Denethor from LOTR
@@POLE7645what power ?
Merlin: "Anyway, to make a long story short Mordred killed me."
Wabuu: "Most of these knights are sooo stupid!" Merlin: "You're telling me!!!"
Lancelot: "What'sa matter me?"
@@yoursonisold8743 (whomp whomp whooomp)
It's amazing how when you first reviewed Lion and the King way way way back when, Dingo Pictures was just this enigma that barely anyone knew anything about and nowadays there's just so much documentation, names, behind the scenes stuff...like it's surreal that we now know who Wabuu's voice actor is in both versions (Armin Drogat OG/Don F. Jordan for the english dubs). Takes a way a bit of the fun mystery, but cool how far we've come.
Yeah, though I don't know if the English voice actor is confirmed still or just highly suspected.
It's amazing how how you've cornered The Market on DINGO Movie Reviews Phelous to the point that Wabuu now is officially your copyright 😂😂😂😂
He copyrighted...Wabuu? @@thing1thing2themediamaniac43
It can take away a bit of the mystery, but it's always nice to see these creators get recognition for their work. Even as we laugh at it, we can still admire that they actually did this.
And then Excalibur was found by the Shredder and gave life to statues. Exactly as the legends foretold before Phelous asked Merlin to shut up.
Dern. When Storm Shadow found it it just flooded a lot. D:
Wabuu: "Now stand aside, worthy adversary."
Wooshel: "'Tis but a scratch!"
Wabuu: "A scratch?! Your arm has been blown off."
Wooshel: "I've had worse."
Wabuu: "You liar!" 🤨
Wooshel: "Come on you pansy!" 😡
Wabuu: This Knight is soooooo stupiiiiid! Heh heh heh heh heh... *Whacks off other arm.* @@cameronbosch1213
@@cameronbosch1213
Wabuu: VICTORY IS MINE! I thank you, Lord, and for these gift thou have-
Wooshel: HIYAH! Come on then! Have at you!
Wabuu: You are indeed brave, sir knight but the fight is mine.
Wooshel: Oh, had enough, eh?
Wabuu: Look ya stupid bastard, you got no arms left.
@@Godzillakingofkaiju1 Yes I have!
Wabuu: Look!
Wuschel: Just a flesh wound.
What the hell is that ending? Merlin hooking up with Morgana is the best plot twist🤣
"We gonna go bang in a different world now, bye... PLANESHIFT"
“She’s certainly not gonna betray me and leave me comatose in a tree or something. That would be ridiculous.”
and their daughter will be reincarnated to fight Morgana with an elf, a monk and a steampunk robot over and over again until one day something goes wrong and their hosts retain their memories
.....never thought i'd be upset about getting spoiled for a DINGO PICTURES MOVIE of all things...
@@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan Sorry... I hoped people wouldn't go to the comments before finishing.
Merlin should of gone to Avalon I guess they didn’t want Merlin to watch over the dingoverse when it already screwed up
Perhaps Armin Drogat was the most important part of Dingo Pictures
*"THAT'S IT!"* *Crumples a sheet of paper in one hand.*
He was the friend me made along the way
@@limalepakko6074 "Nosferatu!" 😏
"MAAAAAAAAAYBEEEEEEE. WHOOOOOOO KNEEEEEEEWWWWSSSSSSSSS."
@@catalinamelo9932 Professor X: We will never know.
I had a really weird dream recently, and one part of the dream was drawn in the Dingo Pictures art style.
So, a nightmare? A particularly poorly animated one?
Dang, that sucks........... was by chance Wabuu there?
@@KirbyIsCute No, unfortunately not
@@alicebthegachaweirdo8378 Rats.
What happened in the dream?
You can tell Phelous is super glad he got access to all these Dingo assets... and honestly, so are we ^^
They were going to have the scene where Arthur uses Excalibur to defeat Mordred, but the animator suffered a fatal heart attack. I’m guessing from seeing what they were animating.
A German dingo in King Arthur's court is the book weve been waiting for.
Phelous and Dingo pictures. Name a more iconic duo.
Peanut butter and cheeze~
"DOOOO YOOOU KNOOOW WHO I AMMMM?"
*slips into coma*
*YOU IS THE POPE OF FOOLS!!!*
I think he’s the voice of Wabuu.
@@joshslater2426 The voice behind the English dub (which is the original German dub) _is_ Armin Drogot. Who did these English Dubs, both EastWest / Fun Kids / Art Media and these dubs.
One of the knights who say YEE
Given how accurate Animated Merlin's outfit is to Live Action Merlin's costume, it leads me to believe Dingo recorded the live action bits first before animating anything. With the ineptitude we've come to know from Dingo, I doubt they'd take the time to make a totally accurate costume that Armin Drogat would presumably only wear for this one film.
Then again, maybe the Dingo Pictures crew are far more interested in cosplay than they are animating.
At least they only ripped off themselves with that one.
Old Man: "Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he YEEEEE."
"Ask me the questions bridge keeper I'm not afraid!"
"*What* is your name!?"
"It is Arthur, King of the Britons."
"*What* is your quest!?"
"To seek the Holy Grail!"
"*What* is thr worst Dingo movie!?"
_"...I don't know that!"_
*"AAAHHHHH!"*
@@cameronbosch1213 "English or German dub?"
@@dubuyajay9964 The Bridge Keeper: "Uh... uh... I don't know that."
The Bridge Keeper: *"AAAAAAHHHH!"*
"The witch got wet from being dunked in water. She's completely useless now."
@@jlev1028
I’M MELTING, I’M MELTING!!!!! WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD!!!!!
Admittedly I never looked up how many movies Dingo has done, but every time I see Phelan do a Dingo Pictures video I'm like: "There are MORE!?!?!"
Don't worry; I think Phelous has nightmares about that daily. Although I am admittedly curious about an Over the Hedge ripoff. Wabuu would make an interesting RJ. 😂
It's like a Kinder Surprise!
@@gracetucker661 true have him and the grumpy bear who hates sharing lol and the squirrel wabbuu gets oh my I can see a whole movie
A Clastle... It's a castle, but with more class!
I honestly find the Dingo-saur to be cute. It somehow looks better than the other characters in the movie to me.
Best character in the movie if you ask me.
Too bad it ends with the poor little guy crying.
Happy May. May Bunny.
Its gonna be a sad day when phelous reviews all the dingo pictures movies. An end of a era. Unless the lost media dingo films are found.
He has already been creating new ones from scratch. Clearly Dingo Pictures has outlived its original creators and become something... MOOOAR.
We should then experience the joys of other terrible studios like good old Video Brinquedo.
@@1Thunderfire I hope we all live long enough to see Phelous react to the "Ratatoing" "Dance" number.
Dingo is truly a rabbit hole Phelous can never get out of
The "....for youuuuu" joke NEVER fails to make me laugh.
We're Knights of the Dingo Table
We laugh whene'er we're able (heh heh)
We do routines with pointless scenes
With animation condemnable
We lip flap quiet in Camelot
and got a silly king - mah gawd!
Most of the other knights are sooo stupeeeed, hehehe
Baby dinosaur is probably supposed to be pet dragon. Which merlin didn't even have.
"The Wonderful Bowl."
Well, I guess it's always 420 when Dingo's involved.
22:33
And that’s not even the first time that it happened in Arthurian legend. In some versions, King Uther - Arthur’s father - used Merlin’s magic to disguise himself as Gorlois, a rival of Uther, so that Uther could sleep with his wife who he’d always lusted after… which is how Arthur was born.
King Uther and the knights of Yikes
Actually remember that detail was in the NBC Mini-Series Merlin with Sam Neill.
The head chopping bit is from "Sir Gawain and the Green Knight"
I think that had a movie like last year or something. Although I take it Gawain does get Chopped in the original telling.
@@BATCHARROThe Green Knight spares him, I think.
@@MarquisLeary34 Yeah, the Green Knight spares Gawain because Gawain refused an enchantment that would have let him survive the Green Knight's blow. The Green Knight had set that up deliberately as a test of Gawain's character.
@@BATCHARRO Gawain makes it through. Just don't ask for his cooking.
It's funny that Percival, who was basically a bum of the street, ended up being a better fighter than Arthur seeing as he was able to defeat Mordred without cheating.
In live action, he looks like an eldery fusion of Voldemort and Ozzy Osbourne.
*Charles Martinet voice: It's a-name, Excalibur!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that
I love you so much for this ^^
The head chopping part is from Gawain and the Green Knight, a separate story, original was more following on your word, but giving it to Lancelot and putting it out of context made for another WTF moment.
Old Man and Oro McDinoscience: We Are The Knights Who Say ‘Yeeee’!
I think the unnamed fat knight challenging Lancelot to try and cut each other's heads off is a reference to the ballad of the Green Knight, but of course, that was with Galahad and the Green Knight was a magical intruder.
Gawain was his name but yeah I can see that but being a shoutout
12:58 It's pronounced 'Nim-oo-ay', and I would also note that the Damsel of the Lake's name varies frequently between versions-- in some variants she's called Vivian/Vivienne, for instance-- as does her very backstory. The only consistent thing about the Damsel of the Lake between different versions of the legend is that she gives Arthur Excalibur, that she is Lancelot's adopted mother, hence him being called Lancelot Du Lac ('Lancelot of the Lake' in French), and that she ultimately seduces Merlin before magically sealing him away (either in a cave, or inside a hollow tree, depending on the version).
That last part would have made a fun ending to the movie. "And I'm still stuck in this tree."
Somewhere out there, Linkara perks his head and feels a familiar dread: someone has pronounced the name of Nimue incorrectly.
-Teo
I've thought it was like "Nimh" all my life :o (rhymes with Mim from The Sword in the Stone but that was my logic as a child)
"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. Tis' a silly place.'
Wabuusferatu: ''I VANT TO SUCK...
YOUR BOOZE!''
"Ah-wuh?"
SUCC
Merlin ditching the random dinosaur to bang a lady is certainly a play.
Maybe they can make mordred two and take over britan
"Shut up, Merlin!"
I love when there's callbacks to unrelated videos.
I’ll bet dollars to donuts this was made within a year of Quest for Camelot.
Sadly, the dingo version is probably much better than the Quest for Camelot with the two-headed dragon.
We're Knights of the Round Table!
We dance whenever we're able!
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impecc-a-ble!
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat Ham & Jam & Spam a lot!
We're Knights of the Round Table!
Our shows are form-id-a-ble!
But many times, we're given rhymes
That are quite unsing-a-ble!
We're opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the DIAPHRAGM A LOOOOOT!
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatig-a-ble!
Between our quest, we sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a busy life in Camelot...
*IIIIII HAAAAVE TOOOO PUSH THE PRAM A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!*
::cue the prisoner clapping to the beat::
Woooow! They really just left the whole Mordred betraying Arthur story unresolved. I haven't seen such "brilliance" since Goldenfilms' Anastasia left Rasputin in control of Russia.
A story where King Wabuu gets overthrown by his knights Sir Garfield, Sir Meowth and Sir Michaelangelo after finding the Wonderful Bowl sounds a lot better than... whatever that was.
"Dingosaur! You is the King of Fools!"
I, for one, welcome the new king of England, Wabuu I.
Indiana Jones and the Hunt for the Wonderful Bowl
Indy quits halfway through the hunt because finding a wonderful bowl sounds lame as hell.
Still better than Dial of Destiny
If Lancelot had gotten his head cut off, he wouldn't have been able to horn in on Guinevere later and so the whole kingdom would not have fallen as a result of that domino being knocked over. Oh, the misery that could have been avoided with a single chop of that axe.
Lancelot was latter adition to myth, and earlier, queens lover was mordred
As someone who was really into Arthurian legends in high school, here are some interesting facts concerning some of the sudden plot changes:
1. Merlin did have a “love interest” in one of the stories that happens very shortly before Arthur’s death. Her name was Vivian and she was “the most gorgeous woman in the world” who was crafted by Morgana to seduce Merlin and trick him into revealing his most powerful secrets and spells. In a shockingly out of character move, typically level headed Merlin does whatever Vivian asks of him and he’s not even hypnotized or anything! The only explanation the story gives for his sudden stupidity is that “Merlin has a great fondness for beautiful women and can never refuse their requests.” Eventually, Vivian learns Merlin’s most powerful and forbidden spell, which could bring about an immortal’s death. To make a long story short, she “Sleeping Beauty’s “ him into a death-like sleep, then places an enchantment on his castle to make it invisible and encased in thorns. Like Arthur, Merlin is supposed to be roused from his death at the end of the world.
2. In some Arthurian legends, Mordred is even closer to Arthur’s family tree in that he’s Arthur’s illegitimate son. What’s even creepier is that his mother Morgana is Arthur’s half sister. I read one version of this story that tried to “soften the blow” I guess by Morgana enchanting herself to make herself look like Guinevere, but I think that just made it even worse.
3. The typical ending of Arthur’s life is also a rushed story, in which Guinevere is banished to a nunnery and Lancelot either to a monastery or back to his kingdom in France. If he’s sent to the latter, he usually takes a good chunk of Arthur’s knights with him as many of them side with Lancelot in the whole love triangle thing. With his wife, best friend, and comerades gone, as well as his mentor, Merlin, dead, Arthur is usually left to face Mordred alone. During the battle, they both kill each other at the same time. I can’t remember what happens to Mordred, but Arthur is revived by Morgana, who does a sudden heel-face turn and takes him to spend his afterlife in Avalon, the kingdom of the fairies, until the apocalypse, upon which he will be summoned to fight again. On the way, she threw Excalibur back in the lake, where it apparently still waits for the next great hero to come and get it.
Merlin sounds like he could use some diamonds.
"Ahh look Arthur personally."
Sounds like someone translated the german a bit too literal there. My guess is that the german version there could be smth like "Ahhh seht, Arthur höchstpersönlich." Which would be a normal phrase to use in German.
I wonder how much of the Gibberish language use in these films come from such mistranslations.
The face Phelan is making in the thumbnail is the personification of fear.
Poor Armin Drogat. He looks like he is cooking in that outfit.
Let him cook! (this bit of lingo is apparently complimentary not aggressive)
I think we should forgive him for dragging his lines out. He’s buried in nearly 5 layers of costume walking around a public place, so there was probably a lot of pressure on him.
Mordread was Arthur's child with his Half-Sister. There was a prophecy that he wouldn't usurp Arthur, so was exiled as an infant and was raised by Morgan Le Fey.
Enchanted halfcest is as enchanted halfcest does back in the day. Sunrise, sunset.
Yea, Merlin gave Arthur a magic p3n1s to make Mordred... So despite being female, Arthur is Mo's FATHER. I mean, this version also has Saber with a girl's voice so it checks out.
that's exactly why they call Merlin a diск wizard, as you can hear by the voice, Artoria doesn't have any naturally.
Sweet Home Ye Olde England apparently
Arthur also gathered every baby younger than age 1 on a boat and left it to sink, since he wasn't sure which one of them would grow up to usurp him. His nephew-son was the only survivor.
Excalibur 2... which you can only unlock by beating Dingo's entire library in under 12 hours.... which is easier if you just skip all the cutscenes.
21:01-21:07 Given what the UK has been like for a decade and a half, I for one welcome our new raccoon overlord.
I wouldn't summon these "Knights of the Round" to fight Sephiroth, though the animation feels about as long.
It would be the ultimate troll if a summon made you watch an entire dingo movie, haha.
Just impose a bunch of dingo pictures characters’ faces on each knight
The moral of the story is that King Arthur was a weenie and literally everybody around him was more competent, including Mordred.
Man, I could go for a Wonderful Bowl of cereal.
*Merlin:* "Weeeeee in Caaaamelooot like to streeeeeeetch theeeeeee pronuuuuuuuuunciaaaaa--"
*Wabuu:* "Shuddup! This joke is shooooo shtuuuupiiid."
"It's a name, Excalibur" is the extremely obscure bastardized proto-version of "It's a-me, Mario"
Oh good. From the title I was afraid this would be all live-action and thought "but...then we won't get random animals laughing".
"There, I did the thing", haha, Phelous we love you.
Do the retirement!
Merlin seems to have been put in the microwave.
Maybe someone should put him back in. He’s not done yet.
@@hecatejones4038It's not done... nooooo
"It's a name, Excalibur!"
- Morgana or Mario
Of all the elements of Arthurian legend I expected to see hastily thrown into a Dingo film, I definitely wasn't expecting a tldr version of Gawain and the Green Knight starring Lancelot instead of Gawain. I guess after they omitted the Arthur/Gwen/Lance love triangle, they felt compelled to still include him somehow just because of his fame.
I can't wait for Dingo Pictures to start doing live action remakes of all their animated greatest (s)hits.
Dingo breaking the Arthurian timeline is the least surprising thing I've heard today - even that Transformers movie was more fitting for such a legend.
...
Okay, maybe that's a stretch.
Wabuu’s actor in live action talking in your father the black panther is your father’s voice is bizarre on a multitude of planes. Truly an onion of WHAT!?!
Well, if you didn't exist before trying to pull out that sword, you definitely couldn't lie, so they have a point.
2:34 they were considerate enough to make a version specially for fan dubbing😅
It’s a karaoke version
Camelot! Camelot! Camelot! It's only a model! Shhh!
I could be wrong but I *THINK* Mordred's design might've been traced from a Roman legionarie from Asterix, mostly because of his cartoony design compared to the rest of the characters, his big nose and his helmet.
"The Sword in the Eyeballs" for those who dares watch this abomination of all things animated
23:00 'So that Lancelot would accidentally sleep with her and give birth to Galahad'
...either this sentence is missing a pronoun, or that's the version of the Arthur story you find in the back of the bookshop, with all the bare-chested men on the cover and the words 'adapted & expanded from the top-rated web fiction' blazoned dubiously across the top
6:58 - King Arthur with a female voice
Me, a Fate:Stay Night fan - 'lol Saber'
I choke a little whenever I hear that "BIG DADDY" quote. Someday I will hear it while actually eating something and RIP.
2:47
I hate that I’ve seen so much Dingo laughing that I just need to see the head vibrating and my brain autofills the shrill cackling from the recesses of my brain anyway. 💀
it's always a good day when phelous uploads a video on a dingo film I've never even heard of before
So what's more stupid? Bill or Ted jumping into a bush or tree to find the Holy Grail in the Bill and Ted NES game or Galahad just happening upon it in here seconds after entering a cave? Honestly the unfilmed ending of Monty Python and the Holy Grail where the Knights are released from jail and find the grail at a department store looks downright plausible compared to either.
I'm pretty sure in the original stories, searching for the Holy Grail was supposed to be more of a spiritual journey, with pursuit of the Grail symbolizing pursuit of holiness, as opposed to more worldly concerns. Hence why Galahad (the purist of the knights) is the one who ends up being successful, and ascends to Heaven not long after.
It's kind of sad that many modern versions of the story just make the Grail into a McGuffin.
@@jj48 but monty python is a COMEDY, mate. don't forget that detail XD (also it is techincally a 'mcguffin' people search for)
I wonder if the bit with Lancelot and that other knight agreeing to hit each other in the neck was supposed to be a reference to the green knight. It would fit with how many other aspects of arthurian legend are haphazardly jumbled together here
Lancelot and Arthur look so similar that when Lancelot was telling Percival to go to Camelot to talk to King Arthur, I was thinking "Wait, why is King Arthur telling the guy to go to Camelot to talk to him. Can't they just have the conversation right now?"
I love the Monty Python opening and was just thinking the same thing.
I just bought the Mort D'Arthur two days ago (yes I know its public domain but the binding had _foil_ on it guys); this is some timing. ...Also, the Mort D'Arthur is more Dingo-esque than I had expected; Arthur pulls the sword out of the stone and then puts it back in a bunch of times before he's crowned king, the first time being to give it to his adoptive brother for a tourney, who then immediately tries to claim England for _himself_ because: 'look, I have the sword!'
'yes but where did you _get_ it'
'Arthur gave me it'
'that means _he_ is the king, you dodo'
'oh, right'
Foil?! That's definitely worth the buy
IT'S ONLY A MODEL.
It's only a little off-model!
Shhhhhh
Well, a heavily-reused background still at least.
Dont forget the coconut horses
This reminds me of the VHS release of Dr Who serials where an actor from the show would turn up to explain the events of the missing episode.
'That's messed up to come from Greek mythology!' Oh, so very accurate.
I feel like Mordrid would remind Professor Layton of a puzzle.
More Dingo Pictures? Nice!
Phelous + Dingo Pictures is allways fun too watch
Phelous is the ONLY way Dingo pictures can be watched.
This along with Janis is one of the movies that would be played as shorts back during trips in my school bus. *Really* dodged a bullet by never getting to see them fully.
A new video while I am sick. Thank you God.
Hope you feel better soon!
@@phelous I hope so too! In the mean time, I can rewatch all your videos again.
"We are the Knights who say HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."
Featuring Hushed Dr Oro as Merlin
Grumpy Bear as King Arthur
Black Haired Anastasia as Qween Gwyn
Mew Mew as Not Nimue
John Smith as Lancelot
Butcha as Viking Knight
Babushka as Caveman Percival
Lord Lord as Gallahad
And starring Wabuu as Mordred
The live-action segments blow my mind because that requires at least a little bit of effort and personal investment to make a costume, apply make-up, etc. They didn't *have* to do it but they did anyway because they thought it'd enhance the product. This seems to confirm that, at least to Dingo, these cartoons weren't *just* cheap cash-ins being churned out on an industrial level. They genuinely thought they were making something of artistic value. Terrifying.
Then again, according to their old website, they thought their animation was so good that people would want to hire them to make advertisements, so I guess I shouldn't be so surprised that they were delusional. SPeaking of, I really want to find out if anyone as delusional as them ever did hire them for that purpose.
tbh i kinda feel like at first they started to make these films just as cash grabs/to rip off disney but then as they made more movies they legit started to get into and believe in what they were doing, especially the armin guy. and they even became more delusional on their skill level hence making actual video games off their shit and the whole nine
As a former pupil of a Waldorf/Steiner school, you had my attention when you mentioned Percival. His story was a big deal for us!
All hail King Wabuu!
3:35 "THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO BEFORE COMPETENT ADR WORK WAS INDUSTRY STANDARD THERE WAS A MAN WHO RAMBLED ON, SPREADING THE GOSPEL OF MONT PYTHA, A SERIES OF IRRELEVANT TALES SPUN FROM THE USELESS PROCLAMATIONS OF THE ELDER GODS!"
Well... This one still knows more about Arthurian legend than 'Quest for Camelot', which is sad. Besides, we all know the true wielder of Excalibur is baby Wyatt on Charmed.